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eddiemunson-fanfic · 2 years ago

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My cheerleader

Joseph Quinn x plus size F!Reader

PSA: I know some details are off, if you think about the timeline for when he got the role, but I hope it works out either way.

Warnings: none? please tell me if there is!

Summary: You're bestfriends with Joseph Quinn, and you wouldn't change it for the world. You have always supported him in his journey at becoming an actor. You've been friends since you were kids, and you've always been by eachother's side. One day he gets an email about a job offer, and it makes him excited, but he wont tell you anything about the job at all.

You were hanging out as you usually were. It didn’t really matter where you were, as long as you were hanging out together. He was lying between your legs, his favourite spot because your thighs were soft to his face. He borrowed one of your t-shirts after his shower, that was a normal thing for you, because he felt more comfy in your oversized t-shirts but his own. So he was lying there with just some boxers on and your t-shirt. You found it a bit funny that he liked your clothes, but you thought it was cute either way.

Sadly you didn’t fit into his clothes so you could borrow some of his, and he noticed it after a while, bought some oversized sweaters and t-shirts so you could borrow from him when you were at his place. You used to shower at each other's house, and you kept some clothes at his place, and he kept some clothes at your place. It got a bit weird if either of you had company tho, but you both proudly played it off as if it was your siblings' clothes. Because that was what you normally thought of the relationship you had. Just siblings, close siblings who did everything for one another.

While he laid between your thighs, he was trying to place some game on your xbox, a new game that came out a few weeks ago called Stray. You both were really into the game, and you helped him if he didn’t understand what he was gonna do. If there was a very difficult part of the game, you took your phone and googled for him, and told him what he had to do. And when there wasn’t anything special happening in the game, you scrolled on tiktok, tumblr or instagram, trying to show him a funny meme or tiktok if you found one.

He tapped your thigh with his arm, and you squished his head, which made him laugh. He knew how ticklish your thighs were, but still he did things that tickled you, after all the warnings you’ve given him. He laughed while his head got smushed. He paused the game, and held onto your thighs with both his hands. You could feel the warmth from his hands, and it gave you goosebumps. You loved how warm he was, especially when you were cold. He was your personal little heating pad whenever you needed it.

“If you keep squishing, I’m gonna die a happy man” he laughed, struggling to speak because you were squishing his face to the point where he could barely open his mouth to speak. You laughed, and let go after a while. He sat up and turned his face to you, smiling. You smiled back.

“What?” you laughed, getting shy with the attention he suddenly gave you. “Nothing, you’re just beautiful” he said, smiling, getting up and walking to the kitchen. The flirting from him was normal, so you didn’t really think much of it. But being called beautiful, it hit something deep inside of you. Especially when it came from your Joe. All the girls he hooked up with were so damn beautiful. You’ve seen almost everyone. Their perky, small beautiful tits, their small stomach, their tiny body in general. Nothing compared to how blubby you felt. If you guys were hanging out with either of your friends, they always tried to tell you he flirted with you, but you just scoffed it off. You knew he didn’t mean anything with it but to be his charming old self.

He could make any girl cream their pants, especially when he did his signature wink and smiled. It even made you feel some sort of way, but you scoffed it off every time. You didn’t want it to ruin your relationship. You’ve known eachother since you were 5 and he was 8. You lived across from one another, and he was the boy next door who always watched out for you. He’s been like a big brother to you the entire time.

You got dragged out of your thoughts, feeling Joe’s breath on your neck which made you flinch. You hated it, and he knew it. He laughed when you reacted just like he’d hoped for.

“Jesus Joe!” you exclaimed, holding onto the cushion on your couch while you flew forward in the couch trying to get away from him. “You know you’re not allowed to sneak up on me like that jerk!” he just laughed, tears filling his eyes from laughing to hard.

“I’m sorry sweetie, but I just had to” he laughs, and the way he is standing seems like he’s about to piss himself from laughter. You glare at him, but give in and start laughing too. It ends up with both of you laying on the floor, laughing together, not able to control yourself. And when you think you’re done laughing? You look at eachother and laugh even more.

“Joe, Joe, I can’t” you breathe, trying to control your laughter, but to no luck. You get up and run to the toilet, almost peeing yourself from laughter. The laughing dies almost down while you’re sitting on the toilet laughing for yourself, trying to calm down. Joe walks to the bathroom, and knocks on the open door. You look at where he’s standing, chuckling, while holding his hand across his face, trying to give you some privacy while you’re on the toilet.

“I hope you’re only peeing” he chuckles, and you laugh at him. “Of course, Joe” you say, and he relaxes, but still holds his hand across his eyes so he doesn’t look directly at you.

“I was just wondering if you wanted something to eat actually, because you got nothing in your fridge” he said, and you could feel your stomach growl while he spoke. “I’m starving” you said, which made him smile.

“Chinese?” he asked, knowing it was your favourite. You smiled, and chuckled at him, finishing on the toilet, and washing your hands. You walked towards him, pushing him a bit with laying your hands on his stomach, because he was standing in the way for you so you could get out of the bathroom. You could feel he tightened his muscles under your touch, which made you take your hands away fast. “‘M sorry” you said, looking down at the ground. You knew he had a problem with being touched like that, but always seemed to forget sometimes.

He took your hands in his, and lifted them towards his lips, kissing your knuckles softly, making you look into his chocolate brown eyes. “It’s okay” he said, smiling at you. “So, chinese?” he said, smiling at you, still holding your hands in his. You nodded enthusiastically, which made him smile. He swung you around in his arms, making you giggle, while he swung you into his embrace in a hug. You hugged him back, and just smiled. You loved when he was cuddly like this. He knew how much you loved to cuddle, and whenever you needed some cuddles, you could always send him a message, and he’d be at your door as fast as he could. Sometimes you even fell asleep in his arms, and woke up with him holding you close the morning after.

“You wanna eat out, or take in?” he said, holding onto you, stroking your back which he knew you loved. “Mm” you said, almost falling asleep in his arms. He chuckled, and led you to your bedroom. He made you lay down in your bed, and he kissed your forehead. “I’m gonna order, and you can just relax while I get it, okay?” he said, turning off your bedside lamp, walking away, earning a soft “mhm” from you in return while you got cosy in bed.

When he came back, he came to wake you up, and you smiled up at him when your eyes met his. “Dinner?” you smiled at him, making him nod down at you. “Come” he said, handing you a hand helping you up. You took it, and he led you into your dining area. He had sat your dining table with two plates, some lit candles, and made it cosy just the way he could. He even went to the liquor store and bought your favourite drink.

“The girl that gets you, are so damn lucky” you said, laughing at how red he got by your compliment. “You think so?” he smiled, helping you sit down at your end of the table. You could smell the food, and smiled. “Oh shit, you got my favourite?” you said, looking up at him with wonder. It gave him an even huger tint of red across his face. “Of course, anything for my favourite girl in the world” he said, leaning down behind you and kissing your cheek.

“Bro, of course” you said, making him chuckle while he walked to his spot at the table, sitting down and lifting his glass up to clink with yours. You clinked glasses and started to eat.

“After this, I’m making my famous muffins, just for you” you said, looking at him, which made him grin huge. “You for real?” he exclaimed, and you just nodded at him. He kicked his feet under the table and squealed. “It’s been so long!” he said, making you laugh by his actions.

You sat mostly in silence and ate your food, until you remembered something he told you last week. “How did the phone call go by the way?” you said, looking at him. Last week he got an email about a job opportunity from his manager, and it made him very excited. He had been in some few plays the past few years, but he said that this could be his opportunity to get big. He looked up at you and smiled.

“If they like my introduction video, I’ll be flying over next week to audition!” he smiled, and you squealed. You jumped up from your chair and ran over to him, and he laughed, shoving himself away from the table and met you on the way up from his chair. He spun you around the best he could. Even if he was more petite than you, he was very strong, and could actually lift you to your surprise. “That is so amazing” you exclaimed, holding onto him, and he hugged you closer. You could feel his entire body vibrate from him chuckling, which made you giggle.

“You’re my biggest cheerleader, you know that?” he said, laughing. “It makes me so happy that you support me so much” he said, putting you down, and holding you at arms length. You looked at him and grinned. “Of course I support you!” you said, pushing his chest lightly to make a point. “You deserve every role you want!” you said, making him laugh and you could see he got red by your compliment. “You’re an amazing actor, and the entire world deserves to know” you said, and hugged him again. He exhaled a breath he didn’t know he held in, while he relaxed in your arms.

“It’s gonna be such a stressful week” he said, huffing. It made you hug him tighter, if it even were possible. “You can call me anytime of the day, and I’ll be there for you” you said, and he relaxed even more. “I don’t know what I’d do without you” he said, exhaling a deep breath. You kissed his cheek before you pulled away, holding him at arm's length. “I’ll be here for you no matter what, Joe” you said, and it made him smile, pulling you in for another hug. “You wanna finish the food?” he asked you after a while of just standing there and hugging each other, and you nodded.

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The week passed, and the production for the show he was gonna audition for loved his introduction video. You were of course with him when he got the call that he was gonna be flied down next monday. It’s sunday, and you’re trying to enjoy the last day together before he’s off for work, and you’re not able to meet each other or see each other in person in a very long time. You can feel that Joe is very nervous about it, and he is all over the place as he’s trying to pack some stuff he needs.

You’re seated on his couch scrolling through some stuff on his xbox, before you see him stumbling in his own feet, trying to go around his apartment, collecting his stuff that he needs with him. You walk up to him, and stop him in his tracks. “Stop, breathe” you tell him, he looks down at you, and relaxes once his eyes are meeting yours. He exhales, and you can feel his hot breath on your face. “Dude, brush your teeth, jesus” you exclaim, laughing, holding your nose. It makes him laugh, and you clap your own shoulder for making him think about something else.

“Fuck you” he says, and you laugh, looking at him. You give him a twirl. “Oh, my outfit that nice today?” you tease him, and he laughs more, walking into his bathroom to brush his teeth. You follow him, and look at him when he picks up his toothbrush. “You know I was kidding?” you say, looking at him, leaning against the door. He looks at you and shakes his head. “I hate you” he says, and you just nod your head.

“Oh, so I should just leave then?” you say, pointing to the door, and he almost crashes into you, holding you close. “No” he simply says. You snake your hands around his waist and laugh, holding onto him. You snuggle into his chest, and inhale. “You smell wonderful, you always do, sorry” you say, and he chuckles, kissing the top of your head. “Thank you darling” he says. “I need to finish getting ready, and then we can watch a movie?” he asked, and you nodded.

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You talked to Joe on facetime last night, and he told you that he just landed, and just came to his hotel room. He told you that he missed you, and wished that you could be there with him. You agreed, and showed him your dog who had taken his place in your lap. “You bastard, that’s my lap!” he said, scolding your dog, which made you giggle. “Relax, it’s your lap whenever you’re here” you giggle. He lays down in bed and exhales. “I hope I get the role” he says, looking up to the ceiling. “You will” you say, looking at him. He looked at you and smiled. “I love you, my sweet cheerleader” he said, smiling, yawning. “Get some sleep, and we’ll talk tomorrow, okay?” you say, making him nod.

“Good night, Joe” you say, making him smile. “Good night, Y/N” he smiles, blowing you a kiss before ending the call.

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The time went, and by Thursday you have not heard from Joe as much as you’d like to. But you knew he had a lot to do, and he told you before he left that he might not be easy to reach, but he would send you messages every day to keep up with you. And he did as he promised. He always sent you a good morning text, and he always sent you a good night text with some details about his day. He didn’t tell you much about what had happened during the time you didn’t talk, but he told you what he ate during the day, and that he felt comfortable with the crew he might work with.

You were at work when your phone rang, and you asked your boss if you could answer. He gave you a thumbs up, and you walked outside to take a cigarette while you answered.

“Hello?” you answered. “Hey darling” you smiled, hearing his voice. You didn’t realise before he talked how much you’ve missed his voice. Or him in general. “Hey” you smiled to yourself, taking a drag of your cigarette. “That thing will kill you, you know” he said, laughing slightly, while you heard him take a drag of his own cigarette. “Says you” you laugh. He laughs back, and chuckles slightly.

“So” he starts, and you can feel your breath hitch. Fuck. He didn’t get the role, did he? No, that can’t be. He would’ve told you earlier if that was the case. “So” you said back, exhaling slightly, finishing off your cigarette. You could feel yourself getting nervous and lit another one.

“I think you need to sit down for this” he told you, and you stopped breathing for a second. “Stop fucking with me, Quinn” you warned him, and he laughed at your expanse. “Sorry, sorry” he said, exhaling the smoke he inhaled. “I got it” he said, and you stumbled in your own feet, sitting down at the bench that were beside you.

“I knew it!” you squealed, and he laughed. “I fucking knew it!” you screamed into the phone, bubbling with excitement. “Are you gonna tell me what the role is?” you asked, hoping he would share at least something. But to no luck.

“Nope, I won't tell you anything just yet” he said, and you whimpered. “Stop being a brat, I’ll tell you when I feel ready” he said, and you choked on your own words. “Sorry” you said, apologising the best you could. “I just got excited” you said, feeling embarrassed.

“I’m coming back to London in 5 weeks, you wanna pick me up from the airport?” he asked, and you nodded, your brain not picking up that he couldn’t see you. “Yes, ofcourse, yes!” you smiled, getting excited to see him again in person. “I can’t wait to have you in my arms again” he said. You talked a bit back and forth before your boss came out to look for you. You told him you had to hang up, and that you were so excited to see him again, and told him to keep updating you daily, making sure he gave you some proof of life while you waited to get him back home again.

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The hours passed, slowly but steady. Hours turning into days, and you could feel the excitement growing for when you were actually gonna pick him up. Days turned into weeks, and you got proof of life and even some facetime every now and then. The facetime calls and messages from him made the time go faster, and you couldn’t wait to hug him again. He told you before you were gonna pick him up that day that you shouldn’t be scared of his weight. You wondered badly what he meant by it.

You drove to Heathrow a tad too early, but you didn’t mind waiting at all. He sent you an update when he went onto his plane, and when they were about to take off. He promised to try to remember to update you when he landed and when he got to pick up his luggage.

When he sent you the message that he landed, you stumped your cigarette and went inside to wait for him. You could feel butterflies in your stomach, and you were so excited. This has been the longest since you took a year off to explore the world that you didn’t meet daily.

You saw his curly head bounce when he walked through the doors, and you squealed. “JOE!” you screamed, making him look up from the floor where he was walking. When he saw you he grinned, and tried his best to run through the crowd in front of him and to you.

He embraced you in a warm hug and lifted you from the ground. This was a weird feeling which made you squeal into his ear. “Oh, I’ve missed you” he said, holding onto you. He inhaled your scent and chuckled. “New shampoo?” he asked, and you nodded, leaning into his chest, exhaling and inhaling the scent of him. You snaked your arms around his waist and gasped.

“What happened?” you asked, looking up at him, and he looked down at you. Oh how you’ve missed those brown beautiful eyes. “I’m gonna tell you everything, I just don’t feel like standing in the middle of the airport and talk about all that’s happened” he said, letting out a deep breath at the end. “But first, I need a cig” he said, and you giggled. He took your hand and you followed him outside. He sat down at the bench right on the outside, and found his cigarette pack, tapping the vacant spot beside him for you to sit.

You both smoked your cigarettes, talking about what you were gonna do when he was home. If he wanted to go to his place, or if you should drive to your place. He made you decide, and you said you had to take your dog out for a walk at least before anything. He agreed to join you on that walk, and then he suggested that you’d order in and watch a movie or game, and you looked at him, wondering if he would ever share what the job was about, or what role he was playing. He had told you so much as it is for a Netflix show, but that doesn’t really say much. There’s a lot of them out there.

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You drove home, walked your dog together, and ate Italian together before you launched onto your couch together. In the signature way you always used to lay on the couch together. He held onto your thighs while you scrolled through streaming services on your TV to find something to watch. You wanted to watch a comfort movie of yours, and Joseph agreed to watch it with you. Again. Corpse Bride was one of your favourites, and you could never get enough.

“You gonna tell me why you got so skinny?” you say after a while into the movie. Victor was about to put the ring on the Corpse Bride’ hand when you spoke. He looked up at you between your legs, and scoffed. You knew that for some roles he had to either gain weight or loose some, but he was at least 10 pounds lighter, and it scared you. “I hope it is because of your role, and not because you haven’t eaten” you say sternly, making him chuckle.

“Of course I’ve eaten sweetie” he says, and you relax straight away. “It’s for the new role on this show, I’m sorry it scared you” You just chuckled, trying to play it off cool. He sat up and turned his body towards you, legs crossed, and you mimicked his actions, sitting cross legged towards him. He took your hands in his, and smiled up at you. You smiled back at him, but got suspicious when he didn’t say anything.

“Spill, Quinn” you told him, pointing a finger at him. He held his hands up in defeat. “Okay, okay” he said, laughing awkwardly. “I can tell you that much that I am playing a skinny metal head in the 80’s” he said, and you exhaled a breath you didn’t realise you even held.

“If you can keep quiet, I can take you onto set when we’re into the filming a bit more, okay?” he said, making you relax. You nodded your head. “Of course can I keep quiet, you know me!” you said, bumping his chest, making him smile. “I know, but it’s just to make sure, okay?” he said, rubbing his neck in a nervous action.

“One thing you wont like that much tho, is that I have to leave in a week, and I don’t know how long I’m gonna be gone” he said it all in just one breath, afraid how you’ll react. You looked at him and smiled, and you could see that he relaxed straight away. “Whenever I can have you over, I’ll pay for your plain ticket and everything, okay?” he said, and you nodded.

“I just hope that you’ll keep in touch even when you get famous big boy” you said, smiling at him. He got recognised a lot already, but he said that this could be it. This could be the role that made him blow up. You felt it in your gut that this would be it too. He would get recognised more when this show aired, and he would probably be loved by millions. You just hoped that it didn’t get too much for him. The worst thing you were afraid would happen, were creepy fans stalking and ruining stuff for him. He deserved everything good in this world, he was an angel, and people needed to know he was.

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Months passed, you got to visit him on set, and you could see how well he did his role. He was made for the role of Eddie Munson, and you could tell people would love him when the show was getting aired.

You understood why he didn’t tell you which show it was a role for, because you loved Stranger Things. That’s why he felt like it was important for him to get this role. Not only because you loved it, but because he knew that this was his shot to get really big.

You sat in his chair while he was talking to some of the production before coming over to where you sat. They had just filmed the part where they fought Vecna, and you sat there with tears in your eyes. You felt so sad that they did Eddie like that, but you were so proud of Joe for doing the work he did. You leaped into his arms, sobbing. Not caring about him being full of fake blood and staining your shirt.

“It was beautiful, but oh so heartbreaking!” you cried into his arms, and he laughed. He stroked your back, hugging you back. “I’m happy you liked it” he said, chuckling to you.

“How long did you know?” you said, sniffing into his chest. “Since I got the script” he said, stroking your back, trying to calm you down. You stood there for who knows how long, just hugging him. You were so damn proud of him. He did it. You knew it deep down that this would be a big hit. And your gut was never wrong.

You pulled away from the hug, holding him at arm's length. You smiled, and you could see that he was about to cry himself. You held his cheek, and kissed the other. "You did amazing, and I am so proud of you! You did it Joe!" you said, almost starting to cry again yourself. He looked at you, and smiled warmly at you. "You think so?"

"Oh, I know so" you said, and laid your head against his chest, embracing him in another hug.

This would be it. You knew he would make it big, and the time that's ahead of him is gonna be so amazing. You know it deep down in your gut. You just didn't know if your friendship would last through it all. You of course hoped it would, but who knows? What will the future bring?

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This got longer than I had anticipated in the start, but I hope I did it justice anyways 🥺

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ceciliablossoms · 3 years ago

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hii, okay so, i have a weird but funny request lmao, so on tiktok apparently everyone is making deez nuts jokes and they’re so funny to me

so can i request just like small headcannons or something like that where the reader (they/them !) tells their partner (albedo and xiao please!) a deez nut joke? i know it’s weird but they’re so funny

Are they?

Man my fyp sucks smh

Gonna open my box since I have one more after this

then I'll probably focus on my spicy blog

Albedo

It happens during a conversation about his work

His explaining it to you my writing on a clipboard everything that's happening during the experiment

You, of course are making jokes quite often in an attempt to see how long it takes him to notice

He, however, is too hyper focused and is just nodding in agreement to your words

You keep doing it with a pout though

And once he puts down his clipboard to grab something off a nearby shelf

He finally registers what you're saying

He glances over to you, asking you to repeat yourself

Under the impression he misheard you, you looks at you quizzically

But once you do and he realizes he didn't, his brow furrows into an expression of confusion

Upon him directing his puzzled stare towards you, you crack up a little, before doubling over in laughter

Whenever you make them you earn a small yet bemused sigh and faint smile

Xiao

You asked him the whole "Hey have you met Dee?" set up

Just stares at you in confusion when you say "Deez nuts"

Doesn't understand it whatsoever

And looks like he's trying to solve a math problem

That meme of the lady with the equations over her face??

Yea that's him

He's the most confused you think you've even seen him and it's making you laugh harded

May or may not ask for clarification

What is wrong with mortals?

He just doesn't get it

Archons help him

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nightswithkookmin · 3 years ago

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SO YOU ASKED.

What's happening with JM he acting hella shy lately.

Ans: think I already answered this but anywho

I don't know.

But I personally don't think his shyness is out of place as he's one of the most shy members in the group. I think JK somewhere last year picked him as the most shy member in the group and he ain't telling no lies.

On a few occasions, on stage while recieving an award he's went super shy and JK noticed and has teased him a couple of times about it on stage.

And like he said in his Vlive, a lot of his confidence and shamelessness was a facade. If you ask me, he's just been doing a lot of introspection and investing time into understanding himself and knowing parts of him himself he's unfamiliar with and letting those parts thrive.

He's baring himself to honesty and that comes with vulnerability no one can force onto him and that I think is a good thing. Not all shyness sterms from lack of confidence or low self esteem.

Sometimes it's rooted in consciousness and becoming aware that you are at the center of another's attention. Sometimes it comes from guilt or having awareness that something you thought was a secret was never one.

Sometimes it comes from accepting as truth something you've long denied. And he talks about feeling he's denied his own thoughts and beliefs so it's safe to assume he's no longer denying something anymore.

When he's shy like that I think he knows we know he knows we know. Lmho.

He attributed it to the large number of viewers and personally if I knew I was under the gaze of a quarter of that number I would spontaneously combust.

Don't know how these people do it.

I'm a small community kind of person.

I think Jungkook himself was a bit surprised to see him like that and I'm sure right from there on he went Googling for blogs like mine to understand why Jimin stay acting shy lately 💀

No one:

Jk's search history:

Why is Jimin shy Jikook ananlysis| theory

Is Jimin cheating on me Jungkook jikook analysis

My boyfriend is acting shy these days is he cheating on me quora

Is Jimin falling in love with JK again Goldy analysis tumblr| ask goldy

What does it mean when my bandmate is shy around me Goldy ananlysis kookmin

Goldy-ah Jimin is acting shy should I be concerned Ask tumblr

Is my bandmate falling in love with me

I think I'm in love with my bandmate

How to tell my bandmate I've fallen for him

How to tell a boy you love him

How to make a boy fall in love with you

Falling Harry styles

Falling lyrics meaning

How to cover falling by Harry

Is harry styles gay

Am i gay

Gay bts members

Minimoni sexual tensions tiktok

Yoomin moaning theories YouTube

Signs Jimin loves Jungkook as more than friends facebook

I have lived through many very shocking jikook shy times and I feel y'all are just experiencing a minor league and freaking out.

I've gone through periods of Jimin quietly sat in a corner somewhere amidst a chaotic environment just taking JK in like- those moments still make me shiver just thinking about it.

I've seen Jimin go "oh Jeonggugie..." twice in a very coy smitten flirty situation and in case you was wondering it's the 'oh' for me

That's so gay Jimin and so private like I do not need yall to make me this uncomfortable feeling like an intruder each time when all I came for was the music😭🤧

How do I explain this to my cats😥

And please let's not act like this whole Christmas Vlive moment didn't happen

And mind you for some of us we were only slightly starting to adjust to the changes in his looks and appearance within that period so this did a number on us. HIT US HARD had us staring at him like that Kevin Hart meme.

Won't forget the memes. Won't forget it🤣

Yall nasty working full time for satan🤣

Also let's not forget how extremely shy he got here when the Florist made that double entendre about his birth flower name.

Or when he was with Joonie and suddenly blurted out a poem bout the moon and got super shy and self conscious.

Or when he stuffed his mouth with sausage, looked past the camera and smiled awkwardly at the camera.

Or on those iconic two occasions when he was staring at JK but panicked and looked away the instant JK turned in his direction.

This came and went too. Stood right there in the middle of a speech taking turns staring at Jungkook...

I lost my train of thought. Lol

I guess what I was trying to say was, shy Jimin isn't exactly new or shocking and there are moments where his shyness makes hella sense because it flows from his nature.

He's talked about how sometimes his head is filled with random nonsensical things that makes him beat himself up sometimes or get really shy when he acts on them.

I suppose calling JK in his moment of vulnerability to join him for a Vlive would make him shy afterwards- but frankly I didn't buy none of that innocent act. I can sniff bull from a mile away. They ain't slick. Seen JK show up in hybe tshirt two times in a roll for a vlive post his clothing scandal to know that jikook live was preplanned💀

Like I said, guilt can make a person shy too.

but that shy moment in buttermeg's video makes no sense to me. You stealing glances at your bandmate and acting all shy... sir....

If they secretly broke up and are getting back together they should let us know Juseyo🎤

Like I said on Ko-fi, this just feels like Jimin is seeing, acknowledging, appreciating and admiring Jungkook either as a friend or lover because he's probably developed a new lens or is seeing a side of Kook he never saw before.

He's rediscovering himself, finding new interpretations of himself and others and learning to understand what value people in his life bring to him and falling in love again with that.

We should all be falling in love with Jungkook honestly. He really is an amazing person. He's human nonetheless and has his faults but his good outweighs the bad in my opinion.

I'm happy for Jimin. His growth trajectory in terms of his exploration of relationships is beautiful. From him saying he's come to appreciate the true friendships in his life, denouncing toxic friends and opening himself up to his parents etc.

Let's leave him to it. He's just admitting his feelings about Kook to himself. Love never hurt nobody.

Good for him 🥂

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wh6res · 3 years ago

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127 SQUAD AND ROMANTIC BF TINGS

tw a lil bit of suggestive on jae's but nothing explicit

✰ — TAEIL would sing lullabies over the phone or video call. you and him would just be doing your own thing, not talking but enjoying being each other's presence. he'll probably pull out his guitar and start singing random songs until he eventually notices you fell asleep on him. will not end the call and when you wake up in the morning, his snores and his cute sleeping face is the first thing you see. "love? you still there? ... taeil?" then laugh out loud when you hear his snores instead. "okay yeah lets sleep more" the call will only end probably because his phone died. he kinda strikes me as a guy who's phone is always < 50% battery lmao

✰ — JOHNNY is your everything. literally. as long as he has the power of youtube, google, and instruction manuals on his side, he can fix anything and everything for you. we've all seen him do crafty things on jcc lmao so it'll probably apply to relationships as well. will 100% say you now owe him cuddles for fixing something for you. you kinda dont like the fact that he's doing all these things for you so you try doing them on your own without him knowing only to fail big time. "what did we learn today?" "never touch the pipes under the sink" "and?" "and always ask johnny for help" "nuh-uh thats not how i said it" you sigh exasperatedly "always let my smokin hot amazing handsome boyfriend johnny suh get the job done"

✰ — TAEYONG doesn't care whether you take the time shopping or not. in fact, he loves seeing you all excited and giddy for pampering yourself as you should. totally the type to hold the paper bags even if you complain and say you can manage on your own. is a complete angel and will wait patiently outside changing rooms and will give you genuine insight he has of the clothes you picked. "that looks nice. you should get that. the length is just right and the sleeves help accentuate your waist" "really yongie?" "yes love. i mean you look pretty in everything anyway" miss ma'am my heart just fucking melted ?¿?

✰ — YUTA doesn't look like it but will exert real effort into things. would be the type to have a note or a google doc about your favorite orders from restaurants because he just loves how your eyes light up appreciatively and you look so smitten by him. its like a cheat sheet. eventually he memorizes the list with how much time he spends with you and he wont even need it. the type to always bring you food before meeting you (if its just hanging out inside the house). "no way! i was just craving for these!" he smiles before kissing your forehead, volunteering to put the food out its container for you. "i figured. you'd been working since this afternoon. lets eat first then you can tell me about what you've been working on so i can help you, okay?"

✰ — DOYOUNG loves cooking for you. i highkey feel like its his love language? like cooking for you and seeing your eyes light up as it darts back to him after you take your first bite from whatever he cooked just gives him so much happiness. its disgustingly sappy and he doesn't like talking about it. now he understood fully what it meant to see your loved ones eating and being full yourself or some shit. idk how the actual quote goes okay dont come 4 me but u probably get it. anyway the type to always pack you lunch and will get hella mad if you skip meals. "what do you mean you havent eaten yet?" "yeah but i will after i--" "you mean you're going to eat Now?" "what? no maybe later--" "thats it im coming over"

✰ — JAEHYUN would be the type to make you playlists. its really random sometimes he'll send them to you in the early morning for the heck of it bc he cant sleep. most of the time its him being horny lmao the frat boy in him awakening and sending you a playlist called imma blow your back out or something extremely cringey and thirsty pls dont block his sorry ass maybe he'd spell out the words using song titles too! idk jae just rlly strikes me as a guy who's love language is music. "hey babe did you check the playlist i sent you?" "wtf its 4am???" "oh so you havent listened to it yet?" "fuck off" but at the end of the day he'll come over and will use the playlist to,,, you know,,, do the sexy thing ;)

✰ — JUNGWOO always makes sure you walk on the inside of the road. you know when you're walking in the street and he softly nudges your waist? yes. will probably even scold you playfully because with how long its been since you both are together, "babe you always walk on the inside of the road how many times do i have to tell you?" is also the type to remind you to wear your seatbelt immediately after hopping onto his car. would ask you Again while in the middle of the car ride because he forgot that he already asked you earlier. please don't mind him he's just looking out for you bb. "seatbelt?" "yes, babe. already done" "are you sure? i dont think i heard it click--" "babe eyes on the road please" "oh right sorry"

✰ — MARK sends you tiktoks, vines, or memes. this is his love language fite me im calling it. he just wants to see you laugh too okay? thats why he does it. i mean it made him laugh, so maybe it will you laugh too. also because he hopes to make inside jokes with u cuz he believes thats how people really get close and stuff. would definitely love it if you do the same thing with him. you'd be chilling in the sofa while khalid plays on the bluetooth speaker and he'll suddenly go "babe babe babe check this out!" then you both proceed to laugh at a vine for the next thirty minutes <3 #living.the.yn.life

✰ — HAECHAN will do your skincare for you when you're drunk or super tired that you just passed out cold on the bed. would probably come into the room to see you snoring and tutting bc now he has to do it for you again but meh deep down he loves it because he enjoys admiring your sleeping face. its sorta like a healing thing for him? yeah it just washes away all the stress he's feeling and bb is just excited about the idea that this becomes "your thing" with him if u get what im saying? altho the next day he'll probably use it as a leverage to get out of chores :) "no way im not folding our clothes" "and why is that?" "i took your make up off yesterday u know how hard that is? im still tired" "but its literally the next day--" "awww thank you for doing my chores, baby! u the best!" ._.

#nct #nct 127 #jaehyun #taeyong #taeil #johnny #yuta #jungwoo #haechan #mark #doyoung #nct 127 headcanons #nct 127 hcs #nct headcanons #nct 127 imagines #nct 127 scenarios #nct 127 x reader #nct 127 x y/n #nct 127 x you

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stereotaehyungnie · 4 years ago

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Aot headcanons

๑ Reiner Braun ⊰⊹ฺ dating modern au

cw! : smut, nsfw, minors do not interact, but also tons of fluff.

n/a: reiner is my man im sorry but i need to share how i feel abot this man!

a gentle gigant

huge fan of kisses of ANY kind slow, sensual, lot of tongue, fast, hungry. ANY kind literally this man KNOWS WHAT IT DOES.

he need some praise (say good boy and this man cracks just 4040 error).

this gigant can't dance tall and big like that, he cant even put one feet to the side without falling.

but can cook nicely, mamas boy knows how to temper.

cuddles cuddles cuddles

lack of sleep, this mf has many nightmares and chills at night, it is miraculous to see him sleeping more than three hours.

that man will see stars if you massage him no matter where your hands, back, feet or balls (🌝).

he likes intimacy so showering together is a PRECIOUS THING almost religious.

it doesn't look like it but it loves your hair if you like it you will spend hours combing it, braiding it, fixing it as you please.

this man knows the lover he has and he will make it a point to stare at you and tell you how beautiful you are, how juicy you look in that outfit (even if it's old pajamas of yours), how he wanna kiss you so hard... mf got you tripping just from your gaze... how dirty.

switch baby this man is a massive switch

he even show and bought you sex toy to peg him with.

this man can open A SEXSHOP bc he have EVERYTHING you think! Really into sex!

dont think he is into degradation, in a bad day he might cry if you call him slut, whore or anything like that but call him puppy or honey this man will be flying high.

when he is a sub he will be loud, he want everyone knowing he is yours...

Suck them tiddies and you will see him whimper rubbing on nothing trying to realise the pain.

sex w him = groans, moans, cum everywhere, red lips, deep breath but summing up a great mess!

many funny and embarrassing moments to share (one i like to imagine is him taking you from behind in front of a mirror but you endup losing balance falling in your face... bleed nose, cunt tripping and he all worried... funniest day it was!)

dirty jokes! not good at this but he laugh so hard at then that you endup laughing bc of his laughter.

me my boyfriend and his boyfriend Berthl.

old soul so he is kinda lost on social medias principally tiktok will fall in every prank, can not follow your memes, does not understand why the hell you, Connie, Jean and Sasha cant stop bitting your lips and poiting your arms but when he understand THIS MAN CANT STOP ANYMORE, you were chilling and FUCK BOY FACE IN YOUR FACE.

the best looking after sad, tired or sick people.He only knows what to do and what to say, when and how so it's easy to comfort yourself and move on.

expert in dates flowers, chocolate, fancy dinner, something more private, somewhere near, far. If you tell him to take you to the moon HE WILL DO IT.

he is empathetic with everything you do. He knows your pain, he celebrates your victory, he helps you with your doubts precisely because he knows what it's like to be left out.

grabbing your cheeks and thighs is relaxing and the best thing he does in his day so believe or not but soon in the morning when he is waking up he will cup your cheeks and kiss your whole face!

he loves seeing you w/ kids, he could imagine you a mother, actually the mother of his children, and that besides looking very tasty It was comforting.

don't fight with this man for no reason or he will stick to you like a lazy bug trying to fix your mistake or he will walk away in fear of not deserving your love.

dom reiner is sweet and sensual, it will use the slowest and deepest strokes you've ever seen until you cry begging for more, he just wanna see you beg just i!

dom reiner love having his fingers stuffed into your mouth he just likes the feel of his tongue sensually caressing his fingers, likes the gagging bc you are trying to give it your best and mostly he loved the way yours moans sounded different

king of consent and aftercare.

he always asks and talks to you about limits on sex in addition to wanting to know each of your tastes and fetishes

he brings water, helps you to go to the bathroom, straightens your hair, fills you with kisses, puts you on your lap and rocks until you fall asleep (and let's be honest by the damage you were in it didn't need much). But do the same for him when you get him exausted maybe he will end up crying bc "its so sweet of you doing thay to me bunnie... i love you so much, thank you for rocking the shit out me".

nicknames are a strong point and are always cute. Even loving to see you call him by his full name he melts with your calls like sweetie, love, kitten, honey and darling.

"all messy just like me!" the smirk that he gave you.... you wanted to slap him more.

the biggest teddy bear ever

omg im so nervous but really really glad for posting!

if you liked please interact with me!Like, reblog even my dms are open!

maybe i will do others characters dono when but soon! (maybe)

thanksss for enjoying till here and sorry abt any mistake! XOXO

#reiner x reader #reiner braun x reader #aot headcanons #anime #snk headcanons #snk imagines #snk fanfiction #aot reiner #reiner brainrot #reiner x you #reiner braun #aot smut #snk smut

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batarangsoundsdumb · 3 years ago

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guess fucking what? my inbox is so fucking full right now i'm unloading all of this shit in one post.

For the 11th gotham memes: gothamites react to bruce being jacked in a tiktok he made with kids, like super yoked, ripped as hell

fucking hilarious thanks. i think i did it in one meme post, but i genuinely don't remember which one

i dunno which of the batfam would do this but one time i was sleeping over at a friends house and ended up on the floor bc the bed was so very small and i just stayed there because the rug was soft

that's a drunk jason move i don't know what to tell you

tim and jason are "i listen to pop punk" solidarity. whenever jason highjacks the batmobile theyll go on long ass car rides blaring mcr and paramore and then never talk about it again

as they should!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tim: no jason it's my turn using the aux cord i gotta put on my jams jason: don't you dare put on weird shit tim: don't worry, you're gonna love this *plays fearless (taylor's version)

hear me out hear me out, red hood stans 🤝 nightwing stans t h i g h s

holy shit yes.

SNL au: Bruce breaks character when pretending to superman and says something like "I'm not superman! You've seen his gps!! It's from 2001!!!" @sabeanybabe

superman flies past the snl building the next day just to say 'actually it's from 2005, i'm not a heathen'

does your back hurt from carrying the batfam fandom

it hurts more from the exotic rock collection i keep in my backpack, but thanks for the concern.

I love your posts by why would you always leave the best parts in the tags?

as a treat for the people that check the tags ;) (and also because i'm committed to the short post aesthetic)

somehow your playlist was everything i never knew i needed. i mean it. this is my new favorite playlist.

and don't you dare get a new favourite playlist!

babe ur stoner tim playlist is exactly too perfect, earth is literally blessed by ur existence

babe thanks so much! i love my stoner tim playlist because it's just my usual playlist but people think it's an artistic choice that i put taylor swift and britney spears in there, when it's just what i unironically like listening to

JANDKSKDK BILLY RAY CYRUS ON THE STONER TIM PLAYLIST I LOVE IT IT

again it's not even an ironic choice, i know every single word and i genuinely like the song

The last chapter of Fundamentals of Casework has me crying at work. Thanks I love it @dudelookitsalesbian

oh babe, i'm sorry, but also, not sorry i love chapter 4 so much it's my lovechild with the 'mental illness' tag

soooo....stumbled on your tumblr by some stroke of fate??? read your DC fanfic first. which is PHENOMENAL btw. then found all the batmemes; the funniest thing EVER bc everyone forgets about regular old gothamites. kept scrolling and your blog pops up as recommended. clicked on the ao3 for shits and giggles and waddaya know?!?!? it's YOU!!! you're LEGEND!!!! ever seen that meme? it's a video of a cat that got into a baseball field and the two announcers get really invested in his escape attempt and start giving a play by play of the cat instead of the game. memeable moment: "GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!"

i seriously think about this ask every single day and it's so fucking funny to me that i've never seen the meme you're referencing, but i still find myself going 'GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!' whenever i see something funny. but wow i'm glad you liked this steaming pile of garbage

Fav dc character overall? And fav batfamily character?

don't ask me to pick between the loves of my life, but i can tell you i've cried about every single batfamily member and also wally west (my beloved)

What's your opinion on fans having a problem with batfam being "too big"? And some even claim that batfam is just "Bruce Alfred Dick Damian" and the rest of them are just "friends and allies" (source: reddit) Personally, I like batfam because of this reason but idk

stupid. a family can never be too big. i'm not that big a fan of like huge batfam stuff with everybody from every single universe, because as much as it's funny for bruce to have like 30 kids, it just feels a little too OOC for me.

This is the best tag I've seen involving the batfam, thanks for thinking of it

This is canon now @nctxrejects

lmao yeah i think at that point alfred has had to sit through like at least a dozen coming out talks and just has a pride flag collection in the attic that he pulls out whenever a kid comes out

idk why batfam hits different as compared to any other superhero family

bc it's found family and usually the other superhero families are almost all genetically related in one way or another

I don't know if you watch the umbrella academy but I saw your last post about batcest and saw the similarities. But the thing is (although I think it's weird) in TUA, they addressed it by saying "they were raised as weapons, not siblings" or something along those lines, which is simply not the case with batfam.

yeah i watched tua but i also thought it was ridiculous and they still treated each other as siblings so i didn't like the luthor/allison thing, and am glad they stopped doing that shit bc it fucking sucked.

Hot take: Batcest shippers are the same people who believe adopted siblings are not actual siblings

smoking hot take: batcest shippers are the people who watch 'my sister got stuck in the washing machine' porn

Duke was adopted by Bruce?

not technically no, but do i, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb, look like i care?

True story but I had to change my freaking name because it used to be "Damien" and most people would go "OH LIKE DAMIAN WAYNE" like please I'm just tryna live

true story, but i don't actually think of damian when i hear the name damian, literally the first thing that pops up is damian darkh like bruh what?

apparently dc comics company supported comic stores by giving out new titles and stuff during the beginning of the pandemic to help them run and I just think that's wholesome

ah yeah that's so fucking cool, still don't like dc, the company, because this world is a capitalist hellhole and we're all owned by warner brothers or disney with no in between.

ayo looking at tumblr head canons and finding out bruce is actually a terrible father is a punch in the gut

lmao yes, in like 50% of comics bruce is a terrible father and it gives me whiplash

oooh I just saw the jason todd vs winter soldier post and the real question is: batman vs iron man

while iron man has like hundreds of cases of armor, batman could throw out an emp and have the guy dropping out of the sky in 2 seconds.

dickfast = fastdick = quickdick = quickie

magnum hot take

hey bata(?) just thought I'd let you know I have copied the obnoxious emoji and Billy Ray post for use on simping men going forth

thank you 😘🌷 (@spacebarsidecar)

why would you do that to your followers???? i get why i did it, but why would you???

what is scarecrow made the nightwing funko pop himself, like those diy-ers that paint over other ones

oh god no, horrible take, horrible take, that's a disgusting thought oh no

I see your HC that Bruce and Oliver fucked and raise you this: Dick and Roy ALSO fucked

yes they did and it was a horrible moment for jason to find out dick has fucked both of his best friends

"at this rate bruce adds like 1 child to his family every decade or so" Duke is introduced in 2013, Damian as Damian, not as an unnamed child, in 2006. And he is already 14 years old, Robins rarely remain Robins after 16 😬 It looks like a new Robin and Batkid will appear in a couple of years

i mean i can't wait? but somebody will probably die first tho, we're due for another major character death. my money's on either cass or duke this time.

BRO you're so right all of your Bruce's ex headcanons are amazing but they aren't ships, that's kinda wild. Like I don't want any peeks into how their relationship was I just want to see everyone make fun of them

lmao YES it's just i love bruce being a slut, like good for him.

I am in love with your posts your honour thank you

omg thanks are we like,, gonna kiss now?

The justice league needs to have a meeting to discuss how many of their members/partners have slept with bruce. Because through a combination of cannon & fannon (if DC wasn’t homophobic) we have AT LEAST: 1) clark 2) lois 3) oliver 4) dinah 5) john

Thats not counting villains or random civilians @dudelookitsalesbian

yes yes yes, they'll have a yearly meeting about how many of their collective exes could be out for revenge and batman's list just keeps getting longer.

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

and what about it?

when steph's fighting livewire and she zaps her with lighting and nothing happens and then they both just. stand there awkwardly for a second and talk. yeah i couldn't stop laughing at that batgirl steph is the BEST

oh yeah that was fucking hilarious and i think it would be so cool and sexy of dc to give steph a little comic series,,, as a treat

Hi I absolutely adore all of yours "Bruce and Oliver very badly pretending they didn't fuck each other" memes

lmao i do too

I need you to know that “Bruce Wayne had frosted tips” is one of my favorite Bruce takes of all time it’s so galaxy brained. you’re right and you should say it

he also painted his hair blonde once when he was travelling and in conclusion, this is why he's being blackmailed by the gotham gazette.

you know my thing about gordon being branded as the only good cop in gotham is its a load of shit like arguably he's a good person and not working to screw people over or anything but the fact that he also works w. batman makes him a shit cop. like yea batman is better than the mob but its still illegal its still an abuse of power he just not making bank

babe, all cops are bad cops. (but yeah youre absolutely right, working with vigilantes makes you a shit cop, but also working against vigilantes just makes you an asshole cop yanno?)

ruh roh i think i’m about to add “so not yeehaw” every time i don’t like something

that's a very good vocabulary upgrade

somehow i feel like steph already knew. like babs obviously knew but i feel like bruce got high/drunk in front of steph and started telling his boarding school stories and steph was just like “oh you fucked up i’m never gonna forget this”

steph and bruce have weird uncle/rebellious niece dynamic and they just hang out sometimes and bruce will be like 'i once broke my arm when i tripped over a hedge when i was drunk so oliver drove me to the hospital on an electric scooter' and steph will just have to sit there with that knowledge in her head.

Hello I just wanted to tell you you are So right in all your steph opinions bc she is, in fact amazing and I think that's very sexy of you. Ps. Your Bruce/Oliver fic is hilarious

babe, thank you so much and yes steph is amazing and i love her and she deserves the world and she's the best member of the batfam hands down. also thanks

In Supersons we see a couple of kids that are implied to be Damian and Jon's children and the boy has laser eyes and can fly, so I asume he's not adopted. The girl, who calls Bruce grandpa, can also fly, btw. So it's canon (probably by accident) that Jon can have kids and he must have married one of Bruce's kids. (I'm hoping for Damian, mostly because any other of his children would be waaaaaaaaaaaaay too old.) @artemisa97

lmao that was probably an accident seeing as jon is a 17 year old superhero in the year 3000 (by the jonas brothers)

You know, I'm a die hard fan of your memes, but I gotta say one thing: if Gothamites actually took gas mask everywhere with them, then the Scarecrow would just be a weird dude in a weird costume, and not a villain oh so scary. DC really should just takes notes from you.

bold of you to assume there's no gothamite anti-maskers

How does it feel being the funniest person on this app?

horrible, next question.

I can't listen to Green Day or Billy Joel without thinking of your post about how Bruce got arrested at a Billy Joel concert @nightwings-kid

yeah that's your mistake, i on the other hand can't enjoy billy joel without thinking about the glee rendition of 'uptown girl'

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

superman: so what do you do in your free time? batman, thinking about the superman fanfiction he's writing on the batcomputer: i have no free time

bruce and oliver be like boyfriends to co-workers 401k (do the justice leagues get 401ks??? not that bruce and ollie would need them, but-)

lmao yes just 400 thousand words of bruce realising 'oh dip oliver is such a fucking dumbass' (also i don't know what a 401 k is but i assume they don't?)

Gothamites would totally boo superman as he saves Gotham while batman is out. @meenje

he's like 'okay think about that next time you want to be saved from an alien octopus'

I just took long break from dc comics and I come back to see ric grayson ??

i think it's very cool and sexy of dc to see dick and just think 'you know what? let's just give him a traumatic brain injury' and then didn't develop his character in any real way

SPEAKING OF RIC GRAYSON, gothamites making confused memes out of ric grayson is much needed

'dick grayson is my taxi driver? can anyone explain what the fuck happened he looks like an italian plumber?'

i hate to say it but batfam are def "marvel characters" in that sense they are characters who are human but become superheroes unlike most dc characters who are gods trying to be human maybe this is why I like batfam

fair enough

#this is only like half of it #but at least you can get like a few answers #yanno fuck it #bataranswers #ask #asks #anon

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Okay that "Love,Right?" oneshot was wonderful but now you've got me obsessed with wondering how all the boys would fight for Mari's attention and all trying to date her omg

On an off note, I hope this came out alright. I really wanted to answer your ask but I’m running on low fumes rn. Loved thinking about this too though! I would love to read a more thought out fic, but I have to imagine it would go something like this

I could totally imagine like them all being relatively close in age. Like let’s say,

Dick 23

Jason 21

Tim 20

Mari 18

Damian 17

And Mari is almost done with her last year of lycee so she is in uber done mode until the batboys show up in Paris conveniently at the same time that the Wayne boys show up to scout out a potential new business partner.

She first meets Dick at the gymnasium that Chloe’s father had built for her when she went through a gymnastics phase but soon opened it to the public after she had moved on to whatever interested her next. Marinette is there to practice swinging mid-air to move faster in battle and what better way to do that than over a safety net 40 feet in the air?

Anywho, Dick is just arriving to blow off some steam after a particularly long day of negotiating. Honestly, if it wasn’t for the Hawkmoth mission and the need for a cover, he would’ve abandoned Tim ages ago. He finished locking up his stuff and when he moves into the acrobat section that is always empty, he isn’t sure whether to be impressed or disappointed that someone is there first. She looked nervous as she finished tying her hair into a high ponytail, her eyes calculating as if she was debating if she could make the first jump.

He wants to tell her that there is an easier way to mount, but his curiosity gets the better of him. With one last look, she closes her eyes, inhaling deeply. Without warning, she takes off down the short walkway launching her whole body into the air. Dick is sure she’s going to fall, but at the last minute she reaches out, her hand grasping the bar as she uses her momentum to flip upward, landing gracefully on top of the swinging trapeze.

Dick couldn’t help his cheers. Her eyes widened as she realized someone else was watching her and in what felt like slow motion, she lost her balance and fell onto the net below. Dick rushes over to make sure she’s okay, apologizing a million times a minute. They introduce each other and it’s like an instant connection. They spend the rest of the afternoon trying new techniques and helping each other improve their own techniques.

When Dick returns to the hotel that night, he can’t help the fact that her first swing was stuck on replay in his mind. The next day, he rushes over to the gym only to find her there again. This time, he’s determined to get her number, and surprisingly (to him) he succeeds. They spend the night trading funny memes and tiktoks. After a couple of weeks, Dick decides to try and ask her on a date. They were already close friends, I mean she trusted him enough not to drop her from forty feet in the air, that meant she trusted him right?

He shows up with a giant bouquet of roses only to receive a text message that she couldn’t make it that day. While it was a setback, it didn’t mean he was going to give up. He would show up with a bouquet of roses every day until she was there to receive them. And only then would he ask her on a date, because I can totally believe that he wouldn’t want to do it over text. It’s in-person or not at all.

The second Wayne she meets is Jason.

Muggings in Paris weren’t common with Ladybug and Chat Noir around, but it seemed to be Marinette’s lucky day as some guy just decided that a high school girl had enough money in her little purse to steal. As he backed her down an alleyway, a small hand knife pointed at her, Marinette was considering her options.

She could always try to run. After all, the guy was big and bulky, it would be hard for him to keep up with her and she doubted he wanted her bag enough to actually put up a fight. Just as she was eyeing an opening, a small sound echoed through the alleyway, one she was quite familiar with. The guy’s face looked mortified as he turned slowly to face his attacker.

The man said something in a hushed tone to the guy that Marinette couldn’t quite make out. Whatever it was though, it was enough for her would-be assailant to book it out of the alleyway without a glance back. Assessing her newest threat, Marinette decided that this guy was more punk than thug. She was safe for now.

He asked her if she was okay and if she needed anything as he adjusted his gun back into his waistband. Marinette was fine, but she was curious as to how he smuggled a gun into France.

“Ah. My American accent give me away Princess?”

His french was flawless, but it was clear that he wasn’t from the area. He joked that his adopted father was rich enough for the national security to look past it. At least, she was pretty sure he was joking.

He asks if they can grab something to eat, just because a pretty girl like her shouldn’t go hungry. Marinette is tempted to decline, but her curiosity gets the better of her. They end up going to a small diner near her parent’s bakery where they spend the night flirting shamelessly, both tinging their compliments with enough sarcasm and insults that the people around them couldn’t tell if they were together or if they were related.

Exchanging numbers, the two continued to meet up for weekly dinners at that same diner as they bond over hating people and insulting/admiring each other. When Jason finally realizes his flirting may have shifted from mocking to an actual crush, he's conflicted. It’s just a couple months, at most a year in Paris, but would that really be a reason not to try? He starts bringing her small gifts to the dinners, starting out small like her favorite dessert or small rocks that reminded him of her, but he soon gets more elaborate like bringing her his favorite books to borrow and throwing in a new set of threads for her sewing machine.

He hopes that when she looks at the small gifts that she’ll start associating him with the things that make her happy and just maybe, she’ll fall for him too.

I think you guys already know where Tim is going but I have to do this

Marinette frequents a small coffee shop near the hotel that the Wayne Boys are staying in. She would just drink the coffee that her parents serve in the bakery, but they refused to let her load up her drinks with enough caffeine to get through her day.

She always shows up at 7:00a, after all, she’s gotten better at this punctuality thing over the years. The owners already expect her at this point and already have her drink ready before she even steps foot through the door.

One morning, one of the owners ask her to deliver a coffee to the young man that fell asleep at one of their tables.

“He’s the first person I’ve met whose order rivals yours Ms. Dupain-Cheng.”

Marinette is impressed as she inhales the strong black coffee wafting from the mug. He definitely amped it up with two expresso shots and maybe a pump of hazelnut? If he could taste it over the bitterness of the expresso, she would be impressed.

As she sat the cup down on the table, she slid into the booth in front of him, patiently waiting for him to stir. Watching his soft exhales, Marinette felt at peace. She had never seen someone sleep so softly without moving a muscle. As quietly as she could, she brought out her sketchbook. She got about halfway through his frame when his soft breathing stopped.

Her eyes snapped up to find his blue ones studying her cautiously. Of course, she mutters out apologizes at a million miles a minute, trying to explain that she needed practice for her living art class and that she was just dropping off his coffee and she was so sorry for drawing him without his permission. As she finally trails off, Marinette is more confused than ever. She thought he was awake, his eyes studying her, but now she wasn’t so confident. She was pretty sure he was still half asleep, assuming she was some sort of hallucination.

He reached out, draining his cup of coffee without coming up for a single breath.

“I didn’t think I was this sleep-deprived. Please beautiful sleep-induced entity, draw me if you must.”

Marinette bites her lip trying not to laugh as he tiredly pulls out a laptop, typing away at seemingly nothing.

The next day, Marinette finds him in his same spot, already two empty mugs occupying the table. As she orders, she’s sure to grab an extra one for him before joining him once more. This time, Tim is the one to apologize as he realizes finally that she is a real girl and not a hallucination.

Marinette laughs it off and the briefly chat about their lives. As Marinette gets up to leave for her morning classes, she promises to meet him for coffee the next morning. Surely enough, as she walks through the door, he’s already at their booth. He waves her over, motioning to the coffee mug holding her go-to order. They come to an agreement, he allows her to draw him for practice, she offers him the occasional advice. There is sometimes small talk, but it’s mostly just full of comfort that they found in each other’s presence.

After weeks, Tim finally decides that he wants to get to know this beautiful coffee angel. He starts by asking her to meet at a bakery that he had been dying to try. As he arrives at the bakery, Marinette sheepishly admits that it was her parent’s bakery. Tim feigns ignorance, but that smirk he gives her makes her reconsider the innocent sleep-deprived man she had met weeks earlier. From now on, he has breakfast with the Dupain-Cheng family every morning. After all, your in-laws have to like you first before you can try anything else, right?

Finally, we have Damian.

They meet in the living art class. He had already taken something similar at Gotham Academy, but he was curious to see the French side of something he cherished so dearly.

At first, he hates her. She reminds him of a mixture between Dick and Tim and in all honesty, he only volunteered to pretend to be a foreign exchange student to spend the majority of the day away from his brothers.

He slowly begins to change his mind though as he is partnered with her for a partner draw project. The teacher forces them to spend all of class drawing each other how they feel the world should see their partner. It involved a lot of sharing and as she became more confident in him, he slowly felt himself opening up to this strange girl as well.

It was going fine until one day, two of her old classmates entered the classroom, trying to pick a fight with Damian. He remembered one of them, yes the sausage haired girl, her name was Lily perhaps? She tried to ask him out and he turned her down, hard. Now here she was, crying the fakest tears he had ever seen as some ombre haired woman was chewing him out.

He was fine going on ignoring them, but then the ombre haired woman reached out for his notebook, tearing it from his grasps. She glanced over it for a second before raising it above her head and slamming it into the ground. She lifted her foot to stomp on it, but she never had a chance to finish. Before Damian had even moved a muscle, Marinette was standing above her, a murderous look in her eyes. The sausage haired woman helped the girl to her feet as they retreated quickly, both of their faces pale as they sent empty threats in Marinette’s direction.

With a sigh, Marinette picked up his notebook, dusting it off gently before handing it back to him, apologizing for her ex-classmates. He wanted to let her know that he didn’t need her to look out for him, that he could handle it, but his mind flashed to the look in her eyes. If anything, his interest was now piqued by the girl.

As the project came to an end, the moment of truth had finally come. Damian showed Marinette her portrait. He had drawn her as mother nature, warm and protective of her children and cold to anyone that threatened them. He would be lying if the small blush on her face didn’t boost his pride. When she showed Damian his portrait, he couldn’t help but let his jaw drop, even slightly.

He looked like a medieval knight, posing on the defense, a slight trickle of what looked like blood dripping out the corner of his mouth.

“I’m sorry, please don’t think it’s weird. It’s just the more you talked, and so passionately too about how you wanted to protect everything dear to you from your family to your pets, I couldn’t help but get swept away in this idea that you were some gallant knight-”

He cut her off with a single look as his face broke into a grin. He loved it. Everyone always described him as a demon or a baby bird, but a gallant knight, it was certainly a first.

That night at the hotel, he would search google for the best ways to ask out a girl. After all, he sure as hell wasn’t asking his brothers.

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