#PLIZ I’d love to do this

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GUYS I TOTALLY WANNA DO THIS FEEL FREE TO SEND PROMPTS AND CHARACTERS!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

100 T-Word Writing Prompts

1. “Now, that was interesting.”

2. “I don’t laugh.”

3. “You seem scared.”

4. “Where is it?”

5. “Ya know, I have my ways…”

6. “Your attempts are futile.”

7. “This isn’t over.”

8. “Well, someone’s grouchy.”

9. “Hey, cheer up.”

10. “I can’t be held responsible for what I’m about to do to you.”

11. “How can someone not be ticklish??”

12. “Hold on, I can explain…”

13. “You know it’s wrong to lie, right?”

14. “Come at me. I dare you.”

15. “You’re so cute.”

16. “Is that a challenge?”

17. “I will kick you.”

18. “You wanna die?”

19. “I’ll make you regret that.”

20. “C'mon. Smile.”

Keep reading

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@steadfastcommerce​ asked:

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Writing!

   i mean, who are you again? GALE!!!!! GaLE GALE GaLE my AlliGALEtor!!!! no words in this world are able to express just how much i love and adore you!!! pliz i’d like to mention just how incredible YOU are!! in literally everything you do!!! and yes, even your portrayal of mr rock-man is just beyond flawless aaa....    im always amazed by how fun it is writing and talking to you.... im blessed 🥺🥺  i love you most!! sends you all my raburabu

[the-nonchalance-draws]

Yo! I have been tagged by @lhaewiel in this ff tag thingie and honestly I would have done it as soon as I saw it on her blog because I live for fanfictions but I can’t write for shit so here it is! Thank you Claudia!!! <3

1. Slowburn or Love at First Sight : I have a love/hate relationship with Slowburn but in the end I can read a 50k words ff just for the pleasure of seeing my ship painstakingly slowly getting together

2. Fake Dating or Secretly Dating : also fake married or undercover fake married I literally cant

3. Enemies to Lovers or Best Friends to Lovers : let’s go AAAAALL the way from hate to love baby

4. “Oh no, there’s Only One Bed,” or Long Distance Correspondence : OH NO and then they do the frick frack

5. Hurt/Comfort or Amnesia : I live for the comfort part yes gimme

6. Fantasy AU or Modern AU : actually depends on the ship. For a Merthur I’d go for Modern while for a Sterek I’d go for Fantasy AU. But Coffee shop AU??? can we talk about them plz

7. Mutual Pining or Domestic Bliss : mutual pining for idiots 101

8. Smut or Fluff : sorry not sorry. 

9. Canon-Compliant/Missing Scenes or Fix-It : like for Jaskier? I’d like 50 fix-it fics thank you

10. Alternate Universe or Future Fic: YOU CAN ALTERNATE MY UNIVERSE BABY

11. One Shot or Multichapter: One shot pliz, or complete multi: I hate waiting

12. Kid Fic or Roadtrip Fic: fyeah Jaskier and Geralt

13. Reincarnation or Character Death: I need to know why would anybody chose character death, are you insane? oh, my poor heart

14. Arranged Marriage or Accidental Marriage : BOTH. BOTH IS GOOD.

15. High School Romance or Middle-Aged Romance: let them babies be them babies

16. Time Travel or Isolated Together: for as long as they need to be!

17. Neighbours or Roommates: AGAIN BOTH. GIMME WHATEVER.

18. Sci Fi AU or Magic AU: ah! the romantic power of M A G I C

19. Bodyswap or Genderbend: them fantasies yes 

20. Angst or Crack: sorry, I read for fun, I like crack

21. Apocalyptic or Mundane: everyday falling in love is nice, every fic is love

This was a wild wild roadtrip into my brain and I tag: @tiny-idiot-in-a-tinier-bucket; @pleasesupplymewithyourwahoos; @itsgeraskier ; @kickassfu

and anyone who wants to do this! I’d love to read your stuff so tag me back pliz 

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Judge A Spammer By Their Email

As I was writing up my last one, this one came in.

And... Um... I think that this one is a little bit broken?

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Do you seriously mean to tell me that I’m going to have sex with every single one of these women all at the same time?

I mean, I’m up for an orgy as much as the next person, but this is absurd.

[earthshinex]

Kim Namjoon- Lucky Person

Title: Lucky Person

Pairing: Namjoon x Reader

Genre: Fluff

Request: :D namjoon x reader fluff(au maybe???) Request pliz :D

A/N: I’m a softie for Namjoon so this is super fluffy! Enjoy!

~~~

“Ow! Okay, owww! Joonie, please stop trying to run your fingers through my hair! Your fingers are getting stuck in the knots!” You screamed, turning around to hit your best friend.

“Which is exactly why I’m trying to get them out! Jesus (Y/N) brush your hair. Or comb. I don’t discriminate.” He said, rolling his eyes.

You narrowed your eyes at him, “I literally just woke up ten minutes ago and I came down here to give you company but I guess I should retreat back to my bedroom.” You stood up and headed to the kitchen for cereal.

“Okay we both know that that is my bedroom and second of all, I’m only trying to help. You run your fingers through my hair all the time.” He replied.

“With your consent, I might add. And your hair doesn’t get tangled. It’s weird.”

“Yeah yeah yeah. Fix me a bowl will you?”

“I just made the last bowl but here,” you handed him the bowl, “you can have it.”

“Aww sweetheart,” he gushed, “what would I do without you?”

“Who knows?” You replied while returning to your seat on the floor.

“Well I definitely wouldn’t be able to live by myself, that’s for sure.” He responded, shyly smiling.

“Very true, you’re too clumsy. But you know, you should get a girlfriend to do this for you so I don’t have to.” You shrugged.

“Ouch. (Y/N) that actually hurt my feelings. Apologize now or I’ll make Jin sit on you!” He yelled, playfully punching your shoulder.

You laughed, “Okay, I’m sorry Joonie. Forgive me?” You pouted.

He smiled, “I forgive you. I love you too much. Plus, I don’t need a girlfriend, you’re the only girl I need.” He winked, returning to his cereal.

You, for one, knew Namjoon had no interest in your whatsoever. He was your best friend and let’s not forget, totally out of your league. He’s an idol after all. He could go for literally anyone! Nonetheless, you put up with him because he was your best friend and despite the here and there sexual jokes he threw around often, he was very caring and very helpful when you needed him to be.

“We’re still going to the Kpop New Years party tonight, right?” You asked, taking a bite of his cereal.

“Yeah, I guess so. We’ll have some fun later on.” He winked again.

“Okay let’s save that for someone who actually wants it.”

“Rude. I find myself very attractive, (Y/N).” He looked slightly disappointed at your response.

“I’m sure you do.” You laughed.

“Be a dear and take this to the kitchen for me?” He placed the bowl in front of you, not once taking his eyes off of the television.

You took the bowl, hitting his head as you did so, and took it to the kitchen to wash. He had a dishwasher but you always liked hand washing dishes. It reminded you of the times when you watched your mother repeat the same actions when you were young. You began to wash the dish when you felt two arms wrap around your waist.

“I’ll never let go, Jack.” He whispered. You could hear the smile on his face.

“You’re extremely early with that quote. Not the right scene and I would be Rose, don’t you think?” You asked, not looking up from your dish.

“Yeah….yeah. You’re completely right. I’m stupid.” He blushed, letting go of your waist.

“I know. I’m the smart one in this friendship remember?” You laughed, splashing him with water.

“Totally not true. You’re forgetting I’m the one with the IQ of 148. I may be clumsier than you but certainly not dumber.” He smiled, splashing you back.

~~~

After hours of sitting around, playing with dish water and stopping Namjoon from playing with your hair, the time for the party finally came. You settled on a (F/C) dress that stopped at your knees and was flowy. Taehyung insisted you wear one that was tight and showed off your assets, but to you, it was overrated. You let your hair be, no matter how much protesting you got from Taehyung to actually do something with it.

You took a limo with the rest of BTS, placing yourself in between Namjoon and Taehyung.

“You look great, (Y/N). It’s a good thing you didn’t listen to me on fashion. You look stunning.” Taehyung said, placing a kiss on your hand.

You blushed at all of the comments and compliments Tae sent your way. The boys had always talked about how Tae had a small crush on you and you couldn’t deny you felt something for him as well. He would ask you on dates and you guys would hang out sometimes. But for some reason, you could never figure out what was stopping you from just dating him.

~~~

“Why (Y/N) you look wonderful.” The reporter stated, greeting you with a hug.

“Thank you so much. It’s nothing fancy at all, just something small.” You smiled, tucking a hair behind your ear.

“Who did you come with tonight?”

“I came with my boys BTS. We’ve always been a family and I was lucky enough to have them invite me tonight.”

“That’s awesome! I actually was speaking to them earlier. They seem very excited to have you here.”

“Well I’m glad to be here! I’ve wanted to meet so many idols for so long and I think I have that chance tonight.”

“Who do you hope to see?”

“Oh wow, the list goes on and on! I’m hoping to see Monsta X, GOT7, EXO, Blackpink and so many other wonderful groups. That’s just to name a few!”

“Well I hope you get to meet them! It was nice talking with you!”

“You as well!”

You posed for a few photos before going inside to quickly find your friends.

Namjoon quickly came up behind you and snaked an arm around your waist, “Well aren’t you just a doll? I’m a lucky person.” He smiled.

You smiled, “Where are the others? Oh! And have you seen GOT7? I really wanna meet Jackson and BamBam. I hear his dab is legendary!” You asked, looking around.

He dropped his arm from your waist, “Uh, no. Sorry. But the boys are socializing. Care for a drink?”

“Yeah sure.” You smiled as you let him lead you to the bar.

~~~

The night was filled with so many laughs and meeting tons of new people. You dabbed with BamBam from GOT7, took multiple and multiple photos with the guys from EXO and even got the number of the girls from Blackpink! You were introduced to many new groups as well such as ASTRO and B.I.G and you made sure to add some of their songs to your playlist later on. You never wanted it to end!

“Hey (Y/N)! Come do an interview with me, yeah?” Namjoon asked grabbing your arm.

“I’m here with Rapmonster from BTS and a great friend of the group, (Y/N)! So nice to see you all!”

“Hi! It’s great to be here!” You both said, waving at the camera and the fans watching.

The reporter talked to Namjoon about BTS, the meaning of their new logo, and what they’re gonna be working on soon. You didn’t mind being ignored a little. Watching Namjoon was an award enough. The way his hair would fall in his face, not once letting it interfere with his speech. The outfit his stylist picked out looked absolutely wonderful on him. A white button up with a pair of slacks. He always made sure to roll up his sleeves, a habit he did often. A look that you thought looked great on him. The dimple that appeared when he would laugh, made you giddy. Halfway through the interview, you started to wonder why you were thinking about any of these things. He placed an arm around your waist, snapping you out of your trance and you began to focus on the interview for once.

The reporter looked slightly puzzled before asking, “Oh, is this a thing? I thought that you guys weren’t seeing anyone.”

“We aren’t,” you assured her, “Neither of us are seeing anyone and we aren’t seeing each other.” You mentally kicked yourself for being a stuttering mess while trying to clarify the situation.

Namjoon quickly picked up after you, “We’re just friends. We grew up together and we’re family. I’m very lucky to have her as a friend.”

The reporter smiled shyly and then thanked you both for taking the time to talk. She excused herself as she went to talk to other guests.

“You scared me a little. I thought you would freak out about the question.” Namjoon said, squeezing your hip slightly.

“I had it under control. I was just taken off guard by the question.” You blushed.

Namjoon smiled, “I meant what I said, (Y/N). I’m very lucky to have you in my life. We’ve grown up together.” He kissed your hand.

“Thank you, Joonie. I’m very lucky to have you too.” You smiled, laughing as you kissed his cheek.

He blushed, “Care to dance?”

“I’d love to.” You stated.

The night went on from there. It was filled with smiles and lots of love. Seeing the boys this happy was good for everyone. They needed this break before going back on tour. When the clock struck 11:59, you headed to the balcony with Namjoon and watched as the seconds ticked down.

You turned to face Namjoon, “Thank you for tonight. I had fun.”

“I did too,” he smiled, “You’re going to be my kiss tonight, I’m assuming?” He blushed.

“Well if you insist.” You bit your lip as you looked back to the clock.

“5!”

You faced Namjoon.

“4!”

You grabbed his hand.

“3!”

You smiled at him.

“2!”

You whispered, “I love you. Always have.”

“1!”

He smiled in shock.

“Happy New Year!”

The next thing you knew, his lips were placed on yours. His hands went around your waist as he pulled you closer. You never wanted to break the kiss and you thought it couldn’t get any better than this. That is, until he got down on one knee and asked you to be his girlfriend.

To which you gladly responded with yes.

[wonderer-ru]

49, 43, 31

OMG BUT ALSO 25 28 29 PLIZ

as you wish ❤️ it’s my pleasure!! ✨25. what immediately comes to your mind when you think of Namjoon?

honestly, a lot of different things enter my mind at once. like, the fact that he’s just the embodiment of bts’ beginning, that everything (and i mean everything! that’s been happening in their lives and ours, and what’s happening right now) started with just him. he’s been the driving force of bts for almost four years now, and it always blows my mind…just how lucky we are that a person like him is bts’ leader. i think of how proud i am of him (he always gets me the most emo…and maybe yoongi :’D). but, all of those things are 1.5, because the very first thing that comes to my mind, when i think of namjoon, is the letter that i wrote for him. god knows if he’ll ever see it, but it sure became very special to me. i was writing it for about two weeks, adding things that i’d like to say to him, or just random thoughts i had during the day, or recommending songs, or poems. but the main reason i started it in the first place…my love for bts is way past the point of “just admiring an artist”, so in that letter i was trying to explain to him (and probably to other boys through him) that the “i love you’s” he hears from ARMYs, more often than not, mean so much more than just someone mindlessly replying to their tweet. the thought of them not truly understanding how much they mean to a lot of us…it frustrates and scares me. so, yeah… :’DD

28. what immediately comes to your mind when you think of Taehyung?

i will be faster with the rest :’D

lately, gucci and van gogh haha no, but really, probably the fact that he was the first one who really hooked me (thus - my first bias). i remember watching a very old bangtan bomb (at the time i was just getting familiar with them), where he just dances on his own, in the middle of the night, and goes from just running around to doing a choreography for NMD or We Are Bulletproof pt.2 (he was also dressed for that era), and i was thinking “hm, this boy is special. he looks free. i’d like to see inside his mind. i bet it’s fascinating there. i also bet he’s smarter than he let’s on”. and the second thing, that sealed the deal, was his cover of “hug me” with hobi. then i thought “ah, i want to fall asleep to this voice every night”.

29. what immediately comes to your mind when you think of Jungkook?

what will always warm my heart about him, is the way he loves his brothers and how he looks up to them. i mean, he’s a living proof of the fact that he was surrounded by great people while growing up, because he grew up into a delightful young man (i sound old :’D). he’s thankful, kind, caring, hardworking - all at such a young age, and it’s inspiring. i also love seeing other boys showing their fondness towards him. they are all like proud fathers, when he succeeds at something, like ‘yep, that’s our boy’. basically, the first thing that comes to my mind is “protect at all costs” :’D

31. rank the vocal line in terms of favorite singing style?

i refuse to rank, i will just say what i love about their voices hehe

jin - his voice is made for ballads like “awake”. i had full body chills when i first heard it. if taehyung’s low register feels to me a bit hollow (which is not a bad thing), then jin’s sounds rich and full, yet not charged. it has airiness to it. i like his voice best when he’s not straining it. he also usually is stable with his vocals.jimin - unlike with jin, i like when he’s straining his voice :)) i like when he growls a little, like in “tony montana” stage. but, over all, his voice is so damn sensual…lord, have mercy :’Dtaehyung - i mean, should we really elaborate? ;) deep as the ocean, smooth as crimson velvet. one of the most unique voices i’ve ever heard. just gorgeous. go back to 28 for more references hehejungkook - his voice is just so…nice. so damn nice and soothing, but he also knows how to use it and how to play with it. it feels like he has the most control over his vocal instrument. when he sings, you just know that he’s doingwhat he loves and what he was supposed to do with his life. he’s just so good *slams fist on table* :’D

43. do you talk openly about bts in front of friends and family?

with my best friends and closest family, yes. i wil probably refrain from mentioning them too much in front of someone who’s clearly not interested :’D

49. what kind of concept would you like to see in the future?

i am honestly all for them continuing their “stages of growing up” theme. i think it’s very clever. lets fans grow with them and share experiences. if they continue basing theirs storylines on books and short stories…that would get a big thumbs up from me 👍 if that’s not a revolution in education then i don’t know what is hehe but if they go away from that…hm, i already kind of got modern royalty from them in bs&t, not directly though. a detective story would be fun, something noire (if classic suits would get involved that’d be great ). i know, a lot of people are tired of theories, but i can’t help it. i love confusing and mysterious storylines. sue me 💃🏻

woah! that was a long one! thank you, love!!

[inktae]

Tbh I reeeeally wanted to try a fic set in Venice, especially since the folklore here is super interesting, god the legends are just... *heart eyes* but I need to do some nice research first, and I want the plot to be special since it'll be about my city eheh. In the future I will try that for sure (maybe with min or jeon). Also, HOLY SHIT that story sounded so nice ;^; pliz finish it!! It has so much potential, you can still use it in the future for other things :) -1

And I'm envying you a bit now, cos you are so good going out and exercising while it's been almost a month since I last went to the swimming pool D: stupid exams... *me is mad* god, I'm still think about that story... I LOVE THE CONCEPT OF THE THERAPIST BEING A NIGHTMARE GGNNNHHH *cries cos it's too good* btw what's your plans for your next fic? :-) 2/2

yes take it slow!! like you say when it’s about something we know and care about we want to write it in the best way possible :)) and seeing jimin in such a romantic environment really draws me in, I’d totally melt omg. I will definitely keep the plot in mind, I’m glad you think it has potential!! besides it would be my first try at horror hehe.

MY NEXT FIC, RIP WHO KNOWS. I really want to write the sequel to TBN, but I feel this urge to write something for namjoon and seokjin as well... so I guess I will only brainstorm these days, try to come up with a plot for those two and write in detail the argument for the sequel, and then decide what to start first :)) but god, I really really want to write something cool for seokjin ;;;; concepts that fit him are really hard to come up with, so I have to think about this very carefully! I am 99% sure it’ll be fantasy though :)

[inktae]

Unpopular opinion! Omg imma take so much hate after this... Well, plastic surgery!! I know people can do whatever they like with their body, still... Still, to be completely honest, I think that these days people are abusing it. In 2017, when "acceptance" is the words screamed the most, young girls and boys still feel pressured to change something about their appearance to feel good with their body and the opinions others have on it. I find it so... sad? I mean, I'd like more a society that (1)

2 A society that would teach people how to love themselves, that "improvement" is not about the "shape" of your body, but the "health" of your heart, of your mind, and of your physique. I'd like a society that wouldn't make plastic surgery a need :/ I feel that my way of seeing this matter is very unpopular cos people take my words as "surgery shaming" and they always reply that I shouldn't judge what people do with their own life. But.. I'm not judging! I just observe and think,

3 because i damn have a brain,I'm not blaming people, nor I think they are the "bad ones", I'm just pointing out how this whole "perfect look goals" thing is hurting people, more than giving them the freedom to do what they want :/ tbh, this situation is sorrowful, especially since i feel like there's beauty in every single face, and in every single soul... And when surgery completely change your face,I feel like we all lost the peculiarity of that beauty. We should treasure ourselves more, pliz

Wah, I'm sorry of that came out way too dramatic ahah... ah... ah ^^"

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree ((I’M ALWAYS NEUTRAL JFC))

tbh, I think it depends on the case! I support it in some cases and I find myself disagreeing in others. people who get plastic surgery have had so many peculiar, different experiences that are completely their own, and that’s why I don’t like putting them all into the same group. I think your opinion deviates from those cases who get plastic surgery for reasons that might seem too generic and shallow (like - doing it because it’s what’s currently popular or because their friends are doing it or whatever) and I agree that the people who do it solely for these reasons, should give it waay more thought instead of jumping into the bandwagon right away.

I 100% support those who get plastic surgery after they have thoroughly weighed the pros and cons, understand the implications and are completely sure that this will deliver them a positive change. not a way of happiness, but a push towards self confidence. there are so many cases of girls and boys who have suffered through so many years of persistent bullying, who have led a difficult life (be it emotionally or physically exhausting) or who have gone through extremely hard situations (accidents, burns, etc) that their confidence is completely shattered, and see in plastic surgery a way of starting to love themselves again. not an immediate ‘oh, I am gorgeous now, I’m happy’ but a step towards satisfaction with oneself. I think... it’s hard to understand this when we are not in their situation, which is why I don’t like to say I am opposed to plastic surgery, even if I wouldn’t do it myself. but (even if it’s not in the same magnitude) I would compare it to myself dyeing my hair, as dumb as that sounds haha. it’s actually a change I go through whenever I’m sad and it does lift my spirits! and I think the sensation might be similar. looking at myself in the mirror after a silly change like that actually gives me the illusion of ‘a new me’ that gives me motivation do to stuff lol. 

but yeah, like I said, life experiences can shape us so differently, that your way or my way of finding self confidence might be just impossible for them. our measures for healing from the past might just not work for others who have gone through way worse. and I think that the people who understand that this is not an immediate fix and that they won’t magically love themselves with this change (and who don’t abuse, of course!! because abusing is never ever a good thing), are mature enough to go under this process. :))

send unpopular opinions!