#albaisyapping

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REQUESTS ARE BACK OPEN YEEHAWWWWW

Rules

i’ve been missing your guys brainrotting, PLEASE go batshit crazy with the arlecchino ones. no matter how freaky. i want to know everything.

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okay but hear me out. modern arlecchino and a baby sling. she’d be carrying your daughter around everywhere. you where up all night because the little terror was constantly hungry? that woman will be gone as soon as it’s a warm enough morning to jog a little around the neighborhood with her baby tugged closely to her chest. she‘d stop by the local grocery store to grab your favorite snacks and some pastries from the bakery before slowly making her way back. just imagine seeing this 6’2 ft tall woman with a biceps bigger than your face and tattoos running from her fingertips up to BOTH of her arms and then there is just this tiny baby glued to her in a cloth with the silliest motives on it.

and god forbid she can’t stop pressing gentle kisses onto the soft white bunch of hair. she‘d never admit it but she loves the way your baby smells. she could spend a whole day with her nose buried in her hair oh my fucking god i HATE her💔

but she would also carry around while doing daily tasks such as doing the dishes, vacuuming (she is surprisingly sound asleep) or hanging up the laundry and her heart gets so heavy once she realizes that she won’t fit into the baby sling forever somebody shoot her ass🙏🏼 she just can’t get enough of this seeing this tiny little thing sleeping on her chest, a small hand always grabbing into the fabric of her shirt like woah that came out of you five months ago? that’s what you have been carrying around for nine months?

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(nsfw ranting, minors dni)

this is so random but i wanna watch arle assemble my furniture. anything. bed, table, kitchen idc imagine just watching this woman sit on the floor in nothing but a tanktop and sweatpants, sweat glistening on her inked arms with the tattoos running up both of them. bonus points if she has one of these belts around her hips for the screws, tools etc. OH MY FUCKEIKRNG GOD

i want this woman to just spend three hours putting wood and idk what else together and you just look pretty next to her because she don’t want you lifting a single finger and then you give her head to keep up her motivation WOAH SAID THAT IT CERTAINLY WASNT ME.

and then she fucks you into the very same bed she just spent the whole day putting together, headboard slamming against the wall as she plows into you before she gets reminded WHY you had to get a new bed in the first place and tones it down woqnensndnwl i‘m very much normal about her.

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are we sure this game isn’t called path to yuri because WHAT. chief better than me i would’ve given her my dna by giving her my firstborn.

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anytime someone argues that arle ain’t masc an angel dies. you wanna try and tell me mcqueer didn’t give herself that undercut in her bathroom randomly at 2am in the morning??? showed her ass to four of my non-genshin friends and they were shocked that butchatron3000 turned out to be a majestic woman. i genuinely think she‘d kill your ass at the mere suggestion of her dressing even remotely feminine🙏🏼

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Cw: freaky lesbians

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE WHAT I AM FEELING RN LOOK AT MY FAVORITE LESBIANS I ALENAKEKOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOO I AM SO SICK SO SICK SO SICK SO SIIIIIIICK THEIR MATCHING WEDDING RINGS I‘M ABOUT TO VIOLENTLY THROW UP LETI DID SUCH AN AMAZING JOB ON THEM EUGHEUHJEUHZ @seijousai

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it is genuinely so off putting when people act like fem!rovers interactions with the cast are considered platonic when the dialogue and animations are literally the same with both rovers. „i switched to male rover because i‘m sick of the yuri“ no you are just weird if you‘re fine with women throwing themselves at the same man but the moment it‘s a woman it is all of a sudden „weird“ and „you are sick of lesbians“😭 just say you are homophobic and are salty about how can’t self insert with female rover and let it go. same thing with stellefly like THAT IS THE SAME PERSON AS CAELUS????

no shade thrown at caelus and male rover, they’re both sweeties and deserve none of the mischaracterization they’re getting.

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please don’t mind me crying over arle‘s tcg set up. HER KIDS. SHE IS PLAYING HER KIDS CARDS I AM SO UNWELL (also lyney least fav child confirmed😭😭😭)

i honestly love how the kids aren‘t just a part of her story, they’re a part of HER and she loves them so much nobody talk to me i am so miserable

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VAMPIRE ARLECCHINO NEXT WHO CHEERED

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y‘all i cant even make this shit up anymore HOW.

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god please drop me some fucking filthy mavuika asks in my inbox I AM BEGGING YOU. GET TO WORK EVERYONE.

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when i tell you I stopped breathing. respectfully, i‘m binding my hair together in a ponytail as we speak.

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screenshots of the new wuwa update regarding zani! (no major spoiler)

BUT

KENDKWBRKWKEK SHE IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE AND HER ACCENT IS MMMMMMH I CANT DO THIS WHAT IS THIS COOKERY FROM HEAVEN ITSELF PLEASE I- OOOSOKEKSNEKSNWN I HAVE TO WRITE FOR HER SO BAD.

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WuWa Tumblr isn’t ready for me once her lore gets dropped on my doorstep. no one will be save.

i repeat.

no one will be save.

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tiktok is wild bro because why are people claiming underneath a comment about how arlecchino would never wear a dress shit like „did she tell you that“ she quite literally did in her sq??? my brother in christ what happened to actually reading through dialogues and doing research instead of throwing out wrong claims to justify your sexualizing behavior 😭🙏🏼

lord and forbid if arle happened to be hyperfeminine woman who dislikes suits, they would be coming at you with literal pitchforks i‘m loving the hypocrisy in this community

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guys i really appreciate all the lovely support in my inbox, but to avoid spamming my account i won’t respond to every single one but just know i read every single one and i love you all dearly <33 i love how sapphics always unite and have each others back when it comes to defending each other sob sob arlestrap does bring people together 😼❤️ and please don’t worry about my mental state, i ran a kiribaku edit account in the ship wars of 2020 i‘m built different 😭🙏🏼