#albaisyapping

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I know I often write Arlecchino in a pretty sexualized light but the truth is that I think she is a much more complex character than people think her to be. She isn’t „Father“ or „the Knave“. That’s Peruere Snezhevna. And I think her own trauma is STRONGLY overlooked in this community.

The girl who grew up in an extremely toxic and abusive household. Who had to watch her best friend get beaten bloody by her own mother. Who had to take care of the wounds at six years old. Who asked little Clervie if that type of relationship ship was normal between them because she didn’t know any better, was never taught any better.

The girl who had to watch Crucabena give her misbehaving and disabled children to Dottore.

The girl who watched her siblings die from a very young age, who probably was forced to kill them so she could become the „King“ of Crucabenas game.

The girl who was taught by Mother that she is a cursed child, probably resulting in getting excluded by the other children of the Hearth.

The little girl who held funerals for her spiders.

The girl who suffers from night terrors and is plagued by the aftershadows of the people she killed or had to kill.

The girl who was left with no choice at 16 yo but to kill her best friend since it was the only way for her to ever get a taste of freedom.

The girl who worked herself over a year to the point of exhaustion so she could kill her only parental figure. At 17 years old.

The girl who got more likely forced into the position of „the Knave“, who was suddenly in charge of raising children younger than her or her age to become soldiers of the Fatui. Again, at 17/18 years old.

Her bones were still growing. Her brain was still developing. That was not an adult who was put into the position. That was a child.

The woman who put her differences with the doctor aside to create a solution for the children who wanted to leave the Fatui.

The woman who knows she can’t break the cycle of generational trauma, but is trying. That’s why she wants Lyney to take over when the time comes. She wants him to break the cycle.

And I think we often overlook how much a beautifully written character she is and how much trauma she actually carries around with her.

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EVERYONE SHUT UP THEY JUST DROPPED BIKER ARLECCHINO!!! LOOK AT MY HSUHANFIWBRBQJEB HUSBAND UGHHHHHHHHHHHH MY MAJESTIC, GLORIOUS, BEAUTIFUL HUSBAND I WILL NEVER NOT GO FERAL FOR HER I’m so gonna write a biker arle fic.

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Food for thought before I go to sleep but imagine Arlecchino switching to French during the most unimaginable moments. Like one of the kids messing up, whenever she lets something accidentally fall down to the floor or

Nsfw utc, mdni! (fingering)

whenever you‘re laying all messed up underneath her, still calming down from your recent high, tiddies on display being covered in her bite marks and hickeys, your hips showing visible scratching marks of her sharp nails where she grabbed onto you as she fucked you senseless. She just CANNOT help herself but curse silently in fontainian underneath her breath when taking you in after absolutely ruining you. Maybe she just lets her fingers slip right back into your already aching cunt and presses her digits against that sweet, sensitive spot of yours until she has you grabbing onto her toned biceps, nails digging into her sweaty skin as you fall apart so utterly beautiful over her bare fingers. So far gone already as she fingerfucks you like it’s all she‘s ever been doing.

„C'est ça, jolie fille. Sois si sage et enduit encore plus mes doigts de ton jus, veux-tu“

„That's it, pretty girl. Be so good and coat my fingers even more with your juices, will you?“

I‘m so normal about her if you couldn’t tell already.

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Hyv be throwing clorivia at us every chance they get LIKE WE UNDERSTAND. THEY KISS EACH OTHER. THEY SPEND EVERY WAKING MINUTE TOGETHER. THEYRE GLUED TO EACH OTHERS HIP. THEY‘RE MARRIED. WE ALL KNOW.

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I have this ridiculous hc that Arlecchino‘s body temperature is actually much higher than the average persons, I’d say around 42 degrees, due to the balemoon bloodfire in her veins which ends up being a literal blessing during cold nights but lord and behold when it is getting hotter during the summer.

Now I imagine arlecchino to be the type of person to literally have you in a chokehold once she‘s comfortable enough around you during her sleep. Either nuzzling her head into your boobs while her arms are tightly wrapped around your body or you‘re the one who ends up being pressed into her chest. During summer you often find yourself waking up completely DRENCHED in your sweat, hair sticking to your skin, in desperate need of a whole gallon of water, HIGHLY disoriented because your wife is a literal fucking heater and can’t stay on her own side of the bed for even ONE single night. And good luck with getting out of her arms who literally leave you 0 room for any movement.

Owneksnrnwprkwlrnkq I LOVE HER SM

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Maybe a controversial take but I have to get this off my chest.

Seeing how different wlw ships get treated compared to mlm or mlw is SO frustrating. Clorivia and Wriorinde is the perfect example for that. Clorivia has so many interactions, so many HINTS at them being implied, from their shared childhood, how they split up and how they found back to each other. Clorinde has been attached to that woman’s hip ever since 4.2 and is still met with so much hate because… some of y‘all hate seeing a good fucking ship…? And then there is wriorinde. Sure, Clorinde visits him for tea from to time but that’s… it???? (NO hate against wriorinde here btw, this isn’t specifically targeted at the shippers. I just think it’s a great example for the point I am about to make.)

Another example is Firelfly and Caelus. Before I continue I wanna say that Caelus and Stelle are the SAME person. The only thing different about them it’s what in their panties. And yet I see so much hate against Firefly x Stelle when Caefly literally gets worshipped to heaven and back. It’s. The. Same. Thing. Literally I cannot open the comment section of Stellefly post without people mentioning Caelus????

Not come at me or not, this is not my opinion. This is a fact when I tell you that wlw ships have to go through 738283 shared cutscenes, 91892 interactions of them being romantic towards each other, have to kiss ON screen and make out while they’re at it and somehow it’s STILL not enough for them to be accepted in the fandom without someone bringing a man into it.

Bronya and Seele are the prime example of that, they literally KISSED in the Honkai Manga and you still want to tell me that they’re not canon???

While ships like Caefly, Wriorinde, Robinhill, Wriolette etc has everyone AND their mother going crazy??? (Not listing Kavetham because they’re SO obvious)

This is NOT an attack against the ships themselves (except Robinhill because if you’re still denying her being a hardcore implied lesbian, don’t event interact with me), but some of the shippers themselves

And dare I say that the most hate comes from a certain Harem part of the fandom.

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Modern AU but it’s just Arle being an overwhelmed dilf of three and reader just sees the most attractive person to ever exist in her and offers to watch the kids for her each weekend.

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WVERYONE EKWBENWKRKKRBSTAY FUCKING CALM STAY FUCKING CALM ARLE JUST DROPPED RHE BEST BDAY ART IN ALL OF HISTORY LOOK AT MY HUSBAND

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WHAT IF THAT WAS MY LAST STRAW CHAT. WHAT. IF THAT. WAS. MY. LAST. STRAW. BBQ DINNER. THEY FR HAVING A BBQ DINNEE FOR HER BIRTHDAY I CANR MAKE THIS UP MY HEAAAAAART EUGHEUEHEJEJ I LOVE HER SO MUXH

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Important: I answer requests in chronological order IF you requested a fic or hcs, short asks or thirsts will be answered as soon as I get to it!

*ೃ༄ No male reader or amab! GN is okay but I’m not interested to write anything from a male perspective

*ೃ༄ male characters only if they’re listed

*ೃ༄ if a female character isn’t on the list, doesn’t mean I won’t write for them, feel free to ask!

ೃ༄ please specify if you want a oneshot, thirst or hcs!!!!!

*ೃ༄ minors/ageless blogs will be blocked if requested for nsfw

*ೃ༄ I will write mostly for x reader, but you can also request some wlw ships of course! Further details are listed down below

*ೃ༄ it doesn’t have to be a fic request! You can also request simple headcanons or short thirsts or just send in your own ideas or headcanons, I’d love to read through them! I even would love to hear about your own characters!

*ೃ༄ I can write sfw, nsfw, suggestive, fluff, crack, angst/hurt with or without comfort

*ೃ༄ I will not write for incest, sa, yandere, torture, age gaps such as 20/40, 17/25, 28/39 for example is fine because both are consenting and fully developed adults, child characters, omegaverse

*ೃ༄ no actual religious themes! (Only when it’s based on stuff like Celestia for example, NOT actual religions!)

characters I write for

*ೃ༄ Genshin: Arlecchino (fav atm), Navia, Yelan, Clorinde, Mavuika, Pantalone, Capitano

*ೃ༄ HSR: Kafka, Feixiao, Acheron

ships I write for

*ೃ༄ Genshin: Clorivia!!!!! Eimiko!!!!!! (I will eat anything up regarding these ships)

*ೃ༄ HSR: Kafhime

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Hear me out.

Nsfw idea utc

bossform arle and regular arle taking turns on you. I‘M SO GONNA GET TO WRITING THAT OMGGGG

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Depression so bad I got a fucking letter from MY CHURCH asking me if I’m doing okay and telling me to come see them in the future and even giving me the number of my local counseling service😭😭😭 mom ik what you’re doing

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Guys when I tell you that feral feixiao changed my brain chemistry- DO NOT TALK TO ME . I WILL EXPLODE.

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I think I rewrote the dilf!arle fic over three times now but I just cannot stay satisfied for longer than five paragraphs. It‘s infuriating.

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Soft Papa!Arlecchino taking care of newborn……. I…. Gotta…. Write………………….

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Sorry for not posting anything atm Pookies, haven’t felt the best mentally during the past few days, depression is kicking my ass lately and my brain is 24/7 fried because of personal issues (why is adulting so hard sob), I’ll also maybe have to go to the hospital in the near future to get both of my hands operated since my wrists are in constant pain (literally wtf???) so there’s that- I’ll try working on requests before getting back to the bigger works so dilf!arle sadly has to wait a bit. Maybe I can get my shit together over the week and serve you, maybe not, I cant promise you anything💔 I hope you guys understand, love you all!

Have a kitty picture while we‘re at it. (He did a crime.)