#albaisyapping

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Cw: freaky lesbians

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE WHAT I AM FEELING RN LOOK AT MY FAVORITE LESBIANS I ALENAKEKOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOO I AM SO SICK SO SICK SO SICK SO SIIIIIIICK THEIR MATCHING WEDDING RINGS I‘M ABOUT TO VIOLENTLY THROW UP LETI DID SUCH AN AMAZING JOB ON THEM EUGHEUHJEUHZ @seijousai

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(nsfw ranting, minors dni)

this is so random but i wanna watch arle assemble my furniture. anything. bed, table, kitchen idc imagine just watching this woman sit on the floor in nothing but a tanktop and sweatpants, sweat glistening on her inked arms with the tattoos running up both of them. bonus points if she has one of these belts around her hips for the screws, tools etc. OH MY FUCKEIKRNG GOD

i want this woman to just spend three hours putting wood and idk what else together and you just look pretty next to her because she don’t want you lifting a single finger and then you give her head to keep up her motivation WOAH SAID THAT IT CERTAINLY WASNT ME.

and then she fucks you into the very same bed she just spent the whole day putting together, headboard slamming against the wall as she plows into you before she gets reminded WHY you had to get a new bed in the first place and tones it down woqnensndnwl i‘m very much normal about her.

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anytime someone argues that arle ain’t masc an angel dies. you wanna try and tell me mcqueer didn’t give herself that undercut in her bathroom randomly at 2am in the morning??? showed her ass to four of my non-genshin friends and they were shocked that butchatron3000 turned out to be a majestic woman. i genuinely think she‘d kill your ass at the mere suggestion of her dressing even remotely feminine🙏🏼

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it is genuinely so off putting when people act like fem!rovers interactions with the cast are considered platonic when the dialogue and animations are literally the same with both rovers. „i switched to male rover because i‘m sick of the yuri“ no you are just weird if you‘re fine with women throwing themselves at the same man but the moment it‘s a woman it is all of a sudden „weird“ and „you are sick of lesbians“😭 just say you are homophobic and are salty about how can’t self insert with female rover and let it go. same thing with stellefly like THAT IS THE SAME PERSON AS CAELUS????

no shade thrown at caelus and male rover, they’re both sweeties and deserve none of the mischaracterization they’re getting.

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when i tell you I stopped breathing. respectfully, i‘m binding my hair together in a ponytail as we speak.

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screenshots of the new wuwa update regarding zani! (no major spoiler)

BUT

KENDKWBRKWKEK SHE IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE AND HER ACCENT IS MMMMMMH I CANT DO THIS WHAT IS THIS COOKERY FROM HEAVEN ITSELF PLEASE I- OOOSOKEKSNEKSNWN I HAVE TO WRITE FOR HER SO BAD.

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WuWa Tumblr isn’t ready for me once her lore gets dropped on my doorstep. no one will be save.

i repeat.

no one will be save.

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i reached another level of insanity because my arlecchino earrings arrived today sob sob NEVER TAKING THEM OFF EVERY AGAIN

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god please drop me some fucking filthy mavuika asks in my inbox I AM BEGGING YOU. GET TO WORK EVERYONE.

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i‘m calling ptn fans to fill me in on this woman’s name and lore and if she is looking for a pretty housewife😻

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guys i really appreciate all the lovely support in my inbox, but to avoid spamming my account i won’t respond to every single one but just know i read every single one and i love you all dearly <33 i love how sapphics always unite and have each others back when it comes to defending each other sob sob arlestrap does bring people together 😼❤️ and please don’t worry about my mental state, i ran a kiribaku edit account in the ship wars of 2020 i‘m built different 😭🙏🏼

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I should be sleeping but instead I’m making shipping charts of my loves. Yk what hell YEAH.

Art creds btw to the lovely @/seijousai <333

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i‘m currently thinking about future works sooooooooool HEHEHEHEHHEHEEH

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giggling and kicking my feet at my own sentences oh i‘m fucking cooking

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pookies i promise i‘m working on something delicious but i‘ve been so tired lately, i only manage to add around 300 words before i suddenly get sleepy outta nowhere but i promise i‘m working for you!