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localcoffeeshop · 6 months ago

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things in the Candy Kingdom that appear only in season 5 episode 43 "root beer guy" and literally never again:

underground subway system

powerlines extending out the parameter of the city all the way to lake butterscotch

call centers

donald trump candy citizen

functioning airplanes flying in the candy kingdom airspace

parking meters

a hardware store

#so many elements of this episode are so weird a lot of it is for The Sake Of The Storytelling but HUH? LIKE #PARKING METERS?!#literally never again excludes ooo 1000+ btw cus thats like the FAAARRR future #also the calendar that says January in kanji and i cant even think about that. It scares me lore-wise #even though it would make sense that they use months even if they dont count years seeing as they have birthdays #i just feel lijke seeing a calendar with an actual month on it is perverse. Okay.

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puexii · 8 months ago

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Kit meets a cat somewhere in the forest by the big wall surrounding Orizon

The wall is supposed to be ginormous, like 50 floors high ginormous. Might've made it look a bit too small 💥

Really proud of this one, even tho i made it some months ago

Also this was actually a redraw of some older art i did, will put it under the cut

It was originally for a dtiys I made on insta

The improvement,,, woag

(Old: 21 oct 2022, new: 25 jan 2024)

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thepunkranger · 13 days ago

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I’m reading #1 of the Resident Evil books, Umbrella Conspiracy, and I forgot that (at least in this timeline) Jill is the daughter and protege of a professional thief

And apparently agreed to join STARS partially because it was a way to “clean up her act” and stay out of prison

Which is cool lore in and of itself, but ALSO where is my Jill/Carlos fic with them finding out that they both wound up wrapped up in this shit because they both figured it was an easy way to go straight and avoid prison/the death penalty???

#resident evil #valeveira #jill valentine #carlos oliveira #resident evil novels #Carlos jokes about her being a Bad Girl because she like- doesn’t renew her parking meter or something #and then Jill decides to tell him how she really is bad and maybe still has a couple of warrants out in a few counties

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burinazar · 2 months ago

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Birthday Completed.. Am Thirtey Twoe

#i visited a rat cafe!! (it is not an eating or drinking establishment it's just a rat interaction establishment but i keep calling it that))#there was another american at the rat cafe and she took me to Dunch cuz it was my birthday and she also wanted to ask me about rat ownershi #note: in my brain Dunch is a meal combo like brunch -- a dinner so early as to overlap lunch -but at a less glamorous time and sounds worse #that was super nice and i think i now have another person on my small list of in person friends here!!! ;w;#then on the way home brief specter of disaster as i was like OH GOD... IVE PARKED IN A RESTRICTED BIKE LOT AND THEY TOWED MY BIKE #(because i had definitely just .. parked my bike in the area for monthly permit holders without noticing lol)#but it turned out instead they had just stuck it in a metered space where it should have gone to begin with so disaster averted lol #then when it was getting late i took myself out for a pot of tea and a fancy sweet at a local cafe! (actual cafe) (no rats)#honestly i'd been mad at myself for not planning anything with any friends and thinking i'd end up depressed and alone today #but i got just enough rat and human interaction and it was a really good day #i did a bunch of other stuff this week too #why did i write all of this in tags? unclear.......i'm extremely tired or i'd try to make a real blog post of it with pics etc. : I #eepy. so eepy

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fucksurass · 9 months ago

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PIP BOOPS YOU

Dont look under the cut. If you know whats good for you.

HE BOOPS YOU 5000000 TIMES

#south park #artists on tumblr #art #digital art #southpark #sp pip #south park pip #pip pirrup #boop o meter #BOOP #boop

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vintagepromotions · 1 year ago

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'Starve a meter.'

London Underground poster (1987).

#vintage poster #1980s #london underground #public transport #london #trains #parking meter #transport #british

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florenceisfalling · 5 months ago

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the furious, quick-foot flow of time

cannot be stopped by song or rhyme

nor mournful thought of yesteryear

subdued by mind's cheap souvenirs

yet as i lay me down to sleep

i've got my promises to keep

so happy birthday unto me

make this one gentle, finally

#my writing #my poems #im older! came up with this whild sluggishly renewing my parking meter befofd passin back out

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lightblueminecraftorchid · 2 months ago

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What the food pantry on campus does:

- gives me snacks and drinks to supplement my regular groceries, breakfast stuff, maybe ingredients for 1-2 actual meals

What the food pantry is really bad at doing:

- giving me food I can make into proper meals for the week

Oh you want juice? Here’s 2 little juice boxes. Nothing else; they’re limited. You want pasta sauce? 1 can; limited. You want produce? 2 produce item limit, except for the apples which are starting to spoil. You can have all of those. You want frozen chicken? One container only. Oh, they’re all stuck together and frozen? Sorry, you can’t have two; no chicken, I guess. Pasta? One box only. Rice? Two small bags, max. Breakfast bars? Yeahhhh, those are a snack, and you can only have five snacks, total. But if you put those pop tarts back, you could have some! Oh, you want donuts instead? Sure! But that’s a bakery item, and you can only have one baked good, so you’re gonna need to put that bread back. You want ziploc bags? Here, have two. Not two boxes, two bags. Item limits. Sorry. You can come back next week!

How the fuck are people supposed to actually *use* these things for weekly meal planning if there’s not enough to last a week???

I swear I am grateful for these resources I’m sure they’re doing the best they can with what they have I’m just *frustrated*. I’m trying to spend less on groceries bc I can’t really afford them. It’s nice that the food pantry gives me these small portions to last me a couple days. But that still leaves several days with not enough food unless I’m really creative or go grocery shopping, and I simply do not have the energy or time to be really creative.

#blue chatter #yes yes u have pasta noodles that’s GREAT #that’s not a full meal until I have sauce and meat or veggies to go with it #and your produce and meat stock are very limited if they exist #oh you have rice? great! rice on its own is not enough for a meal. what is going Into The Rice.#like obv if I have to I will just eat the pasta or the rice but a lot of the food bank’s stuff focuses on shelf stable staples and not like.#ingredients you can actually make into a full meal. like. protein and fat and vegetables or fruit.#carbs are super important but if you only have carbs then your body is gonna suffer #same if you only have protein or only have veggies/fruit or only have fat. you need all of them.#and like yes. they do have a couple basic staples like peanut butter. if I needed to make a balanced meal I could probably eat a spoonful of #peanut butter and some rice and snag a bag of apples and eat those. and I will do that if I gotta.#but the effort it would take to turn that into a dish I would enjoy and feel full after eating is. so much.#and they don’t have staple ingredients like flour or sugar or eggs #sometimes they have butter. sometimes. they had eggs once but they were rotten.#like I am so grateful for the free food believe me I am but I don’t understand how they expect students who don’t have grocery money to eat #you could get everything they let you take and still go hungry or feel sick from lack of nutrients or be unable to make food bc they don’t #have spoons or the equipment or both #also. the food pantry is SUPER not wheelchair accessible. and the parking situation is DIRE.#why are there only two (15 min limit) parking spots. but 38584847 meter spots. and the closest non-meter lot 10 minutes walk away.#I had a pain flare yesterday from lugging my groceries all the way back to my car. my gosh.#I should not have to pay for the privilege of parking a reasonable distance from the food bank when there’s spots RIGHT THERE UNUSED #nobody goes to this part of campus! everything is closed except for the food bank! why are these meter spots!

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syn4k · 7 months ago

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earlier today i misspelled "playlist" as "platylist" and i instantly went "a playlist? PERRY THE PLAYLIST???" and made myself laugh so hard i spit out my snack. so at least ive got that going for me

#ray's tag #parker was there to witness this #hello there ms parking m. horror my good friend the parking meter :)

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ray4youknow · 9 months ago

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beardedmrbean · 8 months ago

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Graduation day at Kyoto University

#g'night everyone #be kind #and do something nice for someone who doesn't know who did it if you can #quarter in a parking meter counts

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deadqueernoldor · 10 months ago

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I feel like keralis should impound all stray named horses that he finds on the server and ask for ridiculous amounts of diamonds when their owners are like "I parked him there for FIVE minutes" "that was not a designated horse parking area, I am sorry"

#just shitposting #hermitcraft #parking meter: plant a seed. when its fully grown you need to move your horse and the crop. keralis stalks and if that horse isnt moved #1sec after that wheat is yellow he is impounding that and sending a bill via the post #gem is delighted and takes it as a part time job specifically for tormenting Grian by impounding Pluto #retaliation for the permit office you see.

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gin-juice-tonic · 2 years ago

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Parking meters where you can only pay by an app are one of those things that make the world straight up worse

#i probably couldve just said parking meters make the world straight up worse #in general

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queenoftsage · 7 months ago

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