#PRAISE HER

[catsofyore]

I would join this club and/or cult. 1949. Source.

[sinfullybeautiful2024]

[axolotlpiex3]

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[hauntaku2]

She is my god

[saebyeokswifeyy]

Reneé is mother.. that’s all I can say🎀

[exturk]

There   is   a   struggling   Cactuar   held   between   her   teeth.               ......everyone   back   off.....    this   is   her   prey. 

[gallade-x-treme]

"GRANDMA HOLY FUCK"

[baristabastard]

Sure, the sanguine tentacle of my dark god may wrap my throat, slowly filling my blood stream with visions of a dark sanctum. But at least she cares enough to send me mad prophecies and make my ass fat. What does your god even do?

[herald-divine-hell]

Josephine teaching the Inquisition inner circle how to do the whip nae nae properly for the Winter Palace.

Absolutely. She is the Queen Nae Nae herself.

[mushrom-in-alley]

How could you not! Shes a goddess, she has never done anything wrong, she killed her abusive husband, he charmed a “god”, she gave birth to one of the greatest heroes, she bakes and writes with all her hearth, she cares profoundly for her son and his friends, she supports lgbt, shes not oppressive, she’s not racist, she understands, she has all the right to seek love and she knows it, she sacrificed herself for her son, she’s sassy SHE IS PERFECT,THE MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN AND GODDESS, SHE HAS TO BE PRAISED EVEN THOU SHE DOESNT NEED IT OR WANT IT

actually you have a mama's boy and then you have whatever the hell percy jackson is because that kid PRAYED to his MOM instead of his father who's an actual god .

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[beardedbookboyfriend]

*•.¸♡ 𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 ♡¸.•*

[thepainofpleasure]

Positive affirmation is key to successful training. Make her associate being a cock hungry slut with being praised for her beauty and elegance. Make her feel good about being a mind-numb whore.

“god you are so. fucking. pretty.” punctuated by the sound of my cock slamming into your dripping cunt

[eartha-zipp]

MIRACLES DO HAPPEN ONCE IN A WHILE

[jostic24]

[renafisher27]

I’m just OBSESSED!! I strongly agree with every word!! You cannot say, "Oh yes, she's Patti." She is actually THE PATTI LUPONE, she is an incredibly skilled and gorgeous Queen!!You must constantly exalt her; you cannot simply wave at her and claim it's normal!!

Agatha All Along deep dive: episode 7 part 6

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we've reached the final card, and you all know what - or who - that is

she was falling. she will fall.

here's the scene we were supposed to get at the beginning, Lilia falling through the mud. we get it at the end to form yet another perfect circle. look how green the light and the leaves are. we are in the dominion of the Green Witch.

just your old pal rio checking if you survived the fall, nbd

after all the time she's spent courting you! you really know how to break a girl's heart, lilia

she is the Destination baybeeeee

I need to check, does she bring that orchid to all the souls she reaps or is that reserved for her favorite people?

and agatha is the one who places the last card, who places Death over the Queen of Cups and seals her fate. billy is going to feel guilty about lilia and alice and sharon, but I do believe that if someone needs to be blamed, that is definitely agatha.

lilia's coven.

it should be a moment of triumph. the music and lilia's face tell a different story.

jen who's usually so sarcastic. her heart has cracked open for lilia.

ummmmmm, hey, agatha? sooo about that wife of yours?

yeah that's actually a pretty difficult subject for me so I'm gonna crack the usual joke instead. any takers? no? you guys? anybody wanna laugh?

I love the green light behind her. lilia's yellow is gone, it truly is rio's dominion now.

lilia's last words to agatha. she has grabbed her arm without hesitation, she knows what agatha did, and she has seen the most hidden part of her soul, the three swords in her heart. and in her last moments, lilia has accepted her in the coven, in the family. agatha would rather not understand it.

she looks at billy with all the love and pride in the world. billy has put her through the grinder, like he did with jen and alice and especially agatha, and lilia has raised to the occasion and then some. it's like she's saying, that's alright, baby, I can take it. you screwed up but I made things right again, because that's my job. we protect our children and we protect our own.

this is the same jen who pushed lilia out of the way in episode three to get to the exit first. I wonder what bright future Lilia has seen for the high priestess?

lilia has struggled with being a witch her whole life, she's had to come to terms with a lot of trauma and pain and self hatred. look how she's glowing now. she reclaimed her identity, and not because billy made her. she fought and she suffered and she achieved something incredible. she did it with her family, and she did it on her own. the beautiful paradox of self actualization.

LIKE I JUST DID. the power she exudes. the self-assurance. and the slightest hint of shaking in her voice, because she is emotional, but she's keeping it at bay. she is in control.

and I'll repeat it until the day I die, THE WAY PATTI USES HER VOICE. her monologues are just... god tier. she is god.

LIKE THE TOWER. UPRIGHT.

WE ARE FLIPPING THAT CARD. FUCK YES WE ARE.

god yes. hit me with the beautiful slow-mo. is there a term for being emotionally horny because that's what I'm feeling right now

have I finished ranting about how good patti lupone is? fuck no I motherfucking haven't. because sometimes I see people going, 'that was great but whatever, it's patti, of course it was.' NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. WE ARE NOT TAKING THIS WOMAN FOR GRANTED, NOT EVEN FOR A SECOND. THAT IS NOT WHAT LILIA HAS TAUGHT US. it's NOT "whatever she's patti." lilia is phenomenal BECAUSE she is patti lupone. this seventy fucking five year old woman has walked on set and graced us with the best MCU character (AND the best death. COMPLETELY humiliated RDJ) BECAUSE she is the best at her craft. because she has spat blood and tears on stage for fifty fucking years, eight shows a week. because she's the first evita and the first fantine, I can't even comprehend how fucking cool that is. one day people sitting at the barbican theater in west end heard 'I dreamed a dream' for the first time, and this motherfucker in a blonde wig was singing it. it's like hanging out with a group of friends except one of them is michelangelo. what she can do with her face, with her voice, with her body language is a monumental achievement that can't be celebrated enough. she has taken a good script and elevated it to the stars, and has done it in a stupid glinda costume. she needs all the praise, all of it.

okay. NOW I'm done. just needed to put it out there. I love you, broadway goddess patti lupone.

(kudos to the costume designers, set designers, make up artists, camera operators, directors AND to the writing team though. INCREDIBLE job, you guys.)

and the final paradox: death is the end, but life and nature are a circle. and so, let us begin!