#PLEEEEEASEEEEEE

[gabriestat]

forbid mari user steppesliver from going to the city center. got there and dropped 25€ like it was nothing. need to become a library rat and don't go back in at least 3 weeks

[rat-rosemary]

I really should just start downloading my favorite fics instead of just having them be deleted and crying about it

In related news, does anyone know a dnf fic names "pine hill" and does anyone have a copy of it

[rigginsstreet]

Thinking about Heather Holloway, and how she deserves to be more bitchy and petty, especially about/towards Karen and her gross ass friends. If they can shit talk her out of jealousy, she should be allowed to shit talk them for showing up to the pool primarily to lust over a barely legal teen, especially when they're twice his age and married to boot. Bonus points if she's also roasting Billy for giving them attention they don't deserve.

Heather to Billy: So that's what you're into, huh? Some crusty old lady with crow's feet who smells like Chanel Number 5, Pond's Cold Cream, and desperation? Should I give you my number so you can call my mother and find out if she'd like a good fuck?

pleeeeeaseeeeee

and if billy thinks shes just saying this out of jealousy because shes been trying to get his attention all summer so hes just like "if you wanted to fuck me that bad all you had to do was ask"

and maybe theres something in billys eyes as he says it that has heather realizing how broken he actually is when it comes to his relationship with sexuality and she gets really serious saying "what they do to you is not okay and you deserve somebody telling you that" and she just leaves him alone with that sentiment that wont leave his head the rest of the day because it is in the fact the first time since billys mom anyones treated him like he wasnt just some piece of meat or irredeemable asshole

[issysh3ll]

how do i convince my man to have sex with me when im on my period pleeeeeaseeeeee

First of all- let’s not try to talk someone into doing something they’re not comfortable with.

Some people are just not comfortable with blood and that’s okay.

You can let him know that it’s something you would like to try. But don’t put pressure on him to do anything he doesn’t want to.

You can tell him about the benefits of period sex and comfort him about any concerns he has.

You can tell him the blood won’t stain the sheets bc you have towels (you’ll need multiple) or you can suggest doing it in the shower, you can tell him the blood won’t get inside his penis hole bc when he cums it’ll be pushed out. You can tell him that he won’t hurt you, he will actually help relieve the pain. You can tell him that the blood is not old or gross, it’s fresh and clean. You can tell him a condom will stop him from having to touch too much of the blood.

But in the end, if he’s not comfortable with that, you can’t force him to do it for you. That wouldn’t be proper consent.

[ask-shane]

shaaaaaaneeeeeeee..........

please e shaaneeeeeeeeee.......

marry me shaneeeeeeee.ee...

PLEEEEEASEEEEEE.......

don't waste your time with me.

[thereadingchallengechallenge]

I finally finished Just Like Home by Sarah Gailey after 3 or 4 attempts at reading it and oh my gosh I need them to write another horror novel right now pleeeeeaseeeeee

[po3tictrag3dy]

I COULD TREAT YOU SO MUCH BETTER BERT MCCRACKEN !!!!!! PLEEEEEASEEEEEE GIVE ME A CHANCEEEEEEEUHHHH

[shakshukagirl]

please please please please dear God let my 3pm class be cancelled pleeeeeaseeeeee 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[makotoscoffee]

PLEEEEEASEEEEEE help me pick a book to read!!! I got so bored of How to Blow Up a Pipeline💀💀💀😩😔 I've taken the liberty to sort them into categories for you:

Queer art and politics

Queer biographies/autobiographies/memoirs

Fiction

Politics

[lovieku]

ONYNGKFOOJYNGODJFJEOE U WROTE THE FWB AU I ASKED FOR WTAF LEMME KISS UR TOESSSSSSS I CANT WAIT TO MUCH UR WORK UPPPPPPP I LOVE U LOVIEKU!

PLEEEEEASEEEEEE ohgod this is so cute love u more!!!!

[reestallized]

i want to infodumpppppp about rv and shit pleeeeeaseeeeee

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

i really like the technicalities of textile engineering which means a lot of the sewing channels i watch are like historical repro oriented just because thats kind of the only real community that has overlap with but so many of them act like british & usamerican clothing are Literally the only ones that exist historically like. referring to "1800s fashion" globally and only meaning white fashion that had spread through cultural osmosis. i saw a video that was like "mulan cosplay but historybounding...!" and it was just an edwardian dress with mulan colors. like you know china also has clothing history!!!! they didnt just make china up for disney movies!!!! anyway. if there are any other people in the universe who also like sewing videos and shit specifically for discussion of the evolution of textile engineering and how it relates to cultural and technological development more then just like, watch me put a dress together, and knows anyone who talks about textile history outside of exclusive british culture or british influence pleeeeeaseeeeee i wanna knooooooow. i know some of it is just like, less people are discussing indian or chinese history in english on youtube but like my bar is so low here. even other language videos with like, enough visual explanation to get by on. or like wordpress blogs. this is like my seasonal special interest rn but it's really difficult to escape the eurocentrism here and i am both so fucking bored of it and ideologically very annoyed

[yankstrash]

PLEEEEEASEEEEEE

https://www.tumblr.com/lennysfridge/744537128254472192/thats-not-me

why does the fish look like lenny

HA

[beachnet]

i hate checking the doppler its so sad

[melody-onis]

[clandestineloki]

Nothing Hill

Y/N: *writing in her journal on a bench, leaves falling around her just perfectly*

Loki: *looking at her from behind a tree*

Tony, popping up next to Loki: What's up, Reindeer Games?

Loki: N-Nothing.

Loki: What do you want?

Tony: Who are we stalking today?

Loki: Stalking? No-

Tony: Or would you prefer the term 'bird watching but with people'? Is that a better term for staring at Y/N like that the whole day?

Loki: I-

Tony: Don't even hide it, lover boy, it's obvious.

Loki: What's obvious?

Tony: You're in love, Reindeer.

Loki: I'm not.

Tony: Oh really? Then what's that rose doing in your hand?

Loki:

Loki: Wilting.

Tony: You're gonna give it to her, aren't ya?

Loki: I-

Tony: You ARE! Oh, boy this is great! I have to go tell the others!

Tony: [runs inside]

Loki: [turns back to you]

Loki: [walks to the bench where you're sitting]

Loki: [lifts you up and spins you around]

Y/N, squealing: Aaaah!! Put me down!!

Loki, chuckling as he sets you down: Hello, love.

Y/N, smiling: Hi.

Loki, bending down to kiss your hand: You never get any less beautiful every time I see you.

Y/N, blushing madly: Loki, don't say stuff like that.

Loki: It's true.

Loki: [hands you the rose]

Y/N, gasping softly: It's so pretty!

Y/N: But, isn't it autumn? I thought roses weren't in season.

Loki: That is a rose from my mother's garden. It's immortal.

Y/N: Wow.

Y/N, looking up at Loki: Thank you.

Loki: Anything for my darling dove.

Y/N: [lying across the bench] So did you tell Tony we're dating?

Loki, pretending to think: [plops down on the bench] Nope.

Y/N: Pleeeeeaseeeeee think about it? I can't wait to boast how wonderful a lover you are.

Loki, dramatically purring as he runs his hand through your hair: Oh, dear. What happened to the meek and humble Y/N I met?

Y/N: [leaning on Loki's lap] I just don't want to wait until we're alone to show you all my love.

Loki, pulling you up to kiss you: You won't have to wait much longer, love.

Y/N, beaming: Really? You'll tell them?

Loki: [chuckles and shakes his head]

Loki: They already know.

[cut to the all the Avengers stalking you from behind the tree]

Loki, glancing at them once: [chuckling] My, how the tables have turned.