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fraemlingg · 18 days ago

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im just gonna freestyle this text so this is not gonna be very thought through or whatever but literally i am so incredibly sick of social media i am sooo sick of that ugly AI slop everywhere and algorithms and ads and everything being designed to keep us glued to our screens no matter the consequences

i am sick of monetarisation i am sick of posting my art online literally begging for people to like my posts in hopes of being able to make at least a lil money with my art one day it feels like im selling myself out and its so fucking far from authentic like im a tattoo artist and so i follow a bunch of other tattoo artists and although they all have such amazing unique styles everything feels so performative and i KNOW that every single one of them feels the same and its so fucking sad that we cant really do anything about it

and im not trying to sound pretentious but i?? kinda hate meme culture?? it pisses me off?? can we not have normal inside jokes anymore why are 10 people sending me funny little posts even though they know i will not look at them (and like rlly truly no offense bc i know they do it bc they love me and think of me and i love them for it and i appreciate it in one way or another im not being judgy rn thats not my point). i want to write letters not dms but i feel like if i were to say that i might be called "cringe" which yknow is a concern i already expressed in another post and might be a me-problem but as ethel cain said it so fantastically nothing is taken seriously anymore and i hugely blame social media and meme culture

and like pls keep enjoying ur memes im again not judging just speaking from my subjective experience and that experience is that it caused me brainrot im not sure i'll ever be able to fix and that SUUUUCKS dude we all got dragged into phone addiction without a fucking choice and it will just get worse and worse and worse

i watched LuvstarKeis youtube video on why you should make a website and i think they (i looked everywhere for their pronouns sry if i got it wrong ;w;) have such good points i rlly enjoy their youtube videos in general. so yea in the long run i think im gonna create a website (or two to separate tattoos n music), post it to instagram with a statement, and then im gonna "leave instagram". putting that in "" bc im gonna keep my instagram but only so people can dm me for appointments or other things bc i dont wanna give out my telegram and people these days are too damn lazy to write a single email (even dj bookers lol it pisses me off a bit like what do i have this mail for then). like why are people using AI to write emails pls make it stop sometimes we have to do things that are inconvenient and that is actually a GOOD thing my fucking god, same thing goes for physical media like dvds nd such like fuck streaming services but thats another topic for another day

im probably gonna keep posting on my priv instagram just bc like. theres so many photos on there from so many years ago that would probably be lost if i deleted that account nd like i go on there like every 3 months or so to dump my photos there and then i log off so whatever. i am mostly pissed off about sharing art on social media and feeling so unauthentic about it and being glued to my phone when i could do so many other much better things liKE UGHHHHHHH

i think dead internet theory is scary and depressing but lowkey i hope the internet is actually dying bc i am so sick of this internet society. i am so goddamn sick of everyone being addicted to their phones. remember when we had a life like?????? how did we end up like this

i also wanna get a flipphone one day but yea i gotta plan that shit

i just needed to vent i could probably go on for ages about this but imma choose to shut the fuck up now

#can you tell im incredibly heartbroken about what happened to the internet #it used to be like my comfort zone and now it feels like fucking war #being an artist trying to get a following on instagram is literally so jarring #feels like im in the fucking trenches

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plehdis · 8 years ago

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boyfriend!vernon

okay let’s be real here

do you honestly think this boy can confess his feelings on his own

hahaha noo

if anything he needs the help of someone, like literally someone has to help him when it comes to being romantic and all that

so the story starts off like this

the members were getting their hair done at a salon

and he was already done and he was like bored out of his mind on his phone

‘’I’m gonna go on my own adventure in the real world bc I ran out of lives in candy crush”

“and mingyu won’t send me some >>:( ”

so like he leaves and wonders the cobbled streets of the city

there’s not much people out since people are getting up, already on their way to work

after a while he finds himself standing in front of a cafe with a karaoke stage being advertised

and he goes in hearing a female angelic voice

the voice sounds like nothing he’s heard before

but he realizes it’s not someone singing on stage using the microphone

rather the cashier in front

he doesn’t move for like a good three minutes just standing at the female because he honestly doesn’t know what to do

she continues to hum while waiting for a customer not realizing he was standing there

and it’s only after turning to face the door she meets his gaze

she almost gets a heart attack, clutching onto her shirt because it was a slow day like wtf who is up at 6 am on a saturday that is so beautiful like him

like tbh she didn’t even wanna come in today but she’s broke sooooooo

after realizing what’s going on he snaps out of it and quietly bows in apology

“uh sorry I just really liked your voice and yeah uh”

smooth vernon smooth

the female isn’t any better

she’s practically blushing shades of red and pink and it’s not helping that her work clothes were similar shades

curse the cuteness of the cafe

“no it’s my fault sir, did you want something to eat or drink?”

and he’s like I don’t like coffee but she’s really cute ughhhhhhh what do I do????

“can I get a coffee, two sugars?”

he’s probably gonna give it to one of the members because mingyu probably wants it

even though he didn’t send him any lives :((((

she nods and gets right to it, hiding her blush behind the large machines

he doesn’t know where to sit, and finds himself sitting at the window seats

because lord knows he doesn’t want her to see him blushing acting all shy and all that

once she’s done she mentally prepares herself because she’ll have to go up to him

“here you go sir”

she glances upwards at him before bowing and scurrying back to the counter

he was about to thank her but she left without giving him a chance to

so like, what is he gonna do?

like he could leave but who wants to leave a beautiful girl alone in the cafe

guess he’s giving mingyu a cold coffee :))

so he just sits and pulls his phone out before realizing that they’ve been sending him messages to hurry back

‘oh no the hyungs :OOOO’

he curses before heading to the counter and leaving a bill to pay for the drink

“keep the change, thanks for the coffee!”

so like he plans on going back after the music show and promos and what not, but like he’s scared like what if she’s not there because she only does part time ??

so it takes him FIVE days before he finally goes back after telling himself that she’s working

and to his surprise she actually is, but there’s some people lingering around

it’s the evening so the karaoke stage since the light is directed there

he shyly goes up to the cash and low and behold there she is, wearing her normal clothes?

‘hi sir what can I get-’

‘a coffee with two sugars please’

she’s surprised to see him, but never the less makes his order and hands it to him, surprisingly fast this time

and he’s like omg omg there’s a heart on the side of the cup did she do it for me :’)

but then he realizes it’s the same on the other coffee cups and he’s kinda like :///

he stays for longer than he did before, since it was a break and he sorta sneaked out because if anyone knew where he won’t oh lord he wouldn’t hear the end of it

in fact, he stays just enough that her shift is over

but instead of leaving for the night, she finds herself standing at his table bc who would miss the change to talk to a handsome stranger like himself

‘uh hi is this seat taken?’

he looked upwards, his eyes widening at the sight of the female before nodding a bit too excitedly

*mentally smacks his head* nice one idiot

‘sure, take a seat’

it was agonizingly quiet, save for the voice of the person who bravely sung in front of the small crowd

‘so (y/n) is it? why don’t you sing up there?’

and she likes does a double take, because how did the handsome stranger know her name

till she realizes her tag has her name followed by a rainbow sticker

nice one

‘well I don’t really sing, I’m just a cashier and barista sir-’

‘it’s vernon, or hansol if you prefer’

and that my friends is how they both sparked a conversation

for some reason it actually didn’t go so bad, lame jokes and puns were his forte

and for some reason, she absolutely adore his jokes and puns because she’s lame too

so she ends asking for his number because he was too shy but he totally wanted to be the one to ask

and for the whole week they’re texting one another

like sometimes in the middle of a practice break he’ll be laughing his ass off at the meme she sent him

and that’s when boo seungkwan aka prince of jeju steps in and grabs his phone and runs away with it

all the members chase after him because they wanna know who’s making their little hansolie laugh and blush like that

because their lame jokes don’t usually work

and he doesn’t even realize till he’s in the room alone

‘hANSOL VERNON CHWE WHO IS THIS PERSON WITH THREE HEART EYES AND KISSY FACE HmmMMMM’

he probably just died right then and there

like rip vernon; died of embrassment feat. seventeen

so they don’t let him off till he finally reveals how he’s been sneaking out in the evenings to see her or how he stays up a bit longer just talking/texting her

and they lowkey wanna scold him for doing but they just awh and tease the boy till no end

until they ask to meet her

and the boy is like nO NO nonononono no

‘she’s not getting tainted by you people’

cue offended seventeen members

so they do it without him knowing

when he sneaks out at 5pm, they lowkey follow him to the cafe where disguises of some sort and holding newspaper to hide them

they look like idiots on the streets

idiots that love vernon enough to stalk him and his female friend tho

so they manged to find the cafe but it’s a bit packed so the sorta separate as much as they can while having some vision on vernon

so vernon sits in the booth while (y/n) sits in front of him

and they’re both laughing at a lame joke he made

‘so they took your phone and ran?’

‘yeah basically, gotta love my friends :)’

they guys are trying to read their lips but seeing as it’s dark inside it’s hard to see

but they do approve of the female in some way, she seems to make him happy

so they decide to take matters into their own hands

boo and seokmin get onto stage and choose a cheesy romantic omg the cringe (─‿‿─)

‘this song is dedicated to the love couple in the 4th booth’

and vernon already know who’s talking because (y/n) is blushing madly (damn boo gotta point at the table too)

well I guess the moments right

‘uh (y/n) I promise I didn’t plan this, my friends-’

‘it’s okay vernon, really it’s sweet’

well shit he probably should’ve taken credit for that

‘well in that case, I actually have something to ask’

and she does a double take because like, vernon getting serious

‘sure what is it?’

‘didyouwannabemygirlfriendbecauseyou’rereallyniceandbeautifulandughhh’

‘what wut’

‘would you like to go out with me? I know it might be a bit rushed and all but I really like you {◕ ◡ ◕} ‘

‘I’d like that ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ ‘

and bOOM THEY’RE THE NEW IT COUPLE

haha jk jk

they take it really slow

like so slow that the seventeen members beg him to do something

I mean they hold each other’s hands when going on a stroll to the park

he carefully places his arm on her shoulder blade it’s like

it’s like he doesn’t wanna break her because she’s so pretty and ahhh

but she’s like mentally screaming sometimes for him to do something

but don’t get her wrong she’s not complaining, it’s cute how shy his actions and movements are soft and gentle

there was a time where the boys planned a date for the pair

insert cheesy picnic in the park

red checkered picnic blanket, food prepared by chef mingyu

but the pair just spend most of the time just staring up at the clouds, cuddling close to one another. giggles and laughs shared at the cloud shaped bunny

‘this is nice’

‘aju nice?’

‘hansol pls’

always sharing music with one another

he is always passionate about music, and he likes sharing his type of music with her. sometimes conversations just consisted of the constant exchanging of music

sometimes lazy days are filled with the wireless speaker blasting the newest playlist he made

now back to (y/n) being a singer with a bit of stage fright

so it’s currently been six months since they’ve started dating and like

she feels it in her heart to do something for him because like he’s always so nice and understanding of her problems from schooling to friends to life in general and he just is amazing and listens to anything

and after much contemplation she’s like

‘let’s write a cheesy love song to sing’

‘in front of the crowd on stage’

so for one week she spends speaking with the other members (more specifically jihoon) on how to write a song

now she wasn’t expecting to create the next iconic song but hey, she wants to try

and vernon’s like ‘where’s my girlfriend????’ ‘i wanna spend time with my girlfriend >.<’

till he gets a text from his significant other

‘did you wanna pick me up after my shift at 7?’

so he goes and sees her setting up a mic and he’s like ????

lowkey the other members are there in the crowd ready to cheer her on

vernon was gonna go up to her until she sat down on the bench in front, grabbing the guitar

and now he’s even more confused because ‘when did my girlfriend pLAY THE GUITAR WHAT’

she taps the mic once before glancing towards the crowd and wearing a somewhat confident smile

‘so hi everyone, I’ll be singing a song that a wrote with the help of some amazing people, dedicated to my boyfriend’

and vernon’s standing there like ‘oh shiet guys guys that’s me omg omg’

and of course after hours of practicing she just slays the crowd because we’re having a happy ending y’all

he’s trying not to smile and blush but he can’t help but grin because it’s his girl singing on stage

oh and it’s a sONG ABOUT HIM UH HELLoOo?

when she’s done he’s all warm and mushy inside because of the lyrics

and of course the crowd is cheering loudly for her whilst she gets off stage and hugs him

although it’s public he doesn’t care and returns the gesture, whispering sweet words into her ear

‘i love you’

‘i love you more sweetheart’

o I just realized this was the first time they said ‘i love you’ aWH

but it all honesty, he’s just a guy who just needs a little nudge. he might be shy and a ‘cool guy’ but his image doesn’t show how affectionate or how clingy he could be behind closed doors

late night conversations about life and music sharing is something you both love to do together

the idea of dating does scare him, but he’s willing to take the step if they’re willing to as well.

Request for more!

#seventeen #vernon #seventeen imagines #kpop #kpop imagines #seventeen vernon #svt

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