#POPEYE THE SLAYER MAN

[wevegotbackissues-blog]

Popeye The Slayer Man - Official Trailer

The trailer has been released for Popeye The Slayer Man. A curious group of friends sneak into an abandoned spinach canning factory to film a documentary on the legend of the “Sailor Man,” who is said to haunt the factory and local docks. Popeye The Slayer Man is coming soon. RETURN TO HORROR TRAILERS

[joemerl]

Superman's gonna be public domain in a few years. What are they gonna do then? There's already a bunch of bad stories where he goes crazy and kills people.

[wfodicks]

#703: POPEYE THE SLAYER MAN AND A CHRISTMAS FART

mike, travis and drunk discuss the following topics….. south Carolina monkey escape update! the king of colas tries virgil’s zero sugar cola: 2.1 will blunderfield’s cyber Monday sale…. the poohaverse…….. lunchables retreats…. after the break, we talk to Robert ryan about his new film “popeye the slayer man” coming in early 2025! check out popeyetheslayerman.com for all the info. the…

[doubleddenden]

WAIT A MINUTE NO I WAS JOKING NO WAY

Teenager voice: have you ever wondered how old man Popeye gets so strong?

*pipe doot*

Teenager voice: I hear it's his spinach. But like... what's in his spinach?

*pipe doot, frantic violin*

Disgruntled old man: I'm Popeye the Sailor Man...

*screams of terror*

Old Man: I'm Popeye the Sailor Man...

*blood splatter*

Old Man: I fights to the finish, cuz I eats me spinach...

*sounds of a body being compacted into a tin can*

*shot of an old man eating a plate of freshly cooked spinach*

"I'm Popeye the Sailor Man..."

*bloody screen, The Sailor Man but the O is a can of spinach rolling over*

Anyway Popeye will be public domain January 1st and I fully expect this to happen

[thezombiegeekinthehawaiianshirt]

[generationexorcist]

POPEYE THE SLAYER MAN Is the Latest Public Domain Horror Movie Nightmare

Popeye The Slayer Man horror film “follows a group of friends who sneak into an abandoned spinach canning factory to film a documentary on the legend of the ‘Sailor Man’, who is said to haunt the factory and local docks...” 

Nerdist

I don't know what to think of this trend. I really don't.

[sammysdewysensitiveeyes]

Also, vaguely related to the last post - one of my grumpy old woman pet peeves is all the horror movies coming out lately with children's characters that have entered into the public domain. Oooo, you've got a movie where Winnie the Pooh kills people, ooooo Popeye the Slayer Man, you're so edgy! It's boring and pointless and creatively bankrupt, I don't need to see a dark re-imaging of Bambi or whatever, do something new.

I don't mind more "grown-up" or complex retellings of fairy tales, people can do interesting things with that. Although another pet peeve is "Fairy tales were originally all dark and grim, Disney sanitized them!" Yeah, there's some truth to that, but fairy tales were oral stories handed down for generations, Grimm's Fairy Tales are not the "original" versions, they are the versions that were specifically being told around Germany at the time, there are many variations.

[andrasta14]

So the cover of my book journal has me feeling like uncultured swine again, because all the book titles on it are famous couples/duos in literature, tv shows and movies etc and at least half of them have me like: ?????

I'm enough of a nerd to want to know where they're all from, and it's been bugging me for years. But Googling them feels somehow unsporting to me. lol (Plus I think some of the spellings are French?)

So...see a pair you recognize? Let me know. 🙏

~ Couples Listed ~

Fanfan & Alexandre = ???

Lana & Clark = Superman

Paul & Joanne = ???

Andromacue & Hector = The Iliad/Greek Mythology

Leonard & Salaì = ???

Orpheus and Eurydice = Greek Mythology

Lisbeth & Miriam = ???

Mathilde & Manech = ???

Chimène & Rodrigue = ???

Emma & Dexter = ???

Yves & Pierre = Yves Saint-Laurent and Pierre Bergé

Arlequin & Columbine = ???

Julien & Mme de Rênal = The Scarlet and the Black

Edward & Vivian = ???

Edith and Marcel = ???

Marty & Jennifer = Back to the Future

Franck & Ava = ???

Jack & Rose = Titantic

Elisabeth & Richard = ???

Chouchou & Loulou = ??? (The hell kind of names are those? lol)

Roger & Jessica = ??? (Idk the first thing that jumped to mind was Roger & Jessica Rabbit lol)

Figaro & Rosine = The Marriage of Figaro

Christian & Anastasia = 50 Shades of Grey

Leeloo & Korhen = ???

Abelard & Héloïse = medieval historical romance, unsure of details

Valmont & Cecile = Dangerous Liaisons

Sam & Molly = ???

Gaston & Melle Jeanne = ???

Drazic & Anita = ???

Don Juan & Charlotte = Don Juan/Don Giovanni

Mike & Susan = Desperate Housewives

Helen & Paris = The Iliad/Greek Mythology

Quasimodo & Esmeralda = The Hunchback of Notre-Dame

Rachel & Ross = Friends

Marilyn & John = Marilyn Munroe and John F. Kennedy?

Satine & Christian = Moulin Rouge

Dorian & Henri = The Portrait of Dorian Gray

Tarzan & Jane = Tarzan

Edward & Bella = Twilight

Nino & Amélie = Amélie

Mulder & Scully = The X-Files

Arthur & Paul = Arthur Rimbaud and Paul Verlaine

Harry & Sally = When Harry Met Sally

Sandy & Danny = Grease

Benny & Joon = Benny & Joon

Toi & Moi = ???

Maverick & Charlie = Top Gun

Candy & Anthony = ???

Odysseus & Penelope = The Odyssey/The Iliad/Greek Mythology

Thelma & Louise = Thelma & Louise

Titus & Berenice = Titus and Berenice is a 1676 tragedy by Thomas Otway.

Ariane & Solal = ???

Paul & Virginie = Paul and Virginie by Jacques-Henri Bernardin de Saint-Pierre (1788).

Johnny & BB = ???

Cyrano & Roxane = Cyrano de Bergerac

Marius & Fanny = ???

Chloe & Colin = ???

Adam & Eve = The Bible

Tristan & Iseult = Tristan and Isolde

Bonnie & Clyde = the historical Bonnie & Clyde

Popeye & Olive = Popeye the Sailor Man

Simone & Yves = ???

Buffy & Angel = Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Lauren & Humphrey = Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart?

Carrie and Mr Big = Sex in the City

Harry & Ginny = Harry Potter series

Clarence & Alabama = ???

Alceste & Célimène = ???

Lancelot & Guinevere = Arthurian legend

~*~

Edit:

From @theduchessofboredom

#arthur & paul could be art (arthur) garfunkel and paul simon #paul & virginie is the title of a famous 18th century novel #nino and amélie is definitely Amélie :) #yves & pierre are yves saint-laurent and pierre bergé

From @that-laj

Marty & Jennifer are from Back to the Future, if they’re the Marty and Jennifer I think they are.

@didoscity

Mike and susan are from desperate housewives (embarassed to know this). Also arthur and paul are definitely, to me, arthur rimbaud and paul verlaine. sorry for simon and garfunkel 😂

oh and titus and berenice is the name of a tragedy by corneille!

[dnightshade0]

Voltron: lance the spider slayer

Lance is sitting at the kitchen table, drinking his coffee when Elena runs up to him in a panic.

Elena: lance! I need you to get your bayard and go kill a spider!

Lance blinks in confusion.

Lance: um what?

Elena looks lance dead in the eye.

Elena: I NEED YOU TO GET YOUR BAYARD AND GO KILL A SPIDER!

Lance: … uh isn’t that a bit overkill? Wouldn’t a newspaper work just as well?

Elena: no, this spider IS HUGE! You’re gonna need your bayard. Now hurry up and get it!

Lance rolls his eyes, goes and grabs his bayard and follows Elena to their bedroom.

Lance: I’m the blue paladin, defender of the universe and now a spider slayer. Boy hunks gonna have a good laugh about this one.

Elena: oh don’t worry, your are definitely a real American hero here.

Lance: seriously? You know, usually you’re pretty chill when it comes to dealing with spiders. Your always all about not killing them and letting them go outside to eat all the bugs so they don’t come in our house. Why the sudden change of heart?

Elena: THIS IS A HUGE FUCKIN SPIDER!

Lance: riiiight…

They make it to the bedroom door and Lance walks in. After which, Elena promptly shuts the door. Again rolling his eyes, Lance activates his bayard and looks for the spider.

Lance: ok so where’s this spi-HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

Lance looks at the opposite wall to find a spider the size of a football!

Elena: I TOLD YOU IT WAS FUCKING BIG!

Lance: I THOUGHT YOU WERE EXAGGERATING!

Blam! Blam! Blam!

Elena: did you get it?

Lance: no. The little bastard is fast. How the hell can something so big be so damn fast?!

Elena: I thought you were supposed to be the teams sharpshooter?

Lance: even us pros have our off days!

It took a while, maybe 10 minutes, but Lance finally hits the spider, killing it. He walks to the door and tries to open it but Elena isn’t letting the door open.

Lance: babe, let me out. The spider is dead.

Elena: did you double tap it?

Lance: what?

Elena: DID. YOU. DOUBLE. TAP. IT?!

Lance: how do you even know what that means?

Elena: I watched zombieland! Now go make sure that little bastard is good and dead!

Lance: it’s on its back with its legs in the air, I think it’s obvious that it’s dead.

Elena: your really sure about that?! For all you know, it could be playing possum! Now I ain’t letting you out of that room until you make sure that damn thing is actually dead!

The next sound that is heard is a Blam! Then lance pipes up.

Lance: ok, it’s dead. NOW can I come out?!

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Now can you imagine if a black couple had to deal with this big spider craziness?

Wife: hun you need to get your gun and shoot that spider!

Husband: are you for real lady? What chu need a gun to kill a spider fo? I can kill that motherfu%#$# with dis here newspaper.

Wife: you can try but I guarantee your gonna want a gun when you see dat bitch!

Husband: alright whatever, watch, I’m gonna kill that little mf.

Goes into the bedroom.

husband: alright now where that little motherf%$##$ at-AW HELL NAH!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! Nuh uh you need to let me out right now!

Wife: I thought you said you could handle it? You said you could kill that little mf with that newspaper.

Husband: GIRL, YOU DIDN’T SAY NOFFIN ABOUT THE SPIDER BEING THAT BIG! Now let me out!

Wife: nuh uh.

Husband: you let me out right now woman!

Wife: nope. Come on boy, you supposed to be the man of the house. And you can’t kill a damn spider?

Husband: that’s not a spider! That’s some eight legged freaks level shit right there! No way! I’m gonna call an exterminator. Let them deal with this crazy shit! Damn man! What the fuck dis spider been eating? Some SpiderMan wheatys! No way, this spider gonna eat a can of spinach and go all popeye on my ass!-OH SHIT! NO NOOOO! Don’t you come on over here by me! Let me make you a deal! You Stay over on that wall and I stay over here, I’m not gonna shoot you and we’re not gonna be bothering each other. Live and let live. That’s what we’re gonna do alright! Alright? Cool cool. Honey! Please for the love of god, let me out of here and I swear I won’t offer up your ass in exchange for my life!

[films-on-a-plane]

to be watched list (series)

# $#*! My Dad Says (2010–2011) 2 Broke Girls (2011-2017) 3rd Rock from the Sun (1996-2001) 6Teen (2004-2010) 8 Simple Rules… for Dating My Teenage Daughter (2002-2005) 13 Reasons Why (2017-2020) 30 Rock (2006–2013) 101 Dalmatians: The Series (1997-1998)

A According to Jim (2001-2009) Adventure Time (2010-2018) Aladdin (1994-1995) Ally McBeal (1997-2002) American Dragon: Jake Long (2005-2007) Anger Management (2012-2014) Archer (2009-2023) As Told by Ginger (2000-2009) Atypical (2017-2021) Austin & Ally (2011-2016) Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005-2008) Awkward. (2011-2016)

B Batman: The Animated Series (1992–1995) Black-ish (2014-2022) Blockbuster (2022) Bluey (2018-) Bob's Burgers (2011-) BoJack Horseman (2014–2020) Boy Meets World (1993-2000) Braceface (2001-2006) Brandy & Mr. Whiskers (2004-2007) Broad City (2014-2019) Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013-2021) Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)

C CatDog (1998-2005) Charmed (1998-2006) Community (2009-2015) Cougar Town (2009-2015) Coupling (2000-2004)

D Daria (1997-2002) Dead Like Me (2003-2004) Derry Girls (2018-2022) Disenchantment (2018-2023) Doctor Who (2005-) Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (2012-2013) Drake & Josh (2004-2007)

E Ellen (1994-1998) Emily in Paris (2020-) Everybody Hates Chris (2005-2009) Everybody Loves Raymond (1996-2005) Everything Sucks! (2018)

F Family Guy (1999– ) Fillmore! (2002-2004) Fleabag (2016-2019) Frasier (1993-2004) Freaks and Geeks (1999–2000) Fresh Off the Boat (2015–2020) Full House (1987-1995) Futurama (1999-)

G Game of Thrones (2011-2019) Gilmore Girls (2000-2007) Ginny & Georgia (2021-) Girl Meets World (2014-2017) Go On (2012-2013) Good Luck, Charlie (2010-2014) Gossip Girl (2007-2012) Gravity Falls (2012-2016) Grim & Evil (2001-2007)

H Hacks (2021-) Hannah Montana (2006-2011) Hercules (1998-1999) House (2004–2012) Home Economics (2021-2023) Home Improvement (1991-1999) Hot in Cleveland (2010-2015) How I Met Your Mother (2005–2014) How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) (2019-)

I I Am Not Okay with This (2020) iCarly (2007-2012) I Love Lucy (1951-1957) Inside Job (2021–2022) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005-)

J Joey (2004–2006)

K K.C. Undercover (2015-2018) Kevin Can Wait (2016-2018) Killing Eve (2018-2022) Kim Possible (2002-2007) King of the Hill (1997-2010)

L Liv and Maddie (2013-2017) Lilo & Stitch: The Series (2003-2006) Lizzie McGuire (2001-2004) Louie (2010-2015)

M Mad About You (1992-2019) Magnum, P.I. (1980-1988) Malcolm in the Middle (2000-2006) Man vs. Bee (2022) Man with a Plan (2016-220) Maude (1972-1978) Melissa & Joey (2010-2015) Mike & Molly (2010-2016) Modern Family (2009-2020) Monk (2002–2009) Mr. Bean (1990-1995) Mr. Bean (2002-2019) Mr. Sunshine (2011-2012) My Name Is Earl (2005-2009)

N New Girl (2011-2018) Not Dead Yet (2023-)

O Once Upon a Time (2011-2018)

P Parks & Recreation (2009–2015) Party Down (2009-) Pepper Ann (1997-2000) Popeye the Sailor (1960-1962) Pretty Little Liars (2010-2017) Pretty Smart (2021)

Q

R Recess (1997-2001) Regular Show (2010-2017) Rick and Morty (2013–) Rules of Engagement (2007-2013) Russian Doll (2019-)

S Sabrina: The Animated Series (1999-2000) Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (1996-2003) Sam & Cat (2013-2014) Saved by the Bell (1989-1992) Schitt's Creek (2015-2020) Scooby Doo, Where Are You! (1969-1978) Sean Saves the World (2013-2014) Sex and the City (1998-2004) Seinfeld (1989-1998) Shake It Up (2010-2013) Shameless (2011-2021) Silicon Valley (2014-2019) Single Parents (2018-2020) Skins (2007–2013) So Help Me Todd (2022-) Space Force (2020-2022) Speechless (2016-2019) SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-) Squid Game (2021-) Stranger Things (2016-2025) Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (2006-2007) Suburgatory (2011-2014) Superior Donuts (2017-2018) Superstore (2015-2021)

T That '70s Show (1998-2006) That '90s Show (2023-) That's So Raven (2003-2007) The Brady Binch (1969-1974) The Crew (2021) The Ellen Show (2001-2002) The Emperor's New School (2006-2008) The End of the F***ing World (2017-2019) The Flight Attendant (2020-2022) The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1990-1996) The Golden Girls (1985-1992) The Golden Palace (1992-1993) The IT Crowd (2006-2013) The King of Queens (1998-2007) The Last Dance (2020) The Legend of Tarzan (2001-2003) The Little Mermaid (1992-1994) The Loud House (2014-) The Neighborhood (2018-) The New Adventures of Old Christine (2006-2023) The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988-1991) The Odd Couple (2015-2017) The Office UK (2001-2003) The Pink Panther Show (1969-1970) The Powerpuff Girls (1998-2004) The Replacements (2006-2022) The Suite Life on Deck (2008-2011) The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (2005-2008) The Twilight Zone (1959–1964) The Umbrella Academy (2019-2024) The Upshaws (2021-) The White Lotus (2021-2025) The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window (2022) Timon & Pumbaa (1995-1999) Tiny Beautiful Things (2023) Totally Spies! (2001-2014) Twin Peaks (1990-1991)

U Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015-2020) Unstable (2023-)

V Veep (2012-2019)

W Web Therapy (2011-2015) Welcome Back, Kotter (1975-1979) Wednesday (2022-) What I Like About You (2002-2006) Whitney (2011–2013) Will & Grace (1998-2020) W.I.T.C.H. (2004-2006) Wizards of Waverly Place (2007-2012)

X Xena: Warrior Princess (1995-2001)

Y Young & Hungry (2014-2018)

Z

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

*things freddy heard from Hikari's school*

(Hey he had heard a lot.)

"Todd yoy sure about this?" 'Don't worry I'm borrowing this! And besides these aren't big words! It'll be fine'

"You're kidding?" 'Nope. Ayla is from hell hikari is a star I'm confident Delilah is moonlight and then there's sadako who I'm still trying to figure out how to teach' "and...freddy?" 'Not sure.'

*Chibi and matcha having a babble argument after seeing a bird. It ends with both sleeping on each other.*

*sees a 'hidden camera'* "and here we see a Fweddy he's the big browther"

*Staring at Horror scooby* "NO ONE WILL BELIVE YOU"

"Oooo! New Popeye movie! Wait. He's a sailor man. Not that. [Popeye the Slayer man is real apperntly]" *Freddy rams himself into the TV in the room* "HEY!"

*loud shriek from PTA room*

*several talks about what the kids would maybe be like as grown ups.*

*EK and EB laughing at a stick drawing of Freddy.*

Bonus funny.

"FREDDY NO!" 'Wasn't freddy Mr.Godfather.' "oh. AYLA NO!" 'nope.' "Addison? Delilah?" 'Nope.' "EK? EB?" 'No.' "Jasper? Alice?" 'Hikari' "...so the world is ending then." 'What?' "HAVE YOU MET HIKARI? SHE AND AMES WOULDNT HURT A BUG"

Highly accurate

[lovesaturno25]

POPEYE THE SLAYER MAN – O Marinheiro mais letal que você já viu!

[sainteldaily]

Popeye Will Pop Eyes Out in This Gruesome New Horror Film

Grab some spinach and watch the trailer: Popeye the Slayer Man is one of two Popeye-themed horror movies coming soon.

[3acesnews]

Popeye the Slayer Man trailer sends Popeye on a killing spree in an abandoned spinach canning factory