#POOR STANLEY .??? OMG

[gay-dorito-dust]

I JUST SAW YOUR ONE WITH BILL POSSESSING READER AND OMG, adding onto bill possessing the reader and pushing them into the portal, can you do one where readers just like "fuck it, if I betrayed him and everyone thinks that might as well" and joins bill, I just think k it would be a cool concept, especially if Ford realizes way too late that reader was innocent.

I’m combining these who requests cuz they are practically the same.

Bill came to you the night after Ford had kicked you out of the shack in the form of a dream.

You didn’t even need to see him to know it was him, there was signs and the obvious one was when the birch trees opened their eyes to stare at you. ‘Bill.’ You said calmly.

��My favourite fleshbag!’ Bill replied as he hovered in front of you, tipping his top hat towards you but you only looked at him blankly, having had your heart ripped out of your chest mere moments ago, that nothing was left from the encounter other then a dull ache where your heart should’ve been.

‘Hope you’re happy because I’m despised for the things YOU DID AS ME!’ You roared as you grabbed ahold of Bill with your bare hands and bringing him close to your face so that he could see the hurt, the betrayal; but most importantly the angry balding within your eyes so clearly like star constellations on a cloudless night.

‘And they didn’t let you explain? Not even mr logistics himself fordsy?’ Bill asked, finding this really heard to believe as your reality, but the way your eyes became sharp as steel at the mention of Ford’s name only made Bill start to believe that the nerd could’ve done something so heartless. ‘Oh you poor flesh bag.’ He coos as he pats your face with his small hand. ‘I knew I could smell the desire for revenge from dimensions away.’ He adds and you push him away, scoffing as you brought your attention to the landscape that your mind took; a serene forest with fairy lights hung from the branches high about you with the sound of frogs croaking and crickets to accompany the perpetual drizzle of light rainfall.

It was a weird place for you to be, especially with what you went through just moments prior, it felt too calm for a reflection of your current mental state and Bill noticed this abnormality too. You went through the biggest betrayal of your life and your dreamscape was barely affected by the reality you lived in, how fascinating. ‘I don’t want revenge.’ You said to Bill.

‘Are you sure? They didn’t even give you room to explain yourself, they took it at face value and tossed you aside like you were nothing.’ Bill said as he watched your face for every possible expressing he could get out of you. ‘Ford didn’t value you, neither did Stanley so why bother keeping your loyalties to men who don’t see your worth, nor value your loyalty that you’ve given them as they curse your name because they didn’t think you’d do anything in retaliation. Think about it getting even with them while dropping the truth on them will be a spectacle for the ages.’ Bill finishes as he leans towards you while whispering promises into your ears.

You let bill into your head once and you promised that you wouldn’t ever again, you’ve learnt your lesson but you were lost within your emotions, your grief of your friendship with Ford as you allowed him to shatter your last hope for someone to take your side in this long winded argument. That and Bill’s whispers of revenge and getting your own back at the old men has you succumbing to thoughts you’d never thought you were comfortable of thinking so freely as you did in that moment.

‘You promise to make their lives hell?’ You asked.

‘You’re not the only one they’ve wronged. I’ve dedicated my long life to seeing them helpless as I destroy their everything.’ Bill replied as he stuck out his hand, blue flames licking at his palms as it illuminated the dark forest and yourselves. ‘There’s no point denying it kid, you and I? We’re more alike than you think. We both wanna see lesser Sixer and Sixer eat dirt for what they’ve done to us, so let’s make that a reality partner.’ He adds.

-mini skip-

‘We need to wait for my partner, I can’t start torturing you all without them, I kinda promised them a front row seat to your demise.’ Bill said as he caged up Stan, Ford, Dipper and Mabel into their respective prisons.

‘You? A partner? You said it yourself Bill you don’t do partners!’ Ford replied sarcastically but something within him told him that something was wrong.

Bill laughed as he waved his hand. ‘Things change Stanford, and besides me and this person have more in common then I originally imagined when I first possessed them.’ He mentions off handedly as the doors open and the Pines Family saw a familiar figure come into the light, dressed in a dark suit/dress with eyes patterned across it as though to show that no corner of the room went unseen by this person; this person being you as you stopped by Bill’s side.

‘Y/n?’ Ford whispered.

You looked at him with a blank look. ‘Hello Stanford. Having fun in your little cage?’ You asked.

‘Y/n please tell me this isn’t true, that you’re working with Bill?’ Ford pressed on as he fought hard to suspended his disbelief for your sake and for the sake that this was all a horrid dream that he’d soon wake up from.

You shrugged. ‘Like he said, we’re more alike than he originally imagined when he first possessed me into pushing you into the portal.’

The family gasped.

‘He possessed you?’ Dipper asked.

‘This whole time…’ Stanley trailed off.

‘You were being used against your will,’ Ford continued as he realised that his and Stan’s treatment of you was unjust and unwarranted, ‘and now you’re working with him…why you’re my assistant!’ He adds knowing that Bill was using you against him once again.

‘Oh don’t get all jealous that your partner has found someone better fordsy.’ Bill said as he puts a hand on your shoulder, squeezing it possessively. ‘Besides they just found someone better to spend eternity with.’ Bill adds as Ford could only sit in the realisation that if he had let you speak instead of assume the worst of you, then maybe you’d still be by his side, happy.

But he failed you as much as he failed his brother and Fiddleford. Ford had no one to blame but himself and it’ll be something he’d have to live with for the rest of his life, assuming he should live that long after you and Bill we’re through with him.

[hazybisou]

TOOTHLESS

blurb

reader x jack hughes

summary: y/n finds out through twitter that jack has lost a tooth and calls to see for herself.

a/n: IT MADE ME CACKLE HELLA HARD!! like imagine the lisp he’s gonna have 😭😭 it’s gonna be hella cute but wayyyy too fucking funny. also i js had to write this like cmon 🤣🤣

jack was away in Raleigh for the second game of round two of the stanley cup playoffs against the carolina hurricanes. you stayed home due to have finals but were still able to watch the first game.

you were finishing up homework while watching the second game, the score being 1-4, the canes winning. you finished typing up your essay when you got a text from your friend, jane.

janey boo 🙃

did you see?!!

you

see what?

janey boo 🙃

JACK LOST HIS TOOTH

you

WDYM HE LOST HIS TOOTH

janey boo 🙃

i was scrolling through tiktok and saw a picture of jack missing his front tooth to the sound bigger than the whole sky

you

BAHHHHHAHAHAHA

WAIT OMG THATS SO RUDE

poor jack

BUT LIKE IWHSHABXSJ

OMG IMA GO LOOK

janey boo 🙃

woody and mercer and jack are now the toothless trio

you

THEYRE TRIPLETS HOW CUTE

ANYWAYS BYE

you couldn’t help the little laughs and giggles that escaped. you open up twitter and search up ‘jack hughes’ and clicking on ‘latest’. you scroll down and can’t help but burst out laughing. you probably looked crazy right now but this news was too funny.

you look up and notice the game has ended, the canes winning 6-1. you decided to wait a couple minutes, knowing it would only be a matter of seconds until jack would text you, something along the lines of ‘i just got out of the arena’.

a couple of minutes later, you’re phone dinged and you saw it was jack who texted. it said ‘hey i just left and am headed back to the hotel’. you don’t respond as you immediately go and click on his contact before the phone started ringing.

“hello?”

“hey babe, just wanted to let you know that you played great tonight. m’ sorry about the loos,” you told him syntactically.

jack smiled on the other end, “thanks. i appreciate it. anyways, what were you doing?” you noticed he had a small lisp. it was cute. his words sounded like a little kindergartners.

you just smiled at the question, knowing jack would always ask about your day and how it went. “oh i was just finishing up some homework. nothing much. why?”

“just wanted to know,” jack responds. you look down at your phone and realize he’s facetiming. you slide the button and are met with the ceiling of his car. you hear the jingle of keys and rustling before he picks his phone up and his face comes in view. “hi.”

“hi.” you respond back. “whatcha doing?”

he smiled. “nothing. just gonna head to the hotel before getting to see you again.”

the smile on your face grew even bigger before you remembered why you called him so fast. “hey jack?” he perked up and hummed. “could you smile at me real quick?”

jack looked at you suspiciously before shrugging and showing you a toothy grin. you just giggled before small laughs started to come out and soon you were cackling.

jack looked confused.

by the time you were done laughing tears began to fall from how hard you were laughing. “oh jack..your tooth.” you finally told him.

he finally got it and just began to pout. “it’s not funny.” he remarked.

“just a little bit. it’s ok though.” you told him. “it’s cute. especially your lisp.”

jack’s cheeks turned pink at the comment. “stop, it’s not cute.” he still had the same pout on. you just started at him with loving eyes.

“jack, baby, it’s ok.” you cooed but he didn’t seem convinced. “you’re still the same jack it’s just you’ll be missing 2% of that smile i love so much.”

“i hate it though.” jack whined. “it makes me sound weird.”

you just stared at him. “it doesn’t matter jack, alright? i still love you and always will.”

“that helped a little.” you just laughed before continuing to talk.

“i have to go and study for that exam i have next week. just make sure you get back safely. call or text me when you’re at the hotel. i love you.”

“i love you too.” jack said back. you said your goodbyes before you hung up and went back to watching the tv. you kept laughing at the thought of jack coming home with a missing tooth.

idk if i hate or love this. but wtv. his tooth is now gone 😔😔 ALSO THE WAY LUKE COULDVE SAID MORE ABT JACKS TOOTH IF HE WANTED TO BUT KNEW JACK WOULD BEAT HIS ASS IF HE DID AND PROB TOLD HIM NOT TO SAY ANYTHING ABT IT IS JS SO FUNNY TO ME!! jack literally reminds me of a pirate with taht crusty ass heard 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[youcancallmeemma]

Omg... she's... done... it's... 4am😭

Smiling & CO by: @springbon-t-art

I'm... kinda proud of her, ngl😝 Massive improvement from my last drawing! (Btw, can you recognize the background I used😏)

More (unnecessary) Info about her under the cut if you're interested!!

She's actually a gacha character... one of my OG OCs from gacha... I recently made her in gacha life two, just to get a rush of nostalgia. Then I saw this post... and I know it was time to show her off.

I wish I could make images smaller :(

I made some couple changes when I drew her!! Like her mask and her top. The reason is bc I'm still learner how to draw, and I'm pretty bad at drawing loose or detailed clothing sooo... yeah. I just pretended that she got different clothes on for the photo 😀 I also just realized I forgot to finish her belt... NOOOOOO😭😭😭😭

Her goopy eye!! So, I can't remember the lore I gave the poor lady, but she had something going on.

The only thing I do remember is that she sometimes wears an eyepatch to cover her eye, but she hates it so she usually has it off.

She's also strong!! I visibly remember saying that myself "She's super buff and string and cool...heh" when I was playing gacha life at like 10 years old... or something.

Nothing else really!!

Inspiration for the pose:

https://pin.it/2LzONiJGF

To see my improvement:... I'm cringing so bad rn🙂

[lizzylifts]

School list +little rant

School is starting next week for me and I'm poor af and low self esteem low, car broke down, and I need to use the bus for transportation but I need to go w my siblings. We don't have enough to do a shopping list and have to reuse items from last yr, and omg I've gained weight and none of my pants fit me.

Unless I can get tips to loose weight or how to 🏋 new clothes, except I'll need to go on the bus for anywhere. Also what do you guys do with the stuffs you 🏋 if you still live w ur parents. Bc idk what to tell them if I do 🏋 bigger items like clothes, what would I tell them bc we don't have money to buy anything so I'll get caught and asked where I got these items

I dont think I'll post frequently bc I have no where to go

If I do have a chance to 🏋 for back to school it'll have to be these items:

• star pimple patches (so cute and perfect when I need to hide big ass pimples)

• pimple patches(star patches don't work and are like just for show)

● new perfume(where's the best place to get perfume)

●new pants(I desperately need)

●Jewelry (need moree)

●makeup (I'm running out of a lot)

●pens, notebooks, planning journal, sticky notes (haven't shopped for supplies yet)

●claw clips, headbands

●razors, shaving cream(what's the best razors)

●makeup wipes and micellar water (i have nothing left...)

●nail polish, fake nails

●lip oils and glosses

●make up bag, pencil pouch

●socks and shorts

●skincare items, lotion

●water bottle, hydroflask or Stanley

Sometimes I wish I didn't have to resort to this method to be able to live comfortably and have items for school. Yet I also love the thrill and adrenaline I get.

I can't find a job for fcking life, but I'll continue trying igg. I refuse money define how I'll live and I'll eventually get whatever I want.

Thanks for reading my little rant,

Xoxo

[r0tt1ngr4bb1t]

OMG ASHUR POSTED ANOTHER TUMBLR REACTION VIDEO YIPEEEE

Also the Comments tho I'm Dying-💀

Ah yes, The four People during this Scene, :

Mark is like, "I tried to warn You Argos."

The Clouds are just talking on another Subject that is About a Therapist 💀

Stanley, Also known as ✨ Stan.the.man ✨ (Idk why I just love this Username lol). Poor Guy is having a Existential crisis-

and LASTLY! Mr. Plant, His Comment gives me the "Whoever Hurts Argos, I will kill everyone in the room and then Myself" Vibes for some reason yk-?

Anyways! That's all :D

[weirdoldstans]

Omg the Stangst potential of poor little Stanley, broken, alone in the world, full of heartache having this little secret of his. He doesn’t keep much stuff on him, poor baby is living out of his car, he’s got no space or money for that matter. Maybe he does find a person or two that he makes the mistake of opening up too and is met with ridicule. He was already shy enough about this side of him. Purge cycle after purge cycle he always crawls back. By the time he’s in Gravity Falls he’s decided to just keep it to himself and stops purging because damn it all he feels pathetic when he caves and buys more things anyway. Might as well just stick everything in a box somewhere for when the urge to toss everything flairs up again. I like the other anons idea of him feeling so bad about indulging after Ford disappears. Maybe he finds a box of similar stuff in Ford’s house and is just gutted because he’s bother might be out there all scared and alone wanting his toys and diapers while Stan’s still here.

WAHHH BABYYY...

in any context stan getting burned for showing his soft side is SO SAD, it is EXTRA SAD when he's babey :(((

AND HIM WORRYING ABOUT FORD NOT HAVING HIS BABY STUFF GAHHH I CRY!! stanley pines i care you

[yippeeeeewhereami]

I made another one.

that’s not true, sorry. I made this reaction note mess a few days ago when I watched ep 2 of TADC. I wanted to write it down for my moot @siritheneo and it’s been in my notes so I’m just gonna share it online cause only like 7 people are gonna see it and im bored as hell (and impatient). Enjoy :]

⚠️SPOILERS (KINDA??) PASS THIS POINT BUT ALSO THIS IS LIKE A MONTH AFTER THE EPISODE CAME OUT (I PROCASTATED SO MUCH) ⚠️

miss mam really put her whole soul into that please (pop off ig)

This is kinda sick

JABAKS

mommmyyy ragathhaaaaa

The animation is so fluid rahhh

CAINEEEEEDEE (low key kinda love caine)

BUBBELEE 

OMG BUBBLE NOT ON YOUTUBE

MOMMY/DADDY ZOOOBLEEEEE

I can understand (irl friend) on Jax lowkey 

Gangle’s such a cutie

AAAAAAAAAAA THE GUMMY ELEPHANT!!!! HES SO CUTERE

this is land is giving Ena (I think its power of potluck???? The one with the gray guys)

ITS THE PRINCESS!!

CAINE RELIGION OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG IMG OMG

I <3 FANTASY RELIGION

mommy

LESBIANS

Pomni’s so sad (I love her)

ford 150 (I MEANT F-150 GHDHDUDBSJS)

Jax is so based

LESBAINS (the sequel)

Please I don’t trust gangle with the wheel (I fully believe she can’t drive (idk why I just know she can’t drive(she?? them??)))

AAAAAAAAAAA GUMMMMYYY GATORS

why do they all sound like weird Tom cardys 

ROADDDDTRIPPPPPP

I love and hate jax

KINGERRRRRR <33333

this is so stupid I love it

HAJSVWJABAJHSHAJAHSJSJS (“aren’t you supposed to be submissive and agreeable”)

AHHSHSHAHSHS GANGLES VOICE

the sounds that purple gators making sounds straight out ena 

KINGER ARE YOU OKAY

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY KNIFES BACK HERE

pomni <3333

AAAAAa RAGATHAAA ARE YOU OKAYYYYY

IAHAIAHAKWBAKASJA THE FUCKING TRUCK

Ooopiess he fell out the map lmao

Why is his va kinda slaying it

OMG KNG OMG OMG THSTS SO FUCKING COOL (the scene where he finds the like copy thingys under the map (I’m so bad at describing stuff))

IS THIS WHY HE DIES

WHAT THE HELL THIS IS AWESOMEEEE

THIS FEELS LIKE AN ENA EPISODE

:OOOOOO

crisis

THE MUSIC IS SO ENA-CORE

oh shit okay this is so cool 

So like weirdly trippy

Poor gator guy

OMG SHUT UPPPP JAXXX

THE CHOCOLATE GUY LOOKS LIKE TAHT ONE MUSIC OPERA MAKER

THE FUDGEEEEEE

it is murder (my guy is giving dnd mimic vibes (what am I on))

Jax is so mean but like is such a fun character 

YES POMNI

NO POMNI

#sadboyhours:((((

oh buddy its okayyy

yes pomniii comfort himmmm pop offf

damn okay gator boy

AWWWWWEEEEE POMNIIIII (THATS NOT GONNA WORK BUT THATS OKAY, ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS)

AWEEEEE POMNII <333

AWEEEEE GUMMYGOOOO (THATS A STUPID FUCKING NAME)

YESSSS POMNIII

ITS ENA MUSIC BUT LIKE MORE ORCHESTRAL 

Why does orange gator sound like Tom cardy 

hold up what just happened

HAHAHAHA

Kinger wtf is that a bucket (HES SO STANLEY-CORE)

lesbians part 3 (pomni edition)

AHAHSHEHAHSHSHAVSHJAXXXXX

Ahahahaha how wholesome.

He’s so mad

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAPRINCESSS LADYYY

THE FUDGE

OMG AHAHSHAHAH HOLY SHIT (gummygoo death)

THEY KILLED HIM SO WEIRDLY BRUTALLY 

ZOOOOBLEEE <3333

MOMMMYYYY/DADDDYYYY ZOOBLEEEEE

Awe jax 

WAIT DO ABSTRACTED PEOPLE ACTUALLY DIE??????

awe ragatha 

Awe I’m actually sad

No one talked about this on tumblr :(

Aweeeeeeeeeeee that’s so bittersweet <33333

YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY THE ENDDDD

that was kinda sick with it

that was such a mess. Have fun trying to guess when each of these happened or whatever the correct wording is.

[thelovelybitten]

vera’s first watch of south park — season six (part 1)

i’m blazing thru these seasons like it’s nothing omg. happy tho, i like it more and more each day.

EPISODE 1:

new intro ???? the old one will be missed

TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY best part of the new intro

THE BUTTERS SHOW GHBGBFDJ HE’S SO JFKBSKJD

butters why are u in kenny’s sweater

oh. that’s why

stan still referring to butters as kenny haha

kyle spitting facts. once again

STAN NOT THE LYING

KYLE TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

THEN THEY ALL WATCHING CARTMAN ON THE PHONE

nah butters was real for saying no

“kenny would have done it.” STAN NOT THE PEER PRESSURE GOOD LORD

y’all is gaslighting him >:(

oh my god.

poor butters :’(

the three boys are so terrible for this

like poor baby boy

oh no oh NO BUTTERS IS IN FOR IT

the BOYS ARE SO MEAN

BUTTERS IS SO FUCKING REAL FOR CALLING OUT THE BOYS

oh fuck the largest PUTT PUTT GOLF COURSE ?? butters winning as he should

oh god butters gonna be grounded for a decade

CARTMAN FDJBKBFDSKFS HE LOOKS SO SILLY

i know cartman ain’t abt to beat up his lovely mother BC IT’S ON SIGHT

what the FUCK CARTMAN

WHATEVER, WHATEVER THANK YOU TIKTOK

this 4 month child is wild

WHAT IS THIS MELODY BUTTERS ??#?2/31?

EPISODE 2:

i miss the old intro

wait kenny isn’t in the postcard

so he’s actually dead dead??? FUCK :’(

STOP CALLING BUTTERS KENNY >:(

i hate how they making butters do all this shit god it’s sad

wait what the fuck

EW DON’T MAKE BUTTERS EAT HIS OWN-

I’MMA THROW UP NOW

it’s AIDES NOT AIDS GOD DAMMIT

oh no butters i hope he slims down for his own sanity

cartman. don’t talk to butters to like that u are no different jackass

GUYS STOP

U ARE 9 YEARS OLD U CANNOT PERFROM LIPOSUCTION SURGERY

honestly if this gets graphic i’m skipping thru it

CARTMAN EW WHAT THE FUCK

this is so fucked up i can’t condone this my sons are feral and i wanna protect butters so badly

HE’S LITERALLY DYING CHRIS

OH LORD.

i’m so disappointed with my kids rn

like poor fuckin butters he’s so baby and he’s being bullied

what the hell oh my god the sign

butters gets beat by his own parents??? god the trauma for butters

EPISODE 3:

god this is almost unwatchable

TAKE ON ME SO REAL

where is miss liane ???

i’m so sad rn

also irritated

IKE !!!! HE’S LITTLE SKI FIT

can we get the shit off of butters’ face

OH NO IKE MY BABY

FRENCH FRIES, PIZZA

stan is like. wtf

I KNOW UR NOT SHITTING ON MY BEST SON, MY FAVE SON

stan is so unbothered as he should

the parents JUST WANNA SKI

heather?

STAN IS 8 BFFR

EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHERS WATCHING STAN RACE LMAO

STAN IS SO BABY FJBKDBFKDSKG

BUTTERS BUSTIN IT DOWN AS HE SHOULD HE ATE THOSE 4 SECONDS

stan: :| he’s so unfazed

AYO ???? I’M WORRIED FOR STANLEY

he’s GOT HEATHER ???

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HEATHER

i wish wendy was the female lead fucking missed opportunity

let’s GO SKIER!STAN

hc: stan is so athletic, football? baseball? skiing? HE IS A BEAST

i also hc stan being good at hockey too

let’s GO STAN MY BOYYYY

kyle looking at a picture of him and stan style crumbs

stan is doing so well i love him

NOT THE TITS KNSGBSBSD

stan main slayer

so FUCKING WEIRD

EPISODE 4:

okay boys this show is. a choice.

SHELLY WATCHING BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER SO REAL AND TRUE OF HER

y’all robbing butters

OOP. CARTMAN.

BUTTERS IS STILL HOLDING SHELLY’S TAMPONS GSKBDSGBKS

kids YOU CAN’T GO INTO A BAR

boat going through anger management i would too

DAMN SHELLY GOING THRU IT

i feel u miss girl, i feel u.

lord LMAOOOOOO

*immediately calls clyde* so FUCKING VALID

EPISODE 5:

my fucking KIDS I HAVE MISSED THEM SO

YO WHAT THE FUCK NOT THE CASUAL BEHEADING

SAVE THE BBY COWS

KYLE DON’T DO IT

cartman is A FREAK

kyle destroying cartman as he should

stan in HIS LITTLE SPY SUIT

“we have to carry them one by one” is carrying TWO AT A TIME

stan fighting his parents SO SLAY OF HIM

KYLE ATE TOO

oh no BUTTERS U GOT THIS

BUTTERS NAMED ALL THE COWS OMG A BABY

LIANE A QUEEN

stan becoming a vegan??? he won’t last i’m sorry

craig’s FAMILY JKFDSNJKFDKS

i love dogs thank u for ur service

cartman IS SLAYING FOR THIS

8 FUCKING DAYS HOLY SHIT

stan looks so bad omg

wtf

TOLD Y’ALL HE COULDN’T BE VEGAN

lowkey this is fuel for my fanfic

[pacificradiant]

oh i love the stanley parable so much

For me this game is comforting like an old friend. Though regularly i find something new about it: new endings, new details, omg i just found out there is a demo!

It's much different from other games, and actually any other media i know. TSP is so absurd and ironic. Its full of sarcasm. It laughs on game indistry, gamers, its own players. Marketing? Sequels? Critics? DLCs? Hold my bucket.

It breaks all the rules (and m brain smtms). It has no plot and all damn plots at the same time. Characters? Well we have blank main hero and a narrator.. and perhaps a bucket. But it is sooo smooth and sophisticated and exciting!

I must separately note the Narrator. He has these iconic vibes I'm in love with. But what i find the most awesome-- he even has no particular role or personality! Depending on an ending he can be stanley's enemy or nicest friend, psychopath or poor little meow meow losed control. (Man what's the game you playing...) So i think he's more of a story tool, innit amazing?

Sometimes I'm not even sure whether it satirises or being serious cause oh it seems to be more deep and thoughtful than my life. I just fond of the way it keeps astonish me

[lemonstars8583]

How in the world did Ballora get out of the facility? Also omg Foxy just snuck out in a disguise some poor security is getting fired.

Worlds worst system

— @lemonbaloni

(BIG ramble under the cut you have been warned LOL)

TO BE HONEST IDK LMFAO? I mean considering throughout a majority of Dance With Me she’s fuckin invisible i guess that explains it 😭 illusion disc bullshit that allowed her to just slip under the radar and Leave

HOWEVER considering in Room For One More Stanley is told that his job as a security guard isn’t to make sure nobody gets in, but that nothing gets OUT

AAAND in Sister Location Circus Baby says:

“I’ve been out before, but they always it me back. They always put us back inside. There is nowhere for us to hide”

This means that in BOTH the game and book universes management is FULLY aware the animatronics are trying to escape and are always looking out for it and trying to prevent it

“I’ve been out before” means that they’ve managed to LEAVE but were found and dragged back in, so some managers n shit have goooootta be out searching.

the only one who’s really safe is Freddy (so long as nobody finds out he’s actually functional again and not a pile of scrap). Circus Baby is safe for now but considering what happened with Michael and how his body decayed, she won’t be safe for too long.

OH RIGHT i haven’t talked about that yet oh goody. WELL UH. idk how to put this but in this universe’s version of To Be Beautiful circus baby pulled an ennard with Sarah 😭 so have fun with that info i’ll draw stuff about it eventually

Foxy and Ballora are most at risk of being found. Considering Foxy is out and about taxi-ing people throughout the day I think she’d be in the MOST danger, but Foxy thinks pretending to be human with the illusion discs will make all his problems go away, he’ll just act like a human and fool everyone and nobody will know it’s him. Howeverrr the illusion discs function via sound, so when you’re in a car with all the windows closed, the only one who’s gonna be fooled is your passenger. Because of this Foxy probably continues to bundle up and hide most of his body with clothing hold on what the fuck

spontaneous fucked up bonbon appearance….

okay 😭 anyway

as for Ballora she’s just. idk what she’s doing she doesn’t really have a plan in life rn, she’s just living with Kasey and having a nice time with someone who cares about her. At night I’d imagine she’d go out stalking for “bad people” to torment for their crimes as a way to make up for her own wrongdoings like i’ve mentioned before so her nightly trips also put her at risk of being found but . once again she just Turns Invisible lmao idk. girlbossing

[arthur-sims]

THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL 29 SPOILERS

OMG IT WAS THE ARCHIVIST THAT MADE SAM SPILL HIS TRAUMA

STANLEY?!?? TSP

YOU WHATS HAPPENING!?!!

DONT GO IN THERE IDIOT. DINT GO DOWB THE CREEPY STAIRS

DONT GRAB FROM THE WIERD ROON YOU IDIOT

NO STANLEYY

HUH OH GOD STOP DONT OPEN YOURSELF?!!?

Oh yay Teddy is back

Aww poor Teddy

OMG WHAT WGAT WHAT

[north-park]

Some thoughts about the special i have never wrote down before i forget:

• i really appreciate the background? There was a shot of another classroom and it really stuck with me because i think this is one of the few if not only other time we see another classroom?

Idk it was a rare sight and it was cool

• Stan's plot. Omg my little poor babyboy Stanley, i loved him in this ep and how incredibly in-character he was, yes, he more than other characters would be hurt by forced loneliness and try to masquarede it projecting it on the ones he considers "weak" (like Butters) before admitting he was the weak one all along, he is scared of change and wants everything to return as it was when he was happier, Peak Stan Marsh Storyline

• I guess this is a minor complain but I really disliked that Kyle didn't hug him when Stan was crying, c'mon Kyle, your SBF has expressed his own deepest pain with more honesty than ever before and you don't even hug him? Is this really the moment of social distancing?

I get that Kyle kinda... didn't do anything here lbr but him doing nothing is worse than being mean to me, Cartman didn't hug him either but at least he was moved enough by his tears to do SOMETHING at least, which leads to...

• Cartman and Randy, specifically them having really similar character arcs, starting as just serving their selfish interests until they realize other people shouldn't suffer for their wishes, with Cartman actually being the more sympathetic out the two, and as we know... this will become a recurring trend for these specials... for the better or worse

Of course both of their attempts are destroyed by Garrison, a really interesting choice tbh, Garrison is very similar to both of them too, but leaning towards Cartman's explicitly ruthless and delusional side while Randy is more.... grounded i guess?

• I have talked about Randy and Jimbo not being siblings anymore, but in this special it makes sense why, Randy is suddently very cruel towards Jimbo, it's like the show forgot they are friends, it would be pretty weird even for Randy to use his brother as guinea pig for his weed covid vaccine; and also cuz, y'know he's trying to make him smoke his cum but whatever

• Nothing to say about her but I liked Sharon in this ep, i'm hust confused if the ending implies she is lying to Randy about smoking weed?

• Stephen and Butters... i really like how pissed off they were all lmao, it's one of those eps that really reminds you they are father and son

Butters is pretty interesting bc... despite the plot revolving around him he doesn't do a lot in this special, he is mostly there to give voice to the audience and complain on how incompetent everyone is, i'm pretty sure in the italian version Butters is the only kid to swear trought the entire to show, not Cartman, not Kenny, BUTTERS.

I think both Stan and the show kinda want to play with your expectations, Stan is right saying that the pandemic is hurting people who cracks down as easily as Butters, but he is not suffering the way he is, Butters is just angry, angry because he keeps being lied to and get denied of the things he thinks he rightfully should have, again a very Butters-like plot

But while everyone is suffering from isolation and the world failing on you and you failing the world as well, this pain is really mostly about Stan, Butters wishing for a bear is pretty cute tho and i hope they got him one later one 👍

Stephen also only appears in minor scenes but I kinda loved him? This is maybe the more openly aggressive he has ever been, there is no moment he isn't repling badly to someone, it's like he's having an even shittier week than the usual, love when in the chatroom scene he suddently calls out Thomas out nowhere because he doesn't want Butters to be near to Craig, which funny enough happens right in the next scene, he does actually knows his sons after all

Also minor note but. Why was Tweek's mom was spying Wendy's mom in the dressing room What was that

And the scene in the town where he just punches and knocks down Wendy's mom out the blue?? Causing the entire town to fight eachother??? He was NOT having him that day, do not cross roads with Stephen Stotch when his son is upsetting him if you don't want trouble lmao

[innocencewashere]

( hope you will get better soon omg poor Ceres :c /gen )

anyways I wanted to add my thoughts to zending again cuz why not!!

i don’t really think that it was Stanley who decided to die instead of being with Narrator and listening to him. It was the player.

The game is really confusing me about how it’s changing between Stanley and player, just how it works out-

ahhh it’s too hard to explain xddd

The player is the one who decided to kill Stanley, and I can prove why Stanley wouldn’t do it. You see, in the Real Person Ending Narrator says that Stanley would take the choice seriously. He knows Stanley well enough. but in Zending Narrator doesn’t know that it��s not Stanley not liking the game but player. Narrator still thinks that Stanley hates his game and would kill himself not to play it. That really hurts. You are the one deciding the story.

And see? Narrator created a room for Stanley, but still left a door. I think he didn’t do that on purpose… Have you noticed that Narrator usually loses control over the game at the end? When you’re doing something he would not like you to do. (I think I have already said about it, but idc.)

So I just was trying to say that in Zending it was the player who decided to kill Stanley, in my opinion ofc

ALSOOOOO

To add on to my Bucket ask, did you know that the Zending Ending is locked the MOMENT Stanley is holding the Bucket? Like, it's physically impossible to encounter that ending. Why, you ask? Because there's no bucket variant for it.

There's no bucket variant for the ONLY ENDING where The Narrator is begging for Stanley not to die. There's no bucket variant for the ONLY TIME where The Narrator is truly, undoubtedly happy with Stanley for mere moments.

There's no bucket variant for that single ending.

And that got me thinking — why?

And then I started to realize;

That is the only canonical ending where The Narrator genuinely seems happy. That is the only ending where Stanley is physically implied to be limping in pain. That is the only ending where pain is something Stanley is shown to feel.

And it's the only ending where even the Bucket doesn't have power over it.. because, in that ending; Stanley chose to leave.

There was no 3rd party for the potential divorce or s__cide.

It was a choice to never come back.

anywho how's life Ceres :D

(PS: I know that the Skip Button Ending doesn't have a bucket variant either, but I feel like it's got a different feel in comparison to the Zending Ending. I'll talk about how the Skip Button Ending kind of feels like a very toxic boomerang relationship to me in a another time :D)

—���️non, also I love your recent post abt The Narrator turning into a bucket btw!! I feel like Lovebug!Stanley would place "Property of Stanley" stickers onto The Narrator literally every chance he gets lol

I'm sorry it took me so long to get to this, I've been very sick (still am) and havent really had motivation to do anything.

Anyways, I absolutely love reading all your rambles and stuff, I wish my thoughts were coherent enough to think if something to add, but right now I hope you're okay with just "you are so right, and that kinda hurts"

Obviously the Zending always hurts though. This is really such a cool analysis and way of interpreting the Bucket endings.

I could probably go on about how I personally interpret all these things to help fit into my crafted lore, but again, no thoughts head empty. Perhaps another time.

(Ps. You are so right about the sticker thing. Lovebug Stanley really would do that, the menace.)

[stoner-anon]

I . THINK IM IN SHOCK .???? OMG .??

[sethjarvy]

I went back to read my two 1st flyers lb and some things never change do they

i know some shit now, flyers would indeed be fucked without carter

“do…… do they always play like this :///////“ yes

omg look my 1st jinx

lmao little did i know

i feel bad for her

[jahayla-parker]

This Sacred Heart: Tom Holland x Reader SMAU

Not a request, just something that came to me awhile ago and had to post in honor of my baby’s birthday!

Singer!Reader x Tom Holland

Warnings: None!

Face Claim: Selena Gomez

Disclosure: lyrics and songs are not mine, nor are most of the photos.

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Tomholland2013: Tried to surprise Y/N by coming home early for our anniversary.. While I love coming home to my beautiful girl, this was not what I had envisioned. I clearly interrupted something but she refuses to let me hear what she was working on. So much so that she sat on the floor and just starred at me like that. Whatever it is, she’s going to kill it as always. Yet she won’t let me hear, a bit rude isn’t that? Even so, angel I love you and am so happy to see you. Once your done hiding in the studio, I have plans to celebrate the most amazing 2 years. Happy anniversary love!

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yourusername: Thomas Stanley Holland, are you actually trying to guilt trip me right now with this post? Boy, nnnnmmhm, now it will be even longer before you hear it

tomholland2013: if I delete it, does my time go back? 

yourusername: I won’t extend it...you don’t need to delete it, after all, I look kinda cute lmao. But, don’t think this is going to speed it up. 

tomholland2013: you look insanely cute always love

tomandynforver: Tom begging for his life here lol

tomhollandfanatic: oooo she full-named him haha

nikkihollandphotography: be patient with the poor girl, it’ll be worth it. It is phenomenal @/yourusername

yourusername: thank you Nikki! I loved you being a sounding board for this track!

tomholland2013: pardon? My mum got to hear it before me? 

ynupdates_: After reading the comments, I am almost certain this is a new album!

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Yourusername: Tom, you’ve always been there for me and helped me with my career in more ways than you know. And when it felt like I had no one, I knew I always had you! Happy two year anniversary T! 🥂Here’s to over 4 years of friendship and 2 years together 🥰 I gotta say, if I had known what I'd known now, I never would've played so nonchalant. ❤️

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tomholland2013: Y/N/N, you’ve been there for me since day one, even in my worst times you could see the best of me 🥹 I know you’re busy recording this week but I don’t want to miss you like this, come back, be here. I miss your American smile darling 😘

yourusername: I maayyyyy be using the wifi one a plane as we speak cause I need to see you too cause no matter where we are, you’re eyes look like coming home 😉

harryholland64: really? Right now his eyes are teary and red despite sporting a dorky grin

yourusername: Baz, go comfort him you Div! I’ll be home soon and will take over when I get there 😊

taylorswift: this looks recent 👀 did he help you while you were writing? What did he think?! Was I right?😌

ynmusiclvr: writing?! Tom mentioned recording!! Does this mean a new album?!

gigilovesyn: ^^^ I think so, and I think I may spot lyrics 👀

yourusername: @/taylorswift nooo I was too shy to share it w/ him at that point so I just hummed through the lyrics while he helped me try different beats and chords 😍 he has heard SNIPPETS (as you could probably tell haha) but that’s all for now 🤫

nikkihollandphotography: I haven’t seen him play guitar in awhile, this is really cute. Happy 2nd anniversary hun ❤️

yourusername: thank you Nikki ❤️ see you in a few days!

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Yourusername: Loved getting away for the weekend and finalizing some writing photocred: Baz @/harryholand64

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tomholland2013: it was a wonderful trip darling, even though you kept sneaking off to write 

zendaya: omg Tom, you’re going to feel so stupid when you see all of the things you’re whining about was worth it

yourusername: says the boy on his phone in the bathroom instead of snuggling next to the fireplace before we leave tomorrow 

tomholland2013: 🏃 

harryholland64: thank you, someone understands photo credits  ❤️

hazosterfield: can’t wait to hear it! 

yourusername: you’ll be waiting until after Tom as normal

hazosterfield: cry, but he has to wait still, others got to hear it

yourusername: if you guys don’t stop the whining, I am blocking all of you. In all seriousness, it is not ready for him to hear yet and I don’t trust you boys to not spoil it to him, so you gotta wait 💁‍♀️

ynismybae: when is the album?! 👀

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Tomholland2013: Darling, your little dance upon finishing writing never fails to bring a smile to my face. I may not have any clue this time what you wrote, but your excitement caused me to be excited nonetheless.  ❤️

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oliviarodrigo: goals! Can’t wait to hear it!

taylorswift: now you just need to head to NY and record! HMU when you’re here  ❤️

yourusername: not a big fan of the photo but thanks baby boy  ❤️

tomholland2013: shush darling, you look amazing  ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

musicgenius1997: awww, I am excited too   👀

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Yourusername: Like a child when our eyes meet ... even during a photoshoot! This is a bit of a through back (a few months) but I am missing you and wanted to say I love you Tommy.  ❤️ P.S. While you suck at spoilers, you know my weakness is keeping surprises/gifts a secret instead of just giving it early .... soooo, if you’re still wanting to hear what I’ve been working on and you see this, I suppose I can show you ONE song  💁‍♀️  ❤️

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tomholland2013: hell yes I am seeing this! I’d love to hear any song you’re ready for me to hear hun. I love and miss you too darling!  ❤️

yourusername: alright London Boy, since filming is happening here, when you’re done on set today, come to the studio and you can hear the whole song this time

harryholland64: thanks Y/N, now he is rushing so much he is knocking things over in his dressing room. It is day 1 of filming and he is already driving my crazy 🙄 

yourusername: lmao sorry Baz . Would you accept an apology through hearing the song after him? 

harryholland64: yes, yes I would accept that

dommoholland: you two are precious  ❤️

ynmusicfanz: can we hear it early too?  👀

yourusername: sorry, not early, but I will drop this single from the album in a few weeks

ynmusicfanz: omg you responded!  😱 thank youuuu  ❤️ 

taylorswift: it is a sweet photo, but your American smile is better 😉

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Tomholland2013: She sent me this saying she finished recording the first song on the new album. Needless to say I am super proud of her and cannot wait to hear it!   👀  ❤️

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yourusername: thank you baby, now hurry up and get here so I can play it for you before I panic and change my mind  😂

tomholland2013: I’m trying, Baz drives like a grandmother I swear

taylorswift: this was such a fun collab!  ❤️

nikkihollandphotography: if it is anything like the demo Y/N I promise he’ll love it  ❤️

yourusername: ahhh thank you  ❤️

tomholland2013: update: I’m in love 

yourusername: I thought you already were in love..?  💁‍♀️

tomholland2013: with you, absolutely was and still am. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️  I was referring to the song. I’m very grateful darling ❤️

ynupdatesweekly: it is so cute she always lets him hear the songs before the world, even though it seems she was scared this time to do so

mymainyn: I think this one was explicitly about him that’s prob why

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Yourusername: London Boy ft @/taylorswift is out now! I am not going to even bother trying to be sneaky about who this one is about, we all know Tom is my London Boy. ❤️ Not that I need an excuse but, who wouldn’t want to write a song about him? Tommy thank you for being my biggest supporter and best friend for 5 years today (not to mention my Gorgeous boyfriend for over 2)! 

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tomholland2013: Y/N, I will never stop thanking you for this song it is the most thoughtful thing ever! You’re clearly better with words, but darling I hope you know I am so much obliged to you for these past 5 years; you’re my everything ❤️

dailyynupdateblog: the fact she is dropping it on their friendiversary is saur cute

hazosterfield: has it really been 5 years already?! Well, I feel old now haha. I don’t get a photo?!

tomholland2013: mate, she and I were friends before she met you

hazosterfield: by a week! and only because I had to miss that week for my other job

yourusername: lol, yes it has been 5 years, but you don’t need to feel old; you’re just as childish as ever Haz! And, no, no photo/post, this song is about Tom not you... but happy early 5yrs to you too Haz

tomholland2013: don’t cave to the Div darling, we all know we were much better friends since day 1 than you and him 

hazosterfield: @/yourusername, thank you, nice to be appreciated, @/tomholland2013 bite me mate

taylorswift: excited for the world to hear it! She worked so hard on this, I am honored she wanted me to be featured on it ❤️

yourusername: I love you, thank you for helping!

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Tomholland2013: Bloody hell, this track and this woman are incredible! Ever since we met 5 years ago @/yourusername, I knew you’d do amazing things. 5 years and 1 (soon to be two) albums later and I still am so proud of you every day! Darling, this song in remarkable and I am so esteemed you chose me as your muse for it. ❤️❤️❤️

P.s. while this may be a single, she is not

yourusername: omg your last little note, you dork 😂. I love you ❤️

taylorswift: damn my best friend is beautiful 

tomholland2013: isn’t she?!

nikkihollandphotography: amazing song and girl, love you both 

tomholland2013: we love you too mum  ❤️

tuwaine: am I one of the mates mentioned?

yourusername: of course lol  ❤️

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Yourusername: Happy birthday to my baby boy Tommy! ❤️ Tommy, you never fail to make me smile. But I got to say, I see Sparks Fly whenever you smile Gorgeous. Undoubtedly, you are the best thing that’s ever been Mine. I thank the universe for you every day, you’re so precious! I will see you soon baby, love you!

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tomholland2013: These photos lol  😂 Princess, I don’t know what to say other than that I love you and can’t wait until your flight lands  ❤️

harryholland64: he isn’t lying, he dragged me to the airport already  😂

yourusername: awww baby, I told you I am just now boarding though  ❤️

tomholland2013: I know, but it is only a couple hours from where your last stop, so I don’t mind  ❤️ ❤️❤️

zendaya: love these photos, I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard  😂

oliviarodrigo: I spy some lyrics  👀

ynhollandgoals: thank you for blessing us with these pictures!  😂

harryholland64′s story:

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Tomholland2013: No caption needed; go buy it next week! #thankyousomuchbaby #thissacredheart  ❤️

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yourusername: I am so glad you liked it baby  ❤️

tomholland2013: the best birthday gift ever darling, I loved it  ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

yourusername: geee, no pressure for next year  😂

hazosterfield: this is sick! Love it, super stoked to hear it tomorrow

ynandtom: WE HAVE ALBUM ART FOLKS! 

nikkihollandphotography: Dom and I are so proud of you @/yourusername and the amount of love you always make Tom feel, but especially after he heard it yesterday and called us in tears, we are so grateful for how loved you make him feel   ❤️

yourusername: omg, stooopp I love you both  ❤️

tomholland2013: it’s true darling  ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

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Yourusername: AHHHH, (you may have heard it from @/tomholland2013 last week, but) This Sacred Heart comes out on Spotify and in stores tomorrow!! Thank you all for your patience! This album was so important to me and I cannot wait for you to hear it! As a thank you for waiting, here is the tracklist!  ❤️

If you place an order on my website or through the link on @/thebrotherstrust ‘s page in the next 10 days, you will be entered to win a change at one of 200 signed copies of the album! All the proceeds from those sales go the @/thebrotherstrust charities!  ❤️

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tomholland2013: Darling, is this what you meant when you said I’d see the rest of my birthday gift when it releases?  ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

yourusername: yep! It is only right that the proceeds go to the trust baby boy

tomholland2013: god I love you, thank you again beautiful. I’m so proud of you, and you even let me be a part of this and it means the world  ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

yourusername: wouldn’t have it any other way handsome  ❤️

yndailyposts: OMG!!! This list! Also, did anyone notice that the album initials are the same as Tom’s initials (Tom Stanley Holland)?! I’m going to die alone

ynnumber1fan: ofc girl, I mean she may not have said it directly but you know it cannot be only London Boy that is about Tom, I bet this whole album is. After all, it was a gift for him it sounds like

ynmuiscallygirl: and the heart lines in the background has the city of london mapped on it  👀

taylorswift: Already pre-saved and placing my order now! 

hazosterfield: I don’t know if I should congratulate you again or call you a simp tbh 

tomholland2013: I will fight you, this is the best thing ever, don’t you dare attempt to mock

yourusername: Tommy, I love you . Haz, I thought we already knew I was a simp for him?

hazosterfield: true that, but to be fair he is a simp for you majorly so I guess this is fitting haha

dommoholland: Thank you for the early copy Y/N, Nikki and I are both tearing up, this is so wonderful; love you

yourusername: noo, don’t cry, I love you guys  ❤️

tomholland2013: can’t blame them love, it is beautiful  ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

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Kinda long post but in honor of Tom’s birthday today! Happy birthday bubb! Hope you guys like it!