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Poll: Round 2a #7

*For Realm of the elderlings pictured only is The fool. I couldn't find a official looking image of Fitz

*Reminder that Break up is being used loosely here and not all relationships may be romantic in nature

Propaganda under cut:

Fitz and The Fool:

-They have a romantic friendship that nearly implodes when Fitz is faced with tons of homophobic abuse over rumors about their closeness, and then overhears a conversation between the Fool and someone else, bringing him to confront the Fool and force him to admit the truth that he’s attracted to him. Fitz is high on drugs during this part and freaks out and an absolutely brutal fight ensues. The highlight: the Fools absolute banger confirming that he is not in fact a perpetual virgin like Fitz assumes because “don’t flatter yourself Fitzchivalry; I doubt you would have been worth the wait”

Perry and Dr. Heniz Doofenshmirtiz:

-The nemesis breakup in that episode with Peter the Panda in it

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Poll: Round 2a #5

*Reminder that Break up is being used loosely here and not all relationships may be romantic in nature

Propaganda under cut:

Curt and Owen:

-(major spoilers)

curt accidentally caused owen's death and then spent 4 years feeling super guilty and becoming an alcoholic about it. then turns out owen wasn't dead and he's spent the past 4 years plotting revenge. so owen shows up in disguise, tortures the shit out of curt, and reveals his true identity and the fact that he's alive. they fight each other and curt tries to reason with him, but owen will not listen to any of it, and so curt kills him.

Aziraphale and Crowley:

Were submitted without propaganda

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Poll: Round #8

*Reminder that Break up is being used loosely here and not all relationships may be romantic in nature

Propaganda under cut:

Virsrezi:

-Their break up had 1 prominent death and 3 permanent maimings. Both of them lost use of eyes out of it. But don't worry they got better👍👍

Harry Du bois and Dora Ingerlund:

-Their breakup is one of the central points towards why Harry is such a horrific, shambling, sopping wet mess. She dumped him six years ago and hes still not over it. She appears in his dreams often in the form of an in-universe religious figure and he is completely helpless to not relive the day that she left him, over and over and over again.

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Poll: Round 2a #7

*For Realm of the elderlings pictured only is The fool. I couldn't find a official looking image of Fitz

*Reminder that Break up is being used loosely here and not all relationships may be romantic in nature

Propaganda under cut:

Fitz and The Fool:

-They have a romantic friendship that nearly implodes when Fitz is faced with tons of homophobic abuse over rumors about their closeness, and then overhears a conversation between the Fool and someone else, bringing him to confront the Fool and force him to admit the truth that he’s attracted to him. Fitz is high on drugs during this part and freaks out and an absolutely brutal fight ensues. The highlight: the Fools absolute banger confirming that he is not in fact a perpetual virgin like Fitz assumes because “don’t flatter yourself Fitzchivalry; I doubt you would have been worth the wait”

Perry and Dr. Heniz Doofenshmirtiz:

-The nemesis breakup in that episode with Peter the Panda in it

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Poll: Round 2a #6

*Reminder that Break up is being used loosely here and not all relationships may be romantic in nature

Propaganda under cut:

John Doe and Arthur and Lester:

-They fall on the platonic/qpr breakup side. The two share a body after a supernatural incident, so when they fight it gets extremely messy for both- Arthur controls most of the body’s movement but is blind, while John can see through their eyes but only has limited control over other parts of the body. Usually John narrates what’s in front of them, but when they have a particularly bad fight he’ll leave Arthur to stumble around in the dark or intentionally give him bad information, even when it means both get hurt. Their two most prominent ‘breakups’ (they physically cannot separate but have on occasion fallen out so badly that they refuse to talk to each other) happened in two subsequent seasons of the show. In the first, Arthur and Johns’ tense companionship reached a boiling point when Arthur killed an old woman and John revealed that he killed Arthur’s best friend, so John refused to talk to him and left him to get arrested. In the second, John lied to Arthur and then brought up his dead daughter as leverage in the resulting fight not days after being trusted with that information, leading to their now genuine friendship being fractured again (and them going to jail again, but a much worse one).

Arthur and Guinevere:

No propaganda was submitted for them

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Poll: Round 2a #5

*Reminder that Break up is being used loosely here and not all relationships may be romantic in nature

Propaganda under cut:

Curt and Owen:

-(major spoilers)

curt accidentally caused owen's death and then spent 4 years feeling super guilty and becoming an alcoholic about it. then turns out owen wasn't dead and he's spent the past 4 years plotting revenge. so owen shows up in disguise, tortures the shit out of curt, and reveals his true identity and the fact that he's alive. they fight each other and curt tries to reason with him, but owen will not listen to any of it, and so curt kills him.

Aziraphale and Crowley:

Were submitted without propaganda

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Poll: Round 2a #4

*Reminder that Break up is being used loosely here and not all relationships may be romantic in nature

Propaganda under cut:

Andreth and Aegnor:

"anyway, Aegnor is an elf and Andreth is a mortal woman, and Aegnor's brother convinced him to break up with her because of the mortal/immortal thing. Both of them remained sad and bitter about it for their entire lives, with Andreth eventually challenging Aegnor's brother to his face about the matter, but Andreth and Aegnor themselves never saw each other again. Aegnor ended up dying before Andreth did anyway, as he was killed in battle, and he chose never to return to life - despite that being a thing elves can do - because of his grief that she wouldn't be there. Aegnor's brother went on to die helping another human/elf pair get married. Go figure."

Kirk and Spock:

"after the five year mission they clearly have a very messy breakup because next time we see them in tmp they haven't seen or spoken to each other or any of their mutual friends for 2.8 years (that number is beta canon and is not specified in the movie. if you go by actor ages it can be as many as 11 years).

kirk has depression, attempted marriage for a year to a woman he clearly had no interest in, and even getting the enterprise back doesn't get him out of his funk. he's mean to everyone, he's pushing the ship too far, he won't listen to what his officers keep telling him.

spock, for his part, fucked off to gol to purge all his emotions and the only reason he failed is because kirk sent him a telepathic sos. when he comes on board he's cold and distant and doesn't really talk to anyone.

long lasting and impactful, double check. they do make up tho <3 love wins"

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Poll: Round 2a #3

*Reminder that Break up is being used loosely here and not all relationships may be romantic in nature

Propaganda:

Jesus and Judas

-just listen to the last supper, any version

Grace and Simon

- SIMON FORCED GRACE TO RELIVE HER WORST MEMORIES AND THEN LEFT HER 4 DEAD

- HE TURNED THEIR SHARED CULT AGAINST HER AND CREATED A WHOLE NEW LABEL/CASTE 2 DISCRIMINATE AGAINST HER

- HE THEN?? TRIED 2 KILL HER?? RIGHT AFTER SHE SAVED HIS LIFE??

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Poll: Round 2a #2

*Reminder that Break up is being used loosely here and not all relationships may be romantic in nature

Propaganda under cut:

Chell and Wheatley Propaganda:

These two were submitted without propaganda

Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr:

"they've been divorced and then back together so many times lol. their bitterest breakup is probably the one in first class though. in which erik puts on a helmet to block charles out of his head, kills a man and causes charles to feel that man's pain of dying, tries to kill a bunch more people before charles stops him, accidentally shoots charles which causes him to remain paralyzed for the rest of his life, and then runs away with his sister, abandoning him entirely not even knowing if he'll survive his injury."

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Poll: Round 2a #1

*Reminder that Break up is being used loosely here and not all relationships may be romantic in nature

Propaganda under cut

Obi wan and Anikan propaganda:

I mean talk about a break up anakin destroyed everything and everyone obi wan cared about and then obi wan cut all anakins limbs off yelled at him that he loved him and left him to die on a volcano

Propaganda for Catra and Adora:

The two were best friends (and in denial about their love for each other) but when Adora leaves and joins the good guys, Catra goes on a downward spiral for four seasons and tries to end the world multiple times just to get back at Adora. Meanwhile Adora becomes so obsessed with stopping Catra that she regularly makes strategic errors

They have a best friend breakup but they had been doing the teen lesbian thing of "we're definitely very best friends who want to conquer the world together" so it's also kind of a romantic breakup, but they weren't together officially, THEY'RE A MESS. They fight on opposite sides of a war for a while, Catra tries to end the world because Adora also lives in it and she can't stand it, five seasons of shit happens and they do reconcile at the end, they're so important to me.

Adora and Catra grew up together and are abused by a manipulative parent figure (more blatantly in Catra's case, while Adora is clueless), and then Adora runs off and leaves Catra and their shared dreams behind to become a superhero for their worst enemies, so Catra becomes She-Ra's worst enemy and eventually tries to destroy the world (and nearly succeeds) because she doesn't know how to healthily process her feelings, and she only gets worse to everyone around her until season 5 when she finally starts to become a functional person, then her and Adora kissing saves the universe in the final episode

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After. More then a year, we go to Round 1, here is the matchups, hopefully polls will be out tomrrow

Round 2A:

Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker vs Catra and Adora

Chell and Wheatley vs Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr

Jesus and Judas vs Grace and Simon

Andreth and Aegnor vs Kirk and Spock

Agent Curt and Owen Carvour vs Aziraphale and Crowley

John Doe and Arthur Lester vs Arthur and Guinevere

Fitz and The Foolvs Perry and Doofenshmirtiz

Vrisrezi vs Harry Du bois and Dora Ingerlund

Round 2b

Mulder and Scully vs Mercymorn the First/Augustine the First/Emperor John Gaius 

Lea & Isa / Axel & Saïx vs Cavendish and Dakota

Sophie and fitz vs Cherry and Adam

Shen Qingqiu & Yue Qingyuan vs Jack harkness and John Hart

Jason Mcconnel and Peter simmonds vs Junnana

Mac Macdonald and Dennis Reynolds vs Archie and Maxie

JackieShannua vs Anna, Sasha, and Marcy

Ron and Tammy2 vs Rosho and Sasara

Bracket!

Its done! 64 competitors on this.

its so small I will put the mashups under the cut, but know that the first 8 polls, Round 1 A will release on Sunday, August 20th, 3pm EST, and will last 1 week.

If anyone has ANY specific photos they want me to use for anyone here, please send them to me. (Also if you see anyone on this list you like, feel free to send n more propaganda for them because I may put it in their poll and some people here don't have any lol)

Round 1 A

Edgar and Fay from Dolls of New Albion vs Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker from star wars

Catra and Adora from She ra vs The doctor and the Master from Doctor who

Jekyll and Lanyon from The glass scientist vs Chell and Wheatley from Portal

Colm Doherty and Pádraic Súilleabháin from Banshees of Inisherin vs Chalres Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr from x -men

Jesus and Judas from Jesus Christ Superstar vs Rogue and Gambit from x- men

Grace and Simon from Infinity train vs kim Wexler and Jimmy from Better call Saul

Evellyn, Luel, and Sahar from Luna Story picross/coloring book apps vs Andreth and Aegnor from Silmarillion!

Anna and Hans from Frozen vs Kirk and SPock from Star trek

Round 1b

Ruth and Debbie from GLOW vs Agent Curt and Owen Carvour from Spies are forever

aziraphale & crowley from good omens vs Nastya and Aurora from Mechanism

John Doe and Arthur Lester from Malevolent vs Kotetsu and Barnaby from tiger and Bunny

Fitz and the fool from Realm of the Elderlings vs HeathCliff and cathy from Wuthering Heights

Akeelah and Dr.Larabee from akeelah and the bee vs Arthur and Guinevere from Arthurianna.

Peery the platypus and Dr. Heniz Doofenshmirtiz from phineas and Ferb vs Skull and vintage from Spatoon

Hil and Tavek from Girl Genius vs Vrisrezi from Homestuck

Harry Du bois and Dora Ingerlund from Disco Elysium vs Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao-Long from RWBY

Round 1c

Jackieshannua from Yellow Jackets vs Addek from Greys Anatomy

Eddie and Shannon from 9-1-1 vs Mercymorn the First/Augustine the First/Emperor John Gaius from The locked tomb seris

Junpei and Skane from Zero escape vs Lea & Isa / Axel & Saïx from Kingdom hearts

Scooge MC'Duck and Goldie I'Gill Ducktails (2017) vsCavendish and Dakota from Milo Murphy's law

Rebecca Bunch and Josh Chen from Crazy ex-girlfriend vs Sophia and fitz from keeper of lost cities

Cherry and Adam from sk8 vs Dazi Osamu and Nakahara chuuya from Bungo Stray dog

 Shen Qingqiu & Yue Qingyuan from Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System vs Igor Grom and Sergey razumovski from Major Grom: Plague Doctor 

Jack harness and John Hart from Torchwood vs Yuma Tsukumo and Vector/Rei Shingetru from Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal

Round 1d

Powl and Mesothulas (trantulas) from transformers vs Jason Mcconnel and Peter simmonds from Bare: A pop Opera

Cappie and Even from Greek (2007) vs Junnana from Revue Starlight

The band Amatelast from Show By Rock! vs Mac Macdonald and Dennis Reynolds from Its always sunny in Philadelphia

Mulder and scully from x-files vsRosho and Sasara from Hypnosis Microphone!

Yoo Junghyuk and Anna Croft from omniscient reader vs Archie and maxie from Pokemon

sherlock and Watson from Blackeyed Theatre's Valley of Fear vs Anna, Sasha, and Marcy from Amphibia

The two boys from Bokura from Bokura vs Rom and Tammy from Parks and recs

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New Bracket Announcement for you!

It’s finally December! And with the new month comes a new Bracket…

The Artists Bracket!!

However, I don’t quite have enough people for this bracket. So, I’m opening up submissions again this time around.

Any fictional artists (e.g. Yuga from The Legend of Zelda, or Fujino Kyo from Look Back) qualify, so if you can think of anyone at all, please submit them!

Submissions for this bracket will be open until Dec. 23. Please consider sharing this around so I can gather as many submissions as possible.

Oh, and feel free to submit more than one character!

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If they tie they both move on and I shuffle their side of the bracket a little bit

Poll: Round 1d #4

*Reminder that Break up is being used loosely here and not all relationships may be romantic in nature

Propaganda under cut:

Mulder and Scully:

I don’t even know where to start for context if u don’t already know it but it involves alien abduction, pregnancy, lost children, long term separation, pining and misery and bitterness and arguments

Rosho and Sasara:

They were a manzai duo (and while not a canon couple there is a LOT of subtext between them but anyway) but Rosho felt inferior to Sasara and Sasara had trust issues so Sasara ended up pulling most of the act along himself when Rosho messed up. This led to Rosho coming to Sasara's apartment door (IN THE RAIN) to tell him he's breaking the duo up. Sasara moves from his home in Osaka to Tokyo afterwards and meets another man that reminds him of Rosho and starts befriending him to try to get over Rosho.

Sasara eventually has ANOTHER falling out with the new guy which involves being hypnotized by a government clone but that's a whole different breakup

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Poll: Round 1d #7

*Reminder that Break up is being used loosely here and not all relationships may be romantic in nature

Propaganda under cut:

The Two boy from Bokura:

They go on a freaky adventure together as kids and they stop talking as adults :(. Also everyone play Bokura its a fun two player puzzle pixel horror game

Ron and Tammy2:

Absolutely the messiest divorced couple. Every time they get back together they fight and scream every second they’re not going at it and usually seem to wind up arrested

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Poll: Round 1 #6

*Reminder that Break up is being used loosely here and not all relationships may be romantic in nature

Propaganda under cut:

Sherlock and Watson:

Watson realises that Sherlock has been keeping a secret from him for three years that could have put him and Mary in danger. They argue, big time, and Watson decides he's finished helping Holmes with cases altogether. Holmes leaves and Watson spends the rest of the day sitting around in a "melancholic torpor".

Anna, Sasha, and Marcy:

No propaganda was submitted