#Okita is a fucking badass

[butterkofiinthemorning]

I just checked if Fate/Type Redline updated and Li Shuwen and Mori's fight really didn't disappoint. I kinda forgot that it updates once a month.

Plus I like Okita's face here and the succeeding panels of her. She's such a layered character outside of being goofy in the game. It's probably part of her, but whenever her side is like this - I'm looking forward to what's more to come.

Aww, well I always thought how would it play out if it's with her original Master.

It's kind of funny, I thought this was Izo for some reason with the moon thing. I may reread Koha Ace for this.

Damn gurl, I love you... I can't wait for the OkiNobu fight!

[fatallucidity]

Could you possibly write a NSFW one shot with Okita(ROR) x Reader? I'm weak for that man

Okita x reader nsfw request

I’m also kinda into him not gonna lie- I think it’s how he’s basically a cat boy. Just badass.

Warnings: spicy, nsfw, making out, passionate sex, rough sex, slow then hard, mating press, neck kissing, marking, dick riding, biting kink

You throw your head back, moaning like a wanton slut at how good it is. You don’t even care about being quiet anymore, not when you’re riding him as he’s so expertly guiding your hips. Whenever he does this you become putty in his hands, your hips rolled and rocked however he wants.

“Ahhh~ O-Okita…”

He smirks as he looks up at you, his red eyes shining with a predatory satisfaction.

“Yeah? You like that baby girl? Say my name~”

He suddenly thrusts up, shoving himself deeper, massaging your spot over and over in sickening pleasure.

“Ahhhh!!! Okita!!”

“Good girl.”

Okita loves when you’re like this, submissive, pliable, obedient. It turns him on like nothing else does. His hands grip your hips as he thrusts up into you, over and over and over. You moan when his teeth and lips work at your neck, leaving hickeys as a sign to everyone that you’re his.

He groans, then whimpers, shaking as you clench around him.

“Oooh..,, f-fuck babe…. Ahhh… you feel so good..”

He whimpers as he thrusts harder, driving you closer to that edge you so desperately want to fall over.

“Okita… ahh… Okita.. Okita.”

You chant his name like a holy mantra, the only thing you can even think about besides just how deep he is inside of you. He growls, flipping you over onto your back. Your legs are slung over his strong, beautifully toned shoulders, and he starts pounding into you even harder.

By this point you can’t even speak, only able to scream and whine in ecstasy. His mouth devours yours, whining and moaning into your mouth with no shame as he takes what ever he wants from you however he wants.

He pulls away, panting desperately for air.

“Baby… you’re so good.. so good for me…”

His thrusts leave you gasping and crying, his breath on your neck as he fights to breathe between his passionate movements.

Just as you feel the tears, he slows, going slow and passionate. He moans against your neck, his breaths shuddering and deep.

“Baby… I’m… I’m gonna-“

He cuts himself off with a guttural moan, whimpering as he keeps moving just a bit more to help you both ride it out. His warm body collapses onto yours, whimpering from the sheer force of your collective orgasms.

“Baby… you’re the best ever… damn.”

He chuckles slyly, dangerously, and you know from your time spent together this means….

“But I ain’t done with you yet, baby girl.”

This was my first nsfw! Hope you enjoyed!

[lermisv4]

So I started reading Fate/Type Redline recently and now I’m checking almost every day to see if there is a new chapter because the wait is KILLING me. I absolutely adore the artstyle, I like how the servants are all presented as mysterious even though we already know their backstories, I like the art composition, I like how Nobunaga looks like a goddamn demon who sits naked on her throne in the middle of a military base because who the fuck is going to challenge her, I like how you can feel the chemistry between Oryou and Ryouma and how ethereal Oryou is, I like how Okita can go from sugar to ice in a flash, I like how she and the protagonist finally come to an understanding, I like how Tsukumo is honestly and unironically a badass, I like how Izou is portrayed at being at low fucking bottom, I like how Maxwell’s demon looks suspicious as F, I love the attitude Li Shuwen’s master has, I love everything. I can’t wait to see where this goes.

[filteredrays]

I have some Thoughts about this woke fgo situation that kind of exploded on Reddit yesterday. I will now bring these thoughts over here so I have content for this blog again:

the sheer amount of waifuism in this game is absurd. treating it like just another waifu game when there's probably one of the best main stories in anime-adjacent materials is just ridiculous. this ain't the touhou gacha-- the plot is so fucking solid it could stand on its own even without the fate branding added to it.

waifuists are killing fgo and anime as a whole and I'm sick and tired of it. stop giving us artoria faces. stop giving us female characters that are designed to be fapbait and bastardizations of other established characters for the sake of the straight man's boner.

did we need another okita alter with a fucking child? did we need Zenobia to be in bikini armor and Molay to be "perverted for sexual pleasure?" absolutely not. and yet, here we are. six years in and there's still not a single male summer alt, the one thing people have been asking for literal years for dw to implement, and nothing. costumes are cool, but they're just not cutting it anymore.

it wouldn't even be so much of a problem if the treatment of genders was even slightly equal, but women get more hype and are more often sexualized for the enjoyment of the adult players, while men get scraps and those scraps that we do get are few and far between.

especially considering how few men we're getting lately. there have been exactly three this year. Oberon, whose popularity after lb6 especially is still palpable in the fanbase today, Percival, who is admittedly less popular but still pretty well received by most I've spoken with, and Muramasa, whose release broke the SQ shop.

it's even more frustrating because, while the amount of male character enjoyers is pretty small in comparison to waifuists, the desire for them is still very much there. second Arjuna Alter rateup when, DW?

anyway, release more male servants and stop wasting badass designs on NPCs. and stop genderbending every male historical figure too, while you're at it. it stopped being interesting after stay night.

you may now downvote this post and call me a hypocrite for simping for a man with his tits out.

[cokris]

I FINALLY SAW THE RK MOVIE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!

And of course I have feelings

Also, I never saw the OVA really (just AMVS I think?) so I don't know the names of anybody

Spoilers I guess?

Reactions in real time:

- uhhhhhhhhhhhhh hot damn! he just kills everyone, so different from all the other movies where he just... hurts them

- oh hi there actor that I can't remember your name but I remember you from Alice in Borderlands (Nijiro I think?) and bonus long haired and cigarrete free Saito :)

- oh hi there other actor that I also can't remember your name but I remember you from the shogi movie with Kamiki (And the Jojo live action that I'm looking everywhere to watch but can't find... Issei Takahashi I think is your name?)

- awwww bb kubota, dying again, awwww (although... if you love someone and want to live... like... pretend to be dead, I won't care if people call you a coward, you'd be alive)

- first meeting with Tomoe yeahhhh!!

- oh wow... that's not the face I'd made if someone splashed blood over me like... I guess emotionless face just doesn't work for me (also the fainting was...something)

- haha... this is not a brothel XD heartless killer roasted by the land lady

- oh, less expresionless face, I'm starting to like her. And I like that she questions Kenshin's killing policy

- How can they walk in that? I'd be falling all over the place

- As someone who rarely smiles around strangers... that was rude dude

- Do they have like...2 sets? oh ok no, they went out to the streets as I was writing this

- oh wow Shisengumi are badass (are they shisengumi? My brain can't keep up with all the the political divisions)

- FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! I love those "whoosh whoosh" sounds that swords make... oh no he is hurt, will he die? I hope not. A wild Saito appeared!

- Yeah, that Kenshin vs Saito is for the next movie. Go dye your hair Saito and wait for your turn

- How is Okita struting his way into the city when he was spitting his guts up 5 minutes ago?

(Also, I don't know if this is a tkr thing but I love how he always is freaking eating, does he puts this in his contract?)

- Awww this was a cruel foreshadowing

- Katsura the matchmaker <3

- Oh so enemies to fake dating to lovers trope? I don't remember it being like that but ok. Domestic Kenshin is best Kenshin

- "You're eating hungrily" (I don't know if my translations are correct) but yeah of course he is eating like that, Amuse doesn't feed him that's why he left

- OMG CONFESSION!!!!!!!!!!!!

- WAIT WHAT? Ok that was unexpected. A wild Enishi appeared

- Shouldn't you be asking how the brother found her? Aren't you supposed to be like... incognito?

- She wasn't supposed to find the weakness, she will become the weakness (I went "oh no!" and then "wait... I already know this why am I surprised?")

- What?! how?! Is this the mountain from Kimetsu no Yaiba? The one where tanjirou trains? like...what?!

- The fuck is happening right now? I guess this is where the budget went. EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE!!!

- Oh no!!!

(I thought the first movie choose a wrong shot but omg...please girl emote a little more, at least flinch a little, they are killing you! And you were doing good so far)

- Why does she cut him though? Was it for the aesthetic? The symmetry?

- Is it Shishio? They are talking about Shishio right? The one who is as good as Kenshin with the sword?

- Why doesn't he bury her? Or cremates her? Oh he does cremate her but of course like that because he is dramatic AF.

- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now we are back to the beginning...literally. Nice

- I can't believe is been 10 years since the first movie...time sure flies

- ngl, I'M LOVING this loop, now this scene has even more impact

- 10 years alright

- I'm kinda crying *///*

Aw man... all in all, I liked it, it kind of dragged a little but I liked it (better than The Final, that one was a bit too much fight and not too much story. Good action movie, not so much to my liking storywise)

If I had to rank them...then: 1-5-3 (for the 4vs1 fight that I ADORE)-2-4. Maybe 3-2 are tied because the fight scenes in those are amazing and of course...Masha

I still remember when tkr was announced as Kenshin and people went "him?" but now, he became the character, he is Kenshin. This movie made me feel nostalgic and I wish it had a longer run in the theaters but can't deny I'm glad I could watch it in my country via Netflix at least.

4 scars out of 5 for this movie :)

[cyborg-squid]

I just started reading Record of Ragnarok (Shuumatsu no Valkyrie) and I’m already in love with it, it’s like taking the pure hype shit of Fate fight scenes and injecting it right into your veins in the most badass tournament arc ever! It’s like if you turned the concept of “fighting spirit” into cocaine and then snorted it off the blade of a katana. 

It shares a bunch of characters with Fate too, so far Lu Bu and Sasaki Kojiro sync up really well with their Fate counterparts, and also is slated to feature Leonidas, Okita Souji, Kintoki, Shi Huang Di, Tesla, Jack the Ripper, and Rasputin. And it has their own AMAZING version of Adam, the first human!

I recommend every Fate fan go check it out, it’s on most manga sites and isn’t a hard read by any means, it’s hot blooded seinen action! It’s not just the action too, it’s got some great characters, excellent designs (though some are like Baki-adjacent in terms of fucked up muscles), and some hilarious expressions (Brunhilde is fucking great). 

[queengurako]

About Okita Souji’s birthday

According to Okita Family’s Legend, Souji was born during a thunderstorm or a solar eclipse. We always doubt about his birthyear. 1842 or 1844 ? The family register told he was born in summer. It’s the only thing we surely know. If we followed the legend there is actually a solar eclipse during 1842. 

In Shinsengumi Makoto I found this information : 

Family legend has it that Okita was born during either a terrible thunderstorm or during a solar eclipse. And it appears that there was indeed a solar eclipse in June of 1842, the year now most commonly given as his birthyear.

The problem is I found nothing during June of 1842 concerning a solar eclipse. (I had a false joy concerning June 26 because there have been a solar eclipse…and it’s the International Day in Supports of Victimes of Torture…please let me laugh at the irony of Souji the killer born during this day XD but nope it was in 1824 T__T). The only solar eclipse during summer 1842 I found was in July 8 which you can find on wikipedia (Solar eclipse of July 8, 1842 ). You even can find a map : 

In 1844, there was also a partial solar eclipse (June 16) but Japan was never concerned by it (follow this link to have more information and check the map you would see the difference between the previous one ). Moreover in Hakuouki, the creators chose 1842 as Souji’s birthyear. So let’s keep 1842 !

However, I’ve got a doubt about July 22, 1842 (10 July, 1842 in old calendar) because it was a partial lunar eclipse and Japan was touched by it…but Okita’s family register said it was during a solar eclipse. So let’s follow the legend (bcz Soji IS a legend). Even if I don’t exclude this date on my mind. 

Though, I needed an another confirmation about this. Also because Shinsengumi-no-makoto and the “a solar eclipse in June of 1842″ gave me doubt and I have to check the Japanese Lunar Calendar.

Believe me it’s awfuuul ! I tried to understand all the Month table but keep in mind I could do a mistake. Anyway ! In 1842, the six month of lunar calendar was July and began in…7/08 !!

Although I don’t speak Japanese (I can just read hiragana and a little katana), I did some research to see if the solar eclipse is mentionned somewhere. This following page explained that Soji could be born in June 1 of lunar calendar, according to the legend but also the searcher Yoishi Tsuri.[nb :  If someone who speak Japanese could confirme me this information with a good translation…it would help me a lot !!!]

By the way one of my friend told me July 8 of 1842 was a new moon, so a new lunar month…which is fucking badass for Okita to her and I completely agreed ^^

SO ! What can we conclude ? (with my horrible english and I’m very sorry for everyone who tried to read me)

Okita Suoji was born in summer of 1842 or 1844.

The legend told us he was born during a solar eclipse.

A total solar eclipse occured on July 8, 1842. 

Shinsengumi-no-makoto and the Japanese blog explain that Okita Souji was born in June. Precisely on June 1 of the Japanese lunar calendar.

June of the lunar calendar of 1842 began July 8, 1842.

And guess what…? Soraichi gave THAT date of birth for Okita Sougo in Gintama 8D !!

(sorry but I couldn’t resist for this gif)

In conclusion, for historical legend, Hakuouki and Gintama… Okita Souji was born July 8, 1842 : the first day of the sixth month of Tenpou 13.

And his astrological sign is Cancer. 

Now do what you want with these informations :D

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/!\  Keep in mind I could do mistakes even if I did some researchs and checked them. So please if you have others informations (with the Japanese link or others japanese blogs or anything else) or corrections…please share it !  Let’s talk !

Also don’t forget the real birth date of Okita Souji is still unknown. All of this topic is based on deductions from sources. If we know he was born in summer the birthyear was not written in the family register. All of these researchs were done to find if the solar eclipse was a historical fact and to determine Okita’s birthday in Japanese lunar calendar.  It’s also an help for people who want to write fanfictions about Okita, who are curious about him (or even why Sorachi chooses this day for Sougo’s birthday) or who love Souji. From Hakuouki or any fandom where he appears <333</p>

/!\ . . .

If you want to go further @fuckyeahbakumatsu and @fierce-little-miana talked about Soji’s birthday and Soji’s astrological sign in this post :)

Sources : 

- List of Solar eclipses in the 19th century - wikipedia eng. - Okita Soji - wikipedia (eng, fr, jap) - Okita Soji - Shinsengumi no Makoto. - Solar eclipse of July 8, 1842 - wikipedia eng. - Total Solar eclipse of 8 July, 1842 - Moonblink.  - Partial Lunar eclipse of 22 July, 1842 - Moonblink. - Okita Sougo - Gintama wikia. - Japanese Date conversion. - Tsuri Yoishi - amazon japanese page. -  沖田総司の生まれた日(？)

[blackcatanna]

First impressions of Hakuoki characters:

Hijikata: Sebastian from Black Butler realness. Is mean but in a reluctant way. Like a Mum who is in charge of discipline because her husband (Kondou) is incapable of laying down the law. I like him but I would like him more if the game wasn't sucking his dick so hard. He has good hair. Please don't kill me, Hijikata!

Okita: He is handsome (duh) but seems a bit too eager to kill his own men... Ugh, now he's making me thank him. His idea of humour is threatening to kill you. He's like an old cackling witch who was shunned by the world and is taking it out on anyone he has power over. I enjoy him but I find it hard to relate to someone who takes pleasure in tormenting the helpless. Big dom energy. Probably enjoyed tying you up a bit too much. I want to fight back but I have a feeling that there is no script for bratty Chizuru. :'(

Saito: The Chosen One. He is dangerous but also adorable. He saved mah life *swoons*. He is HELPFUL. He has beautiful impractical hair. He is CONCISE. He is POLITE. He just seems like a great person to have around... If he's on your side (R.I.P. Itou). Alas, we can never be wed, for he is already married to his sword... Or maybe it's Hijikata... Or Okita... Or tofu. He has a lot of commitments.

Harada: He has red hair. Me like red hair. I feel like all three of them are way too casual about my impending doom. Not getting friendly vibes here. However, it turns out that he's pretty great! A bit too chirpy for my liking, though. Because I'm a miserable bitch (goth), I guess. The baka trio are all more boisterous and outgoing than I would be comfortable being around but I like them on their own. Harada is my favourite, though. Definitely the Mum of the trio. I guess that makes him the cool aunty of the Shinsengumi? He has the best Kazama burns and I will always love him for that.

Heisuke: I wish that the others would stop treating him like a child. Maybe they would if he stopped taking their bait. He's the most openly friendly of the group and that means a lot when you're surrounded by new people (and are being held against your will). He looks like an angry wildcat. I like cats so that's fine, I guess.

Kazama: Ew. Can you tell that I don't like him? Fuck this wannabe nonce. Actually, no! Don't fuck him! That's what he wants! Just stab him real good. He cannot control his temper. I do not respect that. He is racist. He is too scared of rejection to court a girl and get consent. He is really handsome but he has the worst personality so I feel no attraction to him at all. Not even for a hate fuck. No. Go away.

Nagakura: Ah, the classic pervert! We love a slut! I kept forgetting who he was, though. Sorry. Clearly, he has hidden depths but I have yet to find out what those are. Is a little bit too violent. Needs to calm tf down. I don't really have much else to say about first impressions. At first, the baka trio were just loud, wacky background noise.

Sannan: Seems fine, I guess... Fairly reasonable. If he was such a sweet, fluffy bunny before his injury, why was everyone so scared of him? He has a pleasantly calm aura. However, he needs to work on his diplomacy. Demanding blood while brandishing a sword is extremely un-chill of him. I also enjoy wandering around eerily in the middle of the night so we have that in common. Definitely gives off sinister vibes.

Yamazaki: Ninja Nurse Mum! He is clever, selfless, dedicated and reliable! He deserves a better hairstyle XD Sorry Yamazaki! The rat tail is not a strong look but he probably has more important things to worry about like SAVING LIVES and coming up with new moves to shout out in combat. I am excited to do his route because he deserves all the happiness.

Iba: The most beautiful one. He's rich, good looking, friendly and has had a crush on you for years. He also rescues you from the Shinsengumi on numerous occasions to hang out and eat delicious desserts. He's very cute. Definitely too good to be true. Everyone has a dark side and it concerns me when someone locks theirs away so much. Or maybe he really is that 2D. Iba is so perfect that they had to give him the Demon Arm of Horniness because they didn't want to tarnish him with a human flaw. I would probably be obsessed with him if he was real but, as a character, I don't find him that interesting.

Sakamoto: I still have no idea who this man is. He creeps me out, though. I don't remember why, I just remember being creeped out when you first meet him. Maybe he should mind his own business.

Souma: Puppy? Who threw this poor guy to Harada and Nagakura? Wow, I finally have underlings. However, they are probably not here against their will. He looks scared so he must have some brains. I haven't played his route yet so I don't know much about him.

Nomura: Horny Puppy! This isn't really a first impression (except for in the sense that all of my impressions are initial because I haven't played much with him in yet) and is totally spoilery but there's a bit in Edo Blossoms where they're making fun of him for being terrible with women and how it'll take him ten years to figure them out. At the time, I thought, "Bit harsh, guys. He could very easily die tomorrow and then he'll never get any." AND THEN HE DID. Die, that is. Not get laid. R.I.P.

Kondou: Married to Hijikata. They have loads of terrible children. Fun Dad. Thinks that he's a cool Dad but there are no cool Dads. Everyone talks about how nice he is and how everyone loves him but it's hard to appreciate that when he's debating whether or not to feed you to Okita. Turns out, he is kind but very busy. Definitely a secret badass. Very secret. He gives off friendly bear vibes.

Inoue: Friendly Grandad who is way younger than he looks. Not datable so he is mostly in the background, just being kind, helpful and dependable. He is warm but calm and comforting to be around.

Shimada: Gruff undatable anime guy who is not a bishie and so his brave and heroic acts often go unnoticed.

Motoyama: Bless him for trying to be a wingman. Why is he so scared of the Shinsengumi? Scary poor people with swords? He is very good at his job. Needs to calm down with the winks and nudges.

Itou: This Bitch. He could be fabulous but he loses points for mocking the disabled. He's Regina George. Except he actually dies. Is very camp. Would be great to go shopping with him. Not necessarily gay but is the gay best friend you deserve, not the gay best friend you asked for. Is a bitch but also sometimes the only sane person in the room. He's not reading you, he's just being real with you because you're Shinsengumi Sisters.

Miki: Bitch by Association. "Darling." Doesn't seem totally evil, just trying to do his best by his brother. Relies on tough guy image. Doing his job but happens to be on team Bitch. Also, he is a handsome boi.

Takeda: Fabulous Cunt. Should be too beautiful to be such a disaster human and yet here we are. Starts off as a bit of a prick, ends up (spoilers) feasting on the flesh of innocents... Is that a glow up? He's a dirty cop. Nobody likes him X_X :'(

Shiranui: GUNS! SHOOTY SHOOTY! He has a lot of aggression and he channels it through his GUNS. He always looks somewhat maniacal. Needs to take a chill pill.

Amagiri: Infuriatingly calm enemy with infuriating facial hair. He seems pretty chill and not bloodthirsty so... Good? He punched Heisuke, though, so RAAAAAAAWR!!!!

Kodo: Worst Dad. Scalpels > kunai. Took a level in WTF while he was away (hopefully he wasn't always like that).

Kaoru: Why can't I dress like that? :'( Definitely evil.

Sen: Hey, don't tell me off for protecting you! Can we be best friends?! I'M SO STARVED OF FEMALE CONTACT!!! More of this queen, please. She is powerful, kind and she is honest! I wanted to run away with her while Saito and Heisuke were away :') But the game didn't let me :'(

Kimigiku: GOALS. Why can't I be disguised as a geisha (except for that one time) :'( GET THIS QUEEN A ROUTE. She is beauty she is grace. I wish that I looked more like a woman and less like a child. I want her to be my friend too. She can teach me her womanly arts!

Chizuru!: She's fine. Much less annoying than she could easily be. Too pure for this world. A fine example of woman (well, she looks like a child). Her disguise is useless. Pretends not to be thirsty but rushes past Itou to see shirtless men. HMMMMMMM.

[onestubbornlass]

If the Hakuoki characters were a real family...

Hijikata: uptight mom hen

Kondou: Aloof and out of touch dad

Gen: everybody’s kind bad ass grandpa.

Saito: the quiet takes things too seriously brother

Shin: that one cousin you just can’t keep sober

Harada: everybody’s loveable older brother

Okita: that one brother who isn’t afraid to prank his siblings but if anyone else messes with them is willing to kill the idiots.

Sanan: the creepy uncle everybody stays away from

Heisuke: the youngest brother always in trouble; is never serious

Chizuru: the defenseless little sister who always needs protection unless you touch her man then hell hath no fury than her; twin

Iba: the cousin who rarely shows up unless in town

Kazama: the adopted obsessed with chizuru perverted cousin

Kaoru: twin that cross dresses; wants to be a girl and hates his sister for it

Ibuki: the twice removed cousin; left the family to become an artist

Sen: the adorable cousin who is the only truly sane one of the bunch

Shiranui: the cousin who loves weapons too much

Yamazaki: the badass ninja uncle the kids never know is coming

Amagiri: the uncle that has no more fucks to give.

Koudou: the one you-never-mention-him uncle that’s locked up in the asylum

Itou: Sannan's wife, hates the rest of the family, but pretends to love them just for appearances. Expresses his love for his nieces and nephews by giving them money and material possessions; aka that aunt that just always seems to have fuck tons of money and expensive shit. Always****

Sakamoto: the very popular amongst the ladies cousin

Takeda: definitely gay but will never say, stick up his ass genius cousin who everybody hates

Souma: wants to be the best to protect his family type of brother

Miki: The Sister-in-Law (on Itou’s side) that everyone tolerates who always buys Gucci products and wears it to every single family gathering, arriving fashionably late by exactly 35 minutes.**

Kodo’s furies: Kodo’s asylum buddies who believe Kodo is the savior, tries to break out of the asylum but gets killed.

Shimada: the uncle who’s everyone’s best friend and who everyone asks to baby sit.

[razberryyum]

A Gintama episode a day keeps the ending away...Episode 78

Episode Title: People Who Are Picky About Food Are Also Picky About People, Too

MY 15 FAVORITE MOMENTS IN EPISODE 78 (manga chaps 115 and 116):

Warning: lotsa Hijikata fangirling ahead. Prepare to join in or be sick. Also, boo to the anime team for leaving out one of the cutest and most important moments from the manga: first time ever Okita wishing death on Hijikata. It was nothing short of criminal leaving out that scene! 

1) On the one hand, I understand Kondou’s shock at Sougo’s defeat was genuine and yet another indication of just how strong Okita was, but on the other, he was still being pretty melodramatic. After all, Sougo was just hurt, not dead.

2) And the reason for why Sougo was hurt. All hail The Queen!

3) Shinpachi freaking out over the photographic evidence.

4) Definitely less disgusting than drenching everything with ketchup. Not to mention, Kewpie mayo is not bad. Definitely loads better than Miracle Whip.

5) The Hijikata vs. Kitaouji fight was pretty cool, especially how it went from 0 to 100 in blink of an eye. 

6) He’s so beautiful even when his beautiful face is all marked up with beautiful bruises.

7) Kitaouji’s old school eyes looked more like puckered lips to me, but Hijikata’s butts comments was of course funnier. 

8) I remember watching this episode with my cousin and we both just screamed as soon as young Toshirou appeared.

9) I actually prefer how Kondou looks now. He looked just like any random background character back then, but present day Kondou is definitely more distinctive and handsome.

10) We screamed again just seeing baby Sougo’s back.

11) HESOPRECIOUSIDIED!!!!

12) How can anyone look that beautiful with their face all fucked up???? He’s just not human. I miss his long hair so much. Just imagining him with that hair in his Shinsengumi uniform is enough to make my knees go weak.

13) Hijikata’s awesome KO move.

14) Just because.

15) Toujou had such a badass intro into the fight. I remember being shocked at his cold betrayal of Minamito. Who knew he would turn out to be such a goofy dork? 

SHIPS TALLY: 

Kondou x Otae: naturally since he’s here for her.

Kondou x Hijikata: there’s obviously a lot of love and respect shared between them. I of course can only interpret it as brotherly love, but I absolutely understand if others interpret it differently since there’s ample evidence to support that view too.

Disclaimer: Gintama is not only about shipping. Gintama is hilarious, clever, exciting, poignant, heart-breaking, loving, brilliant, and just completely unbelievably amazing.  It is only due to Sorachi-sama’s immense generosity that I am able enjoy Gintama on an extra another level, the shippy level, and I am forever grateful for that. GINTAMA IS LIFE AND LOVE.

3/19/2019

[ankaa-avarshina]

Answer all the questions! I want to know all of your faves lol

( I actually just realized most of these mostly cater to the anime fans... and sadly I am not well versed in that so... shit, not gonna answer those I got none for. Gonna answer mostly from the game’s perspective )

1. Favourite servant?

- definitely, in order, Cursed Arm, Nobunaga, Medea, Hessian Lobo, Medusa, Nightingale, Jing Ke, Asterios, and a tie between Artoria Alter, Jeanne Alter, and Ex Alter. Special mention to my boy, Nobukatsu.

2. Favourite master?

- mostly fem protag, then, find her cuter. But I will say, Sakura interests me a bit from the anime (not even sure if she’s a master... I gotta watch this some day)

5. Which game/light novel/manga is your favourite in the series?

- Grand Order... it’s literally the only one I play and know about in the series

6. Favourite anime adaptation?

- Again, can’t really not too keen... though I guess Heaven’s Feel... as it showcases my Hassan husband there, and badass Medusa moments. (also Carnival Phantasm... they gotta make more similar spin-offs like that... its fun to see a non-violent cutesy/funny time between those chars, y’know)

8. Do you have a fate/oc? Describe them!

- I don’t... but I DO intend to make some... since some mythological figures are included here, I had some old concepts based on the Moirai (the Greek sisters of Fate)that IMO kinda fit Fate’s design and lore well.

9. Favourite servant/servant ship?

- Nobunaga and Okita. I’m sinking with this ship, saying that now. ...oh and Marie x Jeanne and Jalter x Salter.

11. Favourite master/servant ship?

- Oh this time I can say one thing from the anime: Medea and Soichirou. Carnival Phantasm really made me love it a lot more.

12. Name your notp.

- Anything involving Nobu with anyone other than Okita is a huge no to me.

13. Name a part of fate/ that makes you salty.

- ...do I really gotta say it? A huge part of this franchise makes me salty, but mostly: Historical design inaccuracy and too much genderbends and lolification that is very obviously made solely for fanservice. (Don’t even bother defending or explaining shit to me. No matter what reason the creators made up to justify all that, it’s a stupid thing regardless.)

14. If you could change something from the canon, what would you?

- Game-wise: Make Stheno and Euryale respect their goddamn little sister a lot more, make Blackbeard not so fucking stupidly cringey, just make him realistically cringey and not “LOLOL OMGWTFBBQ” cringey, fix certain sexualized or inaccurate designs (looking at you, Cleopatra)... I could go on.

Anime-wise: Remove Shinji. I dunno EVERYTHING about him, but I already know he’s a jerkwad and so does Medusa, so fuck this bih.

16. Name a servant you want to beat up.

- Blackbeard. And Stheno. And Blackbeard. Maybe Orion (and Artemis). Also Blackbeard. Kinda bit of Gilgamesh too... have I mentioned Blackbeard?

[lilyths-blog1]

🌹 all of dem

Symbol Meme. — (( @multafata

🌹 = my opinion on your character.

Ohhh boy.

Leviathan: A good boy. I love him. He’s goofy and sad and deserves to be happy.

Loki: Little king trash mouth. Stinky garbage man but I love him anyways because he’s doing his best to be good.

Ren: Haven’t seen much of him yet but I already love him.

Achilles: Very good, big bro material. 

Caster Gil: Good king, I’m love—

Archer Gil: Nasty boi, bad temper, but I love him too.

Merlin: Stinky magic flower man.

Amakusa: Has done nothing wrong in his life ever, I know this and love him.

Fenrir: The goodness, softest, bestest big wolf bro.

Caster Cu: Show me what those runes do boi—

Cu alter: Scary angery dog whom I love and wish would come home.

Lancer Cu: LANCER GA SHINDA— He is big smirky, therefore one of the best boys.

Samael: I LOVE,, ONE (1) VAMPIRE,, AND I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY.

Okita Alter: She’s cute,, I like her. I don’t know too much about her but, you write her wonderfully either way.

Locke: Grumpy Oji-san who deserves better.

Xander: He’s doin his best, and the halidom should appreciate him more.

Hrid: MMMM. YES.

Venus: Wife material. She’s happy and bouncy and I love her lots.

Billy: OLD TOWN ROAD INTENSIFIES. Also a masochist that I have way too much fun picking on with Raijin.

Erebus: Edgy angery boi. I love him too tho.

Shirou: He’s good. Don’t know anything about prisms illya (I think thats what yours is from,) but he’s okay.

Robin Hood: I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have a crush on the old school Disney fox Robin Hood. This has not changed since discovering fate Robin Hood. I would still bang.

Persephone: Beautiful. I love her. Yes, the best wife.

Bakugou: He reminds me of you sometimes therefore I must love him.

Charlemagne: BIG UWU BRO AND I LOVE HI M SO FUCKING MUCH GODDDD—

Beowulf: I like this man. Even tho he spooked me and gave me hope on cu alters banner and is forever sentenced to the second archive.. I like him.

Archimedes: Im still angery at him because of Extella. But I also have a raging hate boner for him.. I want to punch his smug face but I would also like to sit on it.

Hijikata: BB B IG BERSERKER MAN,, N I CE,,,

Enkidu: Chaotic clay friend whom I also love.

Toshiro: Smol ice man. I like him.

Tier: Shark lady with big boobies. I know nothing about her aside from this save that she’s apparently badass and people like her a lot??

Grimmjow: Grumpy cat’s humansona.

Aizawa: My spirit animal, but human.

Dabi: He is a bad boy, but that is okay because I like him anyways.

[randomshipshere]

OP: With Gintama ending (maybe), I figured I should make a negative list before a positive one. I mean no hate with this list, but let’s face it. When it comes to a comedy show, it brings out flaws that can either be appealed as endearing or annoying. Of course with this list, I won’t be putting in the obvious disliked characters like the Tendoshuu or Sada Sada. But the characters that do have their good points, but their bad points stick out to me more. Though for petty reasons.

11 Gintama Characters I like the least

11. Seita

- Seita is a good kid, but then he did that annoying trope of refusing to leave a dangerous situation despite being completely useless there and was more useful elsewhere. During that whole sob speech, I kept yelling, “LEAVE! LEAVE! What the hell do you expect to be able to do for Gintoki?! Take your mother away! Gawd dammit!”  

10. Katsura Kotaro

- It’s mainly because his jokes fall flat for me, and to be honest, he’s not all that interesting of a character. If anything, he’s the least interesting of the Joui4. I mainly see him as this third-wheeler to Gintoki’s and Takasugi’s intense bromance rivalry (when Takasugi and him aren’t at each other’s throats which happened like twice), and Sakamoto has better charisma to be entertaining. Basically compared to the potential BL hardcore and Vine turned Youtube star, he’s a meme. To be fair, he does have quite the sad backstory and has shown to be quite the badass, but...He’s mostly a meme.

9. Kozenigata Heiji

- There is a list of characters that had an arc centered around them, but didn’t leave a strong impression on me to form any real judgement. He was part of that list until he suddenly became an essential character after the Shogun Assassination arc. And he’s a fine character who gives something to the diversity of the Gintama cast, but his slow unnecessary monologues grate on my impatience, and honestly, his arc was kinda funny, but mostly bland. 

8. Mahha Noriko

- She only showed up for one episode, so should’ve been part of the list, too, but she just left me feeling so annoyed, and it got worse when I found out that she was an OC from a fan of the show who won a contest. The reason for this reaction is because I have seen people create interesting OCs that I would love to see be part of a show. Mahha has no good creativity in her design, in her personality, character or anything really. She’s just this motivated yet dumb inefficient amanto who’ll die if she doesn’t go fast, but looks like she’ll die just from her loud, fast-addicted stupidity instead. I definitely wish someone else’s OC was picked because this girl is a hot mess.

7. Nameless Future Robot Doraemon reference from Episode 164 Part B

- It’s most likely because I never watched Doraemon before, but this was by far the worse half of an episode I had ever watched that wasted my time. A lot of Gintama episodes are made for laughs without much of an ending, but this one just didn’t make the cut with me. I did not cry, cringe, laugh or felt anything other than boredom.

6. Tae Shimura

- I have a lot to say about why she ranks so high on this list, but to cut this short and bitter-sweet, I do not like her because of Shinpachi. Some if not most people overlook this, but on the very first chapter of the series, she was an incredibly selfish and reckless person. Yes, she was the one who grew up fast, took care of Shinpachi, and I understand her reasons to protect a worn down dojo, but it came with so much abuse, depression, and sacrifices on Shinpachi’s part reluctantly. It is important to uphold old traditions and protect what made your parents happy, but when it includes hurting your younger sibling for the sake of your own pride and then abandoning them for your own nostalgic happiness, it became unforgivable to me. She has changed and the living conditions improved, but all the drama and suffering could’ve been avoided if she had chosen her brother instead of her honor.

5. Okita Sougo

- Straight-up Asshole in the Correspondence Arc, Shinsengumi Death Game Arc, Excalibur Arc and then tolerant asshole in everything else. In Shinpachi’s words

4. Gedomaru 

- If I have to think of which character makes me cringe when I see them appear, Gedomaru takes that spot because I really don’t like her type of over-the-top dark humor that comes across needlessly violent and abusive. Instead of laughing, I’m taking pity on her victims. She’s a demon with a sweet spot for those she comes to care for, but not the demon I can stand to be around.

3. Takasugi

-  When it came to creating this list, I knew I had to add Takasugi, and the reason does lie heavily on the fact that he stabbed Sarutobi, piece of shit, and that he blamed Gintoki for something he reluctantly did, and it took losing his sensei twice along with losing more than half his crew and Bansai to understand this. I’m sure the reasons were deeper and more complex but in conclusion, despite how grand he makes himself out to be, he’s basically a pathetic selfish asshole.  

2. Prince Hata & 1. Jii

- Gedomaru makes me cringe when I see her, but I can still watch the episode fine. These idiots just flat out make me skip any episode involving them or skip big parts to get away from them. And the reason why is not because of Prince Hata’s character. In fact, I like his character and find his design funny and his younger version cute BUT HIS VOICE!!!!! I never thought I could hear a voice that could grate on my nerves and the episode special of him dubbing was not funny! Jii can go fucking die. Die under a huge dick you piece of trash.

[sun-summoning]

prompt: glasses

she laughs in his face when he challenges her to a drinking contest. somehow they’d gone from playing video games together to sougo raiding gin’s drink stash and pulling out a giant bottle of something. 

they’d been lectured pretty heavily after the last bout of property damage they did yesterday morning and were told to find a better, less destructive way of duking it out. then kagura suggested they play with the owee ii she made gin buy her months ago and so sougo came over with snacks to eat in between her losses.

she eyes the cups he sets on the table and raises a brow at the bottle.

“you know i’m not human, yes?”

sougo snorts. “i don’t think i’ll ever forget that.”

she sighs. “what i mean is that my body functions differently from yours, stupid. i can’t get drunk off of this stuff that easily.”

“have you tried?”

“not personally--”

“then i take it you’re just trying to get out of a contest you know you’ll lose.”

kagura purses her lips and just silently watches as he fills their cups. she was trying to be kind to him and his weak human liver, but no. no, as always, okita sougo had to be a prick and turn this into a competition. well fine. kagura takes her glass and sougo grabs his. they clink them briefly before downing the contents in one go. kagura takes her like it’s water after a day under the sun while sougo, to his credit, doesn’t even grimace.

she’s hardly impressed considering all that means is that he has a tolerance to the shit that generally made men fall asleep on counters or at their doorsteps, aside from all the other awful things they might do when drunk.

“you sure you want to die, sadist?” she asks, refilling their cups.

“what’s the matter, china girl? you scared you’re going to throw up in front of me?”

“why would i be scared of that? i’ve thrown up in front of you plenty of times. heck, i’ve thrown up on you before, yes?”

he gags at the memory. “don’t remind me.”

“seriously, sadist, this is your last warning.”

he smirks. “as if you can out drink me.”

and so two bottles later, like she predicted, kagura easily out drinks him. sougo is slumped back against the couch cradling an empty bottle while kagura pokes his shoulder.

he grunts and slurs out something that’s most likely supposed to be “stop.”

“so what did you learn?” she asks smugly.

“fuck you.”

“say i’m better than you.”

“no.”

“say i’m your queen.”

“fuck...you...”

his fingers twitch and she assumes he’s trying to give her the finger. he turns his head to trying glaring at her, but he just squints awkwardly before toppling over. kagura slaps him a couple of times to get his attention, but his soft snoring tells her he’s out cold.

bored, she goes to gin’s desk and pulls out a permanent marker. after uncapping it, she proceeds to draw on his face. there’s a dick on his left cheek with spurts of jizz by his mouth, on his forehead is “kagura’s bitch” in block letters, and above his lip is a fairly badass moustache. 

when she’s done, kagura puts the marker on the table and settles down beside him. holding her phone over their heads, she takes a selfie to commemorate this victory.

and, of course, to blackmail him in the future. 

[kirinonyanmaru]

DanSen Wars character list

Arata. Typical idiot protagonist. Honestly I care very little about him. Next.

Hikaru. He’s so pretty you’d mistake him for a girl with that fluffy blond hair and those curvy blue eyes. At the start he was kind of an asshole, but I like him more now that he’s calmed down. I love how he has zero fucks to give about anything other than LBX.

Haruki, or Team Dad as he’s called. He’s kind of cool, I guess, but he’s just so boring. His CCM charm is a nail clippers, and that’s the most exciting thing about him. He reminds me a little bit of Shindou, but I like Shindou a whole lot more.

Yuno is very genki. And she loves dessert, like me.

Rinko is ADORABLE. Her voice actress sings the theme songs for the entire DanSen series. I ship her with my furry tanuki OC.

Purple hair - Kaito. Go away, you stuck up, stubborn pretty-boy. Nobody likes you, why did you get a character keychain??

Rikuya. Anime Rikuya looks so much like nerd Minamisawa-senpai that I can’t unsee it.

Takumi. Takeru. Tadashi. He’s so pretty.

Takeru. AHHH! CUTE! Is every character named Takeru a cute, friendly blond?

Hinako. Pfft, she’s absolutely insane. I love it. I ship her with Namikawa.

Dai Roku Shoutai/ Sixth Platoon aka the BEST.

Muraku. GOOD LORD I LOVE THIS CHILD. He is my son.

Vanessa. SHE IS JUST SO BADASS I CAN’T. Her and Muraku are tied for my favs. Rare, because I normally prefer male characters, but SHE IS AMAZING. I love her stubborn and hot-headed personality. But she looks like a QUEEN?? Purple hair and dark skin is a huuuge weakness of mine… Okita Souji. Daruku. She was born in South Asia – it’s confirmed in the novels. So she’s probably Indian.

Mikhail. Russian pretty boy prince.

Kageto. Little sarcastic cutie. I appreciate his storyline with Kyoka. His hairstyle reminds me of Kariya.

Mito sensei takes no shit. But every time I see her I think one thing – I really, REALLY HATE her yellow eyeshadow…

Jin. LEVEL OF HOTNESS 200%

Scumbag. Utter scum. I hope he dies. Preferably via poison gas : ) : ) : )

[bandmaiko]

shinsengumi! and hakuouki for the ask game :)

for shinsengumi!

1 Hijikata: this isn’t predictable at all! i love this shady dramatic gay mess and his dedication to his life partner bff is truly inspiring and also makes me horribly sad2 Kondou: i never thought it would like any kondou this much BUT THEY MADE HIM TOO LOVEABLE, also kondou and hijikata are a package deal3 Okita Souji: okita is my kid and i’ll love him even if he fucks up sometimes 4 Okita Mitsu: the sword-fighting gun-shooting bug-loving girlfriend we’re all looking for5 Yamanami: look im STILL upset about ep 33. Yamanami’s so kind and badass and levelheaded and deserved much better.hakuouki1 Hijikata “Fucking” Toshizo: can compete with jdrama Hijikata for favorite Hijikata, has one of the best damn moments in the game with the whole “call us fake but if we push hard enough we'll eventually become the real thing" speech and also GIVE THIS MAN A DAMN BREAK PLEASE.2 Okita: souji has so many different sides to him and he’s so damn tragic and i want to give him a hug3 Shinpachi: shinpachi’s prObably the shinsengumi who reminds me most of himself lmao, i love how true to himself he is and how easy-going and funny but also intelligent!4 Saitou: adorable and amazing sword knowledge5 Heisuke: heisuke’s a ray of sunshine and scenes with him always cheer me up even when everything else is terrible in the game