Why did they let Stannis Baratheon do the finger heart thing in his photo op with the nights watch
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considering how often they have to go chasing after him in canon, i just KNOW modern au snow patrol are tired. someone has to be on jon-watch every time they go clubbing because one sip of alcohol activates his stark wolf hindbrain and he's off. sam then spends the next two hours in escalating panic as dolorous edd lists every dangerous and terrible thing that could be happening to him. eventually grenn always finds him drunkenly trauma dumping on a complete stranger (this is how jon makes 90% of his friends) and drags him home by the scruff of his neck. there's a betting pool on when pyp will snap and buy one of those toddler leashes. pyp tried this once. jon gnawed through it.
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The idea that GRRM is anti Tolkien is particularly funny because ASOIAF is sprinkled with rather intricate (and even passionate) homages to LOTR. And I can’t help but think of how Tolkien’s Fellowship, more specifically the Hobbits, may have inspired GRRM’s Night’s Watch. Jon Snow, for starters, is in many ways a combination of LOTR’s Frodo and Aragorn. And in the same way that Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin are unexpected heroes in LOTR (because who looks to a hobbit as the face of an epic adventure?), Jon the bastard becomes the leader of a ragtag of socially disenfranchised men (in the form of the NW) who are anything but heroic. Sure there’s the odd knight or noble in there, but the NW is quite full of criminals and the very worst of the social order. The hobbits aren’t the strongest or the sharpest but they become the face of the fight against Sauron. And the NW, while being severely undermanned and under-equipped, has become the main force that stands against winter. GRRM even adds a love letter to Tolkien’s Sam Gamgee by adding his on Sam - Sam Tarly - who acts as a moral compass and counselor to Jon, in the same ways that Sam Gamgee is key to Frodo’s journey. And just like Frodo, Jon gets his very own pair of jokester friends, one of whine is even named Pyp. So it’s all very beautiful and nice, and we should talk about it more because it’s super evident that GRRM is a massive Tolkien fanboy. But I do have to say tho, GRRM’s take on Gandalf is exceedingly hilarious just because Melisandre is famously very bad at her job.
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I love the Night’s Watch chapters for a lot of reasons but a lot of it is the dynamic between all the boys Jon befriends - Sam, Pyp, Grenn, and poor Small Paul. Sam starts off very convinced that they’re going to leave him because he’s Jon’s brother, not theirs, except Grenn just point blank refuses to leave Sam behind, and Small Paul is insistent that he can carry Sam as well.
Grenn and Small Paul even refuse when given the okay to leave Sam by another brother!
When Jon wakes up at Castle Black, the first thing he does is reach out for his brothers, and Pyp holds his hand!!!
Jon is upset with Grenn for leaving Sam behind at Craster’s but Grenn doesn’t brush it off - he is crushed by what he did, and feels guilty as all hell, and Pyp has to try to cheer him up!
Jon smiles at their antics while they’re in the middle of a long siege/battle that is overwhelming them.
And then of course, when they’re all reunited, they are so adorable
The scene when Jon is chosen as Lord Commanded has so much Pyp, and my man Dolorous Edd being the funniest person in the room as usual
i just love them all so much!! they’re brothers!!!!!!
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I've just had a premonition and Jon Snow would drink his coffee with so much cream and so much sugar it's almost discusting but he would be embarrassed that he didn't like it any other way and when Grenn and Pyp find out they harass him constantly. Sam forms an alliance with him over the coffee at castle black and they begin a cold war
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Jon (broody af): Someone will die
Sam: (Squeaks)
Pyp: of fun!
Grenn (scratching his head): Someone’s dying? Who?
Edd: most likely me
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Requesting the snow patrol (Jon snow and nights watch pals, plus Tormund and Val, if you can oblige)
1. Pyp is probably making fun of Alliser Thorne
2. Val, looking beautiful and letal as she usually does
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Halloween piece for @kaktuskopf :) ❤❤❤❤
Jon, Pyp and Grenn (Pyp suggesting some seasonal decor) / Costume celebration at the Night’s watch (Jon, Pyp, Grenn, Satin, Sam)
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He found out soon enough. "Queen's men," Pyp told him—after he let out a whoop, and shouted, "Run and bar the doors, lads, it's Sam the Slayer come back from the grave," while Grenn was hugging Sam so hard he thought his ribs might break—"but best you don't go asking where the queen is. Stannis left her at Eastwatch, with their daughter and his fleet. He brought no woman but the red one."
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Sam gets a warm homecoming when he arrives at Castle Black.
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the night’s watch being made up of gay couples is so real.
Jeor and Benjen?
Qhorin and Mance?
Pyp and Grenn?
Jon and Satin?
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Pyp and Grenn, Rangers of the Night's Watch, two of Jon Snow's best friends
Here's my LEGO adaptation of alexandrokayart's Pyp and Grenn fanart, linked below
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I'm completely normal about these two, lol
(I haven't stopped thinking about them for a week, its interrupting my life to an unhealthy level)
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"Aemon told me you’d go. I told him you’d be back. I know my men … and my boys too. Honor set you on the kingsroad … and honor brought you back.”
“My friends brought me back,” Jon said.
“Did I say it was your honor?” - Artwork by Kay Huang
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