#PIRTATE

[hercarisntyours]

why I think shockwave is a pritate. 1. somewhat hook hand. 2. one eye. 3. deep voice would be perfect for a sea shanty. 4. blackbeard of cybertron. 5. would and most definitely has given someone the keelhauling. 6. wave. it's in the name

[thedeafprophet]

i ended up on some random blogs byf/dni page following some posts source around and idk why but this is just. so fucking funny to me. its so specific

i guess the hockey rpf writers are too notorious now. you have to specifically specify them - or worse, just ban all hockey fans akdfkfgglhljk

[teecupangel]

The assassins meet Rico Rodriguez?

@memorialerrordotrom, you are so lucky I recognized the name after a while because the first result if you search the name is an actor from Modern Family and I’m going on a limb and say that you meant the chaotic protagonist of Just Cause and not that one XD

Considering his ties with the CIA and the destruction left at his wake, majority of them are more on the side of “this man is dangerous and a liability” (this is set before the end of Just Cause 4).

Altaïr: The only thing stopping Altaïr from assassinating him is that he hasn’t receive the green signal yet. The destruction Rico leaves leaves a bad aftertaste in Altaïr’s mouth, especially if this is an Altaïr who finally understood what Malik meant by ‘discretion’. Any alliance they may have would be short-lived and Rico would joke that Altaïr is just using him and throwing him away at his own convenience to which Altaïr would retort that Rico thinks of their alliance as the same thing. Rico would say they were vitriolic best buds, Altaïr would say that Rico is lying.

Ezio: Ezio has the highest chance of allying himself with Rico against the dictator but he’s more on the side of “you distract them while I kill the dictator” kind of way. He’s not keen with all the destruction happening but there are time he knows that this is better than the alternative, considering how heavily armed their enemies are nowadays.

Ratonhnhaké:ton: He would team up with Rico as long as they’re raiding enemy bases. He draws a line when Rico starts attacking facilities that can have longtime harmful effects on the land. Ratonhnhaké:ton thinks of him as an ally but… well… Rico definitely makes ‘It’s complicated’ easy to say when it comes to his alliance with the Brotherhood.

Desmond: Bill calls him a ‘necessary evil’ when he told his son about Rico. The fact that they’re distantly allied with someone from the Company is a big red flag already for Desmond but he does find Rico amusing. He thinks Rico’s one-liners are funny. He does not enjoy his way of doing things unless they were sure it was an enemy base. Desmond sees Rico and thinks “Yeah, I can’t fix him and I don’t want to so I’ll just watch”. Their alliance can grow into something more but, at the same time, Desmond knows there’s a possibility that the Brotherhood and the Company would disagree on something and Desmond would have to be there to clean the mess.

Edward: They’re not that close but Edward does enjoy Rico’s ‘antics’, especially if this is ‘I’m still in my pirtate era’ Edward. Edward loots what he’s after and runs away before Rico blows everything up is kinda their jam.

Arno: Arno is the type to willingly team up with Rico but try his best to present alternatives to Rico’s usual ‘modus operandi’………. It rarely works. XD

Evie: She doesn’t like him, not at all. She thinks his whole destroying everything shtick is an antithesis to what an Assassin thrived to be and there are so many times she had been sneaking around to kill a target only to be dragged into his missions that she wants to strangle him and…

Jacob: He knows Evie doesn’t like him but he loves the man. Every mission is a rush of adrenaline and Jacob is hooked. Jacob would definitely be the one to truly ally himself with Rico and would even joke that he should join the Rooks.

Bayek: He is reluctant even when Rico is destroying enemy bases and he would try to stop him at times when it’s clear that civilians would be affected by his actions. He knows that Rico is doing what he believes is right and is working for a more morally dubious Company but there are some lines that not even Bayek can cross.

[kittydragondraws]

pirtating?

Just so we're all on the same page with the writer's strike.

If during the strike, it's announced about AI generated shows. We are not watching them. Not even out of curiosity. Let them fail every AI generated show they try make.

The human voice can not be replaced by AI. Don't let them try.

[fangomango]

HEY DID YOU KNOW THE BOBS BIRHERS ISNT ON HULU ANYMORE

BECAUSE IT FUCKING ISNT ANYMPTE SO NOW I CANT WATCH IT FOR FISCHOEDER RESEARCH WITHOUT PIRTATING ITHEGYNEVBR

[conradosjunk]

I never get tired of drawing Alessandra!

[bluzlbee]

[thriftstoreoddities]

funky man amongst the candy dishes

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[bottlepiecemuses]

Sayuri’s Real Name

At first I was thinking Sayuri was going to be her real name, but then I remembered that geisha tend to have professional names. So, I am making Sayuri her professional name while her real name would be simply Yuri. And she will sometimes be addressed as Oyuri as well. And she started going by Sayuri when she became a maiko at fifteen. 

It also shows a parallel with King in the fact that she and him both have a self-titled name and a real one. In her case, it’s a mix of hiding her roots and a common practice of being a geisha. In King’s case, he was dubbed by Kaido ti further mold him as his right hand man. 

I do think both overtime would begin to see their alternative names as more of their preferred names. Although I do think at times that she will allow those close like King, Orochi, Komayo, or even other Calamaties to call her Yuri. I likewise think when she gets close to King she will call him Alber when they are in private and she has gotten more and more of his trust. 

[daily-fantasy-ideas]

To show a pirate captain as being more powerful than other pirate captains give them more parrots on their shoulders.

also any funny pirate skulls on their clothes should be made of gold.

[catboy-lawliett]

Holy shit the gremlin and his horrible fashion sense!?!?!?!?

[thedeafprophet]

There's like. Still fishing in the neath, right? Like fish is a substaintial thing just Weird now. A Strange Catch

is there like. Zee fishing boats. Out there, while people are up to pirtate nonsense.

[blakeonpluto]

faces are hard to draw

[trashchaser]

thanks to a kofi donator who asked for SOFT zolaw i LOVE DRAWIN SOFT ZOLAW NAPS because its everything that law deserves let him R E S T SUPPORT ME

[rosybumpsnbruise]

After @wacky-hatter​ was talking about Tiny needing to be babysit, and all I have been thinking about patty just hanging out as her uncle is working and her other uncle is busy.