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pbandjesse · 2 years ago

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Today was actually a really nice day. I had a great day off I just wish it was longer.

Last night James and the boys came home and I was sitting in the kitchen eating a snack and watching a tik Tok. I had a really fun night and it was nice to see everyone back. We would all stay up for like an hour talking and laughing and telling stories and stuff. Turns out that the boys thought James was 22 and I was like how old do you think I am then and it was very silly. And I just had a really good time talking to Billy and he told me about his family and we all talked about like weird connections we have to Hollywood and celebrity. And Leon was talking about sports and it was it was just a really nice night.

Eventually the James said that we needed to go to sleep because they had work in 6 hours so we got into bed but then we ended up having a lot of laughs and just being very silly talking and I was catching James up on a bunch of gossip and it was just really light and nice and I was able to fall asleep very easily after that.

Sweetp My darling cat kept screaming at the door. The door to the bedroom is open he was trying to get into the studio and he would not stop yelling. James is going to make a vet appointment because I'm starting to think something is wrong. Like I feel like he might not be hearing well. He's eating and drinking and going to the bathroom normally but he seems a little swollen and also he's not responding to things and getting startled very easily and I'm not sure what that is but I'm worried that he might be going deaf. So fingers crossed he's not but it upsets me that he might be going through something and he can't tell me. So I got to make sure that we are getting ahead of this if there is something wrong.

So even though I did not want to wake up at 8:00 a.m. I did. I got up and I quietly got washed up and dressed. The boys were still asleep so I just came into the studio and started working on sewing together my squares. And I was in here for like 40 minutes maybe. I finished the whole row. And then very quietly I heard the door behind me open and Leon leaned in and just asked can we have breakfast please. And it was just very cute. I said of course you can have breakfast I don't know if we have anything here but I'll take you guys anywhere.

So they told me they want to go to macca's which is what people call McDonald's. I didn't know they did that in the UK I thought that was just Australia. But I was like of course I can take it to McDonald's I'm ready whenever you guys are. And they were mostly ready at that point so they got the rest of their stuff together and I kept bouncing around from room to room cuz I didn't know where to go. And we were out of the house around 9:30.

I drove us out to the McDonald's on York road so that we can go to the Target after. I wasn't sure of the address so I put the Target in first and then we had to backtrack one exit but that was fine. We got there at like 9:45 and when we got inside Braden and Dylan were there. Which was very funny that we were all there at once. And we all got sandwiches and I thought it was very silly that all the boys just stood around and ate. Like I sat in one of the chairs and they all just stood around eating their sandwiches and I was like okay. Whatever you live your best life.

I was texting Jess telling her that I felt like I was pretending to be cool mom today because I let the boys sleep in and then took them to breakfast and then we were going to Target. I was living my best mom life. And after we all finished eating, Leon decided he needed another hash brown so we waited for that and then we were off.

Leon had never been to Target before so that was exciting. And I was specifically they're looking for this dress that I saw on Instagram that I think would be really good for the wedding that we're going to this fall but I ended up not finding it. That's okay I'll keep looking. But we mostly just looked around and all of a sudden I lost them. They were kind of trailing behind me and then all of a sudden I looked by me and they were gone because they had gone into the video game section. And I was like whatever they'll find me again so I went over to look at the Barbie section because I wanted to see what jobs this line of Barbies has. It's like you can be anything type of situation. There was a farmer one that I thought was really cute and then later in the day a couple people sent me listings for art teacher Barbie which I thought was great. Not artist but art teacher. Very specific. There's also farmers market Barbie. I need to somehow combine these two things together.

eventually the boys found me and we continued on walking and looking at stuff. They were fascinated by how many different Oreo flavors there were and both of them would get cookies. I just got the lemonade powder and fig Newtons that I was there for. I still did not find the lemon packets. I don't know why those have become so hard to find. But the lemonade works just fine for me for now.

I also got a new nail polish that I thought would be more lilac but is a little more white but it's still very pretty. And then we checked out and I took them to camp.

On the drive back to camp I told them the story about the man that sold the Eiffel Tower twice. And they were fascinated by my story. I love getting to tell people about that. And then they were like we will give you money for gas. Well they said petrol but still. And I was like it's fine I know where you work don't worry about it. And if they want to give me money it's fine but I mostly just really enjoyed getting to give them an experience and James got to have fun with people at the game and honestly it was a win for everybody. Even if the Orioles lost.

after I drop them off I did not have a lot of gas left but I do not pump my own gas so I decided I would make one more stop before I went home and I was going to go to savers.

And I had a lot of fun looking around savers. I wasn't there for anything specific but I was enjoying looking at stuff and it was pretty empty of people. Maybe cuz it had just opened like 15 minutes before I got there but people were not all of them in my space and that was nice. And I had fun just looking around and seeing all the silly things. I did find a bodysuit that I really liked that has a zipper in the front and is from Hollister. And I found a kind of shirt dress. Which is something I've been looking for online for a while but is very hard to Google shirt dress because what you end up with are dress shirts which is not what I'm looking for. And while this one is a tank top which is not exactly what I wanted it is still really nice and has pockets and I'm excited and I'm probably going to wear it tomorrow.

I paid and went home. And it was still really early it was barely 1:00. I had only in half of my breakfast sandwich so I had the other half while I was driving and when I got home I put stuff away and I tried on my two new pieces of clothing. The shirt dress needed two places to be sewn down to look nicer on me because I have a short neck and the collar wasn't as flattering as I was hoping but once I sewed them down it looks way better. And then I worked on some stuff and kind of just poked around the apartment and chilled and watched videos and I finally finished my last six squares so I could really jump into assembling the blanket.

James would come home and they had stopped at the grocery store and got the bread and cream cheese that I wanted to make these little cinnamon rolls that I had seen online that are called snail rolls. So the plan was they were going to make us dinner and do the laundry and then after that they would go get gas for the car and I would make the snail rolls. This ended up getting pushed a lot later than we were planning because while James was cooking they were trying to get the oven to preheat and it just would not and it's the same problem we keep having where the pilot light seems to be on but it's not heating up and something is wrong with the oven. And it's been like this for months where you have to like kick on a burner for it to make the whooshing sound. But I was doing a lot of googling and then we tried taking the top off of the oven and then we tried taking the inside out of the oven and we just couldn't figure out why it wasn't doing what it was supposed to do. So I came up with it seems like three options for what might be wrong and we're going to present them to Tina and see if she can get someone out here to try to fix it. Or replace it because it is very old.

But eventually after like an hour it did come on and James made us potatoes and made me vegetarian chicken nuggets. And they made this interesting cilantro avocado sauce that was a little too creamy in my opinion but I think would be really nice inside of an omelet. So I was really grateful for that. I love that they tried a new thing. And we chilled on the couch for a while and I had finished another row for my blanket so now I have 10 left. So I'm hoping to have those done by Friday. And then I got into making my snail rolls.

James finished up with the laundry and was folding it and as I was putting the rolled out cinnamon mini rolls into the oven They went to go get gas and I think they will be home in a few minutes. We're going to eat our little dessert and we're going to build a Lego and it's going to be a very nice night. Honestly today was just nice and normal and small and good. And I hope tomorrow is good too.

Tomorrow I start a new project which is going to be sock puppets and I do not know how this is going to go. But fingers crossed I have high hopes that the kids are more creative than me because I could not really come up with a very good sock puppet. But I hope that it comes out cool and I hope that the weather is nice. I heard someone say that we've had the last 90° days of the summer and I find that very hard to believe but it would be nice. If you look at the weather right now the next week the temperature drops the degree every day so maybe they're right maybe they're not. But it's going to be all guest. And August can be tough.

I hope you all sleep well tonight. I just took a shower and washed my hair and I'm feeling good. I hope I can sleep well tonight and I hope you do too. Good night everybody. Until next time.

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the-firebird69 · 29 days ago

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Mickey Yells at Rocky | ROCKY

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Rocky is doing that and he's doing it for a part of the organization. He had to he had no money so the coach got it and he said as long as you're talking and he said these Mac proper nuts and something happens when you come back and he does he's in the other movies and it is a different character and he's we know who he is. It is dangerous yes nails with the problem is and he says it you can take over this is well maybe that's their solution oh it's a problem and their solution so it's a huge problem for us and you remembers it it's like it's the monsters go in and mess up the clans we start taking over Florence know about it these guys know about it and the Mac proper know about it it's not sure what choice we have but really we can blame it on monsters so he says this we're trying to get them to come out and we keep on offering them stuff they can do to cover up who they are and where they are so you're going to find this guy and ask him what his problem is and she said you probably do the answer might not be that nice cuz he could be able and he says you're right but we need to and HHH seems to know who he is yes I think you very much someday you may not want to train me and I've got what he got yes a wife elastic says I got one too he goes yeah probably could knock me out he laughs and says probably Garth was a big surprise Jesus Christ and he was little and Brad too so he started laughing he goes he can take a hit but really you got to try and move a little and he's saying it in space kind of it goes I don't want to teach you but it's addictive I want to teach you.

Sogos fine there's no comparison that was our son saying he's like Kingsley trying to teach me but the old man got mad and seems like a little teeny boy sometimes so yeah it's kind of really crazy sometimes and he started laughing and said I want to do it I want to do this thing he kind of hurt what you were saying and so did the trainer he's really a manager but yeah that son heard it though and he said it that's what his son does too

Those around makes it so people can't go nowhere and even though the max but really this would make him a champion of ours and it was keeping dangerous

Thor Freya

Rocky Balboa it's supposedly a fictitious name. It really isn't it's one of our names and it is a mix with American names yeah Rocky that means you're hard like a rock and it's hard to walk on you can't go up on it you can't go near it and if you trying to talk to him it's going to be rough that's what it's like with you later on you don't like these guys messing with you all the time and Balboa it's a famous place in Italy and there are tough guys there and that's what he was saying and he's in Italy a lot and it's tough and you get some fights real ones and our son says and daughter we want to go there and somehow survive it that's great you'll see that it's hard these people are mean and tough and it's not roach killer place either or the other time no it's pretty rugged and there's a reason for it it's not diamonds but it's similar it's like fertile grounds for planting wine Vines no that's ridiculous okay it's all the tough guys go so it's not a mob thing though it is but that's where they go to train or something and it's important and he says oh I can practice for like city is here and that's very funny because his brother created the military with our son and daughter we followed suit yeah it was a long time ago and he knows that they are the Navy seals that people copied and we're very tough very very tough and special forces too in the Marines and the army the rains are different no they have a special forces too and I'll tell you what he's been out there and it's dangerous the guys didn't like it but they had the bases at the time but they said we don't want him wandering around he can get in a fight and get into actual trouble it was true so I'm just stick to my business and so he started doing that and stop fooling around they felt better then he got into this driving match it says they want to keep me hot to keep me out of trouble and he says oh not too hot and so they start doing it and they were better so we got what was going on Trump tried to make him sit back but they wouldn't that's his people so he got it no he just wanted to take a break or something well other people are hot about that now it's going on that they kind of left the full and now they're trying to bring people in to push them and they're getting pushed and they're not doing anything true we'll see it all mostly at all. As soon as the champion that he's kind of sick and weekly and he needs three of this poison he's got too much in him you just can't really do anything without getting tired the medicine kicks in and knocks him out and Rocky Balboa has a tough time he has to get off it and he's trying to do it now with the antidote and other treatments he's figured out it's not too tough this is a growing up and down and it's pulling out the zyprexa and you have to cure it so you works out and he has secure the priloscc cycle he gets very sick. This is coming up and it's because of Olympic auditorium in Los Angeles and it's because I said listen to this guy and his friend BG and he can hear that he wants to help a lot and people are nuts and bother him and bother each other and it's the way of talking and this actually works and flashdance too and he says that's the wrong girl it's going to be in some kind of movie it's this movie so he says before you got to take her out to dinner or something at least once a month he smiles and says that's a good idea and he's in Los Angeles of course it has to be Italian food and they go out to eat as he was going to say a friend told me it's good for you and he said no I better not and he didn't and she's smiling cuz she knows he's thinking about it

Raphael and Goddess Wife

I can't believe it he's going to stand up for us and he knows about it you can't let the flame go out and we get that so the question is where and when and he's kind of a hero for being Duff man and these guys think it's a good idea and they were drinking way too much bud in westborough near creature and what kind of giving up and they think it's a good idea he says I can look really big when I push my last out I can't hold that that long they said it's like this back brace and it said you got to be kidding me I'm a huge it's a way to get bigger and mac daddy says it's my business but they seem to think it's a good idea I think it's a good idea too and I need him to do it I think that would be great he's really actually the guy and he came up with the duff beer mix it's a rich Amber not too rich it's kind of towards light but not really light and he says I worker needs actual calories and it's not really fat it's carbohydrates and it does have that and it makes you feel less sick it is a lot less sugar and we don't use much and I'll tell you we make it and it's really good we do boil the water twice cold filtering cold story and we're not sending beer out warm at all it doesn't work at all anymore it never worked at creep if these days you can't do it at all we know why you're boil the water you do all sorts of stuff and it's still a problem you can't use diff lock or anything like that so he says what about spinning it and I think I've tried that it takes a lot of energy and he says well we have a solution I thought and you're right there's a few solutions one of them is to pump water up and you can spin the you can spin it with the water flowing down and use gears and that's weird it is it is working system though the other was solar and that works and you use techamak it gets all the particulate out if you filter it the filters get clogged in just minutes it really you can't do it oh he says what about ionization and I start to think about it when you purify the water you use the ionizer but just a little and I know the purify the water and they use it a lot and you can drink it without even cooling it it's not as good but after boiling that stuff would work and that process is simple and I can't believe nobody thought of it purifying it this is so damn dumb I got box of hoses to see what the Mac proper want to do they won't have these idiots go in and revive monsters to distract these guys so it's like well please don't pick the ones they armed that's fine as hell right there so you're supposed to take the bait so I'm going to purify the water and try it and you like made from cold filtered and we use filters but you just can't carbon filter it and as much of methods to clean the carbon it doesn't work if you use flake carbon it gets into the drink it has a lot of crap in it so he says why can't you boil it after the carbon it doesn't come out and it really is too tough we looked at doing it a bunch of ways and really there's too much s*** in it if you make water very cold the sediment settles that's another way to do it and he said it too cuz he's been in cold water scuba diving and it's perfectly clear you go up and it's like 35 or 38 it's it's like hazy at 40 it's crazy you can't see and he's looking to Rhode Island did he turn the light on and said I can see all the way over there it's scary as hell it really is diving sucks it's he thought he was in trouble I'll tell you what he probably was looking around and he's scared and wow this is intense he had a nightmare about it and it's slowly and scary and things are gross I don't like doing that he's right to the people are weird they get nitrogen darkosis pretty easy in the ACT strange like Trump oh yeah that makes sense so we're going to print

Mac Daddy

I'm going to get a job for you as Stefan duffman not Stefan and the guys going to try and do it as a matter of fact and I know you're the original guy we've had some people do it it's not true we haven't had anyone do it and I I didn't remember it was you and you didn't either so matter of fact it's kind of the secret story but I knew about it cuz I looked it up answer your face looked all screwed up saying I can't sit down now I can't stand up without holding it and really outside there's nowhere to put it down and they're going through why it would be great to have a beer belt you can carry the beers and people can't drink them you can offer your friend to be here you can have another beer from someone all these list of things that are just party talk but it made sense to some people when they did it and they would have one holster and it's a product and someone's going to put it out there like Duff beer and I get that I'm going to have a holster and you can show up and use it on a belt and you put like seven on there you know what's funny I can I can mark it as a Duff beer holster and I'm going to and it's a great idea and people will see it and they'll use it and they'll have multiple ones and I'll make tons of money and I'll sell the beer and a lot of people say I shouldn't it was really us to fighting and we shouldn't be it wasn't over the idea either I think this is a great idea and he's the original tough man I'm going to go to my people

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Praise God finally some logic that's intense that I know Duff Man I looked it up and I noticed that you're him and I said boy that's awful and you told Bob and he's a sniveling jerk about it now he was hilarious he said I know about his alter ego and we have to tell someone I said we can't do that we'll get hurt it ain't going to snow the other alter ego and it has to do with a beverage I said no way that's him and he's pretending to raise his mask and wink and a blink of light comes out like a star that's hilarious and he's ordering hamburgers and crusties and I think he's got someone there with him he has four hamburgers and a couple large fries couple drinks yes especially got two of them and he's eating at all and Bob is laughing but this is what it's like he needs a lot of food cuz he's bigger and he is duffman and it's our friend right here Chris who's talking on his phone and we saw people there no I was there I said where I didn't see you and I get that back then when he was in high school I was shorter than when he knew me in westborough but still about 6 ft 3 and he was walking around me a little looking at me and saying wow who's that the other people and Bob came up and said what are you doing and he looks over and sees him and says well I got to stay here and we didn't cause trouble but Willie Bella were looking at her and it kind of saying we hear him saying come on we have work to do here and I said laughing and Bob figured it out it's so good they're fighting over it and they actually do quite a bit and that's just pretty big and he started laughing saying you're too big for him still why don't you keep shrinking and she felt bad and that was what I'm saying that and Bob is saying that but yeah this is great this is a perfect idea for him

Freya ridings

I can't believe you might end up doing this because you're actually him and nobody ever does that there's something that's not that great and people might get mad at you and you like one of these guys in the movies it does this stuff and people like start hating the guy I can't remember one right now but it happens a lot and you become like this has been you haven't even gotten famous but really you could in a few days and they'll say it's proportional I'm looking forward to it though it sounds like a lot of fun

Hera

We got to get going on this stuff this is going to be great

Thor Freya

He's always feeling a little bit nauseous and sick we try and say our names and they make him feel bad we have to start helping he doesn't feel to good and we need heroes he's trying to say healing people but they would be heroes to him

Nuada Arrianna

Olympus

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lilypotter6457 · 2 months ago

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A Galaxy of Love

James, Earl of Wessex One Shots

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DARE - PART 1 [Not Requested]

REQUESTED BY: No one

This will include some harsh language and mentions of more mature things though it's not written out, so if it makes you uncomfortable to read that's just a warning :)))

This one is gonna be sadder and im sorry, but there could be a part 2

Anyways I'm using a number of prompts cuz I have a lot, here is a list of them (also cuz otherwise while writing I'd forget to use them):

- "[friend's name] tried to warn me about you, but i didn't listen, you know."

- "This wouldn't even be a problem, if you wouldn't make one out of it."

- "Have you never actually thought about how I would feel about this?"

- "Were you ever going to tell me?"

- "Walk out that door and we're through"

Anyways hope you enjoy even tho it's sad.

Also if ur name is Danica, sorry in advanced.

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Y/N's POV

I was sat outside, it was lunch and the teachers decided to have us spend the hour outside as otherwise most of us would've probably stayed indoors.

I was at a table with my friends Catherine, Isabel, and Amelia. We were talking about various things, mainly to do with our classes when I noticed someone from out of the corner of my eye.

It was my crush, James, talking to his friends. He must've realized I was staring because he looked over and smiled at me. I smiled back.

Then I was lightly hit on the shoulder to realize Catherine had seen it all, the other two continued their conversation but Cat decided to whisper some things to me.

"He's not good for you Y/N" she says.

"Cat, I love you but cmon, you don't even know the guy!" I whisper back.

"Neither do you! Plus, I know how you are and you can't read vibes like I can so if I don't stop you, then no one will and you don't need more toxic relationships in your book!" She whisper tells.

"Let it rest Cat geez, I'll be fine," I say back.

"Sure, as fine as the 6 month old bread in the biology room," she replies.

Geez that's rude, but I can't respond when I feel a tap on my shoulder, looking up I see James.

JAMES' POV

Me and my friends were stood near a tree, waiting for my other friend Alex to come outside from being held back by our English teacher. He was probably getting yelled at as we all ate a bit disruptive but he was the worse.

But then my other friend, Sean, decided to start conversation.

We eventually ended up on the topics of the upcoming school dance, prom. They were talking about which girl they were gonna try to take and I stayed silent. I knew who I wanted to ask but I also know she wouldn't accept.

"Hey Jamie, who you asking?" Sean asks.

"Not sure yet" I say back.

"Got any eyes on any ladies?" Alex says, as he approaches the group.

"Not really, what about you?" I ask.

"Yeah, Emily from history. Hey why don't you ask Danica," he suggests.

"No, she's too annoying, plus way out of my league. She would never notice me." I respond, a bit annoyed and also a tad bit disappointed.

"But she's rich!" Alex says.

"So is my family, it's nothing special," I angrily respond.

"Alex, he's looking for personality over looks, remember?" Sean jokes.

"Ok, but what about you Sean?" He asks.

"Not sure, Leah from English is cute." Sean says.

"Why not ask her then?" Alex asks.

They keep talking and I feel someone staring, I look over to see Y/N, a cute girl in my year, looking at me.

I smile at her and she smiles back, then I hear a cough behind me, I turn around and see Sean and Alex with a smirk on their faces.

"Listen James, we all know you want Danica but Y/N has the total hots for you. Why not ask her?" Alex says, smirking.

"No, no, I couldn't, she wouldn't even say yes to me" I say back, pausing a bit trying to think of what to say.

"Sure she would, you know what if you ask Y/N to the dance then I'll ask Leah," Sean says.

"Fine, okay?" I say a bit annoyed.

"Yeah! Now do it, and maybe then Danica will see you" he jokes.

"Go to hell," I say, walking towards Y/N's table.

I got over there and tapped her shoulder.

She turned around and looked shocked to see me.

"Oh hey James," she says happily, oh gosh do I still do it?

"Hey Y/N, I have a question for you," I start, why am I going through with this?

"Ok... what's up?" She asks, concerned. She's so sweet I should stop.

"Would you want to go to prom with me?" I blurt out. Why did I do that?!

"Oh, uh sure!" She says, seeming to hold back some happiness. Omg I can't do this.

"Ok, I'll talk to you more later about outfits and what not if that works!" I say.

"Ok, we can hang out later if you're free" she says.

"Sure, just text me when you're free" I say.

We smile at each other then walk away.

Oh god hopefully this all goes well.

~~Time Skip To A Few Weeks Later~~

Y/N's POV

It's a week until prom, and we had everything figured out. We decided on a light blue color and I had a dressed picked out that would match with his tie.

We decided to have a couple dates which had been so romantic. James had taken me out to a local cafe for the first date and it was such a dream come true.

I feel like I've become 10 times happier with him.

We tonight decided on a simple movie night, turning on Beauty and the Beast. I was next to him on the couch as we shared a blanket and watched the movie.

At one point he moved closer to me, wrapping his arms around my torso and pulling me to be on his lap.

We stayed like that for a little as he rested his head on my shoulder. Eventually turning his head down to kiss my shoulder.

Then saying, "you know, you look so damn hot right now."

"Really?" I ask, considering i was in one of his sweatshirts and a pair of shorts, also belonging to him.

"Of course, you look better in my clothes then I ever could" he said, then he continued to kiss my left shoulder and neck.

I eventually turned my head to look at him, resulting in him having to stop kissing me.

"Hey! I wasn't finished!" He said, jokingly.

"Ok, but you do know you are missing some thing" I say.

"And what's that?" He asks.

I move the lower half of my body so I'm sitting on his lap, my legs bent and on either side of his legs. I then say, "this."

JAMES' POV

And with that she started kissing me. I kissed back instantly, and after a minute I licked her lips, indicating I wanted her to open. She did, and we instantly started exploring each other's mouths with our tongues, mine dominating though.

Eventually we had to separate for air but continued to rest our foreheads together, staring into each other's eyes.

It was nice as our breathing synchronized and I eventually broke the silence.

"You're an excellent kisser" I say, smiling at her.

"You are too," she, smiles back.

We continue to look into each others eyes, smiling happily when Y/N speaks again.

"I wasn't going to tell you this but I feel like you should know at this point" she starts.

"Ok?" I ask, concerned.

"Catherine kept warning me about you, saying it would be toxic and wouldn't work but I didn't agree and I'm so glad I was right about you," she says, resting her head onto my chest.

I stop, realizing that Catherine was right. I should just tell Y/N the truth, especially since my feelings for her have grown and I do love her. But if I did, she'd probably leave me.

I know I'd deserve it but she makes me happy, and I'm conflicted.

I'm snapped out of my thoughts by Y/N putting her hand on my cheek and lightly turning my face down to look at hers.

"Is everything okay?" She asks, worriedly.

"Yeah... yeah it's all... all fine" I say, trying to seem normal.

"Are you sure?" She asks.

"Yeah, yeah, don't worry love it's nothing." I say.

"If you say so" she says.

I decide to kiss her, to change the conversation. She kissed me back but this one was a lot slower, more romantic.

Our lips separated and I took the chance to shift our bodies, so she would be laying on her back on the couch, as I was on top of her.

We started kissing more, Y/N deepening it by putting her hand on the back of my head. The combing through my hair.

I started to rub my hands down her body, mostly from the top of her stomach to her hips. We continued to kiss.

~~Time Skip To The Dance Cuz Thats How Far I'm Willing To Take This For Rn Cuz James Is 16 and Even Tho I Am Too, I Don't Think I Should Continue - You Can Imagine What Happens Next Lol - Anyways Time Skip To A Week Later~~

Y/N's POV

Me and James decided to get ready at his house, also so his sister could help me get ready for the dance. Along with some cute photo moments.

I finished up everything and then Louise walked in, "hey you done?" She asks.

"Yeah, what do you think?" I ask, looking at her.

"You look stunning! James will be speechless" she says happily.

"I hope so" I say.

"Hey, I've known him since he was in the womb, I know when he is in love and he is so in love with you it's crazy. Trust me, I'm literally his sister," she says.

"Okay okay," I say.

We laugh a little and then she tells me to head downstairs and meet with James. I nervously head out, hoping he would like it.

JAMES' POV

I waited anxiously down stairs, in a tan suit with a blue tie.

I heard a cough from behind me, turning around I was shocked.

Y/N looked like a real princess, not like real princess in the sense of my cousins and aunt, but like she had come straight from a fairytale.

She gets to the bottom of the stairs and I rush over to her, holding her waste and just admiring her and her dress.

"Do you like it?" She asks, seeming scared.

"Like it? You are the most gorgeous girl I have ever seen. What did I do to deserve an angel like you?" I ask, looking into her eyes happily.

"I could say for you handsome, and thank you. I wasn't sure if it would be good enough for you" she says.

"You could wear a trash bag and I'd still think you were the most gorgeous girl ever, I love you so much" I say, kissing her.

She kisses back but then we are interrupted by my parents in the doorframe.

"Why don't you let your mom get a couple pictures of you guys before you smear her gorgeous makeup" my dad says jokingly.

"Dad" I say, a bit embarrassed.

"Where are we doing pictures at?" Y/N asks.

"How about in the garden, the flowers have bloomed so it will make for a perfect background" my mom says.

So we head out to the garden.

Y/N's POV

In the garden we posed for a few pics, and I got Louise to take a few of me and James on my phone.

The most gorgeous picture was one of us kissing in the garden, the flowers and the lighting with the dress made everything perfect.

And James had realized I was wearing converse instead heels so we took the opportunity to take a funny picture.

We decided to do some more pictures before heading off to the school for the dance.

(These are the poses but imagine them in the first dress unless you have a different preference in mind)

~~Another Lil Time Skip To At The Dance~~

We got to the dance and all was good, me and James danced and talked, I met his friends also talked to his friend, Sean's, date Leah.

Sean later whispered something to James and James shook his head in a 'no' kinda way, weird but whatever.

Like 10 minutes later, James said he had to use the bathroom. Not too much later Leah also went off to the bathroom, but before she did she pulled me to the side and asked if I had any period products cuz she said she thinks she might've started.

I luckily kept a few tampons in my bag, so I was able to give her one and then offered to have her join me, Cat, Isabel and Amelia so she wouldn't be stuck with the guys.

She agreed and then went off to the bathroom. I spent the time talking with my friends.

When she returned, which was only a few minutes later, she worriedly ran up to me and pulling me aside, said "Hey, you're here with James right?"

"Yeah? He's my boyfriend, why?" I ask, concerned.

"Well, you might wanna come see this..." she says, and pulls me out towards the hallway.

JAMES' POV

Sean had whispered to me that I should go to the hallway and take my chance with Danica.

I shook my head 'no' because I'm here with Y/N, I love her, and need to forget Danica anyways.

After 10 minutes I decided to go to the bathroom to clear my head and just take a mental reset.

As I walked there I saw Danica, I tried to ignore her but then she called my name and I didn't want to be rude so I stopped and started talking with her.

"So how's your night going" she says, happily.

"Oh it's good" I respond, trying to make this quick.

"That's good, so you here with anyone tonight?" She asks.

"Well, uhh" I start, trying to phrase things properly.

"That doesn't matter, because Sean told me..." she pauses.

"Oh, well then I should probably..." I start, but get cut off.

"Shh, I wasn't done" she states, put her finger to my lips to shush me, "I know you like me, and you know I like you you too"

Oh gosh wait, this is amazing.

"Wait for real?" I ask.

"Obviously, why would I lie to you" she says.

I realize what's happening and realize this isn't right, deciding to try and remove myself before things escalate.

"Well that's great and all but I should really be heading back" I say, walking away.

She grabs my hand, and I turn to face her. We look into each other's eyes.

"Don't you want this James?" She says, looking into my eyes deeply.

"I... do" I say, and without another thought I pull her into me, our lips attaching.

It wasn't long, however, before I heard a gasp from behind us. We broke away and I looked behind me, oh crap.

Y/N's POV

I walked into the hallway and was at first confused.

Then Leah told me to take a few steps and I saw it.

James was making out with Danica.

This is great, note the sarcasm.

I gasp, causing them to break away and look at me confused.

On the verge of tears I say "You know what James, fuck you" then run off.

As I run down the hallway, I hear a smack type of sound and then a noise of footsteps following mine.

Before I can get out of the doors of the school, I hear a voice from behind me yell

"Wait Y/N, please let me explain!"

JAMES' POV

I needed a chance to explain everything to her, I couldn't lose her like this. I loved her too much.

"Explain what? I saw what you did. The only explanation I have seen is that you're a filthy cheater and that Catherine was right." She says angrily towards me.

"What? Y/N..." I start.

"No, Catherine tried to warn me about you, but i didn't listen, you know" she starts. "I told you this and even stuck up for you but in return you decide to prove her right. I was so naive to think you would be different for me."

"Y/N, please let me tell you the story, and then you can talk" I beg.

"Fine, but you get 5 minutes," she says, and looks at me with a mix of sadness, anger and hatred.

"It all started that day I asked you out, me and Sean, and Alex had been talking about the dance when the topics of girl who we'd ask out was brought up. I said I couldn't think of anyone and then they brought up a primary school crush I had on Danica.."

"Yeah, well it seems like it never went away" she says, under her breath but loud enough for me to hear.

"Well, I said I wasn't interested because deep down I have had a crush for years on someone else, and after I smiled at you they realized you liked me and Sean suggested something"

"Wait, what did he suggest? She asks, confused.

"It's.. that's not important Y/N, let's stay on topic" I continue but she stops me.

"If it's not important then you wouldn't mind sharing. If you want to explain yourself use the entire story." She says, sternly.

"Fine, because I had previously told Sean that he should ask out Leah, he decided to dare me to ask you out and in turn he would ask her out," I say, she gasps at that.

"What the actual fuck James" she starts, "You used me? I gave you everything and none of it was real?"

She starts to seemingly tear up.

"Y/N you don't get it, it was real" I say back, trying to calm her down.

"I don't get it? Says the one who used me to get noticed by some girl, decided to be my first everything in the process, and then cheat on me because I'm not good enough. Do you not see the problem with yourself here?" She says, raising her voice and starting to lightly cry.

"This wouldn't even be a problem, if you wouldn't make one out of it." I say angrily, also raising my voice at her because it was becoming ridiculous at this point. She wasn't hearing me out.

"ME MAKING A PROBLEM PUT OF IT?" She screams at me. "YOU FUCKING CHEATED ON ME AND EXPECT ME TO JUST SIT BACK AND LET IT HAPPEN. I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!"

"WE DID, WE WERE IN LOVE AND STILL ARE, YOU KNOW IT JUST AS MUCH AS I DO!" I scream back.

"HOW COULD WE STILL BE IN LOVE, OR EVEN HAVE HAD LOVE IN THE FIRST PLACE WHEN YOU USED ME TO GET WITH ANOTHER GIRL" She screams.

"I DIDNT USE YOU, IT MIGHT'VE STARTED AS A DARE BUT IVE ALWAYS HAD FEELINGS FOR YOU" I yell at her.

"NO YOU DIDNT BECAUSE IF YOU DID YOU WOULDNT HAVE DONE THIS, AND EVEN IF YOU DID YOU WOULDVE TOLD ME IT SAS A DAMN DARE!"

"I DIDNT BECAUSE I KNEW THEN YOU WOULD FOR SURE REJECT ME!"

"SO YOU REALLY DONT KNOW ME HUH, JAMES I HAVE LOVED YOU SINCE WE STARTED SECONDARY SCHOOL ON THAT FIRST DAY. EVEN FROM A DARE I WOULDVE GIVEN YOU A CHANCE. AS LONG AS WE HAD COMMUNICATION ABOUT IT ALL BUT YOU NEVER ONCE COMMUNICATED ANYTHING WITH ME!"

"THAT WAS FOR YOUR OWN SAKE! I DIDNT WANT TO HURT YOU WITH THIS!" I scream at her.

She takes a breath then angrily says "Have you never actually thought about how I would feel about this?"

She then falls to the floor, starting to sob. I try to go over to comfort her but she pushes me away.

I now realize I might've completely fucked everything up.

She continues to sob, pulling out her phone to see when her ride will be picking her up. In 5 minutes, the same time Louise will be here for me, great.

After a little Y/N breaks the uncomfortable silence by quietly asking, "Were you ever going to tell me?"

I look at her, she looks back and says "I want the truthful answer, not the bullshit."

I take a deep breath, "No, I was just hoping that we would become something and everything would work out"

"By not communicating? James our relationship was built on a date, dishonesty and as a way for you to get with someone else, how could we have possibly worked out?" She asks, wiping the tears that continue to flow.

"Y/N, we had made it work. It might've started out as a dare but I truly love you. I can't lose you. It'll hurt to much." I say, looking at her.

"Then you should have thought about that before doing what you did" she starts, a honk is heard outside. "I gotta go." She says, getting up.

"No, we can still work this out, Y/N please" I beg, once again.

"James this is pathetic, you lied and cheated and it can't be worked through. I'm sorry." She says, heading towards the door.

"Walk out that door and we're through" I say angrily, in a bit of a raised voice but not yelling.

"We were through the moment you decided to put your lips onto another woman's, willingly" she says, and walks out the door.

I stand in shock, just looking out the door as she walks to her car and leaves. Staring at the darkness outside, I calm down and realize the extent of the pain I not only caused Y/N, but also how I fucked up the best happiness in my life.

I eventually receive a text from Louise saying she was there, I walk outside and to her car. Getting into the passenger seat.

Once I'm buckled Louise starts on me too.

"I got a text from Y/N about everything, you know how fucked up what you did is right?" She asks, sternly.

"I know, I know" I say, trying to just move on from this conversation.

"No you don't, she told me how you raised your voice at her and made it seem like she was more of the problem then your own actions." She says.

"There is more to it than that." I state.

"There may be but it doesn't excuse what you've done. I'm not sure what is wrong with you but get it inside that thick head of yours that you just hurt the kindest, most gorgeous girl you have known and that you most likely have lost her forever." She says, and turns her head back to the road. Driving off.

I sit in silence, staring out the window as Y/N's words replay in my head.

"We were through the moment you decided to put your lips onto another woman's, willingly"

I got a notification on snap and opened it to see a picture of Y/N, tears still on her face and her makeup ruined

What have I done?

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A/N:

So I will be making a part 2, which will prob be a lil happier. Sorry this was depressing.

Also, I wanna say that this is obviously not an accurate representation of James as person, I have never met him and he is prob an amazing guy but I portrayed him this way for the sake of the plot. Again, this is all fictional as all my one shots are works of fiction.

Anyways,

do you think James will continue to try and talk to Y/N?

Will he try to get Y/N back?

Would Y/N even take him back?

Find out in part 2, coming soon 💕

Word Count: 4069

#x reader #james earl of wessex #james viscount severn #british royalty #british royal family #oneshot

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ookybatt · 4 years ago

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ok i got another banger

madeline x reader right

but he's shorter than them. and they just carry him around even if he's in full armor like a cat but it's cute

cuz i just wanna carry the big paladin

Absolute banger

Also I hc Madeleine as 6,7 so Y/N had to be fucking huge awooga

Madeleine x Taller!Reader

I was bored as shit.

Y/N's pov

Madeleine was out doing quests and whatnot so I was just left here, slowly letting the sofa engulf my body. At least its comfy.

I remember Madeleine telling me not to follow him at all. I had a habit of following him and getting hurt.

He didn't like that I got hurt but he just cant admit that he misses me following him.

I suddenly got an urge to do what he told me not to do.

I got up, put on some decent clothes to go out in and went to find Madeleine. I'm needy okay?

I look around for a bit then turn a corner and accidentally bump into Espresso.

"Shit. Sorry about that.. I'm looking for Madeleine, have you seen him?" Espresso rolls his eyes and points up to a hill. "Up there. Just don't get too close, he's fighting some big creature. I don't know, I could care less."

Jeez he's happy.

I walk away awkwardly and I hear espresso chuckle. "So needy." I glare at him "So alone".

I then run to avoid getting hit by coffee beans again.

As I was running, I heard Madeleine fighting the supposed big creature. I smile and go towards it more, eager to see my amazing boyfriend.

I noticed that he had just slain the big creature which was actually quite small.

Madeleine's pov

I shrug it off and walk to Madeleine and wrap my arms around his waist, resting my chin on his shoulder.

I had just finished slaying a weak creature. It was pretty easy and I hope they give me more complicated tasks and quests soon.

I heard some footsteps so I was going to turn around when I feel a pair of arms slither around my waist and a head being rested on my shoulder. I smile, knowing exactly who it was.

"I thought I said not to follow me my dear?" They groan "But you've been out all day and I got lonely!" I chuckle and smile at them, kissing their forehead.

"Can we go home now?" I think for a moment.

Do I have anymore tasks and are they more important than my amazing Y/N? Nope.

I nod and then feel myself being lifted off the floor.

"Wh-Wha-?! How are you picking me up? I'm wearing so much armour!" They shrug, impressed at their own strength.

"Guess I'm just strong" I roll my eyes and kiss them again, this time on the lips.

They smile and kiss me back.

They began to carry me back to our house, people stopping and staring at us. Y/N occasionally glared at them, having no shame in me, which I found cute.

"Stop glaring at everyone my love" "I'll stop when they stop fucking staring. Creeps.." I nod.

We pass Espresso and he yells to Y/N "Guess you found him." They just yell "Fuck you shit stain"

I laugh "Why so mean?" They roll their eyes at me and hold me closer "Because Espresso sucks and he called me clingy"

I try to keep it in but I couldn't "You really are clingy, I love it though."

We go inside our little house and Y/N flops on the sofa with me still in their arms.

"Can I at least take my armour off-?" "Unless you wanna get nakey by me, no." I laugh "I have clothes on underneath just not clothes I'd wear."

They nod, understanding me.

"Fine but be quick."

I nod and go to wear something of theirs so it's bigger on me. Hm, a simple white t-shirt? That'll do! I also shove on some sweatpants and go back down.

Y/N looked annoyed "You took too long." I smile at them and kiss their cheek "I love you Y/N."

I lay my head on their lap, allowing Y/N to play with my hair.

"I love you more."

#madeleine x reader #madeleine cookie x reader #madeleine cookie #cookie run kingdom x reader #cookie run x reader #cookie run kingdom

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madfantasy · 3 years ago

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Dear blogging

t's cold and all I want to do is draw Juicy and his bros cuddle for survival

Hope your doing well my dears. I don't know what I have been doing all this time but just trying my best not to. Just not.

I have this immense guilt in typing any sort of update because, I'll be just repeating myself.. I wish so hard that things change, gets better and stop sucking to a point it feels like I'm disappointing others, in way that I got not much of progress..

I haven't thought of nothing but vagueness and leaving earth. One day dreaming of a bliss between the nightmares, being the very -impossible- thing I wanted, and feeling such disgusting overwhelming happiness I don't think I experienced, tears welling up in my eyes every time I remembered the scene.

I don't know what I truly want and I always figured that i don't really need to know, I don't need to be something specific, or want one thing with all my might, everything can come and go, and thats okay, everything can be hard or easy, I laughed at all my sorrows and drew them and made them into stories I retun to..

I don't know maybe that thick shield of the accusatory insanity wore off, or maybe its called maturing, cuz I can't deal with it anymore, I can't keep fighting over losing the very few things that pleasures me in life.. and the more I do, the more I feel truly closer..

It was prayer time, and during the announcements its favorable that one mute sounds and listen to it and quietly say it alongside. The masque people were praying, but at home most of us finished. I got my game running. Got cussed at, and ofc I replied of how much longer ppl pray u think, my guardians exploded with stream of demeaning and colorful swears, eventually kept praying that I die for saying that line.

I was shaking with anger head to toe, if we kept it religious, u can't just pray for ppl to die, or accuse them of not having faith. I called it out on them, and they kept saying it.. with every prayer of death I answered with Ameen, equally yelling how Im tired of this life

I went to my room and couldn't stop hyperventilating and weeping, my heart felt like it will escape my chest. Suddenly i hear them approaching, they never came into my room. They told my sib who ran to deter them from entering, they were like "I want you to stand witness that I cam here to apologise to your elder sib, and I didn't mean what I said" then they came in anyway and hugged me and kissing my hands and the top of my head, saying sorry. Telling me they never wanted to hurt me and they're nothing without me, that I run this house and without me they are lost, and the reason they lost it because they remembered their job, and wish that they never worked that job because it ruined they look on life

This is the first time that they ever apologised to me, in my whole frkin life. And actually admitted that their job was toxic among many things..

But in that moment nothing mattered. I went to bed that day expecting to leave earth. But I'm thankful I woke up the next day, still convulsing like I was hit by a truck

I don't know how to explain how faith is important to me, as in I'd be long gone without it, and it's something between oneself and God only, and not for people to judge or control how it "should" be. But they weaponize it more than practice it, as the still on going example used against me and my art and how I sm treated, in general..

I didn't get much work for this month, mum suggesting because it's the holiday season, which was a good time to spend it improving my art, but I spent it trying not to sit alone conscious or not escaping through flash backs and the torment of their words on never ending repeat , playing my hp over and over, till I notice the rats there danced, something I have never noticed and made me laugh

I want to do more art, the more I doubt it the more I'm sure it's what my soul aches to do if one day left un-art-ed In. I was even drawing while telling myself I'm not, escaping my notice till sib told me. With it I want to grow, even if hypothetically, with people I imagine how it is to meet one day, and enjoying every moment and not live undead.. one of my vids were, sorta replied to by a human being saying words, I know im making it sounds extremely basic, but my god, I have been isolated from people for so long even pics and vids are super hard for me to look.

Like, I just realised this the first time in centuries I seen a live reaction to my art, I still couldn't look at them directly but the resistance to look away decreased and I lost myself in this person's infectious joy saying how amazed they r by my art.. they don't know that gave me so hope that yes, maybe I can look at people one day, I can be with people one day, I can be okay one day..

I'm still open for commissions, now that my art apps subscriptions near expiry, and I don't want to use ProCreate cuz is icky and ewy and I want my smooth CSP specially after their upcoming update <3

Wish you the coziest safest, thrilling times, and happy holidays and birthdays, if I couldn't make it

All the love;

Mani

2:30 am, 4 Dec 2021, frozen toes

#text #drawing journey #personal

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feuqueerfire · 2 years ago

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Bed Friend Live Blogging

agh, I should've started this earlier or later, not 2 days before the end of the month because now it's gonna spill over to next month >:( but I think I'm just in the mood for it, so fine

Ep 1 (Apr 29)

chaotic beginning before the intro

chaotic beginning after the intro too we found out about the cheating + Uea's abusive mother flashback oh goodness

persistent King oof but tbh he's so attractive I can't form any objective opinions about his character

why is the kissing/pre-NC scene so funnily edited lmao

I wonder if there was discourse about this being a drunken hookup + Uea surely wouldn't have slept with King if he was sober

okay-good first ep

Ep 2 (Apr 29)

ah both of them dazed at work thinking about the other smh

this mother is so

omg if somebody paid like that for me, I'd have to immediately go to the ATM and pay them back

plsssss King yelling through his car window

STD testing oh interesting + King trying to lessen Uea's nervousness and shame about it. I didn't know you just did a blood test for those

heh Uea's smile when King isn't looking

bro i don't get why you'd say you made a mistake at work for someone else but okay

pls not the dick patting over jeans I looked away cuz I didn't wanna see it but they said something so I had to rewind to read the sub but they didn't even sub that line lmao

almost expected some shirt sniffing ngl a la Bad Buddy and The Eclipse

Ep 3 (Apr 29)

why are the breathing and kissing noises So Much I keep going ew like tone it down a bit pls

but I do love body kissing though so thanks Uea for getting King to kiss up his leg

a monogamous friends-with-benefits relationship lol

them bargaining how many times to have sex a week so funny

i hate the editing for these NC scenes ngl like the show in general has meh to bad editing but it's so :/ during these scenes

pls King always trying for touchy moments with Uea. also that moment when Kind's tryna feed chocolate via mouth and he grabs Uea's arm when he tries to push away? Yeah it's attractive

agh Uea really has so many alone moments in the bathroom that feel uncomfortable

Uea secretly staring at King smoking on the balcony ah

agh why do I love King wrapping his legs around Uea to get to dry Uea's hair and Uea kinda resisting only for 1 second before going still

oh no D: poor Uea

I'm gonna throw up why are they showing this scene with the uncle with the kid and everything I hate it so bad I don't wanna see a child be sexually harassed

dumbass King why would you not only get jealous over Uea helping some kid get dust out of his eye cuz the kid thinks P'Uea's cute but also actually drag Uea away because of it?

oh yeah the gifs of King laying over Uea's body is brain melting and the breathing? I'll actually let it pass this time. This scene is so much esp with King being like "Can I be a good thing in your life?"

pls horror music when King pins Uea's hand down T.T

wtf is this is ex-bf agh I knew this happened from spoilers but agh

at least Jade brought security, good job

why did they make these random female coworkers sooooo cringy and supposed to be funny but not

wtf man ex-bf Pock come back again and this time with thoughts of sexual assault agh

I'm actually still stuck on the stepfather being a creep weirdo freak and I hate that they showed it, I hate that a child had to film it (even if it's not as intense or involved as what adult Uea is going through with Pock)

Ep 4 (Apr 29)

Had a confusing and stressful day, so here's a fun episode time

ah fuck, not very fun, we're starting with attempted sexual assault

why would you ask for sex with somebody who you just had to help stop being attacked like be serious. I think I have a hard time going from The Horrors and trauma and Uea being attacked and attempted sexual assault to like yay fun sexy times

I'm a sucker for King bruising Uea and applying whatever medicine on it because Uea said he doesn't want marks though, that's good brain melty

does Uea live with King or no? since Jade came for his birthday

(Linguistics) Uea using kha with his nong sao

this fucking stepfather dieeeeee

ew ew ew ew ew not this flashback I'm gonna kill this man ew ew ew fast forwarding i can't

oh Uea has a knife good good I wish he'd kill him

this mother kill her too I'm gonna die die die

agh agh agh agh I can't fucking do this

I wish Uea would just take his sister out to lunch or something :< away from this house because I can't imagine she's living a good life here either and he can spend time with her

this sad ass "happy birthday to you" montage

I love peck kisses T.T Uea being hard on King but doesn't move away when King moves his hand up his thigh and even pursues his lips during the little peck the first time so cute

how do I feel about King dragging Uea away from a guy

lol ofc they'll fall on each other

but it's beautiful silhouettes, reminds me of Blueming ah I miss that show

Ep 5 (Apr 29)

"I was a good boy last night. can i get a reward?" "it's supposed to be like that; not taking advantage of me" so true Uea. bare minimum not committing sexual assault isn't something to be praised, it's an expectation

lmfao overreactions during very minor finger injury gets me every time like whyyy are you acting like it's the end of the world lol parents don't even act like this toward toddlers who hurt themselves more

agh "I have too much money. I wanna spend" I need someone like this when I go out to eat

ahhhh Uea's voice turning slightly watery when King said his mother arranged a match for him and trying to change the subject

damn not them slightly touching on whether Uea likes rough sex? or what was that convo?

nepotism and this time the hire isn't just a useless nepo man but rather a creepy nepo man? bc what is this type of interaction he's having with Uea

King too jealous my guy agh don't be mean to Uea >:(

okay that turned into a more lighthearted smiley discussion ig

liar liar pants on fire Uea saying he doesn't have a crush

this King and Krit dick-measuring contest and fighting over Uea, leave the guy alone c'mon

so true Uea just shut down King's questioning about liking Krit

King so annoying why does he wanna show off at the office so much T.T and this stupid pretend phone convo at the office

lol barking in front of the office is in Jade's fate I suppose

sometimes I can't tell how conversations or scenes are flowing, I won't lie. Is that the fault of editing or scriptwriting or both? oh well

Ep 6 (May 1)

this is the cat episode? anyway i'm watching this from my home but during worktime...

Did one of them say "mai" and one say "shai" about whether King and Uea are dating in secret?

lol the way Uea's sucking at King's hand?

ahhhhh cat Uea hi~~~~~ pretty~~~~

Uea giving King a forehead kiss

lakjdsflk;ajdfs Uea asking King if he wants to his slave okayyy dom kitty

(Linguistics) okayyy King leveraging his few extra months of age to be like can you call yourself Uea and me P'King I'm dead

omg Uea sideways stepping on King's chest okay fun

too much licking going on though, I'm not really into that but I'll forgive since I'm getting so much other fun stuff

oh Uea really is with the foot along King's body

so true I literally would not know how to act the next day but they're so cute and smiley

noooooooooo Uea smiling and excited about this vacation but King has to go on an arranged match agh

also usually Uea's straight-faced with King but goes :] when walking away but this time he had to be :) while speaking with King and then :( when walking away

I'm soooo tired of Krit agh

:< Uea pushing King away

Uea resignation letter?

aghh saw one second of preview and already have the creeps

Ep 7 (May 1)

I'm so tired even though technically I did nothing hard at work

aw Uea regrets being harsh toward King but doesn't know how to proceed

also am I in the wrong episode? Where's the resignation stuff?

naurrr King and Uea making eye contact but King walking away first and Uea's little :< face as he stands there

ahhh King napping beside Uea as he works overtime T.T but Krit saw the evil fucker

King going to arranged date with same person again

Krit locking the door for what reason I'm gonna kill him fr fr fr fr fr

I hate this so much I'm skipping through fuck this

I knew there was apparently some part where King makes really accusatory comments toward Uea and I was really hoping it wouldn't be about Uea being assaulted but alas... I have to fucking watch this. Uea gets fucking assaulted by his boss and narrowly escapes and gets these words from King? kill them all fr

I hope Uea does resign

what the fuckkkkkkkk Krit came to Uea's mom's place???? wtf fr fr

I wonder how the nong feels about this? like is her dad weird to her too? does she believe Uea was molested by him?

who are those people outside the gates

fuck every single person fr

except Jade

Uea apologized first? agh kick King

Some comments on the reddit on-air thread helped with understanding King's actions more. that "he feels like he was a moron for sitting next to Uea all night during all the days he worked OT, when maybe Uea was actually over King and wanted him out of the way." and "King is the son of a rich family and is used to speaking up (because as a second-gen rich kid he can speak his mind freely most of the time)." and "I think there’s an income/wealth gap between him and Uea even if they work at the same place. He doesn’t understand why Uea is compelled to somehow be neutral/nice to Krit as an employee. Or what the consequences/what’s on the line for Uea if he becomes aggressive/forceful w rejection as King wants." doesn't mean I don't wanna strangle him a bit but yknow

Ep 8 (May 1)

Probably should do some chores (ah preparing for going to work tomorrow is so agh) but I'm going straight into this next episode instead rip

aww Uea came to his auntie T.T okay at least she loves him T.T I wish I knew whether she was his maternal or paternal aunt I think ป้า (bpâa) is for both side's older sister

oh i see the maternal side

cute. they're "seeing each other"

I feel like they should've gotten Uea's permission to share that clip with everyone

but at least they got Krit outta the company. wish he was brutally murdered though tbh

I like Uea being like "I'm sitting here because I'm beautiful" and then giving his hand to King like ah cute

this much tension and denial, they're gonna straight up ascend to another dimension the next time they have sex

oh kill the stepdad kill him kill him agh he's a serial sexual assaulter

Ep 9 (May 1)

Did my chores for tomorrow morning, so time to reward myself with another episode I suppose

so we don't know who called the cops on Uea's stepdad?

ah this bathroom stall scene I love whining the way King is + I love pecks

mm I love siblings :>

Tonkao looks a bit like Blackpink Lisa

It's cute so far with Uea turning down Boom by saying he has a faen and King overhearing but from the ep 8 on-air, the preview for this ep was probably much more dramatic? so i wonder if we'll get more drama rip

ah Uea saying twisty words to say they're boyfriends

how the heck did we go from becoming boyfriends to introductions with King's parents wtf

damn, Uea thinking a bit much about the mother saying what if it goes bad

okay Uea with the umbrella

ah fuck Uea's gonna pick up King's phone agh

oh that wasn't bad. she panicked but told Uea to take care of King, so is Uea gonna be the one who overthinks instead of being threatened by Kin's mother or smth

oh nvm she shoos away Uea to say she'll take care of King

spoiled whiny King with his mother lol

agh mother supporting King okay

bro I can never tell if the mother's supposed to come in and threaten Uea or not like why did they have such ominous music and her squaring her shoulders just to go be nice to Uea lol

Ep 10 (May 2)

Had my first day at work and I feel so squished and tired, time to watch this

King feeding Uea from his glass yeah

I forgot to watch the hottub scene kinda because I was just playing Solitaire and realized later that I didn't watch it

aksldfj King dying and squeezing things and curling up into a ball at getting a sniff cheek kss from Uea so cute

Jade's like written to appear endearing and sometimes he is (like when he was cute in the blanket and supporting Uea) but often he's just annoying?

lol who buys an engagement ring just like that

dumb proposal like did they even talk about getting married first before a proposal after 1 year of dating? and to do it at workplace... be serious

bruhhh everyone's here what if Uea said no lmfao

not like they got actually married, it's a proposal what's happening

oh yeah here comes Tutor's character. people were annoyed that he wasn't here for the whole show the way he was supposed to be in the novel

I waana know the song that's appeared in a few eps but in this ep at 17:40

Overall:

It was good and cute but still somewhat nonsensical and I don't know how to feel about the mountains of trauma. Beautiful Net and James, the acting's not bad, the editing is bad though. They were cute, which is the most important thing I guess.

I was tired when watching eps 6-10 so like I don't have too many thoughts honestly. Just focused on watching and having fun.

Rating: 6.5/10

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oswaldsleftbicep · 3 years ago

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lucia, levy, & mikael going to a haunted house with their gn!so

sndkjsdhf so i'm stupid and accidentally posted this before it was done and then i panicked and copied the text and then just deleted the whole post which in turn deleted the ask, so to whoever requested this i'm sorry!!

the request: OKAY how about going on a haunted house with Lucia, Levy and Mikael.. That would be fun

ok now i'll just paste what i originally wrote :)

idc if it's march, halloween is all the time; this takes place in modern times btw, and i interpreted this ask as like a fake haunted house attraction, so if you want to read them going to a real haunted house with actual ghosts lmk!!

genre: fluff, crack, angst if you like really squint

cw: slight language, descriptions of blood and gore but not too detailed

Lucia

❧ as soon as he heard about a local haunted house attraction opening up, he was begging you to go with him

❧ whether you like those kinds of things or not, you went with him

❧ the attraction was at this old run down hotel think hell house llc but without the demons and it had a kid friendly tour and an adult tour

❧ the adult tour was later at night obviously so y'all had to wait a bit; the place was pretty busy so you're kinda glad he made y'all come like two hours early

❧ as you get further up the line you can hear the screams from inside the building and ngl you're getting kinda nervous

❧ lucia notices this and he's like "don't worry babe, i got you, i'll protect you, you got your big strong handsome boyfriend here to protect you"

❧ so your turn comes, and how it's set up is that each group goes in alone, like one at a time type thing, so it's just the two of you alone in this house

❧ he's holding your hand to comfort you and is kinda leading the way

❧ but then the first scare comes, it's just a girl with bloody makeup and she pops on out of a door, screaming bloody murder; not the scariest but lucia's grip on your hand tightens a bit lol

❧ the next couple of rooms aren't too bad, just more visual gore stuff like fake human parts and blood, some creepy looking people just standing and lurking

❧ y'all go upstairs and look around, and there's an actor who comes out of a room and just follows the two of you for a bit which puts lucia on edge cuz he doesn't like being followed that closely

❧ but she eventually stops and goes into another room, and just as lucia breathes a sigh of relief, bam! a new actor pops out of nowhere and rushes at the two of you

❧ this makes him let out a bit of a yelp as he ushers the two of you into the nearest room; you tease him a bit, asking if he was scared, but he brushes it off saying he was just looking out for you

❧ ok so the upstairs part is done and y'all go back downstairs for the last few rooms, and you hear a noise in one room and go off to check it out

❧ lucia is only a few steps behind you but it's still too far and the door separating the rooms slams shut and locks the two of you away from one another

❧ he's trying to keep his cool like "haha very funny, unlock the door" but he can hear that you aren't able; again, he's trying to keep his cool since this is all part of the tour

❧ but then he hears a loud, machine like noise and you start screaming

❧ now he's really trying to get this door down, but it ain't budging

❧ it's only when you stop screaming and house has gone quiet that the door opens, and he rushes into the room and looks around for you, but he can't find you anywhere

❧ he's genuinely in a bit of a panic cuz he knows haunted attractions like this are full of shady people and dangerous places and you're just gone, this is the last room too so there's nowhere for you to go but out and they don't let you out unless the entire group is together

❧ so he's looking in the cupboards and the closets and under a table, with no luck

❧ and then someone comes up behind him and jumps on his back, yelling absolute gibberish and now he's screaming cuz wtf??

❧ and then the person starts laughing

❧ it's you lmao

❧ the one place he didn't look was behind the door he came through, and you had apparently teamed up with the actor last minute to scare him there's a secret door that the actors go through so that's why the actor was gone

❧ he's so upset lmao, he's embarrassed and scared and worried and pissed at you for scaring him

❧ so he just scoffs, grabs your hand, and leads the two of you through the exit and back outside while you laugh your ass off at him

❧ overall, he's pretty good with haunted attractions, he only gets scared a couple of times and his main focus is on making sure you're okay

❧ i guess it's like he gets more creeped out than actually scared, but when he does get scared his reactions are pretty good

Levy

❧ you're totally the one that dragged him to going to a field of screams type attraction, so a large scale, open air attraction with lots of scares

❧ he was less than thrilled to go, cuz even though he's into battles and war history, he's pretty squeamish and not a fan of horror

❧ so you compromise and promise to go early so it's still light outside and not as scary

❧ but you hadn't anticipated how popular the site would be, like the place was packed so even though you got there like an hour before it opens, the line was already pretty long

❧ which meant that when you finally got to the front of the line, the sun had already begun to set

❧ levy's not mad cuz it's not your fault for it being so crowded and taking so long, but the longer the two of you stay in line and listen to the noises and screams, the more nervous he gets

❧ it also doesn't help that there are a few actors that walk up and down the line to keep the crowd entertained, and their way of entertaining is scaring and messing with people

❧ and after a long while of suffering and torment on his end, you get to the front of the line and finally get to enter the field

❧ he's reassured by the fact that the actors can't touch the patrons cuz he does not want to get closer to these people than he needs to lol

❧ most of them just stand in one place like in a cage or they pace back and forth in front of a pile of remains, which levy is fine with, he can handle that cuz he can just look away and keep walking

❧ then there's the actors that actually come up to you and walk with you while yelling things and acting crazy

❧ levy likes this a bit less, like he's already walking pretty fast, he's a few steps ahead of you at all times, so when these actors match his pace he has to hold himself back from straight up sprinting away

❧ the only reasons he doesn't run through the whole tour is because he doesn't want to leave you too far behind and he doesn't want to look like even more of a wimp lol

❧ he probably even answers back to the actors like: "why don't you come with me, i could use your help with something" "no thank you." "your skin would make a reallyy nice shirt" "it really wouldn't."

❧ and then you get to the last section of the tour

❧ the exit is right there, you can see the lights of the parking lot, but standing in between the two of you and the exit is a man holding a chainsaw. great.

❧ the man starts up the chainsaw and he's just standing there, menacingly, watching the two of you carefully

❧ levy backs up a few steps to stand next to you and grabs your hand for the first time this entire tour

❧ the man starts walking to the two of you slowly, and levy tells you that on his signal the two of you should run around the guy and toward the exit

❧ but just as he was about to give the signal, the actor charges toward the two of you at full speed, pulling his chainsaw back as if he was going to swing as soon as he got to the two of you

❧ you were thinking that now was y'all's chance to run for the exit, but to your surprise levy pushes you behind him so that he's between you and chainsaw guy, he's got his arms spread out and everything so that he's putting as much of him between you and the danger

❧ you think this is super sweet and chivalrous of him, but the exit is wide open now so you just grab this fool's arm and run the two of you over to the exit

❧ the chainsaw guy was going too fast to turn around quick and properly enough to chase after y'all, not to mention the chainsaw was heavy and bulky which slowed him down even more

❧ so the two of you were able to make it through the exit unscathed and y'all stop to catch your breaths about a hundred feet from the exit lol

❧ once y'all calm down a bit, he grabs your hand gently and leads the two of you to his car so y'all can get the hell out of there

❧ he totally doesn't want to talk about anything that happened in the tour, especially how scared he was, but there's an unspoken appreciation between the two of you for keeping one another safe

❧ overall, he's awful with these kinds of things, he gets scared so easily and has a terrible time, but when it comes down to it, your safety is always above his own

Mikael

❧ ok so there's a little historical site nearby that does a haunted attraction every year for tourism and you wanted to go check it out

❧ but you knew mikael would never go to one of those, so you decide to bring out your secret weapon: ricardo and noel

❧ you told mikael that the three of you had planned to go to this thing but people have to go in groups of two at a time so it would be better if he came along too so he could keep you company

❧ he was hesitant at first but when you told him it'd either be you alone, paired up with ricardo or noel, or paired up with some random guy, he was like "ok fine i'll go *eye roll*" lol jealous much?

❧ so the four of you get to the place, and the lines aren't too long so y'all get to the front real quick, ricardo and noel go through first

❧ it's a classy looking haunted attraction, nothing too gory or childish, but instead kinda gothic and lowkey

❧ but when you get inside it's a whole different story

❧ the reason you could only go in groups of two is because the halls are narrow as hell; it's an old site and everything is cramped and cold

❧ but they somehow managed to fit the actors into really good hiding spots

❧ there were some under tables that would grab at feet and ankles while crying out, there was even a couple pinned up to the walls

❧ when y'all started out, you were leading the way with mikael trailing loosely behind you; you offered your hand to him but he declined cuz he was grumpy lol

❧ ok so the hall gets to a point where it branches off into two paths and there's an actor keeping guard; they tell you to each go down a separate path, that one of them was safe and the other was "dangerous" and basically full of scares

❧ so y'all pick your paths and head down them

❧ you picked the safe one, all it had was scary decor and sound effects, and one side of the hall has a one way mirror, so you can see mikael and like walk with him in a way

❧ poor mikael tho, he picked the scary one

❧ he thought it was weird that the hall suddenly got wider, and that the door slammed shut behind him, and that it was completely lined with mirrors

❧ but he brushed it off and kept walking calmly forward, although he could feel eyes on him the whole time

❧ as he walks down he can't help but glance toward the mirrors a few times, only seeing his reflection

❧ that is, until he sees something else

❧ there's a gap in the middle of the mirror on one side and standing in that gap is a person in a cloak

❧ weird right? but mikael decides to keep walking, but the cloak person follows him

❧ they're scarily close to him and out of the corner of his eye he sees in the mirror that the cloak person has unsheathed a blade of some sort and starts raising it up

❧ so mikael's like "oh shit" and starts running, but this cloak person runs after him, always just a few steps behind

❧ the hall seems to go on forever, like y'all are in the catacombs or something, and every now and then there's gaps in the wall of mirrors that hold a new cloaked person, and one by one they all join in on the chase

❧ so it's mikael just being chased by like seven cloaked people down this extensive hallway for a solid two minutes

❧ and then finally, finally, he sees the exit, that glorious rectangle of light shining into the dimmed hall, and he bursts through the door, panting with his hands on his knees

❧ you meet up with him shortly after, having run along with him on the other side of the mirror so you're kinda out of breath too

❧ you ask if he's alright and all he does is glare at you like "that sucked, why did you bring me" lol

❧ and right as he finally catches his breath and stands upright, wham! someone grabs him from behind with a yell and scares the hell out of him

❧ it's ricardo

❧ he and noel saw the two of you exit and he wanted to scare mikael a bit, noel tried to tell him no but he did it anyway smh

❧ after ricardo gets a smack to the head, the four of you head home

❧ overall, he's pretty nonchalant about the whole ordeal but he trusts his gut feelings; if his instincts are telling him somethings off he'll listen, otherwise he'll just be chilling

❧ you better tell him a happy, fun story to get his mind off of what he went through or he'll have dreams about being chased for days

#my. hcs #thank you hell house llc and the houses october built and as above so below for inspiring this lol #i tried so hard not to make mikael's angsty #nightmare harem #nightmare harem lucia #nightmare harem levy #nightmare harem mikael #otome games

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develation · 4 years ago

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A Lifeguard's preach- please read

Okay, hi, welcome to my Ted talk. So surprise for some of you but I work as a lifeguard, and I have some things to say about my experience for the 2 years I've worked as one.

A lot of people have decided it's okay to crap on first responders lately, which is a subject I will lightly touch on. But pool lifeguards have been under-appreciated for a very long time. The pool I work at is like a mini-waterpark. We have slides, basketball hoops, a water playground, a lazy river (with tubes), an obstacle course, and concessions. Were not just your neighborhood pool, which means there are more dangers to look out for. Because you can tell yourself that things never happen, but that's a lie. Every day, things always happen.

So today I was walking my stand (grazing stands there called because you walk back and forth for 20 mins straight and then move to the next stand to do it all over again for another 20 mins. repeat that process for 2 hours on lazy river rotation). And this lady decided to sit right in the middle of where I'm walking. Now in lifeguarding, we have to keep a 10/20, which means 10 seconds to see someone and 20 seconds to get to them. And the zone I'm on is SCS which is the little kid playground, y'know, with TODDLERS AND BABIES EVERYWHERE. So in order to properly scan my zone and make sure none of these babies start choking on water, I ask her to move. And she looks at me and goes, "well you should have a sign there that says that." She moves, but did this lady seriously tell me that we should have a sign that says- "Please don't sit in the Lifeguards way. They are trying to make sure you and your child don't die." Like what?!

It's not just her, I alone have been disrespected so much on this job, it's stupid. I've had moms tell me to LEAVE MY ZONE and go get their kid because it will be my fault if they drown when the mother herself is on the other side of the lazy river. I've saved a boy and the mother said, "He was fine. I'm not filling out the paperwork, I just want to enjoy my last ten minutes here." Like, YOUR FUCKING WELCOME.

I am so sick of this. Do people don't even know the amount of training we do just to even work? I have at least 200 hours of training, and I don't even work the full year's cuz of school. It's not just CPR y'know? I know how to and train to handle Rescue-Breathing, seizures, chest compressions (yes, that is different from CRP), allergic reactions, heat stroke, burns, chemical burns (mostly for employees because we work with that stuff), Heimlich, Spinals (head, neck, and back injuries), eye trauma, and more. I, WE, may be no police officer or EMT, but we know our shit.

For working in general, while you're sitting in that cool water enjoying life. Where sitting there (or even worse, walking) in 2-hour rotations sweating our asses off. You can talk about those umbrellas we get on sitting stands all day BUT THEY DON'T DO CRAP. Because the sun MOVES in the sky. And most shifts are from 10:45 to 6:30, open to close. I have only worked 3 shifts that haven't been 7 or 8 hours long.

"What about lunch breaks?" well guess what, we don't get one! Every 2 hours we get 17 min breaks (15 guards on stand and 3 in break room at all times, that's how our rotation works) that could be interrupted at any moment because people don't drown on a schedule. My water bottle is broken (it leaks) from how many times I've thrown that thing when a long whistle goes off.

Just imagine, you're sitting there eating your well-deserved sandwich, slipping some water from your water bottle, chatting it up with the other guards. And then out of fucking nowhere- BRRRRRRRRRRRRR- *Hi this is adrenaline, I'm gonna turn all the way up now* "OH SHIT SOMEONE'S DROWNING FUCK FUCK FUCK-." And now you, your boss, and other 2 break guards are sprinting full speed across the pool deck trying not to trip over your own equipment. With your food and water bottle forgotten on the concrete of the guard-room floor. [It was a very sad day. I had ordered Jimmy Johns just for that...]

I have saved 8 people, all of them children. And every day, there are at least 2 saves, which means someone is drowning and a lifeguard has to jump in for them. Realistically though? There have been too many days for me to count where there were 8 or if not more saves. People take pool safety for granted, there fucking idiots who think that just because they're tall enough to go down the slide they can swim in the 12-foot deep catch pool. They think that they can go in the lazy river without a tube. Or that they don't need a lifejacket. Parents are idiots, who don't watch their children. In one of my saves, I watched a kid disappear underwater in front of me. One second they were above water and the next, just gone. It's not like the movies guys, there's no screaming or splashing. There's the weird doggy paddle, and then they stop making distance and are weirdly treading, and then they're gone. And then you have to pick out from the kids who are floating with their backs on the surface, the kids who pretend to drown for fun, and the adults who think it's okay to "test" the lifeguards.

Just today, within the first 20 mins of open we have a lady pass out. There's something horrifying about holding someone's limp body in your hands and them not waking up. Last year we had a lifeguard pass out from the heat on the lazy river. Just flop straight onto the pavement. In years past we had a woman have a heart attack on the deck. We kept her alive until EMS arrived but she died in the hospital 3 days later. There was another lady who busted her knee open and bled everywhere. Stuff always happens.

I make $10.86 an hour to save people's lives and get shit on while doing it. It's not everybody, I meet those parents who say, "Don't worry, I'll yell at them." Those kids whole actually put their tubes back and put back the tubes that everybody left right next to the corral. That one dude who filled up my water bottle with his water because, "I looked like I was melting and needed something good today". Those girls who say I'm pretty despite all my scaring and me having short hair (yes I have gotten judged for being a girl and having short hair). But most of the time, we are ignored and looked down upon.

Trust me, we don't mind small talk. Or making jokes, telling stories. We just want to be appreciated. And I just don't feel that most of the time. My bosses have been amazing to me, and they are one of the only reasons I come to work with a smile on my face. But above all that, I just want to fulfill the childhood-old dream of being a hero. Of saving a life. I know I'm not quite suited out for firefighting or EMT's or policing.

But I'm still doing it. And I would like for others to just see me, instead of yelling at me for saving their child's life.

#lifeguard #first responders #text post #please read #please reblog

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ambivalent-anarchy · 4 years ago

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You've Got Moves (Part 2)

Masterlist

Part 1

Gender: Female

Pairing: Peter Parker x reader

Warning: None

A/N: Better late than never, right?😂😂 (wow 2 fics in one week that's crazyyy) Also I put one of my favorite comedy tiktoks in the dialogue soooooo oops? Also Harry and Ned are wingmen who share one brain cell and I like it that way

I might make one more part to this but idk

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It took 7 months for Peter to ask you out.

It took the time for MJ and Asher to become a couple, homecoming to go by, MJ and Asher to break up, winter formal, midterm exams, MJ and Asher to get back together, and Christmas to go before Peter Parker gathered the guts to even consider thinking about asking you out.

Scared wasn't even the word for it.

Harry Osborn, the new transfer student, laughed at how nervous Peter was at lunch. "Asking girls out is easy, Peter. I do it all the time!"

"You say it like it's the simplest thing on earth," Peter dreaded, to which Harry shrugged.

"Because it is! You just ask. How is it that I've only been at this school for 2 months and I've had more chicks than both you and Ned combined?"

"Hooking up is not a hobby of mine. That's why," Peter retorted with a pitifully unintimidating glare.

Harry shrugged with his shit-eating grin. "It's not my fault the girls and gays can't resist these lips."

Ned chimed in as he threw a french fry into his mouth. "Peter, this isn't like Liz last year. You and [Y/N] are already really close, dude. I'm sure you can just ask her. Who knows? She might say yes!"

"But what if she says no?," Peter groaned. "Then I'll just be one of those people she avoids and barely talks to out of awkwardness." He shifted in his seat nervously. "I don't want that."

"But if you don't say anything then you'll always regret it," Ned pointed out.

Harry sighed and rolled his eyes. "Peter, pull out your phone."

Peter raised his eyebrows in confusion, but followed Harry's instructions.

"Go to her in messages and say 'hey let's get dinner'." He smiled. "See? Simple."

Peter opened your messages in his phone and stared at your profile picture.

'You can do this, Peter. You can do this.'

He bit his lip. "Okay but should I say, 'let's get dinner' or 'do you want to get dinner'?" Seeing Harry's impatient face, he explained himself. "I just feel like those two sentences have completely different vibes, y'know?"

Harry glared at him. "Are you really about to have us telling you what to tell your crush like a bunch of girls?"

Peter didn't know how to answer that question seriously. "Uh...yes?"

Harry pondered the question for a small bit before simply shrugging and answering. "Hmm, go with 'let's get dinner', so you'll sound all confident and assertive."

"Okay."

Before Peter could press send without thinking twice, Ned stopped him. "Well, actually now you sound a little aggressive, man."

"Really?," Peter asked with a wince, immediately erasing the message.

"Yeah, I mean the last thing you wanna be like is the guy that's all like 'let's get dinner' like you're some kind of caveman."

Peter groaned. "Oh no, definitely not."

Ned ate another fry. "You want to ask her to dinner, not tell her to dinner."

"I'll go with 'do you want to get dinner' then," Peter said with a nod.

That one didn't sit well with Harry. "No Pete. Cuz now you sound like a pussy."

Peter slammed his phone onto the lunch table. "This stuff is tough!"

Ned turned towards Harry. "No but listen. The last thing Peter wants to do is come off as the overly masculine type that's all like 'let's get dinner cuz I'm the breadwinner, bitch', y'know?"

Harry shook his head. "Yeah but women also love assertiveness. You have to know what you want."

Peter stared at the table, desperately wanting the conversation to be over. Why would he even go to these two for relationship advice? Harry was the king of hookups and Ned's relationships never lasted longer than a few weeks. What was he thinking? For a guy with a 4.5 GPA, he sure did feel stupid.

"I got it!," Ned exclaimed. "Okay. Text her this. 'Dinner would be something that I would enjoy taking you on, but only if YOU were also interested in attending the meal'." He held his hands up for praise.

Harry nodded. "Mhm. Perfect balance. And the more words the better."

Peter just stared back at them, wondering where he'd gone wrong in life. "...no.... I'm not gonna send her that."

Harry shrugged. "Welp,' he sighed. "I guess some people just don't want to be helped."

So close to slamming his head into the table in front of him, Peter felt a tsunami of relief hit when he saw Asher walk into the cafeteria.

Asher was your best friend. If anyone knew the proper way you'd want to be asked out, it'd be him.

The second Asher noticed Peter looking at him, he made his way over. "Hey Peter. What's up?," he asked as he found an empty seat.

Harry spoke up before Peter had the chance. "Hey Ash. Pick one. 'Let's get dinner' or 'do you want to get dinner'."

Asher thought for a second. "Depends on the girl," he said before taking a bite into his apple. "-but 'do you want to get dinner' is nicer. Why?"

Harry slammed his fist on the table. "Damn it!"

"Yes!," Ned cheered.

Asher looked around the table. "Okay, by why?"

Harry and Ned went quiet and looked to Peter, who was staring anywhere to avoid eye contact. He began to mumble pitifully."I....I-i wanna.. I wanna-"

Harry and Ned spoke up, already tired of the conversation not getting anywhere. "He wants to ask-"

"-I wanna ask [Y/N] out!," he blurted, feeling his cheeks start to burn when Asher's smirk turned into a wide grin.

"Well it's about time!," he exclaimed. "She's been crazy about you since you met."

"Really? She has?," Peter asked. That wasn't even in the realm of possibility in his mind.

Asher nodded. "She's always going off to me about how-" he mocked your higher pitched voice. "I've been dropping him hints since, like, foreverrrr!"

"Seriously?! She has?"

Ned laughed. "Well Peter. She has been calling you cute since the day she met you..."

"But I just always thought it was the friendly kind of cute, y'know?," he rambled. "Not the boyfriend type cute!"

"How many girls are out here calling you cute for you to make that assumption, dude?," Harry asked.

Asher sighed. "So this is what it's like to have low confidence." He shook his head and gave Peter a disappointed look. "I can't say I like witnessing this, Pete."

"Just-" Peter groaned and squeezed his eyes shut. "Just tell me what will work, okay? I need to ask her out perfectly."

Asher tilted his head in confusion. "She's a simple girl. You just have to straight up ask her out. What's the confusion there?"

"That's what I said!," Harry yelled.

"You know he's got to make it difficult for himself for no reason," Ned pointed out.

"Okay can we all talk about how terrible I am at this after you help me?," Peter begged.

"...yeah."

"Sure."

"Ugh, fine."

Peter sighed. "Alright. So?"

"What are you going for?," Asher asked. "Like a gift or something?"

"I just want whatever's the absolute best way to ask her out."

Asher pinched the bridge of his nose. If he was gonna set you up with your crush, he wanted it to happen right.

"Okay," he said, staring Peter in the eyes with a new sort of intensity. "Think about your best moments with her. Now pick something special from all those moments and voila! You'll have it!"

Peter nodded and stared at the ground as he thought for a while about everything he'd done with you since the beginning of school. You were truly the most extraordinary, most confident girl he'd ever met.

Every time he'd thought you couldn't get more perfect, you'd just show him another side of you that was better than the rest. He always stayed endlessly impressed and most of all, he felt as if he didn't have to try too hard with you. He could be himself and mess up as many times as he could manage and you still stuck around, showing him that there needn't be any worries.

And your style? Fuck, you could make anything work for him. You were the only one who could get him out of his comfort zone and in front of a camera, for something as frivolous as a TikTok. But he'd always do it, and even find the fun in it, because it made you happy.

"Remember how we freaked out that first time when she called you cute, Pete?," Ned said. "She said that you were cute and that you only had to put it use!"

Harry laughed. "This girl is literally giving you the instructions, Peter. Take them."

"Hmm." Peter looked up with a smile and snapped his fingers. "I got it."

You tossed popcorn into your mouth and snuggled yourself further into the blanket. "Ash, how can you even say that? 'It' is a horror movie!"

"Yeah, technically," he retorted. "But there's literally not a single part of the movie that's scary. It's more of a drama than anything else."

"You realize the clown phobia rate skyrocketed when the movie came out right?"

Asher scoffed. "Uh, your point? It's not my fault some pussies couldn't sit through it. Still a drama. The story definitely played with your emotions more than your fears."

"Whateverrrr," you laughed. "I can't deal with you."

"Pennywise literally got up and did this," he said before breaking out into Pennywise's dance. He laughed as he kicked his legs out. "What kind of horror movie has this crap in it?" He stopped when he felt the full force of you throwing a pillow on his face. "Ugh!"

"Sit down and get under the covers, idiot," you hissed. "I wanna keep watching these HORROR films."

"Whateverrrr," he drawled out, mocking you. He sighed and plopped down next to you, grabbing a handful of popcorn after.

When school was getting suffocating, marathoning horror movies with Asher were a must. He had an endless repertoire and all the time in the world for his best friend.

Halfway through 'It: Chapter 2' though, the movie was the least of your focus and instead was TikTok.

What could you say? The app was addictive.

It was a big, entertaining, completely useless collage of everything every no-name had to offer, from stupid debates to cringey POV's to fun dance routines.

You tried to hook every friend you could on it. Asher, of course, already knew about it since it first came out and he, of course, had thousands of followers because most of what he posted was random thirsts traps whenever he was feeling hot, which was always. And thirsts traps are always in high demand for the people on TikTok.

You tried to hook MJ on it, but she'd already decided that she didn't like it before even giving it a chance. Even the messy, political side didn't reel her in.

Of course then there was Peter, who didn't know was TikTok even was before he met you. You made it your sole mission to get him hooked, but you'd since given up on that. It was a lost cause. The only time he probably ever saw TikTok nowadays was when he was doing dances with you before gym started. He let you put the app on his phone but he never used it. You wouldn't even put it past him to have deleted it, but it was whatever. TikTok had started his friendship with you, so needless to say, it'd done an amazing job in your life.

Plus your followers were always asking about him. All of the "omg couple goalssss" and "you guys look so cute together" served as massive confidence boosters. A girl can dream, right?

You shifted over a bit when you felt Ash getting closer and closer to you.

When he moved over again, you scooted away, only for him to get closer again. "Ash, what is your deal?"

"Easy there," he chuckled, backing up a little. "I'm looking at the phone, not you."

"You've been all up in my phone all day, what's up?"

"I can't tell you," he shrugged, a sly smirk stretching across his face. "But," he pointed to your tiny screen. "Some idiot is taking wayyyy too long to shoot his shot."

"Shoot his shot?" You gasped. "Who?"

"I'm not at liberty to say," he said with a smirk.

"Nooooo," you whined. "If someone has a crush on me you gotta spill! C'mon, please?"

He laughed and repeated himself. "I'm sorry, but I am not at liberty to say!"

"Bullshit! Who is it? C'mon! C'monnnnnn!"

He shrugged and this time you knew that he was dead set on not giving up the mystery guy.

"Ugh," you pouted. "Fine. Let's just finish the stupid movie."

"Kids next door, battle stations!!!!"

And now it was sometime after midnight. The popcorn was all gone. The movie was done and now you were watching old cartoons so that the horror movie wouldn't be the last thing on your mind before bed.

Looking over, you saw that Asher didn't need any cartoons like you did. He was already passed out, snoring as loud as ever.

Grumbling in boredom, you stared at the wall, trying to connect the tiny dots in the designs. It was like something was officially keeping you from being able to fall asleep.

*Ding!*

At the sound of your phone receiving a text, you sat up curiously. Who was texting you at this hour?

You smiled when you saw that it was Peter.

Pete: hey y/n

You were about to send him a quick,"why are you up this late" text, but he kept typing.

Pete: pls dont judge me too hard for this

With that completely vague warning, you furrowed your eyebrows, concerned.

Y/n: whats up r u okay

He sent you a link next, which confused you, but not as much as when you actually pressed it.

It led you to TikTok, and the video was waiting to be pressed to start. Peter was standing in the middle of the screen with one of his typical corny sweatshirts on. The caption at the top read: "For [Y/N] Only". Smiling already, you quickly pressed play.

You slapped your hand over your mouth. "Oh my God."

"So he finally got the guts, huh?," Asher mumbled, having woken up from the loud music on your phone but was still half-asleep.

"Oh I'm sorry, did I wake you?," you asked. You turned down your phone.

"Don't worry about me, you just got a boyfriend," he chuckled, moving to lay down so he could get to sleep again. "Text him back for god's sake."

~~~

Y/n: its been almost a whole year and youre still so cute when you make those

Pete: haha thanks

Pete: uh

Pete: i really like you y/n

Pete: do u think you'd wanna go out with me or get dinner sometime?

~~~

"He asked me out," you gasped. "Ash, he asked me out!"

Asher rolled over and groaned. "I thought that was already established? Jesus, you two couldn't possibly be moving any slower."

You rolled your eyes. "Fuck you."

"Nah, you're with Peter now," he laughed. "You're gonna have to fuck him instead!" That comment earned him another pillow to the face.

You looked back at the messages and sent a tiny cute one. You smirked at the new idea of what was about to happen and turned it off before going to sleep.

~~~

Y/n: kiss me at school tomorrow and find out

~~~

Didn't do a third edit cuz I got lazy but I'm pretty happy with the turnout anyway. Thanks for reading!

Tagging: @allegra-writes, @allegra-soleil, @yumings, @hey-its-grey, @spideyyeet, @sunkissedspidey, @tommyunderoos, @chaoticpete, @snarky--starky, @sovereignparker, @thesherlockianavenger, @bubblebucky, @kelieah, @eridanuswave, @ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr, @kidney9-9, @gwenvrse

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polyhexian · 4 years ago

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So like I know I had a big extremely public meltdown a couple years ago but like I think it was only the second closest I ever came to pulling the trigger; there was this point, like, when i was 19, right after I moved back to the us. I had just moved into a new place by myself so I wasn't speaking to my parents anymore, and I didn't have any friends left. My bf had dumped me over a text and like. The only people I had left in my life were a couple of internet friends but even most of those were gone cuz like the last four months I was in Beijing I didn't have a computer and ppl straight up thought I had died so like. I had almost no friends, no acquaintance's, I wasnt speaking to my family, and I was so completely consumed by grief. I've never been like that before or since. Open mouth sobbing myself to sleep every night so loudly my neighbors would yell at me to keep it down. Like an actual physical pain in my heart I could feel in my chest, and I literally just went straight home from work every night and wailed for hours because I couldn't do anything else. And there was this day I was driving home from work and I was driving and I suddenly like. I thought to myself I could do it. I could do it right now. I could just floor it and go right into that wall and be done. And I thought to myself okay. Why not? And I couldn't think of any reason not to. Like, not even one. No one would really miss me, me suddenly being gone wasn't going to really negatively impact anyone other than my parents and I didn't care about that. I couldn't think of a reason not to, I didn't want to be there anymore and I put my foot on the gas and I sped up and then I just. Stopped. And I pulled over for awhile and just sat there. And then I drove home and I went to bed at like 7pm and ever since then I've had this overwhelming feeling that like. If I didn't do it then I'm never going to. That was my moment. And if I didn't do it when I couldn't think of a reason not to, I'm definitely never going to. And I mean so far I've been right. Even when I was in the er on suicide watch a couple years ago I was thinking like why am I here. I know I won't do it. I can't. Something keeps stopping me and I don't know what. And it's frustrating in this way of like. Okay. I'm not going to do it. So can I start like living my life now? Can I start actually behaving like I believe I'll be here in the future? And I can't.. I always feel like I'm on the edge but I'll never go over, I'm just hanging onto the side, so like. I cant do anything with my hands cuz they're too busy holding the ledge and nothing else. Not going to do it but not going to live either. I used to have kind of am emotional relief in the idea like hey, go do your best because if you fuck up and ruin your life you can always kill yourself and now I don't have that to fall back on. It's fucked up and paradoxical and deeply maladaptive but also like. Goddamn dude I ruined my life but I'm still alive so like what the fuck do I do now amiright. Anyway read my book or something

#suicide/

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bananaapplewaffle · 3 years ago

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Chapter 3: The Merchant from the Depths

I'm turning auto-play off from now on, so thing's will be a little more organized lol. [UTC as per usual]

Chapter 3-1: Cramming Session

Let's go under the sea laddies

An intense storm?

WHERE IS THE LAND I COME FROM

WHO LIVES WHERE I WAS BORN

WHY DO MY MEMORIES START WITH A STORM

Oooooo my room is all nice and put together

No, Grim. It's if everything's coming up C, then there's tricks a foot.

Damn, exams... Good luck, Grim.

Since obviously that ain't got shit to do with me.

Don't have to worry about me, Grim! Imma just sit here and look pretty.

but if you need some answers, I gotchu.

Crewel... please stop calling me a dog.

You may be pretty, but you don't get a pass

Oop my boys are yellin'

OOP GOT YELLED AT

Oh we actually get a winter break?

I wonder if they'll be able to leave campus...

Grim, I told you most the answers.

GALAXY BRAIN ACTIVATE

Everyone should go play NEO: The World Ends With You

Ya, Deuce you'll definitely out score us.

Ace I don't believe you.

Grim, you still don't have proper manners, please stop lying.

Opp girl not the Mostro Lounge having a little café bar.

Once this is all over, we're sliding through.

Awww... who's in deep water?

Ah no one important.

?????

!!!!!!

JADE WHAT THE FUCK

...Jade, I'm staying the fuck away from you and your Unique Magic.

OH NO

NOT FLOYD

OMG

...

...so how did you have him pay it back just now...?

Grim you keep me away from them or I swear.

Chapter 3 - 2: Average Question

...

The music says it all.

Nevermind. Just my boys being idiots.

Ace, this ain't got nothing to do with me.

Maybe you should have ate it before Grim ate it, Ace?

Aw baby, if it was left on the table it was up for grabs.

Ace left that donut cold and alone.

Grim gave it a new home.

Moment of truth y'all

ooo Ace with the 92

Deuce with an 88 (which shocked the shit out of him)

And Grim with a

AN 85

YES BITCH

All of my replies to them will for now on be snarky

...oh no

WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL FUCKERS

FUCKED WITH THE TEST

Y'ALL GETTING ME INVOLVED WITH SHIT I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF

Crewel is like: "I know I'm a professional at training dogs, but some of you are a lost cost. It's not adding up."

GIRL WHO FUCKED WITH THE TESTS???

Not Crewel saying all of that and then being like "oh well"

Chapter 3-3: Results Stacked

Grim you got an 85, ain't no way you're in the top 50.

It's okay baby. Next year you'll be in the top 100.

...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY SCORED ABSOULELY PERFECT

SOME FIRST YEARS??

I THINK THE FUCK NOT

I ONLY TRUST RIDDLE WITH SOMETHING AS BONKERS AS THAT

...

Grim.

I no longer associate with the three of you.

YALL ALL THREE CHEATED DEUCE

WHY COULDN'T YALL DO IT THE OLD FASHION WAY

DO Y'ALL NOT HAVE A QUIZLET EQIUALIVET

Jack!

Do it look like he made a contract, Deuce?

?????????

Jack, I'll be needing you to escort to wherever the fuck they're going.

I'm not fitting in well, Jack. I am simply an agent of Chaos.

Jack: "I couldn't care less about those guys."

He said like a liar.

Chapter 3-4: Press-Gang Contract

Omg they got so many of y'all

3RD YEARS???

That kinda makes sense tho... y'all are ready to gon and get outta there.

GIRL HELP WE'RE UNDER DA SEA

...wait who let the music hit like that

Jack you can show your excitement

ooo this lounge music is kickin

Ion wanna listen to you, so I simply won't.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD FIRST YEARS AGREE TO SOME SHIT LIKE THAT

WHY DID Y'ALL GO TO AZUL WHEN RIDDLE IS RIGHT THERE

NOT SOMEONE PUTTING THE UNIQUE MAGIC ON THE TABLE

Grim's contract should be void. He can't even read.

nor can I, built like Jared, 19.

Ah, seems like Jack does not like Academic Dishonesty.

Chapter 3-5: A Group Counterattack

Shut the fuck up Grim. I am not here. Do not perceive me.

Y'all are so dumb.

NOT THEM

GIRL NOT JUST SOME PEOPLE ENJOYING THE SHOW IN THE BACKGROUND

DAMAGE IMMUNITY

WHO'S MANS IS THIS

THE FUCKEN CONTRACT

I'm finna act outta character

Cuz you can catch these hands, Azul.

GRIM??

Okay, so if magic can't harm it...

I can just rip it with my bare hands, dummy.

Don't perceive me.

Chapter 3-6: A Contractual Setback

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK CROWLEY

HEADMAGE JUMPSCARE

Mang if you don't just expel his ass

Girl what?

...so because it wasn't actually cheating per say, it's all fair play.

"kindly" is a strong word to use there, Crowley.

Damn this is big fucked.

Shite, Leona and me want nothing to do with him and yet here I am.

10%???

THAT AINT SHIT

Listen, Crowley, the only way I can persuade him to stop is to beat his ass.

Bitch, I'll leave.

I'm losing it at Jack's little :3

Chapter 3-7: Observing a Foe

ooo Jack's skipping class~

my choirial ass listening to him

"Don't be mean, don't be mean, don't be mean"

GIRL AIN'T NO WAY HE CAN JUST SPEAK CAT

Thick thighs are fine, Azul.

Not as perfect as Riddle tho

Which is probs one of the reasons why he's the way he is

Nah, Jack let's dip.

Those are called twins, Grim.

Chapter 3-8: A Baiting Duo

And here's comes the thing with Floyd

I don't like that you've obviously done your research Jade.

Step the fuck back.

Ah, so he's a bit of a bitch. Got it.

...the look in Floyd's eyes I swear...

HERE Y'ALL GO AGAIN WITH THIS SHIT

LET'S NOT CALL THE ONE WITH ANIMAL TRAITS (AND BROWN SKINNED) BELLIGERENT

I hate y'all, I really do.

Damn, they bout to be waiting forever

IF I DO WHAT? I AIN'T DOING SHIT

No the fuck I am not, Jack.

These choices are wack.

Grim I will yeet you across this room- don't try me.

Chapter 3-9: Lounge Shorthanded

I do not care for the idle chit-chat. Take me to the Octopus.

Girl I will wait outside. I'm not about to order shit in here.

Damn not abuse in the workplace

They're definitely not getting paid either

In the wise words of Vanitas Kingdom Hearts: Suffer.

Take your applause somewhere else, Ashengrotto.

Chapter 3-10: Collateral Demanded

225 people... what a shame

Grim can't read. His at least should be void.

Damn not him stealing someone voice...

Grim what the hell.

Girl not the to be continued right on the contract terms.

Chapter 3-11: A Contract Signed

Oh you're asking me to steal?

Ya done fucked up buddy.

Prince Rielé? Ah Princess Ariel.

Let's go! Let's drown!

I don't want that.

Why did I let them in my house?

How about I beat y'all up instead?

Chapter 3-12: A Housing Bind

Girl where are we sleeping for the night?

My boys! and Jack (who is not an official boy yet)!

LETS GO I WANNA SEE LEONA MY BELOVED

>:3c

Or, and hear me out Ace, you and Deuce share a bed.

WAIT A MINUTE

ACE

ACE???

Sure you were kidding, Ace.

Chapter 3-13: A Dorm Suite

Not a chance, my ass. I'm staying here whether yo like it or not, Leona.

Ah damn, guess you gotta go, Grim.

LETS GO

I WILL BUNK WITH LEONA MY BELOVED

NOT THE YIP

Grim, mind your manners!

Oh wait... you still don't have any.

And that's everything!

For now.

Rambling Masterlist

#waffle plays twsted #twst #twisted wonderland #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech #leona my beloved

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the-firebird69 · 29 days ago

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We're going to produce several lawsuits they're saying they're going to sewer Sun and Sue our son and try and have me wrapped in court I was saying I'm not going to get you a f****** thing I'm going to take all my inventions back okay this makes sense that's the growling a****** back again. It's Jason and he is a rate already now these people are getting beat up but for real you're so stupid they can't figure it out and they're going to get their asses handed to them pretty soon but he's here because of what was said and he is going to probably yell at Stan. No here's another person here looking through the Cadillac and it looks like Trump and they're searching for something and it seems to be important so they can make a duplicate title or registration but they don't say to you Karen they're looking in the back seat that's a weird. This has been going on for the past 2 days so it seems to be trying to start it to move it or something and we think that it actually is running. So we think it is John r taking the car for some reason but it looks like Stan Jr driving away and I think there's some kind of fuel shut off that she turned off and no it was someone that looked like Stan jr so he is driving off he's aware of that sun is dangerous and wasn't before and he's going to learn the hard way just how dangerous he is complaining and it's angry in our senseless I'm nowhere to work on that stupid tree and he has a f****** bird this is only you talking to me that way or having a bird to calm down or I'll have your limbs ripped off tonight all of them and you don't care so I'm stuffed up your ass make it so you can walk around with it and he says I don't really care for what he's saying I don't care if you care it's going to happen to you. So we're going to enact our plan and the a-hole will probably try it and our son says I got one word for you a hole Con Air and it's one word if it's a hair dryer which i designed I designed but I did that for a reason it's like a shrink wrap body bag so he's not laughing cuz he's heard about it but he's too poor to have them yeah. And he says why well it clamps down on the thing and stops the bleeding so it doesn't pool in it and leak and then it kind of congeals he says that's disgusting I don't really do the work but really that's what Conair is all about and any smiling and saying how long have you known the devil it's not long but it looks pretty good that looks good I'm like you and Mike dodos you look bad and he says boy that's awful so he's going to start working on him you know what they say Jason keep it in the family it's saying that's not what it means I am in the family it says don't make me treat you like a demon like I have been so he's smiling and saying I'm kind of a demon I said you better stop that Tommy is getting a little bit mentally retarded I'm not there to taser you now Tommy I'll be over there in a minute it comes down

The car drove away and it's working fine they had to turn the gas on we think that Judy turned it off and thought she was doomed and it's what I was happy happening to her she's getting stuck there and Trump wanted to grab her and now has her car and we think he might put it at the hospital and our son is saying her car might go to the hospital and he does that he's a weird person and he screwed around with our son and he says you're not in Daniel Webster and he's starting to get a little nervous and he says these creatures are coming in here and they're trying to take our stuff and he's going can you imagine someone with an attitude like that. And he says Billy Hicks you're such a low-level guy you can't imagine anything or see anything your blind is a f****** turkey that was hit with shop pellets I mean you're so goddamn stupid it's aggravating so you're probably not taking it to the hospital and Trump is going to get beat up we think Uncle Frank fixes it up he has to search the car and he changes it to his more normal ubiquitous silver and he's going to ride off in the sunset with our son and thinks about the prison thing and putting Jason in there and trying to get our son in and we know that won't happen we are going to destroy them for it he's got his tire and he's wondering what he should do with it if he puts it in the air and just lets it sit there it might cross link into a shape that's not right he has an idea to put it on the front tire and we kind of think that's a good idea let me put the front on the rear we might have him go ahead and do that maybe tomorrow he says that's a good idea today is pretty much shot puts it on tomorrow and he will put the tire in the Sun for a little bit each day and it's not a bad idea. Now this is going ahead and they're going to try and use the car and they want to take things to Uncle Phil has so he sees it and you saw it the whole time and he says what is your boy doing and he thought that Stan was going to put it somewhere and I don't know where unwanted assistant and he got the car going he knows how to turn the valve and Jason couldn't get his hand in there and he says you put another places that are somewhat tight oh yeah they're not very tight I think he says you're right that's not very interesting to people like you I said nope I'm still a baby but nothing like Mr Hahn that was scary and it's kind of laughing and saying what the hell kind of personal are you and who are you it might be Mark Hensley whoever that is he says I think it's one of these Trump people if not Trump himself and that was awful.

That was Jason and Trump says it wasn't me it's more like Peter McLaughlin and his head was too big he's actually quite small and it's Meghan markle's husband and it's a miracle she's still with him and she's laughing and saying boy was that horrible this whole discussion and it's terrible it might not even fix it loud that might not even fixate a frog. So anyways we are on to another topic. There's a few things happening but that's shrinkage and it's not making miracles husband it is that little Hensley kid and people think that it might be Brad he's saying no then Jason and that's what it is so that little kid is leaving with that peony penis so Trump has a hold of it and he says how how can you get a hold of that and he says it's like a clit. You're going to close your fingers on it and or like a tweezer and now people are laughing so it's a little you two boys have some fun remember I'm not that way. Now the laughing and getting a little sick I suppose a double rate stick a horn up each of your asses and fire it up. Now they're laughing out loud it says the horns are in there and so they regrows them but really if he gets really big he might pull them out of there and they start going we don't really need him to do that do we so yeah we might if you want some of these ships to get cut in half and Mangler will be defending the thing when it start a civil war so they're saying oh boy that's not bad it's like Saturday morning cartoons and they started giggling this is going to suck this kid watch so many cartoons. Now we have a lot to talk about so we're going to print

Thor Freya

Olympus

Yeah she's back and I know what we're talking about we lost him no we know where they're taking it and not to her house now that might be where it's not really our car and it was her friend in the house not her sister we get that and it was a trumpster so he's taking it to her and actually Dan Dave and me but we decided to do that

Stan

So he's saying like I used to to Jolene with my hand which was injured you know you've got here Gilligan and he stopped but I have to fill in the blanks yeah this is ridiculous the car works and I had it taken away Jesus wanted to fix the truck he says and go get glasses I need glasses too I'll tell him I used to work there or something I checked the wreckers but for Christ's sake he's done so much work and it's pretty bad here we're all getting treated bad just wouldn't expect from kids their kids put them in islands and they're going to want the conch the conck people out damn it

...

It's happening right now so we're going to print yeah sure is back Sherry is back and they're talking about it we don't know what they're saying yet

Thor Freya

Olympus

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randomsevans · 5 years ago

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The habit

Steve Roger's x reader

For @jtargaryen18 #30daysofchris2020

Summary: your habit is hard to break , it's too addicting, one more time couldn't possibly hurt. Could it ?

You shouldn't be doing this again. You really shouldn't . Your just gonna get hurt in the long run . But what one more night going to do ? One last time you keep repeating to yourself . Its what you keep remaining yourself as you pull your sheets over and swing your legs around to touch the cold floor panels thanks to the chilly night .its what you repeat to your self as you open your bedroom door and make your way down the hall , to steve bedroom.

It's become a bad habit and you know what they say about habits there hard to break . A habit you know you shouldn't have . A habit you know is going to hurt you one day. It's just like you to catch feeling. But you couldn't help it ,its Steve and those so blue ocean eyes how could you not . This 'habit ' of going to steve bedroom began months ago when you let your friendship get out of hand one night. This 'habit ' usual involed either just sleep in Steve's warmth that you can never get enough of . Or not sleeping as much .

You know it was foolish risking your friendship . But nothing has seem to change for this 'habit ' . Apart from the fact you are falling and cant seem to stop . Even tho it is probably one side . But it might not be , why would he just let you come into his room if he didnt have feeling for you ,? This is an agreement you have had many nights by your self.

Your thoughts quickly stop , as you realise you are finally at your destination. In front of steve door . You were about to knock like you always do until you hurt some weird noise . Sounds that shouldn't come out of Steve room , well at least when your not in there .

'Maybe its coming from another room ?'

'Maybe it's from a tv ?'

You decide it was nothing and knock the door anymore . And the noise suddenly stopped. Dead silence you till your head in confusion.

While you hear a door open , it's not the one infrount of you , you turn around to see bucky come out of his room , with his eyes closed .

"Oh thank god , they final stop ,i was about to knock the door " he final open his eyes and there automatically widen .

"Y/n wh... what are you doing out here ?" He whispered , "should you .. you know " he pointed at the door "be in there with Steve?" He questioned just as confused as you .

'He must of know about you and steve ?'

A blush creep your cheeks "I was .... just about t..."

He cut you short .

"Ohhh ..." he paused and your saw his lips move you could of swear his months 'you stuiped montherfuker Roger's 'this only confused you more .

' doll why dont you come in my room for 5 minutes " you tilt your head confution .

"Why ?" You giggles. He just gave you a sad glance and reached a hand out for you , "please ?"

It was then you heard the door behind you . Steve's bedroom door . You glance at Bucky who just shakes his head , you just chuckle nervously, not understanding a thing. Until you turn your head towards steve door. Expecting to see steve in his usual night attire. But instead Sharon with a robe around her . Her hair messed up and neck flushed with little bruises.

You heart sank.

Chest tighted .

"Yes ?" She questioned quite impatiently as if in a rush to return to her activities .

You couldn't move, you couldn't speak. You just stared at the ground in embarrassment .

"Ummm I just wanted you two to keep it down " Bucky came and stood next to and put and arm around your waist. Allowing you to took your head in his shoulder .

"Oh sorry I'll tell Steve then " she giggles putting her hand infrount of her mouth.

"Thanks me and y/n will be going now " James turns you to around and head into his room . Fully knowing you shouldn't be by your self right now.

"You and y/n in same room , I didnt know you to were to..." sharon was beginning to question.

"We are just heading bed now Sharon , we couldn't sleep cuz of you two so if you dont mind keeping it down ?"

"Sure !"

It was at this point James had pushed into his bedroom while he was still outside and shut the door . This left you more confused until you head futher mumbles and then followed by laughter . You know that laugh anywhere the only man you had allow your self to fall for . 'Stuiped stuiped you ' Steve was outside now . Then you heard Buckys uncomfortable laugh and goodnight.

You could only make out the blurry shapes as, James door closed and came up next to you and wrapped his armes around you , this allowed you to face his chest . And finally let the tears fall .

Bucky began to rub your back repeating the same things " I'm so sorry " " his an idiot " " oh forget about him " " it's okay " " it's all gonna be okay " "he didnt see you " " I'm so sorry " "you are nothing compared to Carter " "now come on l/n you dont deserve this , he will soon realise "

You couldn't help the loud snob and your chest began to loosen .

"James what's going on ?"

You turned your head towards James bed and notice a redhead . No other then Natasha. God if this night couldn't get any more embarrassing.

Bucky leaves your side and goes over to Nat .

"Well , Steve has just made the biggest mistake of his life " Bucky chuckled going of to Nat .

Nat shoot up noticing you and your tears "y/n!" Then she goes full momma bear "what the fuck has he done our peach " you could she her shaking with anger . 'Peach ' is the nick name she gave you on your first day and stuck ever since .

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You sat at the kitchen isle along with Nat , Bucky , Tony and Sam other was still asleep or working out . After along night of crying and explaining your 'habit " with Nat and Bucky (which they already figured out) you was emotional and physical drained .

You were eating your bowl of cereal in silence, when you drop your spoon into the still full bowl , making the milk splash around you. Being everyone attention to you and then followed you eye line towards steve and sharon who had walk in together hand in hand.

Your chest tighten 'so it wasnt just one time mistake ' you felt the tears threaten to make another appearance you dont understand how , you just assumed that you were all dried up. Bucky was shaking his head , while Nat looked pissed as . Bucky placed a hand on her arm to keep her seated .

"Morning all " steve said .

"Morning " said in unison but it was of putting and out of tone . As you whisper and Nat snapped.

"Oh my , oh my, what do we have hear ?" Tony shouted with excitement walking towards steve and Sharon who were sharing a disgusting wide smile. "Does the Captain final have a girlfriend?" He joked laughing.

"Actual yes !" Steve said happily making everyone stop , including your heart.

"What !" Buckh finally snapped .

"Me and sharon " steve smile only widen bring his and Sharon hands up.

"How long?" Nat bark .

"Nearly a month " sharon spoke up .

'What !' You mentally shouted , that why hes been so distance. But he still allowed you in his bed . Now it all came clear . He didnt have feeling for you, like you did . He just thought you needed comforting.

"Well this is good new " Tony shouted "isn't everyone "

"Yeah " " sure " congrats " was shared around. While you just nodded holding back the waterfall and trying to remember how to breath. As Nat only glared in anger and turned to you and Bucky , who both said in unions "he just made the biggest fuckin mistake of his life " they whisper yelled .it made you chuckle about , no wonder there a couple , there the female and Male version of each other.

In the corner of your eye you saw Steve and Sharon make there way towards you. But just in the nick of time time Buck stands in between you and Steve .leaving Rogers only to frown .

"Come on y/n we got training to do " bucky said and you nodded in agreement and stood up from your stool and began to walk with nat to the training room

"But me and her usually tra....."Steve began almost saying it as if he was distracted. Bucky just turned around and ignored him , heading towards you and Nat . Leaving Steve looking towards that direction confused.

One things for sure ,the habit is broken.

#chris evans #captain america #steve rogers #chris evans fanfiction #chris evans x reader #fanfic #steve rogers x reader #30daysofchris2020

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kikoqueenofrats · 4 years ago

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I'm on a role today

only cuz I've already got like, 12 of these chapter written in advance- tbh I'm trying to get all of these out before I get the 13th one done hehe-

ONWARDS! To the rope swing chapter!! @toastraccoon

Dark...

It was dark....

Cel groaned as his consciousness slowly came back to him and tried stretching his aching limbs out.

Only to find that they were tightly tied together.

Cels eyes were slowly beginning to open when the memories of recent events suddenly hit him in the brain.

"Mari!" He gasped, eyes shooting open and beginning to frantically look around, looking for his friend...

His friend....

The friend he had ignored in favour of finding out where his...stupid game was.

"Hey look who's finally awake" a dark voice chuckled, causing Cel to tense up. As his vision finally cleared he managed to spot the stick the dark voice had come from.

They were a dark, stormy, blue coloured stick and the look they were currently giving Cel made him feel unsafe.

The storm blue stick smirked at Cels' fearful expression "Hey boss!" They called behind them, Cel followed their gaze and spotted the dark purple stick from before.

"One of the prisoners woke up, want me to put em back to sleep?" Cel flinched as sparks of electricity crackled across the storm blue sticks hand.

"Nah, he's not gonna cause much trouble, besides I wanna talk to him" the dark purple stick patted their friends shoulder before making their way over to Cel.

"YEAH BOLT! he wants to talk to the prisoner!" A light yellow stick suddenly made themselves known as they got up in Bolt's face. Bolt huffed at the yellow sticks childishness and turned away from them, beginning to walk over to dark purples side.

"Hey!"

Cels eyes snapped towards the dark purple stick now looming over him.

"Ignore her, she's just trying to start up a fight" the purple stick sighed as she began poking Bolts face.

Bolt seemed to be staying strong however and made no move to attack her.

Though it looked like their patience was beginning to run out.

"Now" dark purple clapped their hands together, once again catching Cels attention "back to business...remember when I told you that I knew where your game was?"

Cel nodded almost buzzing in anticipation, though a familiar twinge in his stomach calmed him down a bit.

"I know where it is...because I used to live there" dark purple seemed to scowl at the memory of it, but their expression quickly changed to a muted smirk.

"I can tell you the games name if you want" Bolt and light yellow momentarily paused in their one-sided bickering and stared at dark purple in shock.

"You'll have to do something for us first though" at that the other two sticks went back to their playful fight.

"What do you want?" Cel asked, looking at the stick standing over him suspiciously. As much as he wanted to get back to his home safe and sound; He didn’t want to risk losing too much in order to get there.

For now however he was forced to trust the dark purple stick standing in front of him; maybe they would let something slip.

Dark purples grin grew at that "You know, after bringing in as many sticks as I have to this stickfight-" They pointed towards what looked like an open tab and Cels mind suddenly short-circuited.

Wait...where are we?

Cel began looking around as much as a bound stick could, but before he could figure out if they had moved computers or not dark purples voice caught his attention again.

"...become suspicious, most of the websites around here recognize me and my group as bad news, we need a new face to help us lure in sticks in order for us to meet our quota, because if we don't we'll end up in the ring instead" dark purple looked away and Cel couldn't help but feel sorry for the group.

Cel had heard of stickfight rings from Mari and he honestly did not want to get anywhere near a place like that.

Even if it meant getting back to his home afterwards.

Dark purple knelt down in front of Cel before speaking "so what's it going to be, buddy? Join us? Or end up in the ring with your friend?"

The sound of someone struggling reached Cels ears and he turned, spotting Mari trying to wriggle out of the cuffs clamped around their arms Cel had to stop himself from reaching over to try and calm his friend down.

Cel had a plan...and that plan meant keeping himself as far away emotionally from Mari as possible.

No matter how much it hurt.

"Okay, I'll join you," Cel said, trying to keep as much regret out of his eyes as he could;

Mari stopped struggling at that and looked up at Cel in shock.

Dark purple smirked "well that was easy" they chuckled before reaching into a trouser pocket and pulling out a key. "I thought you'd fight more, does that guy really mean that little to you" Dark purple looked at Cel curiously, still holding the key in their hands.

Cel swallowed down the guilty feeling, putting on his most uncaring look before saying.

"I was only using them to get back home...I don't need them anymore..."

A sob.

Then another.

Cel almost broke at that sound.

He wasn't expecting that...he wasn't expecting Mari to start crying...

Dark purple studied Cels face for a few moments before sighing and throwing the key at him.

They looked disappointed...

Cel didn't have enough time to think when a loud bang echoed through the space. Dark purple turned around to see Light yellow and Bolt fighting with each other.

Looks like both of them had some sort of power...

This was going to be harder than Cel thought it would be.

As soon as Dark purple ran over to separate the two Cel quickly went to work, unlocking the cuffs around his hands before going to untie the ropes tightly wrapped around his legs.

Cel looked up to check if Dark purple was still trying to deal with the fight, they were, before scooting over to Mari.

They looked a mess and it wasn't just because they were desperately trying not to cry. Burn marks stretched across their back, revealing a small patch of red Cel recognized as damaged code.

Cel cringed inwardly before remembering what he had to do, gently grabbing Maris arm he went to work on the lock.

Mari flinched slightly at the touch, looking up in surprise. That surprise only deepened when they saw the person currently setting them free.

They smiled in relief as Cel pulled the now unlocked cuffs off of Maris hands and began working the rope around their legs.

"HEY!"

They both jumped, looking over to see the group of stickfigures had noticed their escape attempt.

Mari quickly tried jumping to their feet, flinching inwardly as their back flared up but quickly ignoring it in favor of grabbing Cels hand and running.

They were quickly followed by the group, who were also yelling at Dark purple for trusting Cel enough to untie him as they pursued.

Mari suddenly stopped, Cel crashing into their back as a result. Mari let out an involuntary gasp of pain at that. Though they quickly regained their composer.

"No time for pain" they thought "their catching up!"

Looking around for a way to get across the floor of code deletion Mari quickly spotted a file hanging just above it.

Smirking they quickly threw their rope at it, after securing it they turned around.

Cel was currently standing in front of Mari, readying himself for the fight that he thought was coming.

Luckily for Cel, Mari had other ideas; They grabbed Cel around his waist pulling him into their chest before stepping back and running forward.

Only just making it into the air before Dark purple could grab them.

Cel screamed, wrapping his arms around Maris neck and keeping his legs as far away from the red floor as much as possible as they swung across the pit.

As Mari was about to let go of the file Cel looked up at Them and a warm feeling suddenly made its way across his cheeks.

This confused Cel for a few moments before realization smacked him right in the face.

"Why now!?!"

Cel thought as he desperately tried to hide how flustered he was in Maris shoulder. Before he could fully process the new emotion Mari landed safely onto the other side.

Looking back one more time to see the other group quickly working on deactivating the code deletion floor Mari quickly made their way towards the WiFi icon.

Still holding onto Cel, Mari Pulled it open and jumped inside, not bothering to look back as they knew the group wouldn't get to them in time.

As they phased into the new computer Mari finally let out the breath they had currently been holding back. Collapsing onto the ground Mari buried their face into Cels shoulder.

They stayed like that for a while, slowly processing the emotions they were currently feeling.

"You...you gave up your game for me..." Mari whispered, head still buried in Cels shoulder.

"Yeah..." Cel whispered back, head also buried in Maris shoulder.

"You're my...my friend...I...I wasn't about to leave you in a place like that"

Mari smiled at that, they used to worry that Cel only hung around them because they were helping him find his game.

Now though they knew Cel actually cared about them.

Now they finally had their first real friend.

#Cel and Mari #animation vs animator #alan becker #stickocs #tw injury #tw kidnapping #tw romance #New Ocs!!#I'll get bios out for them soon!#as in immediately after this post #I've drawn a lot of stuff for this story-

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