#PSPSPSPSPS KUROO

[blackjacksmemeclinic]

[etherrreal]

pspspspsps new kuroo fic dropping tonight 👀 here’s a little sneak peek! -Dawn

update: the fic is out! you can read it here <3

“So,” he starts, and heaven help you, even his voice is attractive— god really does have favorites, doesn’t he? “You come here often?”

It’s meant to be a joke while also being so ridiculously lame that you actually scoff out loud. But his smile is warm and his eyes are pretty and bright even in the glow of the flickering street lamps, so you laugh, too.

And maybe it’s because it’s probably the corniest line he could’ve approached you with, or maybe it’s because your night has already been pretty ridiculous so far, but suddenly you can’t stop laughing. Which, of course, inevitably ends with you snorting so loud even Misaki and her vomiting bush neighbor have to pause in their endless upchucking to wonder what the hell just happened, because that’s how unexpected and just generally unappealing it sounded.

You slap a hand over your mouth instantly, embarrassment burning a path across your cheeks and all the way up to your ears as the unfairly attractive and no doubt taken aback stranger blinks at you. Your gazes lock, the two of you almost comically wide-eyed —him in surprise, you in mortification— and then he’s grinning at you, letting out a cackle that is somehow louder and even more embarrassing than yours. You’re not sure if he does it to comfort you or if your snort was really just that hilarious, but it makes you giggle all the same.

For a moment you wonder what kind of sight the two of you must make: smiling and laughing together like you’ve known each other for years while your friends continue to throw up into the bushes only inches away from you. Then you decide you don’t really care, because this little exchange has already been more fun than you thought you would have tonight, and you haven’t even spoken to each other yet.

When your laughter finally dies down, he offers you another smile that has no business being as attractive as it is and introduces himself. “I’m Kuroo.”

[okaywa]

*pspspspsps at Kenma*

*kuroo comes instead*

[foxyyychan]

🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

🕯 kuroo anon 🕯

🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

PSPSPSPSPS SOMEONE

[petriquors]

the "this is maria bait" tag ldskahgksd

I--....yeah. good tag.

fishin' for maria. or, better yet, you know that sound you make when you're trying to call for a cat? the pspspspsp sound? that's what i picture when i think of maria bait! :D

i think of suga on a string like a cat wand so you’re genuinely not that far off!

except sometimes it’s yams. and kuroo snuck in there once. i’m a very simple lady.

[frogtanii]

KUROO!!!! LETS GOOO!! PSPSPSPPSPS intensifies

I swear im addicted to your works and nsjxjdjjddb i rlly do hope your taking care of urself!!

I feel like a detective trying to guess how the redemption arcs goes but so far my brain is trying its best😔✊

-🍮 (♥ó㉨ò)ﾉ♡

ur so sweet love!!!!!! PSPSPSPSP

[milks-writings]

Can I request something with Nekoma? Like the reader is their manager and calls them: pspspspsp and they actually come and/or pay attention? I think that would be funny. (Headcanon format please) like how each would react and such, thank you so much if you do haha

I hope I understood it well anon, if I misunderstood you can always send another request and I will rewrite it! :)

☆*.:｡.✿ Headcanons: 

Nekomas Manager calling them over and they actually react/ pay attention:

☆*.:｡.✿ 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤: swearing

Tetsurō Kuroo

This little sly bitch

He knew you called him because you thought he wouldn‘t react

So he walked up to you

„Y/N-chan, why did you call?“

HOW DID HE KNOW???

„ehh-“

„hahhahaha are you embarrassed?“

„shut up!“

you were embarrassed but honestly who wouldn‘t be?

„I only called you because I wanted to tell you that your bedhair looks worse than yesterday“

„you mean hotter?“

„oH fuck off-“ 

Nobuyuki Kai

He was surprised you called him over

„what‘s wrong?“

totally calm about it and you are totally not calm

He actually came??

„uHHH-“

„sorry, I didn‘t mean to startle you“

He is so polite omg

„No no its fine, I am sorry. I forgot I hope I didn‘t bother you“

he only nods and smiles a little before walking off again

Morisuke Yaku

After he comes over, he immediately asks if you called him because someone of the team bothered you

„no no none did“

„oh then I am glad, why did you call me then?“

„I uh-“

He only laughs a little „it‘s okay, you seem like you forgot“

“yeah I forgOT” you didn’t even know what to tell him

he is so chilled and nice, also asks you if you ate enough because he is mom™

Taketora Yamamoto

He gets so nervous when you call him over

And like he will apologize for nothing to have not to talk to you, not that he hates you, he just can‘t find the strength to speak to you

„oh, you didn‘t do anything wrong, don‘t worry“

he is so glad aldjfys

Someone please safes him

Kenma Kozume

Bold of you to assume he would actually react

that‘s it, that‘s the headcanon

Shōhei Fukunaga

Since he is usually quiet he is really surprised when you call him over

And you are surprised he came

So you only stare at each other before he suddenly laughs

He made a funny thing up in his head

„uh, sorry I didn‘t mean to disturb you“

He only nods and smiles and leaves again

He is literally quieter than you thought

Sō Inuoka

Boy is so excited that you actually called him over

An excited puppy

„You called me y/n-chan?“You are totally in awe

So you only nod and ask him to do something like help with the bottles to not disappoint him

You two end up filling the bottles for the others

You thank him and he is just like

„No need, I am glad I could help!“

Protect him please

Tamahiko Teshiro

After he came over, you were first confused af

„you called me“

oH

„You didn‘t think I would react, right?“

He is so observant, of course, he noticed how you stiffened and got all confused and nervous

„haha, yeah… I didn‘t think you heard me“

he isn‘t mad at all and just smiles

„Okay, if you need anything just call me“

He literally just read your face and you are so confused at how he found out

But you are glad he immediately understood

Lev Haiba

He is so happy you called him

„Short stuff, do you need help?“

How can you say no to him???

„uh, not really“

He pouts

„oh“

heart damage: 100

„Actually, could you help me with picking up the balls?“

His face lits up and the puppy gladly helps you

„Are you too short for that?“

„lev nO“

Yūki Shibayama

First, he was actually too shy to come to you

But after seeing that you saw him he did anyway

„you- you called me?“

You didn‘t think that he would come because he is so shy?„oh, yeah“ You nodded a little,

Since he made the effort to come to you, you just decided to be nice

„you really played well today“

He blushes so hard sljfyljfd

„t-thanks“

You might‘ve broken him oops

[warm-meelk]

pspspspsps kuroo where are you-

[kiyoo-omi]

i did an oops and didnt say color+outline pspspspsp i'm sorry but if it's not too much trouble could you do ari/kuroo + rose + pastel-ish pink??? pspspsp m sorry ily <3

I’ll make a banner for u!

[tetsvhoe]

pspspspsps kuroo character anon pspsps

[foxyyychan]

not to be h*rny but i want someone to hold my hand 🥵

[baeshijima]

pspspspsp 10 random ppl follow sophie or i’ll hack u and force u to follow her 😾😾😾😾😾😾

i mean,,, i don’t know how much an ask is gonna since only people who follow me see it sdghfjgjksdhklfj

unless it’s reblogged—

better not forget the kuroo analysis i’ll be doing as well tsu (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

[i-need-entertainment]

Hello! ^^ I’m the anon that requested the song matchup with “the last of the real ones” and the drabbles with Bokuto, Kuroo, and Tendo a while ago! I never said anything earlier since I’m pretty new to Tumblr and sending in messages is kinda scary (anxiety go brrrr), but I wanted to say I really loved reading them, and all of ur works! ^^ (idk if that’s weird to say, I just rly like the way you write!)

Pspspspsps~ could I maybe be a 🥑 anon? I’ve never really talked to anyone on here before but you just seem really nice 👉👈

Hello!! Ah, I’m so happy to hear that you liked them!! So you know, I’ve been listening to that song on repeat, I forgot how good it was!!

Don’t worry about it, I get it😊

That’s not weird at all, thank you!! I really appreciate that, it means a lot💗

Of course!! hajkafke thank you🥺 man, you guys are just the cutest, I don’t think my heart can take much more of this😖

welcome 🥑 anon~

[mistermrbee]

Kuroo if you don't respond to pspspspsps then please appear in the next chapter when I say oya

[hellokenmaz]

PSPSPSPSPS KUROO CHAPTER 397

[mxonigirimiya]

@tetsukentona @kuroos-blessing @hyeque pspspspsps

OYA OYA OYA