#Okay i have class now byebye

[dreampearls]

they told you there was a god in your chest but all you could find was its corpse

[phagodyke]

had a friend stay over last minute yesterday which was nice bc I hadnt seen them irl in almost a year but did my mum have to text me at 12am apropos of nothing saying she was sorry I had to have her as a mother and she knows she needs help and diagnosis and medication. Man

[bokunokamijirou]

Hello! Hope you are well 😊

I would like to ask for an immortal!reader with the students of 1-a we really need some angst here, how about a reader whose quirk makes him immortal but like they feel all the pain and no longer has a sense of danger or fear they are just a dead shell full of scars but they contribute to training and quirk research.

I think they are not moribund about their eternal condition but have already accepted that it is something forever. (In reality, if Aizawa erased his quirk and someone killed him, would they still come back to life?)

Rest, drink water and remember to take care of yourself byebye~ 🤝

thank you for this one it’s got my gears turning!!

Immortal!Reader x Class 1A!

ft. Izuku, Ochaco, Tsuyu, Shouto, Katsuki, Hanta, Denki, Mina, Ejirou and Jirou.

You’ve been at UA for about two months and you haven’t let yourself have any friends.

It’s not like they haven’t tried - especially Izuku.

He’s always the first to try and swoop in when you start sacrificing yourself. Somebody always is.

Therefore, I present; Class 1A’s reactions to you not caring about yourself in battles.

Izuku

“I’m immortal, why do you always try to save me?” you ask him.

“Well, your quirk still makes you feel the pain, even if you live, right? That sounds like a lot to carry on your own, immortal or not.” Izuku replied to you so gently and kindly, you almost want to let him in.

Ochaco

“You need to be more careful!” Ochaco yelled after you threw yourself into a villain attack, once again. She never lets you go into battles alone now.

Tsu

“We need you *ribbit* not in pain if we can help it!” Tsu will use her quirk to move you away if you’re putting yourself in danger.

Shouto

“Please, stop running into danger without us. Something could happen to you.” Shouto is always serious and firm but soft with you when he scolds you for not caring about your own future.

Katsuki

“you idiot. it’s like you’re trying to get yourself killed. leave the fighting to me, go protect the civilians so you don’t hurt yourself too bad.” Katsuki will always be the kind of person who knows you won’t just step away when you can help, so he tries to put you in less danger.

Hanta

*wraps you up in tape and places you to the side safely* “Stop being so reckless, please.” Hanta will put up with your stubborn attitude of always jumping into fights no problem.

Denki

runs up to you as soon as you show any sign of wincing

“hey! Are you okay? Let’s get you out of here, I can handle it”

Denki might care more about your safety or health than his own.

Mina

“Please let us help you… you don’t need to keep going.” Mina knows what’s it’s like to feel like you have to do everything alone, so she’s one of the first to reach out to you.

Eijirou

“Take a break, we’ve got your back, I promise.” Eijirou will always be looking out for you.

Jirou

“Dude, relax. We can do it together.” takes your hand to help you up

Jirou’s casual tone relaxes you and brings you peace.

Maybe being immoral isn’t so bad, since you get to meet the coolest people.

[n0bluev]

Somehow, im inspired to write that 'revision fic'. === (EDIT : u can skip but heres another snippet for u (3 separate bits that fit together nicely, actually haha) cuz hihi. THE AU: As i said, its a failed "3"rd regression context, where yjh is now in his "4"th round. The last memory he has of kdj is him dying, and to make things worse "In this round, that guy doesn't exist." is a thing, so yjh freaks out a bit but hes totally normal about this whole ordeal & the fact that he doesnt even remembers kdj's face now. Wdym! Hes fiiiiiine!

sorry lol back to the actual post : (,hope u enjoyed that little treat tho^^)) ===

!!THAT [Somehow, im inspired to write [...]] HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE!!. I always like. do an outline for the overall story and vibe, then flesh out the start or something and cook up a little 500 (probably unsatisfying) words for fun kind of as a bonus. Keep it mostly for my private enjoyment and move on before the story comes to life. And that's okay... Yes, it would be cooler to actually write the AU ideas i get in novel or comic form instead of having them stay at just the 'sketch' & 'idea/brainstorm' phase before i get another idea and leave them to dust up in the pile,,

But yeah, its okay.

In the few years since ive started getting ideas for more elaborate aus/fics, ive noticed that my ideas improved with time. (no shit, i know, but it makes me happy! i grew up!!! i can see it.) My planning methods are better too. So all of that unfinished or abandoned stuff is not at all useless work in my eyes. And who knows, maybe one day i'll bring them back.

--> as a plus, all my fandom brainrot experiences even get transferred into my OC stuff, and frl whenever i read my notes these days (or listen to my voice memos lol) and im just like "HOW DID I THINK OF THIS WOW" or "WHEN DID I PUT THIS LIKE THIS? IT WORKS!" (not to brag or anything but my oc lore goes hard ☝️)

BUT. NOW THIS IS UNEXPECTED.

I DID NO PLANNING. I just started writing for orv and its. Lowkey, good ???? Dont get me wrong i only have 1.5k right now and there are clear holes i have to fill and stuff but... CLEAR HOLES! CLEAR HOLES. Sure Im used to being like "something of the sort should go there..." BUT THIS TIME ITS "THIS SHOULD GO THERE, ILL WRITE IT LATER BUT THE IMAGE IS IN MY MIND, CLEAR AS WATER, AND ONCE I START PUTTING IT ON THE PAGE ISTG THOSE WORDS WILL STREAM OUT OF MY FINGERS AS IF IT WAS A NORMAL OCCURENCE FOR ME" ,,- !??? Yo!

Anyways. Point is that somehow theres interesting stuff going on in my gg doc and the more i write the more i know where i want to go, so that's cool, i feel all powerfull for once

idk if that ease is going to stay once im done with the first scenes (ughh!!! theres so much potential!!!!!!!!) but hopefully yes. either way ill probably post it so im not baiting yall with a "um actually im writing smt rn --- *never shares with the class*" --- either 1) things go well and i write a "real fic" (!? wtf that wasnt my plan!) --- or 2) i only post the finished version of what i have now (expect around 5k? (i have no idea actually)) and we wait together to see if i pick up the idea again haha. (i do wish to write it tho! im not a 'writer' writer but i want to be one, u get me?)

! thank u see u byebye

[causenessus]

omg i hate that guy <- not really anymore,, he's a good teacher my grades shot up SO fast (D->A within three months of him teaching) BUT LIKEEEE HES BEEN TEACHING ME SINCE 8TH GRADE AND SAYS LIKE 1 GOOD THING EVERY 6 MONTHS

HE ARRIVED AS SOON AS I READ UR ANSWER

he said i did well today 😎 and if i study properly ill do the same in all my next exams !!1! i have to start a bunch of different coachings eww

ANYWAYS i woke up at like 5 today (us moment) !! idk why because i had online classes that started from 9

sleep early tho!!!!!!! i hate waking up and i hate sleeping i hate everything actually

i conked out at 11:30pm last night (omfg i did not know i could do that)

im doing so good (still high off the grades) but like lowkey panicking bc of the next exams !! my goal is to beat my sister's records <//3 basically she's pike crazy good and got 7 A* and 1 B </3 i alr got an A* in the subject she got a B in, and then i have like 7 more subjects to give exams of :[

but like she is ACTUALLY so good at studies n shit she got the highest grades in her batch in biology in this years board exams (wtf!) and when she gave her 10th grade boards she got like the highest marks in economics in 34 years/basically the whole school history i will cry .

the english teacher i have rn is fucking insane she told us callous and careless are the same thing i almost cried

she also spelled ajar as ajure

NOW YOU MIGHT SAY but lina thats hecking stupid !! its not her first language:( SHE HAS A DEGREE?? AND IS THE HEAD OF THE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT ??? and she took up four classes (4hrs) just talking about the SYLLABUS not even what we're learning

im aiming for like,, country highest at least in english so having her is a terrifying thought

ALSO A GIRL FROM THE BATCH ABOVE ME GOT WORLD HIGHEST IN HER MATH BOARD EXAM (100%!?!?)

okay anyways ill go erm sorry for yapping.. IM STARTING MY HEALTHY STUDY GIRL ERA AND STUDY NOW!!! honestly im quite proud of myself because like a year and a bit ago my grades were like,, 1 U, 3 Ds, 5 Cs and 1 B like wtf .. anyways the subject i got a U in back then,, i got 90% in boards this year ! and my lowest grade recently was 80% like chat we r eating ts up

IVE TALKED ENOUGH THANKS FOR LISTENING OR WHATEVER NOW I FEEL EMBARRASSED

STAY SAFE AND HYDRATED NESS ILY ILY ILY BYEBYE :)

DON'T FEEL EMBARASSED!!!!! I LOVE TO HEAR YOU TALK <3333 (sorry i got distracted and immediately read the bottom paragraph LET ME READ FROM THE START) LMAO I'M GLAD YOUR TUTOR IS GOOD AT TEACHING!! EVEN IF HE'S NOT NICE 😔😔😔 KNOW THAT YOU'RE DOING SO WELL LINA!!! I'LL COMPLIMENT U AND CHEER U ON IF HE WON'T <3

LINA SIDE TAGENT THAT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH i love how energetic your writing is!!! like it's rubbing off on me <33 i was feeling a little sleepy but now that i'm reading your ask i feel more like !!! awake!!!! this is all /pos I JUST WANTED TO SAY I LOVE THE WAY YOU TALK </33 BUT PLEASE 5 AM???? AND YOUR FIRST ONLINE CLASS IS AT 9??? PLEASE BRO WHY IS THAT THE USUAL?? 😭 WHEN MY FIRST CLASSES WERE ONLINE IN HIGH SCHOOL I FR WOKE UP AT LIKE 8 EVERYDAY (bc idk how they were for you but like google meets were once a week and optional bc they'd just record it anyway so i'd watch the recordings at like 2x speed while doomscrolling tumblr or something)

YOU SLEEP EARLY PLEASE!! or like sleep more idk 😭😭 i could never wake up at 5 am willingly you're amazing for that 😭 the "i hate everything actually" is SO real it made me laugh so hard PLEASE 😭

YOUR SISTER SOUNDS CRAZY??? LIKE GOOD LUCK BEATING HER RECORDS IG </3 BUT PLEASE DON'T STRESS YOURSELF OUT OR MAKE IT A BIG DEAL !! YOU DID AMAZING THIS TIME AROUND WITH YOUR EXAMS AND IK YOU'LL DO GREAT AGAIN BUT DEFINITELY DON'T STRESS YOURSELF OUT TOO MUCH PLEASE!! i cannot believe the thing about your sister having the highest grades in ECONOMICS in like 34 years because economics is NOT fun that class made like 0 sense to me like bro if the global market is crashing and economists don't understand it HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND IT ?????????

CALLOUS AND CARELESS ARE THE SAME THING????????? HELLO????????????? HOW IS SHE A TEACHER I'M SO SORRY BUT LIKE EVEN IF IT'S NOT HER FIRST LANGUAGE THAT MEANS NOTHING LIKE BEING AN ENGLISH TEACHER IS NOT THE ONLY JOB OUT THERE IF SHE CAN'T TEACH ENGLISH THEN LIKE MAYBE SHE CAN TEACH SOMETHING ELSE??? BC I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE LETTING HER TEACH IF SHE'S DOING THINGS LIKE THAT 😭 AND SHE'S THE HEAD OF THE DEPARTMENT AND EVERYTHING??? EVEN CRAZIER???? good luck with your goals though!! i believe in u <3

WHY IS YOUR GRADE BREAKING LIKE ALL THESE RECORDS?????? LIKE I KEEP READING MORE PARAGRAPHS AND WITH EVERY WORD MY CONFIDENCE IN MY OWN SCHOLARLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS IS DEPLETING LMAO 😭😭 I DID NOT BREAK ANY RECORDS BUT GOOD FOR U GUYS!!!

amazing job with the better grades!! and i love your healthy study girl era!! please make sure to take care of yourself and keep your mind and body nourished <333 i hope you're doing alright!! i just saw something on your blog recently that made me want to make sure you're doing alright!!! please know that my dms are always open to you!! <33 take it easy and you're an amazing person <3 you're so sweet and talented please let me know if you need anything!!

[bbsourchef]

intro!!!

hihi! :D i am chef mio (it/itself or she! but mostly it!!)!! of class 3-2!! it is!! so very nice to meet you all!! on this little screen. it must be oh so cramped in there :(

but hi! hihi!! uh. what can i say about myself?? hum. well! i like pincurchin! they are!! friend shaped!! my partner pushpin is the one i am closest to. :) but they are not the only ones i like! it is!! good!! to have varying taste in pokemon. it improves team percentage, or something?? but i want to have the highest percentage in pokemon friendship :D

it requires being smart though!! so i'm a part of a few different clubs!! the biome club is where i usually am though! i am overseeing a project now! it's very cool! but i'm also a member of the cooking club!! because i want to improve!! my cooking skills for people and pokemon!! even if i mostly just want to make all of the world's best sour foods :D

hum. i think that is enough for now! but i want to make lots of friends!! with people too!! so i hope to be able to talk to lots of them! i'm good with food and biome research! but i will try to answer anything asked of me! :) byebye for now!

((ooc info below the cut!!))

Another character in the Sable's Pokemon IRL Cinematic universe, apparently people really liked her, so! I have made a blog for Mio! Basically, she was supposed to just be an NPC for Ren's Orthworm project and my hand proceeded to slip and make a whole ass design. Whoops.

Anyway, Mio is a minor! For the love of god no NSFW or I will block you on sight.

Pelipper Mail/Malice are on, Musharna Mail/Malice are off. The Pelipper one may change, but the Musharna will not.

If you want your character to have history with Mio, please, feel free. Her blog is probably gonna be updated the least out of my four (yes i have a fourth in progress don't you DARE at me), but she is a background NPC for the people okay.

To basically sum her up: she's a girl who worked at the Sinnoh Battle Factory and learned a lot about utilizing Pokemon from a young age, serving as one of it's trainers up until she started attending Blueberry Academy. She basically got there on a scholarship, lmao.

Mio is a very silly lil chef who's basically to sour food as Crispin is to spicy, but she's genuinely a good cook! Like with Pokemon battles, a meal must be well balanced.

She's also a member of the Biome Club! I will probably have to google-fu any answers to advanced questions but Mio knows a hell of a lot about Pokemon adaptation and environmental effects of invasive species and the like. She's just below the Club's leader in terms of intelligence, pretty much.

Mio. Absolutely comes off as a dumbass with a weird typing style, but she basically makes up for it in competence in what she does best, and the work ethic of a god. This is a girl who multitasks her way into straight B+s and nobody knows how.

Feel free to throw some silly shit this way, this blog is very unlikely to dip into the high stakes waters at any point. This is a firm Silly Only zone. (maybe with some minor drama/angst but we're mostly gonna be silly here)

Any long absences are going to be explained by her phone breaking. She's a walking techbane but literally only for phones.

[randomobjectsinmyhousefight]

Alright hi guys this is. The post ever! Uhm..yea okay let's just start the "masterpost" as they call it online uh *taps microphone*

Hello hi welcome to the object fighting thing

[Managed by me, Flowersandcandy06!! Yay B)]

"why does this exist flower oh god"

Well you see I am an only child and I need entertainment somewhat. So yeah, I'm doing this because it was a stupid, dumb idea I thought up last night and I just. Put my thoughts into action and now we're here..Whoopsies :,p

Anyways *cough* here's the lineup:

(This is probably the worst thing I've ever made in ibisPaint X thus far but I could be wrong)

On the left side we have:

Glowing blue rock VS. Dusty globe with a tiara on

Stuck pendulum balls VS. My dad's drum set

Purple holographic star choker I got from Etsy VS. goat milk soap..what??

Santa VS. Miku

On the right side we have:

Polaroid iE826 digital camera VS. Blue screwdriver

The plushie gang ft. Easter day squirrel plush VS. My old Yamaha YPT-240 piano

Some generic kitchen guy idk VS. Soy Sauce bottle

💥💥THE GARAGE🔥🔥 VS. A box I took home from Stagecraft class because someone left it (completely screwed in, there's no like box opening or anything it's just..Box.)

Aaand here are the rules:

I'll be posting the polls on both this account and the gimmick Twitter account I made for this thing, in which case the Twitter can be found at @/r4nd0mobject (link)

For the end results on each poll/battle, I'll add up the percentages/numbers that are shown and whichever object gets the biggest number gets to move on to the next battle, and so on and so forth..

I may add extra points to the final calculations of said polls since I may also host the polls on the Amino community I'm in (Empty Minds Amino - it's a swag amino don't worry *explodes*) because. Why not, lol ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Ok that's it I think

I'll be posting the polls when I have time to post them so, be on the lookout for those I guess!! Lol

If this thing gets huge out of nowhere uhm. I'll eat a butterfinger?? idk- okay THAT'S IT byebye *dies again*

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

I THINK I FORGOT TO SEND MY ASK??? IDK 😭

dude axel my dad woke me up at 4 IN THE FUCKING MORNING BECAUSE MY DOG HAD TO GO PEE AND MY DAD WAS ALREADY AWAKE 😭 LIKE IF YOU WERE AWAKE WHY WOULD YOU WAKE ME UP🫠

anyway im probably gonna fail spanish cause theres this project (idek what it’s about) and i havent started it yet 😆 goodbye honor roll🥲

SHIT DUDE IM ON THE TRAIN THAT I TAKE TO SCHOOL AND I JUST REALIZED I LEFT MY SCIENCE HOMEWORK AT HOME 😰😰 i was finally going to turn in my missing assignment 🫠 OH MY GOD SPEAKING OF SCIENCE GUESS WHO IS FAILING 😆 my parents are probably going to cut my allowance 🫠

ANYWAY MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS HOWLS MOVING CASTLE‼️ as for movie genres im honestly not sure I just know that I LOVEE romance movies like UGHWGDH oh or like specific 80’s movies (like breakfast club and 16 candles)

OKAY ANYWAY THATS ALL FOR NOW ILYSM BYEBYE💗💗

-bambi (HELP I ALMOST MISSPELLED MY TAG IS bmaib)

I HATEEEE WHEN PPL DO THAT like u couldn’t have just done it for me at that point since u were AWAKE ???? 😒😒💔💔

HELP WHEN IS THE PROJECT DUE ??? MAYBE U STILL HAVE TIME N CAN FIGURE IT OUT!!

NAURRRR NOT THE FORGETTING UR SCIENCE HW 💔💔 tbh tho i don’t blame u for failing science bc science was not my strong suit. cough none of my classes were jesus i failed so many classes don’t be like me cough

HOWLS MOVING CASTLE IS SO GOOD!! and no one is doing it like 80’s movies anymore… i get it…

BYEBYE ILYM

[jayreviews]

Apples are falling very far from the store

Hey it’s Yaj!

Quick update on the headphones: they’re amazing. I love them even more than I thought I did. The noise cancellation is a god send and I’m not even joking.

From previous posts I said how I lived with a big family, and said family has so many kids, and said kids make a lot of noise, and said noise is lowered when I turn on my headphones. Thank god I bought them cause my window was looking really tempting.

I did want to buy AirPods so I went to the store next to my house and asked for the cheapest not gonna lie. He said they were ten dollars and warned me that they weren’t the original and I was like ‘Well yeah they’re like ten dollars how would they be original?’ so I bought them but my tiny little shrimp brain didn’t think of asking about the sound or even seeing if I can try them at his store first.

So when I went back home to try them, in the nicest words I can think of: they were very much not what I wanted. The sound was very bad, the packaging was very good for ten dollars.

Anyway, I returned and got my money back.

I don’t need AirPods anyway.

Also I haven’t been playing as much as I did in summer cause obviously?? I have classes. And it’s exhausting. I went to my last class of the day today, spent money on the bus, sweat a lot cause summer sucks, walked to my class and finally sat down, only to get a text from my friend sending me the email our doctor sent saying ‘Oh there’s no class come in the weekend’ like?? Miss ma’am sir that should be illegal.

Anyway so I sat in the air conditioned room cause I wasn’t dumb?? And went home after an hour.

And new topic: What is up with apple?

I keep hearing about how the iPhone 15 overheats when you use a charger other than the one you buy, breaks when it bends but honestly why would you even buy a phone that expensive only to bend it?? rich people man. I want to be this rich in the future so I could but an iPhone just to bend it.

So I updated my iPhone 12 to the new iOS update because it hadn’t stopped bugging me about it, and what do you know, it’s been hell on earth.

My battery is more draining than before, my applications keep crashing, the new auto correction wON’T TURN OFF AND I AM FED UP BECAUSE WHY IS IT LIKE THAT??

And there’s another update to the one before, but it needs at least 6GB for it to update and like?? I have the 64GB you think I have enough space??

I’m crying.

Also my computer is lagging too much, the stupid thing won’t click unless I restart every time I open it. None of my applications will work unless I do that.

So I need a new phone, a new computer, and because I’m a hoarder and I like collecting things that are not normal and because it would look so cute, I want an iPad. With a keyboard. And an apple pen.

You think if I got just the iPad with the keyboard and the pen it’d replace my computer? Not like replace replace but it’d help for college right? Idk.

Yeah the window looks very tempting. It’s calling out to me.

Plus I’m responsible for this club in college and I have to do so many things and buy stuff and talk to so many people for this other thing and we don’t even have the budget so we’re all paying from out of pocket.

(We had the first meeting last week and so many people were starting at me. But then my best friend wad like ‘Well yeah it’s cause you’re the president’ and I blocked her. But there were two cute guys staring at me the whole time. Let me be delusional okay??)

Oh oh!! And there’s this cute guy in some of my classes but I’m terrified he’s a minor (like he’s 17 not 18 yet fresh out of high school) and like ew. So I’m remaining safe and keeping it close from a distance. Like, friends is okay. If he’s 18 then woohoo I can have a crush. But if he’s 17 then haha jail looking real fine right now.

So.

How are you guys doing?

Until next time.

Byebye!

[iheartred]

i LOVE ur writing n it’s perfect because i need to consume more media abt the black phone. could i request the black phone x reader where reader is rlly feminine? idk how to word it sorry i hope u get it😭😭

The blackphone x reader

m.list

Them with Feminine!reader

cw : fluff/crack / reader has no distinct gender but is feminine !!(they/them will still be used!!)

a/n : I understand this in a way (I think??) I hope everyone else understands too, and I'm hoping this is what you meant whsjsh😭

(After writing this I think this is just more of a really pretty and kind!reader oo my bad whsjsh,also this will be pretty short whdjd)

Finney Blake :

Doesnt know how to be around you

Like he's always so nervous, whether it'd be your very kind and soft personality or you're entire style that take his breath away

He's like just amazed at how pretty you can be dude :C

You : Hey Finn! What are we doing in class toda- you good??

Finney(sweating) : never been better!

You : okay??

he will try to compliment you and by try I mean he'll walk up to you, stare at you like you're a God, look down, then walk away

And you're just standing there with your friends wondering what that was all about

Friend : huh?? Was he gonna ask you out or something

Robin (from the sidelines) : he was gonna say you looked nice y/n

You : oh! Tell him I said thanks!

He'd tell you over the phone how sorry he was about how weird he was

Robin Arellano :

" Eres Bonita "(You're pretty)

Is all he'd say outlook before saying it was nothing when he realized you didn't hear him

He will literally always be trying to impress you, intentionally or unintentionally he will do so

He'll literally pick you up if you said your legs were hurting

Helps you fix your makeup because he always sees his mom during her makeup and she taught him how to do a girls makeup if he ever wanted to really impress a person

You : Wow!! My makeup looks even better than before Robin, thanks so much

Robin : Ofcourse no pro-

And then you'd kiss him on the cheek as a real thank you then you'd run off saying "OKAY SEE YOU TOMORROW BYEBYE ROBIN!!!"

Bruce yamada :

Will steal your sweaters as a joke because you said he'd never rock any sort of outfit you wear

Lowkey kinda likes these sweaters, won't ever admit that though

Will do your nails with you

You : Bruce you're literally painting my entire finger at this point stop

Bruce : whattt noo that's craz-

You : Bruce. I don't have nail polish remover. Please

Then he'd stop..

Then paint you finger again and run away

Loves to show off when he's at a game and you're there, will be on 170% during the entirety of the game

If his team coach ever found out it was you who fired him up like this, expect your mother calling you down to tell you that it was the coach for the 50th time that week

Loves doing you hair, since he has a little sister I can imagine him doing her hair whenever his mom is out and about or she would just rather that her older and cooler brother do it for her

Vance Hopper :

Is probably also really nervous around you

Doesnt show or admit it though because letting someone like you ruin his reputation of being a hard-core tough guy would be embarrassing

Now this doesn't mean he'll straight up ignore you, or be rude towards you it just means he won't ever let himself be seen blushing whenever you tell him how pretty he can be too

Vance : That's embarrassing literally shut up

You : It's not though! You really are pretty, like your hair and you're eyes are just really-

And then all you can hear is rambling from your end and a Vance who's trying really hard not to show that's he's extremely flustered by this

if he felt like the day was going pretty great, he'd definitely be very openly kind to you

Telling you how gorgeous you looked, complimenting your hand writing, letting his hand linger a little longer on yours when he tried reaching for his paper

Anyways, I feel like if you asked him on this particular day he'd MAYBE let you put his hair up not in public but you know it still works

Billy Showalter :

Is nervous around you, like whenever you're out in the morning waiting for the daily newspaper he always makes sure your last so he gets a lot of time to spare so he can talk to you

Billy : goodmorning y/n

You : Goodmorning Billy! Thanks for the newspaper!

You say slightly shouting it

He loves when you talk to him, especially when you ask him for help, specifically

He knows anyone would ask for help, but when you ask it's like an angel just put a blessing upon him

will help you put your hair up with your pins, and loves to compliment them

Billy : your pins are very cute

You : thanks Billy, I get them from Walmart they cost like one dollar, sometimes even just 50 cents!

Next thing you know, Billy comes up to you with different pins whenever they have new ones in-stock

Is flustered around you a lot, but never shows it

But his front breaks whenever you pat him on the shoulder and tell him he did a good job, or thank him for helping you study for the test that day

You always walk away and never realize that you leave him a blushing mess of a man

☆ ☆ ☆

[haikyuuateer]

lev, yaku, and kenma reacting to accidentally kissing you 

pairings: lev x gn!reader, kenma x gn!reader, yaku x gn!reader

warnings: some cursing

idea: you’re one of nekoma’s managers, but what happens when you accidentally share a kiss with one of the volleyball boys? (also just to clarify these are just random scenarios they don’t all happen at the same time oh goD that would be interesting)

there’s a lot to read so i’m going to put everything under the cut to save your guys' tumblr scrolling

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.・゜゜・　lev haiba 　・゜゜・．

now we already know this baby is super affectionate and is probably already crushing on you

he loves you so much

are you oblivious? who knows

but you can’t help but find him super adorable

annoying, yet adorable

anyways he likes to do this thING where he gets super close to your face just to get you flustered and you secretly like it hate it

everyone’s taking a small break from practicing and you’re giving everyone water bottles bc they require hydration (i’m sorry why am i talking like this)

after you give kuroo a water bottle you hear someone walk up next to you and you just sigh

"Y/N~" you hear an all too familiar voice call out next to you

you turn towards the voice, already knowing it’s lev "what is it—"

oh boy

somehow you did NOT realize how close lev was to you

he had leaned down to your height like he always does, fricking tall ass

all it took was you feeling your lips lightly graze against his for you to immediately back ten feet away, and naturally you found yourself hiding behind yaku 

his eyes are super pretty up close

OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?? wait

holy shit you kissed lev haiba

does that even count as a kiss?? i mean your lips touched???? 

was that on purpose?? was it an accident??? did he not realize that him being that close to you meant that there was a possibility of you accidentally kissing him????? 

whAT??? jUSt??? haPPenED???

you were terrified when yaku walked away from you only to see him kick lev as hard as possible you almost felt bad for him

the poor beanstalk was blushing furiously, his cheeks, ears, and nose were stained pink 

of course you were probably blushing too, and then finally you and lev made eye contact

you looked away immediately

why was your heart racing?? yo his lips were surprisingly soft tho

not everyone realized what happened, probably only kuroo and yaku noticed

you probably never saw lev the same after that, especially since you developed a crush on the beanstalk after that

i mean what? lol

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.・゜゜・　morisuke yaku 　・゜゜・．

wbk he’s the sweetest and one of the more tolerable boys, which means yay you don’t have to basically babysit a bunch of teenage boys

well you and yaku kind of have to babysit them together but that’s not what we’re focusing on rn ;)

after practice he came up to you and you two had a peaceful conversation

you two bonded well over being the ones to babysit everyone but you had your childish moments too, he was basically the person you were the closest to out of everyone else

everything’s going perfectly well, nothing is going wrong for once

haha SIKE

maybe lev was just blind because you and yaku are shorties (but like you’re barely shorter/taller than him..(haha you choose))

the tall victuri love child backs up and before you can warn yaku he bumps into him

yaku ends up being completely caught off guard, he stumbles forward and accidentally knocks you over in the process

and everything happens all at once, yaku falls on top of you, lev screams ("I KILLED YAKU AND Y/N"), and ohoho ohohoho what’s this

you feel something?? on your lips???

perhaps???? another pair?????? of lips????

THEY ARE?????? S O F T ????

i’m sorry

anyways somehow the way yaku landed on you caused you two to accidentally kiss!! woah!!!

he immediately gets off of you and won’t stop apologizing, you both are super flustered and he’s stuttering

you can see the blush growing on his cheeks

meanwhile you’re at a loss for words, holy damn you just got kissed

lev is apologizing as well

kuroo’s just laughing his ass off

yaku helps you stand up, and then he immediately wABAM does a spin kick on lev

of course, you can’t help but laugh

but you’re screaming internally

then you make eye contact with yaku and your heart?? your heart does a thing????? 

you two immediately look away from each other

your mind and heart are both racing

maybe he’s really good at kissing like damn boi put those soft lips to USE

AHRJHARGJAHJAJA and then you run to the bathroom ("UH I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM REAL QUICK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BYEBYE") and internally scream at yourself until you stop freaking out 

congratulations! you have a crush on yaku morisuke 

don’t worry he feels the same exact way you do

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.・゜゜・　kenma kozume 　・゜゜・．

now you may be wondering, how could you possibly accidentally kiss a boy who loves to constantly stare at either the game he’s playing or his phone? well oh boy let me show you

class finally finishes and that means woo it’s time to head to the gym!!

you’re a second year along with kenma and he’s so focused on his game that he didn’t realize the bell rang, or that everyone around him is leaving the classroom 

you don’t see him in the hallway and that means one thing, he’s still in his classroom, gaming

how does this boy not get in trouble? you can never find out how or why

you walk into his classroom and stand in front of his desk, somehow he still doesn’t notice you

you sigh and lean closer to him, poking his forehead

"oi, kenma, class is over. we gotta head to the gym."

kenma sighs and finishes what he’s doing on the game before looking up at you "hm?"

"are you fucking kidding m- volleyball practice, kenma.."

"oh, okay"

before you two can get ready you feel a weight on your back and you’re pushed even closer to kenma

turns out kuroo saw you two through the door, he already assumed that kenma hadn’t noticed the bell and went to get him

this annoying rooster-head decided to put all his weight against you

he calmly fake-yawned and pretended to check his nails

"are you two lovebirds ready to go yet?"

he’s confused as to why he didn’t get a response, so he looks at the two of you, only to realize what he’s done

you weren’t that far away from kenma’s face to begin with

so kuroo pushing you by leaning against you caused your faces to collide- more specifically- your lips to collide

you two were kissing. kISSing. LIPS AGAINST LIPS. and you could barely move because of a certain male leaning against you 

"oh SHIT-" kuroo immediately gets off of you and you back away from kenma, bumping into the desk behind you

kenma was already turned away from you

oh my god is he blushing

hE’S blUshING

you’re flustered, your heart is racing, your cheeks feel warm, and holy shit kenma’s lips are super soft??

omg what are you thinking 

"whatever! i’ll just- i’ll just see you guys at the gym!! jeez, you’re so annoying, kuroo.."

you huff and walk out of the classroom, only to make a beeline for the bathroom

you lock yourself in a stall and bury your face in your hands, your tiny crush on kenma has officially become massive unbearable super embarrassing crush

oh god how do you even face him in the gym??

let’s just say kuroo had to drag kenma all the way to the gym because the boy had officially become unresponsive, he had his face buried in his hands as well and he was blushing hardcore

"you’re welcome, kenma" kuroo says teasingly right when you walk into the gym

oh my god he did it on purpose that little sHIT

[a-wandering-ghoulette]

Copia as Papa: the blue papal ensemble first thoughts

I won't beat about the bush: I’m convinced the color is important. We’re used to Popes in black (yeah PE1 wore white, but can't we agree it’s not that surprising?) and now we have this strange bird showing off. So much can be said about this color! Let me add “few” things which, to me, seem accurate or would have personnaly inspired me in the choice of this color, based on the middle age, plague-ish and Renaissance theme following Copia so far:

First of all, starting from the XIIth century blue is a new, trending color, symbol of wealthyness and aristocracy. Deep and vivide tons are the most expensive. It’s said blue colors used to be more expensive than those using gold powder.

During the XIIth century, blue already tended to replace black even in the funeral rite and religious objects.

Catholics didn't accepted the use of blue that easily. Wearing blue was considered as a surge of pride. Actually, they didn’t really care about what people wore but still, it was unworthy of a good Christian. It was a true moral fight opposing the big bad blue of the nobles and Protestants to the imperious red and discreet black of the Christianity.

Copia as a Cardinal often wore red and black, traditional colors, and seemed a little bit clumsy and oopsy oops sorry Nihil aha ‘living now byebye~. Now he’s in blue and he’s the new Pope and he's like eh there can be only 1 Pope, shoo~! Mere coincidences, most certainly, but I wanted to highlight this.

After the Black Plague strucked Europe, wearing blue wasn’t well seen. First, because it’s expensive to produce and european countries are ruined. So decreats were made to stop this hunger for luxurious textile goods. Secondo, ethic: to keep a christian tradition of modesty and righteousness. Young people and women were targeted and repression on innovative ideas were made bc they were “disturbing the established order and moral”. Finally, ideology: a need to initiate segregation between classes and genders. To maintain strong barriers and avoid mixes between classes is a priority and the outfit -the complexity + color- is the first sign of social classification. To break these borders, it’s to break the order desired by God, which is both dangerous (boooo fear the return of the plague!) and sacrilagious.

About the Holy Mary™ (bc I saw posts about that and I know some of you are just joking around and it’s 100% okay! I’m adding that for those who may want/need more infos). Blue started to be associated to Mary during the XIIIth century, and let's be honest, the most noticeable symbolism in that is they used an expensive pigment to depict Mary bc she is a very important biblical figure. Blue wasn’t that valorised symbolicaly speaking at the time, it was too early, not trending enough yet.

So according to me, here Copia is basically showing off all his pride to the eyes of the world and most certainly his will to be a great leader, while sticking with this idea of “death” surrounding him since he first appeared. He’s totally breaking the habits established so far (it already started with Prequelle released. I meaaaan....!!!).

(For the most curious soul: read the book Blue-The History of a Color by Michel Pastoureau. Good shit, well written and documented!)

If I can easily speculate on the color and complexity of his ensemble, when it comes to the embroidery I admit I don't have brain Brig enough lol. However, I instinctively want to shout: “I see astronomy mixed to alchemy here, all followed by Baroque like arabesque, aaaah!!”, but I wonder: what’s going on here?

The first thing I spotted is the G ending on a star, as if it’s pointing at it, wanting us to look at it closely. Indeed, it guide our eyes to it. Is there a comparison to do with Ursa Major and the North star?  I’m kinda confused bc of its look. The symetrical shapes makes sens with the whole aesthetic of the outfit, but the G doesnt look like anything else on this ensemble. Everything is full of arabesque or fine lines, and here we have a thick sharp shaped G (and is it silver or blue? I wanna see HD close ups! ;;). Don’t get me wrong, I think it looks super cool! I’m simply confused because I feel like I’m missing the point here. I’m curious to see what you think about it! (EDIT rightafterpostingthis: Wait, constellation ! I'm stupid aha, it's a constallation.)

We also have this:

I instinctively see cardinal points and the compass rose. Very important when you observe the sky. Again, with the G pointing at the star, this symbol bring the notion of direction, discovery, travel, guiding us/ourself. It’s a tool meant to help us... And the G is centered. But let’s not speculate more than necessary, it’s a bit too early for that.

Alchemy, the Heptagrams :

I don’t know much about them tbh. It’s some good alchemy stuff, about universe and perfection, and it’s also used in occultism/paganism, and catholicism (7 days of the creations + protection against... the evil?).

About the stones. Lot of blue ones apparently. Let’s say it’s meant to be saphirres: stones use to make amulet for travellers, protection against the plague and various nervous illness and such. Note that “saphirre” also refered to “lazulis” during Renaissance(people were confusing them. Both blue stone, can't blame them). Another reason why blue is such an important color here! Fun fact: saphirre also symbolize honesty, fidelity and truth.

Overall, the ensemble looks like a mystic map of the sky and I just love it! These notions also go along with my idea that Copia's character development is bases on Middle Age/Renaissance humanism and opening of minds toward the world, letting go of old beliefs. I mostly linked it with astronomy and alchemy, with historical/social bacground, but I’m pretty sure people into astrology and paganism will surely have a lot to say as well! Let’s see what others interpretations you’ll come with... And what Tobias actually has in mind!

[zandsoftime]

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This is a Yunho fic!

enjoy?

You met San at a compulsory public speaking class, where only you both had to attend for grades; it was filled with nerds who came voluntarily. And your bond begin with bored out glances at each other and loud sighs exchanged. And after that you guys hung out a lot, went to get coffee while doing homework, caught rides with each other, and waved whenever your paths crossed.

You met Yunho when San wanted you to meet his friends that he wouldn’t stop talking about, which made you slightly jealous; you yearned for a bond like that. You pushed that thought away, nothing good comes with jealousy. And while San and his friends would go about their own business, you would stick to the side-lines, not knowing what to say or do, even though they try their best to include you.

Yunho would be the one to keep you company, actively telling you about his day and attentively listen when you were asked about yours. He would also help you study and take you out to grab coffee when San would be too busy.

Anyone would be a fool to not fall for Yunho, with his smile that make his eyes crinkle at the corners, teeth on display, fluffy hair. Who wouldn’t fall for him, at least you could keep it inside, and no one had to know.

“Look at Yunho in this picture, he looks so handsome” San shows you the pictures from your quick break before the exams to the arcade. You take a glance, damn. You know that the moment you open your mouth, you’re screwed.

“Hmm”

“I don’t like it when you’re vague” 

“Yes Yunho is cute” That’s all you plan on saying anyways, but you had to panic, because what if San thinks you’re not commenting on it too much and picks up that you’re crushing on Yunho? Ok, so you were overthinking.

“Too cute that it’s impossible he exists, I mean I see him every day but it’s not like I believe he’s real, there is a limit to being cute and all. I mean a recreation of a Greek god- I mean he should be a Greek God himself-”

You were cut short by San’s exploding laughter and as you voice your confusion to him, he still laughs until you violently shake him-

“Yah! Why are you laughing?”

He finally calms down enough to tell you-

“Just say you have a crush on him”

You open your mouth to deny-

“Admit it~” He says scrolling through his phone again.

You huff out, San was your best (read: only) friend, it wouldn’t hurt to tell him, so you nod the tiniest bit, and San grins from ear to ear.

“I mean, I didn’t see it coming, but when you started rambling off like that, it was obvious.”

You sigh.

“You tell this to anyone, I will personally murder you”

“Sure sure”

And after that, he thankfully let you change the topic.

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Ever since then, whenever you’d meet Yunho, right after that, you’d whip out your phone to text San; something vague like-

“He’s wearing a red sweater”

“He dyed his hair blue!”

“Kill me”

And then you’d go home and text San about how a person; a human, cannot simply be so beautiful, and ramble off about him.

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“But sir, I don’t have an email” You tell the professor, who has just asked to submit your assignment by mail.

“Don’t whine to me, and make one, is there a student your age without email? How do you have social media accounts?”

“I don’t have them” you reply

“Just make one, it’s extremely useful, and won’t take much of your time” He said, in a brushing off manner, guess he doesn’t believe you.

You nod and sigh as you leave to the next class. If you can’t whine to your professor, you can whine to Yunho. Who listens to the whole thing like the god damn angel he is, and as you open your phone to create one, he gently coaxes it out of your hand, asks you if it’s okay if he creates one for you instead and when you nod he turns his attention to the phone, while you’re just dumbly staring at your hand, where Yunho’s hand made contact with yours.

“Look, I sent my self a mail using yours, lets chat on mail for a while, you can get used to it” He says, you nod, and talk for a while, and then Yunho had to go. You wave at him while he leaves and you text San.

“What’s your mail?”

And when you finally get it, you send him a mail.

URGENT: JEONG YUNHO TOUCHED MY HAND, I REPEAT JEONG YUNHO TOUCHED MY HAND, MOM COME PICK ME UP PLEASE.

I MEAN HE WAS FABULOUS TODAY TO, IF IT WASN’T OBVIOUS; HIS HAIR WAS SO SOFT I CLIKED A PIC, LOOK:

[Image attached]

DO ME A FAVOUR, WHEN I DIE, SIT ON THE VERY SAME CHAIR HE’S SITTING ON, LOOK AT THE SAME DEIRECTION HE’S LOOKING AT AND BURY ME THERE, WHILE YOUR AT IT PRINT THIS ON MY GRAVESTONE.

WHEN I DIE PLEASE TELL HIM I LOVE HIM IN THE OTHER WAY.

BYEBYE

Later that day you get a reply from San saying that you’re too dramatic and an email from Yunho, which you didn’t think much about the time. He was the one who wanted to talk in mail, so you open it and-

And you realise you accidently send it to him too.

*cue freak out*

“So I must have send it to him too-” San blinks at you for a while and then-

Laughs at your face saying random things like

“This is gold”

“Nonononono”

“Never in my life- never”

At this point, you think he’s just spewing English vines that he’s been watching a bit too much to be considered healthy. And now you’re overcome with sadness, and as soon as he notices, he starts apologising and you bow you head, you think you look like a rag doll, and then cry. And san runs circles on you back, occasionally tucking strands of hair behind you ear and wait till you finish.

After a good while of snot- running type of crying, puffy eyes and ringing ears, you start to ramble, a habit that got you here in the first place.

“I don’t think I’m ready for rejection, I mean I was perfectly fine watching him from the side-lines. Heck I would watch him get married and I’d probably say nothing, like I’m not dying inside, proceed to get married, I’m crying tears of happiness-”

“What makes you so sure that he’s going to reject you?”

“I don’t know ok? But this isn’t a movie, he sees me as a friend and I had to go and catch feelings for him.”

San sighs.

“So, what’re you going to do now?”

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.

It was hard, but you finally managed to blackmail San to help you avoid Yunho situations.

“And how long do you plan to do this?”

“Until my plane ticket and Visa to Alaska are approved and I change my name to Veronica Fall”

He looks at you, and the look speaks for itself, you’re being dramatic. You raise your arms in mock surrender and flop on top of the bed.

“Tomorrow everyone is hanging out, Yunho will be there, you coming?”

You pointedly grin at his cheeky expression, and he mimics the way you had surrendered just a few moments ago.

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You stare at the response you had given to all the missed calls from Yunho.

I’m busy

Sorry, I was showering

I’m going to be busy for a while.

And you watch as the three dots move, and then stop and then move again, you feel as if your heartbeat moves along with those dots, stopping when it disappears, and then finally a response.

We need to talk, I gave you your time, and it’s not fair.

You feel like this is a new side of Yunho you haven’t seen, an assertive one. And you realise, just because you’re a coward, doesn’t mean that you can leave Yunho in the dark, even though you have fears of Yunho leaving you, getting awkward; deep down, you know, that Yunho, he’d never treat your feelings as something useless. And that makes you feel more in love.

And who knows unrequited love may not be so bad, maybe, just maybe; for Yunho it might not be so bad.

Fine

After sending the last text, you get up to clean the place, take out boxes littered about, and books and papers all lying about that you haven’t cared to put away. You do the dishes, and tie your hair into a pony, you’re distracting yourself from the real problem of facing him, for now you let yourself do it; later, you can scream at yourself.

And a right when you reach for the broomstick that you had tucked in deep behind the storage room; you hear a knock at your door.

You don’t think much about it, until you open the door. Low and behold; Yunho was standing at the doorway, a determined look on his face and he walks past you into the house.

You can’t help but think; geez, come on in. But you’re just salty.

And he opens his phone and shows it at your face, too close to read, practically in between your eyes, its touching your nose too. And you’re the dramatic one.

“Explain; explain this email, that was, I figure, supposed to be sent to San, explain why you’ve been avoiding me and my calls, and wherever I go right after I replied to this, I’m not going or letting you go until you do.”

And his voice cracks at the end bit, but you don’t notice, you’re in a bubble of thinking; thinking how to phrase this, just overthinking; maybe.

And moments which feel like hours pass, and you decide to do this the ripping off the band aid way. But it turned out more like the ramble it off way

“I like you? No, no that came out wrong… I love you? Yes, I’m pretty sure I love you, and don’t worry I know you’re not into me that way-”

And you don’t know what really happened; there was a hand on your face, right under your nose, and he was right in front of you.

“Sometimes, everything you say is nonsense.” He breathes, you open your mouth to respond, and he applies more pressure with his palm, to keep you quiet. You can’t help but think of the way your lips mouthed at his palm, not the time; not the time at all.

And then he continues.

“You don’t know how relieved I am to hear that, the moment I got that email, it took me a few minutes to understand, but when I did, I already pictured our five adopted cats, not gonna lie”

Your eyes widen in shock, did he just indirectly say he like you back, in the form of cats? This is why you fell for him in the first place.

“Did I creep you out? I must have creeped you out, forget I said that.”

And you laugh behind his palm, and he slowly removes it, moves it to your shoulder, drags it down the length of your arm, and interlocks it with your hand, a sweet smile on his face, the contagious one, so it’s only law that you smile back, teeth and all, since you can’t hold it back.

“We should go on a date.”

“That; we must.”

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You were on one of your many dates, too wind up in each other to not notice the others who also wanted to hang out with you, you totally kept the news from San; you and Yunho are in this together, so he needs to also be comfortable with telling San, after a lot of thinking, you both settle on letting them find out, which may take years to get in their daft heads, but for now, you both have put fate in them.

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San caught on way too quickly, the moment you enter the café and sit down, he says-

“So you’re not moving to Alaska? Or is your husband; Yunho moving with you?”

You blush and look down-

“Look, I can explain-”

And he breaks into a wide grin,

“I’m happy for ya”

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You and Yunho were scrolling through many of the messages you have send to San; the ones fawning over Yunho, as much as he likes to get you flustered, he himself also gets flustered, so it’s a win-win situation.

“They haven’t caught on yet” you suddenly say.

It’s true, other than San none of them have caught on yet that you both have been dating, and that’s kind of weird, since it’s been almost a whole year.

But it’s not like you’re gonna sit them down and tell them. You and Yunho have a better plan.

Well you have a better plan.

“-and they walk in on us!”

“…..”

“Or not?”

“No”

You end up inviting them over for dinner, and as they take their first bites, you happily chirp in that you’re dating and Yunho adds that you’re moving in with, leaving everyone to choke on their food, except San, who had a cocky expression, which soon turned into a choking fit, who’s cocky now?

And Wooyoung looks up, and goes “Wait, you’re serious” and continues choking, this time on nothing.

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[kyodzuken]

boyfriend does my makeup tag - kim minkyu

'hello, my lovely friends and fans!' you beamed into the camera, doing jazz hands as the slight echo of whatever movie minkyu was watching played in the background. 'first of all, i know it's been a while since i got on my ass to upload, my apologies.' you laughed a bit, clapping your hands together. 'also, sorry for the sound... my boyfriend's watching a movie, and since a video was long overdue...' you stated, extending the last couple words, 'i thought i should hurry up and post!'

after doing your usual intro, asking your fans to like and subscribe, and to follow your tiktok, you sighed, leaning back in your chair as you begun the video. 'okay, so this week i wanted to do a let's play, since y'all truly enjoyed the chaotic... energy of that video, and since y'all love to see me scream my ass off. but, due to popular demand, i'm going to do a video with my boyfriend!' you exclaimed, smiling giddily at the camera. 'ever since i posted that one tiktok, you guys wouldn't shut up about him!' you laughed, reminiscing about the video you'd posted a couple days back on your tiktok account.

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you shushed the camera, smiling before turning it around to face minkyu, who'd been watching a drama, eyes watching the bright monitor of his computer steadily. you giggled a bit off camera, doing your best to be stealthy as to not alert minkyu to your phone camera.

you entered from the side, tiptoeing over as you made your way onto his lap, koala hugging him; his expression turning quickly from shock to endearment. he grinned, leaning back as he wrapped your arms around your neck and kissed you on the cheek tenderly, leaning his head on your shoulder.

'gotcha.' you whispered, earning a chuckle from the brown-haired boy; forgetting the camera as you both dozed off.

-

'uh... yeah. so, without further ado – this is boyfriend does my makeup tag!' you grinned, as minkyu entered the room hesitantly.

'do i have to do this, y/n?' he rolled his eyes, sitting down next to you as you playfully elbowed him.

'yes, yes you do. how else do i secure the bag?' you whined, flicking your hair off your shoulder jokingly as he laughed at your expression. 'okay,' you started, turning to face the camera. 'so, i won't tell you any of my products, or the order i do them in, it's all up to you babe.' you explained as minkyu's almost terrified face made you giggle. 'it's not that hard – didn't you do a makeup class on produce?' you questioned.

'well, yes, but that took what? three minutes? and you spend at least three hours per day.' he said, looking at the camera and back to you. 'and i'll watch every second of it, every time.' he mumbled only loud enough for you to hear – a pink blush dusting over your cheeks.

'o-okay, haha.' you stuttered awkwardly, the taller boy smiling at your flustered expression as you motioned for him to begin the process. 'i just hope i don't look bad after this.' you said, earning a tsk and a 'you never look bad, baby.' from him.

minkyu grabbed your face, rummaging through the products laid out in front of him before settling on your foundation, smacking a glob of it onto your face. 'oh, good- no, nevermind. not good. not good.' you laughed.

'stop moving! i'm working on my masterpiece!' the boy jokingly stated whilst pouting.

'awe, okay, sorry!' you giggled.

the rest of the video wasn't much different – minkyu slapping big splatters of this and that onto your face, as well as you cracking jokes causing the both of you to stop and laugh. you knew at the back of your mind that your fans would love this – the undeniable chemistry combined with the crackhead energy that almost exuded from both of you was sure to be a hit.

'kim minkyu!' you gasped.

'what?' he stared at you, wholeheartedly confused and dazed.

'you just... my brows... oh my god.' you uttered before bursting into a laugh. the inexperienced brunette had unknowingly applied nearly ten coats of brow tint, making your brows look like sharpies. 'i can't even see them, but lord, i just know they're clapped-' you giggled.

'shh! firstly, don't be mean, i'm sensitive. secondly, they look great, thank you very much!' he scoffed, much to your amusement.

'but-' you opened your mouth to complain, only to be silenced by minyku.

'i will literally harvest your toes if you critique my excellence.' you laughed at your boyfriend's actions, as his grip on your face tightened. '(y/n) on god ... stop. moving.' he stated, pouting as you attempted to stop the giggles erupting from your mouth.

'okay, okay!!' you smiled, minkyu's face lighting up at your cute expression, as he pinched your cheek before returning to his self-claimed 'masterpiece.'

you knew this video was going to take hours to edit, the amount of times minkyu tried to kiss you, or fucked up and accidentally said some "naughty" words, was going to leave you sitting on your chair editing for eons. you smiled at the thought, however, because you knew that watching it was going to remind you of exactly how much you loved the goofball boyfriend that sat in front of you currently, doing your makeup and trying his best.

'why the smile?' the boy asked, as you jumped a little in surprise.

'hm?' you questioned.

'the smile. why are you smiling?' he repeated, eyes still focused on your left lip as he splattered hues and shades on top of each other.

'can i not smile now?' you joked, before continuing. 'and i was smiling because i was thinking of you.' you grinned, booping his nose as he scrunched it in response.

'since when were you so cheesy?' he asked, as you slapped him lightly.

'i try to be sweet and loving to my boyfriend, and all i get in return is hurt. i am in pain, kim minkyu, you have shattered my heart.' he rolled his eyes at your antics before cupping your face with his hands.

'done.' he stated, before giving you a peck on your lips, turning your chair to face the mirror.

and you immediately burst out in laughter, clapping your hands as tears welled up in your eyes.

'hey!! what's wrong with my work??' the boy asked, pouting as he jokingly elbowed your side. you wiped a tear before looking at minkyu, kissing his cheek and grabbing his hand.

'nothing, my sharpie eyebrows and bright blue...green...yellow? eyeshadow looks beautiful.' you smiled, flicking your hair as you turned to the camera. 'well, guys, that's the boyfriend does my makeup tag! please leave a comment below as to your opinions on this absolute look, and please praise my very talented boyfriend on his amazing eyeshadow blending!' you joked, earning a feint from the boy.

'thanks for watching, (y/n)-ers.' he smiled.

'they're not called (y/n)-ers, you clown.'

'i'm calling them what i want to call them.'

'they're my fans.'

'they're here for me.'

'i'm hurt, minkyu. devastated that you'd take my lovely fans for such shallow people.' you put a hand on your heart before continuing. 'i changed my mind. comment below how much he fucking sucks. ow!' you yelped as the boy wrapped his elbow around your neck.

'okay, byebye!!' he waved to the camera as you reached to turn it off.

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

AXEL I AM HAVING A CRISIS RN. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO LIKE WIDHWKSNDJ

so i think my friends crush might like me 🧍‍♀️ yikes🫠 IM NOT 100% SURE BUT LIKE THE STUFF THIS GUY DOES??

LEMME GIVE YOU A FEW EXAMPLES CAUSE LIKE IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND😓

okay so the first example is how he teases me which like i get it people tease each other all the time but he does it a lot to me and from what i’ve seen he hasnt done it to anyone else😭 he’ll tease me abt anything whether it be my height cause im “short” or something i said or maybe something stupid i did like he’ll tease me abt it 😭 MAYBE IM JUST OVERTHINKING IT IDK

second one is this time we were on the bus with our friends,, so what happened was he sat next to me even though there was an empty seat next to his BEST FRIEND?? LIKE WHAT?? idk lowk found that kinda weird especially cause like when we were at the bus stop he was standing with me rather than with his best friend

the third time is when we were at this arts conservatory place and like there were different departments and i wanted to visit the theater department so what happened was him and his friend were going to visit the visual arts department but when he saw i was going to the theater department he immediately turned to his friend and then they shared this look and he came with me to check out the theater department instead 🫠 IDK I FEEL LIKE IM JUST CARING ABOUT THIS WAY TOO MUCH 😭

OKAY BUT THE THING IS LIKE HES ACTUALLY SUPER SWEET AND FUNNY AND NICE BUT MY FRIEND LIKES HIM 😭😔 if he actually did have a crush on me tbh i wouldnt mind BUT I FEEL LIKE ITS SO FUCKED UP OF ME BECAUSE MY FRIEND LKEK ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS HAS A CRUSH ON HIM AND ALSBWLANSKW⁉️⁉️ in my mind im trying to justify it cause i knew him first i was the one to introduce them and hes closer to me than he is to her BUT I FEEL LIKE SUCH A BAD FRIEND LIKE WHAT FRIEND DOES THAT 😭 (omg this could be one of those reddit aita posts or something)

oh yeah one of my teachers screamed out to the entire class that my birthday is next week 💀 she was like “ON BAMBI’S BIRTHDAY NEXT TUESDAY—“ LIKE LADY? YOU DONT NEED TO TELL EVERYONE TIS GONNA BE MY BIRTHDAY?? shes so sweet though like i love her tbh

okay enough about me now 😋 so hru?? anything interesting happened lately?? (GOODBYE I FEEL LIKE IM BEING SO AWKWARD)

BYEBYE ILYSM 💗💗

-bambi

NOT A REDDIT AITA STORY

also i feel like… there’s def something there haha… cause like… interesting??? either that or idk he’s tryna get to know u more??? either way i think u should talk to ur friend about it ! see what she thinks n how she would feel if anything hypothetically happened between u n him… yk…

OMG UR BDAY IS ON TUESDAY WRITING THIS INFO DOWN IMMEDIATELY!!!

ANYWAY i’m good! nothing interesting going on tbh i am just here to post my silly little smaus n then forget i exist ❤️❤️❤️

ILYMMMM