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[ID: Tweet from Tea Pain ✔️ that reads - Women married to MAGA men, it's ok to vote for Harris but tell your husband you voted for Trump. Chances are good it's not the first thing you had to fake. End ID.]

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[ID: Screenshot that reads "Another tip is look at the OP's url. "catgirlstalin", "Stalin"? Now, if you aren't aware, do yourself a favor and google up who who Stalin was," The rest of the text is cut off. End ID.]

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[ID: Reply from @ deepseasmetro that reads - tourists always hate the locals. End ID.]

one thing that's funny to me is when swingers have such a deep seated dislike of polyamory, like what are we even doing here girl

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[ID: Tweet from @ madelinesmoth that reads - men sit there unmoisturized empty stomach missing toenail and are like i think i will critique this girl's appearance. End ID.]

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Image 1: Tweet from tar-minyatur's court twink on 09 Sep 24 that reads "holding up a fictional guy like well you aren't exactly transgender but you do have a profound sense of alienation from other people which is close enough"

Image 2: The same Tweet edited to read "holding up a fictional guy like well you aren't exactly autistic but you do have a profound sense of alienation from other people which is close enough"

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[ID: A crowd of people at a concert behind a barrier, all looking towards the stage. There's one person in front holding a large trans flag over the barrier, with the words "I was born sick but I love it" written on the flag. End ID.]

btw I AM SO obsessed with this picture that hozier posted

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[ID: Tomorrow's Friday 13th But Forget It And Relax. End ID.]

The Odessa American, Texas, December 12, 1946

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[ID: "September came in with golden days and silver nights,". End ID.]

J.R.R. Tolkien, from The Return of the King

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[ID: A ceramic figurine of a seal standing on its rear flippers. It's wearing a bowtie and is playing a violin. End ID.]

"seals will never play music!!!!"

the profound pinniped performer:

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[ID: Tweet from @ solardivulger that reads "clicked on a french tweet and this was one of the replies I cant believe it". There's a screenshot of a Tweet from @ faresrsf that reads "Oh le banger". End ID.]

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[ID: Tweet from @ MimiTajiri on 2024-08-06 that reads - When people don't consider you in the same way you consider them, let them go. There's actually many people in the world that can match your energy and love you the way you love. End ID.]

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[ID: Tweet from @ dril on 6/1/14 that reads - the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron." End ID.]

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[ID: An headline from Live Science that reads "Mice on remote island that eat albatrosses alive sentenced to death by 'bombing', scientists decree." End ID.]

God the world is awesome

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[ID: Tweet from sia ✔️ that reads - I had two people on the spectrum advising me at all times. End ID.]

Literally one of the best tweets ever

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[ID: Tweet from Hurt CoPain that reads - what the hell is that fruit passionate about. End ID.]

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[ID: Tweet from noam chompers on 2024-07-22 that reads - since people are starting some (very normal btw) ‘kamala harris doesn’t have biological children’ discourse: how bout campaign shirts that say ‘she’s not the step-president, she’s the president that stepped up’? End ID.]

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Image 1: No, we're not soulmates. This is not divine intervention. And this is most certainly not chance. I willed this. I knit the threads of fate myself until they spelled your name. I love you intentionally. I love you with every bit of conscience I was born with.

Image 2: Post from @ slytherverse on Nov 11, 2020 that reads - soulmates are stupid i love you on purpose. End ID.]

I love soulmates but also this-