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Eleond: Can someone get me some tea?
Gil-Galad: You already have a drink.
Elrond: Yes, but I want tea not whatever this is...
Gil-Galad: You don't know what you're drinking?
Elrond: Hot chocolate, I think.
Gil-Galad: Are you sure about that?
Elrond: No. The cup had my name on it and was set out on my countertop so...
Gil-Galad: Elrond...
Elrond: I'm now 75% certain that it's only hot chocolate. The other 25% is for poisoned hot chocolate. And you don't poison hot chocolate! It's sacrilege.
#Elrond stop drinking random things that you don't know what it is!#One time Annatar tried to poison Elrond and no one realized cause the poison just didn't work due to Peredhel physiology or something.#Elrond is unable to be poisoned because whatever would kill a man just gets worked off because of the elven part and vise versa.#whatever those two don't work off his maiarin ancestry just totals.#lotr#lord of the rings#incorrect lord of the rings quotes#silmarillion#incorrect silmarillion quotes#incorrect quotes#elrond#lotr elrond#elrond peredhel#gilgalad#high king gilgalad#erenion gilgalad
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