#Parhelion Istvan

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TWST Dark AU Incorrect Quotes #3

Have I finished outlining the main fic? no. Have I written a single chapter? also no. am I going to post another incorrect quotes anyway? yep.

All quotes from the Incorrect Quotes Generator

Ruggie: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities. Ruggie, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

Lancelot, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child. Deuce, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

Ruggie: You say “Please” and “Thank you” in front of Cheka all the time, and they never repeat it. Ruggie: But you call Leona an “Ass-faced motherfucker” ONE TIME…

Pandora: The saying “it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Lancelot.

*the Squad cleaning up* Vil: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away. Parhelion, to Sebek: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—

(I'm sorry sebek you're not bad, parhelion just hates your guts)

Ace: I love hearing Housewarden Rosehearts shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

Cater: Why is there blood everywhere? Ace: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife. Cater: You stabbed someone?! Ace: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Trey: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. Pandora: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back... Ace: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Cater: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. Leona: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. Lancelot: Mental stability, my old friend! Trey: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

(I'm sorry trey you're like the only untraumatized person in the school)

*The gang is about to do something dangerous* Pandora: Shouldn’t someone give a pep talk? Jamil: Go ahead. Pandora: Be careful. Pandora: Don’t die. Lancelot: *Holds back a laugh* Jamil: Great. We’re all bloody inspired.

Deuce: So, what's it like living with Rook? Pandora: They once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter." Deuce: ... Pandora: I love them so much.

Cater: So, Lancelot and Ace Trappola. Cater: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto… Ace: We had a bad day. Cater: And… MURDER?! Lancelot: It was a pretty bad day…

Ace: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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TWST Dark AU Character Cheat Sheet

OCs abound in the Dark AU for worldbuilding purposes, so I've put together this cheat sheet! This includes OCs as well as canon characters (who are not going to be that canon because this is an AU and there are a lot of backstory changes).

The characters here may or may not be plot relevant. Vague spoilers may or may not show up.

Main Protagonists

Pandora "Andy" Lawrence: First year Pomefiore student. Our sassy, amnesiac hero who really wants to know what's going on.

Lancelot Trappola: Ace's older brother, a third year Heartslabyul student for the first year of the story. He has some very suspicious connections and likes to play Xanatos Speed Chess.

Jamil Viper: Scarabia first year who really doesn't want to talk about his history. Likes dancing, hates being told what to do.

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts: A first year and Heartslabyul's newest housewarden. He royally fucked it up and is now trying to make amends, starting with appointing the previous Housewarden as his Vice so they can work together to make Heartslabyul the best it can be.

Cater Diamond: 2nd year. Heartslabyul's Housewarden-turned-Vice Housewarden after Riddle acknowledges that he needs help with managing the dorm.

Lancelot Trappola: See Main Protagonists.

Trey Clover: 2nd year. Riddle's best friend and dorm mom. Somehow, the only one of the cast that doesn't have a tragic backstory.

Ace Trappola: Lancelot's "cute little brother" (in the words of Pandora) who seems determined to follow the footsteps of his older brother, despite Lancelot''s worries. He's also got a mischievous streak a mile wide.

Deuce Spade: A former delinquent who's determined to wash his hands of all gang activity. Too bad he immediately became rivals with Ace Trappola...

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar: 2nd year; 2nd Prince of the Afterglow Savanna who seems to have stopped caring about anything.

Ruggie Bucchi: first year with sticky fingers and an eye for profit.

Jack Howl: An athletic student with a moral backbone-- a rarity at NRC.

Octavinelle

Ardalion Douglas: 3rd year. Octavinelle's Housewarden before Azul.

Azul Ashengrotto: First year. A cunning businessman who seeks to make deals with everyone he meets.

Jade Leech: First Year. Mushroom obsessed merman with a hint of sadism.

Floyd Leech: First Year. Mood swings personified.

Scarabia

Jamil Viper: See Main Protagonists.

Adel al-Hakim: second son of the al-Hakim merchant family with an unusual moral backbone of steel.

Kalim al-Asim: the heir of one of the Scalding Sands' Big Four merchant families and Jamil's master. So nice that you can almost overlook his family's rather alarming relationship with the Vipers.

Pomefiore

Vil Schoenheit: 2nd year. Twisted Wonderland's biggest teen actor and in line to be Housewarden.

Rook Hunt: First year Savanaclaw transfer. Likes to "hunt" students. Figured out Andy was a girl a week after they met.

Epel Felmier: a farm kid from Harveston who really wants to be manly.

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud: 2nd year Housewarden. A magitech genius who prefers spending his time playing video games.

Ortho Shroud: Idia's little brother. The cutest student on campus and always willing to lend a helping hand, unless it will harm Idia.

Diasomnia

Parhelion Istvan: First year and Prince of the Land of Swords. He's got a serious grudge against the Draconia family and General Lilia Vanrouge.