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girldraki · 6 months ago

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#oh my god?????#txt #STOP FOLLOWING US!!! WE DONT POST LIKE THIS. WE POST JFK RPF #'blah hah hah and everyone clapped' don't you want to live in a world of beauty? with us?#‘why can’t i reblog this?’ Because trads started going He dodged a bullet in our notifications

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great-and-small · 5 months ago

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Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

#I told my brother (in the ag field) this and he said ‘oh those are definitely turf bros’#apparently entomology is a required course if you want to specialize in golf course management which I guess is a career that some desire #and there is some Westside story type beef between the turf bros taking entomology for pest control reasons and future PHDs who love bugs #actually chatted with them later they were very lovely

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eggsistential-breakdown · 3 months ago

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Okay, but hear me out -- what if his parents weren't usually red and blue?

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glitter-stained · 5 months ago

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Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

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Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

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Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

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And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

#supportive goons #Jason read somewhere that showing vulnerability helps being a good leader #they have pool parties #the goons love jason #best mafia boss ever #he knows all their names and helps their kids study for school #they're all very concerned to find out he's 19 #jason todd #under the hood #under the red hood #red hood's goons #oh to be a zombie drug lord in this economy #they're a little confused but they got the spirit #batman #batfam #batfamily #batman and robin #assigned trans at goon

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agave · 3 months ago

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as a root vegetable, parsnip naturally desires to return to the earth 🌏🥕

#the root #hes always getting under the rug and either rolling around or just sitting #cat #oh he's famous #if you're curious i named him parsnip because stardew valley speedrunners refer to them as snips and i thought that was cute #his nickname is snippy #lore dump for anyone who decides to check out source

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punnifullife · 5 months ago

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Based off this post. funny doodles i took too seriously.

#dick grayson #teen titans #dc comics #tt03 #"tt03 robin is too serious to be dick OH YEAH? he may be edgey but he's still got that goofball energy underneath all that teenage edge ok #punnifulart

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hinamie · 2 months ago

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to moving forward

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk art #yuji itadori #gojo satoru #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itadori yuuji #megumi fushiguro #jjk spoilers #satoru gojo #jjk manga spoilers #hina.comic #before any1 says anything i KNOw his birthday is in december ik ik ik this is just 2 show some post-battle bonding after the trauma #its winter in canon n megumi's birthday has passed and he spent it being piloted like a mech so they need to celebrate Now!!#also this was technically a request lmao anon wanted megumi birthday angst hehehehhe i hope u like it <3 bc it KILLED ME DEAD #im going to collapse remember when i said this wasnt harder than the hydrangeas im having second thoughts #page 8 made me want to bash my head in #could have stuck with one flashback image could have left them monochrome could have done literally anything 2 ease the workload #but noooo the chronic overachiever in me would not allow it #rule of threes i had to include all of them and they Had to be in colour it wouldn't have hit the same if i had kept it monochrome #i needed it to look how childhood memories look i needed it to look oversaturated and hazy and fond but unmistakably Gone #it may have killed me but im so proud of this rn like from an art style perspective these megumis and yuujis r top tier by my standards #personal favourites r the first and last panel of crying megumi like not 2 pat myself on th back but expression?????? hello??????#enjoy your cake megumi you've earned it <333 sorry fr hurting ur feelings it will happen again #oh my god i can sleep tonight bless <333 and i met my 3 day deadline NICE im so good at what i do

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otto-doctavius · 3 months ago

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domesticated animal

#jk he still bites #not super happy with how Wade looks but #oh well. it’s just a doodle and I’m tired of messing with it lmao #poolverine #deadclaws #deadpool and wolverine #logan howlett #wolverine #deadpool #wade wilson #art tag

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angstflavoured · 2 months ago

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i dont think bill would be used to someone actually liking him.... especially as much as ford did like it was embarrassing

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whywoulditho · 7 months ago

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this is the ONLY damian wayne design i accept by the way. brown skin, a crooked nose, dark green eyes and thick eyebrows. keep that white-washed monstrosity away from me

#'oh but he's only a quarter arab!' i'm only a quarter second away from punching you in the face #damian wayne #batman #robin #DC comics #DC #designs

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merchantphoto · 4 months ago

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biden’s team during every commercial break

#debate #presidential debate #biden #trump #house md #fr he looks so sick #obv better than trump but oh lord

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bbbbbbbbatman · 5 months ago

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Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

#the first time it happens he's just like oh whoops that'll be awkward #the second time: well that's not ideal #the third time: fucking hell why did i make a persona that cant keep it in his pants #Clark angsting about why his best friend doesn't trust him enough to tell him his secret identity:#:( why doesn't he trust me after all we've been through together #bruce: i have fucked too many people here including you and you can never know #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #mine

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pocket-dragon · 11 months ago

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