#PRE SCHOOL

[winethorn]

aka when did u eat the most ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)

(i never did lol)

but all jokes aside can we appreciate the diversity in ˖° sparkle types ˖°

(they took a long time to find, okay?)

on a diff note was this too many options??

[mick1976]

PRE-K Graduation!

I always thought that having 5 year old children dress in cap and gown and receive diplomas from preschool was kinda weird. Didn’t make sense!

On Saturday I attended this graduation for my 5yo. Boy was I wrong! The children put on a wonderful program and it was great! I was shocked at how emotional I got during the slide show! It was a moving experience watching all of the proud parents and grandparents watching the little ones receive their diplomas. Even the teachers and administrators gathered around the big screen during the slide show to watch how the children have grown.

Great day.

Celebrate your children!

[scaarletwiitch]

Agathario coded moment from pre-school:

I have 2 chaos girls. They spend their days applying felt tip pens as make up, mixing sunscreen into other children’s water bottles and call each other daddy/mummy. I love them to pieces.

Today I went out on a trip with one of them (for obvious reasons they have to go on outings separately). We returned to pre-school to find the bathroom had been flooded. (This is a favourite pastime of pre-school children. You can partake in bathroom flooding by using paper hand towels as plugs and turning all the taps on and then walking out of the bathroom). It was cleared up but the floor was still visibly wet and had the caution wet floor sign. I just knew it was the work of “mummy”.

“Daddy” was last to finish changing her shoes back after the outing and came into the bathroom to wash her hands. Everyone else was at gather time. “Daddy” commented on the flood. I expressed teacherly disappointment. I turn around to check the cloakroom is tidy and all the shoes are in their places. I come back and “Daddy” is skipping out of the bathroom, heading over to interrupt gather time.

I hear she has left the tap on and then see she also plugged the sink with paper hand towels. It was like her chaos friend had missed her while she was on the day out and had left her calling card by flooding the bathroom and she has responded in kind, as if saying, “I got your message and I missed you too.”

[cryxngchxrry]

Ending my summertime sadness era only to start a school sadness new one

Starting school tomorrow and already feeling hopeless about the next few months, I can't mentally do this

(Please send help)

[academicelephant]

Mid to late 2000s 💕

[satureja13]

Felix: “Thank you for saving my job.” Sebastian: “Don’t mention it.”

Although the Council tries really hard to wipe out the occults and their malarkey - right at the back of the Council Hall in a nook in the rocks by the vineyard is a little sacrificial altar from the residents pleading the gods for a good harvest ;)

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[asshole-rebel-psycho]

The old-school education system standing next to the current education system be like:

[mayday396]

Sorry Right Now I'm imagining these random Characters I made in like 2 seconds and I am crying happy tears.

So just like an old man and he's a PhD holder doing his Habilitation Thesis in the library and everyday he sits beside a Kid in Preschool doing homework.

He somewhat becomes the Kid's Tutor and Father Figure.

Like the Kid could say "School's the Worst!" and could give a deep chuckle and helps them in Maths.As a Break, he reads science books to the kid, bringing them along to research Plants or animals.

[citizen-charlie]

pre-school morning

C.L, 14 avril 2024

[morganas-pendragons]

Making a list of what I’ve witnessed/done/learned in the months I’ve worked as a SPED Paraprofessional at Pre-K:

• taught 4 year olds what the skin on your elbow is called

• taught another 4 year old how to wink

• convinced one of my favorite kids that he has a little friend named ghosty ghost following him around who pokes him at random intervals throughout the day

• taught a special needs student who didn’t speak when I met him how to communicate with me specifically through hand signals that indicated what animal he was - does it swim/fly/walk, what does it eat, is it big/small - to which he now speaks more now then he has probably ever

• got played by a 4 year old who wanted a second snack so he casually slid me the last two gushers from his bag and then turned to the teacher and said, “I’m done!”

• got a group of special ed pre-k kids to officially deem bath and body works eucalyptus hand sanitizer as “the good stuff”

• made a joke to a three year old that the enormous books he read after snack every day made him look like he was reading a newspaper. They made a joke every single day that they were on their way to read their newspapers. (It was a volcano book) 😭

• learned that pipe cleaners have metal in them. Yes, I am twenty four.

learned who Pete the Cat was

• learned that adult women between the ages of 35-40 really do act like adult children

• got complimented that my hair was “rapunzel hair” despite it not being cut for like 7 months

• learned how to be a physical touch person despite hating being hugged but hey, four year olds want to hug you constantly and how are you going to deny those puppy dog eyes?

ended up buying one of the little ones who lost his house in a tornado a stuffy and a book.. took it to his house, where he then proceeded to act like he had no idea who I was (it was cute in the moment)

apparently line tag is a thing??? on a basketball court??

oh also, they crack up with laughter when I play tag with them!

they smell markers for sport

You think they realize common little games like staring contests and then when you realize they don’t and teach them anyway they go around and teach their little minions

I have heard them sing: Barbie Girl, Flowers, Unholy, and the one song from Wednesday I can’t remember the name of 😂

I had a guy pass me a love note through his second grade son. No joke. He gave it to his kid, who gave it to the teacher to give to me, and the note was asking me out on a date.

Had a 4 year old straight up innocently say a curse word from his encoded message to his father which said, “dad: please don’t bust my a** anymore.” (Which, according to aunt who worked in building, has only happened once) And about DIED from laughing so hard. So did the teachers.

I got addicted to the snacks I had never tried until working with pre-school. SunChips and Rice Krispies never die.

Found out one of my little boys called me Carla to his parents because they couldn’t quite figure out what name he was saying. It was only upon meeting me that they said, “oh YOU’RE Kayla! We called you Carla for days!”

They sang a song about Goldfish. That song is now burned into my memory. Why is some young children’s music so freaking catchy?

On the last day, my favorite girl turned around to look at me before she got on the bus. I didn’t have the heart to really tell her that I wasn’t coming back. What I said was very brief. When she did turn around, I waved. She waved back. Little did she know I BROKE the second she walked through that door and disappeared. I didn’t think I’d come to love her as much as I did but she made it so EASY.

My oldest boy who I was the aide for? I met his grandmother, and she now sends me such wholesome photos of him and stresses that my loving him the way I did made a huge difference. She doesn’t know how hard I cry every single time she says it.

They have lungs. And I made the mistake of sticking them on high swings they can’t get to by themselves, which they all want to fight over, so half the time I wanted to just talk to teachers I ended up hearing: “MISSSSSSSSS KAYLLLAAAA!!! WILL YOU COME PUSH ME?” Hollered across the playground.

^ I will never make that same mistake again. 😂

Not everyone is meant for pre-school, but MAN… did I love it.

Cons: I never got included in anything by the teachers or their aides. They never included me, and man did that sting.

I GOT PINK EYE IN BOTH EYES THE DAY AFTER SCHOOL ENDED FOLKS

[simranbragnam]

Budget Friendly Pre School Franchise

[wisemindeducare-com]

Happy Teacher's Day

[lovelylonelymoonlight]

My voice is literally gone how tf am I supposed to daycare a bunch of toddlers?????? Like Ms ma’am boss whhhyyyy are you guilt tripping me about this

[eurokids245]

Meritorious International School - Best Play School, Pre Primary School, Day Care Center in Vaishali Nagar

[academicelephant]

How pre-school was like in late 2000s

[satureja13]

A strange dark sun was rising over StrangerVille.

Vlad and Ji Ho went over to Trailer 2 to charge the bond. It was a major effort to switch them out of the lab and they feel the drain from the bond. They went alone though. Jack and Sai went over their limits too this night, so they let them sleep and try to stay focussed.

And while Ji Ho was just applying the massage oil on his hands, Barfolomew looked through the window! ö.Ö

Barfolomew: “Are you crazy? What are you doing? Willingly summoning the curse upon you to kill you? And why are you even here? Unprotected! You were supposed to stay safe at Mount Komorebi and work on your projects until school starts again!”

Barfolomew: “You can’t believe how upset the others are since Kiyoshi and Jeb are lost too! They scolded me for not being able to take care of you anymore! You know what that means?”

Barfolomew: “They are going to send you to a boarding school as soon as the ‘Cattle Market’ is over! They are even talking about to split you up!”

Vlad: “What?” Barfolmew: “Now go and get dressed and pack your stuff. We’re leaving!”

What? Leaving the Space Bar and Barfolomew? And go to a boarding school? Maybe not even together? :,(

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