#OrangePaulp

[flodaya]

charles melton internet boyfriend campaign commences now

https://x.com/orangepaulp/status/1744171607961059501?s=46&t=n47a2v7GDKUU6psyBEaWlA

no he belongs to @artsimpourtzi @penny-hartzs and me, everyone else BACK THE FUCK OFF

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[Image ID: A Tweet from Paul McCallion @/OrangePaulp that reads as follows - My best acting work to date? has 2 be yesterday when I realized I was walking the wrong direction so I pretended to get a text message that changed EVERYTHING and FORCED me to turn around and walk the other way. End ID.]

[qnewsau]

Thirstiest reactions to Jeremy White Allen in Calvin Klein

New Post has been published on https://qnews.com.au/thirstiest-reactions-to-jeremy-white-allen-for-calvin-klein/

Thirstiest reactions to Jeremy White Allen in Calvin Klein

Actor Jeremy Allen White is the latest male celebrity to strip off as the face of Calvin Klein underwear, and the thirst is real.

The American actor became a global sex symbol after his role as the short-tempered but brilliant chef Carmen “Carmy” Berzatto on The Bear, streaming in Australia on Disney+.

In the new Calvin Klein campaign, which dropped overnight, Jeremy trades his chef’s uniform for underwear in the photos and videos by fashion photographer Mert Alas shot in New York.

Jeremy got ripped to film his latest film The Iron Claw. In the A24 flick, the actor plays beefy professional wrestler Kerry Von Erich alongside Zac Efron and Harris Dickinson.

“I was used to running around in front of large groups of people in my underwear because of [that movie],” Jeremy told GQ. “So maybe there was some mental and emotional prep [for this shoot] from that job.”

The Iron Claw is in Australian cinemas next week.

Check out Jeremy’s Calvin Klein photos below, and watch the promo video as many times as you need:

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After the campaign dropped, over on Gay Twitter X, Jeremy Allen White’s Calvin Klein shoot had people assuming the position.

*assume the position pic.twitter.com/dfs03EAfxC

— Jeremy (@jeremyyrayy92) January 4, 2024

me liking every jeremy allen white for calvin klein tweet i see on the timeline pic.twitter.com/iTzWgMHxOb

— juan (@redrumjuan) January 4, 2024

My bussy seeing these photos of Jeremy Allen White this morning pic.twitter.com/evYPr6kTFj

— Cole Barrett (@barrettjcole) January 4, 2024

talking to people who don’t find jeremy allen white attractive pic.twitter.com/elj8Jy1nnF

— rad libs (@Rad323) January 4, 2024

the types of images that make a young gay boy start realizing things https://t.co/V04uJnxzNz

— matt (@mattxiv) January 4, 2024

i would let him spit in my food https://t.co/Je6RNNpx16

— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) January 4, 2024

“Jeremy Allen White for Calvin Klein”

Me: pic.twitter.com/PprmUrA1WZ

— 🏳️‍🌈Jackson🏳️‍🌈 (@jackHollywood09) January 4, 2024

me double tapping to zoom in on all the jeremy allen white pictures this morning pic.twitter.com/Ya6bPhhhof

— monica (@waystarroyhoe) January 4, 2024

Jeremey Allen White it seems I’ve grown quite AWOOOGA HUMANA HUMANA HUMANA BOO-OI-OI-OINGGG of you… https://t.co/O0yGtrw1bO

— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) January 4, 2024

I just bit a chunk out of my bed frame https://t.co/Mojc1vC1Me

— bailey (@gaileyasf) January 4, 2024

Jeremy Allen White you would be unstoppable in Ancient Greece pic.twitter.com/nKdneJtAxc

— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) January 4, 2024

Having some very LGBTQ+ thoughts https://t.co/dFn4qHubLa

— Joe ✨ (@JoeWritesThings) January 4, 2024

For the latest LGBTIQA+ Sister Girl and Brother Boy news, entertainment, community stories in Australia, visit qnews.com.au. Check out our latest magazines or find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and YouTube.

[weaver-z]

I found the millennial we’re going to spare in the generation war

[pettycentral]

[adtothebone]

Source: https://twitter.com/orangepaulp/status/1374059110010916865?s=21

[marisatomay]

Saw this n thought of u

twitter.com/orangepaulp/status/1559182716200968192?s=21&t=PVk6bDqyAGVhs3q-r65Olg

it’s a good tweet

[trickortpwk]

💀 https://twitter.com/OrangePaulp/status/1512118293955555338

not this 😭

[withthingsunreal]

[ID 1: tweet from Paul McCallion @OrangePaulp]

not to victim blame, but you can simply choose not to be queerbaited

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(in fairness this tweet is dated Jun 14, 2021 and therefore may not actually be about Marvel specifically. or it might be. idk.)

[ID 2: tweet from kira @BlackSailsTheme]

"wahhh i got queerbaited by owen wilson in loki" ok well everyone else got queerbaited by owen wilson in night at the museum. grow up.

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[ID 3: tumblr post from @andhumanslovedstories]

People accusing the MCU of queerbaiting has always seemed off base to me because queerbaiting implies a level of emotional character interaction that the MCU has overall staunchly refused to feature. Nobody is even friends

[/end ID 3]

i love people who are continuously surprised that there aren’t men kissing in marvel

[shitonionsays]

@azhrie139 @OrangePaulp So literally since Jesus died.

https://twitter.com/oniontaker/status/1376429640038805505 , in reply to https://twitter.com/azhrie139/status/1376380400117944320

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Everyone From Billie Eilish to Thom Yorke Is Celebrating Joe Biden’s Presidential Victory

Everyone From Billie Eilish to Thom Yorke Is Celebrating Joe Biden’s Presidential Victory

Everyone from Spike Lee to Thom Yorke has hit the streets — and Twitter — Saturday in celebration of Joe Biden, who was elected the 46th President of the United States after a lengthy week of vote tallying.

SPIKE LEE LMAOOO pic.twitter.com/EXkWrLKFeH

— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) November 7, 2020

In a video shared to Twitter, movie director and producer Spike Lee shook and sprayed a bottle of…

[paulandjohnny]

EXCLUSIVE: Timelog of the Dustin Lance Black / Tom Daley Wedding

To Whom It May Concern:

We’ve recently procured a timelog of the wedding of Tom Daley (TD) and Dustin Lance Black (DLB) on May 6, 2017. The author remains unknown. At great personal risk, we’ve decided to leak the full document as found, adding notes/links to provide context. Read at your own discretion.

-J & P

THE MORNING - BOVEY CASTLE GROUNDS

MAY 6, 2017

08:00: Families of betrothed and wedding staff arrive.

08:05 Ferret and his trainer arrive at the castle grounds, to entertain the children TD’s guests.

08:47: The eagle trainer arrives with eagle, Rosie. TD wants to say hi, is too scared.

09:22 Burberry arrives, fits DLB for suit, sprays suit-like body paint onto TD.

09:44 TD roams Bovey Castle, asks who knows how to tie a tie.

10:50 Photography team assembles, are met by the couple and their families.

11:14 DLB and TD arrive at bridge for photoshoot planned for 11:00.

11:15 TD decides he “wants to feed the duckies,” sends someone to get whole grain millet bread to feed them.

11:38 TD names duckling ‘Duckie.’

11:39 Rosie the Eagle flies by, eviscerates ‘Duckie.’ Metaphor not lost on DLB.

11:40 TD cries. (1/3)

11:45 The photoshoot begins. This photo is taken.

12:50 Photoshoot ends, DLB approves two photos to be posted to instagram. [editor’s note: whether or not FaceTune was used is, at the time of publication, unknown]

13:00 Guests begin to take their seats on either TD’s or DLB’s side of the aisle (twinks, older twinks, respectively).

13:03 Willam sits on twink side. Side eye is given.

13:02 DLB’s cousin pooped on (Rosie).

THE CEREMONY - BOVEY CASTLE GARDENS

13:15 Ceremony begins.

13:18 TD walks down the aisle to the London Gay Men’s chorus’ all-baritenor arrangement of One Direction’s “What Makes You Beautiful.”

13:18 DLB sees TD walk down the aisle, and he “can’t wipe the silly [sic] grin [sic] off his damn face.”

13:23 Willam steps up to give a reading, misunderstands concept.

13:47 Vows begin.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: the notes here were unclear at best, covered by Rosie the Eagle’s poop at worst. We’ve transcribed the quotes we could decipher.]

13:48 Priest explains the couple has written their own DLB has written the couple’s vows.

13:49 TD begins his vows. “Dustin, … [indecipherable] … to have and to hold … [indecipherable] … I vow to keep Sam Smith blocked on all social media … [indecipherable] … richer, or for poorer… [indecipherable] ...abide by the parental controls you set on my Snapchat.”

13:55 DLB begins his vows. “Tom, I … [indecipherable] ... which has complete historical precedent in ancient Greece, where it was seen as almost a ‘mentor-like’ relationship … [indecipherable] … in sickness, and in health, I … [indecipherable] … and although When We Rise never quite found its audience, its impact … [indecipherable] … with this ring, I thee wed.

14:08 DLB reaches back towards a groomsman, who sighs, then reluctantly hands him his Oscar statuette. “Well, THAT’S not a ring!” Dustin says, panning around grinning. No one laughs.

14:09 TD hands DLB his ring. “I give you this ring. It’s bronze which is really just as nice as a gold ring, and is still the third-best possible ring that anyone could--”

14:10 TD cries. (2/3)

14:11 The priest says ”speak now or forever hold your peace.” There are no objections. TD’s mother looks around: wistful, yet resigned.

14:12 “I now pronounce you: married.” Crowd cheers. Rosie screeches.

THE RECEPTION - BOVEY CASTLE BALLROOM

15:34 Guests begin filing into the ballroom.

18:01 Guests seen half-heartedly moving “protein balls” around floral wedding china.

18:24 DLB’s best man gives toast: “I first met Dustin when we were both sophomores at UCLA-- (TD exclaims, “That’s the year i was born!” gleefully.) --and who could’ve guessed, only 48 years after Marsha P. Johnson threw that brick…” (TD whispers to DLB: “Is she a friend of yours?”)

18:34 TD’s best man gives toast: “My mum said I could go to this, but she said I had to pay to rent my own tux which kinda blows. Stoked for my mate Tom-O though, this party bloody rules! Anyway, in December of year 10 [editor’s note: 9th grade] of Eggbuckland [editor’s note: a real place] we saw Dustin give his bloody awesome speech after winning the Oscar for this old Hollywood movie, ‘Milk.’ TD turned to me and said ‘I’m gonna marry that man. Also, can you ask your mum if I can have another soda?’ And guess what? He got both.”

18:58 Guests mill about ballroom. Grindr notifications chime.

19:00 TD shouts: “There’s got to be almost 1000 presents! Can I open one now?”

19:00 DLB says no.

19:01 TD cries. (3/3)

19:08 Willam escorts DLB’s cousin to the men’s bathroom.

19:25 DLB seen cornering speaking to several guests: “...and there’s only so much you can do as a creator! At a certain point ABC just didn’t put in the budget for publicity so what're you gonna do? I’m over it! You know? On to the next…”

19:31 DLB’s cousin pooped on again (Willam).

19:45 TD overheard talking to guest: “...knew we wanted a classic English wedding, because the culture means so much to us, and most of my friends don’t have fake IDs, so they can’t drink in the states...”

20:03 DLB and TD cut cake together (“Dustin always helps me when I use the big knife.”).

20:05 Cake is served.

20:45 Couple introduced by wedding singer as “Mr. and Mr. Lance Black.”

20:46 Couple has their first dance. Onlookers describe “lots of PDA,” “what looked like maybe lunges on Tom’s end?” and “a general feeling of foreboding.”

21:50 Guests begin to dance. Astute observers recognize the tunes as TD’s workout playlist.

23:00 Fireworks.

23:02 As fireworks continue, DLB seen whispering something (instructions?) to Rosie the Eagle. She flies off with a screech.

23:46 Guest begin to leave.

MAY 7, 2017

01:02 Dustin Lance Black positively TRASHES that ass.

01:24 Rosie screeches. She’s found me in the air vent over their bedroom. Sam Smith’s eyeball is clutched in her beak. I’ve been compromised. If you find this journal tell the Emmy eligibility committee that I [transcript ends.]

Unfortunately, the transcript ends here. If anyone has any more information, or a working link to Dustin Lance Black’s sex tape, PLEASE send a twitter direct message to @jlazebnik or @orangepaulp.

[testingone-two-three]

me ordering delivery in February: -lazy -needlessly expensive -pathetic me ordering delivery now: -heroism -singlehandedly keeping every small business afloat -Nobel Prize in Economics

— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) March 19, 2020

[ronnychieng]

RT @OrangePaulp: Please don’t bleach your hair during the quarantine. There’s help available. We’re staying open 🗣 https://t.co/Qqy1a5WW72

Please don’t bleach your hair during the quarantine. There’s help available. We’re staying open 🗣 https://t.co/Qqy1a5WW72

— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) March 16, 2020

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ronnychieng March 17, 2020 at 07:38PM

[groovybernie]

Tweeted

Jennifer “The Tuck” Lopez

— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) February 3, 2020

[mononohon]

Toni Morrison, Beloved.

　読み終えてからしばらく、なにか書こうにもどこから手を付ければいいか分からず放っていた。たとえばこういう場面、

“Breakfast? Want some breakfast, nigger?” “Yes, sir.” “Hungry, nigger?” “Yes, sir.” “Here you go.” Occasionally a kneeling man chose gunshot in his head as the price, maybe, of taking a bit of foreskin with him to Jesus. Paul D did not know that then. He was looking at his palsied hands, smelling the guard, listening to his soft grunts so like the doves’, as he stood before the man kneeling in mist on his right. Convinced he  was next, Paul  D retched—vomiting  up nothing  at  all.  An observing guard smashed his shoulder with the rifle and the engaged one decided to skip the new man for the time being lest his pants and shoes got soiled by nigger puke. 

　こういったものを白人の奴隷所有者による黒人男性奴隷に対する性暴力を描いた場面だと正しく読み取り、おそらく同程度に曖昧に描かれた様々な物事をそれなりにでも理解するためにはもっと丹念に、ものを調べながら読まなければならなかっただろう。

　そして、たとえそうできたとして、この小説について奴隷制や南北戦争についての話題から語り出すことはしないだろう。ある作品をなにかしらの主張や役割に還元してしまうことの冒涜にモリソンの小説は強く抗うからだ。もちろん彼女はインタビュアーから「白人については"substantial"に描かないのか、なんて聞かれたら静かにブチ切れるのだが。（https://twitter.com/OrangePaulp/status/1158752990876110850）

　私はモリソンについてアウエルバッハのように語れたらいいと思う。モリソンの遠近法について。ある場面に流れ込んでくる全ての背景について。もし語れるなら、だけれど。