#PLEASE give me ur money. I need to buy merch so bad

[fisshontoast]

You can now give me your money

[fairytsuk1]

alexis would be so down bad and soft af when it comes to his girl ik it

we’ve covered this before however he IS the people’s boyfriend so we’re talking abt it again 😁😁

alex will literally spend so much money on you if you don’t rein him in LMFAOO like i just think he doesn’t splurge as much for himself but he would definitely be willing to buy you makeup, clothes, jewelry, anything!

“do you think this is cute?”

“absolutely,” he gives you a goofy grin, “you should get it!”

you have to bite your lip to prevent from letting a moan loose as a veiny hand flicks his black card at the cashier.

also he kindaaa spoils you, i think he’s open to doing things for you so you don’t have to do them.

“could you make me a cup off coffee,” you bat your eyelashes even though he needs no convincing, “please?”

“what, am i your servant?” he giggles.

minutes later, your hands are warmed by a steaming mug of Bustelo coffee. oh, and ofc he knows the exact amount of cream and sugar you want. it’s perfect.

also lets you steal his clothes YAYAYA also … am i the only one that likes the clothes that are a little smelly… like yesss it’s my lover’s smell it’s real they are amazing i love everything abt you

anyways he has sm merch he doesn’t even think twice when you throw on his black Las Nevadas shirt (that barely covers your bare ass, something he gratefully admires in a sleepy haze.) hoodies, whatever!

i think he’d also lowkey steal ur stuff too 😭 he’s like “can i try your hair conditioner? what about your body wash? how do you use this lip mask?” (it’s laneige, he bought it for you btw)

he is SOOO CUTE he srsly wants to do everything with you and support you. also sidenote BIG FAN of bathing with alex.

hot water steaming around you as you relax into his sturdy chest. his arms are comfortable around your waist as both of you savor the intimate skin to skin. god… i need it ..

[runin-reads]

HinaKen x Reader Poly headcannons? Bc i think we all know I SIMP for them 👁👄👁 (btw I stalked ur blog sorry 😂)

❛ 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐭, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐧 ❜ — HinaKen x reader poly headcanons (requested)

MANGA SPOILERS IF YOU SQUINT

A / N : hey love! I’m not sure when you requested it, so my bad if you had to wait long for this to be written, since I don’t have a habit of checking my inbox

P . S :  it’s my first time writing requests, so feedback and responses are appreciated. send me requests too if you guys want, no nsfw please!

�� you guys met at comic-con or one of those big ass conventions for content creators. You’re either there to buy merch, or you’re a content creator yourself with your own digital art business or something. Take your pick!

__ you and Shoyou like to act up when he’s on stream and Kenma’s like “can you not, I’m on live rn,” but yall continue anyways because reputation who? don’t know her. 😌💅🏼✨

— Shoyou is definitely the most openly affectionate of you three. He’s big on reminding you two to do things like drinking water and taking breaks from the screen.

— he will literally come up from behind you and Kenma to give a warm hug, drape a blanket on you guys and lay down a glass of water. Will rest his head on top of yours and massage your shoulders. It’s become so much of a habit that you and Kenma will literally hunt the man down like “>:( Shoyou, hug” when he doesn’t come thru

— he will literally DRAG him by his hoodie away from the screen in order to eat food, with Kenma scrabbling to cling onto his controller. He WILL hiss and he WILL leave scratch marks if you’re not careful

— you and Kenma are partners in crime

— like give my man Hinata a break he’s trying his best

— when you and Hinata team up though, yall are more of a power duo then kagehina and it’s lowkey scary how much power you have over Kenma

— when Shoyou comes to nag you to put your devices down, yall just give eachother the look and start scramming away, controllers in hand and tripping over the blankets you brought

— one time Shoyou decided NOT to remind yall to take care of yourselves, and after like half a day of this going on, it was so much of a cultural reset, that you and Kenma physically detached yourselves from the screen to go look for the man himself

— only to run into Shoyou who looked out of his mind, because the only reason he ignored yall was because he ranted to ATSUMU of all people, and got his ass DRAGGED for being ���a straight fuckin’ SIMP, Shoyou-kun”

— this goes against his caring nature so my mans had to physically RESTRAIN himself, like BITE HIS TONGUE DOWN, to keep himself from coming back

— you and Kenma bickering over devices even though you have a whole ass collection of them gathering dust smh

— “Shoyou says it’s my turn on the switch.”

— “fucking Shoyou didn’t spend his money on this switch now gtfo”

—  will literally make it rain to get you and Shoyou to shut up

—“Kenma we’ve talked about this.”

— slides money on the table “talk to this”

— he definitely shows affection to you and Hinata by buying you things. If you two say you like something he’ll buy it in bulk, no questions needed.

— he’s the complete opposite of Hinata who’s more cautious with his spending. He just doesn’t see the point in spending on things that aren’t necessary

— “Shoyou 🥺”

— “?? ¥50,000 for a 4-foot tall plushie of jackasuke.. idk about that love. Maybe wait for your savings build up?”

— “Kenma?” “Got it. The delivery is on its way.”

— don’t get me wrong though. You’re still a financially independent person. Taking from their wallets is rare.

— in conclusion you really do be living the y/n life. You have Kenma, rich gamer boi and streamer extraordinaire, and ninja Shoyou, pro volleyball player and trilingual ray of sunshine. Huh. I’m jealous.

T A G (S) : @airlinewaifu

[yhtaejoon]

hi! this is chey, i was here close to opening with kim1 (kim joonwoo), but i got really busy with a new job and accidentally dipped. i’m so so sorry for that! anyway, here’s taejoon’s unfinished info page & his pinterest board. this is rushed so it’s probably gonna be messy??? idk. we’re all in this together. hmu on discord if that’s your thing --- pepper#4940

full name is kang taejoon, but he has no affiliation with the kang family. he’s actually filling the role of daebak8! i checked the last names to make sure he didn’t have the same one as one of the families but alas, my pea-brain still failed me.

on that note, he’s a tiktoker born in 2000. started on vine in 2012, but didn’t actually get serious about his online presence until 2014-ish and IMMEDIATELY started lying about his life because what else is a fourteen year old gonna do online?

lied about his age, his hobbies, his family, his experiences, etc. he just really, really wanted to seem interesting, and hey! it worked! he eventually fooled thousands of people into thinking he’s someone worth their time. chased trends like crazy, kept in close touch with his “fanbase”, picked up sponsorships all while keeping his ACTUAL life completely secret basically. got very comfortable with lying.

he was always pretty obsessed with the attention because he lost his popularity when he stopped playing soccer (f’s in the chat for the former athlete side of him) & getting money from promoting brands was good, too, bc while his family isn’t necessarily lower class, they could still use some help. plus he needed cash to buy anime merch.

flash forward to 2020. he graduated high school in early 2019, still has no desire to go to college or get a “real” job. he has it made rn living in the daebak house and creating online content still. living the life.

except not really because how fulfilling can it honestly be to watch thousands of people becoming fond of ur fake persona? he still lies a ton, has begun to feel like no one will ever like him for who he actually is bc it’s quite disappointing in comparison to the always ON persona he shows. 

his tiktok user name is “beetlejoon” which is a play on beetlejuice if you couldn’t tell dshbfvds.

he speaks english really well from a mix of classes when he was young, growing up online and trying to appeal to westerners, and watching a ton of western shows/films. he does kind of have an accent but for the most part.... a lot of ppl who only know him online assume he lives in america/is from america.

the rumor about him buying views/followers is definitely true. he’s not losing popularity or anything, he just wants to look even more relevant than he actually is.

cries himself to sleep like every night but you’d NEVER guess. he’s super funny when he’s around people, knows what people want and will do anything he can to blend in and make everyone like him. needs that validation so bad. life of the party.

flirts a lot for no other reason than he can and he likes the validation of people flirting back! but his love life is hectic and always disappointing. on one hand, he knows a ton of his followers are delusional w the idea that they can be with him and he doesn’t wanna lose followers by being Unavailable. on the other hand, can’t risk being too close with anyone and them finding out nothing he says is true. heehee.

he follows whatever trends are in at the moment, so he owns a ton of dumb shit that will never be practical/clothes he’ll never wear in public/probably has dumb tattoos he got impulsively.

his trademark thing (that he stole Obviously) is a broken heart that he draws on his cheekbone Every Single Day. probably claims that it’s a tattoo just to fuck with his followers but there’s those odd times when it’s not there and everyone’s confused.

wears all black usually, lots of chains, leather, platform boots, dangly earrings, but he’s not the kind of guy your parents worn you about. he couldn’t be scary if he tried. he’s CLEARLY just a tiktok e-boy. he’s more like the lowlife your parents compare you to to make you feel better about how slow your life is moving.

while we’re talking about parents.... his gave up on him when he moved into the daebak house. he tries to give them money and support them but they won’t have it. decline his calls. don’t write him back. they think he’s mad embarrassing which is... fair. his tiktok presence is definitely questionable

likes to be funny and make people laugh, but he actually cannot take anything seriously even if he tries. this definitely gets on peoples’ nerves, has probably ended some good friendships/relationships/whatever else. sometimes he can lighten the mood if it’s dark but most of the time it just pisses people off bc it seems like he doesn’t care/doesn’t understand.

idk what else to say but if you’ve read this far and you like music, two songs that i heavily associate with taejoon are cotton candy by yungblud and lowkey as hell by waterparks. listen to them if you want... or don’t.

i don’t have a plots page put together yet, but here are some vague ideas i have:

(0/2) --- past tinder dates whom he lied to about his age and it came out somehow </3 maybe he tried to take them to a bar and he got caught with a fake id. maybe they went snooping and found out none of his info adds up. either way, the dates were short-lived and they probably clowned him pretty hard.

(0/?) --- fans of his tiktok page.

(0/?) --- alternatively, people who know of his tiktok page and think it’s dumb.

(0/1) --- another influencer who is jealous of his following, thinks he doesn’t deserve it.

(0/1) --- another influencer who “beefs” with him online so they both get more views.

(0/1) --- another influencer he collabs with a lot, even if their content is completely different. they’re friends, so might as well piggyback of each other’s popularity!

(0/1) --- close friend who makes frequent appearances on his tiktok, usually for relationship trends bc he doesn’t have an actual partner to film them with. usually acting like clowns, clearly faking but his fans still think it might be real. 

(0/1) --- someone he hooked up with at one (or more) of the daebaek house parties and ghosted afterwards. completely acts like he doesn’t know them. oops.

(0/?) --- friends to do dumb shit with. he’s impulsive and just hates to be alone (especially when doing stuff that might get him in trouble) so you could say these are his accomplices. if he wants to do things he’ll regret, they’re always in!

(0/?) --- some mellow friends who balance out his chaos.

(0/1) --- the one (1) friend he got matching tattoos with on impulse. probably something really stupid. the one thread that holds their friendship together when they fight.

(0/1) --- someone who holds themselves to really high standards, takes life seriously. thinks they’re better than taejoon and doesn’t hesitate to show it.

(0/1) --- ex partner who broke up with taejoon because (1) he wouldn’t stop lying to them, (2) he still claimed to be single online and (3) he just cracked jokes when they tried to talk out their problems, wouldn’t really listen. probably hate him now but he’s really sorry. please accept these (cheap, probably wilting) apology flowers.

i want every plot. all of them. anything u can throw at me! but if i kept typing ideas out, i’d be at this forever and we really can’t have that. so just hit me up if any of these catch your attention or if you’ve got anything you think he’d fit!