#Oh bunny lady how ily

[infernothechaosgod]

Flapper fanny gif is finally done!

Oh my godness this took so much out of me ToT i feel like i could go off on the bg a bit more but none other versions gave off the vibe I wanted it to so I went with this

This gif if officialy my pride and joy of the month

[redeyerhaenyra]

Hey, its ya girl, ominoose. Honoured to be here on opening night.

I would like to request Jake Lockley, Blue Jones and Basil Stitt with a curvy/chubby reader please! XOXOXO

Jake, Blue, Basil, with a curvy reader

Summary: Some headcanons for Jake, Blue, and Basil with a curvalicious reader

Warnings: Masturbation(male), possessiveness, unhealthy relationships in Basil's section, recording, thigh fucking, dollification(?)in Blue's section, a small bit of titty worship if you squint

Notes: MUSHI omg, yes yes yes 1000% yes, autistic bisexual curvy oscar isaac lovers RISSSEEE- I kinda got carried away with Basil's section hehehe but I hope you enjoy nonetheless :)

Jake Lockley

OK so if there's one thing we know about Jake, he is the opposite of shy, especially when it comes to his affections for you

Man lives and breathes to just look at you

The bastard will fucking pout if you're going out and you don't wear tight clothes

"But, hermosa, I wanna show you off, you're so hot. Everybody wishes they were you, prometo."

He's so proud you're his, there is nothing about you he doesn't love. Like I said earlier, he just likes to look at you.

All the curves and bumps, your soft tummy, your plush thighs, he can't get enough.

You will be sitting in his lap most of the time and this is non negotiable

It's half a sex thing for him and half that you're basically his plushie that he likes to cuddle, just having you sit pretty on his lap, all warm and squishy, makes him feel better

I think he'd definitely be into thigh fucking like c'mon now it's obvious

Feeling and seeing his dick between your squishy thighs just makes him go feral

I've said it before I'll say it again he fucking lives for making Marc and Steven jealous and recording himself fucking your thighs on Steven's phone for the poor guy to find later is just one of the many ways he does that

He talks alot too, just to rub it in further

"Guau, qué chica tan bonita. Hmm? You're so beautiful aren't you, baby? So perfect and squishy for me, I bet Marc and Steven wish they were here right now, huh? Don't you agree? Yeah, I bet you do."

Blue Jones

Oh no

If you thought Jake was bad you have a whole nother thing coming

Blue will PERSONALLY make sure all the costumes you wear on stage highlight just how curvy and plush you are.

But no one else is allowed to touch you

Oh no, that right's reserved for him and him alone

Tbh even when you're not performing, he'll want you to be wearing tight fitting shirts so he can stare at your boobies as you go about your day

Yeah he's a tit guy, don't get me wrong he loves all parts of your body but titties just do it for him

Him and Jake are very similar tbh, he also likes to show you off.

When high rollers are in the club you'll be sitting on his lap and no one else's

You're his doll, toy, barbie even

He likes to dress you up and play with you ;)

I'm serious he will pick out outfits for only him to see you in, dress you up in them, sit you on his lap and brush your hair

Like I said you're his toy, his stress ball, even

Just squeezing you will calm him down, any part of you, it's almost grounding to him

He talks to you in these moments, but it's just sort of general babbling about how shit his day was, and all you have to do is sit in his lap and let him nuzzle your breasts

"You're so good to me, bunny. I don't deserve you, do I? No matter what I do you're always here.. always so soft for me.."

Basil Stitt

Ah, everyone's favorite recluse

Look at the way this man lives and tell me he's not a porn addict please

YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT

So we've established that he's a greasy little basement dweller who watches porn on the regular

And we all know that most mainstream porn showcases sort of a singular body type (no hate to my skinny ladies btw ily mwah mwah)

Like it never occurred to him that he might find chubby ladies attractive

So when you, his new neighbour, moving into the apartment across the hall from him, knock on his door to say hi with the most wonderful tight leggings on he basically dies on the spot

The way your thighs looked so squishy and plush- he just wanted to grab them and sink his teeth into them

He tried to end the conversation as quickly as possible because he knew he would've ended up moaning out loud at any point

And then you turn around to walk away AND HE SEES YOUR ASS he's dead he's so dead

The next time he sees you, you're coming back from a night out, clearly a little tipsy, and wearing the shortest, tightest black dress he's ever seen, he dies a second time

His face is pressed up agaisnt the peephole in his door so he can watch you

You drop your keys at one point and bend over to pick them up and he basically cums in his pants untouched

Groaning and falling to his knees as his now softening dick rubs against the wet patch in his jeans

He makes it a point to watch you whenever he can now

He learns your schedule off by heart, it becomes his schedule. Probably has alarms set for it on his phone

Like "Oh , it's 9AM, time to watch my neighbour leave for work." "Oh its 8:30 time to watch her come home."

He really desperately wants to talk to you more but the poor guy is just so insecure :(

This cycle continues for a while.. until one fateful day, you come back from your weekly night out, in the same tight black dress that he loves so much on you... but this time... you're accompanied by a man

The both of your are similarly a little drunk, giggling and fumbling over the keys to your apartment

What? What's this? A friend, brother... partner? Basil silently begs you from behind the door to not let him into your apartment but oh god that's exactly what you do

He feels the tears running down his face before he realises he's crying, pleading for you to stop from behind his door.

His pleads turn to shouts as you close the door, sniffling and crying

Definitely fucks up his apartment again in his anguish

And when he's done that he angrily jerks off, to get back at you? He's not sure. He doesn't even know if you're having sex with the guy, or if it's just a friend you're letting crash at your place, but he's so obsessed with you he can't imagine it being any other reason that you would "betray" him like that

His poor cock is red and sore and he realises he shouldn't have tugged on it so hard 🥺 poor baby

He spends the next day crying in bed, it feels like you've dumped him when you're both barely more than acquaintances but by this point he's formed a sort of parasocial relationship with you, and your soft tummy, that he can't get over the prospect of you even looking at other men

And so, it's decided. He's going to go, knock on your door, and talk to you.... tomorrow. One day. He will do it! Just.. not today.

[merlinssaggyyfronts]

BBC Merlin Rewatch:

01x01: The Dragon’s Call

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FIRSTLY THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION LMAO “Merlin, a young country boy” COUNTRY BOY AHAHDHSNDH IF ONLY YOU KNEW!!! ITS LIKE SETTING SOMEONE UP FOR DISASTER BUT THEN AGAIN THEY WERE SO LIKE I MEAN-

aw look at merlin all happy and smily, walking into camelot like he isnt going to witness the death of his best friend/king and basically everyone he loves

LOOK AT HIM HES SO HAPPY!!! HE DOESNT KNOW YET

“like everyone, he must live and learn” yo shut ur bitchass up lizard man u literally tried to murder everyone in camelot that one time

“his name: traumatised 😍😍”

AH YES THE OPENING!!1!1!-!-! AHHH THE AMOUNT OF HAPPINESS I FEEL HEARING THE OPENING

fuck ur bitchass uther no one likes u

“i pride myself as a fair and just king” sir didnt u like basically kill ur wife... and thousands of peo- OH MY GOD MORGANA BB ILY

oh jesus okay hes dead um chile-

“when i came to this land” wait i thought he was raised kn camelot brb i forgot im an idiot wait,,, does this mean before this it was the du bois family on the throne of camelot?? also, mired in chaos? u mean like.... before ur wife died and everyone was living peacefully? ....okay

“merlin, seeing a person who's been stated had been studying magic get beheaded: [a magical being himself] ah,, welcoming.” -my gf

“since the great dragon was captured” ....so did no one think about where they put a dragon?? a captured one at that. ud think he’d be more smart but nah he just left a random ass dragon under his castle like THAT is going to end well

YUHH MARY COLLJNS HATE HIM!!! YELL BABEY YELL!!! “you took my son!” YES MURDER HIM OMG I CAN FEEL HER PAIN

“a son for a son!” omg why couldnt u have killed uther bb ur the perfect villain i love u ur literally just a loving mother i-

OOOOO GAIUS

.....why is there a bunny mask in there

why is thERE A BUNNY MASK-

why didnt merlins eyes glow when he dragged the bed to gaius to save him

also whats this slomo magic why didnt he do this after this why did season one haveso much magic and like every other season was just everyone throwing it back

like i get instinctual magic but like.... if its instinctual wouldnt it happen more especially when his powers get stronger-

gaius: what did you just do?!

also gaius, five seconds later: i know what it was!! i just wanted to know where you learned it

merlin: 😐

merlin, about his magic: i was born like this

gaius, who knows full well warlocks exist: impossible!

(are warlocks naturally born knowing how to use magic without learning? i mean if u have to learn magic like a sorcerer then whats the difference between a warlock and a sorcerer cuz wouldnt sorcerers atleast have to have some magic in them to actually cast spells? am i dumb or do i just not get it)

wait so merlin arrived in camelot on a wednesday

merlin, walking into camelot: it is wednesday my dudes

merlin: [witnesses an execution] aaaAAAAAA-

“someone that might help him find a purpose of his gifts” oh honey he’ll get something mUCH LARGER THAN THAT-

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oH MORGANA

SHUT UR BITCHASS UTHER SHE WILL KILL YOU-

“the more brutal you are, the more enemies you’ll create” oh the waY SHE PREDICTED THEIR FUTURE OO

ah bless u lady helen/mary collins we love them spicy villains

...why do you have a dressing table in a tent

[watches mary collins murder lady helen] i never snitch on dadd- ...someone pls delete me

merlin, about his instinctual magic: i just do it!

gaius: ...lord have mercy what did i just sign myself up to

what ever happened to sir olwen did he die from accidentally overdosing

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oHHH THERE HE IS THERE HE IS THERES MY BOY!!! MY LIL PRAT MAN!!!!

merlin looks so offended, oh god i could watch this whole scene for HOURS

oooOOOO YES MERLIN FUCK HIM UP!!! SHOW HIM WHOS BOSS

“do i know you?” “im merlin” “so i dont know you” ugh theres already sexual tension

“i would never have a friend who could be such an ass” “or i one so stupid”

also them, ten years later: “i use my magic for you arthur, only you” “just hold me” “i cant lose him! hes my friend!” “thank you..”

“tell me merlin, do you know how to walk on your knees?” OOOOH THE BOYS ARE FLIRTING

NOT THE “would you like me to help you?” SIR YOU ARE FLIRTING SO INTENSELY AND DONT EVEN REALISE IT SIR DO YOU KNOW YOURE FALLING IN LOVE

im convinced atleast half the knights with arthur were like “ayo thas kinda sus bro 😳😳 ayo 😳😳”

arthur: tell me merlin, do you know how to walk on your knees? would you like me to help you?

merlin: ....i really dont know how to answer that

imagine being paid to throw fruits at colin morgan omg id be so thrilled

OOOH HERE COMES OUR QUEEN GWEN!!! MY LOVE MY EVERYTHING YES ILY

gwen: well, arthur looks like one of those, save the world kinda men... and you dont

merlin, 1500 years later, having failed his destiny: well i mean you’re not wrong

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gaius: uther banned magic a long time ago

merlin, flabbergasted as if he wasnt raised on tales of the death of his kind every day in the kingdom right next to his: why?!?!?

gaius: the dragon is imprisoned where nobody can free him

merlin:

(that is the face of someone knowing full well hes going to free that dragon. look at him. he’s already made up his mind.)

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[sees merlin and arthur in the marketplace] oh heres he is again heres the lil bitxh ooo theyre about to FIGHT

god hes flirting so hard without even realising it, oh my god

“i could take you apart with one blow” “i could take you apart with less” um sirs this is a mcdonalds drive thru 😃

arthur: ahah, you’re in trouble now~ 😏😏

i had to pause cuz wHAT THE HELL WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE THAT-

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....yall are yelling very loudly, um, arent there guards near yall? people passing by? please relax

“im just a nobody, and i always will be” OH IF ONLY YOU KNEWWW

“if i cant use magic, i might as well die” ....well, ive got a surprise for you-

“maybe theres someone with more magic than me?” like... a whole dragon? i mean if you say so 👀

merlin about why he was born like this: if you cant tell me, no one can!

a fucking dragon, basically every magical creature and the druids: WELL-

the camelot guards are so stupid how the hell is this kingdom still standing

how does kilgharrah know merlins name? in prophecy hes known as emrys (and we see basically every magical being call him emrys and not merlin,, i think). so how does he know? did he stretch his neck long enough that he could somehow hear merlin? is it cuz theyre kin? is it cuz merlin and gaius were yelling so loudly that kilgharrah could hear them all the way in his cave? ig we’ll never know 🖐

merlin: where are you?!

kilgharrah:

kilgharrah: without you, arthur will never succeed.

merlin: ....oh look, im already paranoid

the amount of sadness i feel hearing kilgharrah say “none of us can choose our destiny, merlin. and none of us can escape it” is INSANE cuz in season one you can SEE merlin trying to escape it. hes doing his damned best trying to have some control over his life. and then in later seasons you can see the light slowly drain from his eyes as he becomes just another toy for the gods to be entertained by. he realises he cant control a single thing about his life so he does the one thing he can: protect arthur. and he loses SO MUCH because of it! its not fair, he deserved so much, and when he finally got everything he could ever ask for, it was taken away from him by his own mistakes.

arthur, seeing morgana in a beautiful dress: god have mercy ���

uther: .....um

the way they set arthur and morgana up as if they arent gonna make them siblings i- what the fawk 😄

person A, who knows arthurian lore: oh no! arthur is going to have an affair with morgan(a) and have mordred! oh no!!

person B, whos seen merlin: oh no in this show its worse

person B, knowing full well theyre siblings: much worse....

gwen: who’d wanna marry arthur? 🙄

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gwen, getting crowned queen of camelot: well fuck

hhhnghnh yes queen sing them to sleep yes murder his bitchass (and fail but like its the thought that counts)

on a sidenote tho this is such a fun way to murder someone, id try this

the absolutely OFFENDED “FATHER!” and the horrified look in arthurs eyss when uther announced merlin would be his manservant is PRICELESS OMG

oh the way uther unintentionally plants the first seed of his sons love story omg 😍😍

Conclusion: this episode is a 10/10 greatest episode with so many iconic scenes omg. mary collins u will forever have my heart for unintentionally kickstarting merlin and arthurs relationship destiny. i loved the whole thing and oh GOD does it already hurt knowing full well how the show ends

[lokislytherin]

hot stuff, beware!

pairing: waiter!jeon jeongguk x reader

summary: it’s winter, and you’re cold, but the waiter in the cafe is cute as hell and your best friend is a demon in the flesh.

word count: 1670

a/n: mERRY CHRISTMAS @jungkooksbish​ ILY (this is not my best fic tho :( i’m not really too satisfied)

let’s all pretend this entire covid thing is over! i wrote this in summer, hoping quarantine would be over by now, but oh well

enjoy! 

(sorry i gave myself a cameo again, also my jin bias jumped out)

You have to say, winter is not your favorite season.

Of course, having a few whole weeks of break to rest after months of school is nice - the holidays give you the chance to take a break from your hectic schedule, hang out with your friends without having to stress about schoolwork.  As a bonus, you get to wear lovely winter boots that make your long legs look great, and you love wearing large fluffy jackets you can drown in, but...

“Fück,” you groan, “it’s so cold!”

This winter is especially horrible.  As if the cold isn’t bad enough, it’s that time of the month for you, which makes everything a hundred times worse. Not only are you a walking marshmallow, you’re also cranky as hell, with your damn hormones all over the place.  Your cramps are especially bad today, but you’re willing to shove your pain aside in favor for hanging out with your friend.  Months of quarantine have left you itching to leave your house.  You’ve been a couch potato for too long.

You shiver, wrapping your arms around yourself.  You regret that immediately.  Your hands are cold! “Hug me,” you demand, “I’m cold.”

Your friend tucks themselves further into their numerous amounts of jackets.  “I literally can’t move.” A rather hairless poodle trots by, shivering and whining miserably.  “Ooh, wouldn’t wanna be that guy.”

You crack a smile, amusement warming your cheeks.  “Pfft.”

Both of you squeal in delight and surprise when a gust of warm wind blasts you out of nowhere.  “It’s warm in there!” You shout triumphantly, heedless of the strange looks a few passerby's are throwing in your direction.  You grab your friend by the arm and they yelp, dragged along by your large strides.  “We’re heading in there, and we’re finding the warmest place to sit.”

Both of you speed-walk to the nearest café.  “Did you even need to ask?”

You stumble into the warmth.  The café isn’t particularly big, but it’s warm and the décor is cute and that’s more than enough to make you happy for the time being.

Your friend whistles as they look around.  “So this is the infamous Bring The Sweet, huh?” They glance at the violet fairy lights strung low on the walls.  “Probably looks better at night.”

You raise an eyebrow.  “Why infamous?”

They raises an eyebrow right back, but it’s barely a match against your thick, especially-expressive ones.  “Haven’t you heard?” They lower their voice, looking around like they’ve got a secret.  “Apparently, everyone here is insanely good looking.” You settle in a booth next to the patisserie, and they inhale deeply.  “Food will always be better than guys, though.”

They shoot you a pointed glance, and you shrug.  “I have a weak heart, okay? I catch feels easily.”

One of the pâtissiers has clearly been eavesdropping, because he muffles a laugh, only to be roughly elbowed by his coworker, who hisses at him to stop being nosy and deal with this annoying Karen with me, goddammit.

The clacking of heavy boots alerts you to an oncoming waiter.  You turn around - and scream.  Inwardly.

“Hi there, ladies, what can I get you?” 

Good lord, this waiter is cute.

Your heart thumps wildly in your chest.  His long sleeves cover his muscular arms, and tattoos peek over his knuckles.  It doesn’t match his bunny cheeks and absolutely adorable smile.  

You’re too busy trying to memorize his name tag - Jeon Jeongguk - to realize you’re staring and being very obvious about it.  Seriously, if all the staff in the cafe have the same visual standards...

A throat-clearing and a not-so-subtle kick to the shin jolts you back into reality.  “Hot chocolate!”

Your friend disguises their wheeze of laughter as a sneeze.

“I mean, I’d like a hot chocolate, please!”

Jeon Jeongguk smiles at your blunder, lopsided and amused.  Your heart’s beating so hard you think you might faint.  How could you embarrass yourself like this, in front of a boy as cute as him? 

“One hot chocolate and one latte, coming right up!”

Is it just you, or does he wink before walking off?

Your friend groans, sarcastic but playful.  “Could you be more obvious?”

Pink dusts your cheeks, a dreamy look spreading across your face.  “He’s just so cute...”

Now you’re 100% sure the pâtissier is invested in your conversation.  Apparently, his name is Kim Seokjin.  “Cute?” He waves a hand dramatically.  “That boy is a menace to society! Besides,” he says with an obvious, exaggerated wink, “why would you choose him when I am clearly superior in every aspect?”

“Jin, work!” The tall manager and the other pâtissier bellow at the same time.  Your friend’s shoulders shake as they splutter in silent laughter.

Seokjin, or Jin, as he’s aptly nick-named, turns to your friend.  “Just between you and me, you agree with me, right? Clearly everybody else isn’t willing to admit that I am the one and only Worldwide Handsome.”

Your friend bats their eyelashes innocently, but you know better than to fall for their innocuous façade.  “If I say yes, will you give me free cookies? Those pastries look pretty nice.”

Jin turns away, sulking.  “The youth these days are so disrespectful,” he complains, “Yoongi, don’t you agree?”

Yoongi sighs a breath of relief, muttering a quiet “thank God” under his breath.

“Hah? What did you say?” You can’t help but giggle at Jin’s blatant indignance.  Even your friend is stifling a laugh, barely managing to thank the waiter bringing them their latte.

“At this point, I’m just glad you didn’t offer them a free cookie just to spite me.”

Jin pouts, ignoring the customer outside who discretely takes a photo.  You duck under the camera range, and your friend leans away.  “Aigoo, do you think you mean so little to me? We’ve been doing this together for weeks now!”

Yoongi just gives him a death glare.  “I’m starting to wish you’d given them the cookie now.”

A light tap on your shoulder with a pen makes you jump.  “Excuse me, Miss? Your drink is here.”

You nearly forget how to speak in front of Jeongguk and his dazzling smile.  “Th- Thank you!”

“No problem!” Your drink is probably sweet, but his smile is even sweeter.  “You should be careful, though, it’s hot too.”

You cock your head.  “Too?”

Seokjin smiles arrogantly.  “Of course, he means me, Worldwide Handsome, the best looking man you’ll ever see-”

Jeongguk looks the other man dead in the eye, puts a hand over your shoulder, and makes a sizzling noise.

You squeak.  Your friend shoots you a thumbs up from across the table.  He thinks you’re hot!

A strangled scream makes its way out of Jin’s throat.  It sounds like the distant relative of a boiling kettle.  “You- You little brat!”

“I’m really sorry about him.” Jeongguk’s gentle voice and innocent words don’t match the shït-eating grin on his face, but you find it kind of hot, actually.  “He’s just salty that he thinks he’s so good looking, but in reality, he's probably not gonna get laid before he turns thirty.”

That cracks you up.  You can’t stop laughing, even though it’s at the handsome pâtissier’s expense.  Yoongi can’t seem to stop his unabashed cackling either.  Your friend waves at Jeongguk, a matching devious smirk on their face.  “Excuse me, but can you pass me a pen? And a piece of paper?”

Jeongguk looks confused, but complies.  Your friend scribbles something down, trying hard not to burst out laughing.  Jin, still pouting, shouts when he sees what your friend has written.  He even helps them shield the paper from you!

Your friend passes the paper to Jeongguk, and when he reads the message he turns beet red from his ears to his neck.  “Have fun!”

Jin discretely steals a cookie from the shelf and passes it to your friend, and they exchange fist-bumps while Yoongi isn’t looking.  “Take care of our Jeonggukkie,” he tells you seriously, “he may be annoying but he’s still my big baby.” He cracks his knuckles.  “Lucky for you, I’m a gentleman, but I’m still amazing at trash-talk.”

“Oh,” the other waiter says, peeking over Jeongguk’s shoulder, “are you going on a da~”

Jeongguk manages to keep his fellow waiter at arms reach, even when they struggle against him.  “A- Are you available tomorrow?” He stammers out.  “Your friend said you want to watch the new Wonder Woman movie, and I think she’s pretty cool too... Wanna go together?”

Deep inside, you clutch at your chest and scream.  So cute! “O- Of course!” You haven’t stuttered this hard over a guy in a long while.  “Can I have your number?”

“Jeongguk,” the manager shouts, waving his hands, “and Jimin, the tables aren’t going to wait themselves.” There’s a fond smile on his face.

“Sorry, Joon!” Jeongguk turns back to you.  “I’ve already got your number... I’ll call you later?” 

He’s still blushing, but so are you.  “I’ll be waiting.”

Fück, you think seconds later, too desperate! 

Jeongguk doesn’t seem to notice, offering you one last bunny-toothed smile before bouncing off, a hop in his step.

“Seriously, though,” Jin grumbles, “take care of him.”

“I will.”

A few days later, winter is your new favorite season.  You look good in your winter-wear, you’ve got free hot chocolate coupons, and guess what? You’ve scored yourself a hot date, and maybe even a new boyfriend.

Maybe being cold isn’t so bad after all, you think to yourself as Jeongguk lends you his jacket.  What a gentleman.  Your sweet Jeonggukkie.

[p1325]

Here's the list of the Movies/TV Shows I used : 

-Birds Of Prey, Wonder Woman 1984, Clouds, Escape from Pretoria, Extraction, Holidate, 365 Days, Mulan, Soul, Family Romance, Safety, Power Book II Ghost, Hamilton, Host -Greenland, Sex Education, Supernatural, Black box, The Wretched, The Lodge, To All The Boys I Loved: PS I Still Love You, P-Valley, Saved by The Bell, The Baby Sitter Club -The Other Lamb, The Queen's Gamble, The Crown, The Gentlemen, 12 Hour Shift, The Rental, Summerland, Military Wives, Bad Boys For Life, Betty, The Boys, Black Is King, Schitt's creek -The True Adventures of Wolfboy, Eternal Beauty, Eurovision: The Story Of Fire Saga, Tommaso, The Broken Hearts Gallery, Uncle Frank, The Kid Detective, Emma, Upside Down Magic -Dashing in December, Over The Moon, Greyhound, I'm Your Woman, VFW, Charm City Knights, Flight Attendant, To The Stars, The Old Guard, Scare Me, The Boys In The Band, Work It, Spongebob, Dorohedoro, Keep your hands off Eizouken -Bill & Ted Face The Music, Happiest Season, The Whistlers, Freaky, Lingua Franca, Mr. Jones, Feels Good Man, Yellow Rose, The Way Back, Misbehaviour, Blood & Water, The Prom, Lucifer -Selah and the Spades, Onward, Banana Split, La Llorona, Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey, Uncorked, Love and Monsters, His House, Woke, Never Have I Ever, The Mandalorian, Miss Juneteenth -Emily In Paris, Alice in Borderland, I May Destroy You, Bridgerton, Little Voice, Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist, Julia and The Phantoms, Euphoria, Westworld, Enola Holmes, Spontaneous, Trolls World Tour -Animaniacs, The Stranger, The Great, Stargirl, Dating Amber, Palm Springs, The Umbrella Academy, The Midnight Gospel,  Love, Victor, Teenage Bounty Hunters, Dead To Me, Harley Quinn, Kimetsu no Yaiba -Feel Good, Pet, Darwin's Game, Sylvie's Love, Dreambuilders, Somali and the Forest Spirit, Rogue, Another Round, BNA: Brand New Animal, Bad Education, Tower of God, Ma Rainey's Black Bottom, Japan Sinks:2020, The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina

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Here’s the list of the song he used :

Harry Styles - Watermelon Sugar Lil Mosey - Blueberry Faygo DaBaby, Roddy Ricch - ROCKSTAR Selena Gomez - Boyfriend Surf Mesa, Emilee - ily (i love you baby) Ariana Grande, Justin Bieber - Stuck With U Ritt Momney - Put Your Records On 24kGoldn, iann dior - Mood The Weeknd, Doja Cat - In Your Eyes (Remix) Melanie Martinez - The Bakery Lady Gaga - Stupid Love DJ Khaled, Drake - POPSTAR Megan Thee Stallion - Body Beyoncé - Black Parade Pop Smoke - What You Know Bout Love Selena Gomez - Rare Hamilton Cast - My Shot Rina Sawayama - XS Roddy Ricch - The Box Billie Eilish - Therefore I Am Beyoncé, Major Lazer, Shatta Wale - ALREADY Lady Gaga - 911/Chromatica II Dua Lipa - Hallucinate Doja Cat - Boss Bitch Ashnikko - Daisy Megan Thee Stallion, Beyoncé - Savage (Remix) Ariana Grande - 34+35 Doja Cat, Nicki Minaj - Say So (Remix) Camila Cabello, DaBaby - My Oh My Lady Gaga, Ariana Grande - Rain On Me The Pussycat Dolls - React TWICE - MORE & MORE K/DA, Madison Beer, Lexie Liu, Jaira Burns - MORE Conan Gray - Maniac Dua Lipa, DaBaby - Levitating Dua Lipa - Don't Start Now BLACKPINK - How You Like That Doja Cat, Gucci Mane - Like That Ariana Grande, Doja Cat - motive Pop Smoke, Lil Baby, DaBaby - For The Night Dua Lipa, Madonna, Missy Elliot - Levitating (The Blessed Madonna Remix) SAINt JHN, Imanbek - Roses (Remix) Joel Corry, MNEK - Head & Heart The Weeknd - Too Late Lady Gaga, BLACKPINK - Sour Candy BENEE, Gus Dapperton - Supalonely Clean Bandit, Mabel, 24kGoldn - Tick Tock Jack Harlow, Tory Lanez, Da Baby , Lil Wayne - WHATS POPPING 5 Seconds Of Summer - Old Me Miley Cyrus, Dua Lipa - Prisoner Katy Perry - Daisies Bad Bunny, Jhay Cortez - Dakiti Cardi B, Anitta, Myke Towers - Me Gusta Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion - WAP Vicetone, Tony Igy - Astronomia WONHO - Open Mind Miley Cyrus - Midnight Sky Little Mix - Sweet Melody Dua Lipa - Break My Heart BLACKPINK - Lovesick Girl Jonas Brothers, KAROL G - X Dua Lipa, Angèle - Fever Ashe, Niall Horan - Moral Of The Story Ellie Goulding - Overture Powfu, beabadoobee - death bed (coffee for your head) Billie Eilish - Everything I Wanted Eminem, Juice WRLD - Godzilla Juice WRLD, The Weeknd - Smile Billie Eilish - No Time To Die Zara Larsson, Sabrina Carpenter - WOW (Remix) Ellie Goulding, blackbear - Worry About Me Christina Aguilera - Reflection Dua Lipa - Phsyical BTS, Sia - ON Kygo, One Republic - Lose Somebody Why Don't We - Fallin' (Adrenaline) TWICE - I CAN'T STOP ME Ava Max - Kings & Queens Internet Money, Gunna, Don Toliver, NAV - Lemonade Chloe x Halle - Do It Taylor Swift - cardigan BTS - Dynamite AJR - Bang! Justin Bieber - Yummy The Weeknd - Blinding Lights Red Velvet - Psycho BLACKPINK, Selena Gomez - Ice Cream Jawsh 685, Jason Derulo, BTS - Savage Love Lil Nas X - Holiday Future, Drake - Life Is Good J Balvin, Tainy, Dua Lipa, Bad Bunny - UN DIA (ONE DAY) Da Baby, Roddy Rich - Rockstar (BLM Remix) Travis Scott, Young Thug & M.I.A - FRANCHISE BTS - Black Swan Lil Baby - The Bigger Picture Joji - Gimme Love Sam Smith - Diamonds Bebe Rexha , Doja Cat - Baby I'm Jealous Halsey - you should be sad Tate McRae - you broke me first Lewis Capaldi - Before You Go Harry Styles - Adore You Marshmello, Halsey - Be Kind Marshmello, Demi Lovato - OK Not To Be OK Conan Gray - Heather Harry Styles - Falling Shawn Mendes - Wonder Justin Bieber, benny blanco - Lonely Billie Eilish - my future Juice WRLD, Marshmello - Come & Go Day - It's Your Fault Drake, Lil Durk - Laugh Now Cry Later Gabby Barrett - I Hope Trevor Daniel, Selena Gomez - Past Life Lauv, Conan Gray - Fake Taylor Swift, Bon Iver - exile LiSA - Gurenge David Guetta, Sia - Let's Love Justin Bieber, Quavo - Intentions Ariana Grande - positions Lauv, LANY - Mean It Sam Smith, Demi Lovato - I'm Ready Lady Gaga - Chromatica III Justin Bieber, Chance the Rapper - Holy Demi Lovato - I Love Me Alan Walker, Ava Max - Alone, Pt II Sia - Together Harry Styles - Golden BTS - Life Goes On Juice WRLD, Halsey - Life's A Mess Taylor Swift - willow

[babyyatusabes]

ok you know some people really got me at the end of my rope but that only makes me more grateful for the mutuals I have that make being on here worth it and my life better 😌 I love y’all and wanted to make a mini appreciation post

also if any people are new to the fandom this is a lil sort of “people to follow” list

@sunkissedvelez - lol you know I love you, so I'm gonna keep the grossness off the dash for everyone but her writing and moodboards are incredible for anyone else reading

@zabdielsprincesa - bxtch !!! one of my fave people on earth !! I stay cuz you stay. also discourse queen

@brightdarkeyes - ilyyyy despite your heavy breathing you are licher ally everything to me. also a great writer and super funny.

@zabdielmuch - you have horrible opinions but boy you make me laugh and I miss you when you're gone. great gif maker !!

@yatusabess - light of my life?? one of my fave people on the planet?? I adore you. has all the tea for new fandom people

@smoljoelito - dafsdhflakjhds how did I even live before I found my bxtch twin? also your writing is top notch

@cncothoughts - one of the most talented people here and so so sweet. I swear none of y’all will regret following her.

@cnc-oh-boi - such a good writer and an even better friend. one of the sweetest people alive.

@lotalove - your tag is your tag for a reason, we are so well matched I feel like I gotta rub my eyes sometimes when we talk because no wAy are we that good together? also she's funny and cute so follow her ass!

@laleylaw - you make me laugh EVERY SINGLE DAY. ily. follow her to be entertained lol you'll never be bored again

@h-bea92 - very very sweet person and does readings!! unproblematic queen

@prettyboypimentel - lol one of my faves even though we act like we hate each other like 90% of the time. she funny and writes and don't you dare mess with her or you’ll answer to me

@anninhiliation - afdskjlfhksj the funniest bxtch !! we talk every day and every single thing she says makes me laugh. she also writes about things I cannot discuss here 👀

@virgato - a sweetheart if I ever saw one which doesn't mean she won’t f*ck you up if needed. grateful every day I'm lucky enough to have you as a friend and has an incredible voice and posts covers, content and will just generally brighten your dash

@papichriscnco - my girllll. one of my faves. so so sweet and writes SO much like....her work ethic is next level. I adore youuuu

@taemaflex - she cute, she funny, she outta pocket, she deserves your follow and your love thanks.

@ctrlcnco - funny as hell and gives the Content. literally been checking her blog since my phone’s been broken cuz I know she’ll deliver. also a great friend and she writes so 👀

@glossedchaos - unproblematic and lovely. isn’t a primarily cnco blog but worth a follow anyways.

@wavychvnel - ilyyyy. what aren’t you? you got the moodboards, the opinions, the looks, the intelligence-- *insert gif of lady gaga: beautiful, stunning, talented, amazing*

@zabdidaddi - you're so cute, ily. perfect person to start a friendship with because she's just so sweet

@ericksmamita - bad and bougie with some cnco and bad bunny sprinkled in, god bless

@darlingcnco - just a total cutie, worth being friends with and adorable in general

@jhaeyun - loml!!!! AMAZING writer and even better person, y'all don't even KNOW

@shordyfromdablock - funny, kind, an intellectual if I ever saw one with that taste in music. she worth a follow and part of the pretty cncowner gang (but who on this list isn't). 

@mifantasiafavorita - I love youuuuuuuuu! incredible writer and person!!

@velezsglitch - one of the nicest people I ever met, no cap. follow her to have your heart stolen.

@peachyvinyl - drops facts only and is so so sweet. ily

@insert-cnco-username-here - you Know things and i love talking to you. just smart and interesting, would recommend.

@hoeyance & @ethnicgirlmamita - we haven't talked before but would recommend these blogs. hilarious and fun to see on the dash 

if you’re not on here these are just the people off the top of my head, I'm sorry if I missed you I'm sure I'm missing a few

[astralkoo]

Beautifully Misfit

SERIES; Hybrid BTS

‣ Genre: fluff, smutt, hybrid au

‣ Word Count: 2.08k

‣ Pairing(s): skunk!Jimin x reader, puppy!Taehyung x reader, bunny!Jungkook x reader

‣ Warning(s): very strong language, lots and lots of f-bombs so beware of that, bit of angst if you squint real hard, nothin else for this chapter so enjoy ;)

‣ to be aware of: sub!jimin, switch!taehyung, switch!jungkook, dom!reader, some kinky ass future happenings, BDSM themes, some heavy angst, and triggering themes. 

Summary: you never really saw yourself as a hybrid person. that is, until your best friend introduces you to his hybrid, and you suddenly find yourself craving the companionship. you only intended to bring home one. somewhere between the lines you ended up with three beautifully misfit hybrids who craved nothing but your love.

part. i | ii | iii | iv | v | vi (coming soon)

A/N; this is my first post on here, so I’ll make this short… thanks for reading, I’m sorry, ily

Lonely.

It hit you all of a sudden.

You were lonely. For about four months, you’ve been living in you home, working as an editor for your aunt’s absurd gossip magazine, eating solitary meals, sleeping in your admittedly cold bed, and you were just now realizing how lonely you’ve been all this time.

This wasn’t completely out of the blue. You had been feeling a nagging sensation of emptiness in the pit of your stomach for a while now.

But it wasn’t until you had your best friend’s hybrid curled up in your lap, playing with your hair, and babbling about his love for food and pretty things that it settled in exactly what that feeling was.

“You know, you’re kind of cute. Your face is… decent, I suppose. But Namjoonie is much cuter and— oh my gosh you’re crying,” Jin squealed in surprise, shock lighting up on his features as an onslaught of tears suddenly poured from your eyes.

“Shoot, I’m s–sorry, Jin,” you softly cursed, gently pushing the angora hybrid off your lap as you jumped to your feet, hands feverishly working to dry your wet cheeks.

“Was it the cute comment? I mean, it’s true, but I wasn’t intending to hurt your feelings… didn’t realize you were that sensitive,” he grumbled, pouting at the fact that you’d just ruined the mood for him.

You quickly shook you head, “no– no it wasn’t that, I just— shit, I mean, fuck, excuse my language.”

“Y/n! How many times do I have to tell you to watch your profanity around Jin— holy shit, why are you crying?” Namjoon gasped in concern as he walked out of the kitchen before running to your aid. “Did Jin hurt your feelings? I’m so sorry he has no filter whatsoever and says thing without thinking and—”

“It wasn’t that, a Joonie,” you cut him off with a sniffle, “I just realized something.”

Namjoon stared at you for a moment with worried eyes, before turning to his hybrid. “Jinnie, you stay here for a moment, y/n and I need to have a quick talk, alright?” The angora rolled his eyes, not appreciating the secrecy but not arguing to Namjoon’s relief. He quickly guided you into the kitchen, urging you to take a seat while he made you a glass of water.

“What happened? What upset you? Was it really not Jinnie because I know that he can be—” your best friend in ten years began to ramble out questions.

Chuckling lightly, you shook you head. “No, Joon. I swear it wasn’t anything Jin said. He’s a sweetheart, really. A bit blunt, if anything but nothing extreme,” you reassured him with a soft smile. He nodded, eyes swirling with a mixture of relief and confusion.

“Then, what was it?”

You sighed, turning away from him. “I just… I realized how lonely I’ve been.”

Namjoon settled himself in the seat beside yours, gently placing his hand over yours in a comforting gesture. “What do you mean? Lonely how? You know you’ve always got me, and now Jinnie.”

“Of course I know that. And I am so lucky to have you in my life, seriously. You’re the best best friend a girl could as for… when your clumsy ass isn’t breaking my shit, that is.” He gasped dramatically, swatting at your arm, causing you to giggle quietly. “But, we can’t be around each other 24/7, you know? You have your life, your job, your responsibilities, and now your hybrid; and I have mine– minus the hybrid.”

“What’re you trying to say?” He asked, searching your eyes for further explanation.

“I– I just… I hate being alone all the time. Especially in that big house. I’m home all the time, the only places I go are your place and the grocery store when my fridge empties. That’s really sad, Joon,” you muttered, glancing at your intertwined fingers.

“You’re right… that’s really pathetic, y/n.” You laughed, lightly kicking his ankle to which he grinned and squeezed your hand, “but seriously, if you’re so lonely… why not find a boyfriend?”

You snorted loudly at that. “Me? Boyfriend? Please, let’s not get too crazy here, Joonie. Try to keep it realistic, yeah?”

Namjoon rolled his eyes heavily at your response, scoffing softly, “I’m serious, y/n! When’s the last time you even got laid?” His voice dropped to a whisper at the last word, knowing his impressionable hybrid with impeccable hearing was just the next room over. You gaped at him, taking that as your turn hit his arm.

“I don’t see how that’s relevant to my loneliness in the least,” you countered sharply despite the glowing blush making its way into your cheeks, glaring at him pointedly.

He smirked, cocking a brow. “That long, huh?”

You scowled at him stubbornly for a moment. “…yes. Fine. That long, you asshole.”

“Thought so~” he sang, sticking his tongue out, “why don’t you get out there then, huh? It could do you some good, relieve some of that tension.”

“Because, Joonie,” you groaned, slumping forward onto the countertop, face dropping into your folded arms, “that’s not what I want. I don’t want a stupid hook up with some random guy I met in a germ infested bar. That won’t solve my problem, I’m lonely not horny.”

“Same thing,” he shrugged.

You decided it best to just ignore him, continuing, “but I don’t want a boyfriend either. Every time in the past that I’ve had a boyfriend, they’ve only caused me more trouble then they were worth. Either they found someone they found more attractive and ditched me or found someone more interesting and ditched me. Not to mention, guys are just all around dipshits.”

Namjoon pouted, pointing at himself and waiting for some kind of exclusion.

“Besides you of course, Joonie, you’re an angel. I’m talking about straight dudes. They’re the real problem in this society,” you confirmed with an angry huff.

Namjoon raised your half empty glass, “I’ll drink to that.”

“All guys do is cause problems. They will in no way help to solve mine. So now… I don’t know… I just don’t want to be alone anymore,” you groaned, slapping your palms over your face in frustration, “maybe I should just get a bunch of dogs. Become a crazy dog lady. That’d be fun.”

Namjoon was quiet for a moment. “Or… maybe… you could get a hybrid.”

You choked on air, eyes bulging out of your head. “What? No! You’re crazy.” You immediately shot down the idea, shaking your head rapidly.

You? A hybrid owner? Yeah fucking right. You can barely take care of yourself, let alone an entire other human– er, hybrid being. Not to mention you’d be a terrible influence, with your drinking and cursing habits. No hybrid would stand a chance in your home. Owning a hybrid is essentially adopting a child with animalistic appendages and habits. It was really a two for one. Which also meant two times the responsibility.

Responsibility you were anything but prepared for.

“What’s so crazy about it? You’re great with Jin, you took a course on hybrids in college so you’re well informed, and they make amazing companions,” he informed, hands waving around in emphasis.

You shook your head. “No way. I’m not a hybrid person.”

“Says who?”

“Says me! I don’t know the first thing about hybrids, I only took that stupid course in the first place for the easy grade!” You retorted quickly, before a sudden thought occurred.

“Well, personally, I think—”

“Shit what time is it?”

He glanced down at his watch, “almost ten, why?”

You lurched out of the chair, quickly gathering up your belonging, “I’ve got an article deadline at twelve is why, fuck.”

Namjoon nodded with a quiet sigh, following as you scrambled to his front door. Like the gentleman he was, he opened the door, only to stop you half way out it with a hand on your shoulder. You turned back to him with raised brows and a questioning glint in your eyes.

“Just think about it, okay? For me? I hate seeing you like this.”

For the sake of his sanity, as he had a tendency to over worry, you agreed, “okay, Joon. I’ll think about it,” giving him a parting hug before darting to your car, grumbling under your breath, “when you start eating pussy.”

In other words, you definitely would not be reconsidering your decision.

Okay. So you were reconsidering.

It had been a day since you had dropped by Namjoon’s place. A day since he’d made that absolutely ludicrous suggestion, which gradually looking less and less ludicrous.

It was almost… appealing.

A hybrid companion… that would definitely make the house feel a lot less lonely.

You even wondered about what type you’d get. A dog, maybe. You’ve always had a soft spot for puppies, and you can’t help but coo and swoon whenever you see one on the street.

A cat, perhaps. Cats could be annoying, but they also knew when to step back and give you space, which would be nice. A lot less maintenance than dogs. But dogs were cuddly as hell and you’d enjoy having a cuddle buddy, that’s for sure.

Now, this is all circumstantial depending on the breed.

Hell, you were really bad at making important decisions.

“Shit, focus!” You cursed, smacking your cheeks harshly enough to make yourself groan as the skin tinted a hot red. You were supposed to be working on an article your aunt had just sent to you for editing.

But god damn the only thing on your mind was hybrids, hybrids, hybrids, and… what do you know— more hybrids!

“Fucking mother fucker fucking bitch can’t mind his own god damn son of a bitch business,” you growled under your breath as you slammed your laptop shut and yanked your phone out of the pocket of your baggy sweat (perk of working at home; you never have anyone to impress) and aggressively typing in Namjoon’s number before holding it up to your ear, muttering angrily to empty air. After the third ring, he finally picked up.

“Hey, Y/n, what’s--”

“Fuck you, Kim Namjoon. Fuck you to hell.”

“Up,” a short pause, “okay, I admit, was not expecting that response, but okay. Any particular reason you’re fucking me to hell?” 

“Hybrids.”

“Hybrids?”

“Yes, hybrids. I want a hybrid so fuck you.”

“Why fuck me if you’re the one that wants a hybrid?”

“Because you’re the one that put the idea of hybrids into my head in the first place,” you hissed in retaliation, slamming your fist down on your desk for emphasis.

He snorted loudly, “well, it wouldn’t be in your head if you didn’t want it a little bit in the first place. My suggestion just made you realize what was already a subconscious desire.” 

It was your turn to pause, lips pursing together as you thought it over. Fuck, you hated logic and reason, always ruining all your fun. “Fuck, you’re right. In that case, fuck me, too. In fact, fuck everything, the world is bullshit and this is not what I signed up for.” 

“When has the world ever been fair, babe,” he chuckled. 

Groaning loudly, you slumped back in your chair, dramatically throwing your arm over your face. “I don’t know what to do, Joon.”

“Do you really want a hybrid? They can be a lot of responsibility, but they really do make phenomenal companions, especially if you get the perfect one for you.” His words were somewhat consoling for your brain, which was currently going on overdrive. 

You pouted, tugging your knees up to your chest. “Do you think I could handle it?”

“I know you can handle it. You’re a lot more mature than you give yourself credit for. And even if it gets a bit overwhelming, I’ll always be there to help you out, you know that.”

You nodded to no one in particular, gnawing at your lip with furrowed brows, buried in your own thoughts, a back and forth battle going on in your brain. Do you really want this? A hybrid all your own. It would be nothing like going and visiting with Jin, you knew that much. It would be completely your responsibility, your companion, all yours. 

For some reason, that thought brought a ghost of a smile to your lips. 

Yours. That sounds surprisingly nice.

“Okay,” you murmured softly. 

“Okay?” He repeated.

“Okay... it looks like I’m adopting a hybrid.”

[riskeith]

happy weekend dearest!

other than the snow angels, i haven’t done much.,, just been cozying it up with coffee and blankets at home hehe. 30 degrees... amazing. ideal feeling like a rotisserie chicken weather. 😌 bc of global warming we’ve been having some great summers these past few years. it even gets to 30 degrees as well which was unheard of tbh.

you’re so cute for caring ilysm <3 and aaa! a walk! do you have any perticular place you enjoy walking to or does the winds guide you, hehe? EDITING A FIC... 👀 i’m looking respectfully...... 👀 wait did the event open up for you already? i tried to play it earlier today but it wasn’t there yet... the lost riches one right?

bennett is best boy i still can’t believe it either!!! he’s seriously the cutest he just makes me so happy. when i need to explore and run around i always run with him bc i love his lines so much. what a bebie. you should go for it there are still some days left! + he’s a four star so he’s easier to get. GUOBA IS SO FUNNY he’s just.... a little fucking bear i can’t stop laughing... tbh the little creatures like amber’s bunny too just 😭 have you seen those yt clips of them dancing? obsession..

i need to ask you this bc when i found out i lost my mind: did you know that the japanese va for razor is also the va for tsukishima (haikyuu) and shigaraki (bnha)???? insane!!! it made me consider switch to japanese dub tbh.. which dub do you use?

maybe i’ll send you a little part and you can read or something shdkdhskdjdjf help 😳 it’s not edited or anything so it might take a while plus i’m super into writing bnha these days so.... but hey if You have any prompts you want to read maybe i’ll write a drabble for you. i don’t mind at all! <33333 ask for anything!!

(FIC-COLLAB!!:!/$:)!:&//&/!$:’sidnd HELP.... omg what kind of fic would we write....?)

exactly! i think when you realize that there’s nothing keeping you there anymore that brings you joy, that’s when you need to step back. social media is a bit fucked up that way imo. like you want to be there to be informed and to have fun but it takes so much.. hm. also you always tell me this but i wanna tell you to that YOU are the reason i enjoy social media these days so.. thank you <3

you relate to bakugou and lance? that’s super hot of you.. 🥵 my wifey is a self assured, super intense and talented person.. couldn’t ask for better tbh. i think out of them both i’m pretty much like todoroki.. we’re super similar in so many ways now that i think about it shsjdhdhdj.. how about we just stay c.r and m.a our dynamic is perfect as is LMAO

DOUBLE VENTI! I’D LOOOOVE THAT FOR US. bow users are difficult indeed but venti is one of the easier bow users it feels like... idk watching others game play he doesn’t have as much pushback as say amber for example. 12K PRIMOGEMS..... babe you’re getting your xiao!!!!!! how long have you been saving? also i seriously don’t mind if it comes down to it hakshddkhd i can be your genshin sugar mommy... ;) imagine a c6 venti though that seems insane. literal insanity.

SPEAKING OF SHIPPING.... THE POST YOU POSTED... THEY STOLE OUR IDEA AND IT LOOKS SO CUTE AND ITS CHONGYUN AND XINGYUN WHICH IS EVEN BETTER... THEY LOOK SOOOOO CUTE TOGETHER I’M OBSESSEDDDDD!!!! <3333 dude idk how but we are doing that co-op date somehow i’m super inspired i want that for us so badly... (also i need to say smth... my love language is when people say ‘i thought of you when i...’ and the fact that you said that just hsjdfhjdjdksk shit)

actually you’re right.. the only way we’d get a sequel is if they did something with the mfe fighters.. like kinkade james veronica nadia and ina. idk how attractive that would be tho...

i’m a lady, my dearest *dips* no but my pronouns are she/her!! sorry i didn’t mention it before i thought i made it clear shsjsjdkdj. ty for asking tho ♥️ super sweet!

AAA!!!!!!!!!! EEE!! i’m super super excited. if it’s like,, too public and you don’t just wanna post it i might think about exposing myself or smth... if that would make you more comfy. no matter what you do i’m just gonna be here buzzing, *hinata voice* one more one more one more.

oh!! i listen to everything but kpop sjdjdkdhdk i did have a semi-phase around like 2014-19 ish but dropped it pretty hard . now i have no clue what goes on there anymore i mostly enjoy rnb indie n rap/hip.. my gay ass was considering making a little playlist or smth for u but i want to make it with songs You’d like so i might pull up my old kpop faves hehe..

guess chilling is out of the question then, heh. hope you slept well!! i’m gonna try to wake up earlier so we’ll have a chance to send more messages during the weekend perhaps... mwah!!

YOURS, m.a. <3

happy weekend!!!! hope you can ease up a bit since there’s no school hehe

“feeling like a rotisserie chicken weather” FHSKFHKSDF yes!! but it honestly sucks when it gets any hotter bc we don’t have central cooling in our house so rip... and my laptop fan goes crazy ahaha. 30 degrees being unheard of.. can’t relate! fsdfjs. have you guys had to adjust to those changing temperatures? rip climate change tho :’(

<333 i do!! i usually walk to the local park and then the streets around that.. omg speaking of... do you play pokemon go? DHAFKHSDKFHSKDFHKSDH i got back into it again recently ahaha. it’s for a free bakudeku zine!! hehehe it’s out at the end of jan so 👀

i just checked and the event is open !!!!!!!!! good luck hehe !

yup lost riches!! and the event opens at 4am server time, so since i’m in asia i get it earlier hehe which colour seelie are you gonna go for tho omg i was debating it with my friend last night.. i’m gonna pick gold!!

baby bennett!! that’s true but i can’t risk getting a 5 star otherwise my pity will reset for xiao fhdskfhskjfhkjshkfj next time :(((( but albedo /is/ super pretty and i see a lot of people saying they like him... NO !!! xiao only >:( no omg i don’t think i’ve seen those clips ? is it mmd where they like dance to other songs and stuff ahah

yes i did!!!! and the VA for diluc is giorno from jjba and kuroko from knb!! omg wait and venti’s VA is hinata did you know that? fun fact i guessed it was him when i first heard his voice LOL that’s my secret talent 😩 and i use japanese dub!! i’ve considered using chinese too bc i can understand it but i just like the japanese voice actors tbh and also i can excuse it as “listening practice” AHAH

yes pls!! sending something bnha is fine too, or legit anything else lmao i’m open arms over here~~ 🤗👐 and ooft... it’s hard thinking of prompts that’s why i always ask others HSDKFJHSDKFHSD but i’ll let you know if i think of something!!!

(no clue!!!! but we could each write from a character’s POV so hopefully it’s more consistent 🤪🤪 idk i have no clue how fic collabs work AHAHA)

yeahhh one of my mutuals said “social media is a curse” and honestly hard agree.. we’re all kinda trapped in a way LMAO. and no pls don’t thank me.. you’re the one who found me first 😩💘 ily..

FSDHKJFS pls you’re making me blush come on 😳😳 but yes i love that for us... m.a. x c.r. the only valid ship 😩

woooo!!!! yeah you’re probably right, like given the fact he’s a 5 star his mechanics are probably different.. i know that diluc’s charged attack is different to the other claymore users so! IM GETTING MY XIAO!!!! and hm i’ve been saving since the middle of zhongli banner! so december 10 ish around then? dragonspine was a blessing tbh i reckon i got sooo many primogems from that. FGJKSHFKJSDHFKSDHSHKJFH my genshin sugar mummy 🥵🥵 c6 venti unstoppable..

AHAHAHA YEAH THEY LOOK /SO/ CUTE TOGETHER!!! i wonder how they got so many of the images tho like they must’ve been so in sync?!?!? ugh that could be us but no cross-server co-op be playin’.. (fhdskjfhdskjfhs um!! noted for future reference 🤪)

omg them.. i always forget about them LMAOOOOOOOOO ugh. actually i wouldn’t be mad if we got a prequel of like when keith was in the garrison... or even when shiro was with adam... ugh so much they could’ve given us and they chose not to

*waggles eyebrows* well hello there, m’lady ;) and it’s fine fhdskjf i had some inklings but didn’t wanna assume ya know? ahah :p

no!! it’s all g, i’ve thought about posting it before anyway. like, just releasing all of my WIPs and letting people do what they want with them HAAHA. (i could also just put the link under a read more and less people would see it, so it’s no biggie!) fkdshfkjs the hinata impression omg precious <33

FJHFDSKJ awks ahah which groups were you into tho! if it’s not like scarring for you to think back to LOL. and oooo i like indie too! i think.. or is it alt? honestly i don’t even know, tbh my music taste is pretty diverse and a mess, i can usually listen to a lot of things. except slow songs i don’t really like those hfdskj. and i don’t like rap too much either FHSDKJS whenever my friend gives me a rec i’m just like “oh i liked the singing parts in that” FDSKJF. a playlist tho huh 😳🥺

and pls!! if the weekend is your only chance to sleep in then do it.. for me 😩 i’ve been legit waking up at 12pm these past few days FKJHSKDF idek why like i’m sleeping 10 hours?? yikes. but as always i shall be waiting for your response <3 💌

[ventrue-rosary]

ALL THE CREATING OCS QUESTIONS FOR LYRIS

THANK YOU ILY

What was the first element of your OC that you remember considering (name, appearance, backstory, etc.)? Originally Lyris was gonna be a half-elf bard for a pathfinder campaign that got cancelled. The first thing I settled on her was that she was a half-elf. Fitting that when I was making this campaign’s version of Lyris I first decided her race, a a full elf

Did you design them with any other characters/OCs from their universe in mind?The original Lyris, I suppose. But the only things I really took from her was her first name and appearance

How did you choose their name?I mentioned before she started as a bard. When I was making bard-Lyris, I decided to use a music-related elf-sounding name. I thought of a few, which I have now forgotten, but settled on Lyris, derived from lyrics.

In developing their backstory, what elements of the world they live in played the most influential parts?The campaign setting plays a pretty integral part when making any dnd characters because lore, location, culture and all that has to be taken into account

Is there any significance behind their hair color?No, I just like dark hair

Is there any significance behind their eye color?Again, I just like green eyes (also my eyes are green...)

Is there any significance behind their height?As a tall lady I prefer to play shorter characters for a change of pace

What (if anything) do you relate to within their character/story?The fact that though she might be an asshole, at her heart Lyris means well, and would walk to the ends of the universe for her friends

Are they based off of you, in some way?All of my OC’s get a lil bit of my personality, mostly unintentionally. Lyris is sorta like my more thirsty side dialled up to 11 and given more confidence than I have lol

If they have an LI, how much of their character is tailored to be compatible to that person?Lyris would never completely change herself for Branek, after all he fell in love with her the way she is now, but she is gonna dial back her promiscuity to avoid breaking his heart

Did you know what the OC’s sexuality would be at the time of their creation?I always planned for her to be pan. I guess you could say I *puts on shades* panned it all out

What have you found to be most difficult about creating art for your OC (any form of art: writing, drawing, edits, etc.)?Well as someone who sucks at art drawing anything involving her is hard. And writing is always a pain but plot-bunnies are constantly cropping up for Lyris, making it a struggle to stick to one project and see it through

How far past the canon events that take place in their world have you extended their story, if at all?I’ve written some pre, during and post-campaign stuff for Lyris. She is probably the OC I’ve most written about, but without knowing whats going to happen in the future in the campaign, post-Tyranny of Dragons stuff I consider non-canon, for now

If you had to narrow it down to 2 things that you MUST keep in mind while working with your OC, what would those things be?How she is a woman confident in her own sexuality, and will absolutely shoot first ask questions later

What is something about your OC can make you laugh?Oh, me and my dnd group share many jokes and laughs over her promiscuous attitude, but how in-campaign she has the charisma of a dead slug apparently 

What is something about your OC can make you cry?The angsty backstory I wrote for her

Is there some element you regret adding to your OC or their story?No, but I do regret not adding some things, like the elements of her backstory I’ve written the past few months. I just didn’t think of them during the time I made her character.

What is the most recent thing you’ve discovered about your OC?That she was captured by slavers. I know I started that December, but it’s the most recent character-changing event I’ve wrote

What is your favorite fact about your OC?The fact that she is, or rather was, one of Bahamut’s golden dragons

[quincette]

Would you mind to serve some.. *inhales and exhales* YUKIMURA smutty headcanon?! Ily💕

Awiiieeeee, hahahahaha, of course! 

Can’t get enough of this Blushing Cinnamon Roll! 

After the break, to protect innocent eyes!

Yukimura in Bed

Absolutely loves sex and physical contact with his lover but is a late bloomer because he has that hang up, sex = pregnancy = death thing, also: mommy issue that had him put his lady on a pedestal at first.

Has the complete collection of Saizo’s Love Guides but never really reads them cover to cover because he’s not sure he can handle it. Channels his libido and energy through physical training. 

Just needs a confident, brave and curious (or just really, really thirsty) partner with whom he shares chemistry and trust and connection to get over that issue.

His spectrum covers Blushing Virgin to (Still Blushing) Energizer Bunny Sex Machine.

Best way to engage him in bed? Treat it like a sport (well, technically, it is, a very *fun* sport). He is very, very good at following instruction and physical training. And always aims for excellence, yessir!

Enthusiastic 1,000% but also, a puddle of goo once you take charge and told him what to do and when to do it. He would make a very good sub once you establish enough confidence to instruct and dominate him. He gets off on it.

High key loves Praise Kink and voice Kink. If you tell him he can’t cum yet, he won’t, he physically can’t, actually. He wants to do well, oh so well. If you tell him he can’t cum unless he’s made you cum three times first, he will do so, and more, challenge accepted!

A Boob Man, through and through. Happy place.

Not dumb, just dense. Also his reflex is quicker.

Talk to him during sex. Sweet, dirty, guide him, command him. Ask him to talk back and he will reveal that he’s actually pretty decent at dirty talk (though, most of it is just because he is just Honest with his body)

A perfect day is a day where he gets to experience a seamless sequence of physical activities that involve, outdoorsy activities, sex, eating and eating in bed (both you and actual food) and more sex, in whichever order.

Loves cooking with you. His food is not the prettiest but you betcha it’s tasty, and healthy, which is always a feat. Boy knows his superfoods.

Kitchen sex, yes please. Food play? well, that’s how it started.

Big fan of pillow talk, silly and sweet and hushed and random stuff mostly, sometimes philosophical.

Seeks physical comfort when anxious, will lead to angsty sex if you let him but he would absolutely content with just being held and touched, adored and dotted on.

His passion for physical activity is infectious, expect to become Fit. 

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[wongguk]

92 question tag

i was tagged by the one and only @ukihyunnie and i take my chance to thank you for tagging me in your follow forever i lowkey cried cause you are my fav mx blog and also congrats on hitting 1k 💖💖💖

THE LAST …

1. drink: lemonade

2. phone call: with my mom if the dog has eaten and got his vitamins in fear that i give him overdose

3. text message: lol i got it from my phone service to pay the bills your girl is wilding

4. song you listened to: GOT7 - Hey Yah

5. time you cried: today cause sistar and the follow forever tag idk what is wrong with me

HAVE YOU EVER …

6. dated someone twice: make it three lol SHAME

7. been cheated on: no? probably not

8. kissed someone and regretted it: *warflashbacks* yup

9. lost someone special: yup

10. been depressed: ... no... i was just extremely sad for a while but i am all good

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: throwing up is my biggest fear and i am so proud of myself that i did not throw up yet from alcohol pray for me that it won’t change

LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS (12, 13, 14):

black cause i am emo

dark blue

did i say black? cause black

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU …

15. made new friends: oh yes at work but i made more this year! [mutuals assemble!]

16. fallen out of love: i did although i wasn’t really in love either so

17. laughed until you cried: probably? it’s pretty easy to make me laugh hard just send me a meme for example

18. found out someone was talking about you: no

19. met someone who changed you: exbf i wanna say a shoutout to you

20. found out who your true friends are: yup

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: *warflashbacks reloaded* also my hook ups constantly add me on facebook so...........................

GENERAL STUFF

22. how many of your facebook tumblr friends do you know in real life: i use tumblr more but i have not yet met my tumblr friends which is a shame

23. do you have any pets: three dogs actually! one of them ran up to me today and lied down in my lap and my mom said he probably stepped in dog poop so i can feel the love

24. do you want to change your name: in the past i wanted to but now i am embracing it cause how badass réka sounds to foreigners right?

25. what did you do for your last birthday: i had a little party in the woods with my friend cause she has the same birth date but that party gone too wild let me not get into details

26. what time did you wake up: 7am cause i was hungry but i was lazy to get out of bed so i went back to sleep

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: watching real class and looking at Ten like this:

LISTEN if he is ever released from the sm dungeon he is going to ruin my bias list and i am NOT READY

28. name something you cannot wait for: end of exams tbh

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: like minutes ago we ate icecream

30. what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i would like to live in new york with my biffle but other than that i am good also a private jet would come in handy as a second option

31. what are you listening to right now: Seventeen - Don’t Wanna Cry sums up my day lol

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: well the hungarian equivalent of it yes and i did not like him

33. something that is getting on your nerves: my eyebrows atm cause they need to be sorted just like my life plus a guy who has been messaging me nonstop and i don’t know how to reply to him lol

34. most visited website: tumblr and youtube cause i am a total trash

35. elementary school: in my hometown but like its name changed to german language school and i did not study german my whole life is a lie [fun fact i was an art student]

36. high school: dual language school and i supposedly can speak italian along with english and hungarian but pls don’t test me

37. college: hopefully starting this september but my entrance exams are still going [i wanna study eastern culture and languages OR media design]

38. hair color: dyed so black with blue ombre

39. long or short hair: midlong? idk i always had this

40. do you have a crush on someone: “wonho: who has a cute face and a thumbs up? this guy”

41. what do you like about yourself: my eyes are pretty? also my abs but they are disappearing at an alarming rate gotta work out

42. piercings: fake earplug lol

43. blood type: A

44. nickname: well my name only has awful nicknames so make one for me lol

45. relationship status: single lady ay ay ay

46. zodiac sign: scorpio the devil herself

47. pronouns: she/her

48. favorite tv show: i don’t watch tv shows does anime count? 

49. tattoos: none but i want a few

50. righty or lefty: i am always righty ayyyy~

FIRST …

51. surgery: did not have any yet

52. piercing: ear piercings that you get in your childhood... my ears couldn’t take it tho

53. best friend: the same old lame flop queen 

54. sport: soccer with my bro

55. vacation: we went camping somewhere in hungary but i don’t remember cause i was tiny

56. pair of sneakers: fake converse cause i am always broke who tries to be hip

right now …

57. eating: mini marshmallows~

58. drinking: i have some water lol

59. i’m about to: study i am still at my third history topic SHAME

60. listening to: BTS - CYPHER PT.4!!!! [I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE MYSELF]

61. waiting for: green day concert, and festival

62. do you want kids: not really? idk i don’t really think of this but i will probably adopt

63. do you want to get married: nah i’ll pass

64: what career do you want: animation artist! lowkey youtuber lol 

WHICH IS BETTER …

65. hugs or kisses: hugssssss but it depends on my mood lol

66. lips or eyes: EYES i love them you can get lost in them slgdknasncv that was so tumblr i am sorry

67. shorter or taller: taller cause two words: OVERSIZED. SWEATERS.

68. older or younger: older preferebly but same age is where i am confident lol

70. nice arms or nice stomach: idk i don’t really look at them like that

71. sensitive or loud: both??? honestly i would love both but since my last bf was sensitive i will say loud

72. hook up or relationship: relationship but nowadays i am all about hook ups cause i don’t wanna commit oops

73. troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER …

74. kissed a stranger: i mean...................i am pretty sure i introduced myself

75. drank hard liquor: yup the way to start a party

76. lost glasses/lenses: no but in primary school i lost my ugly witch nose for my costume cause everyone wanted to try it on and i miss it pls come back to me

77. turned someone down: oh boi yes

78. had sex on the first date: nope

79. broken someone’s heart: ugh yep............

80. had your heart broken: yep again but i am cool now

81. been arrested: nah

82. cried when someone died: yes

83. fallen for a friend: lol yup i did what a mistake don’t do this kiddos

DO YOU BELIEVE IN …

84. yourself: ??? i- sometimes??? 

85. miracles: not really

86. love at first sight: nah i am not about that

87. santa claus: no. neither in the eastern bunny cause i saw my mom putting chocolate in my basket cause i pretended to sleep lol

88. kiss on the first date: ooooops... yes

89. angels: yeah and i believe my guardian is facepalming themselves a lot

OTHER …

90. current best friends name: TIMI YO LOSER DID YOU GET THROUGH ALL OF THIS AYYYYYY [ily💖]

91. eye color: green/blue with like golden lining around the pupil

92. favorite movie: inception probs but i wanna say big hero 6

if you make it through congrats! 💖💖💖 I am tagging my boos @letmeknow-tomorrow @photosynthesizingparkhyungsik @chanxyeollie @kittyminhyuk @nctgyu @pinqk @kawaii-hedgehog and anyone who would like to do this! (ofc none of you has to do it if you don’t want to aaaaand huge thanks for tagging me again love 💖)

[markleetrashh]

ay e yEAH [insert mark's voice here from Take It] i wanna requeS T GIFLESS REACTIONSSS BUT THERE ARE SO MANY LIKE -nct [any uniteu] reacting that you can rap better than markeu -you're annoying as haechan because you're his cousin/little sister -you can dance to Navillera 2 times faster and so many more like?????? YOU CAN CHOOSE ONE OUT OF THE OPTIONS SO YOU WON'T BE STRESSED

this is going to be gifless like you requested so !! also i chose nct 127 because most of the members are in this unit , if you want another unit do feel free to request again hehe ily

Nct 127’s reaction to you being Haechan’s younger sister

Taeil: When Haechan first introduced you to him , he was polite and really awkward , but as soon as you opened your mouth to speak ,or start making funny jokes/roasts , he knew what was going to come for him - he had to deal with Haechan2.0 .

But surprisingly though, you and Haechan hardly ever tease him , mainly because he’s much older than y'all and he’s so clueless sometimes , you find it hard to make fun of him . But that one time you imitated and teased his owl impression for a whole day straight , he looked so done with you , you eventually apologised and hugged him cheekily .

Johnny: I feel like Johnny would just smile to himself a lot , as he noticed how you’d have similar personality traits with Haechan , and he found it cute that you’d always try to make the others around you laugh .

Being the romantic and sweet guy he is , he wouldn’t mind much if you teased and joked around with him a lot . But if you did it too overboard though , he’d tease you back instantly - making fun of you being shorter than he is , and probably also pat your head after , saying how much you remind him of a kid - which you’d be pouty and whiny about .

Taeyong: As soon as you met him for the first time , “ Ty track !! Ty track !! ” , you high fived Haechan and laughed together with your brother - he facepalmed himself and sighed , knowing that he had to deal with another kid , which he found adorable anyway .

Despite the number of times you played a prank on him though, he’d still help you no matter what , and giving you advice when needed to . Gets annoyed when you greet him with ‘Ty track’ instead of ‘oppa’ but doesn’t show it , because he likes how you’re so carefree and happy all the time , just like Haechan .

Yuta: When you introduced yourself as Haechan’s sister , he immediately replied with a “ Wow donghyuck ah , i didn’t know you had such a pretty sister ” - you knew what his character was like . Both of you eventually got closer and would have little roasts competitions and arguements with one another from time to time , which Haechan sometimes joins in too , which yuta dislikes because all he wants is to talk to you tbh .

“ oppa , stop flirting so much with winwin , he looks so uncomfortable all the time ”

“ shut up , no one’s flirting with who - unless you count me and you ”

“ no one wants to flirt with you ew ”

“ oh i’m sorry i was talking to the BEAUTIFUL lady behind , not you haha ”

Doyoung: Was really excited to meet you , in hopes that you’d be much sweeter and not as annoying as Haechan , but was caught off guard when you and donghyuck played a prank together on him . Was genuinely upset about it and it was not only you apologised and promised to make it up to him that he forgave you .

Nags at you A LOT , and has a frown on his face most of time - not because he dislikes you , but because you’re always disturbing and teasing him , and with Haechan around it’s two times worst . But nonetheless he still treats you like a child sometimes and helps you out a lot , and sometimes you’d catch him smiling and shaking his head at your silly actions .

Jaehyun: Like Johnny , he’d be really chill about it and probably not do much , only laughing and giggling at the jokes you make and how loud you were . At times too , he’d tell Haechan about how he thinks you’re cute , which you eventually found out about because donghyuck cant keep his mouth shut .

Would probably agree with you on playing pranks on the other members , especially on Doyoung because he likes seeing bunny pissed . Loves taking care of you and treating you like a child too , and he probably saved your contact name as “ hyuck’s lovely sister ” or somewhere along those lines .

WinWin: Shookt™ and speechless at first when he realised how you and Haechan were so alike , especially the loudness and happiness , being the mood maker and talker of your first meeting/encounter with each other .

Would just smile to himself quietly and let you do what you want , as he’s used to haechan around , it’s nothing new with you now . But at the same time he’s too cute and pure , you hardly ever make fun/tease him , but instead you’re unconsciously sweet to him most of the time , which of course caught haechan off when he noticed , making him suspect that you had a crush on winwin .

Mark: “ this hyung is so dumb but also great at the same ” - you remember your brother telling you this , and you eventually understood what he meant when you got to know him better . He’s so clueless and naive you feel the need to tease him all the time , which he’d always just sigh and shake his head to after , denying and claiming to what you were teasing about .

Poor Mark now has to deal with both you and Haechan , as y'all constantly tease and joke about him . But since Mark has known donghyuck for the longest time ever , he wasn’t surprised when he noticed that you and haechan were the exact same . At times he’d also smile and laugh to himself , can’t help but agree that you were a funny person .

Haechan: He’d always wanted to introduce you to the members , mainly because he feels that you’d be good friends with them , and also because he wanted to prove to the other members that there was someone just as annoying as he is .

Both of you like just like partners in crime and like to play pranks and tease the other members . But at the end of the day you’re thankful towards him because he gave you the opportunity to meet and make friends with such wonderful people .

[heykittygorls]

hey bb!! i'm sorry i haven't visited in a while, i've just been dealing with a lot of family shit with the holiday and ugh work is so dumb. how have you been? ily so much ~hunny bunny 💝

Heyyyyy hunny Bunny this week is what👏🏾ALMOST OVER👏🏾! I know it’s only Tuesday! I’ve missed you a lot. Let me tell you about my day I went to the store to get beer because ( 4th of July and apparently “Men” drink “Beer” not vodka 🙄) I put the rack on the thingy to pay and the Cashier just looks at me and rings me up! DIDN’T EVEN CARD ME 😭! Oh what a day oh what a day I’m 27 years old and turning grey! I legit almost cried because what does that mean? Am I an old lady now are people going to start calling me Grandmother Willow? I hope you have a good week my love! Work sucks but you know what sucks even more THE STRESS THAT COMES WITH HAVING NO MONEY!