android404
android404
Your Local Vampire
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She/they/he || Adult || Lover of the strange and unusual || I talk a lot about old books, Artsy TV and superheros || My Brain is like 90% useless trivia || Eye Enjoyer || pfp by @centipededotgov
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android404 · 42 minutes ago
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watching romeo + juliet with my wife and i casually say “do you see those very unique bright blue neon crosses behind romeo in this scene?” and my wife goes “is this gonna be about supernatural?”. and what so what if it was. god forbid.
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android404 · 43 minutes ago
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I think the only way to survive and thrive as a comic book fan is to be a multishipper
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android404 · 6 hours ago
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Dylan so OBVIOUSLY has unmedicated ADHD and it kills me that he thinks of himself as a failure/loser (and his wife also kind of thinks it of him)
being very perk-motivated, being good at macrodata refinement because it's kind of like a video game and also involves clear successes/incentives, getting really into interests only to spend a bunch of money on them and then fizzle out later on, being really bad with budgeting and long-term thinking about money in general, forgetting to do the cookies for the bake sale
this man needed an ADHD coach and some Adderrall and he got severed instead
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android404 · 7 hours ago
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Showing the cis women who make fics about skinny hairless bottom trans men a trans bear with a strap so they get heart attacks
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android404 · 15 hours ago
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android404 · 15 hours ago
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helena after the talk in the chinese restaurant: yay! i got a good grade in Mark Scout, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
mark: god i need. a lobotomy
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android404 · 21 hours ago
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Matt Murdock
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android404 · 22 hours ago
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womb tattoo on forehead because mind pregnate with ideas
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android404 · 1 day ago
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android404 · 1 day ago
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devon severance is too real bc the most wonderful bisexual woman you know will somehow end up with the lowest-lifeform man in human existence
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android404 · 1 day ago
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Helly R. 💙
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android404 · 1 day ago
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people who have obsessions are the only ones i know how to buy presents for. everyone else gets the loose change at the bottom of my purse
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android404 · 1 day ago
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Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??
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android404 · 1 day ago
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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”
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android404 · 1 day ago
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does anybody else have a discord server thats only yourself and nobody else exclusively used to send images from your mobile phone to your tablet or computer
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android404 · 2 days ago
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New hawkeye comic plot idea: he has a mental breakdown and says fuck it to the super hero business and runs away to make his OWN circus that isn't traumatic... but is brought back into being a superhero when he saves some kids from an evil mastermind or smth like that
I just want him wearing silly outfits again
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android404 · 2 days ago
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the markhelena scene being long and drawn out and directed in a way that felt artistic and observational VERSUS the markhelly scene being brief, non-explicit, mostly-clothed, and shot in clear, open lighting because it's completely honest and it's completely for them, not us, not any broader purpose; them giggling and fumbling like highschoolers; them communicating explicit consent and being tentative and nervous. Markhelly you are so dear to me <3
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