#PSYCHO ALICE IS HERE BABY!!

[missbellie]

Redline, and...GO!- B.E

Synopsis: You and your ex-girlfriend are illegal car racers. Your breakup wasn't very amicable due to both of your toxicity, so you've avoided competing with each other. But apparently fate has other plans for tonight.

Pair: B.e×F!Reader

Words: 6k

Warnings: jealous billie, cursing

Style: Fanfic | Imagine | Headcanons

Part: part 1 ⇽ part 2 ⇽

For two weeks, you couldn’t compete—too busy fixing the wreck Billie fucking Eilish left you with.

“I wanna kill that girl when I see her,” you muttered, scrubbing grease off the hood. “Do to her skull what she did to my car.”

“That bad, huh?” a familiar voice chimed.

You turned fast—and froze.

“Alice?!”

You dropped the sponge, running toward her. The blonde, hair in a messy braid, smiled and caught you in a tight hug, lifting you off the ground.

“Hey there, baby girl. How’s the warzone?”

You pulled back and gave her a once-over, still stunned. “You’ve got a motorcycle now?!”

She leaned casually against the beast of a bike parked behind her. “A lot’s changed. Wanna catch up?”

You didn’t hesitate. She handed you a helmet, and seconds later, you were clinging to her back, the engine roaring beneath you.

...

Later, at your favorite bar—John’s in Jason’s—you were deep into your second beer.

“I started working on my license, took the risk, and boom—freedom,” Alice said, grinning behind the bottle.

“And the tattoos?” you asked, eyeing the ink crawling up her forearm. “You look good, girl.”

“Look who’s talking, hot piece.”

You rolled your eyes, clicking your tongue. “Shut up. What brought you back?”

She leaned in a little, smile soft. “Missed this place. Missed you. And shit got messy where I was. Coming home felt right.”

You smiled and lightly kicked her shin under the table. “That’s your second-best decision after getting the bike.”

She laughed. “Well, I know you’ll make it worth it.”

Your cheeks heated, but you waved her off. “Don’t start.”

She sipped. “So. You and Eilish? I heard things went nuclear.”

You groaned. “We broke up, like, two or three years ago. It was toxic. We were dumb, selfish, angry… and in love. But mostly just angry.”

“Sounds familiar.” Alice stretched, sitting awkwardly, legs spread like always. “What about now? I heard something about sabotage?”

You gave her the rundown—how Billie’s car choked thanks to a little unauthorized tweaking, how she retaliated by screwing with your steering, and how you ended up kissing a damn tree.

Alice was laughing so hard she nearly spit out her beer. “She really went full psycho?”

“Full. Fucking. Psycho.”

“And your car’s okay?”

“Now it is. Barely. I want to shove the bill down her throat.”

You stood up to pay. “I got this round.”

“No way, I’m paying,” Alice said, standing too.

You pushed her back down. “Relax. I got it.”

But when you turned toward the counter—you saw her.

Billie. Sitting on a barstool like a storm cloud with legs. Staring at you like she was planning your funeral. Her hand gripped her glass so tight it looked like the thing might shatter.

You walked up anyway, like you hadn’t just stepped into a landmine.

And then—there she was beside you.

“You into bikers now?” she asked, head tilted, voice dipped low and mocking.

“Better than dishonest car racers,” you snapped, handing your card to the bartender.

She laughed bitterly, eyes never leaving you. “Fuck you. What’s she doing here?”

“What do you care? Mind your own fucking business, Eilish.”

She stepped closer. You felt her breath. “Keep saying my name like that and I might actually start thinking you miss me.”

“God, you’re disgusting. Fuck you.”

Then—an arm slipped around your shoulders. You instantly relaxed at the familiar scent of wood smoke and leather.

“Take it easy, Eilish,” Alice said, pulling you in closer. “She’s not into it.”

Billie’s eyes dragged over her with disdain. “Didn’t realize I invited your sniffy little ass. But hey—welcome back, Garfield.”

She turned her back, slapped some cash on the bar, and walked off like she hadn’t just lit a fuse.

You exhaled slowly, the burn of her presence still clinging to your skin.

“Still got that magic, huh?” Alice said beside you, calm as ever.

You didn’t answer. Just took your drinks, and followed her back to the table.

But inside? You were still on fire.

...

The sun was starting to set when Alice heard the knock on her apartment door—sharp, impatient, like whoever was on the other side wasn’t in the mood to talk. She wiped grease off her hands, tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, and opened the door.

Billie Eilish stood there, solo, hoodie zipped up to her chin and jaw tight.

Alice blinked once, then leaned on the doorframe, calm. “Well, if it isn’t the storm in eyeliner.”

“Where is she?” Billie asked, skipping the bullshit.

“Not here.” Alice raised a brow. “Why?”

Billie didn’t answer right away. Her fingers twitched at her sides like she didn’t know what to do with them. “What are you doing back?”

Alice tilted her head. “Same thing you’re doing. Breathing. Existing.”

“You don’t just show up after years and start hanging around her like nothing’s changed.”

“She invited me back in,” Alice said, arms crossed. “You didn’t exactly leave the door open for her, from what I heard.”

Billie’s eyes flared. “Don’t play this game. I know you liked her. Back then.”

Alice smirked. “She was always important to me. Still is. I don’t think of her that way…” She let that sentence hang, letting Billie exhale just a little—before twisting the knife.

“…But if you care that much about her, Billie, maybe you should stop acting like you don’t.”

That hit.

Billie’s mouth opened, then shut. Her eyes dropped for a second before locking onto Alice’s again, burning.

“You don’t get to tell me shit.”

“I’m not telling you anything,” Alice said coolly. “I’m just pointing out what’s already obvious. You’re here. Alone. Angry. Jealous. Doesn’t look very casual to me.”

Billie stepped forward, almost chest-to-chest now. “I’m warning you—”

“No,” Alice cut in, voice low and even. “I’m warning you. If you’re gonna play with her head again, you’ll have to go through me first. And you remember how that went last time, don’t you?”

Billie’s nostrils flared, but she said nothing. Her hands clenched and unclenched, her jaw working like she had a thousand things to say but couldn’t settle on just one.

Alice leaned in a little, like she was daring her to move. “You still love her, huh?”

Silence.

Then Billie scoffed, stepping back with a bitter laugh. “You’re real cocky for someone she almost forgot.”

Alice shrugged, unfazed. “Maybe. But she remembers me now.”

Billie stared at her a beat longer, then turned and walked away without another word.

Alice watched her disappear down the stairs and murmured, mostly to herself, “Still the same Billie. Still can’t say what she really wants.”

jealous billie, QKQUQKWHWBWHAIWUAU I LOVE IT

hope you liked it babies, xoxo!

[maxinehufflepuffprincess]

Soft Nights

Niragi Suguru x reader.

Trying my hand at a different character for Alice in Borderland. I was stuck between Niragi and Arisu, flipped a coin to help me decide. So yeah. Niragi is soft in this, out of character but I don't really care?? My first ever fic turned out...okay? Apparently people liked it, I'm very grateful. So thank you to everyone who enjoyed it. And that you to @thecheshireprincess for being so encouraging. You're amazing.

Summary: A soft end to the day with Niragi.

Taglist. Masterlist. Progress Update.

The door to your bathroom shut as you exited the bathroom and stepped into the bedroom. Your hair was still wet from the shower. You stood in the doorway, Niragi's shirt and a pair of simple panties were all you had on. Comfortable. You stood there, just for a moment as you watched your boyfriend as got ready for bed.

The day had been long. The game had been hard, tiring, gruesome. You had a few cuts and bruises. Your shoulder hurt from where you had landed on it half way through the game. But Niragi had been there. He helped you up, checked you over, made sure you were safe and then shot the man who had pushed you. 'He deserves to suffer.' He had told you. 'No one hurts my girl.' It was sweet.

"Baby, come sit down." He told you as he gestured to the chair. You walked over, movements careful and a little slow. Your body ached with the want to sleep. You sat down on the chair. Niragi stepped behind you and played with your hair for a moment. The milliant then picked up the hairbrush and began to brush through your hair.

The feeling immediately made your body and mind relax. Much like when he had previously washed your hair in the shower for you. Your shoulder was hurting so he didn't want you to hurt it more. A soft sigh left your lips. Niragi always knew how to take care of you. To relax you. It was a side to him that he only allowed you to see. No one else. Everyone else saw the psycho. The trigger happy moron who enjoyed the games and hurting people. But for you, he was different. He was kinder, softer. He let his walls down. It had taken time. It took showing him you were there no matter what. Showing him you wouldn't leave the moment he causes some chaos. You calmed him, grounded him. Helped him realise it was okay to feel good things. But he still didn't want anyone else to see him like this. Soft, weak, kind.

He let out a slow hum as he brushed your damp hair, getting out every knot as painlessly as he could. One particularly stubborn knot had him glaring as if the knot was insulting him. "Babe." Your voice snapped him out of his staring contest with the knot. He let out a small 'hmm?' as he continued to brush your hair, splitting it into sections to make it easier.

"I was thinking-." You started before being cut off.

"That's dangerous." He told you teasingly. You blushed before letting out a small scoff.

"I'm great at thinking, thank you very much." You told him with a small yet proud attitude. "I have great thoughts. You'd be jealous." You added with a cheeky grin as you looked at him through the mirror.

Your eyes met as he smirked. He leaned down and kissed the crown of your head before moving on to brush the next section of your hair. "I'm sure I'd be very jealous, sweetheart. Who wouldn't want to hear all your pretty thoughts?" He asked as he brushed a knot, causing your head to be pulled back a little. A sharp gasp escaped you.

"Sorry baby." Sorry. He was never sorry for hurting anyone, but seeing you in pain, even for a moment. It caused something deep in his chest to ache. He never truly understood why he felt like that. But here he was, apologising.

"It's okay." You thought for a moment as you watched him through the mirror. His tongue ran over his bottom lip as he got the last knot out. He then began to expertly braid your hair. Once he was done, he tied the bobble that had been on his wrist. Because of course he was prepared. "There you go, beautiful."

You looked in the mirror and then up at him. "Thank you, my love." You spoke before kissing his lips softly. My love. Those words alone warmed a cold spot in his soul. He pulled away and grabbed your hand, helping you out. You both walked over to the bed and got under the covers. Your head laid on his chest as did one of your hands. He held your body close, almost like you would disappear if he let go.

Niragi always slept closest to the door. Deep down he knew it was for safety. If someone came in, he'd be the closest to the danger, to his gun. "What were you going to say?" He asked you, a puzzled look appeared on your face. "I...I don't remember." Dang, it was a pest when that happened. You were sure you'd remember in the morning though. Niragi just chuckled and closed his eyes. "Get some sleep." He mumbled as he let his body relax.

And so that's where you stayed for the rest of the night. In the arms of a man who you shouldn't feel safe with, and yet you did. You felt so safe and protected. And just as you were about to drift off, the thought popped into your head again. "If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?" It was dumb, so very dumb.

A cackle left Niragi at the question. "Purple. Go to sleep, baby."

So you did. You fell asleep.

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@thecheshireprincess

[rizzanon]

You know what would be funny? Is that reader would be the prime target of villains and even the rouges for a sidekick-join-me-to-the-darkside sales pitch because

A) she could be molded into what they wanted her to be due to her wanting validation

B) she's determined. Girlie got the guts even if she lacks skill

C) she's just fun to be around even if she only shows up in slow nights

Ivy and her share gardening tips (more like Ivy gives her a crash course in botany every time they met), which she later on shares to Alfred

Harley will always try to psycho analyze her, and her emotions whenever she's not busy blocking Joker's attempt to catch the lonely bat away from her nest, she can he Harley Junior, don't ya think sugarplum? (Like bitch get away from the child?!?!?!)

Catwoman couldn't count the times she had to teach stealth to this girl and how to have quick hands. (Why is Batman allowing this baby out????? Imma keep this kid in a spiky bubble wrap)

Two-face likes her. He can see the conflict she has within herself and would love to see how she turns out. Would it be Heads (she gets what she wants [Validation] but would break her) or Tails (she gets what she needs [self appreciation] but would break those around her). They have lengthy debates on whether Gothamites are immortal at this point or not

The Riddler is somewhat reluctant to fight her because the girl can't even do Sudoko for God's sake (she just doesn't want to answer it in front of him) Now he teaches her how to say what she wants without actually saying it. Bro just gives her lessons in riddles and problem-solving better than the bats did with her "training"

Killer Croc won't hurt the kid who's been feeding him A grade Wagyu since she was a toddler who accidentally dropped the grocery bag she wants told to hold because she's a big girl now. Now they just have this truce whenever she slips some bags of meat down the sewers that Alfred definitely didn't notice

Bane, just straight up, don't want to interact with the puny kid that word on the streets feeds Croc and has fun time spa sessions with Ivy, Harley, and Catwoman not that he's afraid of course. He just doesn't want to steal the little peace the others have whenever she's around

The Penguin likes to have her around because she got the skills in handling business like the Lounge (props to all the lessons she has with Lucius in how to deal with the company and playdates with Tam)

Mr. Freeze likes her ideas on how to cure Nora it may be unorthodox or out of the box, sometimes like putting her in a Laz pit, but no, it would make you indebt to Ra's so that's a no to idea 156 then

Clayface likes how she acts like her acting skills and would want to hone it

Scarecrow would like to have a new test subject

Mad Hatter would like an Alice

Joker can go fvck himself

Like do you see my vision or nah

Anyways, I'm just whispering some ideas in your head wooooo~~~~~

putting this out here because this is way too good anon holy shit i love this sm. though i wouldn’t say that undoing fate reader has this sort of relationship with gotham’s villains/ rogues, this will definitely be a very good what if to write about LOL. also spoilers¿? catwoman, ivy, harley, penguin and two face will definitely make an appearance in undoing fate (probably chapter 8/9/10, haven’t really fully drafted those chapters yet) im not sure if im planning to have the other of gotham’s rogues and villains appear in undoing fate, but this is what i’ve planned so far HAHA

[aaron-yaps]

✨️ Introduction Post ✨️

Thought I would edit this to make it seem more interesting.

Name: Aaron (nicknames are Ron/Ronnie)

Age: Wouldn't u like to know, weather boi (I'm a minor)

Pronouns: He/him + they/them ig??

I've been a practicing pagan witch for abt 5 years now. Probably a satanist too bc they're cool and I agree with their tenants. I do actually practice witchcraft and I do tarot readings (but not for y'all, sorry 😋✌️)

Deities I worship:

☆ Hades

☆ Dionysus

☆ Apollo

☆ Nemesis

☆ Loki

☆ Freyja

☆ Ares

☆ Hermes

Deities I want to worship:

☆ Hephaestus (used to worship him)

☆ Baphomet

☆ Lucifer

☆ Lilith

Asks & DMs are open! (Pls talk to me, I need friends) Also, I'm not taken, so if you're interested... /hj

I'm looking for moots, so here's some stuff abt me!

Fandoms: MHA (not the weird one, I promise), Doctor Who, The Theorist channels, Daz Games, Squid Game

Fave films: Kingsman: The Secret Service, Baby Driver, Sonic The Hedgehog 2, American Psycho, Fantastic Mr Fox, Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse, Scream, The Wild Robot, The Hunger Games, Coraline

Fave books: Solitaire by Alice Oseman, The Hunger Games, Murder Most Unladylike, The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde

Hobbies: art, writing, reading, complaining, watching films, watching anime, rock 'n' roll dancing, baking, drums & singing

Music taste: AJR, Panic! At The Disco, Ricky Montgomery, MARINA, Will Wood, Fall Out Boy, Måneskin, Set It Off, TX2, Seb Lowe, David Bowie, The Cure, Queen, Wham!, Skillet, Sabrina Carpenter, NOAHFINNCE, Madds Buckley, MCR, Blur

Fave shows: Doctor Who, My Hero Academia, Torchwood, Trollhunters, Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, Way of the Househusband, Stranger Things, Squid Game, Alice In Boarderland, Voltron: Legendary Defender, ROTTMNT, Demon Slayer, ASOUE

Random crap: I have ASD & ADHD, I have a twin brother, I do penpaling, I'm in my school's rock band as the singer, I do Musical Theatre and write scripts, I use tone tags

Special interests: Doctor Who, My Hero Academia, demons & angels, the Cardinal sins, witchcraft, Greek Mythology, horror films

Don't interact if you're discriminatory in any way or are gonna try and convert me out of my religion. Anyway, thanks and I hope you enjoy my blog!

[blouisparadise]

Here are some amazing bottom Louis fics that were posted or completed during the month of March. We really hope you enjoy this list. Happy reading!

1) Bloodsucker | Not Rated | 1,738 words

Harry and Louis’ passionate night takes a violent turn.

2) Hell Is A Teenage Boy | Explicit | 1,970 words

In the quiet suburbs of Roswell, the Tomlinson family has new neighbors: Harry and Alice Styles, a lovely and happy couple. Where Louis, a hopeless rebel fell for the man in the suit. Of course, he can't forget his pretty model wife holding his arm. Simple details.

3) Sweet But Psycho Only For You | Mature | 2,728 words

Finding your forever person is something that many dream to do. For some it takes longer than others and the trials it takes to get to that person can be overwhelming. For Harry it was simple. He didn’t have to relive a Shakespearean play or over exaggerated drama to find his love. He met his person at a corner store at 3am yelling at a clerk over cereal and instantly fell in love. It was all so simple. They dated, fought, fucked, moved in together. Oh, so simple. Until it wasn’t.

4) Blue Yarn | Explicit | 2,875 words

Louis was on his hands and knees on their bed, in nothing but the blue jumper Harry had knitted him, arching his back beautifully, fucking himself on… And Harry had to take one step closer before he realized that, outside of Louis’ bum, the end of his thickest knitting needle was poking out. Holy fucking shit. Louis was fucking himself on Harry's knitting needle.

5) To Make a Home Where There Is None | Mature | 3,907 words

Harry shows up and doesn't want to leave. Louis doesn't mind too much.

6) Your Hand In My Hand, So Still And Discreet | Explicit | 4,513 words

“It was about how cold he was under me. How still. It was knowing that even if he had died, even if he was already dead, he would still be mine.” Louis thought he knew each one of his boyfriend’s stories, secrets, and kinks. Turns out Harry was keeping a crucial one hidden away.

7) Haze On The Horizon | Explicit | 6,397 words

“— Louis?” He couldn’t speak. He should hang up. He should’ve never called. His breaths were building into a staccato. “…baby? Are you doing alright? Talk to me, please.” Harry sounded so concerned, and it was quickly weakening his defences. No. No, he wouldn’t. No- “Omega,” Harry called, voice low and just shy of his alpha voice, even through the phone, and Louis just… Louis broke. “I miss you! I-” he cried out, an agonising crack in his voice, a loud sob being ripped from him. “— I need you!” Louis sniffled harshly, slumping, before admitting, quieter, “I need you.” Louis finds himself unexpectedly going into soft heat. Which would’ve been fine, except he is hundreds of miles away from his alpha, Harry, and he needs him. They make it work.

8) Pour Some Sugar (Wax) On Me | Explicit | 11,213 words

Note: This fic has mentions of BH.

“Okay, so I just need you to hug your legs to your chest for me, and we can get started.” Swallowing past the lump that has lodged in his throat, Louis reaches down and grabs his shins, hugging his legs up to his chest, effectively putting his bare asshole, taint, and balls on display.

9) The Room Thief | Not Rated | 12,321 words

Louis: Can I come over? Need your help. Niall: Did someone die? I don’t need to help you bury a body do I? Wait, did you behead one of your alpha flatmates? I hope it was the one that smells like cherries. That is such a weird scent for an alpha. It’s disturbing. And I can’t even smell it. Louis: I’ve just been kicked out. Can I crash on your couch? Niall: Zayn’s in class. I’m here so get over here NOW. Louis: Thanks mate. Gonna pack a few things and will head over. Be there in about a half hour.

10) I Dig Your Cinema | Explicit | 12,930 words

It wasn’t that Louis didn’t want to see Harry’s latest film; it was a tragically pathetic fact that Louis had watched every single show and film, every interview, every red carpet that Harry had done since his ex-boyfriend had decided to leave Uni in the second year and pursue an acting career. It's just that he wanted to watch it on his own, in his flat, with a soft blanket, beer, ice cream, and a large box of tissues.

11) I'll Look After You | Mature | 15,471 words

I mean, when Harry inherited his late uncle's hybrid, he didn't necessarily expect this... Where Louis is a nice hybrid cat who's never lived with anyone but an old man, and who discovers the freedom of living with Harry...

12) I Don’t Want You | Mature | 35,941 words

Louis never wanted to be an omega. He didn’t want to end up like his mother- a submissive omega that married his father in an arranged marriage, and is now living her life as a baby making machine, and a trophy wife who can never voice her opinion- Louis was never the quiet type, he always said exactly what he thought. But life has a funny way of fucking him over and Louis finds himself forced into an arranged marriage with the one and only Harry styles.

13) Hiding Green Smiles | Explicit | 45,227 words

Louis’ heart is racing in his chest. The idea of temporary bonding—letting Harry bite down right on that spot without it being a real bond—makes his mouth go dry. He didn’t even know something like this existed! His mind fills with all the possibilities and questions. What’s it going to feel like? How will it affect his orgasms? How will it affect Harry’s knot? What parts of a bond does it simulate? When Louis goes with Liam to a hidden sex shop, he discovers a new sex toy, the BiteMat, and he can't believe his luck. He loves being bitten, has a biting kink, even, and now he can be bitten over his bonding spot without the fear of anything permanent. He hastily buys it to try with Harry, his friend and roommate, and his regular heat/rut partner for the last eighteen months. They've been friends-with-benefits outside heat or rut for eight months now, and Louis' been desperately in love with Harry for at least five of those months.

14) A Match Into Water | Not Rated | 68,756 words

“So, who’s the guy?” Louis startled at the question, immediately locking his phone and dropping it onto the beanbag cushion below him. This was a topic he desperately wanted to avoid with his friends, but it was bound to happen sooner or later. That didn’t mean he would try to avoid it though. “What guy?” He rushed out, looking at Liza with a dumbfounded expression, trying his best to avoid Niall and Jeremy clearly sharing a knowing look. “You’ve been on your phone nonstop, you’re never on your phone while working. Not to mention, you’re smiling at your phone like a nutter,” Niall pipes up, grinning at him facetiously.

15) I Would Rather Go Blind | Mature | 79,150 words

"What are you doing here, Harry?" Louis asked with confidence, his gaze briefly flickering to Harry's plump lips, a momentary hint of desire flickering in his eyes. "I…" Harry's voice caught in his throat as Louis' gaze travelled downward, coming to rest on his chest. Without hesitation, Louis raised his hands from the desk, bringing them to Harry's chest, helping him button the one he had missed. When he attempted to pull away, Harry's hand shot out and gripped at his wrist. "You're shaking," Louis observed, his eyes shifting to their joined hands before returning to meet Harry's gaze, unwavering. "It's…" Harry cleared his throat. "It's you. You make me… I don't know what is happening to me." "What do you feel?" he whispered, his voice barely audible. "It's… warm," he began, shyly bringing Louis' hand against the centre of his chest over his shirt. "Here." His hand slid down to his stomach, their eyes locked in a powerful gaze. "And here." They remained silent for a moment, both captivated by the intensity of their connection. "Every time you're near me."

16) As Sweet As You Are | Mature | 87,394 words

Note: This fic was deleted and has now been reuploaded.

"Do you not have something more expensive?" The alpha gives him a weird look, resting his hands on the table. "Definitely not something the cost of that shade of blue that are your eyes," he responds effortlessly. "Why is a male omega on his own out in the middle of the woods at this time of night?" Harry speaks, staring intensely at the prince, smirk lingering on his face. "Your kind is rather rare. You should be more careful. There are a lot of rogue alphas around that won't blink until they've knotted and bred you up." The blue eyed omega swallows, shuffling in his seat awkwardly and looking anywhere but the alpha before him. "I ran away from home," Louis admits, occupying himself by taking a sip of the lager instead of thinking about the fact that the alpha hasn't yet taken his eyes off him. "My parents want me to marry someone I do not want to marry, so I ran."

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[perspectivestarters]

Perspective's Sentence Starters; The Great Impersonator (Part III)

ALICE OF THE UPPER CLASS

What happened to the girl I knew?

I think I'm gonna miss my train.

The street signs all look the same.

I think I've been awake for days.

I have no shame.

I'm tired of the upper class.

I wanna go back.

I'm a freak.

Yeah, I'm a psycho.

I'm a monster.

I knew beauty then I lost her.

Can't you see that I'm an imposter?

Where's the fun in doing well?

The good girls never kiss and tell

You're headed to hell in the fast lane.

I know now what I always knew.

I don't belong here, how 'bout you?

I still get punished for good deeds.

NOTHING

Here I am again.

Did everything I thought that I wouldn't.

My heart feels young and my brain feels old.

My boyfriend says that he's just way too good to me.

He's so evil.

He's so mean

My girlfriend hates that I act like she's just make-believe.

You wouldn't understand how complicated I can make it.

I guess it's finally time I should be making up my mind.

I want everyone and everything.

I want control.

I'll give it all to make me whole.

But then I have nothing.

It’s all my fault, I should've known.

This new type of love just isn't for me.

I can't belong to somebody.

LESSONS

I'm alive, that's a plus.

I don't think I'm ready to let go of the rush.

You'll never see the tears I cry.

Once they dry, I'm runnin' to the spotlight.

I don't wanna lose control.

I feel the pressure closin' in.

All alone, all for what?

I don't see someone I can trust.

The blame is only mine.

I'm in a hell of my design.

Now I've run out of time.

I'm the same in every scene.

I should go with my gut.

CHARADES

I know words should make me happy.

Just an empty space I've labeled as "the things that I should love".

All that cuts through is the fear of what I'll lose.

I was born a welfare baby with the blisters in my shoes.

I'd be in trouble if they knew.

I've been confusing afraid and well-behaved.

Been sacrificin' things that I want because I thought that it would make me brave

Nobody answers when I pray

Are you good at charades?

Can you feel the things I'm screamin' even when I cannot say?

I'm quiet most these days.

Doctor told me I'm not invincible.

*Name* told me that they won't be coming around.

The only way that I'll get through is to tell them that I refuse

I got nothing left to lose.

I know exactly how to be alone because it's all I ever knew.

Maybe you and I, we should play.

Should we give it a go, 'cause nobody knows?

At the end of the day, it's just a harmless game.

Well, I don't wanna give it away.

I know you could get it if you paid attention.

AFRAID OF THE DARK (DEMO)

Something in my center wants to bloom like it's a wound.

I better give up soon.

Anything to keep up the illusion that I'm numb.

Is everybody having fun?

Then my work here is done.

Where's all the attention you've been asking for?

Are you afraid of the dark?

I'm whatever you are.

Blame it on my parents or the moon and stars, but maybe I'm just like this.

I still can't find a real life boy.

I am a walking dress up chest.

Staring down my twenties like the barrell of a gun.

Do you see yourself when you look in my eyes?

I'd rather be like you.

[one-annon]

hi I'm annon!!

I started tumblr as a artist but I guess I'm moving onto my writing too - I ask you to please be patient because I'm new to writing x readers n such but I will try my best!!

it's been quite a while since I wrote but I can do like 1k to 2k? longer than that might be a little hard for me (｀□´)

i dont have much else to say about myself! uh, ive been writing for a while now. i also do rps! if youd like to do any rps when the listed characters/movies, feel free to let me know!

my current hyperfixation; saw series!

next movie on my list; silence of the lambs!

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sawyer family (including the game characters!) - texas chainsaw massacre

hewitt family - texas chainsaw masscre remake

jason voorhees - friday the 13th series

michael myers (og and rz) - halloween series

laurie strode/angel myers (og and rz) - halloween series

billy lenz - black christmas 1974 (i will do 2006 version but mostly the 1974 version)

brahms heelshire - the boy

carrie white (and friends) - carrie (og and remakes)

scream team (billy, stu, randy, etc) - scream series (ive only seen 1 and 2 but im making my way through)

harry warden - my bloody valentine (og and remake)

sinclair brothers - house of wax

firefly family - house of 1000 corpses trilogy

dbd characters - dead by daylight

saw characters - any movie! this includes the scott tibbs documentary and saw .5!

herbert west and dan cain - reanimator

patrick bateman - american psycho

edgar, miles, and madeline - electric dreams

hal 9000, frank poole, and dave bowman - 2001: a space odyssey

anyone else you can think of! I'll try my best to learn the character :) these are just everyone I can think of at the moment! I'll do killers and survivors but I know people are more obsessive over the killers lmao

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anything really..I don't have too many boundaries. I can do anything from hcs, scenarios (i.e. how would ____ react to ____?), smut, fluff, angst...the whole works

and even if you're willing to rant to me about your ocs I could whip up a oc x canon story! :)

also, depending on the media, im open to non horror writes!

if you ask me about my interests i will answer with essays! super into space, bugs, and south park! seriously i love these things guys i will talk about them for hours

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really not a lot to add here? maybe like...toilet related stuff for nsfw..

just the usuals - no incest (MAYBE for the sawyers since they are canonically inbred but its very situational), p3dophilia, b3astiality, etc etc

MASTERLIST!

GENERAL TAGS; #MANN GEGEN MANN! ➸ OOC/ANNON (also used for my rp blogs!) ↪ mann gegen mann - rammstein

#AND I KNOW WHY YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY MOTH MAN ➸ annons moths ↪ moth man - dirty bynum

#SEARCHIN! SEEK AND DESTROY! ➸ annons art ↪ seek & destroy - metallica

#my face is long forgotten my face is not my own ➸ ask games (again, also in my rp blogs!) ↪ am i evil? - diamond head

FANDOM TAGS;

#game over! ➸ saw writes ↪ jigsaw, apprentices

#i speak for the dead ➸ jigsaw legacy au ↪ logan nelson

#its a scream baby! ➸ scream writes ↪ stu macher

#you fudgepackers'll be the death of me yet! ➸ TCM writes ↪ drayton sawyer

#hey paul! ➸ american psycho writes ↪ patrick bateman

#hes dead?/not anymore... ➸ reanimator writes ↪ dan cain/herbert west

#love is give not take so im giving you madeline and taking myself away ➸ electric dreams writes ↪ edgar

#im afraid i cant do that dave ➸ space odyssey writes ↪ hal 9000 #you brought your dog? ➸ marble hornets/everymanhybrid writes ↪ alex kraile #dont let the bed drugs bite ➸ the mule writes ↪ det. tom croft #i love watching audiences scream ➸ stanheight stories ↪ leigh whannell lmao

#words are worth a thousand words too ➸ insidious writes ↪ steven "specs" fisher

#and the stars look very different today ➸ space talk ↪space oddity - david bowie

WRITING TAGS;

#HEY HEY HEY HEY! HEY STOOPID! ➸ annon writes ↪ hey stoopid! - alice cooper

#I WASNT EVEN A BILL I WAS JUST AN IDEA ➸ annons hcs ↪ im just a bill - school house rock (cover by deluxx folk implosion) #keeping our eyes close to whats going on on the screen ➸ angst writes ↪ slumber - sløtface

#ive got to have faith faith faith ➸ hurt with comfort writes ↪ faith - george michael (and cover by limp bizkit)

#quit actin like a bitch and makin up excuses ➸ hurt with no comfort ↪ i wish i was a riot grrrl - destructo disk

#call me on the line call me anytime ➸ fluff writes ↪ call me - blondie

#rein raus rein raus ➸ smut writes ↪ rein raus - rammstein

#so much for the golden future i cant even start ➸ annons drabbles ↪ breaking the law - judas priest

yeah! thats kinda it! I'll try to reply and write out requests as fast as I can

credit to; @strangergraphics for the awesome dividers!

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@annons-art

[geffenrecords]

update on my physical media collection (not including books / records ). list of everything shown in the pictures below the cut ⬇️

DVDS:

IT (1990)

it / it chapter two

ready or not

beetlejuice

glee season 1 (sorry)

glee season 2 (SORRY)

jaws

the secret of nimh

jurassic park, the lost world, jurassic park 3

the breakfast club / sixteen candles / weird science (John Hughes collection)

bill & Ted's excellent adventure / bogus journey

flatliners

the lost boys

diary of a wimpy kid

Grey's anatomy season 1 (SORRRYYY)

aliens

alien resurrection

TMNT (honestly idk why I still have this)

the outsiders

trainspotting

over the edge (matt dillon first movie)

Donnie darko

venom

Jennifer's body

jackass number 2

twilight

the karate kid

the princess diaries

fight club

star wars phantom menace, attack of the clones, and revenge of the sith

Narnia the lion the witch and the wardobe

the osbournes season 1

little miss sunshine

spiderman 1, 2, and 3

the amazing spiderman

elephant

Kung fu panda

the passion of the christ

pay it forward

original star wars trilogy

the polar express

a clockwork orange

heathers

life as a house

surfs up

scream

bowling for columbine

hackers

natural born killers

terminator 2

mysterious skin

moonrise kingdom

American idiot Greenday documentary

that was then, this is now

jackass the movie

suicide kings

the matrix

the Goldfinch

the day after tomorrow

speak

stand by me

kids

rumble fish

CDS;

the black parade (mcr)

danger days (mcr)

American idiot (green day)

21st century breakdown (green day)

in love and death (the used)

may death never stop you (mcr)

baby one more time (britney spears)

life on the murder scene dvd / cds

nevermind (nirvana)

dookie (green day)

nimrod (green day)

uno, dos, tre (green day)

nirvana greatest hits

blue weezer

selfish machines (pierce the veil)

collide with the sky (pierce the veil)

three cheers for sweet revenge (mcr)

from under the cork tree (fall out boy)

teens of denial (car seat headrest)

in utero (nirvana)

licensed to ill (beastie boys)

lost and found (mudvayne)

what it is to burn (finch)

slipknot

no strings attached (nsync)

infinity on high (fall out boy)

fallen (evanescence)

green weezer

mellon collie and the infinite sadness (smashing pumpkins)

Tallahassee (the mountian goats)

bleach (nirvana)

in the areoplane over the sea (neutral milk hotel)

the downward spiral (nin)

facelift (alice in chains)

placebo

smash (offspring)

dirt (alice in chains)

peace sells but whos buying ? (megadeth)

garage days (metallica)

folie a deux (fall out boy)

devil put dinosaurs here (alice in chains)

spit (kittie)

alice in chains

incesticide (nirvana)

hot fuss (the killers)

load (metallica)

american beauty / american psycho (fall out boy)

among the living (anthrax)

oops i did it agian (britney spears)

viva la cobra (cobra starship)

almost here (the academy is...)

kill em all (metallica)

and justice for all (metallica)

lets knife (shonen knife)

lithium single (nirvana)

ride the lightning (metallica)

homemade bullets cd my dad made for me for christmas using scans he found online :)

nirvana unplugged

killings my business (megadeth)

enema of the state (blink182)

take off your pants and jacket (blink182)

pretty hate machine (nin)

screaming for vengeance (judas priest)

fabulous disaster (exodus)

let go (avril lavigne)

hidden treasures (megadeth)

dude ranch (blink182)

there be squabbles ahead (stolen babies)

master of puppets (metallica)

the black album (metallica)

twilight soundtrack

neighborhoods (blink182)

south of heaven (slayer)

blink-182

angst (kmfdm)

adios (kmfdm)

nevermind the bollocks, heres the sex pistols (sex pistols)

hybrid theory (linkin park)

the lion and the cobra (sinead o connor)

seasons in the abyss (slayer)

reign in blood (slayer)

meteroa (linkin park)

anything is (my bloody valentine)

CASSETTE TAPES:

pearl harbor attack story

music from hungary

so far so good so what (megadeth)

the four seasons (vivaldi)

concerti (vivaldi)

hangin' tough (new kids on the block)

tchaikovsky / liszt paino concertos

bach flute sonata

mozart symphonies

cats musical

days of future passed (the moody blues)

60s surf hits

doomsday for the deciever (flotsam and jetsam)

st elmos fire soundtrack

phantom of the opera highlights

defenders of the faith (judas priest)

VHS:

a year and a half in the life of metallica (original 80s tape from my dad!)

cliff em all (also original 80s tape from my dad )

walking with dinosaurs bbc

dead poets society

the lost boys

flatliners

family values 1998 tour (korn, limp bizkit, ice cube, rammstien, orgy)

attack of the clones

aliens

the terminator

hackers

not pictured are my books (way too many and way too unorganized to actually take pictures of), and my records. im not big into record collecting but i do have;

life on the murder scene soundtrack

three cheers for sweet revenge

the black parade is dead!

kill em all

master of puppets

[just-some-random-blogger]

idc idc here are my reactions to the new trailerssssss via (really long) shitpost RAAHHHHHHHH

*also i took the liberty and tagged some people in some parts lmao*

starting with the black trailer cos duhh i wanna see daemon lmao

starting off strong w caraxes (this is caraxes right?? 😭😭😭) honestly he ate that up. he like me fr. him screaming is how i reacted to his dad 😋

this shot is stunning. looking into the fire. the ominous sounds. (side note the fucking audio dialogue crunch wtf was that editing hbo??? the noise that harshly faded after she spoke ???????? AHHAHAH i can't blame you my audio be like that too)

HAHAHHAAAH HIS LIL SPIN HAS ME GAGGED HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HES SUCH A LIL BOY @azperja UR BOY IS WILDING HAHHAAHAHAH LMAOOOOOOOO

im a simple girl i see daemon i screech @em-writes-stuff-sometimes ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IS THIS CREGAN STARK ASFLJKHASFLKHASFLHASFH👹👹👹👹 NEXT TO BABY GIRL JACAERYS STRONG LOOK AT HIS BABY GIRL LIPS IDK @valeskafics THIS LOOKS LIKE IT CAME OUT ONE OF YOUR FICS?????? AM I ABOUT TO MAKE A JACE FIC????? HELPPPP

gWAYNEEE?????? HIGHTOWER????????????? RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WITH HIS SLUTTY LIL BUSTED LIP?????????????? why are you in the blacks trailer tho?????????? who did you fuck up??? who fucked you up???????? omG IF YOU AND DADDY DAEMON FIGHT 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦

CUNT-C-CUNT-C-CUNT-CUNT. he is swag. he is emo. he is killing all the aemond girlies. @ewanmitchellcrumbs i have nothing to say to you other than hi how ya doin

and im a very simple girl 😋😋😋😋

i dont like the mourning girls ))): LEAVE MY GIRLS ALONE ☹

i would bend the knee to you daddy REEEEEEEEEEEEEE @em-writes-stuff-sometimes SHOULDER SHOT IN LIEU OF A CROTCH SHOT??????????????????

her dialogue 😫😫😫 ate. as it remains rhaenys is the only one with the braincell in this psycho barbie house and we love her for that

CUNT-C-CUNT-C-CUNT-CUNT. SHE SERVED SO HARD FUCKKKKK

now the green trailer

MY SAD GIRL LEAVE HER ALONE. congrats on having (one of) your oppressor(s) die tho (: it must be mentally tolling ):

[in response to alicent's dialogue] ok but you also knew viserys was delulu to the core????? he did the whole horse analogy to defend rhaenyra which was INSANE. 😔 its kinda sad you believe that in his dying breath he wanted to reconcile with you but even then he didnt give a fuck 💔💔💔💔💔 sorry alicent

ok but .... 👀👀👀👀👀👀 otto lookin kinda scruptious !!! @ewanmitchellcrumbs WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME??!?!?! tbh no regrets 😋😋 more food for me

I KNOW I ALREADY REACTED TO THIS BUT HAHAHAHAHA ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY HES SO UNSERIOUS WITH THE TWIRL. AND THE CAPTION IS PERFECT WAHAHAH VISERYS ROLLIN IN HIS GRAVE TO KNOW THIS IDIOT SUCEEDED HIM AND HONESTLY AEGON ATE WITH THAT. THE ULTIMATE REVENGE 😫😫😫 SERVE KING GIVE US NOTHING AND GIVE US CUNT ALL AT ONCE HAHAHHAHA @azperja AHHAH WALA LANG TAG LANG KITA ULIT HAHHAH

@em-writes-stuff-sometimes no but the SHOULDER SHOT IM BEING SO SERIOUS RN ITS SOOO RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hes salty because daemon and him are fighting again 😔💔 ASLKFHASF NO BUT WHY HE LOOK SO MAD???🤨🤨 HAHAHHAHHAH (ok fine fine hes mad because theyre about to go to war. id be mad too)

I DONT KNOW im taking a wild guess here. . . is this alys? ........... ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? idk idk i dont know enough about asoiaf to be guessing tbh

hes so dramatic. arent you the same man that begged your younger brother to let you flee and be rid of this burden? smh. had the crowds screaming your name once and now you think ur a rockstar. its ok ur @azperja's rockstar 😋

this line has me gagged 😭😭🤣🤣 GO KING. GO FUCK UP YOUR FAM AND THE REST OF THE SEVEN REALMS AS CASUALTY. i cant take him seriously. i cant 💀💀💀 YOURE THE GUY THAT JERKED OFF BY THE WINDOW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 CRYINGGGGGGGGGGG and the fact this scene is directly followed by him showcasing his mommy issues 😔 poor pathetic meowmeow

STOPPP 💀💀💀💀✋✋✋✋✋ I CANT TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY EITHER. HE SAW DAEMON CHOP UP VAEMONDS HEAD AND HAS BEEN HORNY EVER SINCE.

oh wait fuck i forgot he killed lucerys 💀💀💀💀💀😬😬😬😬 asfhlashfhsafhasf wAIT HE KNOWS DAEMON IS COMING FOR HIM WAIT LASFHHASFHASFFASOHASF WAITTT IT JUST CLICKED HES SCARED FUCK FUCK FUCK

hes so fucking hot what the fuck @ewanmitchellcrumbs i get why you dedicated an entire blog for this man. felt. BUT WHY WAR? LEMME BRAID UR HAIR INSTEAD???????? STOBIT

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 STOP HURTING ALICENT WHAT THE FUCK STOP IT

IDK WHO SHE IS BUT SHE ATE. IS THAT A STAG I SEE ARE YOU A BARATHEON SLAYYYYYYY..... is she a she or is he a he i... i cant tell. either way v pretty v intrigued

?????????????????????????? WHY HE LOOK YASSIFIED IN THIS 💀💀💀 sOBBING

i HATE the fact they cut his hair. cole is now 10x more unbearable what the fuck. JUSTICE FOR FABIEN he had such pretty hair

❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ men that crave war are the scabs of society

HONESTLY HOW IS VHAGAR (this is vhagar right????) NOT RIPPING HER WINGS MORE WHEN SHE FLIES?????? THE HOLESSSSS ARE INSANEEEEEE

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 women

both of these trailers ending with their support for their preferred monarch is such a slay detail to add. THEY SHOULD RELEASE THE SHOW SOONER

[starrynightmuse]

HOTD Inktober

Hey guys, I am planning to draw some halloween inspired art for our favorite HOTD characters. Keep in mind, I'm a busy college student so I might not finish all these by Halloween — I might not even complete the list at all — but I'll try to draw for as many days as I can and drag the challenge out into November to give me more time. This is my first time participating in Inktober and I'm soooo excited 😁

Here is what I have currently planned (subject to change):

All Hail the Pumpkin King: Aegon as Jack Skellington

Down the Rabbit Hole: Helaena as Alice in Wonderland

Hellfire: Aemond and his son as Frollo and Baby Quasimodo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Stitches: Alicent as Sally the Ragdoll

Black is Such A Happy Color: Rhaenyra and Daemon as Morticia and Gomez Addams

Nyctophilia: Aemond as an Edgy!Biker

Nevermore: Jace and Baela as Nevermore Academy students

"Why So Serious?": Daemon as the Joker.

Psycho: Young Rhaenyra as Harley Quinn

Something Wicked This Way Comes: Hogwarts AU? Witchy vibes? We shall see.

Little Mermaid: Alicent as Dark!Ariel

Murder House: for some reason I want to see Aegon as Tate Langdon

Dead Men Tell No Tales: Aemond as a Dark!Pirate

Freak Show: I'm thinking something with Helaena and her twins...

The Overlook Hotel: Baela and Rhaena as the twins from The Shining

Hawkins, Indiana circa 1983: Stranger Things AU

"I, myself, am strange and unusual" : Aegon as Beetlejuice and Helaena as Lydia

Til Death Do Us Part: Helaena as Corpse Bride

The Count: Aemond as Dracula

"Nothing here is vegetarian": Daemon as Hannibal Lecter

Mystery Incorporated: Alicent as Daphne Blake

Ice Cold: Rhaenyra as Jadis from Narnia

Haunted Mansion AU

The Phantom of the Opera: Viserys and Alicent as the Phantom and Christine

“I am malicious because I am miserable. Am I not shunned and hated by all mankind?”: Aemond as Frankenstein's monster

Underworld: Aemond as Charon, the Ferryman of the Dead, or Daemon as Hades.

Barbenheimer: this is going to be a piece for the 3rd generation characters...

Dia de los Muertos: Alicent and Rhaenyra as sugar skulls

221B Baker St: Jace and Luke as Sherlock and John.

Voodoo: I want to see Aemond as Dr. Facilier from The Princess and the Frog

The Headless Horseman: Criston as a headless horseman.

Some additional ideas that I might use as backups for inspiration:

— Zombie!Lucerys

— Helaena as Dark!Sleeping Beauty

— Alicent as Ophelia from Hamlet

— American Midwest Gothic AU of Alicent and her kids (they have the vibes, am I right or am I right?)

— Alicent and Aemond as Norma and Norman Bates

— Aemond as Michael Myers

— Tale As Old As Time: Aemond as The Beast

(Can you tell I love drawing Aemond and Alicent?)

I also want to draw Alys as Malificent, Esmeralda (Hunchback of Notre Dame), Jennifer (Jennifer's body), or Bellatrix Lestrange (and also a spooky drawing of her summoning Ghost!Aemond) but it's gonna be hard because we don't know how Gayle Rankin is gonna look in her Alys getup and how her vibes are going to be on screen. So I suppose I'll just have to postpone all my art ideas for her til next Halloween. This goes for Cregan Stark, Gwayne Hightower, and Alyssane Blackwood too. (Ugh, I have a spooky idea for Cregan that goes something along the lines of "there's something lurking under the ice".)

[be-side-my-self]

Rewatch of ONLY Murders In The Building to prepare for season 4 (V)

<Part I> // <Part II> // <Part III> // <Part IIII>

Block #OMITBRewatch if you don’t want to read notes that will have spoilers up to seasons 3. Just to make it clear, while quoting, I use M, O, C for the main characters.

Also I’m putting this under a read more because it gets long. (also, also this is the fifth part and I finally added "only" to the title.)

S2 E7

Episode of Mabel.

There is Theo and that is a really nice apartment.

M: "Is that me? Did I stab someone? Again?"

Detective Williams baby is so cute! Keith.

Mabel: "Nice accesory." Theo: *Looks down at his ankle* Mabel: "You steal jewelery from dead people, and the state gives you and anklet. Kind of poetic." Theo: *slams the mug, pissed off.*

THEO DIMAS I'm deaf. I write, or use ASL _I catch only 1/3 of what you say,_ through lip-reading.

*insert that video from american psycho about the business cards.

Theo: "When you got off the train, you were in shock so I took you to my place like creep."

Theo is really nice.

Detective Williams is so great.

.... they are so stupid it's amazing... but also that apartment is poorly soundproofed

Talking about a two-men job on the toilet is a really weird thing to say.

M: "Ah, yes. The adventures of a teenage grave robber. Got it."

Theo likes the simple solutions. Nice.

Someone with frustration is playing Whak-a-mole

Crane game... my sister is so good at it. Better than Theo.

So, how did he manage to get the ring in the crane-game? Sleight of hand? He could have put it in there when Mable did not look.

Oliver probably has probably flash-back to the time Will was a baby.

The dads are consulting.

Oh Mabel :(

Of course she is angry, her dad is dying and he can't keep his promises and she does not know.

Uh oh... glitter.

That is such a good scene.

So, the background on Mable's phone... is that her fursona?

Omg... please... I know you need to look at the lips Theo, but please look at the street.

M: "Thank you for stealing my fish."

Oh right! A blackout!

S2 E8

Sith-Avenue Slasher

Something about this was correct...

Also love the fan-made merch. All the tie-die stuff.

You always get Oliver with dips.

Howard! Go for it!!

Psycharatist: "There may be more to life than cats."

... lmao Charles and Oliver bonding over the guy who operated their knees. Besties.

Howard: "Sevenlyn Marie Morris, num num!"

Smooth, Howard!

It's actually nice to see some side-characters in that episode...

Howard and that other guy are a match made in heaven... pity it does not last :/

Also the scene with Nina and the door-man is really good.

Oh... the whole house singing sound of silence. That is such a nice scene.

:(

Mabel takes the dips with her!

lmao everyone getting drunk in the lobby XD

M: "But why are you here? Other than interrogating teenage girls? Detective Kreps: "That's just one part of the job I happen to like."

YIKES YIKES YIKES

The GLITTER!!

S2 E9

Rose Cooper and Leonora Folger are the same person iirc.

Well the alimony is probably partly your fault, Kreps.

Kreps: "And she, or he, if that is your thing, they smile at you, and your whole goddamn universe turns upside down. And that's when shit gets really crazy."

M: "That is ASL for glitter." C: "Oh, that is kind of fun."

Congrats Oliver! You are the father!

O: "There's no real difference. All the European countries are esentially the same."

... boy.

Hey, Alice!

As I said, I did not like Alice but this is really tragic. It would have been nice for Mabel to have an artist as a girlfriend.

Oh lol... Rose just acted like she was Leonora.

And... now I think I remember that Oliver is lying about being greek... but it's a white lie?

25 Willow Dr Lake Placid New York

"Excessive Force Fighting Gym" ... that sounds fun and not serious at all. But gosh the upcoming scene is so good.

Hey, Teddy!

Lmao... Oliver just going for Teddy's throat.

O: "You're my son's father, you piece of shit!"

Kreps: "If I'm so stupid, how come I was able to land the smartes woman on the planet?"

It they weren't murderers their story would have been kinda cute.

Teddy: "Ow!" O: "Can I get you something!? Coffee? Water? A swift kick in the dick?" Teddy: "Look, Oliver, let me explain--" O: "Oh no, no, no. You know you don't have to. I was up all night talking to Roberta. She told me what happened." Teddy: "Did she tell you it only happened once?" O: "She said twice." Teddy: "One night, two times." O: "Well, now you're just bragging."

Mabel figures it out but comes to the wrong conclusion... I mean I would too.

Teddy's whole family was a bunch of crooks.

Teddy: "Aren't we square at this point? You send me to jail, I fuck your wife?"

Well, shit.

S2 E10

I remember that I really enjoyed the episode.

Poppy really had a shitty life.

The Mayor... yikes, yikes, yikes...

Cinda is such a bitch.

O: "Torture? Can we torture her? Charles, get your concertina and whatever you consider your 10 most intersting stories." C *rubbing his nose with his middle finger*: "Hm, let me just muse on that, uh, for a second." O *smirks*: "Mm."

No, Oliver it does not feel like a finale yet... but at least we got to see Poppy's background story.

M: "Oliver, what did we agree on?" O: "You and Charles do the talking."

I know people who are disgusted by the inside of the tomatoe but also someone who gets an allergic reaction when eating unprocessed tomatoes. I on the other hand can eat a tomatoe like an apple. And I enjoy it.

Liverwurst? Yum. Marmelade? Yum. Togther? ... nonono

Uma is great.

Lester's (Doorman) story is hardcore.

Oliver is so fast with giving away Charles' money.

O: "The sexual energy between you two was obvious. I'd say more, but this is a family murder podcast."

Charles and Oliver doing slow motion is so hilarious.

Don't waste food.

... love how Mabel ist using the ego of Poppy to confess.

Holy shit what a scene.

I remember the first time I saw that I was so freaked out.

And the fact that Cinda is now complimenting Mabel...

Again... if they weren't murderers, I would have wished Krebs and Poppy all the best.

C: "Hallelujah! It's a miracle cure!" Lucy: "Nice. you got de-dementia'd."

LMAO... How Charles tries his best to ask out Joy and luckily she understands his grunts.

Pity, that the mural is painted over.

Also it seems like Mabel and Alice stayed friends at least. Maybe dated some longer, who knows?

Awww... Will and Oliver having a moment.

I screamed when I saw Paul Rudd in that role.

But like what kind of ass do you have to be to get on the bad side of Charles?

*dramatic yodeling*

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

hiii 🐊🐊

any lyrics for Florida?

Why ofc my friend! Here ya go:

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-"I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad! The craziest friend that you've ever had! You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone! Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong!~" (from "Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez)

-"I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation! Living in the past, it's a new generation! A girl can do what she wants to do and that's what I'm gonna do! An' I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation! Oh no, not me!~" (from "Bad Reputation" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts)

-"How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally! How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny! How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally! How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be?~" (from "How Bad Can I Be" by Ed Helms)

-"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine~ You make me happy, when skies are grey~ You’ll never know dear, how much I love you~ Please don’t take, my sunshine away!~" (from "You Are My Sunshine" by whoever wrote it cuz idk who did)

Explanations:

1. Florida is crazy. That’s it. He loves the chaos and he loves to see fear in people’s eyes. Also cuz like- Alice In Wonderland? Mad Hatter? Yeah.

2. He honestly couldn’t give two flying sh*ts about his reputation. Other than the fact that he likes to be known as "Florida-Man". He ain’t gonna let nobody boss him tf around. Unless it’s Louisiana or someone he loves is in danger. Then maybe he’ll consider following orders.

3. I don’t think he understands that some of the sh*t he does is morally incorrect or questionable. So he’s gonna strive to do the worst. Maybe. Idk, this song just fits him perfectly somehow.

4. No explanation needed other than he’s the "Sunshine" State.

[ouatnextgen]

Curious Archer/ Mad Archer Ship Headcanons

One of two canon Next Gen ships, Alice Swan-Jones and Robyn Hood/Mills!

These two were one of the only things I liked about S7. Initially, I wasn't going to have Alice here at all, since I took the multiverse out of my re-write, but I love her waaaay too much to cut her out.

Tropes: True Love || Hopeless flirts || Fairytale romance || Love at first sight || The grumpy one falls for the sunshine one || Protective Couple

Songs: Dead Sea- The Lumineers || Mess is Mine- Vance Joy || Yellow- Coldplay || Still Into You- Paramore || Love Me Like You Do- Ellie Goulding || All of Me- John Legend

Headcanons Under the Cut: (Changes from canon) (Also keep in mind I changed Alice's parents to Killian and Emma in this AU)

Since both girls are teenagers in this AU, their relationship is going to have a different dynamic than in canon when they are both adults. I just wanted to make it clear that I’m not trying to infantilize Alice due to her mental illness or time stuck in the tower, but because she and Robyn are still teens, and it’s only been a year since Alice escaped her tower.

They met a year after Alice escaped from her tower. Since they had Snowing’s “I caught you in a net” meeting in canon, I gave them the “smacked you with a rock” meeting for this AU.

Alice ended up in Storybrooke, trying to find her lost family. Robyn saw her and thought she was a spy, chasing her down and tackling her in the woods. Robyn was surprised that she was a (pretty) girl, and Alice wacks her with a tree branch to escape. True love, baby.

After everything settles, they do a formal introduction: “I’m Robyn Hood. The new Robin Hood, anyway. The old one was my dad.” “New Robin…so Nobyn Hood?” “...no.”

Robyn was a goner from minute one. Unfortunately, she can’t flirt for shit. Alice, on the other hand, flirts by just being herself, which makes Robyn incredibly flustered, which makes her flirting worse, and on the cycle goes.

Alice knows that Robyn likes her, but she finds herself being cautious about growing close to anyone, not wanting her “bad days” to ruin any relationships she might have in Storybrooke.

Once Alice gets settled at Storybrooke High, Robyn takes it upon herself to show her the ropes and protect her from any perceived slight. Faces have, and will be, punched.

Everything is slow for them, as Alice has never been in a relationship (of any kind), and Robyn is trying reeeeeally hard not to fuck this up.

Robyn calls Alice “Tower Girl,” “Lovely,” and “Starlight,” because she’s a sap. Alice calls Robyn “Nobin,” “Yobin (Robyn with a ‘Y’),” and “Love,” because she is also a sap.

The first time Alice has a “bad day” in front of Robyn, she freaks out and thinks that Robyn will think she’s a psycho and leave. Instead, Robyn talks with Alice and comes up with plans to help her during her “bad days,” and episodes.

Alice has dragged Robyn out of bed to go stargazing with her more than once. True to form, Robyn complains, but she won’t ever say no to Alice’s smile.

They practice their magic together, though Alice is much more gifted than Robyn. Robyn tries not to let that get to her.

Alice’s favorite activity is to watch Robyn do archery. She loves how focused and passionate she gets.

Robyn’s never been all that touchy-feely, but Alice is touch starved from being alone in a tower since she was twelve. Robyn suddenly becomes VERY touchy-feely. With Alice, at least.

Robyn has previously dated Alex Boyd, before they came out as aroace, but that ended real quick, much to Robyn’s heartbreak. Alice hasn’t dated anyone, but during her time in Wonderland, developed a crush on Will and Anastasia’s daughter, Penny, which never went anywhere.

Both Robyn and Alice knew pretty early on that they were Not Straight. Robyn had a brief stint when she was considering she might be bisexual, but decided that lesbian fit her better. Alice just flat-out knew she liked girls when she accidentally conjured some non-heterosexual romance books while trapped in her tower.

Zelena, Regina, and Emma (and Robin, when he comes back to life) all ship the heck out of them. Killian, old fashioned man that he is, is concerned, but comes around eventually.

[chrislaplante]

🖊 — any tattoos?

🧶 — any non-writing hobbies/interests?

📺 — favorite movie(s) and/or tv show(s)?

🤔 — what genre(s)/theme(s) do you struggle to write the most?

💯 — share three random facts about yourself that your mutuals may not know about you.

⟩ any tattoos? nope. plenty of ideas, tho. problem is, with this kind of thing i'm indecisive as hell - and, get easily bored of looking at something/the same thing for a long time (my hair is proof of this, i recently chopped it all off). but anyway, been thinking of finally getting around some of those ideas i've had for over a decade.

⟩ any non-writing hobbies/interests? traditional art. i.e., sketching, drawing, yadda yadda yadda. i'm currently struggling with making the transition into digital art... i'd say music, too, but, i haven't touched my guitar in ages.

⟩ favorite movie(s) and/or tv show(s)? ok so, bc of the 9 movies meme you sent me, i'll name different ones on here. the lost boys, beetlejuice, edward scissorhands, donnie darko, into the wild, split, first blood (rambo), school of rock, the sixth sense, the terminator, the sword in the stone, bambi, dumbo, alice in wonderland, the land before time, awake, rosemary's baby, psycho, the exorcism of emily rose, brainscan, i am not a serial killer, the craft, foxfire, jeepers creepers, secret window, candyman, sinister, insidious, the texas chainsaw massacre (remake), salem's lot (remake), rose red, gus van sant's last days, my soul to take, carrie, primal fear, misery, veronica, hannibal rising, the silence of the lambs, serial mom, natural born killers, death proof, kill bill (1 & 2), constantine, hell fest, the addams family (both 90s flicks), hard candy, the cabinet of dr caligari, twisted nerve, paranormal activity, the blair witch project, the watcher, empire records, behind the mask (leslie vernon), twister, scream (franchise), pet sematary (1 & 2), child's play (franchise), friday the 13th (franchise), a nightmare on elm street (franchise), halloween (franchise), and gone girl. shows. sons of anarchy, tales from the crypt, criminal minds, dexter, the mandalorian, obi wan kenobi, book of boba fett, andor, hannibal, ahs (first two seasons), bates motel, freakylinks, the x-files, sabrina the teenage witch, ranma 1/2, sailor moon, fullmetal alchemist, death note, renegade, highlander, 21 jumpstreet, bob's burgers, the simpsons, south park, catfish, hoarders, intervention, true life, the crow: stairway to heaven, ghost hunters, ghost adventures, seinfeld, friends, the glory, the girl from nowhere, dinosaurs, the toys that made us, the movies that made us, ju-on: origins, the end of the f**king world, being human (uk), six feet under, buzzfeed unsolved, the exorcist, etc. as you can see, i've too many.

⟩ what genre(s)/theme(s) do you struggle to write the most? smut. lol

⟩ share three random facts about yourself that your mutuals may not know about you. hm. i've a congenital heart condition and have had three open heart surgeries for it. english is my second language so, the occasional grammatical error will occur (in? on? english is stupid). aaaaand, true crime hits a lil too close to home (long story, maybe another time lol).

[suckitsurveys]

How old were you when you learned how to drive? I learned when I was 16, but I didn’t get my license til I was 21.

Have you ever been to a baby shower? What was the baby’s name? I’ve been to a few and also threw two of them for my nieces before they were born.

What mode of transport did you take to high school? My mom drove me.

Name a personality trait of yours that you like. I like my sense of humor.

Name something about your physical attraction that you dislike. My stomach.

What’s in your purse right now? All my shit. I don’t feel like listing.

Do you vote in your country’s elections? Yes.

What was your first kiss like? Gross.

Shuffle your music and skip twice. What song is playing? Psycho - Post Malone.

Have you ever been a freelancer? No.

What mood were you in when you woke up today? I was mad. I didn’t wanna be awake.

What story is your bedroom on? We have the basement apartment.

What gifts do you usually receive at Easter? I don’t anymore.

Do you use a planner to keep track of your life? I use my phone mostly.

Who was the last person you sent an email to? A coworker.

Are there any posters in your bedroom? There is one I haven’t hung up yet from the Jon, John, and Pete show I saw in Boston.

What was your favourite fairytale as a kid? Alice in Wonderland.

Is there anything in your freezer that you really need to get rid of? I just cleaned it out last week.

Have you ever played Second Life? Nope.

What do you like about the town or city you live in? There’s always a ton of stuff to do and the proximity to beaches/the lake is really nice.Also the food.

What do you dislike about the town or city you live in? The people lol.

Are your parents good cooks? Yes, my dad is a pretty good cook. My mom’s cooking was decent as well.

What’s the first thing you notice about a person? Depends on the person.

Have you ever been to a chiropractor? Did you like it? I have not.

What is your favourite museum? I like the Chicago History museum and the Art Institute.

Do you know anyone who is an actor? My sister’s friend is.

Have your wisdom teeth come through yet? Yup, I had them removed about 6 years ago. I only grew three, which is odd.

How many weddings have you been to? Aside from my own, four that I can remember.

Do you watch Youtube? What channels do you like? It’s rare now a days, but I have been watching videos related to the downfall of Colleen Ballinger here and there. I also like Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart’s channels, and also Grav3yard Girl.

What’s your alcohol of choice? I don’t drink much now a days but I love pina coladas and sake.

Have you ever used a public pay phone? Yeah way back in the day.

Which one item would you save from your burning house? My three kitties.

Do you have a Twitter account? Yes. It’s suckit_nerds.

What is your hair like right now? It’s greasy af.

How do you like your eggs cooked? I like eggs in general but my favorite way to eat them is deviled. 

What’s the longest you’ve been without showering? Close to a week. Depression is fun sometimes.

Name one of your guilty pleasure songs. I don’t really have “guilty” pleasure songs but I am a little embarrassed to admit I like MGK lol.

Have you ever made an item of clothing? I have. I took a sewing class in high school.

What was the most expensive bill you paid within the last month? Rent if that counts.

[asoiafzambi]

So let's go through this ...

Rhaenys: I wouldn't say "whatever" happend to her, because I'm a wuss, but it's entirely unsurprising that "something" happend to her and kinda hilarious that Aegon and Visenya cry like babies about it.

Rhaenyra: In the books no great loss, but on the show I gotta say no, they are way too entertaining.

Show!Alicent: Yeah, sad. They could have toned her down a little (she is insufferable in the books) without changing every fucking thing about her.

Blood & Cheese: I'm absolutely with you there, but that makes us psychos or something. (It's horrible sure, but the overreactions to this - and the RW btw - make me blink.)

Jaehaerys: Yup. When Maegor is less woman-hating than you, you are absolutely fucked.

Alysanne: Not far of by all means and an insane hypocrite.

Bittersteel: Fuck yeah, Team Bracken ftw! To be fair, I just fucking hate Bloodraven. Nasty wizard pos. (Can't wait for the Blackfyre rebellion adaption so I can be on the unpopular side again.)

Dany: Uh-oh. Well, if GRRM would have let her do it herself maybe people would have gotten it then, that she was going to totally lose it at some point? Yeah, I'm one of those people who got those vibes here, even without her doing it herself. But I never cared for Dany, since her character screamed "doomed to fail in her objective" from the start.

Elia and kids: That situation existing was definitely the elopers fault.

Rhaegar: Dumbest nerd ever. And we're talking Targaryens here.

Daemon: 🤬🤬🤬 Who the fuck came even up with this bullshit? Look, you can hate Daemon all you want, he is a total fucktard, but that just so dumb. They are his grand-nephews! Even if I wanted to do a EvolDaemonCrack-AU I would let him kill Aegon the Younger and Viserys in favor of the Strong boys instead, that's how ridiculous I think this is.