shakshukagirl
shakshukagirl
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shakshukagirl 4 minutes ago
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The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.
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shakshukagirl 12 hours ago
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New from Lumon! Are you tired of small inconveniences? How about big, scary experiences? No worries! With our new and improved Severance+ technology, your Innie can manage all of life's big and small challenges. From writing all those thank-you notes for your in-laws to going to the dentist for you! Imagine! A world where you check in for your flight and then you're at your destination, no anxiety or sickness at all!
Get the new Severance+ chip from lumon, and you'll never be in pain again!
(but else someone will only *ever* be in pain. Don't think about that too long.)
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shakshukagirl 12 hours ago
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me @ mark about getting gemma OUT
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shakshukagirl 12 hours ago
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shakshukagirl 12 hours ago
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someone give Gemma a gun please
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shakshukagirl 12 hours ago
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god that was just brutal and unsettling and heartbreaking. I hate this show
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shakshukagirl 12 hours ago
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severance ep7 is making me feel ill
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shakshukagirl 14 hours ago
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The shrine of my bedroom
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shakshukagirl 14 hours ago
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i need to be kept like a well loved pet tbh i need someone to make me exercise and feed me the right things and show me love. Whatever
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shakshukagirl 16 hours ago
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what an empty epitaph that is
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shakshukagirl 17 hours ago
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shakshukagirl 20 hours ago
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shakshukagirl 21 hours ago
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it's always the professors that spend the whole lecture reading out the PowerPoint that are strict about attendance 馃檮
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shakshukagirl 21 hours ago
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I'm very close to breaking out of the timeloop
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shakshukagirl 21 hours ago
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Ana茂s Nin, in a diary entry dated 27 February 1929, featured in The Early Diary of Ana茂s Nin: Vol. IV, 1927-1931
#w
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shakshukagirl 21 hours ago
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noone gets her like i do
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shakshukagirl 24 hours ago
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recent reads + annotations! a well-loved book will inevitably have scribbles and sticky notes and dog-eared pages!
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