#Okay at least two if one of them didn't still have a gf

[thesaurus]

//OH MAN someone recognized me from this party 3 years ago

// “wait-you’re *thesaurus!” (*obviously my given name, but you catch my drift)

// me: “how could you possibly know who I am???!!”

// I couldn't place him for a minute (and never admitting to figure it out, but...) he’s friends with this boy I have had a crush on for three long years

// he slept in his car one evening (idk the context at all, I don't think he ever moved away?) when crush’s ex somehow finagled sleeping on his couch all those years ago

// AND He pronounced my name right which rarely happens (so he definitely remembered me!~!)

// crush had an extremely small dark haired girl with him and (I would say) noticeably didn’t even look at me all night

// but like hey man… clearly your friends even remember me so what exactly went on with your inter-bro conversations?? I would LOVE TO KNOW TY

// the night was kind of Weird but I did make some gal friends which isn’t a waste cause friend making in your late 20's am I right....

[moonstruckme]

okay i absolutely NEED james with an emo/goth gf!!! it’s giving black cat reader 🤭🤭🤭 only write if you want of course ♥️♥️

Thank you for requesting lovely! I fear this ended up being more black cat than goth because I didn't really go into describing reader's aesthetic but I hope this is the attitude you were looking for <3

cw: mention of alcohol (but reader isn't explicitly drinking)

James Potter x black cat!reader ♡ 718 words

James doesn’t think you’re glaring at him, but you’re definitely glaring. 

“How’s your drink, angel?” he asks, leaning across your small table with a smile. 

You suck your teeth. “It’s good.” 

James reaches over the table for your hand. You give it to him, thundercloud expression not so much as flickering, but when he squeezes your fingers you squeeze back. 

He lowers his voice. “What’s wrong?” 

“How can you think over their racket?” The question bursts out of you like this is something you’ve been waiting to talk about. James follows the beam of your glare, turning in his seat to look at the gaggle of men sitting in the corner booth of the restaurant. They’re laughing, rambunctious, one of them having procured a deck of cards which they seem to be playing some kind of disorganized game with. Two have begun arm wrestling.

“They’re yelling so loud it’s bouncing off the walls,” you seethe. “It’s so obnoxious. I can barely hear you without you shouting.” 

James makes a face as he turns back around, feeling a tad oblivious. He’d just thought this was a louder sort of restaurant, but he sees now that the other patrons are leaning close to each other over their tables, talking as quietly as they can manage just like you. The noise is created only by that one group. 

“I think they’ve had a few.” He gives a sheepish shrug, nodding to the empty pints collecting in one corner of their table. However they might be acting, James feels awful for anyone who ends up on the other end of your wrath. “You know how it is when you get like that and sort of forget where you are.” 

“No, not really.” You start tapping an irritated finger on the table. “They could at least try to be considerate. And there’s a bar just across the street, why not go there?” 

James gives you an amused look. “Hey,” he says, leaning across the table and coaxing you in for a kiss. You relent to it, but you don’t look much improved afterwards. “It’s all in good fun, yeah? We shouldn’t let their good time ruin our good time.” 

He suspects you’re a bit peeved with him for not taking your side, but you try to overcome it. “Yeah,” you agree. You lean over to take a sip from your straw, still obviously fuming. 

And James decides something simply must be done. 

“Alright.” He gives your hand a quick squeeze, pushing back his chair as he stands. “Back in a second, lovie.” 

He can feel your eyes following as he goes over to the rowdy table and introduces himself. Every now and then as he talks to the guys, he’ll glance over to find your stare still on him, narrowed with curiosity. James has to admit, the pleasure of having your attention has never quite worn off. He sends you a wink when nobody else is looking. 

After a few minutes, the men slip out from their booth and James parts with them with a series of clapping handshakes. You watch in awe as they go out the door, your gaze moving back to your boyfriend when he sits across from you. 

“How did you do that?” you ask. 

James grins smugly. “I just got a bit chummy with them and then told them about the bar across the street. They have a pool table over there, and if you make it before eight pints are half off.” 

Your lips part slightly. It’s as close to jaw-dropping surprise as you ever get. “You seriously got them to leave by making friends with them.” 

He shrugs. “I guess. We didn’t really have time to get to know each other all that well.” 

You regard him thoughtfully for a moment, then lean across the table to kiss his cheek. James’ smile leaps up on his face. His stomach feels swarmed by butterflies far more boisterous than that table had ever been. 

“Thanks,” you say. 

James is smiling so hard it’s hurting his cheeks. “You feel better now?” 

You roll your eyes, but he spies a twitch in the corner of your lips. “Yeah, I feel better.” 

“Good.” He pecks you on your cheek in turn. You appear dangerously close to pleased. “Then you’re welcome, lovie.”

[hyuckmov]

request #1: meandom!haechan who's still weak for his gf smut, 18+ minors dni, some fluff wc: 1.6k content: oral (f), makeshift gag, pussy slapping, meandom turned softdom haechan, sub-ish reader, unprotected sex, overstimulation, praise a/n: i have no idea if this is good or not anyway something good happened to me today and i thought i would spread some joy and finish off with my first request <3 also i know i said 800-1k but i got a bit carried away LOL as always, i hope this is at least a little hot... thank you so much for sending in the request!

haechan pouts at you. it would be an otherwise cute expression if his heart-shaped lips weren't slick from teasing your clit for the past 20 minutes, and if his arms weren't currently wrapped around your thighs and forcing them wide apart. 

"how many times do i have to remind you…" his voice dripping with condescension. "eyes wide open. didn't you promise?"

your mind flits back to how this all began. haechan had been needing some sort of a stress reliever, his hands rough on your skin as he alternated between kissing and biting the side of your neck the moment he arrived home. and while you offered to let him take you then and there, he insisted that he would much prefer it if he could eat you out to his heart's content.

because haechan loved spending his time between your legs, pinning your thighs to each side as he pressed kisses on your clit. circling his tongue over your entrance and sucking and sucking until you were all puffy and ready for him. he didn't usually have the luxury of time when it came to eating you out, as it was either some way to prepare you for his cock, or your whimpers and whines would have driven him completely insane. but today had been different.

tugging your panties down your legs, you barely had time to let out a cry before he had shoved them in your mouth. 

"keep your lips shut and your eyes on me, okay? i don't want any distractions." he gave your cheek a light slap, relishing in the way your head jolted but your eyes never left his, fucked out before he had even really begun. "you promise?"  

you had nodded. 

now, you refocus your eyes on him, going a little cross eyed at the effort to not roll your eyes back into your head at the visual. making his tongue lie flat and wide, he licked broad strokes from your entrance up to your clit, soft moans from him creating a light buzz which sent shocks of pleasure up your spine. not one to keep still, his hips jolted into the bed with each lick, subconsciously chasing his own pleasure while he lost himself in the feeling of your slick folds against his lips. he dipped his tongue into you, feeling you clench. 

"are you close?" he breathes, never removing his lips from you as they formed the words. you begin to nod frantically, having had enough of being edged and ignored for what felt like hours. moving your hips as much as you could in his hold, you try to push yourself against his tongue, fucking yourself onto his face. his nose accidentally bumps against your clit, and you can't help but let out a high whine. 

the sound makes haechan's eyes narrow. releasing your legs from his hold, he gets up to sit back on his heels, depriving you of any touch completely. 

"that's two promises you've broken, baby," he says, but the petname is devoid of any of its usual warmth. there's a sharpness in his voice that's rehearsed and deliberate, and somewhere in the back of your mind you can't say it doesn't thrill you. 

his hand reaches out to caress your inner thigh, edging closer and closer to the space between your legs. suddenly, with a flick of his wrist, he delivers a harsh slap to your pussy. you mewl, involuntarily arching your back at how the feeling stings.

"you're gushing," he mocks. roughly, he prods two fingers around your hole, spreading your arousal all around. "does baby enjoy being punished?" 

you can't decide whether to shake your head or nod your head, so you give a tiny whimper. 

"jury's still out?" he pouts again, and it's almost obscene how the innocent expression tugs at his features, as if he hadn't buried his face in your cunt a minute ago. "guess we'll have to try again." this time, you're a bit more prepared for when his hand comes down on your clit twice, your hips stuttering as you try to jolt away and chase his touch at the same time. affected more than he's letting on, he lets out a groan as he watches the way your body shudders, completely ruined and ready for him.

"gonna fuck you now," he breathes, tugging his sweatpants off hastily. his heavy hands pull at your waist, arranging your limbs so that your hips are tilted towards him and your legs are pushed up, almost brushing his shoulders. lining himself up to your entrance, he taps his hard cock a few times against your clit, running it along your slit as he throws his head back to let out a low moan. his eyes half lidded, he begins to pump his cock lazily, spreading a mixture of your arousal and his pre-cum all over his shaft. 

he looks so pretty in the moment, his chest heaving, his face glistening in an ethereal way and his eyebrows furrowing with a small crease as he pleasures himself. puffy lips stretched open as he pushes his tongue into his cheek, his whimpers melting with the obscene sounds of him stroking himself filling up the still air in the room, that the words slip out of your mouth as a mumble of sounds. 

"what?" he pants, reaching in your mouth with his unoccupied hand to tug out your makeshift gag. he harshly squeezes at your cheeks a few times as you take in a few deep breaths. "words." 

"i love you," you say, softly. the haze in your mind slowly clearing, you wrap a hand on his wrist and pull his hand off your face, intertwining your fingers together. "you're so good to me. i love you." 

haechan stills. it's not his first time hearing you tell him you love him, so why does it make his heart start to race in an entirely different way? his cheeks flush red, as he looks down at your hand clasped in his, something so sweet and tender about the way your fingers caress his. 

"you're so pretty," you continue, mumbling to yourself more than him. you can't reach his face or his neck to trace the moles you know by memory, so you settle for giving his side a small squeeze. 

at your words, at the look of you all pliant and lovely beneath him, all the harshness drained out of his body as he lowered your legs down onto the bed gently. leaning down to wrap you into an embrace, his mouth finally finds yours as he kisses you slowly and deeply, letting you taste yourself on his tongue. 

"haechan…" you start, before biting your lip, trying to keep your sounds to yourself. 

he shakes his head. "wanna hear you, baby," he tugs your bottom lip out with his teeth before kissing you again, his hands moving to your chest to softly thumb over your nipples. "let's take it slow from now, okay?" it's almost jarring, the way he makes soft shushing noises to comfort you as he pushes into you slowly, his cock stretching you open little by little. 

"so fucking good, baby," he mouths against your skin, a slight tremble coursing through him as he tries not to cum immediately at the feeling of your tight walls sucking him in. "fuck, are you okay?" running a soothing hand along your thigh, he coaxes you into relaxing your muscles, and the tension in your body clears. 

"wanna cum, haechan, please," you choke out, the feeling of him buried within your walls but not moving, your clit left neglected after rounds of relentless teasing, being too much to bear. "i've been good, i've-" 

"you've been perfect," haechan cuts you off gently, pressing kisses from your collarbones up to the space under your jaw which always makes you melt inside. "my baby's always perfect for me." 

with that, he begins to move, rolling his hips into you, gentle fingers rubbing at your clit in circular motions in time with each thrust. "feels so good, baby," he praises. "so warm and so wet, fuck…" 

you think you can feel all of him, each vein and each ridge, the head of his cock hitting the soft spot inside you that has you coming undone on him rapidly. you whimper, hands pawing at his chest trying to let him know you were close, but haechan is already steps ahead. his free hand intertwines with yours, and he squeezes your hand tight as he speeds up, barely pulling out with each stroke before he's stuffing you full of him again. 

"cum for me please? wanna feel you cum on me," he murmurs, gently sponging kisses on your shoulder. you cum just like that, moans and curses falling from your mouth as you fall apart on his fingers and cock. the visual of you, back arching against him and mouth slack-jawed with pleasure, pushes haechan over the edge too as he lets go, spilling his warm cum into you. 

"love feeling you around me," he gasps, motions slowing to a stop, but the words twist into a sharp whine as you start to fuck yourself onto him, desperate for more. "fuck, stop, it's too much-" 

"haechan," you plead with him. "i need you." the pent up frustration making you feel needy again, as you push your hips upwards. 

he doesn't know exactly what effect you have on him, all he knows is that he needs to satisfy you, needs to hear more of your pretty sounds and feel your hands tracing against his skin. tears sting at his eyes as he pushes through the overstimulation, thrusting into your swollen pussy, feeling himself getting hard again. 

"love you," he groans, as you latch yourself onto him, wanting to feel him as much as possible. "love you so much."  and you can tell from the way he makes you cum again, and again, and again, that he does. tags: @91qowngus, @sundhaelatte, @jaemboi64, @sassy-author (wasn't able to tag those in italics, idk why😭)

[starstruckmoony]

Can I get a FIC abt the reader being Theodore’s gf and best friend and she’s embarrassed and alone in her dorm bc of cramps and they are REALLY REALLY bad and he just comforts her and they snuggle and he gives her his hoodie and fluffy!! (I’m dying from my cramps in my bed rn 🙏 I need comfort from my book bf)

thank you for this request anon!! i am so so so sorry for taking longer than i should have but i've just been all over the place with requests and in just general this past week 😭 so yeah i am a little late but i hope you're feeling better and that this meets your expectations <333333

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pairing - theodore nott x slytherin!reader

trope/tags - fluff

word count - 1.7k

warnings - descriptive period pains

waking up in time for class was always difficult for you. not even because you were lazy or didn't care about your grades enough, but mostly because theodore, your boyfriend and number one favourite person in the world, had an annoying little habit of staying inside of your room until pansy chased him out because she wanted her beauty sleep. most of the time, that would be somewhere around two in the morning. and you had to get up at six. four hours of sleep. wonderful. usually, you didn't mind. you didn't like getting out of bed, anyway.

but this morning, you very much minded. your eyes snapped open, you weren't entirely sure what had woken you up. you grunted, irritated, and disappeared under your two blankets to shield yourself from the cold of the dawn, sighing when your realised you that you'd have to get up in no less than ten minutes. with transfiguration as your first class, too. how you loved having to turn tables into chairs first thing in the morning.

but then you felt it. a terrible sensation in your abdomen, so harsh it felt like sharp knife was slicing through you. it took everything in you not release a pained moan. the discomfort spread almost all the way to your upper thighs, coming in constant strong waves. you groaned, hiding further under the covers and curling yourself up into a ball.

you wanted to cry. not only were you exhausted, but you were also in a tremendous amount of pain. you had got your period the night before, and it was going kind of smoothly... as smooth as they go... so you weren't really expecting to wake up with a dying wish to pass the hell away barely five hours later.

pansy's footsteps sounded throughout the room, and you heard the bathroom door shut. you didn't move a muscle. a few moments later, it opened again, and she paced around for a bit, shuffling through her trunk and then your own when she couldn't find a clean pair of socks. she was humming some tune as she got ready, seeming to be in an okay mood, but then she scoffed. her steps got louder as she neared your bed, pulling the covers off of you.

"bitch, you'll be la– oh merlin, are you alive?" she was a little startled seeing you resemble the appearance of an ill victorian child, but nevertheless took a seat at the edge of your mattress, "no." you dragged out, retrieving your precious blanket. you couldn't recall the last time you felt this bloody awful.

"period cramps, huh?" she made a sympathetic face at you, very familiar with that struggle. you only nodded. she hugged you and stayed like that for a bit, before standing up and walking over to her drawer. she dug out a few chocolate frogs and tossed them over to you.

you muttered a strained thank you, collecting them all. you placed them onto your night stand, grunting. you knew that they probably wouldn't help as much as you wished for them to, but you still appreciated your friend for trying. it was the least she could do in those circumstances.

she sighed, picking up her bag and throwing it over her shoulder, "i'll tell mcgonagall you won't be coming in today." you sat up immediately, getting a bit stressed, "don't tell theo."

"huh?" she deadpanned, eyeing you like you had gone mental.

"i don't want him to worry." you explained with a shrug, wincing when the cramps got stronger. you knew what your boyfriend was like, meaning you were aware that he'd come running right to you if pansy were to tell him about the dreadful state you were in. you didn't really want him to see you like that. your head was beginning to hurt, too.

she rolled her eyes, "as if he won't come looking for you the moment he sees you aren't with me." she bent down and picked up a dirty stocking, throwing it at you. and she was right. theodore loved you more than all of his friends combined, so you could already picture him bolting through the dungeons and straight through your door after seeing that you were missing. he wouldn't even have to be told why you weren't present.

pansy left then, leaving you to suffer all alone. you were barely able to get out of bed to clean yourself up. even moving around was hard. it took you about two minutes to drag yourself to the bathroom and and another fifteen to leave it. managing your hygiene had never been more exhausting.

just as you collapsed back into your bed, ready for a few more hours of torture, the door of your room opened. there went theodore, holding one of his hoodies, a bunch of period products you weren't sure how he acquired, and some chocolates he had stolen from lorenzo's drawer. your heart may have simply melted.

"hi." you peeked at him from beneath the covers, your voice small and tired.

"oh, love." his face twisted with concern as he took in the sight of you. he quietly shut the door and was next to your bed in a matter of seconds. he clumsily set all of the things he brought onto your nightstand, eager to have you in his arms as soon as possible. he shrugged off his robes, kicking his shoes away too. you tried to sit up, and once you did, he took the opportunity to take the shirt you had slept in off of you. he replaced it with his hoodie before settling down next to you. it smelled like him, which was also one of your favourite things in the world. you sighed, a warm feeling overwhelming you.

"tell me if you need anything and i'll get it for you, okay?" he brought the blankets all the way up to your neck, throwing an arm around you and pulling you close. he was willingly missing out on classes for you. could you just let that slide?

"theo–" he placed a finger against your lips to hush you, "i can take one day off, it's not like it's gonna kill me." he retrieved his hand.

"but–"

"no buts." he made you get closer, and you let out a startled giggle, momentarily forgetting about the pain you were in.

you laid there in silence for a little while. theo was rubbing comforting circles into your back, pressing a kiss to your forehead every now and then. it eased you a little bit, and you weren't feeling so terrible anymore. the pain was still there, but whatever he was doing made it a little easier to bear.

"is it really bad?" he questioned after seeing you had scrunched your face up. you hummed and he sat up, reaching under your bed. "where is it– oh." he pulled out the hot pack he knew you sometimes used in similar situations, heading for the bathroom to fill it up with warm water. he returned rather quickly and reclaimed his position on the bed. he adjusted your pillows and placed the hot pack against your stomach, throwing an arm around you again. it made it a little difficult for him to pull you completely against his chest, but your own comfort mattered more to him.

"thank you." you sighed. he gave you a look, not a particularly annoyed one, but one that told you that you didn't have to thank for him doing things like that. he pecked your nose, the urge was too difficult to resist. you exhaled comfortably, taking a hold of his hand and intertwining your fingers.

he began massaging your knuckles, and you shuffled closer, as close as it was possible, burying your face into his chest. he kissed your hand this time before releasing it, and tangled his fingers in your locks instead. you loved it when he played with your hair, and he loved it just as much, mostly because you were giving him a fantastic excuse to touch you.

"what explanation did you come up with for missing classes today?" you questioned, suddenly feeling curious. your cramps slightly reduced in their intensity, so you didn't mind talking or even getting up for a bit.

"i just told it as it is." he shrugged, continuing to play with your hair. he tucked a strand behind your ear, smiling at you.

"what?" you chuckled in surprise.

"i told mcgonagall my girlfriend wasn't feeling well and that i wanna take care of her." he was so, very causal about it. you were surprised he actually knew what to do to help you. you did assume he asked pansy, but it at least meant that he cared. and it made you that much more happy to have him there with you.

"really? what did she say?" you raised an eyebrow.

"she was a little annoyed but she understood what i was getting at," of course she did, she couldn't not, "and then she told the other boys to take notes," he grinned proudly, "draco especially."

you burst out laughing, "that did not happen."

"yes, it did," he snickered against your cheek before placing a big, loud kiss against it, "you can ask anyone." he pulled back, but did not move away. you were so close that your noses were touching.

"hm, i think i'll take your word for it." he smiled again, and you pecked his lips, another way to thank him for doing all of that for you, "i love you." you whispered.

"i love you more." he gave you a cheeky grin.

"wrong." you retorted playfully, poking at his chest.

"that's up for debate." he put his hand over yours, holding it in place.

"do not argue with me." you warned, not very seriously, though.

he snorted at your teasing reply, but didn't push the discussion any further. on a different day, he probably would have. that one adored getting on your nerves more than anyone else in the world, but he wasn't so stupid to do it when you were having such bad period pains. there were other things to be done. he said he'd give you cuddles, and kisses, and hugs, and snuggles, and even more kisses and everything in between. and he did just that. that one time, and all the other times.

[svmjaeyvn]

love maze, s.jy.

chapter six pairing: jake x afab!reader word count: tbd (series)

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genre: college!au, mutual friends, fake dating, smut.

synopsis: an unfortunate encounter, drunken mistakes, and a sort of (definitely) stalker leads jake sim ‘dating’ his best friend’s childhood crush.

or, your life gets intertwined with a rich boy’s in attempt to not get sued by his crazy personal fangirl and like with all good cliches, sex overcomplicates things.

contents: smut, sort of strangers to fuck buddies to lovers pipeline, childhood best friend!jay, mentions of best friend! yunjin, curly haired & mixed reader, uni!au, rich nepo baby!jake, enha frat boys, lots of kissing, fake dating turning into fwb real quick, totally way too into it for it to be fake early on, big booty reader that’s jake’s obsessed with, partying and alcohol use, slight violence, he fell first and harder trope, stem bf & writer gf, (kinda overly) possessive jake, some angst to spice things up, daddy issues, hyper independent reader who struggles with her feelings, fluff and happy ending!!

a/n: hello~ i’ve never been a tumblr girly but i have went through my w*ttpad era back in 2018 so bare with me y’all. this will be a series but not that long (i hope) so pls look forward to it. warning tags will be placed before each “chapter” to specify what to expect. pls pls reblog and interact, i’d love to have feedback and see what your thoughts are. okay! yay, for now enjoy and thank you sm :D

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CHAPTER SIX: EXS

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word count: 3.3k

warnings: swearing, kisses, calling minjun a stalker, protective jay and ni-ki

a/n: not a lot of jake in this one i know but i have to make a plot and conflict yall 😩 adding in bbg riki and some more best friend!jay pls enjoy

           "HOW MANY TIMES have I told you to wear the gloves when you do the dishes?" You tsk, delicately wrapping the small gash that ran along Ni-ki's, the newest trainee at your work, hand. He sheepishly smiled, tilting his head in the smallest of ways.

"Sorry noona," He mumbled out, embarrassed by his third time sitting like a kid being scolded due to his clumsiness. "I needed the steaming pitcher so I just reached in the sink and didn't see realize the tongs were so sharp,"

You shake your head with mock disappointment though a small smile perked at your lips nonetheless. With the middle of the semester rolling around, most freshmen had found themselves finding a rhythm with balancing their school lives enough to find a part time job. You've seen numerous come and go, Cho— your generous manager who was the sweetest old lady that ran the cafe, always took them in for at least a short amount of time.

Ni-ki was your favorite thus far, always listening intently (to everything aside from the dishwashing) and picked up the skills relatively fast. Respectful but also comfortable enough to joke around with, the two of you had become a dynamic duo in closing four days out of the week together.

Of course he was still a boy, a young and partially annoying one at that but he reminded you of your younger brother, weaseling his way in having a soft spot in your heart even though it had only been two weeks.

"Okay now we switch, you run the front I'll clean up back here," Satisfied with your makeshift bandaging, you shoo the younger boy along who rolled his eyes but nonetheless disappeared from the back of the house. Cleaning up the medical kit and barely managing to slip on your gloves to handle the load of piling dishes, you noticed his head poke in around the corner.

"Someone would like to talk to you," He hums before disappearing once more, not giving you enough time to determine whether it was a good talk or bad one in having to handle the customers. With a small sigh, you make your way to the front, prepped for the worst but your tension dissolves seeing your bright smiled best friend leaning over the pastry case.

"Off the glass," You warn, making your way to the register where Ni-ki stood with a goofy smile. Jay reluctantly stands himself up straight, pouting seeing as you didn't greet him with the same warmth he was expecting.

"That's not very good customer service, where's ajumma Cho? I'd like to file a complaint," Jay tuts, peering around the store though he knew well enough it was only you and Ni-ki in the building. The younger boy lets out a small snort, used to his antics in the past two weeks of running into each other and forming a budding friendship through their mutual teasing over you.

Rolling your eyes, you lean against the counter expectantly. "What'd you need Jay?"

"I can't just come say hi?" He pouts, seemingly offended by your words while he shakes his head. "I haven't seen you in days teeny, you've been too busy with your boyfriend to give me any attention now,"

"I saw you when we had lunch," You deadpan, finding his dramatics amusing though you knew the mess that occupied the back room needed tending to before you were forced to stay late. "Seriously, I actually have work to do today so I can't talk—"

"I'll help!" Jay volunteers, the same boxy smile on his lips while you shake your head. "What? I've done stuff before! I'm bored and want to hang out, let me help. It'll show me what you broke college students do everyday to survive and stuff,"

"Let rich boy do the dishes," Ni-ki interjects, rolling his eyes at his ladder sentence though it was all in playful manner.

"As long as I get to wear an apron," Jay agrees, pointing a finger at the coffee brown colored uniform piece you had to wear.

It was a temping offer, and he wasn't wrong. Typically you had him clean the menus or refill caramel bottles whenever he wanted to be like a kid and help out but you really did dread washing dishes. With a reluctant sigh, you nodded your head and not even a split second later, Jay had made his way around the counter to the employees side.

"This is exciting," He hums, following you to the back while you reach into the locker cubbies, pulling out one of the spare aprons left just in case anyone needed it. Jay slips it over his head, securing the strings behind his waist while you point toward the far end of the room. His excitement visibly deflates seeing the mountain of items waiting to be cleaned, the cherry on top being the empty dishes Ni-ki waltzed in with a genuine smile of content as he added to it.

"Have fun princess," You laugh, patting his shoulder as you walked by and with some reluctance, Jay made his way to begin without a word of protest much to your surprise. Having far more time to do your tasks, you began with the inventory. Going through the store and marking down the amounts had while Ni-ki continued to clean and restock due to the end of the night approaching, it was peaceful with the younger boy taking hold of the aux to play his own music now opposed to the cafe playlist.

A few minutes passed without any words, finding comfortable silence and both of you working on your own things before the jingle from the front door indicated someone coming inside. "Welcome in," You called out, not bothering to look up from the fridge you were bent down beside while Ni-ki headed for the register to attend the guest.

"Hey," You stiffen at the familiar voice. Pausing in your count, you stare at the half empty milk carton in the fridge, waiting for the person to speak again, praying it wasn't what you thought. "Sorry man, is ___ here?" With a deep sigh, your head falls down. Ni-ki peers to the side, giving you a questionable glance noticing your reaction and unaware of what to respond with.

Sending him a half smile, you stand up properly, exposing your hidden figure behind the counter. You make eye contact with Minjun, void of emotion and placing the fakest of smiles onto your lips as you spoke. "How can I help you?" Decidedly going with the faux customer service route, you place the book down you were previously using to record while his eyes trail over your figure.

"Hi," Was all he spoke, almost hesitant and you had to hold everything in you to not roll your eyes. "You're a manager here now?"

"Yeah stuff changes over a year," You respond dryly, not particularly seeing the point in his attempt in a conversation. Ni-ki lingered, seemingly wiping at the warming station but he listened carefully, aware of how unenthusiastic you seemed and found it best to stay close just in case with how stiff the air seemed. "Something you need from me?"

Minjun opens his mouth only to close it twice over. Not having the proper words to say, he purses his lips. "I've been wanting to see you," Was all he could come up with, sheepishly scratching the back of his neck. "Heard you still worked here and figured it'd be the best place to find you,"

"Yunjin told you to leave me alone and that I didn't want to talk," You reiterate, sending him a pointed look while he nods along. "So you came to my place of work knowing I didn't want to see you," Another nod. "Yeah, think that's called stalking,"

Ni-ki stiffens up at your words. "Noona," He mumbles, coming up significantly closer to your side while you shake your head. Ni-ki was tall, significantly more than you and a majority of the male population was shorter than him but he was still a kid. Besides, you didn't need any protection, Minjun wasn't a dangerous guy, just an idiot.

You hold up your hand, silently telling him that everything was fine. Reluctantly, he backed away, though he still lingered and his eyes stayed glued to Minjun who stood on the opposite side of the counter.

"I just wanted to talk," Minjun starts, voice seemingly sincere but you shake your head.

"There's nothing to talk about,"

"No means no dipshit, did you forget kindergarten rules already?" Jays' loud voice interrupted the stiff air, the attention brought to him as he emerged from the back room, a drying towel being throw over his shoulder and his apron slightly damp at the waist. He makes his way beside you, arms folded across his chest and puffing out the muscle and veins that peaked out from his rolled up sleeves. You nearly let out a laugh seeing the tough guy act your best friend pulled, almost wanting to take out your phone and take a picture but you had to admit, Jay was intimidating when he wanted to be.

"Lovely to see you again too Jongseong," Minjun sighs, plastering on a more than fake smile at the man who always expressed his distaste over him even when you were together. "Didn't think you'd be a part-time cafe guy,"

"You gonna order or not?" Jay cuts to the point, his patience thin enough as it was and especially with people he didn't like. You made a mental note to applaud him for being mean for once.

"If I order will you go away so I can talk to ___?"

"She has a boyfriend," Ni-ki interjects, standing beside Jay who nods along. "Plus she doesn't like you, so I can either take your order or you can leave,"

Minjun's eyes flicker to you once more. "A boyfriend," He repeats. "Thought you told Yunjin to tell me that just to get rid of me,"

"Not everything's about you man," Jay rolls his eyes, quick to answer for you. "Being desperate doesn't really work for you,"

"How long?" He ignores Jays jabs, eyes focused on you while you shrug. "Recent right, considering you haven't posted anything about him,"

"You really are a stalker," Ni-ki grimaces, not knowing the full details but hearing enough to make his judgements.

Sending the two behind you pointed looks, silently telling them that you'd handle it, you look back at Minjun with a small sigh. "It's not really any of your business, is it?"

"Well with me you were all about posting stories and making sure I posted you so it's just surprising,"

Narrowing your eyes, you pick at the skin of your nails at your side, something that Jay took note of in your old habits whenever you grew irritated. "Things change. Being with a guy who provides reassurance and treats you well does wonders," You hum, no longer bothering with decorum. "I don't have time to go back and forth with you. If you want to order they'll help you, if not, leave,"

Without giving him time to protest, you made your way to the back of the building ensuring he wouldn't be able to follow. Jay was quick to tag along leaving Ni-ki to fend for himself but knowing the young boy would be fine.

"He's fucking insane," Jay rambles as soon as the two of you were out of sight and behind the door that separated the front from the back. "To think that after all the shit he put you through you'd just, welcome him back? Delusional ass who doesn't know how to take no for an answer apparently—"

You nod along, taking a seat in the plush chair that was tucked away in the corner of the room beside the desk. You stared at the ground, focusing on counting the tile patterns allowing for Jay to ramble as he paced around the room. Taking note of your unusual silence, he stops mid step to look at you, a small sigh leaving his lips seeing how your bottom lip was tucked between your teeth and how you continued to pick at your hands.

Leaning down in front of you, Jay squats as his hands find way to your knees, leaning against you and forcing your line of vision to be filled by him. "You okay teeny?" He asks softly, the look of pity one you remember all too well and not what you wanted.

"I'm fine," You respond. And you were, for the most part. You just couldn't deal with your own emotions and Jay going back to treating you like a fragile piece of glass, it was exhausting enough having him be as attentive as he was in general. "Seriously, I'm fine. He's not worth my time anymore J, I just hope he got the hint and won't come back,"

Jay nods along, giving your knee a small squeeze in reassurance while you click your tongue. The door swings open, Ni-ki poking his head in the frame. "He left," The younger boy reassures, a small smile sent your way. "Am I allowed to ask noona?"

He looked concerned, an expression you had yet to see from Ni-ki and it emphasized just how young he seemed in your eyes with the innocent gleam. Gesturing for him to take a seat, you lean back in the chair while Jay settles himself on the ground. Peering up at the security cameras, ensuring to have a clear view of anyone were to walk in, you begin your story.

"Buckle up kid, you're getting a whole new level of lore from me tonight,"

           "THIS IS SUCH bullshit," Jay huffs, eyes focused behind you as he takes a rather large bite of the apple he had been holding for the past ten minutes. "I can't believe he transferred back,"

"You know, it's kind of heartwarming how upset you are for me," You tease, significantly less worked up over the situation although it was less than ideal.

"No I agree, he's a fucking asshole," Yunjin adds, shooting daggers with looks that could kill causing you to raise a brow. "What? I hate him. We're not even really related, my aunt is divorcing his uncle and I only hung out with him cause of her so now it's free range since he's being a weird idiot,"

"Are we talking shit?" Sunoo draws the attention to himself, placing his bag down and smiling brightly as he clasped his hands under his chin. "Who about?" He sing-songs, voice dripping like honey and a grin that seemed so innocent but the content behind it was entirely different.

"Her stalker,"

"Whose stalker?" Heeseung interjects, Sunghoon trailing behind him to join the ever growing table. Jay and Yunjin's fingers immediately point toward you, silently answering his question causing the older boys brows to frown. "What happened now?"

As you opened your mouth to explain, a rather loud one cut you off once again. "Noona!" Ni-ki calls out, voice booming as he made his way toward you with Jungwon leading. Rather obviously pointing in the direction you spoke of, his eyes were wide seeing Minjun on the other end of the plaza with his own group of friends. "What the hell is he doing here?" The youngest asks as they reached the table, now having all curiosity peaked of those out of loop.

"Who?" With the last member of the group joining, Jake smiled widely as he weaseled his way beside you, placing a quick peck to your cheek as he sat.

"Everyone here now so I can talk?" You ask aloud, glancing over the group and doing a quick headcount. Over the past week, with the concept of you and Jake being together, your friend group had merged with his. Well your two friends, one of which you shared already, had joined in with Jake's while Ni-ki had been recently adopted in after finding Jungwon and him shared a general ed class. You had to admit, it was nice having more people to talk to, your life had certainly become more interesting in the best of ways.

"Do tell," Sunoo urges, far too excited to know more as the certified gossip of the group, though he was always the best at giving advice so it was two sides of the same coin.

"My ex transferred back here," You finally say with a small shrug. Jake tensed up from beside you, his brows pinching together as he leaned in closer to listen to your explanation. "He came by my work the other day trying to talk and I told him to get lost and then now he's here,”

"He's weird," Ni-ki adds in, his face pinched with disgust as he shook his head. "Desperate stalker behavior,"

"Who is it?" Sunghoon asked, looking in the general direction Jay pointed in but not particularly locking in on anyone.

"Kang Minjun," Yunjin answered without missing a beat.

Jake lets out a scoff, leaning closer into your side. "He's a fucking prick. Came into class today and wouldn't shut up during the lecture," Taking hold of the unpeeled orange you had left since it seemed like far too much work at the time, he peeled the skin off without a word, holding out the first piece to you before popping one into his mouth. "Professor Choi loved it, annoying as fuck when most of us just come since attendance is mandatory even though it's a gen-ed class,"

"We're the same year, he had always been popular," Heeseung shrugged. "Definitely annoying considering he used his looks for basically everything and acted cocky all the time,"

"The pretty one?" Sunoo asks, glancing around while he gained a few pointed looks for the comment. "What? My bad I've never seen him before," He pouts, hands up to show his lack of defense.

"Stalker," Ni-ki reminds, entirely ambient on making it knowing for everyone how uncomfortable he was to be around. "Doesn't matter what he looks like, he's still a weirdo,"

Jungwon lets out a small snort at his comments while Heeseung suddenly changes the subject. The conversation topic switching over to plans of a staycation in the near future while Jake absentmindedly holds out the last slice of orange for you to take.

“He comes over here and I’m throwing this apple at his head,” Jay warns, holding up the partially bitten fruit causing you to grimace.

“I don’t think he’s that dumb,” Sunghoon snickers. “And that’s gross, you can see all your teeth marks,”

“Who cares?” Jay retorts, beginning to bicker as the two change the topic for the second time in a near minute. Everyone else following along, paying no mind and rather comfortable in one another’s company.

You felt Jake’s arm wrap around your shoulders, pulling you closer to his side as he leans down to your ear. “You alright?” He mumbles, breath fanning against your skin causing you to shiver but nonetheless nod along.

You pull away slightly, enough to see his face while a small smile peaked at the corners of your lips. You had to admit, it wasn’t ideal and made you exhausted having to deal with your past. You put on a brave face, one enough for the others but for some reason, Jake could see through it more than you knew.

He let out a small sigh, a lingering kiss placed to the crown of your head as he did so. “You’re alright,” Jake spoke, the words intended to reassure you, fully certain of it for your sake and that seemed to be more than enough to help your nerves for the time being.

Letting out a puff of air, you allow yourself to melt into his side, settling in comfortably as your head tucked itself below his chin, leaned into his chest and arms caged around you for extra support. Your attention was brought back to the rest of your friends, eyes meeting with Yunjin who sat with an amused expression being one of the ones who knew everything while Heeseung had his nose scrunched up with disgust.

“I hate couples,”

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Let's talk about Aspec characters and relationships!

I'm aroace. I write a lot of characters who are aspec in some way. I have a lot of aspec friends. And this is why your aspec character is driving me crazy. There's also sex talk in here so if you're not mature enough to handle it please scroll past.

Edit: Allos also should reblog this if you found it helpful.

First lets get some terms right:

Aromantic (aro) and Asexual (ace) are two distinct things. Aroace means you're both aromantic and asexual at the same time. It is generally referred to as 'aspec' (aro/ace spectrum) when you fall on one or both spectrums. If you are not aspec you are allosexual/alloromantic (allo). It just means someone who isn't ace or aro. You can also be aroallo or aceallo (aromantic allosexual, asexual alloromantic). All these terms are neutral and not used in derogatory ways similar to trans/cis. It's a descriptive word not a put down.

Now about those characters and their relationships. Because that is the most :))))) to me as an aroace is when people just don't know how to handle an aspec character. Usually because they're allo. But that's okay you probably don't know and we're all here to learn from each other. Here's some things to consider when you want to make or write an aspec person.

Ace's do sometimes have sex. They just aren't motivated by sex. That's it.

Along with sex your ace character may also masturbate and feel good being touched. They also might only like touching themselves and hate when other people do it. They usually also know when someone is hot/sexy and will comment on it. Finding someone sexy =/= we want to fuck them. Thinking someone is hot =/= we want to fuck them. We're still human. We know what a hot human looks like. Your ace character might be attracted to someone's appearance aesthetically but have no interest in their bits. Your ace character might fall in love with the most beautiful person in your story and never show any interest of wanting to bed them.

They can have boyfriends/girlfriends/romantic partners they do or don't have sex with. But they can be anywhere on the spectrum of sex repulsive, to sex positive, to absolute sex hound. Some of the horniest people you know are probably ace. Some of the horniest people I know are ace, and I have a lot of ace friends.

And we're not all virgins. Some ace's had sex and realized 'nah fam. Didn't do it for me' and never did it again. Others are virgins and have no intention ever of having sex. Others are virgins but don't care either way? It just hasn't happened. Others enjoy sex with their partners. Some are parents! You can be ace and had enough sex to procreate. Some also think sex is icky or it squicks them out. Some might be squicked out at the thought of sex with another person but they're fine looking at porn or doing it themselves. There is a wide range of what asexuals are into just like allos.

Aros also sometimes do the sex. They are not motivated by romance. That's it.

That being said your aro character can have a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner and it can be 'romantic'. It doesn't have to be a queer platonic relationship. Your aro character also might not want to be in a relationship at all. It is not weird for your aro character to call their partner their partner or bf/gf or if they're married their husband/wife.

Aro people do not get butterflies. They don't really get flustered around people they like. There's no spark. And they don't feel that romantic attraction allos do when they meet someone and fall in love with them. I've found that aro people are also terrible at flirting or picking up flirting cues. At least in my own personal experience when it took my aro ass 3 years to realize some girl was flirting with me and I just thought she was being nice to me. Take the 'useless lesbian' trope and take it to 11. We just don't know. Aro people also know when other people are hot. Just like aces just because we're aro doesn't mean we don't know a baddy when we see one. We just probably won't realize said baddy is flirting with us...

Aro character still love. They love their family, they love their friends, they love their partners. And it's all real love. The love is still there. Aro characters also probably know what they should do to mimic being in love. Even if we don't love someone more than platonically they may still do the things romantic partners do with their partner. Some don't! And that's fine too. Sometimes you're boyfriends and you share the same bed with him, and sometimes your girlfriend is just your roommate. Both are totally valid aro relationships. Maybe your character kisses their partner passionately and they like it, or they might only kiss during sex, or they might not kiss on the mouth. All valid and correct, still no romo. Kissing =/= romance for aros. Sex =/=romance for aros.

Aroace characters do all those things! At once! They can do the sex, and the boyfriend/girlfriend/partner and loving their friends. They just are not motivated by sex or romance. Kissing =/= sexual attraction. Sex =/= romantic love.

Being aspec is looking at the most beautiful and delicious cake in the world and going 'neat, cake' and walking away not even wondering what it tastes like, not even for a second considering having a bite. It's a cake. Neat. You are not motivated by cake. You don't even really care about cake. It's nice that other people fucking loooooooove cake but it's just not for you.

We also know what love is supposed to be like, what a 'healthy sexual' relationship should feel like. It's everywhere. All around us. Constantly. It's also sometimes fucking exhausting! It's why some aspec people can be a bit agro. We get it you're in love/got a new partner/are sleeping with someone/really sexually attracted to this person/keep spamming us with your celeb thirst pics/etc. It does get tiring sometimes. We don't care about the cake and sometimes listening to you talk about the cake drives us crazy. Consider that too when writing aspec characters. Sometimes their friends and their cakes are annoying no matter how much they love them platonically or romantically.

Anyway just some things to consider for your aspec OCs from an older aroace. Should be said aspec is a wide spectrum and I'm drawing on my own experience as an aroace with aspec friends, and my writing of those characters. If you have more questions about writing characters on this spectrum feel free to ask!

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Chapter 32

Pairing: BTS Ot7 X fem! reader

Genre: A/B/O AU, Fluff, Angst, Strangers to lovers,

Warnings: very slight mentions of unhealthy eating habits

Words: 3477

A/N: So sorry for a little posting-break! I've been quite busy. Also, this chapter is mostly Jimin centered, I hope that's okay :) lots of love!

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The packmembers had a calm breakfast, with the packalpha carefully plating a dish for each of the still-sleeping ones.

You and Jimin gently cuddled into the lazy morning, the alpha pulling you closer to himself whenever any of the other packmates went to try and coax you to have breakfast.

Jimin had his sweet free day today, and he wanted to spend at least the majority of it with you, as he would have to go to a photoshoot later on. The morning would be kept with you, though.

The pack kept mostly quiet, seeing the soft whines coming from you whenever anyone went to turn on a sharp light, since it was still dark outside, even when it was soon to be 7.

The alpha that held you close, scenting you and pecking your cheek sleepily, didn't wait long to let out a deep rumble, coming from the very bottom of his chest as if to warn the alphas to put off the act of rustling you from your dreamland.

And so, when it was only a few minutes past 7 and the rest of the packmembers needed to go, each one went to you, gently scenting you, trying not to disturb you from your sleep too much.

„Alpha loves you, little cub... I'll see you later today, baby peaches." The eldest softly whispered the last, running his fingers through your hair one last time, before he too leaned back to go and get ready to leave.

Namjoon was quick to scent you over one last time, tucking you in closer to the alpha and folding the blanket around you tightly before he too went to the doors.

He already had his coat and boots on, but the packalpha felt the need to tell you one last goodbye and check on you before he would leave.

It wasn't like they would ever be truly unavailable for you to reach out to. Sure, they had some dance practices for their solos, and a few of them had to do some photoshoots and voice training today, but they would always make time for you.

By no means would they even put their phone on silent, probably too worried that you might need them sometime.

Still, the rest of the pack had to go, their work calling for them, and so they left you with the alpha that held you protectively while you both caught up on some well-deserved sleep.

You stayed cuddled up close for a good hour or two, Jimin waking up when he heard his phone ringing.

The still-drowsy Alpha sat up a little, his arms still pulling you close to his chest as he frowned, a soft scowl appearing on his face at the sudden disturbance.

You stayed asleep, only softly whimpering when the wild-haired alpha clumsily crawled from the bed, quickly shushing you.

„Sh-sh-sh princess, it's okay. Alpha is here." He mumbled softly, yawning as he carefully tucked you right back in, standing up fully and tiredly walking around to look for the phone.

It layed on the kitchen table still, along with a few well-served plates covered with plastic foil, making the young man smile at the thoughtfulness of his packmates.

It was Jungkook who was calling him. He didn't call often, and so Jimin was a little surprised but picked up nonetheless, surely only seconds away before the call would go into voice mail.

„Hey, Jimin, are you two awake now?” The younger man lightly laughed, his snicker easy to hear.

Jimin didn't doubt that he must have looked quite funny and silly this morning; maybe he even snored too. For sure, he or Taehyung have taken awkward-angle photos of him to tease him later.

„Kook, yes, gosh... What do you need?” He grumbled a little, hoping to stay to rest with you for a while longer. You looked so cuddly and soft...

„Do you remember Yuki? And Moonsik? From the mall, bunbun made friends with them earlier.”

„Yeah, of course I do. Do you think my memory is that bad?"

„I mean, considering how short you are, there can't be much space left for your head; it must be shrunken at least a bit too.”

„Jungkook! I'm your hyung! And Yoongi is the same height!” Jimin protested, an obvious annoyance going on as the youngest laughed loudly, happy to have done well with the teasing.

„Moonsik called me a few minutes ago; apparently Yuki really wants to go to the mall or something with Y/N, so...”

„Today?” the younger alpha asked, looking over his shoulder to the living room. He couldn't see you from here, but still, he could sense your presence thanks to your scent.

„Yeah, he asked if it would be okay, maybe later this afternoon... Yuki wouldn't stop asking him, so yeah." Jungkook said, easing Jimin into the situation.

The alpha wasn't so sure. He didn't mind Yuki or the beta; they were actually quite sweet and nice, but would you like to go?

„I'll ask Y/N, can you pass me the phone number? So I can get in touch with them?”

„You haven't saved it? Yeah, I'll send you the contact information.”

Jimin thanked the alpha, telling each other goodbyes with the promise to: take a nice photo of babybun when she is awake, or if you take her somewhere!

The young man sighed, opening up the texting app where Jungkook linked the phone number to Moonsik, the beta they had earlier met in the mall.

Jimin saved the contact to his phone and went back to the couch. Your small, now tightly curled-up form was cute for him to look at.

„Sweet princess, it's time to wake up now, precious." Jimin gently whispered, caressing your cheeks in a gentle gesture, his eyes soft and sweet.

Any of the annoyance from being roughly woken up from taking the sweet time to rest and sleep in with his omega was gone now, and his mood lifted once again.

Your eyes fluttered open, a soft whine like a whimper leaving you as you cuddled closer up to yourself.

The air around you was much colder than the well-warmed-up covers you were under, and it was far from tempting to leave.

Jimin leaned closer, carefully hooking his hands under your arms before he pulled you up, the heavy duvet flopping down, having you whine louder, your face scrunching up.

The alpha didn't take too long before he warmed you up again, this time placing you on his lap as he smoothed down your hair and softly caressed your cheeks and face.

„There, there, precious. How about some breakfast now?” He asked you gently, but seeing how your face chose to hide away in his neck instead, he could only softly chuckle.

Jimin stood up with you closely held to his chest, swaying you gently before he took you to the kitchen, carefully placing you on a chair.

You sat on a different seat this time, with the spot where the young alpha would usually sit next to you, gently pecking the top of your head before he stretched a little, taking the few plates and uncovering the foil.

There were a few neatly stacked up waffles that had a cute heart print on them; the eldest has recently purchased a new print for the waffle maker to do, in hopes you would have more appetite when seeing the cute fluffy food.

With other things like rice waiting in the rice cooker, being kept warm, and a few of the meals from the previous days, Jimin started heating everything up.

While the microwave was going, the alpha started boiling some eggs for you and him, seeing as there were no left-overs but raw ones in the fridge, waiting in a clean bowl.

„What would you like to drink, sweet precious?” He asked you softly, crouching on the ground, gently caressing your knee in soft motions.

You shrugged your shoulders, still too sleepy and tired to really react. Jimin could only smile softly, finding you too cute to truly resist. Cooing softly, the alpha was there to help you make a seemingly tough decision.

„How about some tea? Alpha can make a sweet cup for his sleepy 'mega; how does that sound?” He gently whispered, looking up at you with calm and caring eyes.

You nodded a little. A warm drink sounded nice. The pyjamas they bought for you did well in keeping you warm during the night, and since you got to sleep with the furnace-like alphas tonight, you were kept cuddly and soft.

Though the silk-like material felt a bit thin now that you were in the colder kitchen air where there weren't any heaters,

Most of the first floor of the modern house was left open, with the majority taken up by the living room space and kitchen, with the large windows bringing calm, natural light in.

You felt a slight shiver run down your spine, the alpha noticing immediately and jumping into action.

„Precious, you should have said, baby!” Jimin gasped, shrugging off his hoodie before he quickly pulled it over your form, tutting softly when you went to tell him you didn't need it.

He kissed your forehead repeatedly, his hands rubbing up and down your sides in an attempt to warm you up.

The microwave beeped soon enough, though, having the alpha quickly walk over and take out the first plate, the small, cute waffles right before you.

You thanked the man softly, having him only smile and tell you it's okay, handing you a few different topping options you might like to have.

There was a chocolate sauce, honey, cinnamon sugar, and vanilla sugar, but you chose the caramel sauce as the sweet topping, seemingly the tastiest.

And so, when Jimin helped you undo the stubborn plastic film, he then let you have the bottle and put on as much as you liked, while he went on to prepare you tea and himself a cup of coffee.

Even when he didn't have to sleep too much, he was quite wrecked and really wanted to stay in bed for another hour, but it was okay.

It was going to be nine soon, and that meant it was for sure time to rise and get up by now.

With you calmly munching on the still crispy but soft waffles, Jimin soon brought a simple white ceramic cup before you, taking a seat to your left as he himself warmed up a bit of the pork belly, and eggs with rice.

You both had a slow and sweet breakfast, with the alpha occasionally cutting you a small piece of the pork belly and the bacon he had also plated.

„Princess, have a bite, little baby. It's very tasty, hm? Alpha promises, you will like it a lot." and you didn't put up much of a fight, leaning in on instinct and letting the alpha feed you.

Jimin had a soft smile on his face, letting you have a bit of the still quite soft and liquid but warm yolk, the man claiming that „It's the best part precious, and my princess deserves only the very best.”

You thanked him whenever he fed you any more, the alpha in the end just pulling your plate to himself, cutting up the waffles, and feeding you fully himself, happy to fulfil his alpha instincts.

And so, after you both ate, Jimin carefully picked you up again, gently caressing you to his chest, the alpha carrying you back over to the couch.

The packmember went to get the still-hot cups of beverages, going to place them on the coffee table, when he noticed you on the couch.

You were carefully placing a blanket upon one another, cleaning up the rustled sheets, and throwing over pillows.

The nest you created quickly was much smaller than the one they got to so sweetly sleep in last night, but it looked cosy, and to Jimin, it seemed like a much-needed heaven.

When you looked back over to him, a soft whine left you as you patted the spot next to you, and he cooed loudly, carefully crawling over.

„Aigoo, of course, little princess. Alpha is right here." He said it softly, pulling you to his chest as he pecked your forehead sweetly.

You both settled between the soft, plushy blankets, and Jimin gently manoeuvred so you got to rest fully against him, carefully pulling you onto his lap.

You layed calmly, the man caressing and combing through your hair softly, occasionally rubbing his chin over the top of your head. You breathed in his scent calmly, happy to be held by him.

„Should we watch something precious?" He whispered softly, pecking the top of your head. You shrugged your shoulders, already very content with just being so closely held by him.

You learned over the few days you stayed with the alphas that you loved cuddling. You loved to be gently held and comforted, and you loved how little you had to worry about things.

It was everything, really. You didn't have to worry about your shoes finally breaking and the snow drenching your socks and you falling ill—no, now you had brand new boots, and you even got to choose which pair you wanted to wear everyday, as you had multiple pairs!

You felt special and very cared for, the warm feeling fluttering in your tummy. Now, you don't have to worry about the meals you'll have—or if you'll have any, for that matter.

The alphas took full care of your eating habits, always making sure whatever you got would be fully safe and wouldn't be a chance to disturb your soft body.

You didn't have to worry about getting lost in unfamiliar places like new shops, as they always took you with them, their warm hands always in yours.

All of the pack members took great care of you, always there to hold you and settle you whenever you were having a hard time. They didn't use you, not once even seemingly thinking about such a thing.

They kept you warm during the night and cared for you a lot, it seemed. It was very different from what you were used to, but the sudden change made you feel better than you ever felt.

You felt small tears spring up in your eyes, but you tried to blink them away as quickly as possible. Why have such thoughts made you emotional again?

Jimin noticed right away that something was wrong. He leaned over your shoulder, his hand tightening its grip on yours as he softly gasped.

„Princess no! What's wrong, little baby? Tell alpha... Oh, do you not want to watch a movie? It's okay, precious; we don't have to watch anything; Oppa doesn't mind."

He rambled on, turning you so your chest faced his. Before the alpha pulled you close to himself, your head caressed to stay nearest to his scent gland.

Jimin cradled you, worry clouding his mind. What has gone wrong? You looked so happy a few minutes ago; even when you were sleepy, what happened?

After a second or two, you didn't hold back for much longer, your arms going around the man's upper waist as you latched onto him, only small tears leaving you.

You didn't answer or tell him what had been on your mind; your gratitude was hard to explain in words. The alpha seemed to have understood to a certain level, pulling you close to himself.

„Oh princess... It's okay now; Alpha is right here... I got you, little baby; you don't have to worry about a thing now." He murmured calmly, his hand gently rubbing over the top of your head, his other palm keeping you close.

Your occasional sniffles scared him a little, and the man was slightly worried that maybe you missed the other alphas; the not really proper goodbyes you got this morning could for sure be the cause.

You were sleepy, though, when the packmembers left, and considering how Jimin shooed them off whenever they tried to wake you up, the alpha felt slightly at fault.

This wasn't fully the case, but you still missed the rest of the alphas, that was for sure. You didn't realise that you would have such a hard time when they were gone; their scents fading from you.

And so, after a few soft minutes of you being carefully held close and shushed sweetly, Jimin reached as discreetly as possible for one of the little lamb comfort plushies they got for you, the white one laying the closest.

You whined softly when the alpha pulled from you a little, but with the comfort companion in your arms, the packmembers scents clouded around you, your form fully settling.

„There you go, my princess. Alpha got you now." He gently whispered, keeping you nice and close.

Over the past few minutes, your grip has gotten looser, but whenever Jimin went to take a sip from his coffee or try and have you drink a bit of the herbal tea he made for you, you just hid further into his chest, the lamb held tightly under your arm.

In hopes of distracting you enough from your rain of thoughts, the man turned on the TV, choosing a simple channel that wouldn't do either of you any harm—a cooking show, a competition between chefs in baking.

 

„-really heating up in the kitchen! I'm here with our talented contestants, ready to witness their culinary magic." the host said, his voice happy and energetic. It was an American show, but Jimin didn't mind; the subtitles were easy to read.

 

„Now, let's reveal today's challenge! You'll have two hours to create your signature dessert, incorporating a surprise ingredient that I'm about to reveal. Get ready, folks, because today's twist will truly test your creativity!”

Gasps fill the room as the host holds up a silver cloche, building suspense.

„Today's secret ingredient is... (drumroll, please!)... lavender extract!”

The contestants exchange glances, some appearing thrilled while others wear expressions of uncertainty.

 

„O-Oppa? Can we-e also ba-bake something s-sometime?" Your soft voice broke the background noise, and the alpha turned to you immediately, his eyes as soft as ever.

„Of course we can, my precious! What would you like to make?” He asked you gently, not pressuring you into answering immediately, his eyes soft on your form.

„M-Maybe... Cup-cupcakes?” You were uncertain. You were used to cooking for yourself, but you were definitely not a great chef. You weren't terrible in the kitchen, but your clumsiness sometimes got the best of you.

But seeing how bright Jimin's smile got, the alpha for sure didn't mind. Oh, you were so cute!

„What a great choice, my princess! Do you want to make them right now my sweetest little 'mega?" He asked you gently, not resisting pecking your forehead.

You shrugged your shoulders. You really didn't know that much about baking, apart from knowing that the right measurements were very important. Would all of the ingredients be here?

The alpha smiled excitedly, happy. He was by no means an expert baker, but there was nothing a good recipe wouldn't solve. The man carefully picked you back up, holding you to his chest, as he slowly took you both over to the kitchen.

„Here, baby, you look up a recipe you like. Alpha will look around for what we have for the decorations.” He said gently, placing you so you sat on the counter, before he handed you his phone, the Google open.

You fumbled with yourself a little; the TV show, now forgotten, still playing. Eventually, as Jimin opened a few cupboards, pulling out different types of sprinkles, you carefully typed in 'Cupcake recipe'.

The number of choices you got freaked you out a little, but you clicked on one of the very first ones, seeing as it had very good reviews. Maybe it was going to be good. You hoped, at least...

„Look, princess, we have this tray too! That's perfect; we should use that for sure." The alpha said, showing you the silicone dark blue form.

You smiled softly, nodding happily. This was exciting! Jimin soon walked over to you again, looking over the website you looked up.

„Great job, princess! Let's get this started then, baby!” He said so happily, going over to where the few aprons were hung.

The alpha took one for himself and you, helping you down to the floor before he helped you tie a pretty bow in the back.

„C-Can we sur-surprise the o-others?” You asked timidly, your fingers squeezing one another in an uncomfortable pattern. Jimin couldn't help but coo loudly, kissing your temple, his cheek rubbing against it.

„Aigoo,.. my princess, well, of course! That's such a great idea, baby you are perfect! Alphas would love that, I'm very sure.” He laughed softly, hugging you gently.

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[darcyfangirlsfrequently]

My reactions to episode 5 of season 2 of Criminal Minds Evolution

Didn't do one last week bc i didn't have time, plus it was just a weird episode. but people have told me they're excited for me to watch this one, so let's go!

i think this is penelope and voit's first time seeing each other face to face???

Voit's little nursery rhyme taunt i am CRYING laughing

Voit taunting the SHIT out of Rossi

"Somewhere in Iowa" has me rolling

Ooh so this is the beginning of the conspiracy theory. The FBI "assassinating" people

Side note: do they never change their badge pictures?? rossi's hair still has color in his

"Get out" Rossi????

Voit sitting at Reid's desk is funny bc Zach Gilford auditioned for Reid way back when

GARVEZ STANDING BESIDE EACH OTHERRRRRR. love collecting Garvez CRUMBSSSS

Luke she is standing slightly in front of you. you are not staring at her side you're staring at her ass. I see you.

"You can't bluff for a minute? You've been bluffing you're not Sicarius for a month" Tara i LOVE you

Someone: *mentions computer stuff* Luke: *looks at Penelope* Me: yeahhhh he knows his gf can do anything

"I'll come with just to make sure you [elias] behave" Luke i am sure that is the ONLY reason

"an online bulletin board where people post their not-so-secretly racist opinions?" Luke i love you

Voit: *touches Pen's things* Luke: Hands off, asshole YES MAN PROTECT YOUR GIRLLLLL

"What's up with you two? Because there's a vibe." AH HA HA HA HA!! I saw a mini spoiler that Voit picked up on them but I imagined he would be calling Luke out on it privately to taunt him I DIDN'T THINK HE'S ASK THEM BOTH TO THEIR FACE WHAT ALL THAT TENSION WAS

this is no longer garvez crumbs this is garvez ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

Penelope why don't you have an answer? Why don't you have an answer, Penelope?

Couples who insult an inmates smell together stay together 🥰

"subtitle to Mary Shelley's frankenstein" the secret agenda to CME: make Luke super knowledgeable about classic literature. my "luke was an english major" headcanon is just proved more and more right

"Dr. Lews" look at least he's respectful of her title. i feel like ppl forget she's a doctor

Penelope holding up a handkerchief to her nose 😂

"Neglected to ask me that" luke was right, everyone IS a comedian

"You son of a bitch" I love how they are just having Luke call him every name in the book

Luke recognizing morse code like the little army boy he is 🥰

"what the fuck is north star?" that's an episode name, isn't it? does anyone remember what episode it is going to be?

Emily and Rossi plotting to let Voit try to escape so they can shoot him. Okay????

oooh that sounded SO scripted and forced and awkward 😭

"can you do that without fingerprints?" EMILY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST ASK TYLER???

"Same deductive work as the BAU just... faster" 😂😂😂

"Wheels up" i was GAGGED when i saw that in the preview

Tyler found brian!!

Voit just taunting them all like a child has me cackling

Omg he knows about Greencia. If he tries to use it to blackmail them/her Luke is going to rip his head off

"Maybe not that crazy" AKA he noticed Garvez so he's not surprised she'd be messing around with ppl involved in her work

"That's enough" Luke is like "A. don't talk about her that way. B. i don't want to hear about this."

"Why is that enough, Luke?" STOP IT RIGHT NOW I'M CACKLING

"Do us all a favor and shut the fuck up" YESSSSSS JJ

"Tynelope is a thing and that drives Luke crazy." oh my GOD. there is so much here. Ig i can't say Greencia anymore it's Tynelope? and also Voit calling Luke out for being jealous in front of everyone????

Luke looking away from Penelope. BUT PENELOPE LOOKING OVER AT LUKE.

"I haven't thought about you at all" I mean i know it's a lie but it's funny

"Useful idiot" emily i love you

okay why tf is brian suddenly pretending not to know what Gold Star is

Luke back to his undercover rootsssss

ohhhhh this is gonna be the bomb we saw in the trailer isn't it (if it is then i am gonna get SO MANY DAMN FIC IDEAS from this ep)

yepppppp bomb!!

Forget Garvez, clearly the real ship this show is pushing is Luke x Bomb

Every time Penelope says "Luke" I get giddy

Penelope (slighly panicky) walking her bf through the bomb situation so he doesn't die

Penelope calling him "Luke" but Luke calling her "Garcia" is SO personal to me

Penelope that is a VERY happy smile (just tell that man you love him)

@lklvz you get gratuitous Luke saying "fuck" content and i hope it makes you smile

HAHA DAVE PUNCHING VOIT IN THE FACE

oh damn it all to hell, damien

"Teresa is in trouble" the FUCK?

tyler knows teresa??? or Penelope is teresa?

Luke following Penelope haha that's not a surprise

"I don't want to be alone tonight" FUCK YOU, REBECCA

NOOOOO TARA NOOOOO DON'T GO BACK TO HER

More emily smoking!!

EMILY CRYING AND ROSSI HOLDING HER 😭😭

guys that was SO GOOD

one of the best eps so far

[vespertin-y]

OKAY I FINALLY WATCHED GRAVITY FALLS. TEN YEARS LATE I KNOW. i was expecting to have to power through a bunch of boring kid stuff to get to the actual interesting drama and i was so so wrong i locked tf in and finished it in two days. it's so good what the actual fuck. heres my thoughts on the main characters

mabel: when i was the actual target audience for this show i saw a bit of mabel while flipping through disney XD and i immediately concluded that she was annoying af and i would never watch this show because of her. i would like to repent for this evil evil take by flinging myself belly down onto shattered glass. MABEL MY BABY GIRL...if they ever put her in another Situation or Scenario ill kill someone fr. she's a little too selfish and a little too pushy sure but so genuinely KIND and SWEET and so willing to make a fool of herself to pull her dumb brother out of his head. that unicorn doesn't know jack i hope she gets everything she wants forever

dipper: if i had watched gf as a kid i would have been in very real danger of naming myself after this guy (which doesn't even work bc im not nearly as cool as him!! the woodland creatures would have eaten my ass). it would've been so easy to give him a generic gaining confidence arc but he is never a coward when it really matters and i think that's great. he may not be able to talk to a girl but he can and will beat a gnome to death with a shovel for touching his sister!!! also yeah he is extremely transgender.

stan: OUUUUUGH. STARTS SOBBING. stanley pines the man that you are. i assumed at first that his plot would be about Learning To Love but no he is 100% on board with being the world's best grunkle from minute one. he definitely fucks up sometimes (putting waddles outside comes to mind as does. The Other Thing) but he always tries his very best to fix it. every action he takes just oozes with care for his family. every time i thought he had a motivation that wasn't his family they pulled the rug out from under me and revealed that it was, in fact, just his family again. he would give everything for them. AND HE LITERALLY DOES??? im gonna vomit. he hand stitched fishing hats 😭😭😭

wendy: definitely my least favorite of the main cast im sorry wendyheads...i just feel like there isn't a lot to get into here. every time they imply there's something more going on with her or her family they just snap her right back into The Coolest Girl In The World which might be fun but it's not that interesting.

soos: SOOS MY FRIEND SOOS!!!! i wobbled on him during the middle of the show bc i felt like they were making him Genuinely Dumb instead of just a good babysitter but they pulled his characterization back around by the end i think. he is like me in that he would also die for the mystery twins without hesitation or regret 💖. a lesser show would've been really mean about soos but gf is BASED and SOOSPILLED so he gets what he deserves. he does not have to lose weight or drop his "childish" interests or stop living with his grandma to WIN AT LIFE. awesome girlfriend! dream job! big house! stan using that boat to hunt down his bio dad and kill him, probably!

ford: ill be honest and admit i hated this guy at first but eventually i learned to live laugh love about his massive incredibly fragile ego ruining everything all the time and now i am a big ford enjoyer. what a FREAK oh my god. he believed his journals to be capable of destroying the world and still refused to destroy them because they're His Life's Work????? he had the painfully obvious option to tell bill he didn't know the equation and stall for time and chose instead to say that OBVIOUSLY he knows it he's the SMARTEST MAN ALIVE he's just not TELLING YOU 😤 and then immediately got tortured????? he spent most of his screentime projecting his relationship issues onto an Actual Child?????????? he needs to go to therapy and learn he's not the main character of the universe but he will not be doing that so i can only hope the boat fixes him. if i was stanley i'd've fed him to the shapeshifter.

bill: SIGH. YES OKAY HE'S MY FAVORITE. I KNOW I'M FUCKING PREDICTABLE DON'T @ ME. i spent 90% of his screentime cracking up and the other 10% making Homosexual Detection Eyebrows at my brother! the ideal ratio!!!!! i can't wait to get my hands on the book so i can poor little meowmeow him more efficiently. i knew i was saving that barnes & noble gift card for something important.

[accirax]

initial thoughts on DCAS episode 7

very notable that this was within the context of being about "love" specifically. (at least) one-sided trevek canon? (i'm not even a huge trevek shipper i just think this whole plotline is funny)

okay, so Yul's foot injury IS real. or at least, he's using it as an excuse to complain. still, the fact that it was brought up again an episode later makes me think that it's going to have SOME relevance to the plot.

any time that Yul has to parrot something in Emily's "you go girlfriend ;D" manner of speaking i cackle. he didn't choose the home decor saying any time is wine time lifestyle, the home decor saying any time is wine time lifestyle chose him.

Grett i am... genuinely confused. how can you possibly think that Yul is actually in love with you? did you really receive THAT little love in your home life? you have no ability to distinguish catty and fake praise for your accomplishments from real ones because your family gave you THAT little recognition? man. now i made myself sad :( ily Grett

okay, confirming that 1) it was Tom's trap, 2) they are willing to eat squirrels, 3) Tom is serving as the provider for the Cyan tribe. all things to take into account for any upcoming Cyan eliminations.

why

and how does said boyfriend feel about you kissing another man on television, Tom? this is a stupid lie.

again, why? it's probably already apparent from my earlier comments, but i changed my mind; i'm fully with Jake in this argument now. sure, Jake is really insecure and overly emotional, but what the HELL is Tom doing? making up a boyfriend is a really shitty thing to do, whether Tom had a legit reason for not calling Jake these past two years or if he didn't contact Jake due to his own mixed feelings/indifference. in either case, he should have told Jake the truth. at least when Jake was acting immature in S1, he was 24. Tom is a nearly 30 year old man. ACT LIKE IT.

Fiore slay

this is a really interesting response due to how vague it is, including in the vocal performance. was he taken off guard by his boss being nice to him? does he believe that she's telling the truth? does he feel bad for Trevor, or will he come to believe that he IS way better than Trevor? i'm glad that they're continuing on with the concept of the hosts having a plotline, because imo that was one of the highlights of S2, but they aren't doing it in a way that eats up as much of the screentime as it did in S2.

if Will was out of the picture i would be shipping these two so hard. who am I kidding, i kind of still am anyways.

Ally's other gf is here :,) glad that they got to reconnect (and neither of them were eliminated for it)

Fiore slay

the confirmation that Aiden thinks that the idea of him having any attraction to Tom is laughable and disgusting is HILARIOUS to me. bro really said, "why the hell would i be into YOU when i have JAMES lmao" straight to Tom's face. tbf, James and Tom are like... opposites in terms of personality and appearance (beyond being generally handsome and athletic young men).

"silly me, i keep forgetting that not everyone met their super cool and attractive boyfriend on reality TV. my bad!" (/pos)

(i tried to type "hubby" instead of boyfriend but i spared you all. it was too cringe even as the one subjecting others to the cringe.)

okay this was very fitting for her. iconic.

honestly, Alec and Riya's villainous alliance/friendship is really fun. leave it to Alec to always find himself in the least likely but most entertaining duos. Riya really benefits from being paired with a legitimate strategist, and someone who won't just let her totally get away with stuff.

we had to get in one last Fiore taking unnecessary damage for the road :,(

feeling like Jaiden is going to be winning the starting couples' survival roulette. and Wishley, to the extent they count.

now i'm no physicist, but how did this work? shouldn't the ball be a fast and heavy enough object at this point that it would jump over the log, not ricochet off of it? i suppose if the ball is made of something more like wicker than yarn, it could be a bit more likely to do that. but then why is it going to the side? it hit the log straight on!

... are you not allowed to help him anymore? what?

ellie is going full villain mode fr. if her and gabby's relationship gets messed up, that would definitely be karma. but, i suppose she survives this episode...

this is funny because nobody strikes me as the pizza and soda loving type. Alec, Grett, Yul, and Riya all seem like people who would want to eat something that's both fancier and healthier.

communication W (for both of them)

Fiore is such a best girl that she's not even a salty juror. she's not mad at them for so long that she can't use her final moments to throw a wrench in the works for everyone else. the grind never sleeps, clowns <3

and she even conquered her greatest nemesis, the bus, this time. fly high, queen. i'll miss you.

well, as a Fiore stan, this episode was a bit sad for me. but, i do totally understand why Magenta would both vote for Fiore and lose the challenge. (damn you, Ellie...) Fiore already did super well in both S1 and the original Adventure Camp, so i understand why they wouldn't have her go super far again in this season, especially when everyone knows she's such a threat.

i just hope that we can still get a little more closure for her and Alec than we got already in this season. all it has to be is, like, him being sad at her elimination for reasons other than pure strategy and maybe a nice conversation at the finale. it doesn't have to be Alec finally adopting her... even if i did want that to happen... i'd just prefer to know that they leave things on good terms.

anyways, another really solid episode! i look forward to the next one. thanks for reading!

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Gay wrongs tournament, round one of the losers bracket

Propaganda:

For John and Jack:

So, they both are literal murders. One of them is a little bit more insane than the other. Okay, the little bit part is not right, totally insane that is John, yes. But gonna love him though. He had been in rehab for alcohol, drugs, sex and murder. Don't kiss him, he might be wearing poisoning lipstick. They are canon mlm. They had been stuck in a two week time loop for five years, which was like leading a married life for them. They didn't actually marry, but they were partners, both in business and sexually. They worked together for an time agency. Then Jack's memories of two years were erased and he left. He went into  independent self deployment, doing scams using his knowledge of future events. After that he build an alien hunting institute in Cardiff, Wales. When John and Jack see eachother again after years, you don't know whether they will they kiss or fight. They do both. Did I tell you that along this story Jack became an inmortal who can't stay dead? No matter how or how often he dies or is killed, he keeps coming back to life. This is all very scraping on the surface, but oh boy, would it be at least a novella to describe them.

They worked together in the Time Agency where they did horrible things to the extent where Jack had two years of his memory stolen so that he couldn’t know what he’d done. They were also in a time loop together for five years where they canonically thought of each other as the wife (John was a good wife :3), and were basically married. Then they had a divorce arc and they both separately went rogue from the Agency to become conmen, although they still worked together/clashed on occasions, always still with that spark of passion. “Frenemies with benefits” Jack called them once, although John preferred “my lover, my rival, my nemesis and destiny. And bane of my bloody life.” Canon finds us where Jack has tried to reform and be a better person, but John is still chasing cons, and all he wants to do is bring Jack back to the stars with him, back to the crime and the glitter of the galaxies (it doesn’t work and he shoves Jack off a building but Jack got himself immortal so he’s fine <3) anyway I am very normal about them xoxo

In John's introduction to the series he shows up on a roof where some guy is mugging someone, grabs him by the throat and dangles him over the edge of the building while this guy begs for his life before dropping him just because he felt like it. When John and Jack interact for the first time in the show there's a super cool guitar riff, very evil western vibes, they walk up to each other, look deeply into each other's eyes, make out, then start throwing punches to Blur's Song 2. In one of the audio dramas we're told about various times where these two conned people, stole a bunch of money and gold and gems and stuff, then had sex with whoever it is they conned before (sometimes) killing them. When Jack devided he was done and left John to die John escaped and married the queen of England (Victoria) then locked Jack up somewhere to take his life force and live forever, destroying the timeline in the process. John has tried to kill all of Jack's friends at least twice to have him all to himself. He found Jack's long lost brother and when the brother turned out to be a terrible person with a vendetta against Jack John did everything he could to save Jack. Their relationship is canon but very one-sided most of the time

just this video

For Dina and Ellie:

They do justified murders, but murders none the less. Is it really that bad to kill a few dozen people with your gf if your trying to get revenge in this big horrible world?

Spoilers, but Ellie decided to go on a big old revenge murder spree and Dina was a super supportive girlfriend and went right along with her. The two of them killed A Lot of people together. Admittedly Dina eventually tapped out on the whole revenge murder thing eventually, but I feel like they definitely need to be in this tournament.

[golbrocklovely]

Am I the only one who wonders what happened between all of them for Katelyn to act like that?? Like her posts on TikTok or the insta pic incident

you're definitely not the only one, anon lol

i have a theory of what occurred but no full proof of what went down. this is just my MAJOR assumptions.

i've definitely stated this before too, but i'll just repeat myself since i feel like my opinion has changed slightly.

before anyone possibly reading this gets on my case, i don't agree with how katelyn has gone about doing things, but if i'm even slightly correct, i can't say i'm surprised at her pettiness lol

it seems to me that everything between the four of them was good up until like may/june-ish. april, they were good bc that's when they all went to coachella and had fun there. hell, even a bit before coachella sam was making jokes about them getting married on one her tiktoks. but by may… things are getting just a twinge iffy. bc in may, that is when snc are going to farrar to look at it for the first time/purchase it. who comes along with them? malia. but katelyn didn't come. now granted, she apparently was moving or doing something like that around that time, but it is interesting that malia went with them without katelyn, or at least was invited along. it is a bit odd, especially when while snc are there, malia is taking pics in merch and colby's posting it to his story (and the merch in question was the "ugh why can't my boyfriend hunt ghosts" one).

but then by june, that's when they have their meet and greet. and obviously katelyn is there to support and give out stuff to fans. so things seem okay again. and around this time, he removed a bunch of posts of him with kat and the core four that had been up still, so a lot of ppl thought he was gonna finally hard launch katelyn as his gf.

then the last time we see them all hanging out is on july 4th. they all go out on a double date, post a tiktok or two, seems fine. he even posted a video laying outside with her. but then, fast forward to july 17ish, that is when she posts on her tiktok story that she is going to see pythian priestess bc things have been really weird in her life recently and she just needs a reading. so… needless to say that by that point they either a, broke up or b, were about to. by july 23, snc are in iowa filming farrar.

then by august 14ish, sam is seen out with a girl - going to watch a sunset in venice beach. the literal same day that happens, katelyn and him unfollow each other. the next day is when she posts the pic of him and her kissing with the caption "felt cute might delete later", and all of that shit goes down.

i'll try to say this as delicately as i can bc of course i could be wrong (and honestly i hope i am) - i think sam checked out of the relationship long before they broke up in july. bc when he was trying to calm the waters and did that q&a, he claimed that he had been single "for a bit now" and in his comment said that he and katelyn "broke up a while ago" when AT MOST it had been a month since they broke up. so to me, that reads as he had already left the relationship long before they ended things. and on top of that, all of the filming of hell week was after they broke up. so that means broken up sam was in the farrar vids, and to me he doesn't exactly look like someone that's upset about a relationship he had been in for almost a year ending.

or maybe he's a good actor lol

and i feel like this also lends into a pattern with him: he breaks up with said person after being clocked out of the relationship for a while, and then immediately leaves so he doesn't have to deal with the fallout. he did something similar when him and kat broke up - they broke up in late march (which he lied about in his marathon video bc there is literal proof and him, kat, and everybody hanging out and being besties on like march 25th so unless they were just pretending on camera to be fine but off screen weren't… he either lied or forgot when they broke up) and then he immediately left to go do filming somewhere (i don't remember what they filmed, but i know him and colby left around that time). even kat left to go be with family for a while. and he's now done the same thing with katelyn - broke up and left to go film.

sam himself has said before that he is terrified to grow up, that he's not ready to or that it's his biggest fear. the thing is, and while i never said it back then, he was never gonna marry kat. it was extremely apparent to those that weren't invested in their relationship. bc i think to him, marriage is the end of his youth. marriage means he has to grow up, be a man, and stop fucking around and have his shit together. and i think that scares him. and look, there's nothing wrong with being scared to grow up. there's nothing wrong with being worried about the future. i'm not saying he can't be fearful. what i am saying is you can't string ppl along bc you can't get it together. i mean, he outright said in a livestream recently that he hasn't been single since 8th grade……… that every year since then he has had a gf. that man is TERRIFIED to be alone. and so he jumps into relationships, but never grows up.

not only that, but he's unhappy with himself, for some reason. and i think he thinks he can't change or grow while in a relationship so he stays stagnant, and then by the end he realizes he's unhappy and instead of maybe pressing pause on the relationship or trying to grow while in it, he pretends he's happy, becomes extremely unhappy, and then drop kicks the girl. bc now we have two instances of him coming out a relationship saying he's the best version of himself, that he feels so good and free, but cut to a couple months later, he's back to saying he was in the worst time of his life.

and look, none of this is to say that katelyn did absolutely nothing wrong. i'm sure she was weird in her own way. i mean hell, she was in gcs with fans after their breakup trying to defend herself. that's weird. no buts about it. and she did do some odd things during their relationship too, and since the break up has been petty on and off again. but so has sam. in a weird way, they were kinda perfect for each other lol

i don't think there was just one singular thing that transpired to cause the falling out of snc and malia with katelyn. but i think the break up definitely made it easier for them to all shun her. and i think that's why she's retaliated the way she has - with tiktoks and pics and shit like that. i don't blame the girl, but i also don't think she's chosen the right path to go down either.

it's all just... very messy.

[the-bitterest-breakups-poll]

Poll: Round 1d #2

*Reminder that Break up is being used loosely here and not all relationships may be romantic in nature

Propaganda under cut:

Cappie and Evan

They were friends at camp and cappie chose his university because Evan was going there. They roomed together freshman year but then they both met the same girl (Casey) at a party. The three of them hung out together and cappie started dating Casey. Evan was still in love with her but respected their relationship (at first). Then cappie forgot to pick her up for a dance bc he was too busy hanging out at his frat. Evan came and got her and took her to the dance. Then cappie showed up and they got in a fistfight. This all happened before the show starts and is shown later in flashbacks. At the beginning of the show, casey is dating Evan. cappie and Evan are bitter rivals and leaders in their respective fraternities, which are also rivals. Casey and Evan eventually break up. Casey becomes just friends with both of them and doesn’t understand why they still hate each other when she isn’t dating either of them. Eventually, they both get inducted into a secret society and bond at the meetings, becoming friends again but pretending to still hate each other in public. Then cappie and Casey get back together. When Evan finds out, his fraternity plans a prank that gets 3 of Cappie’s fraternity brothers expelled and they hate each other again. Very dramatic, many ups and downs. (Yet another love triangle that could be easily solved by polyamory btw)

Junnana:

Okay so I find this very funny in a sad way. So generally throughout the original anime these two were the ones with the least conflict between them and the most married couple in the series. Then the movie came around. Basically the background here is that the movie surrounds everybody's "deaths" as stage girls (losing their brilliance/what made them stage girls in the first place) and then "rebirths" as them, and during this Nana was convinced that Junna wouldn't really have that second part, that she'd keep grasping at brilliance fruitlessly while making excuses. So she decided to be an asshole about that, naturally. This was briefly hinted at in the opening revue, where Nana was fighting against everybody, and Junna wasn't putting up much of a fight, to the point where, while everybody else was defeated with one effort, Nana didn't even look at her when she was cutting off her cloak, and when Nana was prompting everybody to act at one point (at least that's what a lot of people and myself have assumed the "It feels like I just drank a strong sake" line to mean), Junna was just confused, which kind of confirmed that she too had died out as a stage girl. Then Revue of Hunting happened, aka the Junnana divorce revue. First of all, there's the lovely "Ugly fruit that's ashamed to live after surviving" line Nana directs at Junna right at the start. Maybe don't call your bestie/gf an ugly fruit ashamed to live Nana. Then, Nana, feeling as though the options were Junna's brilliance dying out slowly and pathetically or her as a stage girl dying out beautifully in one instant (I think it's very funny how much this franchise loves treating symbolic death as something beautiful a lot of the time but mainly when the characters involved are dead wrong, but not the point), offered Junna an opportunity to kill herself as a stage girl instead of reaching for a star she couldn't claim. Junna, while kind of terrified out of her mind, was like "no???? I won't do that actually???" and went to grab her bow, and Nana kind of doubled down on her being unable to reclaim her brilliance. After the first half of the revue commenced with Junna seemingly being at an advantage but also really not being at one at the same time, Nana remarked that she couldn't feel any brilliance from Junna. Then, she immediately reclaimed her advantage point, and ended up pinning Junna down. She started talking about how Junna was beautiful (something which was translated as heartbreakingly beautiful in the dub. It's not the best dub but I need to mention this because it has haunted me for half a year now), blazing and, in an admirable way, foolish. But she put this all in past tense, emphasizing that these were all qualities that Junna had lost. She destroyed the gem on Junna's bow which symbolized her brilliance and gave her one of her swords and an option to choose her end there. Then Junna chose to use her sword against her. Nana began realizing that this Junna was different than the role she had for her and Junna told her that she couldn't define her stage, and only Junna could do that for herself while accusing Nana of being blidned by the stars Nana said Junna was blinded by. Then Junna won and they promised to reunite and everything but seriously Nana why did you tell her to kill herself symbolically. Anyways there is an upload of Revue of Hunting on Youtube so if you want to see this messy divorce it's there if you want it

[majaloveschris]

I just can't imagine how he would be able to be okay with everything they've done and said, the way they behave, and how they troll the fandom. /

Apologies for the rant but I have so much thoughts on this. I was actually pro Chris/Alba at the beginning. I knew her from Warrior Nun and liked her in it. When i heard gossip about them (way before it was announced) i was happy because 1)familiar face 2) up and coming actress so good chance she'll post with him to raise her profile with American audiences which probably means annoying PR but at least from that we'll get more Chris content.

But she just had to be a racist who associates with nazis, posts nudes online and her hanger on friends are trolling the fandom and the worst part is CHRIS IS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND. We can't even get a glimpse of him in the background of their videos trying to bait the fans.

This relationship is making the public sour on him and it feels like i'm going insane because i genuinely just cannot imagine what he benefit he see's in it? He went from Americans boyfriend to Uncle Chreeps with the nazi GF overnight. He went from beloved celeb who talks about being romantic and wanting to settle down to "celebs with the biggest age gaps" articles. He's gone from one of the most recognised kid friendly superhero's in the world to the guy who's girlfriend posts videos of herself stripping in the shower with no warning.

And anytime i try to talk about it, I'm hit with "ur just jealous, he's never gonna date you" even though i have always liked Chris' GFs and have never hated any wife/gf of any man i stanned.

To be honest with you, at first, I also felt that way. I didn't know who Alba was before the whole Las Vegas thing, but despite that, I didn't find anything problematic or dislikeable about her. But the more time passed, the more we learned about her and the people with whom she hangs out, and the more I started disliking her and her friends. The last straw was obviously the whole racist, Nazi-supporting thing.

I still don't think they knew about the tweets and their past behavior, and I think they represented themselves differently at the very beginning.

I think we can't even imagine why this whole thing could be beneficial for him. Seb's PR relationship has also helped him out; maybe they thought the same thing would happen in Chris's case too. Maybe he doesn't want to be the internet boyfriend anymore, which I would understand why he wouldn't want to be anymore. Obviously, this representation is even worse than that, but maybe it will open new doors for him. I'm pretty sure they knew what they wanted to achieve with this. However, I think the reception was entirely different from what they expected. Maybe they even would've wanted to end this whole thing, but there are two people and two teams in this whole thing, and even if they represented this idea, I doubt Alba and her team wanted to end this whole thing. Don't even mention that everything that has happened in this whole thing is really out of character for him.

Maybe we will be able to witness everything he will gain from this. I'm most definitely interested in how everything will work out in the end.

[fkinavocado]

okay...my unfortunate dating app stories...

after my divorce i joined an app, i don't remember which one. i met a few of the guys who just wanted hookups, which i expected. then i started talking to this other guy who seemed sweet but he was already like ready to make us a couple before we even met. it kinda freaked me out so i ghosted him and deleted the app. i felt bad because i hate having it done to me, but i think i just wasn't ready yet. a few months later i joined another, i think it was okcupid. i started talking to three guys, all younger. one of them lived nearby, the other two on the other side of the city. i met the first one, he was cute and we hit it off, then he ghosted me the next day when we were supposed to get together again. he'd blocked my number and everything. second guy i think was just a fake who was having fun flirting and pretending. i never met him. third guy i hooked up with several times. but i should have noticed the red flags from the beginning. he claimed he had a female roommate who had horrible anxiety around new people, so i had to come over when she was at work. his bathroom was full of female stuff like makeup, etc. he claimed she didn't have a phone. the first night we went to a motel and he said he had to get home because his roommate was home and freaking out about something. i asked how she could text him without a phone and he laughed and said she used facebook on her computer. over time, i told him i was fine with meeting her, i wasn't gonna bite or anything. then it finally dawned on me that she was not just his roommate lol. i felt so dumb. but it wasn't until he broke it off with me. like i knew, but i didn't wanna admit it, you know?

months later i heard from the first guy again. he told me he had this crazy ex gf who saw our interaction and was threatening him and to kill herself or some shit. but that he finally got rid of her and wanted to see me again. i gave him another chance like a dummy and he ghosted me again. i think he was just having fun playing games.

so a year or so later, i finally got up the nerve to try a third app, hinge. i started talking to this guy who messaged me first. we talked for a while and he said he was from london but had been living in my city since before the pandemic and was currently in la on business. we made plans to meet up when he got back. but he kept pushing back the date of his return. this went on for a couple months until he sent me a "new" pic that had the name of his business in the background. i googled it and it was a company that he supposedly owned, or at least the man he claimed to be owned. but it didn't add up because the guy he claimed to be still lived in the UK. i found his instagram, his website, and even some youtube videos. this guy had never lived in the US. in fact, he had gone to a wedding which he had a video of on his instagram. i called him out on it, saying he couldn't be at two places at once. long ass story short, this guy owned up to it, but would never tell me who he really was. no surprise. he even had the nerve to keep trying to contact me after all of this shit, so i finally changed my number, my email, and all other personal info. i nearly had a nervous breakdown over it, and lost $400 which i won't get into. let's just say it was the most humiliating experience of my life. i will never do dating apps ever again.

oh lordy lord. girl all of that was such a rollercoaster!!! i absolutely don't blame you, i mean i talked to some weirdos (thankfully found out they were weird before we actually made it to a first date) and then had this one date that was fine, i just wasn't into him in person- and i feel like never giving anyone a chance on these apps again!!! but what you guys are telling me really puts things into perspective! damn. i can't pick which one is the the most traumatizing for me... (just conceptually ofc since i don't know the full story) but i feel like the what must've been married guy would've been the worst one for me :( i'm sorry hun. clearly the one thing all these man had in common was they were pathological liars. you didn't deserve any of that:(

[giantbonfirestars]

A World Left Behind

The Guardian Force are now letting everyone leave Starlight after having forced them to stay for much longer than anyone had planned.

But now everyone is free to return home. Mostly everyone

OR

What I think happens after the season 6 finale of Mystreet and how everyone copes with what happened.

Chapter 1: Returning home

Zane stepped out of the cab alongside his older brother, Garroth. The others shouldn’t have been too far behind him. Or at least, those who weren’t injured too badly and were actually able to return home.

Their trip had been expanded much longer than they had planned due to the Guardian Force forcing everyone to stay on the island. While most people took the extra time to enjoy the luxuries on the island. Zane and the others spent it in hiding.

The Lycan family were being hunted down by the GF. While technically Zane didn’t need to get involved, he wasn’t going to abandon his friends when they needed him most.

Sure, he’s paying for it now. He can’t remember many of his friend’s names, even his girlfriend’s, but if he had the chance to go back in time, he would do it all over again.

Okay, maybe not all, but he still wouldn’t abandon the others.

He'll admit, there was a time in the past where he would have left them if it meant saving himself, but he's changed, he's not that person anymore.

Zane and Garroth approached their house. Laurence was sure to ask them loads of questions about the trip and why they took so long to get back. But right now, Zane just wanted to go and collapse on his bed and take a well-deserved nap, surrounded by his prized pony collection.

But there was no way that was going to happen.

As the two brothers walked up to the house, Laurence burst through the door while they were still only halfway up the drive way.

Laurence practically tackled Garroth into a hug, causing him to drop his suit case. When Laurence pulled away, he was smiling brightly. “Thank goodness you guys are back! I don’t think I could have handled Dante by myself any longer.”

Garroth chuckled at that. “What? You don’t know what he’s been like while you were gone. He’s been talking to pillows with your faces sown onto them.”

Garroth stopped laughing. Both he and Zane just stared at Laurence, waiting for some kind of context. But it never came. Zane made a mental note to ask more about it later.

“So, why did you guys spend an extra month on what was supposed to be a 2-week long vacation?!”

“Now that is a long story? We should probably head inside before we get started on that.” Garroth rubbed the back of his neck nervously.

The sound of a car stole all of their attention. Another cab had pulled up and parked across the street. Katelyn, Seven, and Four got out. Zane frowned to himself at the fact that he could only remember Katelyn’s name. He would worry about that later though.

While Katelyn and Seven grabbed the luggage, Four ran over to the group of boys standing on their driveway.

“Zane!” She shouted excitedly, forcing him into a hug.

“H-hey!” He said, returning the hug.

“Uh, did I miss something?” Zane was abruptly reminded of Laurence’s presence, and the fact that he didn't know they were dating. Four pulled herself out of the hug and turned to him. “Hey Laurence!” her voice was filled with so much joy and innocence. It would have been impossible to tell that her body still ached from the large scar that now tainted her torso. She had got it trying to protect him, and he may not have been the one to inflict the injury, but he couldn’t help but feel responsible for her pain.

Laurence was staring at the pair, visibly confused. Zane almost thought he was forcing it for the sake of humor. Four just kept smiling in his direction, while Zane gave him an unimpressed look. It might have been hard to tell considering the mask he wore and the hair that fell over his messed-up eye, but the quarter of his face that was visible should have worked well enough to send the message.

Laurence just continued with his confused stares. Garroth then spoke up, breaking the silence that had come with Four’s arrival, “They started dating while we were on the island.”

Laurence’s eyes went comically wide. “Him, and- and her?”

His pointed finger was going back and forth between the two as he tried to process the information. “But she’s so sweet! And he’s so,” Laurence attempted to make an angry face in the weirdest way he possibly could. Zane just rolled his eyes at him.

“I know! It surprised me at first too. But they’re actually very cute together.” Garroth said, putting his hand on Laurence’s shoulder.

“Seriously though, Zane and KC? Did not see that one coming.”

Zane looked over to Four, the girl he loved. He knew he loved her, yet he didn’t know her name. He tried to imagine her with the name KC, but it just didn’t fit. Maybe it was nickname he didn’t remember, and that’s why he couldn’t picture her with that name. He could try to call her KC, but it just didn’t feel right. He would just keep calling her what he knew her as until he could figure out her name.

“Yeah, yeah, I know how you feel.” Zane gave his brother a glare at that. Garroth raised his hands in surrender, a goofy look on his face.

“We could use some help over here!” The group turned to see who had shouted. It was Katelyn, holding both Four’s and her own luggage. Seven wasn’t anywhere to be seen, so he figured she must have gone back to her house with her own bags.

“Sorry!” Four shouted, running off to help her friend. Leaving Zane alone with the idiot duo.

He turned back to face the pair. “So, can I go unpack or are you gonna keep asking me stupid questions about my love life?”

Laurence gave him a look, Zane wasn’t exactly clear what message it was supposed to send, but it was a look either way. Garroth looked over to Laurence, “We really should unpack.”

Laurence sighed in defeat, “fine” he said, dragging out the i.

In the past, Garroth would have joined Laurence in making fun of him, but they’ve been trying to build a better relationship after everything that’s happened.

Garroth picked up his suitcase and the three boys headed inside of the house. Zane never thought he would say it, but he missed this place. He dragged his bags up the stairs and headed for his room.

It looked untouched for the most part, so he dropped his bags on the floor and collapsed onto the bed. He knew he wouldn’t be able to fall alseep, but he could at least try to get some rest before the others came looking for him.

Zane took off his mask and let out a sigh. He needed this.

Well I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter!

I started writing this before a season 7 was announced but that doesn't really matter when it comes to fanfiction anyway!

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