#Ohmygosh

[bcbdrums]

I just blew my own mind y'all WHAT IF..... Stein's experiments on Spirit were nothing but an elaborate drawn-out prank to make Spirit think he was experimenting on him, just for the lulz. And then it majorly backfired.

Dude.

[johannamason07]

Forget about the Lucy Gray conspiracy theories, here's my conspiracy theory that Cato's name is actually from the word "cat" it needs no proof it is in fact not even a theory it's a fact he's a cat boy he's a furry that's why the mutts loved him so much they were like "yeah he's one of us"

[myungjaehyun]

[oh-hell-help-me]

July 8: Video Games Day

Bowser wasn’t one for video games, at first.

Junior was the first to get into them, obtaining a variety of consoles that have taken a good portion of his room- which is impressive, considering the rest of it was filled with his bed, art supplies, and hundreds of canvases.

He thought that Junior would be the only child to have an interest in them.

Until he found Ludwig playing “Guitar Villian” with Junior cheering him on.

After that, the other Koopalings started trickling into the hobby as well, with each delving into genres that contributed variety to Junior’s collection.

Larry was predictably drawn towards the adventure/Beat-‘em-Up genres that exuded flashy action sequences and mechanics. However, he was also a bit picky about which he plays, as Bowser found out the hard way.

Morton, on the other hand, surprisingly liked mystery-oriented games like “Professor Clayton”, or “Sphinx Bright: Ace Attorney”. He is also surprisingly good at them, but only if he lets himself stew over the information he’s given (and remembers where he left off).

Wendy was someone who enjoyed anything from the "Barbee" series, although Bowser couldn’t see the connection between that and the gorey Horror games she likes. He’s not sure if he ever wants to know.

Iggy was the one who enjoyed Sci-fi games like “Malter Effect”- usually getting drawn in by the promise of complex technological ‘world building’, but then somehow ending up obsessed with the fictional characters.

Roy had a preference for laid-back games like "Laircraft", liking to build fortresses, treehouses, and other architectural projects that could be made in a cubical world.

Lemmy was the one who liked playing simulators, some of which seem to be ‘out there’ in terms of what the simulation is- like being in control of a Piranha Plant or living through historical tragedies.

Ludwig liked any and every type of musical or rhythm-based game. The sudden veer toward “Just Stomp” was a surprise, of course, but logically followed the same principles he enjoyed with “Rhythm Heck”.

Junior still had his preference for racers and sport-related games, but the gradual inclusion of the collective Koopaling collection has made him try other games- having more success with Larry’s and Roy’s recommendations.

Heck, even Bowser got roped into participating in their gaming sessions. If not as an onlooker, then as a teammate or opponent. It… was more fun than he anticipated.

So, when he married Luigi (with his kids’ insistence and Mario’s blessing), he felt like he only had to wait a week before finding Luigi in the same boat.

And then he found out his husband was a bit of a gamer too. Just…

Not exactly the same level as the kids.

For whatever Grambi-damned reason, Luigi was ridiculously lucky in anything involving chance.

Secret Combos? Completely discovered by accident.

Finding randomized clues? Somehow uses the correct sequence of finding them even when he visibly looks lost.

Horror game survival? Always chooses the right path or figures out the quickest way to defeat the creature/bad guy.

Speech checks? Always passed on the first try.

"Laircraft" Loot? Roy immediately started farming cave chests with Luigi ‘taking a turn’.

Unlocking hidden achievements? Always, always getting at least one every session.

Following the rhythm of a new song? Somehow never stumbles despite his clumsiness.

Getting power up’s in a racer game? Always the right one for the situation, especially ones that get Luigi into 1st place.

The fact that his luck is ridiculous enough to transcend genres is a point of wonder (and bets) among his kids, and Bowser ended up dreading the day they run out of games to lob at him.

And then they turned to card games- specifically poker.

It was a type of videogame that Bowser couldn’t get- why gamble play a virtual game of cards if you could do it easily in real life?

And, knowing that Luigi used to work in a casino (so many questions, so little answers), Bowser figured he’d have that game in the bag.

And then he saw him lose, for the first time ever.

The Koopalings, who have gathered to spectate another success, were stunned silent as they realized that Luigi LOST.

Bowser was stunned silent, but for a different reason:

Luigi looked resigned- like this happened before.

“I guess there are rules in this world that never change…”

“What.”

"Ah," Luigi just blinks at them all, not understanding the sheer significance of what they witnessed. "I'm not good with card games."

“What.”

"Um. I'm not good with them?"

“Mama, surely you're joking.... you're not joking ohmystars-"

"Why would I joke about that?"

"Why would you be horrible with card games?"

"Not horrible! Just... unlucky."

...

Even far outside the castle, citizens of the Koopa Kingdom have heard a loud, collective snort that conveyed varying levels of disbelief.

But they continue their day, blaise and knowing that Luigi is the cause of it.

[claiireluv]

ugh he’s so stupid I love him

[celestial-bell-drop]

Introducing... The Hallucinations AU!

I'm really happy with how these turned out, and I hope to expand on this AU if people like it! Oh my god these too way too long

This will be the master post for future posts related to it, so asks are encouraged lol

**DELETING THIS AU**

Context: I didn't do proper research on Schitzophrenia and thus makes this AU inaccurate and unfinished, and I don't want to get bashed for that. The designs are still mine, however, and may be salvaged if I make another AU in the future.

[toho-dunnoes]

Guess who found an app better than ibis painnttt [:

Me.

Auaghhrrghh~

[crystalmagpie447]

You’ve been reblogging this fella a lot, lately…

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THE WAY I SCREAMED

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[cherlawa-panna]

Jackpot and Black Cat #1 Saturday Morning Variant Cover by Sean Galloway

[the-ascendant-doodler]

What are you top 5 most favourite songs of all time? send this to 5 of your favourite followers when you answer! if you get a second one say your top five favourite artists and if you get a third say your top 5 favourite albums!

OH. MY. GOODNESS.

I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS QUESTION THANK YOU

MUSIC IS LITERALLY MY WHOLE LIFE MY PASSION MY PERSONALITY

Basically I consider myself a jazz musician so most of my music taste is just jazz stuff(it's the best thing to ever exist)

Misty - Sarah Vaughan and Laufey (separate versions)

Haunted - Laufey

What You Won't Do For Love - Bobby Caldwell

The Girl from Ipanema - Stan Getz and João Gilberto

Águas de Março - Elis Regina and Antônio Carlos Jobim

And MANY MANY MORE BUT. These really spoke to me

[nonsensethoughtz]

she could break my heart and i'd just be happy i got to hold her hand

[pageofheartdj]

Superior version:

Luz vs Hunter over whose book Collector will read first. Space or Magic!

Winner: Amity who reads with Collector Otabin’s story!

[ineffableangelics]

[staranghae]

AHHHHHH!!!!! 100 FOLLOWERS LET'S GOOOOOO!!!

OHMYGOSH 100?!?! WHERE DID Y'ALL COME FROM??? ILOVE YALL SOMUCH 🩷🩷🩷🩷

OKAYYY I HAVE TO PLAN MY MILESTONE EVENT AND ILL POST THE TEASER RN 🩷🩷🩷

[celestial-bell-drop]

Hi :D

[barbiedha-deactivatingsoon]

It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳