android404
Your Local Vampire
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She/they/he || Adult || Lover of the strange and unusual || I talk a lot about old books || My Brain is like 90% useless trivia || Eye Enjoyer || pfp by @centipededotgov
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android404 · 11 minutes ago
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android404 · 1 hour ago
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android404 · 2 days ago
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this callout couldve been a block button
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android404 · 2 days ago
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they should make a pokemon puzzle league style game that's based on the saw franchise
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android404 · 2 days ago
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I'm so hungry I could kill a horse with my cursed greatsword
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android404 · 2 days ago
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i received a vision of their life like 5 years after veilguard
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android404 · 2 days ago
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Have a joyous Christmas Season
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android404 · 2 days ago
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Me and my mutuals
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android404 · 3 days ago
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VIKTOR IT WAS YOU. OH MY GOD THEY TOLD US IN EP 6
viktor could tell that Jayce was influenced by another being and it was literally him this is genuinely hilarious
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android404 · 3 days ago
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android404 · 3 days ago
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to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying
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android404 · 3 days ago
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android404 · 3 days ago
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some of y'all fundamentally misunderstand my favorite characters but im being sooooo normal and mature about it. i haven't even killed anyone yet
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android404 · 3 days ago
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the net picker 🐟
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android404 · 3 days ago
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this is making me laugh so fucking hard i feel fuckign ill. he eated a bee. i need these in my house
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android404 · 3 days ago
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they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great
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android404 · 3 days ago
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it has just occurred to me that i could add to the political conflict between the grey wardens and the orlesian chantry by having the chantry claim grey wardens who have killed archdemons as saints
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