#PHIT

[qmorningcrew]

making a second, more specific version off the replies i got lol

i want better data okay? lmao

again, characters not the cc!s

[mango-peach-strawberry]

In case you all didn’t see surachi’s drawing, the kid Icarus discord came up with “the gods shapeshift into pit” and here’s my contribution to that: Phit

[cl0udz-tv]

"This is my idea of a good time" me when trying to convince people that Phit is a meritable ship

I think people sometimes misunderstand why we come up with such elaborate justifications for shipping two characters together. I don't justify my ships because I feel that I need to; I justify my ships because squinting at the published canon with furrowed brow and asking myself "okay, how exactly would this work?" is my idea of a good time.

[blossoms-phan]

alright phansters inspired by @kavat and general thoughts about their fashion here's a list of clothes i think would look really cool on dan tour inspired or otherwise (links bc i dont wanna mess with screenshots and they're all from the same rich people clothes website i like lurking on to stay on date with the fashion trends) (i also do this a lot on asos for their realistic everyday fits but fuck it this is my fantasies coats that cost $2k are more fun to look at)

https://www.ssense.com/en-ca/men/product/carne-bollente/gray-rsvp-t-shirt/16409701 - this is so camp are you kidding me and the slight crop is so similar to the precious baby angel tee i need to see it

https://www.ssense.com/en-ca/men/product/beams-plus/black-mesh-polo/15242481 - patterned knit polo moment

https://www.ssense.com/en-ca/men/product/homme-plisse-issey-miyake/black-monthly-color-april-long-sleeve-t-shirt/15148301 - wouldn't be surprised if he already owned this. cool and classic

https://www.ssense.com/en-ca/men/product/dries-van-noten/black-printed-shirt/13720581 - lots of sheer shirts to choose from but i like the flowers on this one

https://www.ssense.com/en-ca/men/product/jean-paul-gaultier/brown-knwls-edition-long-sleeve-t-shirt/15343481 - hear me out. it's camp.

https://www.ssense.com/en-ca/men/product/ps-by-paul-smith/brown-and-black-check-jacket/15790351 - my man loves a plaid shacket situation and i like the cut of this one, alternatively there's similar ones from the brand in black and blue leather

https://www.ssense.com/en-ca/men/product/comme-des-garcons-homme-plus/black-button-shirt/16212691 - i just think the buttons are cool, bonus little t-shirt bc comme des garcons + slits = dan: https://www.ssense.com/en-ca/men/product/comme-des-garcons-homme-plus/black-slit-t-shirt/16213271

https://www.ssense.com/en-ca/men/product/members-of-the-rage/black-cord-cargo-pants/16516901 - consider this my official petition to get dan in cargo pants. they can be weird and have huge pockets and zips and chains or be made of corduroy just PLS. no more pantaloons. ok thanks

i could go on but there's a little selection. this is fun i love shopping for them idk if anyone cares but might do one for phil or just more with jackets/pants/casual clothes etc 👀

[blogbyaza]

I may look peaceful doing engineering but inside I am screaming crying throwing up

[rubysundaey]

finally remembered to post this :3 remake of this drawing from,,, october? yeah I should’ve posted this way sooner but it’s whatever

alt versions below the cut :P

[tsotc]

fucking about with blender to make charon and phit look more accurate to art ive made of them.

[blackdragoncake]

Guess what (insert youtuber) got me into this shit fest🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[swtorpadawan]

The SWTORpadawan OC Sexyperson Tournament - Round 1 - Match 3

[kittychicha]

[captainobviois]

What? On no sorry I’m not real. Yeah my bad bro. I’m just another part of the dead internet theory

[blogbyaza]

Thank you for the spam 👉🏼👈🏼😓🎀

hi hi you've got interesting blog. 👀😁

[koifishhies]

Phil likes to say that Dan’s the one who will get the channel demonetized, so here’s non-exhaustive list of all the unhinged shit he himself has said with his whole chest:

“The phits. The phoobs are out.”

“Taking a dick so far up my ass that I factory reset”

“I’ve graduated into fuck-land”

“That wasn’t very romantic, was it? I should have been stroking you. With my sword.”

“Let me just mark my territory” and then made a pissing noise in Dan’s face

Also separately SPIT in Dan’s face and said “seaworld”

“You know what I’m in the mood for? BREEDING”

“Gays do maths!”

“This glass of water! Everyone’s peed it before!”

“I’d be the first onlyfans person with a tail”

“Oop, something just popped out… wardrobe malfunction…”

“Wuhoh! I birthed a pheal”

“My butt is feeling good, I’m rearing for my rodent boy summer”

“That book smells a bit musty… or is that something else 😏”

“Performance issues” while gleeking

“It’s danny with a spicy cock”

And of course, because how could I forget her:

“Come in my lady door”

[tsotc]

fishing moodboard

[blogbyaza]

Add mentally unstable and you have got me

Tired, stressed, suicidal and horny

[kittychicha]

REVENGE FROM THE PAST (2022)