#Omg Zhan ge

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Xiao Zhan Weibo update 11.29.2024 part 1 of 2

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🤣🤣🤣 I love seeing Yibo oh-so- innocently look at poor Zhan-ge, who then gets all flustered to the point he forgets how to speak coherent Chinese.

"have you learned new skills from each other?"

Yibo's eyes: "remember the other night? Hehehe"

Xiao Zhan *loses ability to speak words*

[llycaons]

"Sweetheart, you need to stop this," he finally says. "Stop what?" Lan Zhan asks, eyes never leaving the screen. "Working so much," Wei Ying points out. "You're hurting yourself. Why can't Huan-ge help you with this?" Lan Zhan exhales in frustration. "Because Huan-ge was the one who screwed this up in the first place."

omg. like lwj can be cutting but this is his BROTHER. also this is very casual language for him

"You cannot fix the whole company by yourself." "I can try." "Lan Zhan," Wei Ying shakes his head and raises his hand to caress Lan Zhan's cheek. But the other man grabs his wrist, the golden eyes darting up, filled with sudden anger. His grip is so strong Wei Ying feels like his wrist will break in half. "I need to do this, Wei Ying," he says through gritted teeth. "You don't understand. The whole company depends on me. People depend on me." Wei Ying's eyes water from the pain, and he swallows back his tears. "Lan Zhan...you're hurting me."

HOLY SHIT?

[starsxinxthexbluexsky]

▪• Xiao Zhan surprised that "👤" can open the mantis shrimp very quickly •▪

[xzstudios]

endless daffodils of xiao zhan: 3/∞

xiao zhan × hotel indigo (beach ver.)

[veronica-nardi]

[antiphrastic]

A little over a week ago, my twitter feed was taken over briefly by excited flailing about two Chinese comic boys kissing. I had never heard of them before, but everyone was like. SUPERSTOKED about it.

And I have little to nothing going on right now beyond waiting for the next round of tests my doctor wants to send me for and sleeping, so I decided to go in search of these boys.

Cue today, all of 8? 9? Days later, and I have read all 400+ pages of 19天 twice, I have been chronically refreshing the tag to see what folks are saying, i have been searching ao3, and ive got plans to embark on a third read through because I wanna see if He Cheng has always had that scar on his neck or if that's something that's only shown up more recently, and i have so many feelings and opinions, most prominently: someone please get all those teenage boys a therapist or four (so they don't have to share)

[gaygothfarmer]

And for today’s reasons to cry over CQL (again)

Lan Zhan being SOFT TM

BONUS :

[naiterejehahordisda]

xiao zhan sang something just like this 

and

OMG THIS MAN WILL NOT STOP MAKING ME CRY

[stiltonbasket]

tell us about the phoenix mountain kiss in the aged up jingyi au omg

When Lan Jingyi asked his parents to bring him to the hunt at Baifengshan, he hadn’t been expecting anything but monsters, ghouls, and other dark creatures to ambush him while the hunt was going on.

He definitely wasn’t expecting to run across Jin Zixuan, who was trying his best to woo Maiden Jiang (Jingyi and Jueying fled from the scene of that disaster as soon as they stumbled upon it—it was just too painful to look at) or an irate Madam Jin, who was either a) avoiding her lout of a husband or b) stalking her would-be daughter-in-law through the forest. But more shocking still was the spectacle that greeted Lan Jingyi further into the forest, after he and Yingying left the rest of the Lan delegation and ventured off to hunt on their own. 

And it happened because Shufu went hunting on that side of the mountain not long before they arrived; and, more importantly, because Shufu followed Wei Wuxian to the grove of trees he was napping in instead of participating in the hunt.

“Tian ah,” Jueying gasps, as Shufu pins Wei-qianbei’s hands to the branch beneath his head and kisses him as if both their lives depended on it. “I knew it! I knew Zhan-shushu liked him! I’m going to go tell Ba.”

Lan Jingyi groans and covers his eyes before taking shelter in a convenient barberry bush. “Jueying, hush,” he says in despair. “It’s bad enough when we see Baba and Fuqin kissing, and Fuqin never kisses Ba like that. Oh, I can’t look.”

“I can,” his sister exclaims, before wincing at whatever their lawless Zhan-shufu had done to poor Wei-qianbei now. “Ge, that tree limb can’t be comfortable for Senior Wei. Should we say something?”

“Of course we should! Promiscuity is forbidden. Undertaking amorous acts without permission is also forbidden!” Jingyi wails. “What is Shufu doing? Senior Wei doesn’t even know who kissed him!”

It is at that moment—when Jingyi’s voice cracks in distress, as if he were still a boy of fourteen—that their uncle freezes, and looks around in sheer dread at the two small figures hiding behind the bushes.

Jueying waves. Jingyi only groans again, sinking further out of his Shufu’s line of sight, and refuses to move until a large hand grabs him by the back of his coat and hauls him out of the clearing.

“Shufu, let go,” Jueying complains, after Senior Wei is out of earshot. “I need to tell Baba that he was right about you and Wei-qianbei. Are you two going to get married now?”

Shufu sighs and puts her down. “You must not say a word to Brother. Or to anyone else,” he says, blinking his red-rimmed eyes until a tear runs down his cheek. “I have erred, and there is no denying it. When we return to the Cloud Recesses, I will confess my misdeeds and submit to punishment.”

Jingyi pales. "No, Shufu! You can’t. Baba changed the rules about physical discipline, but the punishment for breaking the sixty-seventh precept is still the same!”

“As it should be. I have committed a grave offense against Wei Ying and set a poor example for the two of you. Twenty strikes with the bastinado is the least punishment I am owed, for that.”

His hand twitches toward Bichen, as if he had thought of unsheathing the sword and striking something with it. “We should go back to find Brother and xiongfu, for I—I cannot remain here any longer. Wei Ying and the Jiang delegation are not far away, and I fear that I would lose my composure if Wei Ying were to come across me now.”

“You can go wherever you please, but I’m not going anywhere,” Jueying says testily. “Shufu, stop pulling. Aren’t you going to say something to Wei-qianbei?”

Zhan-shufu looks absolutely miserable. “What could I possibly tell him, now that I have disgraced myself and profaned our friendship? If he knew that I was the one who set upon him, he would—”

“You’re supposed to tell him that you care for him!” Lan Jueying snaps. “What else could you say?”

“Oh, no. Does that mean you only want to kiss him?” Jingyi laments, putting his head in his hands. “Wei-qianbei’s going to be heartbroken, Uncle. I thought you wanted to marry him.”

“I do want to marry him!” Shufu retorts. “I bound his wrist with my mo’e in Lan Yi’s cave, and every day was like a death to me when he went missing after Lotus Pier was attacked—I would bow three times with him this very day if he returned my feelings, but he does not, and I...”

He lets out a shout and draws Bichen, cutting a nearby tree in half before chopping the fallen branches to shreds. Jueying squeals and leaps out of the way, dragging Lan Jingyi along with her; and a few minutes later, Ba and Father wander onto the scene with the baby twins in their arms, staring at Zhan-shufu in astonishment as he brings another innocent tree to the ground.

“A-Zhan,” Baba coughs at last, for want of anything else to say. “Didi. What in heaven’s name are you doing?”

Zhan-shufu drops his sword and falls to his knees, distraught.

“Xiongzhang, I beg of you not to ask. I have committed a grave sin, and when we return home, I—”

“He kissed Wei-qianbei. Without asking,” Jueying interrupts. “Wei-qianbei was blindfolded, and I don’t think he knew that Shufu was the one who kissed him.”

“Oh. Oh, dear,” Baba murmurs, after a brief pause. “Is this true, Wangji?”

Shufu looks as if he might cry. “It is.”

“And, ah...what are the nature of your feelings towards Young Master Wei? Was it only impulse that drove you to kiss him? Or should I look into a marriage arrangement with Yunmeng Jiang?”

“I would ask, if I thought the proposal would be well received.” Some of the color seems to be coming back to Zhan-shufu’s face. “But, Brother—as my zongzhu, I pray you, do not let my transgression be known to the rest of the clan. I will face discipline, as I should, but no word of the reason should reach Wei Ying. If he knew that I was the one who seized him, it would break his heart.”

“I still think that kissing without confessing would break it even more,” Jueying says mutinously, crossing her arms over her chest. “How would you feel if your sworn zhiji kissed you and then ran away without a word? Wei-qianbei even knows what your incense smells like, so he’s sure to find out it was you.”

“Yingying, one moment.” Father narrows his eyes and turns to Zhan-shushu. “So you would ask for Wei Wuxian’s hand in marriage if you thought he might accept you?”

Shufu bows his head. “En, I would. I have already said so.”

Baba lifts baby Yunhua up to his face to hide his smile. “You love him, then? As one would love a spouse and partner in cultivation?”

“Yes. With all my heart.”

Father makes a strange sound that might have been a shriek of laughter.

“Very good, didi,” he chokes. “Now turn around.”

Zhan-shushu, Jueying, and Jingyi all turn around in unison.

Wei-qianbei is standing behind them, gazing at Zhan-shufu with his whole heart shining in his eyes.

“Lan Zhan,” he whispers, trembling from head to foot. “Lan Zhan, you—did you mean it?”

Luckily, Jingyi does not witness what happens between them next, because Fuqin whisks him up onto Baxia and back to the rest of the Lan juniors before Shufu can say another word. Baba follows with Ying-meimei, laughing softly under his breath; and a little while later, they alight next to Shugong, who takes one glance at the look on Baba’s face and throws up his hands in resignation.

“Well?” he sighs, taking little Yunhai from Father’s arms and kissing his button nose. “Out with it, Xichen. What has Wangji done now?”

“Nothing much,” Baba beams. “But when you see him next, I think Zhanzhan will be bringing back a husband.”

Shugong pinches the bridge of his nose.

“He is your brother, after all,” he mutters. “So be it, then. I don’t know what else I expected.”

Baba’s eyes are sparkling. “Mm, quite. Now let’s catch some yaoguai before the sun sets, or we’ll fall behind in the rankings. Come along, A-Yi.”

Jingyi follows with Jueying at his heels, hoping against hope that the next hours of the hunt will not bring more encounters with couples caught up in ill-advised kisses; but he spends those two shichen trailing after his parents, so his hopes are dashed. Again.

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Xiao Zhan Studio Weibo update 2.22.2025 (part 1 of 2)

Set off immediately, brand spokesperson Xiao Zhan will go to Milan to enjoy the #Gucci2025AutumnWinterFashionShow# and experience the artistic style of GUCCI.

[accio-victuuri]

xiao zhan weibo update

sheng yang long hair edition 💪🏼

[dimpledlianfang]

*jgy and lxc having a conversation*

Sms and xy: *entering*

Xue yang: hi Jiggy. Hi Lan lips.

.... *realises*

Xue yang: whoa ho. Who invited Lan lips!

Su she: Zongzhu obviously.

Yao: hey guys. Er ge and I were just chatting.

Xue yang: is that a code, for eating Xichen's face.

Yao: what, no.

Lan xichen: *laughing* nothing more than chatting, xue yang.

Yao: as we were saying, er ge.

Lan xichen: yea, and at that moment, in the night hunt~~

Xue yang: what were you hunting at night, Xichen?

Su she: and why are you boasting lol. Lans aren't supposed to do that!

Lan xichen: A-Yao asked me about my recent night hunt. So it doesn't count as boasting.

Yao: don't get flustered you two. Go ahead er ge.

Lan xichen: we met up with some fierce corpses. So I pulled out my flute.

Xue yang: *blocking Su she's ears* wow wow wow Lan lips. You pulled out what?!! Su she is still young.

Su she: xue yang I'm older than you!

Xue yang: shhh. It's alright. Poor virgin ears.

Su she: you're a virgin too.

Xue yang: you don't know about me.

Su she: have a point.

Xue yang: Xichen you're cheating on Jiggy with a fierce corpse? Wow.

I thought Lan zhan had all the drama.

Lan xichen: I meant my Liebing.

Yao: I'm so sorry.

Lan xichen: it's fine.

Xue yang: you don't need to apologize, Jiggy. He just has a thing for fierce corpses.

Yao: *sighs*

Lan xichen: by the way, A-Yao. Your tea is delicious as always.

Yao: aw thank you.

Xue yang: if you kiss him then you'll get a better taste.

Lan xichen: *blush* what?

Yao: don't listen to xue yang. Let's further the conversation.

Xue yang: further it where Jiggybun?! Hehehehhehehehe.

Lan xichen: as I was saying.

~~~ a couple of minutes after.

Su she: they makes me sick. See how stiff he is.

Xue yang: nah I find Lan xichen is kinda hot. But not in that way. I mean he's hot for Jiggy.

Su she: ew. I could never say that I find a lan hot. They have a mean girl aura, even though they're guys.

Xue yang: lol. Who has the most?

Su she: Hanguang Jun.

Xue yang: I think it's Lan Qiren.

Su she: *dies with laughter*

Xue yang: see how he carried on his sect like a sorority. With a bunch of rules. Everyone has to listen to him or they'll get punished.

Su she: you're kinda right. Omg.

And Hanguang Jun is no different.

Xue yang: right.

Su she: Lan xichen over here is a passive aggressive mean girl.

Xue yang: as he should be!

Su she: look at how our Zongzhu is giving him his full attention.

Xue yang: cuz Lan xichen is using his 4L cultivation on him.

Su she: now what's that?!

Xue Yang: Lan Lips Love Language.

Su she: ew.

Xue yang: i know right.

Anyways, I have a PhD I'm Harassment, so I know these kinds of things.

@verycatbluebird

[ssuminshan-official]

Yao: team dimple.

Trio: yea Jiggybun!

Yao: I'm ready to marry Lan Huan.

Mo xuanyu: awwww.

Xue yang: he still can't escape from us.

Su she: go for it Huangdi, once you're happy. But I still don't like him.

Yao: *smile* I think that something as auspicious as a wedding would purify the place from Huaisang's plots and negativity.

Su she: ah good idea.

Mo xunayu: that Huaisamg had soured the mood.

Yao: yea. Now let me get some gifts for A-Huan.

Su she: why? He should buy you gifts!

Yao: yea, but since I'm proposing this time, I think it would be appropriate to give him gifts.

Mo xuanyu: I think we should give him something to!

Su she: to mess with him a bit!

Yao: go for it.

~~~

Hours later......

Huan hall 📍 Jing Manor's compound.

Xichen: *meditating*

Yao: *entering with team dimple and a few attendants carrying gifts.*

A-huan

Fuying: congratulations, honorable Zewu Jun.

Xichen: A-Yao.

Yao: let's have our engagement this week, my love.

Xichen: *kneels and lovingly holds A-Yao's hand delicately* I'm so elated to hear that! Of course! Let's get engaged tomorrow.

Yao: sure.

Xichen: *stood up*

Yao: *hugs* I love you so much.

Xichen: I love you too, A-Yao.

Yao: look, I got gifts for you!

Pendants, hair sticks, golden combs and hair brushes, Jade stones, obsidian, gold, opals. Golden intense burners, Jade utensils and tea sets, expensive clothes. More Jade ornaments.

Xichen: waw, A-Yao. I don't need all this.

Xue yang: say thank you!

Mo xuanyu: what do you expect. You're getting married to an emperor.

Su she: darn Lan.

Xichen: A-Yao. *caresses face* all I want is you. The most expensive gifts won't stand a chance in front of you.

Yao: aww. You're so sweet, A-Huan.

Xichen: *lifts chin* can I get a little kiss? Since you're here. Huangdi.

Yao: *blushing* A-Huan, team dimple and my attendants are here.

Xichen: so.

Yao: *buries his head in his chest* er ge.

Xichen: ok ok. I was just teasing the emperor. But I hope he kisses me in private.

Yao: certainly will.

Xichen: what a blessing.

A-Yao I got a gift for you too.

Sit here.

Yao: mn.

Xichen: *puts a diamond necklace around A-Yao's neck*

Yao: *smiling*

Xichen: I know you love shiny and glittery things! So i thought that I would buy you a diamond necklace.

*hands him a mirror*

Yao: A-Huan! It's beautiful! I love it!

Xichen: *lovingly fondles his arms*

Su she: lipsy, team D got some gifts for you to!

Mo xuanyu: as you have to marry us too! Technically.

Xue yang: this will show that you have to share Jiggy with us! And you'll forever be drilled by team D.

These are gag gifts btw.

Xichen: haha, ok Team dimple. Show me what you got.

Mo xuanyu: Lan lips, this is lip paint. Because you're Lan lips.

Xichen: *laughing* lol.

Mo xuanyu: can you wear it one day?

Xichen: but it's bright red.

Mo xuanyu: so.

Yao: I would love to see it.

Xichen: ok, I'll do it for A-Yao.

Su she: here's some underwear. So you can look decent for huangdi.

It might be tight, because I don't know your size.

Xichen: uh....lol...thanks I guess, Su she.

Xue yang: love that gift. Ahahahahahaha.

Yao: Shanshan omg!

Mo xuanyu: why didn't I think of that.

Xue yang: here's a cookbook and an apron.

Xichen: ahahaha, it says kiss the horny Lan.

Xue yang: we all know that you're indeed a horny Lan.

Yao: *laughing*

Xichen: *sighs in amusement* thank you very much team dimple.

Xichen: I wonder what you guys would give each other as gag gifts.

Xue yang: I would give Jiggy heels, so he can look taller.

Yao: and I'll give A-yang a prosthetic pinky finger.

Su she: I'll give Mo xuanyu empty beauty products.

Mo xuanyu: and I'll give Su she a Lan zhan cosplay kit.

Su she: haha, don't you dare. You'll get used to it, Lipsy. We all laugh it out. Lol.

Mo xuanyu; there's no hard feelings.

Yao: yea!

Xue yang: we like to be rough with each other.

Xichen: that's cute. *laughing* I love it.

Yao: mhm. *rests his head on Xichen's shoulder*

Xichen: *glaring lovingly at him*

A-Yao, you know. I have a request.

But I want to tell you privately.

Yao: sure. Tell me.

Fuying.

Fuying and others: excuse us, Huangdi. *rests the gifts down, then exits*

Xichen: I want to do papapa with you. Where you're wearing your most expensive and thinnest robes.

Yao: *flushed red*

Su she: *almost faints, but mxy and xy caught him dramatically*

Xue yang: you want to Fu---

Mo xuanyu: *covers xue yang's mouth* Language.

Xue yang: you want to papapa Jiggy just like that. Lan lips. Oh my god Lan lips.

Su she: I think my blood pressure has raised.

Mo xuanyu: Lan lips, you almost killed Minshan.

Xue yang: he almost killed team dimple.

Yao: *nods* team dimple, what to do with you.

Yao: anyways. *kisses Xichen's nose* I have to go discuss the engagement and wedding details to my staff. I have a lot of planning to do.

Xichen: you don't need to plan, A-Yao Huangdi.

Yao: I must, A-Huan. If you need anything, Xiying is here. We'll hang out later. *blush*

Xichen: ok. I love you.

Yao: I love you too! Let's go team D.

*exits*

Xichen Xiying.

Xiying: yes your Excellency.

Xichen: can you do me a favor, by filing A-Yao's bedroom with roses and cherry blossom petals? Candle light and a hot pot of tea?

Xiying: I certainly will.

Xichen: just a token of love. And he would be tired after planning, so the tea and ambiance will help him relax.

Xiying: you think so much about Huangdi. The staff will do it right away.

~~~

Later on, after planning. A-Yao, team D and his entourage of attendants throdded down the hall.

Huangdi, we delivered the list of delicacies and their recipes to the imperial kitchen.

Yao: excellent.

Huangdi, pearls or sapphires on your engagement garment?

Yao: hmm, pearls.

We started decorating. Do you want to see the grand hall?

Yao: how beautiful. But I would love to be surprised tomorrow.

Yes Huangdi.

We'll be back to give you a beauty treatment, Huangdi.

~~

*enters his room*

His room was beautifully decorated in roses and rose petals, and the floor and bed was covered in cherry blossoms.

Yao: *awestruck* awwwwww

Xue yang: who threw up?

Mo xuanyu: maybe the hananaki monster.

(*hananaki~ a madeup condition where someone who's in love would vomit flower petals)

Su she: can team dimple take credit?

Mo xuanyu: I think we should.

Yao: it's so beautiful!

Xiying: Huangdi, this was a gift from the honorable Zewu Jun.

Yao: *tears up* how thoughtful of him.

Xiying: your tea awaits. He said that you may be tired after planning.

Yao: aw, A-Huan is such a sweetheart.

Su she: we could do better. But at least Huangdi is happy and pampered.

Mo xuanyu: 8/10.

Xue yang: is Lan lips even trying?

Xiying: his Excellency had literally got Huangdi a golden chocolate fountain.

Su she: why not diamond?

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege deserves the best.

Yao: *laughing* guys. Please don't be hard on er ge! I really love his gift!

*sips tea*

Mo xuanyu:  Lan lips does everything imaginable to please you.

Yao: *blush*

Xue yang: ugghh Lan lips! Shanshan, let's go mess with him. *grabs hand*

Su she: let's go!

Mo xuanyu: wait for me!

Yao: *nods* these three, lol.

~~~

Afterwards......

Team dimple trio: *getting into Yao cosplay*

Xue yang: I'm a hotter Jiggy!

Mo xuanyu: no, I'm hotter! And this outfit is more canon.

Su she: shut up. I had perfectly adapted his style.

Xue yang: you wish!

Su she: don't strangle yourself with the hat strings.

Xue yang: you can strangle someone with a hat strap? Wow! I need to use this as a weapon.

Mo xuanyu: please don't. And we got to get ready before that Lan lips get here!

Su she: right!

Xue yang: we're going to mess with him

Mo xuanyu: would he be attracted by us??

Xue yang: nah, we don't have dimples.

Su she: *picks up an ink brush* who says?!

Xue yang: Minshan!!! You're a genius!

Mo xuanyu: oh yes, draw on dimples.

Su she: we're done!!

Xichen: *enters* A-Yao. A-Yao did you love my gift?

A-Yao. Oh great, it's team dimple.

Mo xuanyu: what team dimple. Don't I look like Yaoyao.

Xue yang: don't listen to him. I look like that hot bf of yours.

Su she: this is what you're going to get, before you get engaged to Huangdi.

Xichen: oh my.

But where is A-Yao?

Xue yang: being a diva.

Mo xuanyu: his attendants are giving him a beauty treatment.

Xichen: but you told me that he wants to meet me here, Su she.

Su she: I lied.

Xue yang: the only way we can get you to come, Lan lips.

Xichen: lol.

Why don't I get a beauty treatment?

Mo xuanyu: because you're not the emperor.

Xue yang: everything isn't about you Lan lips.

Yao: *passing along with an entourage of attendants*

(His hair was also in a high messy bun)

Er ge.

Xichen: A-Yao!

Yao: *looking at his crew* hahahaha are you three cosplaying me?!

Mo xuanyu: kinda

Su she: yea sort of.

Xue yang: to annoy the Lan.

Yao: omg. I love the effort. And your drawn on dimples.

Mo xuanyu: we're very dedicated cosplayers.

Yao: you look so cute!

Xichen: aw, I see. You had a spa day.

Yao: nah. I had to do my hair and some steam treatment for my skin.

Xichen: aww cute.

Yao: my facials and everything else has been completed.

Attendant: Huangdi's dimples has its own beauty routine.

With a circular motion massage. For obvious reasons.

Xue yang: and you say that you're not a diva.

Su she: your face is glowing!

Yao: thank you.

Xichen: love you, A-Yao. I can't wait for the engagement ceremony.

Yao: yes. *smile*

Er ge, I'm really in love with your little gift! It's so lovely. *hugs*

Mo xuanyu: little?

Xue yang: looks like a flower murder scene, but ok.

Su she: *not impressed*

Xichen: I didn't do that for you.

It was for A-Yao.

A-Yao, after the engagement and wedding, I can't wait for, you know what I mean.

Yao: *blush*

Xue yang: naughty Lan.

Yao: remind me, Lan lips.

Xichen: starts with n and ends with t.

Mo xuanyu: a net?

Su she: you're going to tie Huangdi up in a net. That's rude.

Xue yang: this Lan has some weird ways of showing love.

Xichen: nuptial night, team dimple.

Yao: *giggles*

Mo xuanyu: you're going to tie him up in a net during your nuptial night????????

Xichen: *sighs* Bodhisattva, give me patience.

Yao: team D. Stop teasing him.

Xichen: anyways, *holds his hands on his*. I hope that I can have a date with the emperor.

Yao: A-Huan. You could.

Su she: why is Lan lips so corny all the time.

Mo xuanyu: hopeless romantic.

Xichen: I must spend time with A-Yao, guys. Maybe under the stars.

Su she: why not under the sun.

Mo xuanyu: are you a vampire?

Xue yang: should I throw garlic at him?

I'll bring a few at the engagement!

Lan lips, I mean no harm.

But you got to let out your secret some how.

Mo xuanyu: you have to be truthful to Yao gege.

Xichen: I'm not a vampire, team dimple.

Xue yang: would a vampire ever say that they are. Unless he's mo xuanyu.

Yao: *cracking up* gosh you three are so random.

Xichen: *sighs* team dimple.

Trio: if you want to stay with Jiggy! You have to survive from team dimple!!

Xichen: I thought I already have.

Xue yang: nah.

Su she: but you tried.

Mo xuanyu: sorry lipsy.

Xichen: lol.

A-Yao, how about we go horseback riding, as an engaged couple.

Yao: *smiling* sounds fun. I would certainly love that.

Su she: oh look, it's the knight in shining Lan robes. *rolls eyes*

Mo xuanyu: awww, so you're not a vampire then? You're ok with the sun.

Xue yang: we stan a cutsleeve vampire, just saying.

Xichen: I was never a vampire, lol.

[rainbowsky]

just replying to your answer about fav bts moments ! they made overtly sexual gestures ? omg i assumed that any blurred out gesture was like the middle finger or something haha

also i agree the make up room is so great for flirty teasing in the latter half as they film and fight each other but also so good for genuine care in the first half with web trying to get xz to eat by saying he won’t either if he doesn’t !

also oh my gosh the kabedon! the kabedon and xz’s flirty lean in and whisper he did before that! how could web resist he didn’t stand a chance

This is in reference to a previous post.

This is an utterly fake story I’m inventing solely for your reading pleasure, Anon. I like making up lewd stories for fun.

There were (at least) two overt sexual gestures in the bts.

GG is talking to the camera and the bts cameraman is focused on him. DD is across from GG, off to the left and outside of the camera’s frame. GG is looking back and forth between DD and the camera as he speaks and shows DD different sorts of finger guns. Suddenly GG gives DD a shocked look and the camera sweeps toward DD. DD is hastily putting his hands to his sides, but not before we catch a glimpse of the gesture he’d been making at GG. 👉👌 GG smirks and then starts singing. (Edit: Here's a link. It's a bit cut off at the beginning but the main parts are there.)

GG and DD are in the cave getting their costumes and makeup done, during which time they have an extremely innuendo-laced discussion. GG speaks in overtly flirtatious tones to DD and gives him flirtatious looks. At one point GG sticks his tongue in his cheek in a very sexually suggestive way and then smirks.

And this is just the overtly sexual stuff that we’ve seen so far. There have been countless flirtatious and sexual comments and jokes made.

DD gesturing for GG to hold his flute out, GG extending it toward DD, DD sticking his finger in the end of it and the two of them giggling like madmen. GG saying it won't fit because it's too thick.

The ‘wet crotch’ moment in the cold pond cave where DD stretches back and raises his hips and GG catches a glimpse of the contours of MW and gives a shocked laugh.

GG talking about how his mom used to smack his bottom and DD asking him if that’s how he got his peach bum. DD later smacking it and saying that he’s going to help GG keep his peach bum.

GG and DD talking about the golden core extraction using ‘ball’ as a pun on ‘core’ and joking about it as a testicle removal surgery. GG telling DD he can still fuck with one testicle, DD saying, “Yeah, but not as hard.”

DD teasing GG about his ‘chocolate nipples’.

GG and DD discussing the script, GG saying they need to find a place to sleep, DD saying, “Sleep with me.” GG replying, "Are you lacking love?" and DD saying the famous, "Zhan ge, didi ai ni!"

Cold springs river, GG repeatedly filling his sword scabbard with water and using it to ‘pee’, saying it looks obscene. GG using his sword to pee on DD, both of them giggling about his sword peeing so much.

The many times they sheathed and unsheathed their swords repeatedly in suggestive ways, giving knowing looks and laughing.

I’m sure I’m forgetting loads of them. There were countless of these kinds of things in the bts. I’ll keep adding them as I remember them.

DD suggestively stroking an umbrella until GG points at the camera, at which point he stops and gives his gremlin smile and then pretends to be using the umbrella as a baseball bat.

GG and DD having a sort of contest to see if they can locate and poke each other's nipples through their clothing in one try. DD immediately hitting GG in the exact right spot.

Of course, I’m totally making this all up. There is no existing footage you will find anywhere online to verify any of these silly stories.