Dante after being in a coma for a month straight.
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“Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.” Morph is sporting a new crop top-- which was rather odd since all they needed to do was make one on themselves. Wearing clothes not made of themselves was rare, but damn did they work it. "What do you think?"
He glanced up from the newspaper he’d been reading at the sound of someone approaching. Oh, it was Morph. Alright. He’d been about to go back to reading when they spoke.
“I think it’s a shirt, Morph.” He replied. He's never been a fashion connoisseur. He likes durable, practical, and comfortable. Mostly plain colours. The occasional band shirt or Harley shirt, and a small pile of T-shirts made for him by the kids, jeans, and some sturdy boots.
Oh, and the cowboy hat. Can't forget that.
That about rounded out his attire on any given day. He generally didn’t think much of it.
“Or, half’a one.”
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nuketowncryptid submitted:
on his back like a pathetic little bug
WHERE HE BELONGS!!!!!!
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What was considered peak masculinity back in the 2000s is now considered as little meow meow energy in 2024
This clearly shows how far we've progressed and become even more improved versions of ourselves.
As for this godly man, he's still as fiery and yet so sweet even two decades later, if not more, as he was all those years ago.
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I spent an ungodly amount of time making this. Hello lgbt community
[Image ID: A gif made on PicMix consisting of a screenshot from Gravity Falls of Ford Pines yelling at Bill Cipher with pink glittery text reading "DIVORCE", animated flames, glittery tears coming from both of their eyes, several animated broken heart gifs, and a glitter overlay edited on. End ID.]
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"want to learn more about this project? join our discord!" explode. "want to download this game? join our discord!" explode. "want to play this mod? join our discord!" explode. "need questions answered? join our discord!" EXPLODE.
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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes
my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us
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