#Outta Pocket

[dudja]

So outta pocket lol #comedy #funny #familyguy #memes #commentary #lol #stewiegriffin #meg #milakunis

[shadowqueenjude]

“Tamlin didn’t help Feyre utm!” Actually he did, he was the one who sent Lucien and he kept quiet so Amarantha wouldn’t realize the torture of Feyre that would hurt him the most. He also begged for Lucien’s life. “Tamlin had one chance to help Feyre and he chose to try and fuck her instead!” I mean at least it was consensual 💀💀💀💀

[texasbama]

That shot of Bobby and the plane. Pegging metaphor.

[haruchi-slit]

A movie night with your boyfriend, Suguru

Synopsis (⁠☞ﾟ⁠∀ﾟ⁠)⁠☞ A movie night with your boyfriend Suguru turned into a unexpected heated session.

Warnings: I don't know,this is just the most outta pocket thing I imagined, a bit cringe if you ask me. Grammatical error and typographical errors ahead (🚫MNDI🚫)

Every weekend you and your boyfriend usually spend time together watching movies, series etc. Saturday night, the two of you just finished eating supper as usual Suguru always prepares the snack while you prepare the tv and a comfy couch you turned the tv on and put it on Netflix

"lights off?" He asked,you let out a faint chuckled

"yes,as usually honey"

He hummed in response and turned the lights off, you sat on the comfy couch followed by your lovely boyfriend, as he sat down he put the snacks on your lap, he chuckled and leaned closer to your face and kissed the tip of your nose, you leaned your back on the couch and reached the remote from the edge of the couch

"Same series, or nah?" You asked

"Nah, we should watch the movie you we're recommending last night" he uttered.

You switched the tv on the movie you we're dying to see for almost a week.

"pass me the snack pleasee" Suguru plead

"the movie haven't started yet" you said

"but fine here" you chuckled

The movie started.

30 minutes in, the movie is good but not until a sex scene popped out in the movie, you we're not expecting that the movie contains a sex scene "shit, shit, shit" you chanted under your breath you we're so nervous you grabbed for the snack Suguru made for the two of you (and that wasn't a goddamn snack) you awkwardly turned your head to face "honey I believe that isn't a bowl of snack.." he panted, the movie still continuing the explicit scene he held your hand and pressed it on his shaft..it's rock hard. You knew you we're fucked up..

"I'm so sorry I was supposed to grab the snack bu-" he kissed you to shut your mouth up it was deep and passionate he slowly pinned you down on the couch he panted,

"shut it honey,but not in a rude or bad way... please may I?" He pressed his throbbing member. How can you refuse this lovely gentleman, asking for your consent to fuck you? He patiently waited for your answer, Your cheeks flushed into a bright shade of pink, you gulped and let out a sigh, you can't refuse your man, you nod in response avoiding eye contact,he chuckled

"honey,honey look at me and use your words.." he said. You looked at him flushed and all weak

"please,I give you my consent,don't tease me any longer.."

"yes ma'am" he obediently said and followed your plea. He caressed your face before kissing you,he's such a good kisser that you almost melted he roamed his hands to your body complimenting each curves and your weak spots he kissed you down from your lips to your neck, giving you his personal signature, your eyes almost rolled back, you can tell your panties are already soaking wet,

"Soo~ good ngh-!" You whimper, your breath starting to get heavy and heavier each second Geto sucks on your skin.

"Fuck..thank you for the meal honey" he groaned in a very seductive voice, he tossed your sweat shirt aside and began kissing your belly up to your chest, he took the borders of your bra and unhooked it,he did ALL that without breaking the eye contact he kissed you again and started squishing your left tit gently, gently pinching your nipple it felt sooo good,changing positions he sat you down on his lap facing the same direction he's facing he continued to squish, suck and play with your beautiful tits. Your stomach feeling the familiar knot, you knew you we're close, but before you even climax Suguru removed his hands from your tits which caused you to whine,

"Suguru..~" he lifted you up from his lap and sat you down on the couch as he kneeled in front of you, he reached the hem of your panties and tossed it beside you.

"Soo wet for me eh?" He chuckled as he gave your pussy a sweet light spank causing you to squirm "ngh-!", You whimpered..he leaned you back on the couch slowly as he dug his slender fingers on your inner thigh, he spat on it to make it more,more wetter you jolted in response- seeing you all flushed and weak turned him on so much..he then teased you by moving his fingers up and down repeatedly then giving your clit a nice circular rub and fuck that felt heaven but your becoming needy and it's driving you insane. You reached out for your clit to massage it.

"Suguru..fuck, fuck you just put it in-"You we're cutted off because he GENTLY slapped your hand away.

"Nuh uh fuck you, girl stop touching my snack" he chuckled as he rubbed your clit he leaned to your ear "getting too needy now are we honey? Be patient don't worry I'll fuck you good." He inserted his two fingers into your pussy and looked for your sweet spot.

"There you are." He said as he trusted his fingers into your g-spot "Ahh~" you moaned in relief. Your pussy was quick to suck on to Suguru's fingers "honey look on how your pussy sucks my fingers," he gave your pussy a suck and kissed it, "good girl." he then curled his fingers to your g-spot and that made your sanity over

"fuck,fuck, Suguru..~~" you moaned "shh,shh honey keep it down," he grabbed your thong to cover your mouth "we don't want our neighbors to hear it right?" You nodded "mhm..Atta girl" he growled with his slightly rasp voice. He removed his hands from you pussy and tucked his hair behind his ear,

"spread you legs for me honey yeah?" you we're quick to obey him,fearing that he might stop on what he's doing.He opened your folds and again he spat on it, he lowered his mouth to your pussy and stuck his tongue on to your clitoris, you arched your back in pleasure, you grabbed a fistful of his hair and grinded on to his mouth,he moved his tongue in a quick speed you let out a muffled moan in response, you began to wrap your legs on to Suguru's head, he sucked your sweet juices dry wasting none of it, he pulled away from your cunt, you saw a bit of your juices dripping out of his chin he wiped it off using his fingers and sucked on it while looking deep into your eyes.

(GODDAMN That's so hot)

"I think you're more than ready to take this dick" he smirked

and pulled his pj's off along with his boxer his member was hard..hard as a rock. "suck it clean will ya' honey?", he said.. you gulped in response.

"c'mon honey its not your first time" he teased, you spat the thong out off your mouth, and..you approached his throbbing member and held it's base and slowly wrapped your tongue and mouth around it you swirled your tongue around his tip before you fully inserted his dick in your mouth, you bobbed your head in a pace he likes, dang he tastes like candy..after a few minutes later you felt his dick twitching inside your mouth so you quickened the pace which made him sofly grab on to your hair and let out a whimper, you pulled his dick out off your mouth and spat on it before you lowered your tits on to his dick, you squished his dick in your cleavage while pressing both ends of your tits, moving it up and down.

"Mhmm..yea like that honey~ im c-close.." he stuttered

and again you quickened the pace, he whimpered and threw his head back on the head board of the couch..he finally came..on top of your bobbies, he stood you up and carried you in the bed room he flopped you in and crawled between your legs "I'mma put it in now.." he said as a warning "mhm" you hummed in response, you thought he was going to put it in your core but you we're god damn wrong, you flinched when you felt his member poke your anus hole, you tried to squirm away but he held your hips to make you stay..

"stay still honey..." he nuzzled in to your neck as he fully inserted it in..

"mhgmm.." you moaned, he gave you a second to adjust before slowly moving back and forth "Hahh..~" he let out a satisfied sigh...He then remove his head off of your neck and looked deeply into to your eyes while moving his hips back and forth "you're so gorgeous..so ethereal..so perfect" he complimented, you melted in his words, bit couldn't form a word to compliment him back, he then placed his thumb onto your clit and massaged it in a fast motion making your mind blank, just him and the pleasure, you bucked your hips and grinded onto his dick, you we're a moaning mess

"Sugu,sugu,Sugru honey im so mgmmhh~ close!" you gave first your warning,

"Fuck~cum a-anytime you want honey" he barely formed a sentence, "oh,~mhmmgh, you're taking me so Fuckingg~ good honey.." he moaned, you spread your legs wide open and used your elbows to push your self deeper onto him

as he fastened rubbing your sweet bud,"Fuck, S-suguru!~" you gave your last warning, you squirted..high enough to reach his handsome face, but he didn't stopped there, he chased his own high making you lose your sanity in cause of overstimulation as he was about to cum he pulled out his dick and inserted it in you pussy and thrusted a few times before shooting his thick threads in you, he then backed up and pushed his cum deeper in you, you bit your fore arm in satisfaction and arched your back he pulled his dick out and your pussy was oozing of with his cum

"so hot, i wish i had my phone right now~"

[wynneinrome]

I BEG YOUR ABSOLUTE PARDON SIR

[sweetcinnamonn]

It just hits different

[jchamphero]

Oh wow Luigi congrats! I’m a so so happy for you! That you beat me at the last possible minute! Right in front of Princess Peach! Haha so a cool! Guess we should call it Luigi Tennis now!! Ahahaaha wahoo!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[hate5sixofficial]

Outta Pocket 2024-01-06 Bryan Glazer Family JCC Tampa, FL

[dabisbratz]

if someone offered u a million bucks to rim dwayne the rock johnson for four hours, would u?

mhm but id only need two hours ૮꒰ྀི ⸝⸝ɞ̴̶̷ ·̫ ‹⸝⸝ ꒱ྀིა

[thereal-queen-sakamaki818]

Shu x Sapphire

Sapphire: *turns on lamp for reading*

Shu: You might as well call me that lamp.

Sapphire: Why..

Shu: Because you turn me on.

Sapphire: *slams book shut*

[supermarvelgirl15]

Y'all leave Bella alone 😭

[garbashedump]

wft are fridays??????

school had to be wone of the most unhinged Fridays of the year like a teacher dressed up as a full on pirate like all out, full on pirates of the Caribbean Jhonny Depp style.

another teacher had no idea what the ACTUAL TREM OF GROOMING MENT so they said instead of saying the upper grade an teaching the lower ones they said "Oh yeah the upper grades CAN GROOM THE LOWER ONES" omg i wish i was making this up

a guy in my class said "Women are lucky to have maternity leave" in which another guy responded "I'm gonna find a way to get pregnant before finals" as the collective class INCLUDING THE TEACHER collectively said, "WHAT?"

also it's timmy's 60th anniversary so yayyyyy

so yeah, that was my Friday

[lovelybunn]

NSFW UNDER CUT !!!!!

hear me out....

miguel o'hara with this....

[sweetcinnamonn]

Literal truth