#Otsubo. . . you’re fine

[mhynvxii]

To my tumblr buddies,

CALL ME DRAMATIC : BUT I NEED HELP ASAP.👏 ( Absolutely not important. I just want to brainrot again.)

So now that I’ve got you attention : My birthday is the 20th April, yes same day as 420, the idiot who failed his art class and got nervous, Napoleon III, fucking Bakugou Katsuki and Taisuke Otsubo from knb itself ✨captain of Shuutoku.✨

And I decided to write a birthday themed scenario for myself, lucky you if we happen to share birthdays ! But I surprisingly don’t have many writing ideas (lmao watch me writing self indulgent stuff by asking self indulgent scenario to people .) or I mean I don’t have any idea to how you’re supposed to celebrate a birthday with a lover specifically. ( you don’t want to hear about my previous relationships ok ? )

So maybe y’all could suggest me scenarios or drop romantic brainrot on a character ? Like date ideas, stupid event that could happen during the day, it can be fluff, smut I just want to be surprised by my own imagination and interpretation of your idea ! Can you tell I feel like rambling and daydream ?💀

Preferably this would concern theses characters : Kise, Aomine, Momoi, Akashi, Kagami, Midorima, Teppei, Kuroko, Murasakibara, Takao, Kasamatsu, Nijimura, Himuro, Nash, Hyuga and Haizaki.( yes i really mean that last one.)

Also you can talk to me as if it was your own birthday, it’s still a x reader and I really do am not that hard to please even if doesn’t seem like it : if they get me playing some basketball after eating burgers it’s totally fine in fact bringing me to fancy dinner would embarrass me more but well i would never refuse.

[mihunts]

IT’S LITERALLY SO FUNNY WHEN THE GET MAD THO LIKE😌✨ okay senpais, do your thing💃🤾🏻

JUST THINKING ABT THE NOISE THAT WOULD COME FROM THOSE SLAPS HAS ME DYING—

“i like your cut g” SLAP

is it alright if i request hcs for midorima introducing his shy g/n s/o to the team (maybe they’re his lucky item for the day? i cant see his tsundere self introducing them volutarily) and midorima is being soft with them cause they’re a bit scared of the team??

I HEAR YA LOUD AND CLEAR, A VERY CUTE REQUEST, i gotchu fam <3

Midorima x shy!Reader

[Headcanons]

as a reserved individual himself, Midorima is not one to broadcast his relationship out to everyone, and this sentiment is only stronger when he knows that you’re even more introverted than himself

even so, after dating for a substantial amount of time, he wants to include you into his life and potential dream career in basketball… and that would entail bringing you to meet his inner circle of his friends teammates

the only problem (and the reason why he’s held off in introducing you to them for so long) is that his teammates can be quite rowdy (and have some… unique quirks? but Midorima isn’t really one to talk)… especially that Takao Kazunari

still, he never felt like he had to introduce you to them right away… when the right opportunity will present himself, he’ll do it

besides, you don’t seem in any rush to meet them anytime soon from the way you’d rather prefer spending your time with Midorima alone

well, until one day, the Oha Asa predictions presented that opportunity:

“Today, Cancers are in a unique situation from the rest! It seems like their luck can be quite stagnant or off the charts depending if they have their lucky item for today! Ready to hear it, everyone?! Today’s lucky item for Cancers isn’t a standard one! It may differ for every Cancer, and that’s the beauty of fate!~ Cancers should bring along with them something that they cherish the most! But be careful…! Cancers should also take care in making sure nothing happens to their lucky item today!”

Keep reading

[kumikoshortcake]

Hi! Can I ask headcanons for GoM? Their team know that they are in love (but not confessed yet) and begins to joke and give advice.

Hi there! Yes, of course! Here you go! There may be a few similarities in the reactions due to similar traits and such but otherwise, enjoy! This was a fun request to write. Also, I have no idea how long headcanons are generally supposed to be but these are kinda long hehehe...

Akashi

At first, he was going to make it this grand gesture with a handwritten poem (that sounds more like an essay) and chocolates and plushies and flowers...lots and lots of flowers. Think rose petals trails and large bouquets like in the movies.

“Sei-chan, I understand that you want to show how much you adore her, but this is going overboard.”

Reo-nee gets him to calm down and offers pro tips to woo his crush aka you with something more low-key.

And let’s be honest, Reo’s sense of fashion is freakin amazing, he is the trendsetter so he would definitely be up for having a meeting at Akashi’s house and helping him pick out clothes because this poor boy has a very *ahem* unique sense of style, at least in putting outfits together.

Sei knows a lot of high-end places but remember low-key. Not to say that you two won’t go there once you’re official. So, Hayama would suggest some nice cafes with a cheerful and homely atmosphere. I’m talking about the cute ones nestled in the corner with aromatic coffee and delicious cakes and pastries.

I don’t think any of the team members would tease him solely because they don’t want to fear his wrath on the court.

But whenever you pass by, Hayama and Nebuya get this twinkle in their eyes as they observe him watching you.

Nebuya tries to help and Hayama and Reo shoot his ideas down.

“Akashi, what about impressing them with your muscles?” “Nebuya, shut up. Just...no.”

But he does suggest inviting you to a game which is a wonderful idea!

Mayuyu straight up doesn’t give a damn. Secretly slips him a light novel.

“Ne Mayuzumi-senpai, did you give Akashi that light novel?” “What? Of course not. Why would I waste my time on such matters.”

They all care for and support him in their own ways whether that is actively giving him advice or watching in the shadows.

Kise

*cue Kise getting kicked by Kasamatsu for not shutting up about his crush on you during practice* 

“Kasamatsu-senpai, did you see how cute (Name)-chan looked with her hair done like that, did you?”

“Oi Kise, shut up! We’re at practice!”

It’s pretty obvious that he likes you by the way he interacts with you compared to other girls. He’s more sincere and he doesn’t have to maintain his ‘perfect model image’.

After being on the same team as Kise, they’ve learned to pick up on the subtle things so they’d probably figure his crush on you before he himself does.

Moriyama always trying to give him cute pick-up lines

And Hayakawa would be excited and try to help but no one can understand the poor child.

Tbh, I think Kobori and Kasa would give pretty good advice.

Kasa would give him some ideas like going on a picnic or stargazing while Kobori would be more logistical like the best days and times to go and what to bring and all the preparation he’s a mom like that

He would begrudgingly offer to teach Kise how to play some simple songs on the guitar.

Kaijo 10/10 would support him and try to help him confess no matter how much they grumble about it.

Midorima

“I d-don’t have a c-crush on her, nanodayo! Stop talking nonsense, Bakao!”

Full tsundere mode on.

His face is redder than his lucky item (a crab plushie)

Let’s be honest, Takao would definitely tease him for a great deal of it because Shin-chan is blushing and we might never see his face this color again.

“Shin-chan, Oha Asa said today is the perfect day for Cancers in romance hehe…” or “Oh, Shin-chan you’re asking me about relationship advice for a friend? Do I know them?”

But in the end, he’d be a huge help and his primary confidant. Midorima would probably practice his speech to Takao to the point where Takao has it memorized.

But for real, we’ve seen Carrot!Midorima but imagine a blushing Shin-chan as a watermelon.

Someone please draw this

Otsubo, the kind soul he is, would encourage him but more indirectly than Takao. Think a pat on the shoulder or gentle knock on his back.

Kimura and Miyaji low-key tease him but they would give him advice on when and how to ask her out.

But he stills has his idiosyncrasies and checks your compatibility and all which annoys them.

Yep, you were right…“Kimura, get me a pineapple.”

But deep down and I mean deep, DEEP down in their hearts (they refuse to admit) they all do help him as much as they can because he’s their friend teammate.

Takao and some of his other teammates would definitely spy on his confession in interest.

Aomine

Momoi would be hands down the biggest help and we all know it.

Imayoshi and Wakamatsu would use this opportunity knowledge to tease him mercilessly especially after all he’s put them through.

Once they’re satisfied, they would properly give him ideas.

*Sadistic megane sighs* “No, Aomine you don’t get a girl just by showing off.”

“Oi Ahomine, stop staring at your crush and focus on the drills, you idiot!”

Momoi would help him choose a nice location (somewhere nice but casual), pick an outfit, etc.

Sakurai would be his practice partner on how’d he ask them out and everything.

Honestly, despite how he acts, Aomine isn’t the most confident about these kinds of things cause he’s a dork but he’s trying his best okay.

And he does know how to treat a girl even if he is sometimes a jerk. (Momoi trained him as his childhood friend in preparation for this day lol)

Okay, but imagine this. Aomine is getting ready to confess and he’s really nervous and he tries to play it off but his teammates can totally tell. So they like, try to pump him up and cheer him on and it’s totally adorable. Bonding moment.

Momoi is all teary-eyed, “Well, this is definitely going in the scrapbook.”

They would all definitely spy on Aomine to make sure he’s fine/for entertainment/blackmail because a blushing Aomine Daiki.

They show Aomine the pictures they took of his confession with his blush and everything.

Aomine.exe has stopped working...until he snaps out of it and chases them trying to steal their phones to delete the pictures.

Murasakibara

It all happens when someone notices Mura sharing his snacks with you. Because Mura doesn’t share his snacks with just anyone.

His confession is the cutest and anyone who disagrees can fight me.

Mura would confide in Himuro and the latter would give him tips on how to confess and show his crush how much he appreciates them.

Mamabear! Himuro. He would help him plan everything and would offer to cook delicious food for them and this boy is so excited to see Atsu grow up. *wipes tear away* But actually, Himuro would be completely supportive and sweet about the whole thing and answer all of Atsu’s questions with careful thought and patience.

“Muro-chin, what kind of flowers should I get?”

“Hmm...well you could go with roses, but if you know her favorite flower you could give her that? Or there’s always hanakotoba, and you could give her a bouquet with flowers that represent how you feel about her.”

Atsu is actually really into the whole process of confessing it’s adorable. He puts in a lot of time and effort and Fukui and Liu Wei would watch in amazement as this lazy giant is actively looking up nearby flower shops and recipes for chocolate and your favorite foods. Like, who are you and what have you done to Murasakibara Atsushi?

Okumura offers to help him (this boi needs more love, he’s such a sweetheart) and convinces the coach to let Mura leave practice early for his preparations/confession.

Mura might go to Masako to get a female’s opinion.

They are all really supportive throughout the process and are willing to help in whatever way they can. He may be a bit eccentric but he cares in his own way, and they’re one big family.

All watch his confession and a few of them slightly tear up at the adorableness.

“The hell are you talking about? I'm not crying! I got something in my eye...give me a tissue.”

[kurobaslations]

Cross Colors, Midorima Route, 26QD

The purest thing I have ever read

[at Shutoku after practice]

TAKAO: Good work guys!

MIDORIMA: Good work everyone.

OTSUBO: Yeah, good work.

MIYAJI: Hey, Midorima.

MIDORIMA: What is it?

MIYAJI: I’ve been wondering for a while now, what is that pink thing you’re holding, a lion?

MIDORIMA: Yes, this is the lion Hana-chan from the safari zoo.

TAKAO: Oh, really! There’s a tag that says this was a limited edition zoo thing?

MIDORIMA: I bought it the last time I went to the zoo.

KIMURA: Even you go to the zoo, huh?

MIDORIMA: From time to time.

TAKAO: Let me guess. To get lucky items.

MIDORIMA: Is there something wrong with that?

TAKAO: Nope!

KIMURA: The safari zoo. I’ve never been, actually.

OTSUBO: Same here. Actually, I have no idea how long it’s even been since I went to any type of zoo.

MIYAJI: Yeah, I think the last time I went to one was the field trip in elementary school.

TAKAO: Same goes for me, huh.

OTSUBO: You know what, this is a great opportunity. Let’s all go to the zoo.

TAKAO: Holy shit, for real?

OTSUBO: Yeah, why not do it once in a while?

MIYAJI: Sounds great to me!

KIMURA: Yeah!

OTSUBO: You want to too, Midorima?

MIDORIMA: Yes I do.

TAKAO: Alright! The zoo is gonna be so fun, Shin-chan!

MIDORIMA: Yes.

[end of chapter 1]

[and so, that weekend; at the zoo]

TAKAO: Uwah! This park goes on for miles in every direction!

OTSUBO: I don’t know where to look first.

MIDORIMA: There were maps at the entrance. [hands them out]

MIYAJI: Nice, thanks, Midorima! Uhh… [flips pages]

TAKAO: It’s really huge, huh. What do you want to go see first?

[choice: pandas / shoebills / hawks]

OTSUBO: Oh, they have hawks.

TAKAO: Really? I want to see those too.

MIDORIMA: They are your comrades nanodayo.

OTSUBO: Hmmmm, even hawks have several different subtypes. This was good, Takao.

TAKAO: Then let’s go around to the top! We have lots of time, I think we can look at them a lot.

OTSUBO: We sure can.

MIYAJI: Alright! Let’s go!

KIMURA: Yeah!

TAKAO: Hey, Shin-chan. Don’t the others look like they totally shook off all their worries?

MIDORIA: Yes, it is like they are back to their childhood wonder.

[…]

TAKAO: This is where they keep the largest animals.

KIMURA: Wow! Giraffes!

MIYAJI: With their long-ass necks.

TAKAO: Hey, are they chewing something?

MIDORIMA: Yes, they seem to be eating something.

OTSUBO: Wow, they have a feed-the-giraffes exhibit!

TAKAO: Oh! People get to feed them?

KIMURA: They seem to be wolfing down those carrots!

MIYAJI: Haha… giraffes’ tongues are long, too.

OTSUBO: It says here that they are over 40 centimeters long.

TAKAO: This is the first time I’ve ever seen a giraffe’s tongue!

MIYAJI: Hm? Oh! Look, in that cage there’s a lion!

TAKAO: A lion!!!

[end of chapter 2]

KIMURA: For real? Cool!

OTSUBO: What a great mane!

TAKAO: Aww, it’s stretching like a cat!

MIDORIMA: Hmm… a cat…

OTSUBO: Guys, you do know that a lion is part of the cat family.

MIYAJI: Oh, they have a plaque with information.

TAKAO: So really! Here we go, “all about the lion”… “The female lion is hana-chan…” So this is the one that Shin-chan’s pink lion is based on! It’s not pink in real life, though.

MIDORIMA: You idiot. A real lion would never be pink.

OTSUBO: So this is the notorious Hana-chan…

TAKAO: “The boy lion is Sora-kun… They are both in good health and enthusiastic eaters. And they love humans.” Uhhhhhhhhh…….

HANA-CHAN AND SORA-KUN: [growling]

MIDORIMA: This is dangerous.

TAKAO: !?

MIDORIMA: What is it?

TAKAO: Over there it says you can go and hold Hana-chan and Sora-kun’s baby!

KIMURA: Really?

MIYAJI: Holy shit, I have NEVER seen a baby lion in real life!

OTSUBO: Yeah, this is my first time.

KIMURA: Okay, let’s go pick up baby lions! [running]

OTSUBO AND MIYAJI: Yeah! [running]

TAKAO: Sempais, please wait! Shin-chan, let’s go too!

MIDORIMA: Yes.

[end of chapter 3]

[indoors]

KIMURA: Woah!

TAKAO: This baby lion is so fucking cute!

STAFF: Her name is Midori-chan. She is still small so please hold her gently.

SHUTOKU: Yes!

TAKAO: Then… upsidaisy… Her fur is so soft! Cute… Alright, your turn Miyaji-san!

MIYAJI: W-woah. You better pass her over gently! If you surprise her, she’ll make sad kitty eyes.

TAKAO: Alright! Then here.

MIYAJI: Woah! She’s warm… I cannot fucking believe she’ll get so big one day.

OTSUBO: Yes, she is almost like a normal housecat.

TAKAO: Otsubo-san and Miyaji-san make her look even smaller when you hold her, haha.

OTSUBO: We do?

KIMURA: Shit… she’s got little paw padsies… [poking them gently]

TAKAO: Really? I want to touch those too! Woah? They’re soft! [poking gently]

OTSUBO: Apparently the paws are only soft when they are young.

TAKAO: I see, so just now… [still poking] I want it to stay this way but I also want it to get bigger…

KIMURA: I so understand how you feel, man.

MIYAJI: Here, Midorima! It’s your turn!

MIDORIMA: …yes. …

TAKAO: …?

MIDORIMA: …

TAKAO: Shin-chan, what’s wrong?

[end of chapter 4]

TAKAO: You keep not moving.

MIDORIMA: That is because I cannot move.

TAKAO: Uh?

MIYAJI: Are you scared? It’ll be fine, this is just a child.

MIDORIMA: That is not the issue…

TAKAO: Hm?

OTSUBO: Awww, it fell asleep.

MIDORIMA: Yes. If I move, I shall awaken it

TAKAO: I see~

MIDORIMA: It should wake up soon, so we should watch closely.

TAKAO: Right! Also, its negao is so cute~

MIDORIMA: [smiling] It is.

[outside in the zoo]

TAKAO: That was fun~ Oh, Shin-chan, did you buy a “Midori-chan” toy?

MIDORIMA: Yes.

TAKAO: I splurged on one too~ Midori-chan is just so fucking cute.

OTSUBO: That’s right. To tell the truth, I also sprang for a strap.

KIMURA: I went for a Sora-kun clearfile! Miyaji?

MIYAJI: I bought a “Hana-chan, Sora-kun, Midori-chan” family portrait mug.

TAKAO: Wow, we all bought something, huh? The next time we come Midori-chan will probably be way bigger.

MIDORIMA: I would love to come see the adult… Midori-chan.

OTSUBO: Yeah, let’s all come together again when she grows up.

MIDORIMA AND TAKAO: Yes!

THE END.

[thekuroiookami]

I don't think it is weird at all! I enjoyed every chapter of it! Did I mention how I like your writing style? Because I do very much! Btw I have been wondering lately................... what's Midorima's laugh like? So I would like to request a scenario of Midorima's s/o trying all sorts of stuff to make him laugh!! Probably with the help of Takao (*���艸≦)

Ah, thank you! So this ask ended with me writing the following weird story and doing a ton of research on what Midorima’s VA’s laugh is like…As a side note you can try watching this video to hear the laugh I’m referencing, it’s at around 7:25 :

And now, onto the scenario.

It all started with a bet. Miyaji threatened to assaultMidorima with a pineapple from halfway across court. Someone then said that theshooting guard in question would find the idea of anyone other than himshooting anything laughable. Naturally, someone else then said theaforementioned stoic had never laughed once in his life. Otsubo then sensiblyshut down the discussion before it got out of hand, but Takao had alreadylatched onto the idea like a drowning man to a buoy. And of course, anythingTakao knew eventually got back to you.

“500 yen says he caves in after the first feather duster.”Takao folded his arms and arched an eyebrow smugly.

“I couldn’t. It’s like taking candy from a baby.” Youtwirled a lock of hair around your finger in thought. “Shintarou has neverlaughed once in the time we’ve been together, and I’ve been with him for awhile.”

“And I’ve been with him even longer,” he shot back.“Shin-chan never-“ Takao stopped as he realized he was going confirm what youjust said. “No matter how grim he is, even Shin-chan must have a limit.”

“I’m just trying to point out that limit is somewhere reallyfar away. Like Tibet. Or Europe. I don’t think he’ll cave by Phase Three of theplan.”

“We’ll just have to see, won’t we?” After a few minutes ofintense negotiation, you shook hands with Takao, sealing a deal that bestowedthe winner with a month’s supply of strawberry milk. “Let’s go nab our targetthen.”

Lunchtime found Midorima sitting in his usual corner of theclassroom, lunchbox and chopsticks neatly lined up in preparation for his meal.You slid a quick glance at the tiny portable radio on the desk before taking aseat next to him. “Hello, Shintarou.”

Midorima’s features softened from their severe concentrationon his cellphone. “Good afternoon-“

“Shin-chan! Wait for me!” Takao straddled a chair and lookedat Midorima’s bento with wide eyes. “Whoa, that’s a really nice lunch.”

Your boyfriend sighed and gave you something close to anapologetic look. “You’re not going to get any, nanodayo.”

Takao waved the dismissal away and tore open a packet ofmelon bread. “So I was saying to ___-chan here earlier, that I certifiably makegood jokes. I make people laugh. Ask anyone. Right, Shin-chan?”

“I wouldn’t know,” said Midorima primly. “That implies you havemoments of seriousness, nanodayo.”

You smirked. “See, I told you so. If anyone has ever laughedat your jokes, it’s probably out of pity.”

Takao narrowed his eyes dangerously. “Fine. Tell you what.If I make Shin-chan here laugh by the end of the day, you have to take thatback.”

You tutted pityingly. “Fine, if you want to commit socialsuicide, I won’t stop you.”

Midorima sighed and tucked into his lunch. “Leave me out ofit, please.”

You both ignored him and shook on it. Takao rolled up hissleeves and cleared his throat. “Okay, let’s see. Shin-chan. What do you call…analligator in a vest?”

Midorima gave Takao a look that said he couldn’t care lessand went back to chewing on a carrot stick. The point guard ploughed on withhis usual enthusiasm. “An investigator!”

You scrunched your nose. “That was terrible, Takao.”

“Then I’ll try another one. Why are pirates called pirates?”

You tilted your head in thought. Midorima exhaled slowly andcontinued ignoring Takao. “I don’t know,” you said.

Takao grinned cheerfully. “Because they arrrrr.”

You had to purse your lips to keep from laughing because itwas utterly ridiculous, but your boyfriend merely frowned and carried on asusual. You decided to chip in. “Wait, I have one. This one is good. Did youhear about the hairdresser?”

They both blinked at you, confused. “She dyed,” you saidsolemnly. Takao dissolved into helpless laughter, while Midorima rolled hiseyes.

“Okay, if you’re going to play it that way, then I’m uppingthe ante.” Takao leaned forward with anticipation. “Don’t blame me when thequips get a little…risqué. So. Why did the traffic light turn red?”

You saw Midorima look at Takao curiously from the corner ofyour eye. Maybe this was actually going somewhere. You shrugged in question tomake the other boy reply.

“Because it’s embarrassing to change in public!” You andMidorima both grimaced in tandem.

Takao was prevented from saying anything when the bell rangshrilly. “Whoops, out of time. We’ll do this after school, Shin-chan.” Youcould swear you heard Midorima mutter a brief prayer as you left. He didn’tlook any happier after practice, head bowed with weight of bearing Takao as heapproached the gates. You took his hand and waited for Takao to launch thesecond phase of the scheme.

He didn’t disappoint. “So Shin-chan, are you immune toknock-knock jokes? Or should I try terrible pick-up lines instead?”

Midorima barely restrained himself, gripping the radio sohard you thought it would crack. “Silence, Takao. I would like you to try thatinstead.”

You leaned back to look at your cousin. “Takao, you knowpick-up lines? Tell me some.”

Shutoku’s ace gave you a look of horrified betrayal, but itwas too late. “Hmm. Okay. There’s a major sale in my bedroom right now. Clothesare 100% off!”

You thumped his back sympathetically as Midorima choked andspluttered. “Takao! What- How-“

“I have more! This one’s a classic. Kiss me if I’m wrong,but aren’t dinosaurs not extinct?” Takao looked very proud of himself. Midorimalooked positively green, which made for an interesting effect with his hair.

You nodded in approval. “Not bad. I heard one the other day,what was it? Ah! What’s in a guy’s pants that a girl doesn’t have?”

They both froze outside Midorima’s palatial house and staredat you. Takao’s eyes were wide and seemed like they were asking you whether youreally wanted to go there. Midorima looked like you had just announced youliked kicking small children for fun.

You decided to put them out of their misery. “It’s pockets.Calm down. What were you two thinking of?”

Takao hacked out an ugly cough. Midorima thawed enough fromhis chilled state to unlock the door. “Well,” snickered the point guard, “thatwas unexpected. Shall we decamp at Shin-chan’s house and get some homeworkdone?”

“You cannot invite yourself over, nanodayo,” Midorimasnapped. “You are capable of doing your work without my help.”

You hid a smile and slowly inched closer. “Shintarou,” yousaid quietly, “just this once, give in to Takao? I could use some help too.”You tilted your head and looked at him with limpid eyes.

He didn’t last long. “Very well,” he grumbled. “You can stayfor a short while. But no more of those inappropriate statements, nanodayo.”

You silently fist-bumped Takao and followed Midorima to hisroom, waving at his sister on the way. This part of the plan was going to takesome more subtlety than before, so you had to wait a while before making anymoves. You sidled closer when Midorima was occupied with a question,positioning yourself just right. Takao was nodding intently, also slowlyinching nearer.

“…and then you substitute the value of x here to get thesolution,” Midorima finished, pushing up his glasses.

“Mhmm. So, Shin-chan, I have one more question.” You tensed,sensing an opening.

Midorima glanced at him with an expression of forbearance. “Whatis it?”

“How ticklish are you?”

“What does that have to do with-“ Midorima huffed as you andTakao tackled him to the bed. Before he could protest, the two of you put in aconsiderable amount of energy finding sensitive spots. He flinched when yourfingers brushed over his stomach.

“Aha, Shintarou, are you ticklish here?” You wiggled yourfingers over his abs, delighted when his face turned pink. “That’s kind ofcute.”

“Stop- this is not acceptable, I- WHERE ARE YOU TOUCHING,TAKAO?”

Takao raised his hands in a gesture of surrender. “Whoops,my bad. But sheesh, anyone else would have caved by now. Is it not in your DNAto laugh, Shin-chan?”

Midorima sat up, hair in disarray and glasses askew. “Thatwould imply there was something humorous about the situation,” he gritted out, “whichis not the case.” He shot you a look of pure murder. “Why are you encouraging him,nanodayo?”

You petted his hair back into place. “Sorry, I couldn’tresist the idea of tickling you. I’d never done it before.” You kissed hischeek in apology, and he turned red again.

Takao looked up as the door opened and Midorima’s little sisterwalked in. She marched forward with a determined expression and a textbook infront of her face. “Nii-san, I don’t get this. Help me.” She scowled when Takaoruffled her hair affectionately.

Midorima adjusted his glasses and peered at the book. “Ah,this is…” You exchanged a glance with Takao while he was occupied. Your cousinshrugged in defeat and sighed. You pursed your lips and gave him an “I told youso” look.

Takao went back to looking the younger girl’s textbook. “Ah,have you heard what the one about the neutron in the bar?”

She gave him a puzzled look. He grinned unrepentantly. “A neutronwalks into a bar and asks how much it is for a drink. The bartender says, “Foryou, no charge.””

The little girl stared at him until realization dawned. “Ohhh,I get it now.”

Your head whipped around at a choked sound. Midorima’s facewas half-hidden by his hand, and he seemed to be hunched over. Your eyesnarrowed with suspicion. “Hey Takao, you know why I don’t trust atoms?”

Takao was watching Midorima with hawk-like concentration. Hesmirked. “No idea, ___-chan.”

“Because they make up everything.” You almost pumped a fistin victory as Midorima bent over even further, shoulders shaking.

Takao looked like a predator about to corner its prey. “I’dhave told you more chemistry puns, but I didn’t think they’d get a reaction.”

The both of you sat back in amazement at the sound ofMidorima’s helpless laugh. It was restrained, like everything else about him,but so out of character that it was equivalent of someone else dancing barefootin the streets. His laugh was warm and rich, dappled with melodic timbre like hueson polished wood. He tried to muffle a surprisingly boyish chuckle, amusementquirking up the corner of his mouth. You wanted to trap the sound in a musicbox and play it over and over to keep the feeling of shimmering joy.

“Shin-chan,” Takao breathed in wonder, “you’re such a nerd.I should have known.”

You sort of agreed, but at the same time you wanted to flingTakao out of a window when Midorima stopped laughing and straightened with ablush. “Nonsense, Takao. Go back to your work or go home, nanodayo.”

You nodded in agreement. “Let’s stop, Takao. It’s like thetime two blood cells fell in love. It’s all in vein.”

Midorima’s eyes widened a split second before he made astrangled noise and started laughing again, gasping for air. You shot an archlook at Takao.  “I win.”

Which is how you ended up with free drinks for a month.

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Can I send one more? ._. How about Daichi, Kiyoshi, Ushijima, Otsubo, Lev, and Tendou reacting to their s/o asking them to watch their very young sibling (maybe 2ish) while they (the s/o) runs to the store? (They basically are like, "it'll only take 30min tops!"

“Can you watch them while I run to the store? I’ll only begone 30 minutes, tops!” Your boyfriend isn’t given time to protest as you hurryout the door.

Daichi: Used to looking after those younger and moreimmature than himself, Daichi takes this announcement in stride. When the rambunctioustwo-year-old gets too out of control, Daichi uses his “captain’s voice” to getthem to pay attention. You return to find them snuggled on the couch watchingcartoons peacefully and decide then and there you’re going to marry that boy;he’ll be a great father someday.

Kiyoshi: This soft love muffin will be overwhelmed, or ratheroverrun, rather quickly. Not in that he thinks he can’t handle the task, butsimply for the fact that he’ll bend to their will over everything since he’s sotenderhearted. He ends up having to call Hyuga for help who berates him for nothaving a firmer hand.

Ushijima: One you’re out the door, your sibling is alreadycrying but Ushijima is never one to get flustered. “Do you want something toeat?” Still crying. “Do you want to watch something?” Still crying. “Maybe anap is what you need.” Even more crying. Eventually the kid is given a snackwhich they eat sniffling as they watch their favorite cartoon before snugglingup in Ushijima’s arms and falling asleep. He looks down at the slumberingtoddler wondering why people always say babysitting is so hard.

Otsubo: Another male ready to handle any challenge, he setshis sight on making the most of this opportunity. “Do you want to learn how toshoot?” he asks. He’ll take the kid to their room, undoubtedly equipped withsome sort of childish basketball hoop and ball, spending the time showing themproper form even though they’re so small. You’ll return to find a beamingsibling, proudly showing how they can shoot a three pointer and “dunk” whenOstubo picks them up so they can slam the ball through the hoop. Talk aboutswoon worthy!

Lev: This overgrown child panics, stammering out that hedoesn’t really think he’s fit for this and you really should just let him go tothe store and…you’re gone. Sighing, he eyes the sibling warily and they, like adog who can sense fear, take full advantage of his inexperience. Lev is the younger sibling and so has no ideaabout how to do this. It doesn’t take long for them to blackmail him intogiving them extra candy, the resulting sugar rush only adding fuel to thisrapidly out of control situation. As he chases the hyper active child and triesto get them down from the bookshelf he can’t help wondering if this is pay backfor the hard time he gave his sister when they were growing up.

Tendo: Both he and your sibling are protesting your exit. Hebecause he doesn’t know the first thing about taking care of a kid and yoursibling because they don’t want to be left alone with the monster. Ignoring boththeir pleas, you head out calling over your shoulder that they’ll be fine. Whensilence descends after your exit the two of them look at each other. “Agreementto not cause each other trouble?” asks your boyfriend. They look at him inconfusion. Sighing, he places them on the couch, turns on the TV and says, “Justsit quietly until she gets back.” Surprisingly, they listen and Tendo thinksmaybe this kid thing isn’t as bad as he thought.