#Oh comon guys! the boys were fighting;

[hiredassault]

[r0s3s26]

Iwazumi and Bokuto when they see there partner punch someone

(I also think that whenever there are scenarios of y/n getting bothered/hit on by someone there boyfriends are always the one saving em, but nah im making y/n a crashout🫡🫡, also daichi was apart of this but I made his uber long so I might post it as its own oneshot lol, tell me what yall think)

Cw/Tw: Unwanted advances/touches, violence, swearing, general male creepiness

WC: 1061

Back story:

So you are the manager of your boyfriend's volleyball team. You're at a tournament at the moment and you realize that almost all the water bottles are empty, so you take the metal box of water bottles and start to walk to the water fountain outside of the court.

While you’re filling up the water bottles a random volleyball player walks up to you and corners you, “hey so I saw you over there and I think you're really cute” “No thank you i’m in a relationship” you reply in disgust, the guy smelling like straight ass, but you wanna be respectful because you are in public.

You try to walk away from the situation but he keeps following you “Comon baby, you know you want me”(gag) you turn to face him with a “Trust me I do NOT want you” you reply less nicely as before, raising your voice a bit. Coincidently the team walks out to try and look for you because you have been gone for so long. They see you and the dude and your boyfriend is about to step in and the unthinkable happens…

Iwaizumi:

Kindichi is the first person to realize that you have been gone for a while, making everyone else start to question also. Iwa starts going into fight or flight mode trying not to freak out cause HIS partner is missing- then Oikawa steps in and says “its ok Iwa-Chan, im sure y/n-chan is perfectly fine”(how wrong he was).

They decided to travel in one big group so they could spot you from every angle, they got closer to the water fountains and then saw what's going on, and they were not happy, but Iwa was fuming. The first person that sees you getting hit on is Makki and then he pulls Iwaizumi to look also, but when he looks over he see this dude grabbing you arm trying to pull you in and Iwa goes to book it then all he sees is the same dude on the ground gripping his nose.

“OH MY GOD YOU CRAZY BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?” he yelled at you, people passing by started to look, “I told you to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU LIMP DICK BITCH” you yelled back with a scowl on your face. You turned around and saw the team, including your boyfriend, looking at you and your face starts heating up more out of embarrassment than rage “heyyy guys” you say sheepishly looking down slightly.

Oikawa started frantically shouting “OMG Y/N ARE YOU OK WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU-” Iwaizumi pushed his head down and yelled “Shut up Shittykawa” and then started walking over to you, “Hey honey are you ok? Did he hurt you, do I have to go over there and talk to him-” Now you are interrupting by kissing him, you pull away and smile a bit “I promise, now let's go win this game.

You grabbed the water bottle cart and started to was towards the stadium, when you were out of ear shot the rest of the boys started talking “Wow there so badass” Maddog said, “Yea and super hot” Yahaba whispered back Maddog and Kindichi agree, “WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?” Iwa yelled as he turned his head toward them, “NOTHING” all 3 of them said back and started speed walking towards the gym.

Bokuto:

“Hey Akaashi, do you know where Y/N went?” Bokuto said with a slight frown starting to form on his face, “Know I don’t Bokuto-san, but I do believe she went to get all the water bottles filled” Akaashi replied back.

Bokutos pout started to get deeper as he started getting nervous about your whereabouts “Im gonna go look for them” He said abruptly “Lets go Akaashi” he said grabbing the setters arm, Akaashi had a deadpan look on his face cause in his gut he new trouble was brewing.

When the dynamic duo did reach you it was in the middle of you yelling at the guy; “Bro said I have a boyfriend, fuck off” you said with an angry tone “Comon everyone says that, I know you want me” “No the fuck I do not, just take the hint and leave me alone” you said turning around and trying to walk away, but the annoying player had other plans.

He tried grabbing you by your waist to pull you in but once you felt his hand on you, you immediately turned around and socked him in the face, causing him to stumble back and hold his nose. Now from Bokuto's pov it looked like he was going to have to step in and save you and be the amazing boyfriend we know he is, but before he even got the chance he saw you turn around and punch him. His reaction was to laugh at the dude falling, and then go to check on you.

“OMG MY BABY ARE YOU OK” He ran over and started holding your head to his chest and kissing the top of your head, “Im ok Bokuto I promise” you reply back kissing the part of his chest that covers his heart. “Now my y/n, why didn’t you tell me you had a punch like that” “Bo I didn’t even know I could punch like that” you both look at each other and then start to laugh a little.

You both look over to Akaashi who is now looking at the guy on the ground with a small smile “I would not want to be you right now” he says with a polite chuckle. Bokuto also looks over to the guy on the ground and starts to walk over “You know, your lucky that my number one is such a badass, because if I was even 5 seconds earlier, you would have had to deal with me, and I would not be as nice as them” He said in tone that you have never heard before from him.

After successfully scaring away the player bothering you Bokuto grabs you up in his arms and starts to run to the stadium “I gotta keep you in my arms so know one else will bother you” he says before kissing your cheek “Don’t worry Bo I think everyone gets the hint”.

(Author: I hope everyone enjoys, and also that im taking headcanon request so if anyone has an ides they wanna put into words please drop one in my inbox🫶🏽)

[melodyreviews]

Special Review : My experience in The Fellowship : Break The Wall in Brazil.

Today I'm going actually going to tell about my experience on The Fellowship Tour, talking about not only about the concert but about the whole experience since the beginning.

First of all please don't mind that my video and photos are aways in bad quality or shaky, I have a condition that my hands can't stop shaking even if it's just a little. I don't know if it's me that can't use tumblr well or if it's tumblr that allows only one video but well I wish I could post more videos even if it's shaky but there's only one! Also keep in mind that there's loud noises in the video so kinda:

CW : loud noises, screaming and mentions of bad experience with crowds and little description of a crisis.

My experience is kinda mixed up because the show was good, the boys were amazing but there was some other things that just didn't go well.

The organization was just so bad, really bad, the line for the show was horrible, they didn't organized the line (it wasn't a line at all, just a horrible crowd) and everyone was just squeezed and some people with really bad empathy and zero comon sense were just pushing in, which made everything worse. I have a hard time with crowds and being touched so I was just giving my all to not have a crisis right there because that day was supposed to be perfect, I was supposed to have fun.

After hours that were like hell I finally entered the stadium and I was like "Oh finally everything will be better", silly me, really. Some people were fighting and others were again jumping in and pushing in the middle of the crowd, me and my friends couldn't have a break until a little before the show. I was with my emotions mixed because it was just so beautiful everyone screaming Jongho's name and singing before the show but at the same time I was having a very hard time because I can't stand loud noises and crowds, like yes I was screaming and singing too, I was having fun but it was tough. I was almost vomiting when my friend's friend gave me a motion sickness medicine, bless her by the way, so when the VCR started I could hang on a little bit and then Halazia started and I was really in awe, THEY WERE REAL, they were right there in front of me, they were absolutely stunning but besides being in awe and trying to sing along, having fun, I was also trying to pick myself up and hang on, bottling up everything and guys... Don't do that, really just don't bottle your emotions, you will just explode, like I did. I can't remember when but I just started crying because people were pushing too much trying to be closer to the stage and the loud noses were too much that I was extremely overwhelmed, I was shaking and crying and then people started to move away a little bit, bless them too.

Although I was overwhelmed and calmed a bit when people moved away a bit, I got closer to my friend and started to squeeze her sometimes (when I felt more overwhelmed) so that I could hang on being closer to the stage, I couldn't bring myself give up from seeing them closer, it was my first time seeing them, maybe the only time I will ever see them.

They were just so lovely, so amazing, so spectacular, every performance they gave it their all, they are the real deal. Every single song you could feel their carisma, their passion and how emotional they were about being there performing at a stadium and with people really screaming and interacting with all of them (and singing Jongho's parts so loud!!!). It's so comforting knowing how they loved Brazil and it gets me emotional to think about how I was there, being a part of this lovely moment with them.

Their stage presence is really from another world, specially San's, sometimes I just couldn't keep my eyes from him, he was THE moment, the blueprint for real. All of them captivated me, seriously, each one of them have their own charm and you can't help but just fall in love with them. I fell in love with them even more, I was just completely obsessed with them after the show, I couldn't stop saying how beautiful and how good and amazing they are. Even having a crisis in the middle of the show and being overwhelmed couldn't stop me from enjoying them, singing with them, dancing with them, interacting with them and loving them even more, ATEEZ really just have that effect on you, they just bring the best out of you, they really are artists and I couldn't be more happier that I went to that concert.

They promised to bring Jongho next time, they promised to come back to Brazil and I know they will keep their promise and I just can't help but imagine that it will be more amazing and grandious, even if they just did the performance of their lives that night, I know that they will outdo themselves next time, because that's just how they are, breaking their own walls just to do their best to their fans and hypnotize everyone even if it's not an atiny.

ATEEZ deserved that show on a stadium, people criticized them at first for being a "young" group and having a performance on a stadium already but I'm sure ATEEZ shut their mouths because they made everything perfect on that show even if people were having a hard time before, they just healed everyone with great charisma and keeping the crowd entertained, simply hypnotized with great voices, dances and a amazing performances and interactions overwall.

The public too was great for them, interacted with them, it was just an amazing trade of love and affection, the public and ATEEZ were just so passionate and ardent that I couldn't feel cold even if it was cold and raining, I couldn't even feel the rain on me at all, this is how great they were, I couldn't feel or mind the rain because my attention was on them and only them, even my hard moment felt so distant towards the end of the show because I was solely focusing on them (and squeezing my friend for support too).

That's it, ATEEZ is just so ardent that the cold just disappear, that's their effect and I was glad to presence this, I think everyone who was on the show that day felt their brain chemistry change too, because I felt mine change.

[fieldfullofbangtan]

bts imgn: taking care of them when they are drunk (friends)

holy poop this is my first ever imagine and it is WAY too long im gonna try to make it shorter in the future lol

(also im taking requests! so send emmmm)

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✎ masterlist

SeokJin

Jin would call you at 3am asking you to pick him up from a bar. You knew that the boys sometimes went out to grab a drink but this time Jin was alone which was weird. He didn’t- or couldn’t say much more than just “(Y/N) please can you come pick me up? Im at the usual place...”. 

When you got there he sat outside on a bench napping, you had to pretty much carry him to the car. He crashed at your place cause you thought him getting drunk might be because of some fight he had with the others. When he woke up he explained.

“Did I puke?”

“God I hope not...” you say worried looking around.

“Sorry... The bar had a drink called unicorn poop and it tasted like cotton candy and I think we all had one too many so the boys left without noticing I went to the bathroom...”

Just as he finished that sentence the front door busts open and 6 men run inside looking scared shitless. When they spot Jin on the couch they all sigh in relief.

“Thank god...”

( vv him being groggy af in the morning vv )

Namjoon

Namjoon can drink, everybody knows that. He is usually the one who acts the most sober and takes care of the others. But you’re not that bad of a drinker yourself. A few cocktails and a few shots is no biggie. So when you all went out one night Jin and Suga had to bring the lightweights home because they were all basically asleep 2.5  hours in. 

You and Namjoon were just beginning though. After another 1.5 hours of dancing and drinking your feet started to hurt and the music was getting too loud. You walk around to try to find Joon but he is nowhere to be seen. Suddenly somebody hugs you from behind. Getting ready to headbutt whatever creep is behind you, he says

“Can we go home now pleaaaase” 

You laugh at how dorky Joon is being. He’s only like this is he’s wasted. He becomes a 9 year old boy who has abandoment issues.

“Sure but you will need to let me go cause I can’t move when you are hugging me like this” you say as you laugh.

“Fine...” he says as he pouts.

The club is walking distans to their dorm so you decide to just walk with him and crash there. The 15 minute walk is filled with corny dad jokes, waves of compliments and occasional deep thoughts. You even have to save him from walking into a few lamp posts and poles.

Waking up at their dorms the day after you see a message on your phone. 

Namjoon 9:30

- we had to leave early for practice this morning but we left you some Doenjang soup. thanks for a fun night out and if you tell anyone about how drunk i was last night you are no longer allowed to borrow my clothes. ily :)

(vv you are yoongiiii vv)

Yoongi

You hear someone knocking at your door at 12pm. The smart thing to do is grab a frying pan and hide in the closet, but this is not the first time something like this has happened. Yoongi has a tendency to drink when he is feeling down and with the holidays coming up, the possibility of him not being able to spend it with his family usually gets to him. The sloppy, barely audible knocks also point to it being a drunk Yoongi.

Opening the door he is looking at his feet, hair covering his face. 

“Come in...” 

“Im sorry you always have to deal with me when I’m like this...” he mumbles.

He couldn’t really talk about it with the others because they are most likely just as upset or stressed. It would just end in 7 grown men drinking their sadness away together.

You don’t say much. You grab a beer, a bottle of water and a few blankets from your couch and drag him with you up to the roof of your apartment buildning. Thankfully it’s not freezing cold out and your hoodie plus a few layers of blankets is just enough to warm you. You sit down on the ground, not too far in the distans you can see the skyscrapers of Seoul and above you a clear, star-filled sky. This is where you always go when you feel down. Nothing can make your problems seem small better than skyscrapers and stars. 

Yoongi reaches for the bottle of beer when you swat his hand away.

“That is for me.” “This” ... you give him the water bottle ... “is for you”.

Yoongi sighs but takes the waterbottle and opens it to drink some. 

The rest of the night you talk about everything and nothing, you make him promise to call you if he ever feels bad enough to repeat this and when the clock reaches 3am, Jin calls and convinces Yoongi to go back to the dorms. He hugs you goodbye and holds you a little longer than usual giving you a kiss on the forehead.

“Thank you (Y/N), I owe you” 

Hoseok

Partying with J-hope always ends badly. He has a lot of fun without alcohol, so imagine him drunk. Yea he has way too much fun. He will dance too hard and spill someone’s drink, which leads to a fight. Maybe hit on someone’s girlfriend, which leads to a fight. Once he thought some other guy was Jungkook and playfully slapped him on the head, when the random dude turned around he pointed at someone else, which lead to a fight.

Usually the others can calm situations like that down, but in your case when drinking with hoseok alone, the goal was to stop those situations before they even started. 

“Heyyyy that guy looks like Donald Trump” Hoseok slurrs.

“What? Who? Nobody here it over 30...” you look around confused.

“Him over there! With the orange hair!” he says amused.

“Hoseok Donald Trump has orange skin not orange hair boi get your disses right”

“HEY, HEY DONALD!!” he yells at the guy.

“HOSEOK WTF” you whisper-shout as you cover his mouth.

The guy and his entire entourage looks at us confused as Hosoek waves happily at them. 

“Why are you always trying to get beaten up????” 

Jimin

Jimin sometimes drink too much and it can be because he feels a lot of pressure and alcohol can help relieve that. You followed them to Japan, their first world tour destination, to see the show and they were able to book you a hotel room in the same hotel as them. 

After eating dinner with all of them in Joon and Yoongis room they all wanted to sleep earlier because of the concert the next day but Jimin and Jungkook said you could hang a little longer with them by the bar.

Jungkook left after one beer but Jimin stayed with you. When you finished your first drink Jimin was already on his third. You could notice that he was feeling the alcohol because he smiled a little bit more and spoke a little less clearly

“You have a long day tomorrow Jimin, I think you should go to bed” you say slightly worried about his hangover tomorrow.

“Don’t worry, I won’t be able to sleep anyways...” Jimin says with a sad smile.

“Hm?” you look at him for an explanation.

“My anxiety hits the roof right before a concert, I have so many people I need to make proud and I will never be good enough for them...” he drinks what’s remaining in his glass. “I never feel like I’m enough compared to the others, you know?” his eyes start tearing up.

Your heart sinks and you pull him into a hug. “Don’t be stupid, everybody loves you and all your flaws. They don’t expect you to be perfect, they expect you to be human.” You grab his shoulders and push him up from your embrace, staring at him. “Your gonna go to bed, do your best tomorrow, and even if you mess up or don’t think you did well enough, you will still be loved by millions. I promise.”

He smiles and nods, he grabs your hand from his shoulders and says

“Comon’, let’s go to bed”

Taehyung

Taehyungs drunk stages are -a little extra hyper-, to - yelling alot-, to -wearing his shoes on his hands and telling everybody his deepest darkest secrets-, then waking up and remembering nothing.

In this case during you night out, he had told you some hella weird stuff like him having an ice kink, him having a sex dream about you, and that he likes whipped cream more that anything in the world... 

This definitaly scarred you since you see Tae as a brother so you felt like giving him some payback. Since he crashed at your place you knew exactly how. You went into the kitchen and grabbed an ice cube, you walked to the counch where he was sleeping and started to rub the ice cube against his face. 

“Mm- Huh?” He opened his eyes and stared at you slightly disturbed.

“Good morning taeee ~” you sing.

“Why the ice cube...” he looked at you suspiciously.

You just stared right back at him smirking.

“Oh no... what more did I say last night...”

Jungkook

Jungkook can sometimes be a bit of a lightweight. Now he can drink beer or wine just fine. But if its mixed drinks or shots, the boy can and will blackout.

“SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT EVERYBOOODY”

“Jungkook it’s 10pm... there’s like 13 people in this club...”

“Comonnnn pleaase just take a shot with me....”

He has already had a beer and three shots and you don’t feel like carrying his unconscious body back to the dorms. You know you would get yelled at by the others since you promised them to take it easy with the maknae. But knowing drunk Kookie, he is not going to let up.

“Fine. I’ll take shots with you right after I use the restroom ok? Wait here.”

He nods happily and starts to do something on his phone. You make sure he is not paying attention and go to the other end on the bar. The other bartender looks at you waiting for your order and you ask him to fill 2 shotglasses with water as you point to Jungkook. He nods and chuckles a little. Probably not his first time getting asked that.

You see him pat Jungkook on the shoulder as he points to something, when he is distracted the bartender replaces the two shot glasses nearest him with the glasses with water. He tells Jungkook nevermind and retreats.

“Ok let’s do this!” You tell him coming back from the “restroom”.

“WOO!” he yells as you clink your glasses together and drink the water.

“Wow I must be drunkk cause that tasted like water!” he says happily and starts to drag you to the dance floor.

“I’ve got a long night ahead of me...”

[rachello344]

ace-of-twos:  last night you reblogged a thing and one of the options was “tell me a story that happened to you”. i’m sorry this took so long to type. but here it is. i hope you enjoy reading it. sorry it’s a mess. 

… [Rachello344: I’m adding a readmore because damn is this a helluva story, but it is also quite long XD]

first thing you gotta know is that like any set of best friends, lex and i make terrible decisions. this includes deciding to go to the fair last minute which, yes, may sound like a great idea, but just wait for it. the second thing you gotta know is there are going to be a fuckton of asides in this story bc the entire day was a magical and incoherent wreck. 

there’s a fair that comes into town twice a year. i don’t usually go bc it’s hot and loud and god there are so many people. but lex convinces me and we go.

our first mistake: we arrived as it opened, at 1pm. 

our second mistake: from arrival to departure, we did not leave the fairgrounds. 

our third mistake: we stayed until approximately 8:30pm. 

keep in mind that those numbers, first and second and third, only really apply to that particular list. many mistakes were made that day. most, but not all, were made by us. it was terrible but also mostly hilarious. 

so, to get into the fair and actually get to the rides, you have to walk through a long kinda psuedo hallway filled with carnival games. giant prizes are hanging from the ceiling. one of these prizes is a dragon. it’s fucking adorable as shit. keep this in mind. it’s important. 

at about 2pm, both of us high on adrenaline, we decide to ride the tilt-a-whirl. i have never properly been on a tilt-a-whirl so a number of things happen in rapid succession. lex scares the shit out of me by making the carriage spin super fucking fast. (i thought you were just supposed to sit there and let the momentum spin you around. oh, how wrong i was.) i discover that i fucking love the tilt-a-whirl. i demand we ride it again. we get in line. when we get back to the ticket gate, the person managing the ride tells us that we’ll have to take another person in the carriage with us. this is fine until it’s revealed that this other person is a 10yro girl. 

lemme describe this girl for you: big, trusting eyes; dark skin; the sweetest smile; chocolate colored hair in a neat bob; matching shorts and top. basically she’s the most adorable small child i’ve ever seen. 

lex and i are 100% planning to spin the ride out of control. 

i am slightly worried for this child. maybe we shouldn’t do this. i really don’t want her to throw up, specifically on either lex or i bc we are idiots who live far away from the fair and yet brought no spare clothing despite the fact that fairs are messy places. to be fair, i also just really don’t want her to have a terrible time. but mostly the throwing up would be a downer. 

we spin the ride. 

for two seconds, i watch the small child with concern. and then she screams, the delighted kind, and i help lex turn the carriage into a poorly maintained and probably dangerous metal tornado. 

(s'all good, no one’s died at the fair in… years, probably. idk.) 

i’m pretty sure we made that kid’s day. we also probably made her parents want to kill us bc we definitely turned her into an adrenaline junkie. 

moving on. there’s a swing ride called the yo-yo. (yes, it’s exactly as terrifying as it sounds. the only ride that scares me more is the zipper.) lex initially doesn’t want to go on it bc tbh it’s a wee bit rundown. it’s an old fair, everything is a little broken, but this ride is like scarily old. but then she remembers some of the nostalgia or smth and we get in line. 

all the swings are individual seats, one in front of the other, around a thing that spins. a major fucking asshole sits in front of lex. 

i’m already scared out of my mind, no matter how fucking safe they claim to be those things do NOT feel secure, and then this guy? he starts swinging back and forth, trying to hit his girlfriend that’s sitting in front of him. he hits lex multiple times in the process. i was so close to strangling him but i really didn’t want to be arrested for murder and ruin an otherwise good day so i moved on. 

(also he and his gf spent the entire time before the ride got started making out????? like wow. can there be a limit on pda? like please? chill out.) 

you remember that dragon from earlier? let’s get back to it. 

okay, actually, one more aside. it’s time for lunch. lex and i have realized too late that fair food is fucking expensive. we spent all our money getting day passes so we could ride every single ride available to us. lex is a bottomless pit and i don’t eat much, but even i’m hungry. 

we do the obvious thing and beg my dad to drive out to the fair and give us money for food.

(yes, we had passes. this means we could’ve left and come back. no, we did not do that. in our defense, going home would’ve taken like an hour and then add in food prep time and actually eating it and then coming back? yeah, no. fair only comes once a year. it’s ride or die.) 

my dad gives us way too much money. yep, his mistake. like. giving a large amount of cash to teens wandering around a fair? not smart. 

despite the fact that we were both starving, it’s also fucking boiling out. we aren’t as hungry as we think we are. so we split a poutine and still have a ridiculous amount of money left. 

back to the dragon. 

we’d gone up to one of the stalls before and asked what we had to do to win one. the lady is old and kinda grumpy, probs not super happy about working around screaming kids, so instead of telling us how many balloons we had to pop to get a dragon (the information we were looking for) she tells us how much money to just straight up buy it. 

i’m hard of hearing and have problems processing auditory input so i do not hear what the price is. this is before lunch and i have fourteen dollars. 

she walks over while we’re trying to count out how much change i have and then shakes her head. she did not say fourteen dollars. she said forty. anxiety kicks in and it’s suddenly the worst moment of my life. 

after lunch, we have forty dollars leftover. we march up to the lady and i would love to say we shoved forty dollars in her face but we did not. we crouched over her counter for about ten minutes trying to figure out what combination of change equaled forty dollars. then i awkwardly poured it into her hand. 

she’s going to just give us the dragon but apparently she has to keep up the ruse bc she drops a handful of darts on the counter. we have eight darts between us and we have paid forty dollars. all i want is the dragon. 

we each throw four darts. it’s horribly sad to pay forty dollars and get a measly eight darts. but hey, the economy is shit. we are also shit. as in, we are awful shots. i think we managed to pop a total of three balloons. it’s far more likely that we only popped two. 

i tell myself that we aren’t paying for the darts, we’re paying for a dragon. 

the lady hands us a dragon. i forget that anything bad has ever happened to me in my life. i am so fucking overjoyed to have a dragon. like damn. 

the rest of this story happens much, much later. 

it’s about 7pm. lex and i have decided to go on one last ride and then leave. we’re both wearing shorts, have no jackets, and it’s getting cold out. so we get in line for the himalaya. 

(to explain, it’s kinda like a roller coaster but it only goes around a little circular track. they play really, really loud music the entire time the ride is going. it’s awful and amazing. esp bc they play weird shit like gangam style and old justin beiber songs. it’s weird. the ride spins forward for half a song and then backwards for the last half. there’s usually a guy standing by to make sure that everything runs smoothly but he also has another purpose. he sits there with his hands out and high fives as many people as he can. it’s amazing but as the lighter person i’m never on the outer edge so i can almost never reach him and it’s upsetting.) 

we’re waiting in line for the himalaya. we’re both tired. we’ve been here for six hours. both quiet. and then lex screams. 

she’s seen our friend chris on the ride. we did not know chris was there, had no plans to meet up with him. and chris is kind of awesome and bubbly and just all around a pretty cool dude. we both love him. 

so clearly, we spend the next couple of minutes making funny faces at chris every time the ride brings him closer to us. it’s what friends do. 

when chris gets off the ride, he’s here with some other people that we barely know but that isn’t important, we make plans to ride the himalaya together as our final ride. lex and i get on the ride and we’ll meet up later. 

(before then, we also persuade him to ride the tilt-a-whirl with us and scare the shit out of him by spinning it as hard as we can. there’s videos of him just screaming. it’s pretty great.) 

then it’s the last ride of the night. the himalaya. 

we all get in line. 

after such a good day, something just had to go wrong. 

we’re getting pretty close to the start of the line and there’s a pretty decent gap in the line bc it’s late and everyone’s lazy so lines tend to be disorganized. a group of teens is kinda chilling next to the line and they do the unthinkable. they attempt to slide into the line just ahead of us. 

this brings us to the part of the story where chris almost gets in a fight. 

chris may be an airhead but he absolutely will not stand for shit like that so he just holds his arm out in front of him like a shield and tells them to go to the back of the line. the teens do not take this super well. 

incorrigible as ever, they still jump the line but this time they end up just behind us in the line. everything is fine. and then the ‘leader’ starts talking shit at chris, backed up by his boys. 

(i should mention that chris is trans, pre-t, and fucking tiny. he also lacks comon sense. for all that he may be like three years older than me, he will always be my little brother.) 

so when the leader says, “if you ever fucking touch me again, i’ll grope your ass,” we all get a little defensive. also bc the guy’s a dick. 

there’s two kids in line behind us and in front of them. lex has noticed them, i did not. they’re middle schoolers. clearly. they’re full of energy, dancing and dabbing and just generally being walking, talking memes. lex is also a memelord. these are her people. so she turns to them and asks them to annoy the shit outta the guys behind them. 

being annoying middle schoolers who love chaos, they comply. 

at some point they ask us how old we all are. now, remember how i said chris is fucking tiny? he tells them he’s 21 and they don’t believe it. and of course, i’m 19 but i look 12 so they don’t believe me either. 

chris and i are both fucking extra so we dig out our wallets to present our id cards to these kids. and my wallet is a wee bit of a disaster. i’m also clumsy. so when i try to get it back in the bag, it doesn’t end well. i decide to just carry it with me on the ride and it’s all going great until i trip. all the cards spill out. 

now there’s this guy and i’ve seen him on several rides. he’s wearing sunglasses and a frown. i have not seen him smile all day. he also keeps texting during rides with is baffling to me. ENJOY THE DAMN RIDE. 

just giving you context so he’s clearly established as a douche. 

i trip right next to his car. as i’m struggling to pick up the contents of my wallet, he turns to me and says, “how many fucking cards do you need?" 

i’m not proud, but here’s my response: "how many fucking cards does your mom need?!” then i walked away. and keep in mind that half of my cards are still on the floor as i make my exit. (luckily lex grabbed them.) 

with that nonsense over, we attempt to get on the ride. 

now, i’m a fucking twig with legs and i’ve already said that chris is tiny. we figure that all of us will fit in the one car. we have forgotten to factor in lex’s fucking gigantic hips. she cannot fit in the car with us. so she gets out and looks around and spots them. 

the middle schoolers, they’re sitting behind us. 

lex approaches their car and says, i kid you not, “move fuckers, i’m getting in.” respectful of their meme elder, they allow this. 

we figure that’s enough adventure for one day so lex and i start to leave the fair. it’s been a long day. we are very tired. i say, wistfully, “damn, we should’ve gotten a picture with the meme children.” lex and i turn to each other, communicating non-verbally, and simultaneously turn to head back into the fairgrounds. 

and that’s the story of how i ended up following two children on instagram. 

[knightlyaurora]

Another Ask Meme

I was tagged by @anxietytwist​

Rules: Tag 20 people

Your last:

1. Drink: Iced Tea

2. Phone Call: Exec Chef for my Job

3. Text message: A simple reply to my father tellling me to check something

4. Song you listened to: Mortal Reminder - Pentakill

5. Time you cried: Hell if I know, been a long while since anything has driven me that far

Have You:

6. Dated someone twice: Date? I wish.

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: *Checks Bucket List* Yup, still not crossed off

8. Been cheated on:  Can’t be cheated on if I’m still single

9. Lost someone special: Recently? no.

10. Been depressed: You mean my natural state?

11: Gotten drunk and thrown up: Nope, don’t plan on it either, waste of good liquor!

List 3 Favorite Colors:

12. Blue

13. Black

14: Violet

In the last year, have you…

15. Made new friends: Yea, with my new job does provide, plus, lurking on Discord servers has it’s perks.

16. Fallen out of love: Don’t think so?

17. Laughed until you cried: One too many times

18. Found out someone was talking about you: If I did, whatever, I’ll just deal with them later.

19. Met someone who changed you: Yea.

20. Found out who your friends are: Oh hoho, did I ever.

21. Kissed someone on your FB list: Nope

GENERAL:

22. How many Facebook friends do you know in real life: I’d say about half or 75% of’em.

23. Do you have any pets: 3 Cats, Kink, Milo, Tigger, and one Husky, Lexie

24. Do you want to change your name: Not really, no reason to.

25. What did you do for your last birthday: Went to a local brewhouse, found myself not a big fan of beers.

26. What time did you wake up: 11am

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Playing Games and shitposting with friends.

28. Name something you can’t wait for: FUCKIN’. METROID PRIME 4 BOI’S AND GALS.

29. When was the last time you saw your Mom: Today, kind of have to when you still live in the same household in the same shithole town.

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: Maybe not be such a goddamn piece of shit and actually do something, and hook up with someone.

31. What are you listening to right now: Boop (Acoustic Ver.) - Jeff Williams feat. Casey Williams & Videri String Quartet

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I mean, the same bastard gave my the name of “Korvo”.

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: Idiots in general, SJW’s, Antifa, our current Gov’t.

34. Most visited website: Danbooru, Youtube, DMM for Kantai Collection.

35. Moles: ... I’m not counting.

36. Marks: About 4-5, major scars are on both my knees and my left ear.

37. Childhood dream: Just anything Involving change and innovation, but right now it’s culinary.

38. Hair color: Dark Brown

39. Long or short hair: Medium, I guess? It’s mostly short except for my bang which I refer to as, the “Floof”.

40. Do you have a crush on someone?: Still do, and maybe one too many fictional characters. (Too many waifus ruin your laifu.)

41. What do you like about yourself: My Wit and Snark

42. Piercings: Nope.

43. Blood type: ... A+ I think...?

44: Nicknames: Korvo.

45. Relationship status: Still Single, prolly will be for a few more years.

46. Zodiac: Virgo

47. Pronouns: He/Him

48. Favorite TV show(s): Samurai Jack, Miss Koyabashi’s Dragon Maid, Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure.

49. Tattoos: Not yet

50. Right or left hand: Right Hand all day.

51. Surgery: Only one thus far.

52. Hair dyed a different color: I’d wish to die my bang a blue maybe.

53. Sports: Badminton, Swimming, Tennis, Golf. Not a big sports guy.

54. Vacation:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ gonna be working the next Year at least.

55. Shoes: Vans, I like flat shoes for the fact I can feel the ground better.

56. Eating: I wish I could eat more.

57. Drinking: Liquor on occasion if I gotta loosen up after a work day, or with friends. Otherwise, gotta keep up my iced tea addiction.

58. I’m about to: Throw my sanity away to the KanColle Summer Event E4 map.

59. Waiting for: The hellish end to our world, and getting to see a cousin and friends in person.

60. Want: Someone to cuddle honestly, but more money also sounds nice.

61. Get married: Maybe... if I get lucky.

62. Career: For now, Culinary, for whenever I get in politics I can get rid of... undesirable individuals in a accident. (Joking of course.)

WHICH IS BETTER:

63. Hugs or kisses: I could honestly go for both.

64. Lips or eyes: Eyes, always.

65. Shorter or taller: Shorter.

66. Older or younger: Older or same age.

67. Nice arms or nice stomach: Nice arms.

68. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive.

69. Hook up or relationship: Relationship.

70. Troublemaker or hesitant: Hesitant.

HAVE YOU EVER:

71. Kissed a stranger: No.

72. Drank hard liquor: Yep. Though I much prefer Whisky

73. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Nope, I’m pretty good with keeping my glasses close.

74. Turned someone down: Maybe on a few offers, Relationship wise, HA! No one’s come to me yet.

75. Sex on first date: ... Eh, maybe? Honestly I’m not getting laid anytime soon.

76. Broken someone’s heart: As far as I know, probably not.

77. Had your heart broken: By my overthinking and imagination..

78. Been arrested: Nope

79. Cried when someone died: Fictional, Yes if I was really into them.

80. Fallen for a friend: ... Yes, why wouldn’t I?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

81. Yourself: Ah heh... hehehe-HAHAHA! You Serious?

82. Miracles: Depends.

83. Love at first sight: Yes

84. Santa Claus: Nope

85. Kiss on the first date: I mean, if they’re totally cool with it.

OTHER:

86. Current best friend: @anxietytwist Comon, she’s fucking wonderful. I’ll fight anyone who disagrees

87. Eye color: Brown

88. Favorite movie: Deadpool

Tagged: Erm... @tig-ol-bittis have fun you imp. Anyone else that wants to do this.