#POING'S PLAYGROUND

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quick ref

[madebyteenagefury]

unfiltered first reactions to gpi as if i were livetweeting because i think it would be funny (spoilers below!!):

are these 12 year olds or do they just talk like that.

can i touch it, dawg WHAT

dont even know their names but i already love em and only want happiness for them (may be because they strike me as children) (update they were children)

why did bro bite his hand

WHERES THE OTHER BED GOING. NO. HOSPITAL?? NO!! NOT AGAIN :SOB:

i need subtitles oh my god,,,ADULTS NOW!! i see. doug. theyre in suits and he has a bandage yall boutta kiss rn?? OHHH FUCK ohhh oh man. boutta be so fucking sick over doug aw shit

"his name is assface!" oh babe.

"you know." oh BABE. oh fuck.

think about what all the time???????????????? THINK ABOUT WHAT??????????

this is so 'are they lovers' 'worse' and nothings even happened but so much has happened.

ooooh five years

corey. THEY KISSED(before)!!! FUCK!!! MISSING TOOTH!!!

this hurts ohmy god. screaming. theyre gone.

two beds again?? are we flitting between times. 13 ahh yes we are oh i love this so much. what if i hit corey with the autism beam. what then. doug is so me im gonna lose my mind. like when theyre kids. auughh

DO YOU WANNA PRACTICE KISSING?/ SAWG???god thats the gayest shit ever. everyone who says that never means it casually change my goddamn mind YOU CANT/lh doug fucking w first kiss logic is hilarious yes king.

oh my god hes throwing up. DOUG NOO AHAHAH. fellas is it gay to throw up in the same can after kissing.

augh one bed again OUGH HOSPRIALo ohh no. 28. dont do this to me. not after falsettos.

hey again! hes not responding. kms. NOO IS HE IN A COMA OH FUCK

"im trying not to swear so much" giggled

"her"?? dawg no way THEY HAVENT SEEN EACHOTHER SINCE HIS EYE??? oh fuck me man. babe stop saying rtrded please. hes moisturizing his fucking hand oh. MY GOD.

you cant marry her cuz what about me?? SAY YOU LOVE HIM ALREADY FUCK

OOO TWO BEDS. THEYRE CLOSER!!!! ONE BLANKET!! OOOOO!!

18 fuckin called it. 10 yrs ago. thin mints slap hes so real for that. the knocking on his cup shouldnt have tbeen that funny. giggled. okay theyre so besties but like this is so gay. bestie behavior but. they love eachother. (doug is mad about not knowing that corey's been having sex, which like id be upset if my bestie didnt tell me too i get it but correct me if im wrong, this feels insanely jealous

"cuz youre too youung!" YOURE FUCKING EIGHTEEN???

im so sick over doug HES SO ME FUCK ok fuck.

im so. insane. fuck. "whys everyone gotta be so mean?"

"youre not a faggot. youre not" ohhh ow. oh oh my god

okau so when he says :you have blood on your jeans. when did you start [that]: i cant make out what he says or what theyre talking about im assuming its sh??? if so?? fucking ow kill me??????

timing of me watching this. fucking wild. did not want to cry tn (im not but were dangerously close to it)

I CAN NOT FUCKING DO THIS OH GOD

milo when i get you. milo when i fucking. get you./lh

"youre the best thing thats ever happened to me" after THAT?? FUCK ME MAN WHAT THE HELL

he better be fucking awake or i swear to god.

33 OH FUCK MANHES HAWAKE HES AWAKE OH FUCK OH THANK GOD. FIVE YEARS AGO/?? COREY VISTED HIM FIVE YEARS AGO. is he in a mental hospital?? oh boy. these boys are fucked up.

theyre fucking soulmates. i will NOT be taking criticism. WHY ARE YOU LYING YOU BEGGED HIM TO WAKE UP ASSHOLE. doug makes me want to hold my own heart in my hands and feel it beat. dawg why u lying.why is corey mean to him :(

ohh parallels. oh they. hurt. differenty. but the same. ohhhh my god

"because i might not make it back"

if one of them fucking dies. i stg. 23 10 yrs back. wait this is the first bit again/? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TOOTH. DUDE. OH FUCK.

criyng at dougs speech after the kiss.

oh fuck OFF. only the poster wtf

i need the playlist they got. 38,,,

i went "hes fucking dead isnt he" and he rolls in. "im gonnakms"

"dont touch me corey" sobbing.

pleading with my screen for it not to end like that and its over.

milo. oh my fucking god

[normystical]

ok wait wait wait. i got a good one. lotus pod object head. and she keeps it covered bc like... well just look up lotus pod and you'll see why. she has a bag on her head. a little lotus flower is drawn on the "face" of it. her name may even be lotus. insecure about her head because. yeAH. omg but im imagining a vague but such a pretty dress/outfit for her

[iocheaira]

my mom is an elementary school teacher at a high needs school so every now and then you get a story that is so wild it is (what we now call) abbott elementary worthy. and i think there was probably a rabid possum on parks and rec or something so rabid possums aren’t groundbreaking comedically. but i still lost it so hard i hyperventilated and started crying over this rabid possum story

[cowardlybean]

HEY GUYS. You know what you should do. You should read “But Who Will Scare The Crows Away?” by @bandtrees and @sammisafetypin

(Image without Mogami, original version, and my reaction to a specific dialogue I KNOW ITS ABOUT THE ACCIDENT I SWEAR I SWE)

where do I BEGIN. Y’all yanked me around with suspense everywhere and by GOD was I jumping at literally ANYTHING I could possibly imagine connecting (immediately with that segment with Reigen and Mob in chapter 2 I thought Mogami’s corpse would be in the attic. For some reason. Also I was fully expecting any of the Awakening Lab kids to meet a Horrible Horrible fate COUGH And Who Is Killing Me? COUGH or even Teru COUGH The Water Ran Clean COUGH) and because of that recommendation I was just WAITING for what would happen to Reigen

good lord shit sure did happen!!!!!!! Absolutely IMMACULATE horror it’s going in the favorites list BRAVO BRAVO I will never EVER be the same after this (/pos)

anyway now that you’ve made it this far, here’s what I hid! - Chilchuck and Marcille chalk art: a reference to Built On Sin

Cat and Frog playground toys: the white cat from mogamiland and the frog that Ritsu accidentally kills early on in the fic

Crow: yknow. Mogami

and that’s. Kinda it!!! Go wild

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

SCREAMING WHATTTT?????????? I LOVE YOU HOLY SHIT I'M FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

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That new chapter of Chaos Plan hit HARD/pos

Everyone who hasn't read this fic (what are you doing??) Go read it.

@mantequillamcwhoremick

[badboydevotee]

Celebrating Mayhem

“Huh? Whose birthday? Mine? Gyahaha! Totally forgot about it! Grazie!” -Taiga's birthday voiceline.

The streets of the city pulsed with an electric energy that mirrored the chaos within Taiga Hoshibami’s mind. It was his birthday, and he had completely forgotten. His world had always revolved around the next thrill, the next gamble, and today was just another day ripe for impulsive decisions. 

You glanced at Taiga, who lounged against a lamppost, the late afternoon sun casting long shadows. He’s suited up for this mission—exudes an air of authority in his dorm uniform, which resembles that of a mafia don. His sharply tailored dark suit hugs his lean frame, complemented by a crisp black polo shirt with a slightly rebellious collar. Black sunglasses add a layer of mystery, allowing him to survey his surroundings with confidence. A vibrant silk scarf drapes around his neck, contrasting with the monochrome suit and enhancing his audacious style. 

His long overcoat sways dramatically with each stride, completing an ensemble that commands attention and turns heads. With a blend of charisma and danger, Taiga transforms the mundane into the extraordinary, leaving a lasting impression on everyone he encounters. His crimson hair flared out like a wild flame, with streaks of blonde peeking through, much like the unpredictable nature of his personality. 

“Are you ready for this?” you asked, a hint of excitement and fear lacing your voice. Today’s mission was meant to be straightforward, but with Taiga, nothing was ever simple.

“Ready? Hah! Born ready, as always!” His sharp, shark-like teeth gleamed as he smirked, those bright yellow eyes glinting with a dangerous mix of mischief and something deeper—perhaps the thrill of the hunt.

As you both made your way toward the location of the mission, an underground casino rumored to host anomalies, the weight of his volatile energy pressed down on you. You had learned to navigate his impulsive nature, yet a part of you always wondered what lay beneath that reckless facade. 

The casino was a labyrinth of neon lights and shadowy corners, a playground for gamblers and thrill-seekers alike. As you entered, the cacophony of laughter, clinking chips, and hushed whispers enveloped you. Taiga’s eyes sparkled with delight, a child in a candy store, but you knew the stakes were far higher than mere entertainment.

“Let’s make some chaos!” he declared, his voice cutting through the noise. Before you could respond, he was off, weaving through the throngs of people like a ghost, leaving a trail of startled gazes in his wake.

You followed, your heart racing. Taiga’s gambling prowess was legendary, but so was his ability to attract trouble. As you rounded a corner, you found him at a table, his expression a mix of concentration and thrill. The dealer, a slick-looking man with a smile, eyed Taiga warily.

“Do you even know what game you’re playing?” you asked, trying to keep your tone light, though the stakes felt dangerously high.

“Of course! It’s a game of chance—my favorite!” Taiga’s laughter rang out, bold and unrestrained. He tossed a handful of chips onto the table, his reckless abandon infectious.

As the cards flipped and the bets piled up, a tension filled the air. You couldn’t help but admire his ability to charm the room, yet your instincts screamed that trouble was looming. 

Just as you anticipated, the atmosphere shifted. The lights flickered, and a low growl echoed from somewhere deep within the casino. You exchanged a glance with Taiga, his grin widening as he sensed the impending chaos.

“Time for some fun!” he roared, leaping from the table. The casino erupted into a frenzy, patrons screaming and scattering as an anomaly emerged—a hulking creature formed of shadows and sharp teeth.

Without missing a beat, Taiga reached for his weapon, a dark grin stretching across his face. “Let’s dance!” He charged headfirst into the fray, a whirlwind of violence and chaos. 

You followed, heart pounding, caught between admiration and fear for the man who was both reckless and brilliant. As he fought, you noticed how he moved, an instinctual understanding of the creature’s patterns, like he was playing a game of chess while everyone else was merely reacting.

“Taiga, watch out!” you yelled, but he was already a step ahead, dodging the attack.

After a harrowing battle that left the casino in ruins, you and Taiga stood amidst the wreckage, breathing heavily. The anomaly lay defeated, a swirling mass of shadows dissipating into nothingness. 

Taiga turned to you, his expression suddenly shifting from exhilaration to something softer. “Hey… I didn’t forget your birthday, did I? I mean, it’s mine too, after all!” 

You couldn’t help but laugh, a sound that felt foreign in the wake of chaos. “That’s one way to celebrate. You could’ve given me a heads-up before diving headfirst into a fight.”

“Pfft! Where’s the fun in that?” His grin was infectious, but you could see a flicker of something else in his eyes—a vulnerability that rarely surfaced. 

“Happy birthday, Taiga. You’re… something else,” you said, your heart swelling with affection and exasperation.

“Thanks, I guess! Gyahaha! Here’s to more chaotic birthdays!” He raised a makeshift toast with a fallen chip, the moment encapsulating the paradox that was Taiga: a whirlwind of destruction and charm, reckless yet oddly endearing. 

As you stood amidst the remnants of the casino, you realized that every moment with Taiga, however reckless, was a piece of an unpredictable puzzle you were both piecing together—one that danced dangerously between life and death, chaos and companionship. 

With the remnants of the casino behind you, you and Taiga stepped into the neon night, laughter echoing through the streets. His birthday might have started with forgetfulness, but it ended with an unforgettable thrill, a testament to the wild adventure that was your life together. 

“Next mission?” Taiga asked, eyes glinting with mischief.

“Let’s just survive this one first,” you replied, your heart racing with the promise of whatever chaos awaits you next.

“Survival is just a prelude to the fun, right?” he chuckled, already plotting the next gamble. And with that, you plunged into the darkness, side by side, ready for the next chapter of your unpredictable saga.

Ao3 vers.

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[tempural]

hey, so I've been scrolling through your many websites and comics for quite a bit and I looove your work!!! but Just Girly Things brought me a question... why is it so that lesbians gravitate towards yaoi so often? I myself am one of those yaoi lesbians and it's fine of course, but it's got me quite confused because yuri is *right there* and yet it often falls completely flat for me while yaoi (and certain flavors of het) will tend to do the opposite. I have some vague speculations as to why that is, at least in regards to myself, but would love to hear your thoughts on it.

Oooh I actually have a comic/caption on my Just Gorly Things site that addresses the lesbian fujoshi thing!

Comic #23: Yucky!

Boys have COOTIES. Gorls ACTUALLY like stinky crappy hunched over old men, with depression, and terminal illness! There's quite a history of lesbians, fujoshi or otherwise, finding 'unattainable' men attractive alongside their usual gal pals. Whether that's older authority figures, far away celebrities, or cartoon characters, these guys often aren't considered real attainable partners by the mind because they will never be interacted with. Thus they're fair game for thirst! They're basically just Barbie dolls for the brain to play with. If you find this conundrum of attraction and sexuality confusing, take it up with the quandary of nerves we call the human mind. Or take it up with the growing number of fangirls online openly thirsting after (fictional) ojii-chans!

Also wrote this on fujofans..

There are various reasons why a woman might enjoy fictional male romance. They might be cishet women who are attracted to men. They might be lesbians who relate to gay themes. They might actually be transmasculine and relate to the depiction of men in BL. They might just like romance regardless of gender and sexuality. They may live in a joker Society in which women are objectified as impregnation machines and homemakers, and as such may want escapism from womanhood. That's all fine to me. All that matters is how one treats real people.

More yapping under the cut, this is another subject I have tism thoughts about:

For me personally, yaoi was a fun fake cartoon playground where I didn't have to think about the Societal things in a story about being a woman. But you can still make them experience some of those Societal things to process them in your mind in a controlled environment. See: old yaoi tropes like "sold into sex slavery", "oh no because i am small and feminine everyone wants to put their penus in my butt", and the abundance of long-haired crossdressing bishonen. You can treat yaoi boys as girls without them actually having to fill the expectations of girls. They're cute little dolls that you can dress up and do whatever to, they don't actually have silly things like gender and sexuality.

Hell, some of them may as well be girls :P That connects the modern memes of "babygirl-fying my old man". Maybe girls ARE attractive! Doesn't matter if that girl is considered a 69 year old dude by the rest of the world.

As for "why not just go to yuri?", there's a couple things that might make that harder for certain people.

Female characters are rarer than male characters in popular media, because popular media tends to be made by dudes who make dude characters. It's hard to make yuri when there's just one female character, and her character is just "the girl". (this is why I personally enjoy using my yuri beam to turn every character in a woman lmao)

(Do note that in female-centric shows where girls outnumber boys and are given basic personalities (Supergirl, Steven Universe, MLP, She-Ra), the yuri ratio is astounding. I do believe that fandom CRAVES the yuri, though the stats of some fic sites might place the overall popularity under m/m and f/m.)

Within fandom expectations, I have felt and seen other people of gay experience say that they're scared of the yuri fandom LMAO. I feel like you get get away with more dark tropes in popular yaoi, but if you depict bad things happening in a fake story to female characters, the fandom will go after your ass.

There's a very loud minority of like.. kink-critical yuri-heads that say that anything other than platonic handholding is reflecting patriarchy and the male gaze or whatever. Of course there's normal fans who just like looking at boobs too. But as with any subculture, the loud rude fans often get their way.

On the other hand, some people might feel a little bad about treating girl characters poorly cuz it hits too close to home🥺 Personally, I do prefer to write some more horrific things happening between boy characters, and almost never between a boy and girl. Girl-girl horrible stuff is more dependent on my mood...

If you live in a restrictive culture, and you're a girl lesbian reading about girl lesbians -- well that's just too obvious that you're gay. It's a little easier to stealth as a lesbian fujoshi cuz 'well girls just like weird yaoi regardless of their irl sexuality'. Your mom might not care if you're reading Black Butler cuz that's just anime boy stuff, but if you bring home Titty Succin' Strawberry Panic you're gonna ring some alarms because YOU could be the titty sucker.

Female Expectations strikes again - character design edition. In popular media and fanart, I often see a larger variety of body types in guys - from giant orcs to tiny twinks to fat dudes. Whereas for women, there's always that slight stabbing feeling that women are supposed to look and behave a certain way. Whether it's fitting into the cool flannel and carabiner stereotype, or the super femme princess school girl thing that's popular in coming-of-age lesbian stuff, it can be alienating compared to how boys get to be horrible goblins and ratty creatures. Compare to video game sexual dimorphism - sure I can play a girl and make yuri, but I HAVE to be a sexy booby butt lady? I already have trouble finding old man uke in yaoi, now imagine how hard it is to find old WOMAN uke with actual wrinkles and white hair! (thank you to everyone who feeds me with characters that are horrible goblin women and ratty girls and stupid girls and girls who are just girls without any expectations)

Please note that my experience with yaoi and yuri is mainly from the 'perverting pre-existing characters' point of view. I never really got into BL and yuri genre stuff that's explicit and 100% canon and established relationship. Hell even in my own OCs I don't do established relationships :P They'll be totally undeniably gay but also never be able to hold hands 😈.

I'm older now and can have fun with both yaoi and yuri AND even het 🤯 But I can still recognize some of my patterns - like the aforementioned yuri beam, rather than making yuri out of existing characters. I think I am more likely to make yuri ocs than yuri of existing characters even! I just like my own girls more than the girls that other dudes write 😃So I guess that's my own reason. You will probably have your own reason that you can figure out!

[quinnysnursery]

[🌟] little!nick sturniolo headcannons

paring : little!nick x cg!gn!reader

divider credit : @grlselle

a/n : requested by the lovely @nicksbestie !! i've been a huge fan of their stuff for awhile & i’m just so happy we're mutals now! 💝 (lower case intended !)

🌟 tbh i think his age range would be on the toddler/kiddo side of the spectrum! so around 4-7?

🗞️ definitely started regressing to deal with his oldest triplet complex™️

🎥 LOVES being babied

🌟 the absolute shyest smiles and giggles :( /pos

🗞️ BAGGY !! SWEATERS/HOODIES !!

🎥 specifically his cg’s

🌟 just loves feeling small due to his height

🗞️ not super keen on paci’s but,

🎥 TRUST he has a blankie

🌟 gods forbid his blankie gets lost because it WILL cause a full-blown search party

🗞️ absolutely loves going to the playground

🎥 “dada/baba/mama! swings?” “of course!”

🌟 loves barbies

🗞️ dare i say little!nick & little!tara playdate

🎥 creates the most drama-filled barbie storyline EVER

🌟 glow in the dark stars c:

🗞️ juice filled sippy cups !!

🎥 not necessary fussy…

🌟 but definitely has his moments

🗞️ “sweet boy, i need these toys cleaned up before we can go to the park” *que the longest whine known to mankind*

🎥 potty mouth 😔✊

🌟 “i didn’t mean too say that!”

🗞️ of course, you’d never punish him in any scary or mean way,

🎥 but he’s definitely had his fair share of time-outs

🌟 absolutely ADORES being the little spoon

🗞️ “dada/baba/mama! cuddles, pleaseeee?”

��� doesn’t usually nap, but the combination of cuddles, his blankie, and a movie playing?

🌟 yeah he’s OUT like a light

🗞️ loves lullabies, whether you play some on your phone or hum some to him, he LOVES the soft tone

🎥 little!nick my shining star 💛

[autisticwebby]

Sorry y’all been have devastating(/pos) realizations about being a butch age regressor. How I’ve always been butch. About how could regressing as a butch be wrong if I protect girls on the playground since five. How Girl Scouts taught me how to start a fire. How I used tremble standing up for other kids.

Why would age regression ever stop that from being me?

How would being butch ever stop me from needing to feel that safety I craved as a kid?

Butch is me, it always has been and when I hold lil me close she’ll still be butch forever.

[thunder-opossum]

Hiiii!!!! I hope you’re doing alright! <3

Anyways Harperfrost made me put you in a blender sorry

AHAHSHSHSHSJJSSJS OMFG HARPER NO/nm

RRRR I actually had to shut off my console (I was playing rain world) and stop to gawk at this thing omg I'm baffled/pos

Tysm for this, this is the fate of crawling into small spaces only to get stuck... Then blended apparently!

I think last time I found myself in a sticky situation of foolishly crawling around in tight spaces was that time I went inside that tire tractor a few years ago, it really hurt to get out, it also hurt to be rolled around by the other school children! Ahh middle school, this is what happens when you don't give children a playground! THEY ROLL EACH OTHER AROUND IN A TRACTOR TIRE!

[02511213942]

How are the ideas for your merchandising going?

hehahha... it will be my january project!!! you'll be happy to know mari dayurno gave me some great ideas recently but i've been using fandom more for brute escapism and less as a creative playground lately due to the curses. but everything comes to an end! slash pos

[phightingheadcanons]

tbh I like to imagine demons from other factions having their own unique and whacky (in a pos way) genetic features like Blackrock demons having longass tails that literally drag on the floor, and they use them to wrap it up around themselves when they sleep so they won't get cold (they are also resistant to cold bc of their long fur) Thieves' Demons having the ability to purr (even Katana bc I hc that his mum was from Thieves' Den and his dad from Lost temple) and have really good night vision Playground demons (except for immigrants) being hypermobile and are very flexible and that their tail tips are just bone and can't feel pain unlike the tail tips of demons from other factions, which is why most of the Playground demons carve their tails into diff funky shapes like hearts, lightnings etc

and finally Lost Temple demons (except for Medkit and immigrants) being able to resist heat and have shortass tails that you can't see (except for immigrants and Medkit again lol) and have EXTREMELY high resistance to heatwaves due to their short fur and their skin kind of like has a cooling down system, kind of like what fennec foxes have in their ears

.

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

Vivziepoop , You Delusional Dumbass You Can't Reclaim Hell

Hell isn't to be reclaimed it's a place where people who are unrepentant of their sins go. And no it's not based on good works as you dumbass pop culture understanders say, but based on whether you accepted Christ into your heart and admit your sins. I believe reclaiming hell is a stupid thing to do because when it comes down how hell really is it's about how being selfish is celebrated and you do what you want without restraint. No wonder hell is wussified because she thinks it's her playground to live out what she thinks is a magical land where you can be yourself instead of the place of torment it is. Does she not remember that also down there are the most horrible pos to live which might include some judgmental fundies she despises? Neither of you guys would love being down there together so it would be ironic and fitting considering how those who claim to be good then act like despicable pos to others. Also demons being nicer is an oxymoron does this dumbass hear of stories of what demons are actually like because frankly I don't think demons are affirming they would be more like people who lead you astray then tattle on you to God just to get brownie points and look better. Believe me in real theology they would just act like friends and then leave abandoned to help themselves. If you want to make a magical land to validate yourselves then just make make a magical dimension where queer people are accepted.

[st4rstudent]

so i was rereading the clash comics and i noticed in hired help, mac has 3 monitors in front of him near the end of the comic. on one them seems to be tumbles. which is so strange to me cause the other two monitors are cog related. so like, as the clash community's resident mac opsys fan (/pos), do you have any thoughts on that? personally, i think it's really funny that mac's presumably spying on some random tourist.

My boring answer? I'd imagine surveillance cameras are placed all over toontown (like playgrounds and headquarters, as well as cog buildings and such but that's a given). Having the job of surveillance, Mac most likely checks all of them, which means sometimes the cameras just pick up random toons.

My funny answer? Tumbles is actually wanted in 15 different towns and Mac has to keep an eye on him to make sure he doesn't do something mischievous.