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[kiwicidios]

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[sunniewr]

⠀⠀ ⃯⃯🕯 ᪻᪻𝓼࣪♥︎꯭۟⠀꯭ㅤ໋࣮𝖻ִ𝗎𝖻ִ𝖻ִ𝗅ᥱׂ𝗌 𖦹❟ִ໋❥꯭𝖻ִᥝ᪾ׅt᮫𝗁꯭ㅤֺ᩿🧴ꨳ᪾ִיִㅤֺㅤ᩿ㅤֺ

[kelin-is-writing]

slides into inbox hi :D

there's been a little dabi scenario on my mind all day long so i thought i'll share hehe

dabi x someone who's always freezing xD

he would secretly love it so much bc you always snuggle up to him when you get the chance to so he doesn't even have to ask you for cuddles (which is still a little hard for him)

he loves how he can provide so much comfort for you and the happy sigh you release when you bury your face in the crook of his neck has him swooning

but there's one thing that upsets him - he doesn't own any sweaters you can borrow from him

so he eventually decides to get some and wear them for a bit so you can steal them from him (poor guy almost had a heat stroke but it was worth it in his opinion)

he was worried you might stop cuddling with him once you start wearing the hoodies but turns out you're still a little cold and nothing combats the chills better than your human heater boyfriend :3

- 🥛

OH MY GOD MILK—

THIS WAS AIMED AT ME PERSONALLY I’M SO—!!!!!

no ‘cause listen, i’m that type of person who not only is almost always freezing (if i don’t have a thermosiphon near) but who also has always hands and toes cold too, the dream team basically /s, so dabi would just be the perfect boyfriend for me 😋

NO BECAUSE LIKE—

he’s also 100% the type of boyfriend who holds your cold hand intertwine your fingers and puts it inside the pocket of his jacket to keep it warm as you walk around the city, when he ain’t out cleaning the trash.

OR OR when you two are laying on the couch watching a movie with you against his chest, his arms surrounding your waist to hold you close to him, while dabi’s legs intertwine with yours to keep them warm as much as he can and when you turn around to hug him happily, burying your face onto his chest, he’s screaming internally hard because you’re so damn cute.

PLEASESDJKSDJSKSDJSKDJKSDJKSJDKSDJKSJDSKDJKSDJKS THIS IS SO—

[brw]

Favorite official marvel artist to draw Hank? (Or fan artists if you wish!)

ooooo i do really love the art of john cassaday who i reblogged very recently, i really like the catness of his hank that still managed to be distinctly beastial and really made the animal Vs scientist aspect of hank feel much more prominent, it added a lot to the otherwise meagre whedon characteristion. other than that, i really love stuart immonen's work, both versions of hank look super distinctive and lovely.

And I'll admit to not being immune to Martin Coccolo unfortunately the characteristion sucks and it's ruined by the fact that Percy almost 100% told him to draw him like that because Benjamin Percy is verbally fatphobic but whatever i reserve my right to like big furries.

[martyrbat]

[ID: a ‘got milk?’ advertisment that's used in a campaign to encourage the consumption of dairy products. In it, Superman is shown from a slightly low angle and is holding a glass of milk in one hand as he has his muscular arms crossed. He's standing with his legs spread and has a milk mustache as he stares at the viewer. Text next to his head reads, ‘want bones of steel?’ as the text that's next to his pelvis reads, ‘The calcium in milk helps make bones strong.’ END ID]

[pwouted]

what's your favorite brand? mine is liz lisa!

oh gosh .. it's hard for me to just choose one brand as my favorite! 💭 i also really love liz lisa, but recently i've really enjoyed looking at older axes femme releases (∩´͈ ᐜ `͈∩) there's quite a few pieces that i have my eye on lately!

[sugarcherriess]

I am just dropping in and then saw your event 👀 so I'm thinking tsundere adonis and relentless fool in love hyunjae and the first time tsundere adonis tells him you love him and his reaction 🥺 - 🥛

😡😡😡😡 i made it not soft at all as retaliation because a confession would NEVER go down well between us

Relentless Fool In Love!Hyunjae x Tsundere!Adonis:

cw - smut, very specifically catered to me, please do not proceed, i slap a bitch, yes its in third person, cameos by milk and pup, an ongoing breeding thing, cnc? I don’t know what to call it bc we all know i consent to fucking him more than anything else

The story revolves around a very stupid boy Hyunjae who keeps bothering an orb of spite and hatred named Adonis

He tries his best to make their life a living hell

By acting hot asf but also adorable like how does that WORK?

And being generally the perfect fit for them

And wearing shit that makes Adonis’ blood boil

Because Adonis is just as stupid but their pride is the size of mount everest

But then so is their possessiveness

Anyway thats not the point of this story

Or is it?

Hyunjae has two main minions (affectionate): milk and pup

Milk and pup help Hyunjae’s loser ass try to score Adonis every chance they get

If they don’t get a chance

They make it

Their techniques include:

Texting Adonis about how large Hyunjae’s shoulders are?

Telling Adonis how Hyunjae is the best person to raise a family with

Also finding out personal preferences from big mouth Adonis and snitching to Hyunjae

So Hyunjae can use them against Adonis

“Why the fuck are you going around telling people you’re gonna start a family with me?!”

They slam his dorm room door and burst in uninvited

“Because I am,”

His annoying smile spread on his annoying loser face

“Do you have any idea how humiliating it is to be associated with you around campus?”

Adonis yells in his face

“Thought that was a kink of yours?”

His eyebrow raises in interest

“What?” Adonis asks incredulously, “How could you possibly think that?”

“You’re so easy to read, bunny,”

Adonis is flabbergasted

“Who the fuck said you could call me bunny?”

His smug ass sends a stupid loser smile Adonis’ way

“I have my sources,”

“I will destroy your sources,”

He gasps, scandalised

“You will do no such thing,”

“Watch me,” Adonis spits venomously

“My lovely sources will mention you carrying my babies slightly and you’ll crumble, don’t act so big and bad–“

Adonis shoves him against a wall before he can finish the sentence

“Shut. The fuck. Up.”

“Hmmm,” he puts a finger on his chin and pretends to think, “No!”

“I swear to god, I’ll fix your head on a spear and hang it off the college roof,”

He bends his face to look Adonis in the eye

“So intimate,”

Adonis tells him to shut up again

But ofcourse

He doesn’t

“Admit it. You’re in love with me,”

He fold his arms and leans against the wall

“And why the fuck would I do that?”

“C’mon bunny, I know you wanna be mine. Why do you play so hard to get?”

Adonis would roll their eyes hard enough to risk dislocating them from their socket

“Is that one of the fantasies you use to fuck your hand at night?”

“Not really,” he shrugs, “I mostly think about your mouth on the other end getting stuffed by my cock–“

His face whips to the side from the sheer force of Adonis’ slap and his tooth accidentally cuts his mouth

“You disgusting piece of shit,”

Hyunjae laughs as a bit of blood drips from his lip

“I was told you’re into blood too… nature’s giving you a perfect chance to kiss me,”

Adonis slams his shoulders against the wall again

“I would rather take a shot of snake venom neat and die,”

“Aren’t you full of heat,” Hyunjae giggles mockingly, “We’re perfect for each other,”

“I wouldn’t choose to spend five minutes with you let alone an indefinite eternity,” Adonis scoffs,

Adonis would be all smug and continue

“Besides, I already have my eyes set for Juyeon. I believe his star athlete genes would be perfect for my children,”

Hyunjae’s eyes darken then

He grabs Adonis’ arm and quickly spins them around so their back is to his chest

And their arm is bent in a way that they can’t move without breaking it

“Let me go you fucking freak,”

“Don’t you know how much I love you? Why do you always bring up Juyeon?”

“I said let me go,”

“Never. It pains me to leave your side. You know what I have to do because you won’t let me be with you? I sneak up to your dorms every night and watch you sleep,” He seethes in their ear

Adonis futilely tries to escape his hold

“You know something? Even unconscious, you beg for me. Wanna tell me what that’s all about?”

Adonis whines when he bends their arm more to get a reaction

“You sound exactly like that, begging for me over and over again. Do you dream of my cock? Is it me stuffing your womb full every night?”

Hyunjae wraps his free hand around Adonis’ neck when they begin to shake their head, cutting off their blood supply and making them lightheaded

“It could be your reality if you’d just be a good bunny for once and eat your useless pride,”

“S-stop calling me bunny,”

They’re almost on the verge of passing out

“Why? Does it make your fertile little uterus pulse? Does your pussy widen on its own to welcome my cock? Does your body’s reaction to such a simple term embarrass my baby?”

Adonis’ head falls in shame because it’s true and it’s fucking stupid

He bites their neck hard enough to make them scream

Hyunjae’s hands sneak down to cup their crotch

“I can already feel you drenching your panties. A little birdie named pup told me they’re always pink. Shall I investigate the claim?”

He doesn’t wait for a response before bending them more and ripping away their tights

“So it IS true! So cute!” He coos, infuriating Adonis even more

His hands would be all over their pelvis and thighs

His stupid beautiful hands that caress everything like its made of satin in its most beautiful form

“Touch me and I’ll scream,”

“That’s what I plan to do,” he would reply in a single breath

And continue shredding the unfortunate piece of white tights that showed the bright pink panties underneath anyway

But he just loves being extra doesn’t he

He would push his annoying face into places it should never be in: Adonis’ covered cooch

“Hyunjae get off!”

But he’d just ignore all of their pleads in true Hyunjae fashion and continue onwards

He’d take his time and efforts lapping at their folds through the fabric

He wants Adonis to feel truly filthy

Like he knows they are

Hyunjae would push his tongue into the crevices of their lower half that make way for his appendage like sired vampires

But body parts

His evil ass would stiffen his tongue and play with their clit through their underwear because ofc he knows it’s sensitive 👍🏼

When he’s done being a little bitch with his mouth he’d suck on his fingers and shove them inside the only cavern within his vision

Already braindead Adonis would only be able to cry at the intrusion of his fingers inside them without prep

“I find it personally offensive if any part of you is left unfilled by me,”

“Hyunjae–”

“I know you want this,” he’d push Adonis into the wall so they’re completely suffocated by him, “You can’t bullshit me darling, I know you better than you know yourself,”

“Jaehyun oh my god–“

The pace of his fingers would be brutal leaving Adonis panting and twitching

Their sad little orgasm would be ripped out by his stupid fingers from the deepest pits of hell

“I’m gonna–“

They wouldn’t be able to finish their sentences without shrieking

“Tell me what I wanna hear. I won’t hold your orgasm hostage just stop running from me,”

Adonis may as well be sobbing

“Wha-t… what–ah, what do you want me to s-say?!”

“Tell me you love me. I know you do,”

“Jaehyun,” they’d whine losing their sense of self

“Say it!”

Hyunjae would bark, his patience tested to the max

“I– I can’t,”

Hyunjae would smush his face in their neck, exceeding his speed

“Won’t you be my good little bunny and tell me you love me?”

Milk i hate you for doing this to me

“I do! I love you– oh my god– Iwantyousobad,”

Adonis would cum right then

Both left panting from exhaustion and disbelief

“That wasn’t so bad now was it?”

“Jaehyunie~”

Yeah Adonis is. They’ve lost it

“What? What does my bunny want?”

“Wan’ your c-cock,”

“My cock? Why do you want it?”

He’d know but being an asshole is a way of life he can not refuse

“Want it to breed me…”

Adonis would probably be incomprehensible at this point

His loud annoying laugh would ring in the entire room

“Where's your bite now huh? Your snarkiness? Where did it go? Did my hand fuck you that dumb that you don’t even remember your pride?”

Adonis would start crying at being teased at such a vulnerable state

And push him away to leave the room

“I k-knew you only wanted to humiliate me! I. I hate you!”

He’d grab their arm and pull them back

Wiping their tears away and cooing at them again

“I’m sorry I made you feel that way, bunny. I just thought I should rub my victory in since you’ve been depriving me from it for so long,” he’d raise an eyebrow bc well. It’s a logical response.

Adonis would still be pouty and upset

But it’s okay

They’d end up with loads of kisses on their wet teary face

“Maybe if you confess again, I’ll breed you the way both of us want?”

“Why? Won’t I get it otherwise?”

“You will but I also need proof of my victory to send to milk and pup,”

“Excuse me??”

“Now,” he’d push the recording button on his phone, “What was it you were babbling to me while I was making your toes curl and legs close with pleasure?”

Goodnight!

[laundrette]

ITS MY MONTH!!!

[milktian]

you know a fic is good when you keep tabbing out due to second hand embarrassment every other line

[brw]

Doctor Hank McCoy vs and + Doctor Hank Pym

okay i'm going to do the annoying comic bro thing and divide this into prep time and no prep time. no prep time, beast is winning. he is fast he is vicious he is strong and while hank can shrink, i think dr pym has more qualms over attacking his teammates than beast does. dr mccoy has been through a lot of phoenix possessions or whatever he can fight his friends. hank pym can but i think he's more wary of it.

with prep time though, i think hank pym would just shrink beast into a box the way he did with tigra and leave dr mccoy in there until he calmed down or something. maybe he blows him up what if? style i dunno.

for +, generally i like them as vague friends. i think when beast first joins the team and starts up his relationship with simon, i see yellowjacket being almost weirdly parental when he's not losing his mind like for some reason i can see him yelling at those two not to stay out too late and to stay safe and maybe take a coat etc etc so clearly. however as things progress i think they will also become a mutually incredibly annoying duo, because they're both annoying in similar ways and i think they get on well. every variation of a joke of having the same name has been done repeatedly. one enters the room n it's always "hi henry", "hello henry", and everyone audibly groans.

vs, or, +

[tqmlecherocuki]

I just realized that Yam's outbursts at fire and asking it if it's mocking him could be because of the association he most likely makes to the witch that was laughing at his misery.

Makes that little gif of Milk giggling at him being startled by the fire they made sting, as if it didn't already.

Love it when the supposed considerate guy is not considerate in the least. You'd think because of the way he says "tears are not a sign of weakness" or just overall him supposedly being kind and shit that he wouldn't just laugh at any traumas, no matter how ""silly-looking"" they are.

That gif does not exist to me, I resent it's existance no matter how cutesy it is. If you ask me, that is character butchering, doesn't matter if it's official.

[milkyruins]

HIII THIS IS @euphoriaatrash

this was amazing, showstopping, etc lady gaga adjectives !!!!!!!! in love w their dynamic !!!!!!!!

<33333 lots of love

what do i even call this — zerobaseone

best friends!maknae line x y/n || requested :)

[marisatomay]

hello can you post the Biden dropout spam text to be copiable I have many people to send that to

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[casinocarpediem]

▪︎■☆ Новое Mолоко 🐮🥛 ☆■▪︎

(Translation: New Milk)

☆ 🔞!!NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!🔞

☆ male! subtop! Francis Mosses / male! dombottom! Reader

☆ overstimulation if ya squint a lil, milking, breeding, dumbification, passing out, belly bulge (If your not into this, look away!! 👻👻)

☆ implied Russian speaking Francis (translated from google translate and research for needed accuracy, however, any form of critique or correction definetely is allowed!)

☆ short (I think???)

☆ author has played Not My Neighbor

°○☆nsfw under the cut☆○°

You and Francis had a thing. And, fuck, for a minimum wage worker who barely gets any kind of rest at all, he's fucking good at what he does. He's a big fan of milking. Not his job, no, he could rant about how shitty it can be despite not wanting to get a new one (A/N: so real) but he's a fan of milking. Just the other kind of milking.

The first tim you two had sex, he was pretty sheepish about it, yeah. He didn't know if you prefered topping or bottoming so he settled for a handjob. You did the same as well. Until you both got used to each other and realized that he was pretty flexible. He'd do whatever you'd want to do, whatever you had in store, as long as if it wasn't too much for either of you. He loves fucking but he surely isn't a sex devient. Somewhere in the middle. Pliant to whatever you to had planned. But recently, he may or may not have discovered a new kink. Somethig that made his legs flex and his stamina increase and the gooey, warm, and fuzzy gears in his head grind back to life to keep on going. The last time you two had sex, there was now no condom, and he was pounding you into the bed that you swore Isaack would definetely send a formally written complain, persuasive enough for the both of you to not have such intense, hot, steamy sex for the next few months, (He's a reporter after all, have to respect the man informing the people, and he definetely has a way with words).

Humming, groaning, a little against your neck. You swore it was like a kitten, as if he was purring in a way. You pulled his hair as per usual and with a louder grunt his dark brown eyes roll up just a slight and flutter, closing shut as he fills you to the brim with his warm baby batter. Shaking, sweating, and biting his lip when he just keeps on cumming until theres nothing more to give. Or is there?

What he didn't expect, was when you suddenly whispered in the midst of him balls deep inside you,

"Thats it... good boy, you fuckin slut... Cum in me, keep milkin' yourself f'me"

Ah shit, he swore something inside of him just snapped loose. With the way he shivered violently, and as your hand loosened on his sweaty brown hair he moves again. Oh how odd, after a few rounds, the last one being penetration, he's always so tired, opting to give you a handjob or finger you if you didnt get a taste of your climax but shit. If this wasn't hot then what was?!

When you had basically degraded him to milk his balls dry you didn't mean literally, but fuck. This was so appealing, that your little milk boy had his quirks.

You look down at yourself seeing the bulge appearing on your abdoment everytime he thrusts in and god does it make you feel dizzy. Your hard dick, leaking as well just begging to cum while Francis gasps and shudders a little more, oh he looks so dumb. Trying to do as he's told. To keep milking himself. Milking himself for you. Just for motherfucking you. It keeps fuzzy sparks inside of his brain that has him smiling and drooling against your chest.

"Awe, what an adorable little cow you are... Milking your-...yourself for me... Giving me every ounce of that sweet sweet milk of yours, hmm? You wanna give me your milk Francis? You wanna fucking cum in me again?"

He feels so lightheaded that he smiles dumbly at the idea and nods as if his head is too heavy, full of warm cream. Muttering several words in russian mixed in with english as he nods slowly, trembling as his cock, still hard and moving perfectly against every spot inside of you.

"Please please please К-Куколка please... fuck fuckk- let me cum... inside... inside... cum inside please please milk me- oh... П-Пожалуйста... З-...Золотце... Пожалуйста..."

The pathetic, brown haired man sobs. Pawing at your sides like an injured little puppy. Begging so prettily, who could deny those eyes of his? all teary and tired. Small blobs of salty water dripping down his eyebags which were now disappearing, thanks to yourself for keeping his sleep schedule normal again after years of nap malnutrition.

After a few more moments of Francis groaning so softly against your ear, you feel yourself about to cum too, and when you order it directly, he really does come undone. Panting like a dog in heat while nails dig against his back skin. All the while he buries himself deep inside of you once again and fills you up with a second load of his fluids that it's practically drooling out of your hole. You hiss as well, shutting your eyes with a shudder as your dick spurts out a thick white rope of cum, coating Francis' stomach and your chest. Fuck.

Francis pants, collapsing on you. You gently push him to the side and just watch him catch his breath. Eyes closed, skin warm and sweaty while he's still inside you. All soft. But its not uncomfortable. At least now, you definetely know how you can abuse this new found information with your lovely boyfriend.

[laundrette]

OK we r on a break 🎉

[retro1919]

Oh my god Jalen yelled out as auntie maxi gets out of her shirt showing her huge 48NN milk filled titties you’re in for a treat little boy as she gets in bed with him Jalen falls into her arms she sticks her titty into his mouth as he stars pulling away lips wrapped around her thick nipple her sweetmilk starts to flow he grunted and groaned with intense pleasure eyes rolling back in his head UMH!!!!!UMH!!!! UMH he kept grunting go to sleep maxi kept whispering after 30 minutes of intense nursing Jalen passes out 🥛🍼😴💤!!!!!