#Pah-Chin headcanons
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devilgirlnq ยท 8 months ago
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๐•ฌ ๐•ฏ๐–†๐–Ž๐–‘๐–ž ๐•ป๐–—๐–Š๐–˜๐–ˆ๐–—๐–Ž๐–•๐–™๐–Ž๐–”๐–“ ๐•บ๐–‹
โ€ข~{๐”—๐”ฌ๐”จ๐”ถ๐”ฌ โ„œ๐”ข๐”ณ๐”ข๐”ซ๐”ค๐”ข๐”ฏ๐”ฐ}~โ€ข
๐‘บ๐’†๐’‚๐’“๐’„๐’‰ ๐‘ฏ๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’๐’“๐’š
๐”…๐”ฉ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฐ๐”ข๐”ก ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ ๐”ฐ๐”ฅ๐”ž๐”ฏ๐”ข ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ฆ๐”ฐ ๐”ก๐”ฌ๐” ๐”ฒ๐”ช๐”ข๐”ซ๐”ฑ ๐”ด๐”ฆ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ ๐”ช๐”ถ ๐”ฉ๐”ž๐”ก๐”ถ @katsune-nya ๐”ณ๐”ข๐”ฏ๐”ฐ๐”ฆ๐”ฌ๐”ซ!
โ€ข~{๐™ท๐šŠ๐š”๐š”๐šŠ๐š’ ๐š‚๐š‘๐š’๐š‹๐šŠ}~โ€ข
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โ€ข~{๐™ท๐šŠ๐š›๐šž๐š”๐š’ ๐™ท๐šŠ๐šข๐šŠ๐šœ๐š‘๐š’๐š๐šŠ}~โ€ข
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โ€ข~{๐™ท๐šŠ๐š—๐šŽ๐š–๐š’๐šข๐šŠ ๐™บ๐šŠ๐šฃ๐šž๐š๐š˜๐š›๐šŠ}~โ€ข
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โ€ข~{๐™บ๐šŠ๐š—๐š“๐š’ ๐™ผ๐š˜๐šŒ๐š‘๐š’๐šฃ๐šž๐š”๐š’}~โ€ข
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โ€ข~{๐™ฟ๐šŽ๐š”๐šŽ ๐™น}~โ€ข
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โ€ข~{๐šƒ๐šŠ๐š“๐š’๐šž ๐š‚๐š‘๐š’๐š‹๐šŠ}~โ€ข
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โ€ข~{๐š‚๐šŠ๐š—๐š˜ ๐š‚๐š‘๐š’๐š—๐š’๐šŒ๐š‘๐š’๐š›๐š˜}~โ€ข
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kazutora-kurokawa ยท 9 months ago
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Could you pls do nsfw headcanons for toman division captain & vice captain with a short curvy reader.
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Toman Captains + VCs x Short!Curvy!Reader
โ™ก NSFW, Fem reader, reader is around 5'4 for reference, reader is busty, reader has hips wider than her waist, reader has thick thighs, biting, size kink, breeding, ass slapping, just average smut โ™ก
Captains: Baji, Mitsuya, Pah-Chin, Nahoya, Mucho
Vice Captains: Chifuyu, Hakkai, Peh-yan, Souya, Sanzu
note: thank you for requesting anon ๐Ÿฉท I wasn't sure if you wanted Takemichi or Baji as the first division captain, so I just chose Baji. If you want some headcanons for Takemichi just let me know ๐Ÿซถ
note 2: shout-out to all my short followers, I'd grab stuff from the highest shelf for y'all ๐Ÿ˜š
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Baji
๐Ÿ”ฅ Bites you all day everyday (he calls it love biting)
๐Ÿ”ฅ Especially likes to bite your thighs
๐Ÿ”ฅ He can take your bra off with his teeth
๐Ÿ”ฅ Grips your thighs when he eats you so you can't squirm away from him
Chifuyu
๐Ÿฉต Your body is a temple and his preferred place of worship is in between your legs
๐Ÿฉต Gets hard when he sees you wearing a form fitting dress for the first time, it's like a life changing experience for him
๐Ÿฉต Takes photos of you just so he can jerk off to them later
๐Ÿฉต Always grabbing on your tits when he fucks you
Mitsuya
๐Ÿชป He bases designs he makes on your figure
๐Ÿชป Asks you to model clothes for him and he always ends up taking them off of you as soon as you walk through the door
๐Ÿชป Soft and sweet during sex, praises and compliments you every five seconds
๐Ÿชป Kisses your tummy and hips when he eats you out
Hakkai
๐Ÿซ Likes to eat you out because he doesn't have to make eye contact with you (poor nervous baby)
๐Ÿซ He'd be really unsure of himself during sex, but as soon as you start whining for him to go faster he's on cloud nine
๐Ÿซ Likes when you ride his thigh and when you're on top of him in general
๐Ÿซ He's absolutely submissive and prefers to let you take the lead
Pah-Chin
โ˜๏ธ Always has his hands on your hips, especially during sex
โ˜๏ธ Likes when you wear his jacket while you fuck, it fits you perfectly and he just thinks you look so cute in it
โ˜๏ธ He loves fingering you, he gets a great view of your body
โ˜๏ธ Kisses you on your thighs and clit while he's fingering you
Peh-yan
๐Ÿค He has crazy stamina and always tires you out
๐Ÿค Asks you to wear tight clothing when you go out on dates (he always ends up taking you to a secluded spot to fuck)
๐Ÿค Let's you ride him but he'll be gripping your hips and controlling your pace the whole time
๐Ÿค Has his face buried in your tits the whole time you're riding him
Nahoya
๐Ÿชท He's a pro ass slapper and makes sure to slap your ass every time you walk pass him (leaves handprints on your ass too)
๐Ÿชท 69 (no rapper) is his favorite position, he gets to eat you out, your ass is in his face, and he gets his dick sucked. It's a win-win-win
๐Ÿชท Likes your ass tooted up and your face down (y'all know what song I'm referencing?)
๐Ÿชท Moans when you grab his hair during sex
Souya
๐Ÿ’  Likes to lay his head on your thighs (preferably while you're jerking him off)
๐Ÿ’  Prefers to be on top because he'll cum quick if you're riding him
๐Ÿ’  Gets overstimulated really easily but he won't say anything because he doesn't want to stop fucking you
๐Ÿ’  Loves when you sit on his face and run your fingers through his hair while he eats you out
Mucho
๐ŸŽ€ Enjoys the height difference between you two and uses it to his advantage
๐ŸŽ€ He'll hold you and fuck you while he's standing
๐ŸŽ€ Loves fucking you against walls
๐ŸŽ€ Knows you can barely handle his dick and loves seeing you whine about how big he is
Sanzu
๐ŸŒธ Teases you about your height during sex (he'll call you short-stack while he's balls deep inside you)
๐ŸŒธ Likes when you ride him because he gets to hold you close to him
๐ŸŒธ Loves to cum inside you, always tells you he's gonna get you pregnant while you're fucking
๐ŸŒธ Lays on your chest and kisses your tits after sex
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@arlerts-angel , @i-literally-cant-with-this , @trevengersprincess , @happy-trenchcoated-impala , @giugiette , @katkitkats
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alfredo0724 ยท 5 months ago
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Final Timeline Headcanons pt 2
Here's a continuation of my headcanons for the final timeline ๐Ÿ’•
Manga spoilers below -
Part one Part three
๏ธตโ€ฟ๏ธตโ€ฟเญจโ™กเญงโ€ฟ๏ธตโ€ฟ๏ธต๏ธตโ€ฟ๏ธตโ€ฟเญจโ™กเญงโ€ฟ๏ธตโ€ฟ๏ธต๏ธตโ€ฟ๏ธตโ€ฟเญจโ™กเญงโ€ฟ๏ธตโ€ฟ๏ธต
The Haitani brothers and the Kawata twins have a love-hate friendship. Nahoya bickers with them while Souya is more relaxed. They spend time with each other outside of Toman meetings at restaurants. The Haitanis invite them to parties sometimes.
Yumi and Pah have a very wholesome and soft relationship. They didn't put a label on their relationship in the beginning, people already assumed they were a couple. It was like that until Pah was asked about it by his close friends. He formally asked Yumi to be his girlfriend after that.
Yasuda is the one that asks out Peh-Yan. Mitsuya knew they liked each other all along and both of them confided in him before they started a relationship. Yasuda becomes protective of Peh in a 'tsudnere' way. Peh-yan doesn't admit it all the time, but he likes doing cliche relationship things with her.
If Takemichi and Hina were to ever have kids, they would all look exactly like Takemichi. Hina often teases him that he cries more than their kids when they were babies, which is true.
The Sano house became a popular spot for sleepovers when everyone was really young. Shinichiro made sure to have enough sleeping bags for Mikey, Takemichi, Sanzu, Baji, Izana and Kakucho. Senju and Emma would have their own sleepover and often had to kick Mikey out when he came to steal their snacks.
Since Ryusei is canon to the story, I think he would come by Peke J land a lot in the future. Mostly to annoy Chifuyu on purpose.
When Draken and Emma have their kid, all the ex-toman members become very protective of them. Mitsuya personally makes clothes for their child that aren't in his brand. The baby refers to Mitsuya as an uncle sometimes. Hina also becomes very close with their baby too. She volunteers to take care of them when Draken and Emma go on dates. Their baby refers to her as an aunt sometimes too.
I think Emma may have confessed to Draken first. She was getting anxious about how he felt about her, so Takemichi and Hina convinced her it would all work out just fine.
When Draken and Emma started dating, her brothers all reacted differently. Mikey was finally relieved the secret was out, Shinichiro was very happy Emma was with someone he knew would be good for her, and Izana became a bit protective of her and kind of threatened Draken if he were to hurt her, which he obviously never would.
Thousand Winters still forms after Toman disbands. Their reactions are all pretty much the same. They've got a photo album with pictures they all took in the t-shirts. However, it took a lot of convincing for Inui to be in the pictures.
Sanzu and Senju often wear clothing that closely matches with one another. They have their own sense of style, but sometimes it blends together and they wear similar things.
Luna and Mana are still very close with Taiju. He picks them up from school a lot and takes them to amusement parks and stuff. However, he doesn't like to admit he enjoys it even though everyone else knows he does. Yuzuha and Hakkai have dozens of photos where he's dressed in costumes or wearing cosmetics when Luna and Mana ask him too. When they're older, they sometimes still call him 'Tai' (the nickname they used in the birthday illustration).
Taiju is good at cooking, but he sucks at baking like the epilogue mentioned. He does thinks like burn chocolate, doesn't use enough flower or even squeezes piping bags too hard, causing them to explode.
Yuzuha is an older sister figure to Luna and Mana. She takes them shopping for clothes, teaches them how to put on makeup when they're older and watches over them while they grow up.
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maitanii ยท 2 years ago
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TOKYO REVENGERS INSTAGRAM HEADCANONS
an: missed me? I'm back with more shitty headcanons :*
MIKEY
โ€” He likes to post the cringiest stories that you've ever seen on Instagram. You know the Facebook memes that old women post on Instagram? Yeah, that kind of thing.
โ€” The only comments that he receives are Baji's emojis (๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ)
โ€” His feed is made of photos of the Toman founders and blurry photos of his bike.
โ€” He doesn't use Instagram to flirt. He, in fact, doesn't know how to flirt.
DRAKEN
โ€” He doesn't really post anything. Sometimes Emma tags him on a story and he re-posts it, but that's it.
โ€” His feed is made of two photos: one of his bike and one in a mirror with Emma.
โ€” He comments on every single Toman member post with "๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ" or "lol".
BAJI
โ€”Technology grandma.
โ€”He posts 1715 stories per day, and all of them are the same blurry pic of Peke J.
โ€” Feed full of photos. Some better some worse.
โ€” Sometimes he'll post a question sticker, but he doesn't know how to answer them.
โ€” He really tries to flirt through DM's. (Key word: tries)
โ€” One time, a fake profile commented on one of his photos saying "You're HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’‹ Want to meet๐Ÿ”ฅ?" and he tried to talk to them. Mitsuya is still laughing about it.
CHIFUYU
โ€” Average Instagram user.
โ€” Cute selfies of him and Peke J. Some random cafeteria. Photos of Toman reunions.
โ€”His feed is empty but he does have his stories organized.
โ€” He has flirted more than once through DM's.
โ€” He mostly uses Insta to send memes to Kazutora and Takemichi. I would say Baji but Baji literally doesn't get memes.
KAZUTORA
โ€” Now, this one.
โ€” Feed empty. No profile picture. Stories are made of sad songs and question stickers of "someone wants to talk". Chifuyu answers to them every single time. Baji just goes to his house.
โ€” He has a meme account.
โ€” DM king.
โ€” He also sends Chifuyu screenshots of Mikey's stories. They have loads of inside jokes with them.
MITSUYA
โ€”Inmaculate feed. Best photographer.
โ€” He usually posts photos of Hakkai modeling his designs, Luna and Mana, cups of coffee and his bike.
โ€” His feed doesn't have a lot of photos, but they're enough to know about him and his past.
โ€” He doesn't flirt through DM's.
โ€” He also sends DRAKEN screenshots of Mikey's posts.
HAKKAI
โ€”Instagram king.
โ€” He's a model. What else should I say.
โ€” Whenever he gets tagged by Yuzuha, he reposts the story.
โ€”His feed is made of his professional photos.
โ€” DM's for business enquires.
PAH CHIN AND PEH YAN
โ€”These two come together.
โ€” They have an account "for entrepreneurs" where they share pixelated pictures of "wise advice".
โ€” Bitcoin bros.
โ€” Comment on every single Elon Musk posts with " you're right bro๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ"
SANZU
โ€” His profile pic is a cat.
โ€” Private account with a few followers. Not that he cares about that.
โ€” His feed is made of 2 photos, and both of them are from 5 years ago. One of them is with Mikey (Retrica effect included) and the other one is a cheese cake.
โ€” His stories are quite pleasant to see, he's a good photographer.
HAITANI RAN
โ€” ...
โ€” Instagram king wannabe.
โ€” His feed is made of amazing photos. He's beautiful and he knows how to get his features to shine.
โ€” His stories... debatable.
โ€” He tries to make himself to look interesting. And maybe it works with some people. But not with his acquaintances. Rindou always answers to his stories with "๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ so deep bro๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ" while he's laughing with his friends behind the screen.
โ€” King of flirting though DM's tho.
HAITANI RINDOU
โ€”Gymbro
โ€”Shares inspirational videos from TikTok and gym photos on his stories.
โ€” Feed with a few photos, but not empty. Some are with his brother and some from parties. Quite aesthetic.
โ€”Doesn't really use DM's.
INUI
โ€”Is not interested in social media, but has an account because Koko told him he needed one for his business.
โ€”He doesn't post stories, only photos of bikes on his feed.
โ€”Once he posted one of himself with a bike and all the comments were "bro is beautiful".
โ€”Koko follows him with a fake profile.
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madammidnightsblog ยท 2 years ago
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TOKYO REVENGERS RELATIONSHIP HEADCANNONS PT 2
Suggestive themes but nothing sexual
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WAKASA
Very honest and open to you
Lazy days are you two favorite since since you two get to stay in bed all day and cuddle
Flirts a lot and doesn't stop until you're red
Buys you boba on his way home from work everyday
Sensual neck kisses and very touchy
Waist hugs if you're standing in front of him when he's sitting
Likes it when you wear his clothes around the apartment
Gets flustered when you randomly tell him that you love him
Chase Atlantic and Arctic Monkeys are his go to artists for any bedroom activity
RINDOU
If you're a gamer, he buys you the most expensive gear and the game packs you want
Loves it when you show up at the club he is djing at to hangout with him
Makes playlists for you
Acts like he hates it when you get touchy but won't let you move away
Loves to lay on your chest, finds it comforting when he hears your heartbeat
Wants you to play with his hair when he lays on your chest
Buys you bentos from the convenience store since he can't cook
Midnight walks as dates
TAKEOMI
Buys you perfume he thinks you'll like when he's shopping with Senju
Must have you sitting in his lap no matter where you two are
Lets you buy whatever you want
Makes sure you stay hydrated and eat enough
Knuckle kisses when he's holding your hand
Takes you out to fancy restaurants for dates
Holds your thigh when you sit next to him
Sleeps with his head on your chest because he likes how soft your breasts are
Lets you call him any nickname as long it's not old man
Likes to blow smoke into your mouth before kissing
Not the jealous type, he knows you love him and trusts you but will kill a bitch it they touch you
NAOTO
Police Officer Timeskip
Gets shy when expressing his love for you
Worries about your safety and asks you to text him when you get him to know you got there safe
Very romantic, makes every date more special than the next
Loves to give you nose kisses while hugging
Would buy a cute puppy so you won't get lonely when he work late
Complains about how awkward Hina and Michi is
Takes you on double dates with Hina and Michi after Hina begged him
Late night talks about your future together while cuddling in bed
Akkun
Teaches you how to style, cut, and dye hair
Loves to style your hair and buys you cute hair accessories
Gets you flowers when on dates
Makes you lunch together on the weekends like a tradition
Takes you on picnics or just take walks at the park
Hand holding is a must
Loves to hug you
Always tells you how pretty you are and makes sure you never doubt your beauty
Lets you paint his nails and do his makeup without a fight and go out with the makeup on to show off how well you did
Random dates out of the blue
KOKO
Is scared of something happening to you, so he tries to contact you often when he is busy
Buys you really nice and cute things whenever he passes a store
Really luxurious dates
Study dates
Refuses to let you to be involved in gangs even be friends with any other than Inui and Taekmichi and promises to protect you
Only trusts Inui and Takemichi with you
Is cuddly behind doors and likes to kiss you everywhere
Gives you tip to save money and slowly achieve your dream job
HAKKAI
No matter how long you two have been dating, he is still extremely shy and flustered around you
Worried about bringing you around Taiju until Taiju started to work on giving their trust and forgiveness
Clingy and a kissing bug behind doors since he is timid in public with you
Talks about Mitsuya a lot and loves how you allow him to fanboy about him
Likes having you do his makeup
Will pick out your outfit so you two can match
Forehead kisses are his favorite, giving and receiving
Asks Mitsuya and Yuzuha for date ideas and advice
Loves you wholeheartedly and shows it by telling how much he loves you everyday
SHINICHIRO
He is very insecure after being rejected so many times so he constantly asks if you love him
Gets flustered everytime you kiss him and is super into french kissing because how intimate it is
Cuddles are a must after work
Loves talking to you about anything when working on his bike
Teaches you how to ride a motorcycle
Gets pouty when Mikey and Izana questions why you're dating him
Once tried to impress you with fighting but got his ass handed to him
Will kiss all your insecurities on your body and tell you that he loves every part of you
Tries to cook with you but almost aet the kitchen on fire
TAIJU
Opens up to you how angry he is at himself for hurting his siblings and how he wishes to fix it all
Brings you to church every Sunday you want or can go
Gets flustered when you wear clothes that show a lot of skin like booty shorts and wearing just a sport bra or low cut shirts
Buys you pastries and your favorite coffee/tea/juice
Gets you a big shark plushie since you told him he resembles one
Calls you a temptress when you wear his clothes, blushing hard when you pouty cutely at him until he tells you that you can wear it
Cheek kisses and hand kisses
Lets you cling to him
Asks you ways to try and help his siblings when he notice they're having issue with something
Acts and touches you like you're glass because he is scared to hurt you
INUI
Cuddles
Likes taking long walks with you at night
Lets you dress him up and do his makeup since he finds it fun to do anything with you
People stares at him more than you when you two are in public because how pretty he is
Love it when you call him pretty boy
If you don't know how to, he teaches you how to walk in heels if you want
Doesn't understand why you get shy around Koko and call him pretty when he is your pretty boy
Great at communicating with you and is very honest and open minded
Unlimited kisses when alone
Little spoon! Definitely wants to stay close to your breasts
Loves your breasts and will ask to touch them in public without any shame
TAKUYA
Loves laying on your thighs
Tries to bake your favorite cake/cookies/pies/etc despite not being really good at it
Good morning and good night calls or texts everyday
Gets you pretty sundresses every spring and summer
Tells you how pretty you are everyday
Gets genuinely upset when you call yourself ugly
Massages you when you're stressed
Spa days are either Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
Disney movie marathons. No questions about it
Clings to you when watching scary movies
SOUYA
Kisses and cuddles are a must for this baby
Ramen dates that sometimes get interrupted by Nahoya who demands to join
Buys you chocolate everyday
Super clingy
Cried when you called pretty boy for the first time
Falls asleep when you run your fingers through his hair
Wants to dye your hair blue to match his or a pretty color
If you have piercings and/or tattoos, he likes to touch them and tell you how cool you look
Gets pouty and sad if you spend a lot of with Nahoya
YAMAGISHI
Dates always end with you two crashing on the couch or bed from the energetic adventures you two go on
Tries to impress with knowledge of local gangs and fighting techniques
Quick and excited kisses
He tries to style your hair but it always look like a bird nest in the end
Cuddle sessions with playlists he made just for that occasion
Him being pervy and making you flustered
Ice cream and movie dates
Random butt grabs everywhere
Loves to listen to your rants because he loves how your eyes sparkle when its about things you like
Finde you the cutest when you're wearing his glasses
SOUTH
Has you sitting in his lap all the time
Calls you "anjo" which means angel and "gatinha" which means kitty in Portuguese
Teaches you Portuguese and how to make the food from his childhood
Plays the piano for you
Slow dancing and cuddling while listening to classical music
Likes to pick you and carry you around just because he can
Takes and hides your phone when he wants your attention
Tries to keep fights away from you so you don't get scared of him
Worries if he might hurt you when intimate with you
Loves leaving neck bites on you
Lets you wear his clothes since he loves how they hang off of you
PEH-YAN
Buys you a matching necklace of his
Impulsive baking with you at 2 in the morning
Gets flustered when you wear his shirts or his Toman uniform
Boba dates
Double dates with Pah-chin and Yumi
Tries his best to be sensitive and open-minded with you
Either hand holding or his arm slung over your shoulder when walking together
Gets you meaningful gifts after asking Mitsuya gift ideas likes the next book of your favorite series, your favorite artist cds, clothes he asked Mitsuya to make, etc
SHION
Wild and Impulsive dates
Staying out til 5 in the morning and sleeping past noon
Study dates that end in randomly dying your hair platinum blonde
Turns beat red when you kiss his scar, tattoo, and ears
Bike rides as dates
Amusement park dates
Very touchy and a kissing bug, he is obsessed with you
Brags about how lucky are to date him and shows you off
Talks, more like rant about how cool Izana is and how he dreams of Izana making him #2
Tried to cook for you once and accidently set the stove on fire. Now banned from using the kitchen
MAKOTO
Once tried to do your hair and it ender up having your hair full of a shit ton of knots
Does and says perverted things to get you flustered but gets flustered quickly when you do it back
Extremely touchy
Has left a few hickeys on your shoulders and you fought him over it
Convenience store dates
Once bought you a collection of hello kitty plushies after a big argument as an apology
You wear his sweaters often
Purposely leaves his clothes at your place so you can have something of hie when he has to go home
Packs a big stay over bag but still manages to leave things behind
MOCHI
Gives you piggyback rides
Loves giving you bike rides everywhere and is his go to therapy for you when you're sad
Braids your hair when bored
Calls you darling
Makes you bento lunches all the time and makes sure you eat three meals a day
Gives you cheek kisses while cuddling and tells you how lucky he is to have you
Does his best to keep you safe and teaches you how to fight
PAH-CHIN
Takes you out on coffee dates after a long nap
Naps with Pochi in between you two
You teach him how to cook and ends up a big food fight
Gives his scar kisses which makes him blush hard
Board game nights
Strolling Tokyo with you and Peh
Gets shy when holding hands
You try to help him study
Teasing each other constantly
Dog park dates if you have a dog too
MUTO
Has a cheesecake bake off once a month
A great listener and does everything he can to make you comfortable
Loves when you cling to him like wrapping your arms around him when he's sitting and clinging to his side when walking
Doesn't fully understand most of your jokes
Likes holding you by your waist
Gentle kisses and warm hugs
Pushes your hair behind your ears all the time because he likes how shy you get from it
BENKEI
Tickle fights
Keeps all the small things you make him in a box under his bed
Won't hesitate to beat someone up if they try anything towards you
Lete you paint his naile to match yours
Dye his hair when the white fades
Takes pictures of you when you sleep in funny positions and send them to a group chat with Shin, Omi, and Waka
Feeds stray animal with you behind the gym
Gives you his old shirts he doesn't wear anymore
Loves taking baths after a long day or a fight
Holds you close in public protectively
Isn't the jealous type because he knows you wouldn't cheat on him and trusts you completely
YUZUHA
Bowling dates
Takes Polaroids everywhere, especially at the beach
Loves to buy you outfits she thinks you'll look pretty in
Cooks together
Play fighting leads to giggling kisses and snuggling to catch your breaths
Big spoon because she loves to play with your hair and knowing you'll fall asleep om her chest very soon
You're like a mother figure to Hakkai which makes her so proud to see him overcome his shyness with you and you two getting close
Walks you home after school, dates, and just hanging out
EMMA
Boba dates along with romantic dates
Clings to you while pouting when you to spend too much time on something/someone other than her
Little spoon all the way!
Loves wearing your clothes since they smell like you
Buys you things that reminds her of you
Cooks for you
Cuddles! Cuddles! Cuddles!
Gets shy when you get affectionate
Movie and game nights with her siblings which always end in breaking up Mikey's and Izana's fights
HINATA
Protective as hell, definitely smacked a bitch for disrespecting you
Nags you when you forget to take care of yourself and then takes care of you
Loves doing your hair
Does your makeup for dates
Cheek kisses as hellos, goodbyes, good mornings, and loves yous
Makes cute things that represent your guys relationship
Stargazing dates
Library dates
Mystery movie marathons
Definitely plays Clue every Saturday
Flustered when you kiss her
Movie nights with Naoto
Lets you lay in her lap when tired
SENJU
Shopping sprees
Spa dates
Play fighting that ends to cuddling on the floor and talking about your day
Stealing Omi's card for dates and shopping
Pranking Waka, Omi, Sanzu, Benkei togther
Avoids fighting in front of you
Working out together at Waka and Benkei's gym
Teaches you to fight a little but worries about going to rough
Hanging out with her and Sanzu
Playfully bites you when she is bored and wants your attention
Gets jealous easily because she hates people taking your attention off of her and taking up your time
Likes to dress you both up for dates since she loves planning cute outfits to show off and take pictures for memories
Buys your favorite snacks on her way to your house so you dont have to got out and get it later
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how would the tr boys react when their s/o is the funniest person ever? like they could crack anyone up with just saying something and their humor is peak humor?
This is unbelievable...
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Characters: Haruki (Pah-chin) Hayashida, Keisuke Baji, Shinichiro Sano
Warnings: None, crack if you lack cocaine
A/n: My type of humor frfr. I had a blast writing this HAHAHA
Also, can I add how insane some TR fangirls are? Like, I love my man too, but chill out, he is a fictional character, he doesn't belong to anyone. It's all fun and games until they become toxic
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โ€” Haruki (Pah-chin) Hayashida
If you don't like Pah-chin, leave
It's literally one of my top favorite characters
Anyway
Y'all were out, roaming around the city while Pah Is walking his dog, Pochi
Pochi >>>>
You were just blabbering about all kinds of shit
Toman shit, school shit, hobby shit
Shit shit
When, all of a sudden, a pregnant couple walked out of a store just a few feet away from you
Pah didn't think anything about it, probably didn't even notice them
But you?
OH YOU
You noticed A LOT more
"Y'know..." You started. "There is something about my unholy mind that when I see a guy and a girl walking by and they're a couple, and the girl is pregnant, I'm like... was it good?"
Pah was FLABBERGASTED
You? You were laughing your ass of on the middle of the side walk
Both Pah and Pochi looked at you like-
This bitch good?
"Like, OH YOU'VE BEEN RAW DOGGING IT ALL NIGHT HUHโ€”"
"Y/nโ€“"
"OkAYโ€“"
"Y/n stoโ€“"
"You've been RIDING IT" "MHMMM"
"Y/nโ€“"
"GET THAT DICKโ€“"
Pah elbowed you right in the stomach
And you just continued LAUGHING
Thank God the couple didn't hear you
Sweet potatoes and honey pie
This bitch mental
But you know who else is mental?
This mf in front of you, who out of nowhere starting wheezing
Like?
Are y'all not?
Embarrassed?
APPARENTLY NOT
You just started wheezing and screaming into thin air
Nobody, but you knows why
Like, even the dog is embarrassed
Stupid
Pochi had enough of your shenanigans that when Pah's hold on the leash weakend, Pochi made a RUN FOR IT
Boy just ZOOMED into space
And when I tell you
That dog is fast as a motherfucker
You and Pah? Your asses are dragging on the fucking floor
You couldn't catch Pochi even if you wanted to
Thank GOD Baji appeared from thin air and caught Pochi and you got him back
What?
Y'all seeing ghosts now?
โ€” Keisuke Baji
Samara entered the chat
Somebody call ghost busters
Kidding, kidding
It was like, 2am and Baji was, obviously, sleeping
You?
Sleep is for the weak
So you called your sleeping boy to say something important
"Y/n. It's 2 fucking amโ€”"
"Babe if I was a bee do you know what sound I'd make?"
"...what?"
"I wouldn't make a 'bzzzing' sound, I'd make a 'puhtk, puhtk, puhtk.'
Y/n what the fuck
You mental ass
But you could hear his muffled laughing
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Like. Bzz is boring, ya know? Puhtk-ing is wayyyy better. Like, imagine if I flew over your head. You wouldn't hear bz bz bz, but like, puhtk, puhtk, puhtk. Like a small horse with wings."
"...whโ€”"
He burst out laughing
Bruh
It ain't even funny
Maybe he was too sleep drunk to comprehend the situation
And you were too drunk to realize what you was saying
"Don't laugh! It's a perfectly reasonable theory that if I were to become a bee, I'd be 'tuguduking' like a horse."
Suddenly the other line went quiet
Like
Dead quiet
...
Wait
Shit
"Baji?"
He suffocated
Great job, Y/n
You ass
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โ€” Shinichiro Sano
Y'all smell that?
Smells like reincarnation to me
Anywhoooooo
You were out with Shinichiro
It was raining but who cares?
Pneumonia?
What's her snapchat?
@Pneu_yomom_nia
SKSKSKSK
You were just talking to Shinichiro when all of a sudden
"What's the feeling of being named after a bone, Shin?"
"Don't say that."
"Why, Shinbony?"
"...SHIN WHATโ€”"
LMAOAOAOA
Shinbony-kuuuuun ๐Ÿคช
"Or like, SHINaningans."
"Y/n I swear to GOD."
"Don't, you'll go back again."
"Whaโ€“"
Yo ass went silent
For like
2 minutes
What?
Writer Lia here, it was 2.69 seconds, my mistake
"Shini, shini yay, shini yay, shini yam-"
"Are you fucking joking?"
"SWALLA-LA-LA"
"Stop."
"SWALLA-LA-LA? SWALLA-LA-LA"
Y/n what kind of cocaine did your ass inhale?
And from where
The nose, the mouth, she bellybutton, yo fucking BOOTYHOLE ??
Cuz your ass cannot COMPETE with the shit that is coming out of YO MOUTH
I'm hilarious
I mean, Shin thinks you're hilarious, not me !!!
(Fangirls don't kill me)
Like
You both got home after like, 10 minutes
The bitch dropped the second y'all entered the house
That's because he didn't accept pneumonias snapchat friend request
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katsune-nya ยท 2 years ago
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Tokyo Revengers Romantic and Sexual Orientation Headcanons.
Part 2.
Contains: Michi, Mikey, Draken, Baji, Tora, Fuyu, Taka, Hakkai, Pah and Peh, Hina Emma, Yuzuha, Senju, Sanzu, Ran Rindo, Koko, Inui, South, Taiju, Shin, Benkei, Waka and Omi.
Takemichi:
He's so Straight it's actually sad, like i've never seen a straighter man. He actually doesn't have too much of a sexual attraction, but he's not in the ace spectrum either.
Edit: I change my mind, he's a bi king.
Mikey:
AroAce. He's in the spectrum and honestly doesn't really see the charm on relationships, he would get in one with the right person but doesn't look for it AT ALL. (He's the biggest simp when he falls tho).
Draken:
Straight Ally. The kinda ally that literally doesn't give a fuck. Would kiss a dude, doesn't care. He grew up in a fucking brothel, literally nothing about sex makes him raise a brow.
Edit: Remembered this.
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That's such a weird thing for a straight guy to say, man. WHAT DID YOU MEAN??!!?!? Do you like Emma 'cause she kinda looks like Mikey?
Keisuke:
AROACE AROACE AROACE AROACE. He's so in the AroAce Spec it's not even a secret. Experimented with boys and girls, just doesn't really do much to him. Doesn't look for a relationship but if it happens he'll be surprised. No gender or sex prefference.
Kazutora:
Actually, i think he's Bi. The Homophobic Gay kind. He was so in denial until he was an adult and came out to Chifuyu and Kei in such a nonchallant way in the middle of a random convo at breakfast.
Right. In front. Of their salads.
Chifuyu:
Either the Straightest one can be or Pan. He's a romantic but doesn't get in a relationship easily, has literally zero experience but when imagining kissing in the rain suddently he realised the gender of the other person was changing??? The first person he came out to was Peke J and then Keisuke who gave him a thumbs up and kept walking like nothing.
Takashi:
I'm so sorry to the fangirls but this man came personally to me and told me he's a Fully Fledged Homosexual. He's so gay, oh my fucking God. Gay gay gay gay gay homo gay.
He has so much experience too and loves girls (could be bi) but men are just *chefs kiss*.
Gay and pissed about it but 'cause he's a Misandristic Man.
Edit: I realised I was wrong, he's actually the only straight character in this whole manga, he's just unrealistically perfect and that made me not see that he is a cishet.
Hakkai:
He's so fucking Bi for fucks sake. He realised he liked boys before he liked girls and he felt SO guilty about it. He literally doesn't know what the fuck he feels for Takashi. Is it Platonic or Romantic Love? He decided it didn't matter 'cause he just loves him and that's enough.
Pah and Peh:
Both Straight but both experimented with different kinds of people. They genuinly don't care and will be your biggest suporters whatever you are. Literal definition of Love Is Love. Will beat up a Bigot for you and enjoy it.
Hina:
Bi Bi Bi (actually Pan). She had only one or two crushes in girls but she fell in love with Michi at such a young age she never really cared. She has fucking queer merch but the aesthetic ones. She is the violent gay, Be Gay, Do Crime.
Emma:
... I wish she was gay... She's so Straight. She found being queer weird at first but only 'cause she never saw it 'round. Once Hina came out to her in a casual "boys" convo she was just like: "Oh... Well, that makes sense." And moved on. Got a cute lil pin with her pronouns and put it on her bag.
Yuzuha:
GAY. She's a Pan queen. She has crushes VERY rarely, like, once every 80 years, but it never matters what gender they are. She has a "Beat a Right Wing" sticker. She is gay with a PURPOSE, the purpose is to make her brother mad. She got over her crush on Michi just to develop one on Hina... Give this girl a break.
Senju:
A romantic. Probably Pan. She falls in love every Tuesday, Waka and Omi have to deal with her talking their ears off about her latest crush "I'm telling you, they're the one!". Probably the most into Non-Binary people, she thinks it's badass and cool.
Haruchiyo:
He HAS to be Gay. Bi at most. He just likes men. He likes men. Have i said he likes men? First crush was OBVIOUSLY Mikey. Whenever he gets drunk he starts saying the gayest shit (specially towards Rindo) and the Haitani brothers just have to listen to him and pray for him to get tired and shut the fuck up. "Listen, if i wasn't into [name] rn, i'd probably fuck you too". Ok, they don't care, go to bed.
Ran:
Pan. A hole is a hole. No but fr. He doesn't care, he literally has no prefference, but actually, 'till he was like 20 he had NO PULL. NOTHING. NADA. Hit him up and he'll fold.
Rindo:
Bi. He likes boys, he likes girls, he has liked the random nonbinary cutie down the street. He just kinda goes with the flow but he has prefferences so he doesn't really call himself pan, he likes men the most, especially if they are smaller than him, he thinks it's cute. Another one with no fucking game, probably kissed Sanzu and regretted it instantly because why Sanzu?!?!?! He was drunk, let him forget it.
Hajime:
... Come on, he HAS to be Pan. He likes pretty people, whatever they are. He likes looking at people as if they were art pieces but he doesn't get crushes. Once he falls in love, it's for LIFE.
Seishu:
Probably Bi or the best Straight Ally. He likes people rougher than him and people energetic/extroverted/chaotic/talkative. Doesn't really think about his prefference so he doesn't put a label on himself. Whoever he likes, he likes. In the Ace Spectrum.
South:
... Listen. Ok. Listen to me. I swear i have a point just liSTEN TO ME.
...
He's gay. He's fully homosexual. And he has no real prefference about it bUT, he likes femenine men a lot. Or men shorter or skinnier than him. Or... Honestly. He just... Likes men.
Taiju:
Pfffft. He's actually Bi or Pan but so in denial, in the closet, a closet guarded by Cerberus himself and a thousand locks with a pond around it filled with crocodiles. He likes strong people who can tell him to shut the fuck up and encourage him to do better. He dreams of getting married and having a family. Ew.
Shinichiro:
He's Pan. He has an obsession with women but he gets just as down bad with men, or enbys. He likes people smarter than him. He preffers people smaller than him 'cause he gets too flustered with people bigger, but ohohoho, he LOVES heavier people.
Benkei:
I swear i can't decide. It switches every time. I think his sexuality is fluid and he's unlabelled. AroAce Spec tho, doesn't really get crushes.
Wakasa:
AroAce Spec, but he has TOO MUCH GAME. He pulls without trying. He is mostly uninterested in people and relationships. You have to be an EXTRAORDINARY person to catch his attention (I have this headcanon that he's lowkey into Shin but that's for another day). Once he falls, you are not getting rid of him.
Takeomi:
Probably fully Aro. His true love is money. If he got into a relationship it would be a VERY slow and robotic process, until he relaxes and is like... Huh... This is nice. Then a switch flips.
โ€ข Will do more in some time about the rest of the characters. I had no more space in the tags lmao.
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i-literally-cant-with-this ยท 9 months ago
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A/N ::: I'm kinda sick rn so if this sucks, please do not think this is a reflection of my regular writings ๐Ÿ˜‚. Only partially does it reflect how badly I suck.
C/W ::: I think this is mostly SFW but just to be sure I'm gonna leave the 18+ thingy up. If I missed something please feel free to bring it to my attention.
Here's the first set of HC's (I was NOT sick when I wrote these so they're exponentially better)
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Mikey ::: This boy cuddles you all the time as it stands. But after you've both cum your brains out, he somehow manages to get even closer to your chest. He will nuzzle his sweet little face right up against the warm, soft mounds that are your tits and squeeze you tight. Even if you have to get up. "Manjirou, I have to use the bathroom. Get up really quick, please." You feel his arms wrap tighter around you. "Mm-mm. Don' wanna get off-uh you righ'now. Just a little longer, please, baby. I promise you can have your body back after this. I jus'," he buries his face deeper between your cleavage, "I jus' wanna feel you next to me for a bit longer. Ok?" His big eyes look up at you and just melt your freakin' heart. "Ok, a little while longer. But then you gotta move." Mikey hums in satisfaction as his weight completely relaxes on you. "Thank you, thank you."
*I'm a little torn up about Mikey right now so I'm casting him in a very soft light (I may be totally off here but after I found something out in the manga, well, *I* might need this more than him lol)
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Takemichi ::: Did you say KING OF AFTERCARE? Oh, was that just me? Takemichi has taken everything into account. What you might want to drink, need a warm washcloth?โ€ฆ here! Hungry? He bought you your favorite chocolate, can he open it for you and feed you a few nibbles from this bar that he's holding up to your kiss swollen lips?! Want to take a bath? He wants to join you. Closeness after he fucked your brains out is essential to him, as well. He doesn't feel bad about poppin' your ass OR your cute little cunt a few times (he's experimenting, ok? Trying out new things because he's afraid you're going to get bored with how sweet and "mundane" he is - when in actuality, Takemichi is the most thorough lover you've ever had. And he only gets more confident with each romp in the sheets you have together.) So maybe take that into consideration and give him some aftercare, too, huh?
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Izana ::: Low-key enjoys when you give him aftercare, too. After all, he is the King (in his head). He will offer you some trademark things: Some obscure drink that he has to order because he's a snob and likes that you're "at his level" now, sometimes will hire an in-house masseuse if he feels bad about something (ie: was too rough, was in general an asshole, etc.). Fun fact, he believes in fore care, too. He will try to butter you up if he's feeling amorous and wants you to reciprocate like, right away. Has on occasion "bought" you jewelry because he loves how pretty you look in the afterglow and the necklace with his initial on it (and in the sunlight peeking through the curtains of whoever's room you're in).
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Pah-chin ::: Is so fucking happy you wanted to/will be with him that this boy will do anything you ask. You want a bottle of sparkling water that has lime essence but it has to be a clear bottle with NO limes on it? Consider it done. Pah would make the damn thing for you if it meant giving you what you want. He's so sweet on your that he anticipates your needs before even you have a chance to calculate what you want. His heart is big and in the right place: Your hands. He wouldn't have it any other way.
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Taglist ::: @kazutora-kurokawa @katkitkats @viburnt @arlerts-angel @darkstarlight82
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randomborderlander ยท 7 months ago
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HAPPY PAH DAYYYYY ๐Ÿฅณ
On this day one of the most underrated Tokyo Revengers characters was born ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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buccini555 ยท 2 years ago
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Hello, if its not to much to ask! Could you do headcanons with reader dating Pah-chin, like Pah-chin as your bf! Pretty please, i just need some fluff with underrated baby boy ๐Ÿ˜ซ
๐๐š๐ก-๐‚๐ก๐ข๐ง ๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐œ๐š๐ง๐จ๐ง๐ฌ
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โฃ ๐‡๐š๐ซ๐ฎ๐ค๐ข ๐‡๐š๐ฒ๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐ข๐๐š (๐๐š๐ก-๐‚๐ก๐ข๐ง) ๐š๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐›๐จ๐ฒ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐ โฃ
แƒฆ He's extremely cute and affectionate, he always tries his best to be a good boyfriend and please you in every way possible.
แƒฆ Pah always buys you gifts, he usually chooses the ones you like the most, but he also usually gives flowers and cards that he writes himself.
แƒฆ He is like your best friend, he always listens to you and is considerate, in addition, Pah is always dedicated to giving you good advice.
แƒฆ Pah always praises you, saying that you are the most beautiful thing in the world, his eyes always shine when he looks at you.
แƒฆ He's overprotective, he doesn't allow anyone to hurt you, you're very important in his life, so he takes care of you like you're a precious jewel.
แƒฆ He always brings you cookies, sweets and other types of food, especially the ones you like best.
แƒฆ Every day he comes to see you, no matter what the weather is like or he's busy with gangster business, Pah always finds a way to visit you, even if it's just for a little while.
แƒฆ He doesn't deny the fact that he's jealous, but he also makes it clear that he trusts you completely.
แƒฆ Pah is waiting for a favorable moment to propose to you, he keeps the rings in his room and whenever he lays eyes on them, he fantasizes about how your big day will be.
แƒฆ He loves hugs, so whenever he can, he hugs you.
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ryuseibutgayer ยท 2 years ago
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๐“˜ ๐““๐“ธ,, ๐“๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐“ค๐“ท๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ญ ๐“Ÿ๐“ฝ.2
๐“—๐“ธ๐”€ ๐“ฃ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐”‚ ๐“Ÿ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“น๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฎ
๐“’๐“พ๐“ป๐“ผ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ, ๐“›๐“ธ๐”€๐“ด๐“ฎ๐”‚ ๐“ผ๐“พ๐“ฐ๐“ฐ๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ฟ๐“ฎ, ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ ๐“ช๐“ต๐“ต ๐“ด๐“ท๐“ธ๐”€ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ญ๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ต๐“ต
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๐““๐“ป๐“ช๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ท ๐“ฆ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ต๐“ญ ๐“›๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ฎ ๐“ฃ๐“ธ ๐“Ÿ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“น๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“‘๐”‚ simply asking by the question on a park walk date and try not to make so big of a deal out of it until after the wedding (๐Ÿซฃ). He thought about this for a month or so until he devised a plan he felt was enough.
๐““๐“ป๐“ช๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ท ๐“˜๐“ท๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ญ ๐“Ÿ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“น๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ผ ๐“‘๐”‚ taking the day off from work for just the two of you. You'll go out to lunch and just take the day to have a prolonged comfortable date and relaxing time together. After dinner at your guys' favorite restaurant, he'll just take you both out for a nice drive. On the boardwalk where you both had your first date and enjoy each other's company in the memories, he'll pop the question. Boom ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ‘
๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ผ๐“พ๐”‚๐“ช ๐“ฆ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ต๐“ญ ๐“›๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ฎ ๐“ฃ๐“ธ ๐“Ÿ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“น๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“‘๐”‚ making you a wedding dress himself, but that'd require quite a lot of effort to evade your suspicion... there's really no way to sneak that.
๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ผ๐“พ๐”‚๐“ช ๐“˜๐“ท๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ญ ๐“Ÿ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“น๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ผ ๐“‘๐”‚ pulling a princess and the pea. He asks if you'll allow him to try and design a nice piece of clothing for you and your birthday, which of course you agree to. The whole time you have to keep asking him if he has a pin stuck in the collar because something back there is just fucking annoying the shit out of you. By the time the work is nearly finished a few weeks later, you're trying it on and you've absolutely had it- you fish around behind your collar and you pull off ๐‘บ๐’๐’Ž๐’†๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’‡๐’–๐’„๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’•๐’‚๐’‘๐’†๐’… ๐’•๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’ƒ๐’‚๐’„๐’Œ ๐’๐’‡ ๐’š๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’„๐’๐’๐’๐’‚๐’“??? You turn back to question but oops, did mitsuya drop his pin cushion? No-? Then wh...-? ๐Ÿ™„ oh myyyy oh my goddddd who saw this comiiiing
๐“Ÿ๐“ช๐“ฑ-๐“’๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท ๐“ฆ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ต๐“ญ ๐“›๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ฎ ๐“ฃ๐“ธ ๐“Ÿ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“น๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“‘๐”‚ making a cake for you with the ring in the center. He then remembered "wait then how would they know where the fuckin ring is-?" Didn't really consider you might choke, just moved on.
๐“Ÿ๐“ช๐“ฑ-๐“’๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท ๐“˜๐“ท๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ญ ๐“Ÿ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“น๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ผ ๐“‘๐”‚ folding a 1,000 paper cranes. Traditionally, 1,000 paper cranes in Japan earns you a wish. The cranes will be in a room stuffed into bouquets, as well as 1,000 roses, as he sweetly and awkwardly stands there holding a bouquet and a ring, pink in the face and stuttering like a buffoon. Give him a second <3 "I- I wish that you'll marry me-!" He tries so hard for you oml
๐“Ÿ๐“ฎ๐“ฑ-๐“จ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ฆ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ต๐“ญ ๐“›๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ฎ ๐“ฃ๐“ธ ๐“Ÿ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“น๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“‘๐”‚ coming up with a damn idea. He's had this on his mind. For a year. NO- SINCE HE FLIPPIN MET YA. SO GAH WHY CAN'T HE THINK OF ANYTHING?!...but then he remembers something. You're both about to move into a new apartment! He'll just stuff it with his shirts and find a time to propose sometime over dinner or something soon after you move. Right?
๐“Ÿ๐“ฎ๐“ฑ-๐“จ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“˜๐“ท๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ญ ๐“Ÿ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“น๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ผ ๐“‘๐”‚ making a giant shit of a mistake. He completely forgot he stuffed the ring box into his suitcase of clothes, and while he went to go bring in the huge boxes of kitchen appliances and such, he asked you to help him throw some clothes out on the bed and that he'd help start sorting clothes once he's done bringing in the rest of the boxes. So this man here waddles in the room nearly about to shit his pants when you say "what's this?", coming in looking like he's about to have a heart attack with his Adidas slides flopping on the floor as the swooshes of cargo shorts and an ugly purple shirt sloppily buttoned up scream from under his panic. This man here snatches it, stutters "uh-" 50 times, then turns around on a knee and proposes to you before 10 in the morning. ๐Ÿ’€ Good luck unpacking that.
๐“‘๐“ช๐“ณ๐“ฒ ๐“ฆ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ต๐“ญ ๐“›๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ฎ ๐“ฃ๐“ธ ๐“Ÿ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“น๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“‘๐”‚ sky diving and proposing when yall land. He's fucking crazy. Nothing more needs to be said.
๐“‘๐“ช๐“ณ๐“ฒ ๐“˜๐“ท๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ญ ๐“Ÿ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“น๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ผ ๐“‘๐”‚ taking you to a cat cafรฉ early in the morning- just before 11. You guys will enjoy a nice and simple late breakfast with pretty nice coffee, and all of a sudden you hear bells chime from a cat play room. You, with your cat lovin ass, gets excited and decides now's about a good time to go play with the kitties before you leave. โ‚œโ‚•โ‚‘แตฃโ‚‘'โ‚› โ‚ fแตคcโ‚–แตขโ‚™g qแตคโ‚‘โ‚‘โ‚™ cโ‚โ‚œ-? All of the cats are just like tiny little insignificant fuck nuggets compared to this one grand and gigantic black cat with yellow eyes (Baji specifically adopted a hypoallergenic but fluffy breed from a shop and asked permission to have this set up here at the cafรฉ- he's gonna ask to name it "Peje K", and yes you're gonna deny it), which has the most insane looking collar. Giant copper bells, beautiful lace, and a cute brooch- except once you pick it up, you're gonna realize it's a little ring. Good luck with all this.
๐“š๐“ช๐”ƒ๐“พ๐“ฝ๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ช ๐“ฆ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ต๐“ญ ๐“›๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ฎ ๐“ฃ๐“ธ ๐“Ÿ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“น๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“‘๐”‚ gโ‚‘โ‚œโ‚œแตขโ‚™g โ‚’แตคโ‚œ โ‚’f โ‚šแตฃแตขโ‚›โ‚’โ‚™
๐“š๐“ช๐”ƒ๐“พ๐“ฝ๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ช ๐“˜๐“ท๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ญ ๐“Ÿ๐“ป๐“ธ๐“น๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ผ ๐“‘๐”‚ getting the dumbest but oddly enough, most helpful tattoo I've seen yet. He'll hide it from you for about a month (somehow you aren't gonna notice, you do you), it's on his forearm. One day when he shows up to pick you up from work, he'll be wearing a suit (sewn together by Mitsuya) with flowers in hand. He has you take the flowers as he rolls up his sleeve- he's got the ring on his pinkie finger in offering as he shows the tattoo of two vertically stacked hollow boxes, both labeled in clean font off to the left side of each, one saying yes, the other saying no.
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kazutora-kurokawa ยท 10 months ago
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NSFW Tokyo Revengers Oral Headcanons (Toman Founders + Fuyu & Michi) (All characters are 18 or above, obvious smut lol, probably edited because my mind keeps creating new headcanons, AFAB Reader)
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Prefers giving: Kazutora, Takemichi, Mitsuya (he's an absolute service dom and you can't convince me otherwise, and he's also absolute husband material)
Prefers receiving: Draken (hope you're okay with having a sore throat for the rest of the day lmao, he's super gentle tho), Pah-Chin (ngl I feel like Pah-Chin is lowkey underrated because people think he's not attractive like the other characters, but need I remind you that he bagged himself a baddie in the future)
Likes both/doesn't have a preference: Baji, Mikey (he'd give you lazy head early in the morning ong), Chifuyu (doesn't care who's giving or receiving, just likes being with you)
Eats you for your pleasure: Mitsuya, Draken, Chifuyu, Takemichi, Pah-Chin
Eats you like you're his last meal: Kazutora (bro is touched starved, affection starved, and absolutely whipped), Takemichi (would 100% whimper while he eats you), Baji
Keeps going after you finish/likes to overstimulate you: Kazutora (would overstim you just to hear you whine, it turns him on), Baji (would overstim you and laugh at your whining)
Goes slow and savours you: Kazutora (he'd pull away from you just to lick your juices off his lips and then come back for more ๐Ÿคญ can you tell I'm having some major Kazutora brainrot rn ๐Ÿ˜ญ)
Holds down your thighs so you can't squirm away from him: Kazutora, Baji, Draken, Pah-Chin
Begs you to sit on his face: Kazutora (gets on his knees and tries to bargain with you if you say no the first time ๐Ÿ˜ญ the brainrot is so real), Mikey (definitely pouts and pulls the puppy dog eyes if you don't sit on his face), Takemichi (come on, we all know he's submissive asf)
Grinds himself against the bed while he eats you out: Kazutora (I could make a whole list of headcanons just for him, and Mikey too, they're so babygirl ๐Ÿ˜ซ), Takemichi (needy and whiny), Mikey (needy and whiny x1000)
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headcanonsandcrackships ยท 8 months ago
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Biggest crackship I have (I do not care how impossible it would be) is hanma and pah chin. I think it would be funny. Cause you have a tall annoying man with a shorter man who dosent think before he speaks like think about it.
Final time line (not following canon too closely ) hanma is a photographer and pah chin dose real estate they are perfect for each other. Hanma will take the pictures of the houses for pah and in exchange all pah has to do is cook dinner for hanma. Pah finds them a really cute place to live in and hanma gets a little photography room thing to develop photos whenever he wants. On days nither of them work they stay home and watch movies fighting over witch movie to watch. Pah wants comedy and hanma wants horror so the compromise and watch a comedy.
Theyโ€™d wind up adopting a kid and the kid would know nothing but love and care. Hanma would do little photo shoots for the hell of it. Hanma would use them as promotional images so he can show off his kid. The kid (depending on age) would probably help pah with work some times organizing papers
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On days there home together (with out the child) you know damn well there fighting over who tops and who bottoms. (Surprisingly pah wins most of the time) hanma enjoys being a little bitch and getting railed hard. But also the soft aftercare cuddling baths food all of it.
If hanmas topping then things get weird because hanma is a kinky little fuck. (Ropes, cnc, knife, wax, cock warming, edging/orgasm denial, public sex,toys) heโ€™ll do anything to make it last longer and you bet it will be multiple rounds. One it come to after care itโ€™s mostly cuddling and talking watching YouTube all that. If pah asks hanma would most definitely run a bath and get him food.
Enjoy theses head cannons for a crack ship nobody elseโ€™s would think of. But Iโ€™m putting my favorite characters together it is good so I hope you all enjoy it
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iamlostsomewhereinthegarden ยท 5 months ago
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This might have been the best prompt ever and I spent about 2-3 hrs coming up with this list, it's over 30 people and I want to fit everyone in the tags so this will be a 2 parter lol
So I present to you
Tokyo Revenger Characters and what type of Disney's Tinkerbell Fairy they would be! Pt. 1
Pt. 2
Before we start I'm just going to layout the fairy types, and these are all based from the Tinkerbell wiki;
Tinkers - They are the crafty ones in the bunch always crafting and creating something, in this case it would also extend to planning as not everyone in TR is creating something but a lot are crafty and make stuff happen
Garden - Harvest food, nurtures plants and make sure the bugs are good, they are also very fashionable and care a lot for appearances and looks.
Animal - Takes cares of the animals and tends to their needs, can talk with animals and kind of "read their thoughts
Water - Can manipulate water and bend it towards their will, they're also sweet, sympathetic, and helpful
Light - Responsible for keeping Pixie Hollow aglow and bright after sundown, light fairies also loves to train fireflies to work as lanterns and torches. One of their special abilities is to create and manipulate rainbows, they can also manipulate the sunโ€™s rays
Fast Flying - They control the wind to carry the pollen in the spring, make breezes in summer, and remove the leaves in the wind in autumn, theyโ€™re insanely fast (kinda given in the name tho) fun loving and kinda chaotic
Dust Keeper - Fairies who process and ration out Pixie Dust to other non-dust fairies. This is an extremely important job because without Pixie Dust, fairies couldn't fly. Due to the delicate nature of their work, dust-keeper fairies cannot sneeze on the job. Dust fairies are known to attend every Arrival by sprinkling Pixie dust on a broken piece of laughter, changing it into a new fairy or Sparrowman. Kinda the backbone of Pixie Hollows because what teh fairies without their Pixie Dust tbh? Almost nothing
Scout - protectors of Pixie Hollow from different kinds of danger such as dangerous predators like hawks and wasps
Mizo Middle
Takemichi - Tinker Fairy, mans working hard all the time, tinkers are always thinking arenโ€™t they?
Akkun - Dust Keeper dust keepers are insanely responsible and are kinda the backbone of pixie hollow and keep everyone together
Takuya - Dust Keeper Fairy, Very much the backbone of the group, kinda the reason why Michi was who he was a as a child also heโ€™s kinda a bit too weak health wise to do and be much else
Yamagishi - Tinker Fairy, As much as heโ€™s kinda weak in terms if fighting heโ€™s great at planning and has a lot of knowledge and kinda always working on something
Makoto - Fast Flying Fairy, Tbh idk what category heโ€™d be in but heโ€™s always up to something
Toman
Mikey - Scout Fairy they are the defenders of the hollow and the leader of every gang and group is the one thatโ€™s responsible for them and amongst the first to defend their gang
Draken - Dust keeper, dust keepers are insanely responsible and are kinda the backbone of pixie hollow and keep everyone together
Mitsuya - Dust Keeper, dust keepers are insanely responsible and are kinda the backbone of pixie hollow and keep everyone together
Baji - Animal Fairy obviously! Pet shop trio number 1
Chifuyu - Animal Fairy obviously! Pet shop trio number 2
Kazutora - Animal Fairy obviously! Pet shop trio number 3
Sanzu - Scout Fairy, mans is defending and fighting defense for Mikey for his life all the damn time
Souya - Water Fairy, heโ€™s of almost the vibe of a Dust Keeper Fairy but he fights and is too caring and involved than a Dust Keeper Fairy would be so heโ€™s a water Fairy
Nahoya - He could be either a fast flying Fairy or a scout Fairy but I believe heโ€™s a scout Fairy because scout fairies are all about protecting the hollow and as much as he loves violence tomanโ€™s protection comes first
Hakkai - Scout Fairy, he does his job kinda poorly tbh but he cares a lot and tries to protect everyone he can
Ryusei (From Letter From Keisuke Baji) - Dust Keeper Fairy, he truly holds everyone together and is so heartwarming and there and a backbone for others, the definition of someone who keeps everyone going
Peh - Scout Fairy, Heโ€™s very much for the defense of the gang, especially with the way he acted when Takemichi first came in
Pah - Scout Fairy, He sacrificed his safety for the honor of a disrespected person in his gang, heโ€™s 100% a Scout Fairy
Emma - Garden Fairy, this may seem basic but sheโ€™s loving and cares a lot about how outfits and such looks
Part 2 is coming out in maybe like 30 min from now, it's already written out just needs to be edited lol
already asked this in a discord server but i feel like no one would respond SO summoning tokrev fans who also for whatever reason like the tinkerbell disney films??? what fairies would the characters be? i can only think of takemichi as a tinker fairy because thatโ€™s the easiest ๐Ÿ˜–
specifically i wanna know if inui would be a light fairy or a tinker fairy? also what fairy would koko be?? i was thinking winter because my original idea for inui was to be a light fairy so i wanted them to match but hhh i dont know anymore
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effetsecndaires ยท 1 year ago
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โ€” ๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐š๐ง ๐š๐ง๐ ๐›๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ง ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฆ๐ž๐ž๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฆ๐ข๐ค๐ž๐ฒ'๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ž๐ ๐ง๐š๐ง๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž (๐ก๐œ๐ฌ)
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INCLUDES | toman members [mentioned: draken, hakkai, mitsuya, pah-chin, peh-yan, takemichi, kazutora, chifuyu, baji.], bonten members [mentioned: takeomi, koko, kakucho, sanzu, ran and rindou haitani]
NOTE | headcanons for toman are set in the final timeline! everyone is in their mid/late 20s, happy & alive :) | request
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โ€” TOMAN.
When Mikey shows up with a pregnant lady at his side, most of the gang is stunned into silence. Curious gazes are exchanged, then everyone start whispering among each other, trying to make sense of the situation.
At first, nobody really connects the dots. They all assume you must be a friend in need or someone Mikey found and decided to help. They imagine that Mikey took you under his wing and promised to keep you safe โ€“ which would explain why he brought you here. Typical Mikey.
Imagine the absolute whiplash when Mikey starts the meeting by introducing you as his wife.
For some of them (especially Draken), it's kind of a hard pill to swallow.
A wave of realization hits him hard and he suddenly feels like he never really knew Mikey after all. His best friend, whom he hangs out with pretty much every day and has been looking after his whole life, has been married this entire time? He can't help but wonder how he missed all the signs and feels a mixture of emotions as he tries to process those unexpected layers of Mikey's life that he never knew existed.
But once he starts to grasp the reasons why Mikey did it, he begins to feel better about it.
He knows that Mikey has always been a responsible and thoughtful young man. The fact that he kept his wife hidden from the gang because he knew your presence might've made you a target for rival gangs or enemies seeking to exploit the slightest vulnerability in his life only made Draken more admirative of Mikey.
Over time, everyone in Toman gets accustomed to the situation and they all grow closer to you, much to Mikey's delight.
Hakkai has yet to get used to seeing you around all the time, but he tries his best. He really likes you and tries not to freeze completely when you talk to him. It's not easy for him, but he does manage to get a few words out when you start a conversation. It's cute to see him make the effort and face his shyness just to be able talk to you.
Baji and Chifuyu are like your personal bodyguards. They treat you like a younger sibling, always looking out for you and stealing you from Mikey to hang out or help with shopping for the baby.
As for Mitsuya, he'll put all his energy into making his own unique pieces of clothing for the baby. Before your child is even born, he's is already envisioning the most adorable designs to keep the little one cozy and stylish at all times. He'll design all sort of cute outfits, knit baby blankets, baby booties, and maybe even craft some nursery decor, because why not.
Everyone quickly realizes that you are an essential pillar of support for Mikey and they, too, end up finding comfort in your presence.
In moments of stress and anxiety, you always know how to calm them down. A gentle touch on the shoulder or a quick pep talk is all it takes to ease the burden from their shoulders. It's as if you have this innate sense of knowing when people need support the most, and you're always there to lend a listening ear or a shoulder to lean on.
You've practically become Kazutora's best friend and confident, and he often seeks your advice on important decisions. Your bond with him runs deep, forged through shared experiences and the understanding that you have for each other. He knows that you genuinely care about his well-being and will always have his best interests at heart.
After the baby's arrival, Pah-Chin and Peh-Yan turn into the typical pair of bickering uncles, always competing to hold the baby first (because of course, everyone gets to hold your baby at least once a day).
One day, their playful argument escalates and their voices disturb the baby's peaceful sleep, leading to Mikey landing a friendly kick on them, while Draken settles to giving them a rather harsh slap on the back of the head.
In the midst of the chaos, Takemichi eventually gets the privilege of holding the baby first. You could tell he was practically dying to ask, but simply didn't dare to.
You share a special connection with all of Mikey's friends, like a close-knit found family, and each of them wholeheartedly reciprocates your affection.
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โ€” BONTEN.
When Mikey holds a meeting to introduce his pregnant partner, the news doesn't really come off as a shock to anyone. Everyone in Bonten is used to sleeping around, and, well, they know that accidents can happen.
Mikey decided to be responsible and keep a prostitute and her baby? Okay, good for him. Maybe not the best decision, but that's none of their business.
What genuinely shocks them however, is finding out that you and your baby are actually far from being a mere accident or casual fling gone wrong.
In fact, you've been Mikey's wife for a little over a year now, and the main motivation behind his decision to introduce you to his gang is to ensure your safety at all times. He can't risk an enemy finding out about you before his allies do, especially now that you're pregnant.
They're not exactly thrilled by the idea of playing babysitter for their boss - but they quickly get used to having you around. (It's not like they have much of a choice anyway)
Takeomi handles you like literal porcelain. He doesn't leave your side, always following you around to make sure you don't trip, fall down the stairs or hurt yourself in any way shape or form.
His attentiveness is primarily driven by your position as the boss's wife rather than personal affection or genuine concern for you, though. He's just doing his job, knowing that any harm happening to you while he's in charge of watching you will result in him getting reprimanded by Mikey. You're a very nice woman, but he'd rather be tasked with more important business - hence the constant huffs and sighs when he's around you.
Koko, on the other hand, grows particularly fond of you and buys pretty much everything you need for yourself and the baby. Whether it be clothes, plushies, furniture for the nursery or your weird pregnancy cravings, he'll get you anything you desire. This baby is going to be spoiled rotten whether you like it or not. (Mikey complains about it more than you do)
Similarly, you and Kakucho develop a significant bond over time, the third-in-command becoming almost like an older brother to you. Among the gang, he stands out as the friendliest and least intimidating, Introducing a comforting and accessible presence in your life, something you've been missing for a while. Although you love Mikey dearly, being his wife presents its own set of difficulties and often leaves you feeling isolated.
Sanzu mostly minds his own business. He does his job and keeps an eye on you, but he has too much respect for Mikey to even consider befriending you. He wouldn't want his boss to get the wrong idea.
He mostly leaves the wifesitting job to the others, preferring to stay by Mikey's side and obey his more thrilling orders.
(And let's be honest, you're not complaining)
The Haitani brothers aren't big on befriending, and yet from time to time they'll buy some stuff for your baby, like little shoes or plushies. (That's mostly Rindou's doing, as he tends to be friendlier than his older brother).
When you find yourself alone at home, they're usually the ones assigned to stay by your front door, ensuring your security.
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frozenmoonshine ยท 6 months ago
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TR boys' unexpected/random red flags headcanon:
Just some crack and slander for the humor purposes. As always, don't take it too seriously, and have fun with it at least half as much as I did writing it!
Since I obviously need to spell this out for some of you, even though it's literally in the title of the post - these are the red flags you wouldn't normally expect from them! That's the whole point of them being unexpected. So don't go telling me how I missed the mark with some characters, or how their red flags are something else. Yeah, we all know the obvious ones, but why would I state the obvious?!
TW: F!reader; implied mysogyny; mentions of DV, cheating, and general toxic behavior.
๐ŸšฉMikey - proposes on the second date.
๐ŸšฉDraken - never talks about himself whatsoever. Even when you directly ask him to open up about what's troubling him, he's still difficult and avoids conversation.
๐ŸšฉBaji - mama's boy. At first, it looks sweet, how he cares about and respects his mother, but soon you realize that he is dependant on her, and cannot make any decisions bigger than what to eat on his own, without "consulting with his mom". Silver lining is that Ryouko is an amazing, lovely woman, but you don't exactly want to date both the mother and the son at the same time, do you?
๐ŸšฉChifuyu - overromanticizes everything, then gets mad at you if things don't turn out irl the same they were in his imagination.
๐ŸšฉMitsuya - really damn cheap. Like, ok, I know you grew up poor, but going out once a month won't bankrupt you! (You're not even asking him to pay for you or anything like that, but he just refuses to step even one milimeter out of his frugal ways!)
๐ŸšฉHakkai - aside from the obvious red flag (you get a package deal of Yuzuha and Mitsuya as well, if you are dating Hakkai), he can also be incredibly self-absorbed and condescending sometimes, thinking he's so much better than you, etc.
๐ŸšฉPah-chin & ๐ŸšฉPeh-yan - putting them together cause they have the same red flag - if you date one of them, the other one will third wheel all of your dates, no exeptions. Might as well just go poly and date them both at this point!
๐ŸšฉSmiley - refers to women as "females".
๐ŸšฉAngry - doesn't let you do anything on your own/overprotective. Look, Souya, it's nice that you're being a gentleman, but do you really think I'm incapable of getting a glass of water for myself?! His behaviour can be incredibly stifling and suffocating.
๐ŸšฉMucho - won't ever let you pick a date spot cause he's convinced he knows the best. You always end up doing what he wants for dates, or you don't go on a date at all.
๐ŸšฉHaruchiyo - yeah, sure, he's got more red flags than China, but the not so expected one is that he's incredibly fussy and naggy about the smallest of things. "That's not how you put the trash bag in the can!" "You folded the laundry wrong! Look how I do it!" "Wipe the counter with this, not that!" "Don't leave your hair everywhere! I don't wanna live with a cat!" And so on and so forth, it feels like you are living with your parent(s) all over again!
๐ŸšฉHanma - another one with enough red flags to call it a carnival, sure, but the one that catches you off guard is just how jealous and possessive he is. "Where are you going?" "Why is your dress so short?" "You can't go out with male company wearing your tits out!" "Why are you hiding your phone?" "Who's that?" and so on and so forth, you get the idea.
๐ŸšฉKazutora - yet another walking red flag in a row (at least his unhealed self), but even as an adult (healed) he still retains that aggression from his teens and gets into random street/bar fights semi-regularly. Him coming back home bloody and bruised is not a rare occurrence at all.
๐ŸšฉKisaki - cheats. No idea how he manages to, provided that he looks like... well, that, but he still does.
๐ŸšฉTaiju - a religious freak prone to domestic violence... what more red flags can you even ask for? None, indeed. But what you don't expect on top of all that is his complete lack of manners and just how loud and embarrassing he can be in public.
๐ŸšฉInupi - rude to the waitstaff.
๐ŸšฉKoko - never got over his ex, stuck on her forever, and cannot ever be fully present in his current relationship. Compares you to his ex all the time, every other person he dated after her was just an unsuccessful rebound.
๐ŸšฉIzana - does he even have any green ones? Likely not. But what you wouldn't exactly expect from him right away, given all the other red flags that come into front upon the first contact - is that he's a bad mansplainer. "You probably don't know how the betta fish do this thing where..." - Izana, I'm literally a marine biologist.
๐ŸšฉKakuchou - breaks up with you over the smallest things. He missed your call cause he didn't hear his phone ring while in the traffic? - He's not good enough for you and you two should break up. He was late 5 minutes to your date because Izana needed his help with something? - He's lowkey ready to commit seppuku, and of course, dramatically breaks up with you. It's tiring, honestly.
๐ŸšฉRan - gaslighter and manipulator par exellence! Undiagnozed NPD, but the symptoms are everywhere.
๐ŸšฉRindou - loves the gym more than you. Obsessed with working out and body building, won't eat normal food, spends all time in front of the mirror flexing and "checking his gains". Will either try to "get you into fitness" (force you to act the same way he does) or constantly tell you that you "don't understand" just how important it is to him. Is your 10th workout this week really more important than our anniversary, tho, Rindou?
๐ŸšฉMocchi - manspreads all the time, and manspreads badly. He's also that type that won't move away from the sidewalk if a woman is coming the opposite way.
๐ŸšฉMadarame - probably not unexpected, but he's the biggest, worst incel of all. Lives in the manosphere and inhales the alpha bro bullshit podcasts.
๐ŸšฉSouth - judges and publicly makes fun of your music taste. It doesn't matter what you listen to, unless it's 101% exactly the same as his taste, he'll be a real bitch about it. Of course, don't even dream about getting a hold of the aux cord!
๐ŸšฉShinichiro - doesn't shower regularly. Idk Shin, maybe your lack of personal hygiene was the reason for all those rejections so far? Just some food for thought...
๐ŸšฉTakeomi - yet another one that's redder than the red army, but what you don't expect is how much he infantilizes you, especially if you are younger than him! Even if it's just one year age difference between you, he'll act all patronizing and constantly emphasise his "rich life experience" and tell you how "you don't understand some things because you are (too) young".
๐ŸšฉWakasa - secretly insecure about his height and gets super jealous if he sees you talking to a tall guy. Doesn't even matter if it's your blood relative or a random stranger asking directions in the street - Waka isn't having any of that. He'll sulk and jab at you for the whole day, never saying what the actual problem is.
๐ŸšฉBenkei - Cannot find/keep a proper job to save his life! Got into some kind of beef with every single potential employer, so he's doomed to working at the gym for the rest of his days.
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