#PRDC incorrect quotes

[spookyblazecoffee]

Heckyl: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

[miss-morgans-lover]

Some PRDC Textposts I've Made (Part 1):

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[lizzardwitch]

Kendall: How do three men in their 20s not have 800 dollars between them? James, Heckyl, Ivan: .... James: They're- Heckyl: The economy is in shambles- Ivan: Have you taken a look at the marketplace right now? James: The NASDAQ... Heckyl: Dow Jones... James: It's up and then down... Kendall: Stop talking, goddamn it! Fine! I'll do it! I'm not getting my money back, am I? Ivan: Give us money.

[laughing-moonlight]

James: Next you'll be telling me *motions to Phillip* he's the Prince of Zandar

Phillip: *internally* Oh this is gonna be so fucking funny

[spookyblazecoffee]

*Fighting a monster who has a stun ray*

*Heckyl got stunned* Heckyl: What are our liabilities? Riley: There is but one entrance to the monster’s lair, and it is guarded by... sixty monsters. Heckyl: And our assets? Riley: Your brains, Koda’s strength, my steel. Heckyl: That’s it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan, maybe I could come up with something. But this? *shakes head* Koda: You just shook your head! That doesn’t make you happy? Heckyl, after making a show of turning his head: My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty monsters, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy, hmm?

[lizzardwitch]

Heckyl: Kendall, do you have a moment? Kendall: No, I'm very busy, I don't want to go for a ride in a helicopter. Heckyl: Well, that wasn't what I was going to ask, actually. Kendall: What do you want then? Heckyl: Uhhh....something...work-related? Kendall: What department is this? Heckyl: Sorry? Kendall: Well, if it's work-related, then obviously you'll know what department this is. What department is this? *Heckyl glances at Chase & Riley* Heckyl: Some sort of...homosexual department?