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The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.
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(but else someone will only *ever* be in pain. Don't think about that too long.)
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me @ mark about getting gemma OUT
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someone give Gemma a gun please
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god that was just brutal and unsettling and heartbreaking. I hate this show
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severance ep7 is making me feel ill
#usually these episodes seem really short but im so uncomfortable this feels like it won't end#gemma oh my god#severance#severance spoilers#i need that doctor dead and in a gruesome way
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i need to be kept like a well loved pet tbh i need someone to make me exercise and feed me the right things and show me love. Whatever
#im always saying this#that fleabag monologue about needing someone to tell her what to do is always on my mind
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it's always the professors that spend the whole lecture reading out the PowerPoint that are strict about attendance 馃檮
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I'm very close to breaking out of the timeloop
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Ana茂s Nin, in a diary entry dated 27 February 1929, featured in The Early Diary of Ana茂s Nin: Vol. IV, 1927-1931
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recent reads + annotations! a well-loved book will inevitably have scribbles and sticky notes and dog-eared pages!
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