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#I know I know ‘Lottie why do you keep remaking gifs’ because they get just a teeny bit better every time#GET AWAY FROM HIMMMMMM#tw bruises#the equalizer#william zabka#Remake gifs#Leave her alone leaver alone#Okay….is it just me or does he look extra breedable?
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pearl quotes !!
i write down a lot of pearl quotes and sometimes share them in her discord server. i've decided to put every single one i've gathered into one tumblr post. i will reblog the most recent addition every saturday with any new quotes that i have acquired. you can also send me quotes in my ask box or my dms on twitter [username is gaspshichat, like usual]. no guarantees that they'll be added though!
a lot of these quotes are sus and very out of context. that is part of the point! if pearl wants me to delete this, i absolutely will
[before it gets asked, karn is her bestie boyfriend]
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pearl: before we do that let me restock my balls
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pearl: ooh there's things happening on the ser- A BEACON ????
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pearl: don't thank me because i didn't approve of it
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pearl: i hope you guys understood what i said because i didn't
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pearl: "you killed a frog?" yup! it was for science......let it be known that is a terrible excuse in real life
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pearl: "do you take iron tablets?" i have them!
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pearl to keralis: well you're a letdown but i don't talk about that
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pearl: fix ai, make them breedable
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pearl: i got the double p! please don't acronym that
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pearl: "do you use slabs in terraforming?" *zooms in on a slab she used for terraforming* no
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pearl: "don't sell yourself short" it's okay i'm tall
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pearl: they don't bite! much..
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pearl: doc owes me child support!
*long, stunned silence*
cleo: ....okay….
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cleo: so keralis did the kidnapping, and you did kidnapping by proxy
pearl: ...no
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pearl: it was a heart of mutton. it was creepy
cleo: it was a meat heart :D
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cleo: i want to mail horrible things, like animals, to iskall
pearl: oh! that's horrid
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pearl: "you charge your other mats rent?" yes
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pearl: i don't know if this is lag or if my balls are just popping in really slowly
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pearl: these balls ain't going away
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pearl: let me move my balls aside for you
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pearl: hello ♪
karn: is it me you're looking for ♪
pearl: no ♪
karn: oh :(
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pearl: i don't need a big, strong man to kill me
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pearl: turn down the thing you need to turn down...you know what it is
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karn: i fractured the world from what i can tell
pearl: ..bruh
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pearl: what does the button do?
karn: THE BUTTON SHUTS THE DOORS ON US AND SPAWNS A BUNCH OF MOBS
pearl: i pushed the button hehe
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pearl: cleo made the child
false: ...the child?
pearl: yeah :D it's a bebe
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pearl: "why are there beach umbrellas at the post office?" *long pause* maybe it's because of all the water?
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pearl: you caught me mid construction
gem: i know >:3
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pearl: he's letting his babies loose
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gem: look at you up there. you're adorable *punches her*
pearl: aH-
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pearl: i am greatly navigationally challenged right now
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pearl: i got too comfortable with hermitcraft actually working
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pearl: ah! moist!
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pearl: anyway that's completely distracted me away from my really passionate rockies
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pearl: we have pickles to do !!
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karn: let's not sit on the balls
pearl: 🤨
karn: *holds up cat toys*
pearl: oh- *starts laughing and hides her very red face*
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pearl: just shove it in
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pearl: how do you know what brimstone tastes like
karn: i've lived quite the life
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pearl: give it a suck
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pearl: our feet are not equal
karn: why are you bringing our feet into this ??
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pearl: i could give you the australian bestie word-
karn, oblivious: alright
pearl: -but it's not pg
karn, realizing: ahhh
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karn: it's a mental thing, you see
pearl: oh
karn: yes, i'm mentally stuck here
pearl: i see
karn: yes, i'm in a position where i don't want to leave-
pearl: that's very intense for a friend
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karn: it's just as sweet as you
pearl: don't butter me up
karn: too late!
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pearl: i'm flee with extra flee
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karn: you okay, my dear?
pearl: *sobbing*
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pearl: did you pee in the ocean?
karn, instantly: yes
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pearl: stop wasting your bullets!
karn: sorry ☹️
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pearl: did you think his ass was his face ????
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pearl: in what realm is a butthole a face ????
karn: *trying to explain*
pearl: babe :I
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pearl: take that you stupid ass robot
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karn: on the count of three. one-
pearl: *starts blasting*
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pearl: stupid ass spider
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pearl: a butt is clearly defined by two cheeks, a hole, and a tail!
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pearl: [karn] is very special. in multiple ways
#pearlescentmoon#hc 10#hermitcraft 10#pearlescentmoon quotes#hermitcraft 10 quotes#hc 10 quotes#correct quotes#funny quotes#any quotes from tomorrow's video will be added onto next week's quote batch
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Strawberry Short Cake
Today is easily one of the most awful days Lan Zhan has had since he started working for his family’s company. One particular supplier, named Yao Chemicals, is causing delays with their production, asking for a raise in payment than what they signed in the contract. Ouyang Logistics had canceled their shipping in the name of maintenance. Why did they not inform them ahead of time? Lan Zhan does not want to find out but knows that he should.
As the Vice-President of the family-owned company, Lan Zhan is always on top of things. Thankfully, he has a diligent Operations General Manager who is willing to share the stress and burden of their work. He should give Lou Qinyang an extra bonus and longer vacation time next year. A ship cruise does not sound bad, it could also be her late honeymoon with her wife.
The clock hits eight, everyone has already left the company building since six saves for him, the maintenance, and the security. Lan Zhan loosened his necktie and opened two top buttons of his dress shirt. He should head home, too, it’s closing his usual bedtime and today’s stress must be at least washed away.
On the drive home, he rounded a corner and saw a cafe. It looks warm and cozy from its windows. The cafe has a combined rustic and bookish vibe in its interior design visible through its clear windows. There are only two tables occupied, a bonus that it is not crowded considering that it is near a business district.
Lan Zhan parked his car on the curbside and walked to the cafe. He surveyed the menu before going up to the counter manned by a timid-looking barista. “Hi, my name is Wen Ning. Welcome to Dafen Cafe! What can I get you tonight?” The barista, Wen Ning, said.
“Hi. I’d have your Lavender Mint Tea. 50% sugar, please. Lukewarm temperature.” Don’t judge him, okay? Usually, Lan Zhan would drink his tea without any confectionery but this day was really a challenging one. He deserves some sweetness.
“Lavender Mint with 50% sugar. Lukewarm. Got that. Anything else? We have bread and pastries, too. If I could offer you some?”
Lan Zhan regarded the display shelf. The croissant does not look bad, it looks buttery and flaky. Maybe if he is having breakfast, he would get it, some other time maybe. The chocolate truffle cake and carrot cake also look heavenly. And there’s red velvet and sans rival, too. Too many choices!
“Mm. What can you recommend?” He asked Wen Ning instead because he was really having a hard time choosing. And he feels like the barista had been waiting for him for all eternity. It is best to finish their business now.
“Oh. oh… my recommendation. Uhm, I’d recommend the chocolate decadence cake if you like sweet stuff. But, if you are into fruity flavor, our strawberry shortcake is our best seller.”
“Mm. then I’d take that—” But before Wen Ning could confirm his order, the bells on the cafe door chimed. A loud voice and a whirlwind of a man also came into view.
“Wen Ning! I hope you saved me some of that strawberry shortcake because I really, really, really need it now!” The newcomer seems to be a regular if he is addressing the barista by his personal name. Lan Zhan could not help but take in the man’s features.
Tall and slender frame with a cinched waist. Wide childbearing hips partnered with the most plump-looking ass. Is it even possible for a man to look this breedable, Lan Zhan thinks? Maybe he could do research on that. His cropped pullover shirt slipped on one side showing his clear and smooth skin and deep collarbones. He is also wearing a paint-stained black sweatpants that perfectly highlights the delicious curves of his round ass. Long dark wavy hair tried in a messy bun. His face is sharp, yet he radiates softness with his tantalizing mercurial eyes. Lan Zhan is not sure if it is just the cafe’s warm lights reflecting on the man’s eyes that give him that impression but he is captivated nonetheless.
Lan Zhan shook his head a little, hoping to clear his mind of the shameless and unspeakable things it was conjuring at the moment. These thoughts are nowhere near appropriate, especially since it involves a total stranger. He did not notice that the stranger was already standing close to him at the counter.
“Hi, Ying-ge. Rough day? Sorry but the order for the last slice of the strawberry shortcake is already placed. I’ll make sure to save some for you tomorrow.” Wen Ning said to the man, Ying , and the man deflated. Lan Zhan did not know people could deflate, but he is seeing it now.
His beautiful pinkish lips pout on that reply, and Lan Zhan had made a creed to wipe that out of the man’s lips. A kiss would be a good way to erase the pout but would that not be too straightforward? Maybe he could start with something wholesome.
So, instead of jumping the man for a kiss, Lan Zhan said, “You should take it.” Well, he really likes to do the kissing, but he needs to be polite. His uncle had spent his prime teaching and instilling morals and ethics in him and his brother, which cannot go to waste. Maybe he would ask for the man’s name and his number, but that would be another challenge he would have to figure out. He hoped the other man would not decline the cake and give at least his name.
The other man turned to face him and gave him a blinding smile, “No, take it. It's yours, you could have it. Besides, you placed the order before I came in. Although, I think you just went ahead of me by 13 milliseconds. Not that I actually counted, but you know what I mean.” The other man said with a shrug. Truth be told, Lan Zhan does not actually think he should have the cake just because he finished speaking first. But whatever.
“No. You take it. I work nearby. I could get my fill tomorrow.”
“No. You want it now. It's yours—”
“Uhm. If none of you want to take the last slice, maybe you could just share with one another?” Lan Zhan perked up with the suggestion. Wen Ning, oh bless his soul!
Ying’s face blushed a bright shade of red at that and averted his eyes from Lan Zhan to face the counter and pointed an accusatory finger at the barista. “Ning-di?! Are you trying to sell me? No… your poor gege could not take this—”
“I’m sorry. If you are uncomfortable with his suggestion, I will leave. I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable—” Lan Zhan interrupted Ying’s speech and pushed down his earlier hopes. It is stupid to think someone would want to share a cake with him. Everyone avoids him like the plague, he is used to that, but this actually hurts more than he expected.
With a gasp, the other man faced him with serious face yet mischievous eyes, “Ahhh, No! You did not make me uncomfortable, silly! I’m just really like this—” He then turned to Wen Ning again and gestured for him to finish the order. “We'll take it! How about giving us two spoons? And please add mixed berries smoothie for me, too.”
Before Ying could pull out his wallet, Lan Zhan had already handed Wen Ning his card. “Such a generous gege! Tell me how much my share is later so I can pay you!” Ying said with a cheery tone.
“No need. It’s on me. Let’s find a seat.” He really, really, really needs to find a seat now or else his legs will collapse. He does not know how managed to do it, but he did it. He has a date with the most beautiful person he has seen! Calling their first meeting a date might be a stretch but isn’t this how dates are?
“I’ll serve you your drinks later. Here’s the cake and your spoons. Enjoy your—” Lan Zhan is sure Wen Ning would say the word “date,” but Ying had cut him off with a thank you. He picked up the tray with both of his hands. Ying hooked his arms on his right arm and led him to a well-lit table with couches beside the window. He almost dropped the tray. Wasting the cake would be a shame.
Of course, as a gentleman, Lan Zhan waited for the other man to take a sit first. He set the cake and the forks down on the table, then placed the tray on the table next to theirs.
“Sit.”
“ Yes! Right! Sit!” The man gave a small chuckle before taking his place.
“We should take a seat—”
“We are already seated…” Another breathless chuckle came out of the man’s pretty mouth.
Before they could continue, Wen Ning came to their place to deliver their drinks. The other man eagerly sipped his smoothie, a white line of foam stained his upper lips. Lan Zhan is tempted to swipe his tongue on that to remove it. Before he knew it, he was already reaching for the other man and wiping it using his thumb. He thought he was possessed. He did not stop using his thumb to wipe the foam off but also sucked his thumb after.
The other man flushed at his actions and stared at him with parted lips. “Lan Zhan.” Introducing himself hopefully would salvage this not date . He could only hope he had not spoiled the mood yet.
“Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan ah—” his name sounded heaven from the other man’s mouth. He wants to hear him say his name again and again. Everyday. Until the moment he breathed his last breath. That’s a dream. “Yes, yes, your name is Lan Zhan!”
“ Yours?”
“Huh? Yours? Yes, yours! I mean—”
“Your name?”
“Ha? Yes, right, yes, my name. What's my name?”
“ ....” There was a pregnant pause between them before the other man erupted into melodious laughter. His smile is beautiful, but his laughter sounds like heavenly fairies singing. He wants to hear more of that.
“Why am I asking you for my name? Silly! I'm Wei Ying!” He would cherish that name forever. He is already thinking of what to write in his wedding vows. A spring wedding sounds good. He should start looking for an events coordinator to set up the wedding.
“So, Lan-gege…”
“Er— I have an older brother.” Wei Ying’s eyes seemed to be delighted at that. Lan Zhan really hopes he is doing this right. He does not have much experience with dating. Actually, he has never been on a date before. The closest he had on a date was third-wheeling his brother on his dates with Nie Mingjue.
Right, he could use his observations from their dates to his advantage now. Hmmm, what does Nie Mingjue does to impress his brother? He had already paid for their snacks. What else? Movie tickets? Maybe they could catch the last full show. Flowers. Yes, flowers! Nie Mingjue always had flowers to give to Lan Xichen during their dates. But shouldn’t the flowers come first before the food? Maybe he could sneak a quick message to Nie Mingjue to ask him for advice.
A small cough from in front of him called his attention back to his companion. He can’t help but stare at his pretty face and kind smile. “Uhm. Sorry. I’m not used to going on dates—” Oh no, he’s ruined it. This is not a date! How could he forget they were total strangers five minutes ago?
“So, is that what this is, Lan-er-gege? A date? You’re so straightforward! I didn’t take you for a flirt!” Lan Zhan hoped Wei Ying did not notice his ears blushing from his teasing. “Oh, hahaha. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to tease you too much! That would be rude of me!”
“I’m sorry, too. I did not mean to be presumptuous.”
“Nah. Nah. Nah. None of that! Well, we might have been total strangers earlier, but we could turn this into a date. Only if you want, tho! I will not force you into it!” And yes! Lan Zhan totally wants this to be a date badly.
“Only if Wei Ying also wants this to be our date.”
“So smooth, er-gege! Yes, I would love this to be our first date!”
And with that, they had their first date. He learned that Wei Ying is a freelance artist currently working on his main canvas for his first solo exhibit. He showed him samples from his portfolio, and everything was great. Wei Ying asked him if he could be his muse for his painting. Of course, Lan Zhan naturally agreed. Maybe he could also ask Lan Huan and Nie Mingjue to come and see Wei Ying’s exhibit.
Nie Mingjue’s brother, Nie Huiasang, has a wide reach. It would do Wei Ying great if his works were recognized by those who have an eye for great talent. Wei Ying is nervous about his first solo exhibit flopping, and he already had encountered difficulties. A little exposure would bolster Wei Ying’s name in the industry. Wei Ying deserves only the best and Lan Zhan would happily help boost his career.
He also learned that Wei Ying volunteers as an art therapy teacher for troubled kids in care shelters. He should find a way how to make the care shelter part of Lan Corp.’s philanthropic responsibility. Wei Ying is doing great service to their community and society, it is only right to support him. If he was captivated by Wei Ying’s appearance earlier, now, he knows he is the one. His soulmate.
The shared piece of strawberry shortcake tasted sweeter with they both eating it. The stress of the day was washed away by the lavender mint tea and Wei Ying’s presence. They left before Wen Ning closed the cafe for the day. By midnight, they had their first kiss in front of Wei Ying’s apartment. Lan Zhan went home that night way past his usual bedtime, but it was all worth it.
The following year on their anniversary, they would be sitting on the same window seat. Wei Ying suggested making it a tradition between them. They would wear the same set of clothes they wore that fateful day they met. They would drink the same drink they had, lavender mint tea for him and mixed berries smoothie for Wei Ying. and of course, they would share a slice of strawberry shortcake together.
Fifty years after their first meeting, they would still be doing the same. Lan Zhan had bought the cafe to ensure their little tradition would not be interrupted. Their son and grandchildren teased him for it, but Lan Zhan could not regret it. Wei Ying still had that same blinding smile the first time they met. He would happily continue their anniversary tradition for the next fifty years. He only hopes to keep that smile and melodious laughter of Wei Ying.
His best friend.
His husband.
His life confidant.
His soulmate.
His Wei Ying.
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Note:
This idea popped into my head last 520 (Chinese Valentine's), but it took me too much time to actually write it.
I also used to think that mango cake was the best cake, but strawberries made me change my mind. How I wish I could have strawberry cake every time I want it. Wouldn't that be nice?
This was originally posted in AO3 and you can find this story here
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So, all the recent A/B/O LaKreese ideas got me thinking...
They've been a couple for a while, but Daniel's got baby-fever (he's an Omega, it's in his nature to want to cuddle and nurture--look how he fusses over his grumpy Alpha!).
So Daniel sets out to plan a John-seduction.
Waits till John gets home from work one evening, makes himself look extra-breedable (John's a simple guy, all Daniel does is throw on thigh-high socks and old oversized sports-sweatshirt with nothing under), cook a damn good dinner, not-so-innocently sits on John's lap while eating it, and when John's just about ready to rail him on the kitchen table for being such a fuckable little tease, Daniel leads him to the bedroom (the kitchen is for EATING not SEX!), climbs into John's lap once more just like a kitten, and says, with his best pout,
"John, tonight I want you to put a baby in me."
It takes just a moment, but Kreese goes absolutely feral.
(Daniel can't walk the next day, but it's okay because he knows John listened.)
And if they're not married, Kreese makes sure they go to the courthouse within a week because he'd damn sure as hell not bringing a pup into a house with an unmarried Alpha and Omega. Shit like that is exactly why society is going to the dogs11!11!
"I put a baby in you, now you'll do this for me." John says, leading Daniel unrelentingly by the hand inside the courthouse. No refusals, he's in Captain mode. Daniel doesn't argue--Johns old-fashioned like that, but it's kinda...nice (and he cleans up real good). And you know what else is nice? The surprisingly pretty ring John gruffly put on Daniel's finger the night before, right after railing him so nice and good.
There was no fancy proposal or anything: just immediately after Daniel returned from sex-induced subspace, he discovered a ring on his finger--perfectly fit to his size too! John had brushed back his damp bangs and simply said in that forthright way of his, "Stay with me from now on, Daniel."
And Daniel does.
I appreciate Daniel's determination to respect the sanctity of the kitchen.
I wonder what triggers his baby fever? Maybe his body senses that they're highly compatible for an alpha/omega pair? If not emotionally, than at least for reproductive purposes. Which is the reason why those pesky urges come up.
Imagine the shock that John would experience if he wasn't expecting that. Daniel just comes out and says it plainly. Zero hesitation or shame. It was something that John was having well meaning day dreams about but didn't dare to actually conceptualize his want. Maybe it was too late for him? He was a crotchety old bag anyway.
"Put a baby in me?"
So John blue screens at that. His inner alpha is immediately screaming at him to take this very fertile looking omega.
He's not afraid to use his strength to get what he wants but he also doesn't believe in pushing omegas around. This time he lets himself manhandle Daniel extra roughly. (But once the initial feral urge to breed is through he makes up for it by treating him very tenderly.)
He puts Daniel in the traditional submissive omega position because it's proven to increase chances of conception.
This is where my brain halts me and doesn't let me have my silly fun because I'm thinking about claiming. And how that's very much a Thing for traditional alpha/omega pairings.
My headcanons behind claiming are complicated and varied. But I tend to view claiming as something more permanent than marriage. Marriage is a contract. Claiming is instinctual. It's about the natural
Some people think bonding isn't necessary in a committed relationship or to bear children and they're right, but it's still what's expected if the couple wants to stay together long term.
There are people who can get claimed by more than one partner, whether they're part of a larger pack dynamic or if their past partner has passed away.
I've read one or two fics where it's possible to undo a claiming, but it's a very difficult and painful process. So to most people it's as good as sealing the deal. This is who they're with now.
That must be exciting and terrifying.
Is Daniel already claimed? How long did it take John to reach that decision? Was it in the heat of the moment? Was Daniel initially upset and overwhelmed? I think of these two and their tendency to rush into things and imagine it may have been an accidental claiming at the time.
There's so much to play with there about young Daniel who never expected himself claimed at such an age and especially not like this.
It was very much a "fuck around and find out" situation. LITERALLY.
But back to the situation at hand.
Once Daniel is passed out John got a piece of string and wrapped it around Daniel's finger when his hand was limp with sleep. Then he marked it and took it to the jewelers. That's how he got the ring the right size.
And maybe he already had the ring because, his stupid alpha instincts allowed him to hope for once and that's why it's already made.
#Lakreese#god my brain sees a cute domestic scenario and immediately goes 'what are the angst options here?'#like unclaimed and unmated daniel who's still having johns kid and it is a Big Deal#i need a general ask tag#children look away#cw abo#(i sometimes forget that tag so let me know if thats an issue for anyone with filtering tags)
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anjum’s bkdk recs #5
Now circling back to (complete) nsfw (minors dni) fic recs. Remember to lmk if you read and enjoy any of these!
Legend
hyperlinked title by author | word count
genre (bakudeku for top!Bakugou, bottom!Deku; dekubaku for top!Deku, bottom!Bakugou; vers for when both are present; dom! and sub! for when bdsm dynamics are present) warning(s): where relevant Summary/review
💚🧡 = fave
Recs are under the cut, organized by word count, low to high.
11. Submissive and Breedable by MakeshiftDust | 0.8k
smut (dekubaku) Dkbk engage in some roleplay and it’s such a short fic, but a great look at sex being imperfect with one person doing something for their partner and it going well, even if they don’t share the kink.
12. Let Me Touch you, Make Me Feel You by osakakitty | 2.3k
fluff, smut (dekubaku) warning: unprepped anal 😂 It’s casual in the fic but GOD does it burn to read Hot, hot, hot. Bkdk have been together for years, but Deku has suddenly become a big, beefy smokeshow and Bakugou can’t STAND it. Really gorgeous prose.
13. All in a Day’s Work by Hazel_Witch | 2.5k
smut, action A classic back alley bj fic, but you know Hazel, she adds a little extra something to the fic. And to my delight, this time it was a good smidge of action, a little villain takedown that leaves the boys super googly-eyed at each other and Baku decides to take that into his own hands.
14. hope it makes you feel at home by maquina | 3.1k
(dekubaku) smut, fluff Deku takes care of Bakugou and it’s sooooo sweet.
15. Just a Little More by osakakitty | 3.1k
fluff, smut These boys are so whipped for each other, every part of each other. And so here’s some dirty face-fucking.
16. Truth Serum by osakakitty | 4.3k
smut, fluff (dekubaku) warning: takes place at U.A. Bakugou is hit by a truth quirk, which would be fine, except that he and Deku are in a secret relationship. When they’re alone, Deku decides to take advantage of the quirk ;)
17. And it’s more than enough by SpicyJam | 7.9k 💚🧡
smut, fluff, pining (dekubaku) First date, first time; it’s so, so sweet and so, so loving. Deku’s characterization is *chef’s kiss*
18. any way you want me by terimune | 13.5k
action, smut (dekubaku) warning: canon-typical injuries, minor character death Y’all know I like a romance with some action and angst to make it feel real and alive. Bkdk are on a dangerous rescue mission in the snowy mountains and it’s not going well. It gets worse but that brings the boys closer and somehow the ending is properly mushy but it feels 100% right.
19. Shades of Blue by young_crone | 22.5k 💚🧡
smut, pining (dekubaku, kinda dom!baku, sub!deku) warning: exhibitionism, foot fucking, degradation (really it’s just…baku being baku) Five words: swimmer!Baku, baseball player!Deku. He is so perfectly in character and, y'all, the prose is gorgeous. Truly special. A college AU, and one of the best.
20. Number One Nemesis by heartsinhay | 32k
smut, crack, humor, fluff (vers) warnings: power imbalance, exhibitionism There’s a soft spot in my heart for crack fanfic, and it’s the only time that I’m here for vil!Deku. Here we have giant silliness in the form of vil!Deku obsessed with pro hero Ground Zero and the amusing (consensual) sextortion that happens between them. It’s funny, okay?
more recs can be found here 💚🧡
nsfw recs can be found in my ao3 collection 💚🧡
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Neon Nostrade ABC NS/FW Headcanons
Okay. I’m gonna do this for our baby girl because well, she has a different set of kinks altogether.
By the way, I will be referring to KuroNeon and KuroNeon when I’m doing this headcanon.
Rated R Warning: Lots of vulgar terms. Don't like don't read. Don't go inside a cave and complain it's dark. I will block anyone who complains.
Let’s go for the ABC Headcanons of this brat:
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
She’s two moods: either really drowsy after a good fuck or talkative. If she’s worn out good, she will be very sleepy and just want to lie on her partner’s chest.
If she still has energy left, she likes to have a pillow talk with her partner.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Girlie is proud of her curves and face. She knows she’s cute and she has the curves. She’s not afraid to dress up for her man and drive them absolutely crazy.
She likes her partner’s biceps and back. She likes to scratch and caress them when they are in a missionary position.
If she's with Kurapika and knows his Kurta identity, she worships his eyes (kinda fucked up but yes!). She likes how it turns scarlet because of his deep intense lust (and maybe hatred) while they’re having sex. She finds it alluring, like a moth to a flame. For Chrollo, it's his spider tattoo.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
This girl swallows. Nuff’ said. She likes to be milked too. She's submissive and breedable.
She also likes having her partner's fingers stuffed into her mouth after they finger her. A little taste on how wet she is.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
She has a bunch of lingerie shoots that doesn’t show her face. She then post it on OnlyFans to gain extra income. Just lingerie pics because she enjoys modelling for it. However, she won't show her pussy or boobs. Those are VIP access only.
She also fucks her new head bodyguard aka Kurapika and had a one time fling with Chrollo. Papa must never know this.
Good girls are just bad girls who haven't been caught.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Not so much. She isn't a virgin per se (really think one of her clients or Chrollo took her virginity), but she also hasn't gotten around much due to her father having people to guard her 24/7. She usually doesn’t take the lead so most of the time she just goes with the flow.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Anything to do with her partner dominating her. Girlie likes to get dicked down hard. So think of missionary, doggy and all sorts of variations that goes deep.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
She is very childish and teasing alright. She's not serious about it. To her, sex is for fun. She wants to enjoy it. She giggles a lot whenever she gets a pleasant reaction from her partner.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Yeah. She goes to those high-end bikini waxing services to get her pussy groomed once ever three months. She may show her lingerie to others but she only shows her lady parts to someone special and she has to make herself look presentable.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Uhhh... she is playful. She usually relies on the non-sexual dating part that her partner does for the romance.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
This girl likes to read smuts or listen to audios to get herself wet. If she really wants to get down on it, she uses a good ol' vibrator to buzz herself. She has to do it in a room though, where no one is around.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
*clears throat* This girl makes the best porn to write LMAO. I can think of a few kinks when it comes to her (and her r/s with Chrollo or Kurapika).
With Kurapika:
Discipline and Bondage: Her bratty attitude pisses off his stern no-bullshit personality. Sometimes she does it on purpose to egg him to punish and fuck her. She secretly enjoys it when he spanks her, be it using his hand or his belt. She realises that he might be into bondage based on the chains on his hand so she suggested tying her up. They used ropes, clothes, handcuffs and of course (actual, not his Nen) chains. He sometimes chains her up Shibari style and likes to see her pussy drool over the chains. This starts whenever she acts up, throws a tantrum and Kurapika has to deal with her bs. It's not easy disciplining this naughty brat but he likes the challenge until she's an obedient brat begging to be his cumslut. When she's being a good girl, he'll reward her with a good fucking and another present (e.g. jewellery or handbag or whatever she wants).
Degrading and Humiliation: This comes with the disciplining part. Whenever he disciplines her, it comes with degrading her. Neon loves to be called all sorts of degrading terms: slut, whore, brat. He's usually very uptight so it turns her on when he gets vulgar during sex. It gets even more intense when it's hate-fucking. He's supposed to dislike flesh collectors but here he is enjoying the flesh of a pretty collector, and so they engage in hate-sex filled with degrading her and Neon loves every filthy second of it.
Breeding: Yes, I know I said Kurapika ain't gonna want kids, based on my analysis of him and it makes sense. Only after he accidentally knocks her up, then he'll realise "hey, this ain't bad". So when Kurapika realises that perhaps repopulating the clan isn't that bad, Neon is more than happy to produce kids with him and be the freakin Kurta baby factory. The whole baby-making process is fun, they will make sure they won't waste a single cum drop. Neon also loves to address Kurapika as "Daddy" because she knows it makes him feel powerful and it represents fathering her children. Sorry Light Nostrade, Neon has another daddy now.
With Chrollo:
DD/LG: Their age gap and height difference screams sugar dating. He loves to indulge in her materialism and spoils her like a brat she is (he just steals those items and gives it to her). Chrollo is one freaky mf who calls her princess, kitten, baby girl and all sorts of really cute nicknames. Chrollo isn't like Kurapika who would degrade her. He likes to praise his little sex bunny because positive reinforcement works. He wants her to dress up in all those frizzy lingerie costumes and roleplay in DD/LG.
Toys: [See the T for Toys for this one]
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
One word: power.
That is in the form of money and dominance in her partner. She loves it when they give her what she wants materially, be it that nice taxidermy butterfly necklace or that designer brand clothes and accessories. She doesn't care how you get it, but if you give it to her, she's sure to reward you.
Another thing that for sure turns them on is being dominated. Be it with Kurapika, Chrollo or anyone else, Neon loves to be dominated and fucked. Hold her by the neck. Let her know who is in charge. Make her beg to be fucked. A little possessive dirty talk will get her wet. Anything to do with establishing ownership of her.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Neon likes having sex in the bedroom or in the guy's office. She likes to disturb her partner while he's working so they end up doing it in the office. Or some luxurious hotel. A bathtub will be good too.
There's a very specific location I want to write her having sex with Kurapika. A location so messed up yet so angsty but I will keep quiet about it for now. You would need to be one creative sicko like me to guess this one. Heh. 😶😶
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
A big no is her being 100% dom. Neon is kinda lazy in that aspect. She doesn't like to do all the work and wants the pleasure/pain handed to her. At most, she'll ride the guy while she's on top but she's going to be a real tease about it, hoping that they would get impatient and flip her over. When they do, she'll be more excited because that's what baby girl wants.
Stuff like pee or anything to do with that is something that she'll never do.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
She likes to have her pussy eaten out of course. And how they make her come through oral sex. However, she prefers to give SLIGHTLY more. Just slightly. She likes to get her hair grabbed and face-fucked. Sometimes she engages in cock worship.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Usually, she says things like "fuck me harder", "don't stop" etc. to encourage getting fucked at a faster and rougher pace. Especially when they hit her G-spot. That sends her crazy. She does appreciate the slow and sensual but only at the beginning or near the end. Depending on the context of the sex session.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Yeah. She likes quickies. This has something to do with disturbing and teasing her partner while he's at work. Yes, I'm talking about Kurapika. So a little quickie just for him to relax and catch a break is Neon's favour for him for working so hard.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Yes. She's game on taking risks. She's actually the one who will initiate and explore with kinks she finds on the net. Heck, she once proposed getting fucked against the window and in the balcony, risking the fact that someone might see them (Papa absolutely must never know what his daughter has been doing). The fear and thrill of getting caught arouses her.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
I think at most two rounds. The sex can be really intense and this girl lacks stamina. She didn't go through formal Nen training (remember that she got hers without training), and her partners are Nen users and physically fit so they wear her out.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
She owns them alright. She uses a vibe to pleasure herself. It comes in handy when she gets horny during ovulation and there's no one to dick her down.
As for using them with a partner, she uses a lot of toys with Chrollo. Whether it's the anal beads when Chrollo wants to get her ass fucked while he rams the front or making her wear vibrating panties in public, she's sure down for it. She also will wear a tail butt plug to complement her kitty outfit that Chrollo instructed her to wear. She'd gladly follow whatever freaky fantasy he wants.
With Kurapika, they don't use toys except for bondage items. If Neon were to sleep with a woman, she'll prefer to get fucked with a strap on.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Neon is the queen of teases. Especially if her lover seems uptight. (Yes, Pika boy, that's you).
She'll randomly sends him nudes while he's working. She'll touch his lap/balls lightly when they're eating side by side. She'll say stuff that sounds suggestive in inappropriate timings. She'll wink. She'll roll her tongue while eating and making eye contact. Just to initiate sex.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Neon has a high-pitched voice. She's very vocal during sex. She can't help it. Honestly, she sounds like those girls in hentai porn but more genuine lmaoo. She'll moan, squeal, whine, squeak and pant with the occasional "yes", "fuck me", "harder" and all the short needy dirty talk to push them to do her rougher.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
She likes to shop for her outfits. It excites her thinking what type of kinky outfit she should buy to make her partner horny. Be it another lacy lingerie, bunny outfit, kitty outfit, she'll be sure to look delectable in her man's eyes.
She looks REAL good in pink or white. Most of her outfits are in that colour. 💖💖
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Neon has a B cup. She doesn't have those giant breasticles like Pakunoda or Shizuku. But that's understandable. I once estimated her height based on Chrollo's height and the manga panel where her head is at his shoulder. She's about 150cm, maybe even shorter. She's a petite girl. She has curves in proportion (she's not a loli, she's just small in height). But that's her charm. She's cute. Easily carried to be fucked.
Side note: The height difference between her and Kurapika (171cm)/Chrollo (177cm) is so good in this aspect (if you guys know what I mean) hehehe kekekek.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Hmm... I think Neon is mid. She does likes sex but she isn't a sex addict. She gets in the mood easily, especially when she's horny during ovulation. She won't be in the mood when she's angry or upset at not getting what she wants.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
She's exhausted after it happens. Definitely be sleeping like a baby. She'll lay on her partner's chest and doze off comfortably. If she still has the energy, she'll demand for round two or just pillow talk. Chatter her way until she falls asleep.
To end it off, I would like to give you guys some links to fanart where Neon is being hot, art by @anotherworldash :
Cat Outfit
Cat Outfit with Buttplug
Bunny Outfit Regina George reference
Neon in Shibari ropes
Chrollo and Neon
Kurapika and Neon
Neon sucking Kurapika off [Yes, you read this right]
Neon in pink lingerie
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