#Official Fuck Squad Merch

[kozidraws]

Bakugo hates crowds.

He also hates malls.

Yet where does he find himself at 4pm on a Friday afternoon?

At a crowded fucking mall, no thanks to Kirishima.

Kirishima had begged Bakugo for hours the day before to go with him to check out a pop culture store because he heard rumours that there were Nendoroid figurines of their class and class B.

Bakugo very much not wanting to go, points out that they’re going to be shitty knock offs since none of them have signed any merchandise contracts yet. Logical argument, an easy victory for him.

But Kirishima’s counterpoint?

Pouting and bringing out the puppy dog eyes.

Fucking cheater.

He hates when Kirishima does that. (No, he doesn’t).

So now Bakugo finds himself in an extremely cluttered store, Kirishima’s arm wrapped around his shoulders and directing them between rows and rows of ‘official hero merch TM.’

Bakugo lifts a hand to double check that his face mask and beanie are still secure while Kirishima ushers him along. He wouldn’t be caught dead buying any of this junk, all his All Might figures are 100% authentic, thank you very much.

Kirishima on the other hand, looks like a kid in a candy store, ‘ohhing’ it and ‘ahhing’ at any figure that looks super manly.

That’s one word for them…

Bakugo spots a Best Jeanist figure that makes the fibre hero look like a blue giraffe and can’t help but bark out a laugh.

When they finally get to the rumoured Nendoroid section Kirishima slips his arm of Bakugo and practically lunges towards the shelves, instantly grabbing figures of the ‘Bakusquad’ (their words- not his), then practically shoves the boxes in Bakugo’s face.

Blobs of yellow, pink and black so close to Bakugo’s eyes he goes slightly cross eyed before huffing and softly swatting Kirishima’s hand away, “Again Kirishima, they’re just knockoffs.”

Kirishima dramatically gasps in mock offence, cradling their friends and leaning away as if to shield them, “but they’re real to me!”

Bakugo crosses his arms and scoffs, “You’re such a dork.”

Kirishima shifts the figures into the crook of his elbow as he keeps browsing the shelves, inspecting a Uravity figurine before placing it back on the shelf. “Perhaps. They may be knockoffs, but it’s the fist time I’ve seen us as merch! I want to keep them as a memento before we go pro and get licensed and all that jazz.”

“Sap.”

Kirishima grins in response, then turns his head towards the store clerk, “Hey man, do you have any Dynamight ones?”

Bakugo can’t help the instant blush that spreads across his face, he feels so flustered that the clerk is going to recognise who he is he snatches Kirishima’s sleeve, trying to yank him towards the exit but Kirishima doesn’t budge, the jerk. Giving up, Bakugo quickly hikes his face mask higher up and tugs his beanie down to hide more of his hair.

The shopkeeper shakes his head as he’s stocking the shelves, “Out of stock kid, Dynamight is always the first one to go. Will probably get a restock in a week or so if you want to come back then.”

“Aww, that’s a shame,” Kirishima pouts. He’s clearly disappointed (and Bakugo tries not to read into /that/) before the redhead perks back up with a smirk, leaning against him to whisper “Look at you Mr Popular, already number one. But that’s okay, I’m willing to wait for you.”

Bakugo elbows him in response, tempted to headlock his best friend in public but the wary glare the clerk sends his way stops him. Looking back to the figures he spots a Red Riot looking up at him from the bottom shelf and snatches it up. Now it was his turn to shove a figure into Kirishima’s face, “You forgot someone.”

Kirishima’s eyes flicker down and then away, not as enthused as he was before. “Nah don’t need one of me, I just wanted y- the squad!”

“Which includes you-”

“I only have enough money for these.”

Bakugo pauses, feeling defensive on the redhead’s behalf, because Kirishima was always dismissive of things that represented himself. He knew Kirishima could feel Bakugo eyes staring hard at him, but he pretends to look busy while he shuffles the figures in his arms.

Two can play that game.

Bakugo leans against the shelves and shrugs, “Fine, let’s go so you can buy our pack of nerds,” He watches Kirishima’s shoulders ease in relief of the conversation drop before Bakugo holds up the Red Riot box in his own hand and adds, “But I’m taking Red Riot home with me.”

It was worth it watching Kirishima choke on air, cheeks darkening by the second. Now it was the redhead’s turn to try and snatch the figure out of Bakugo’s hand, whining that it’s not worth it, but the blond skilfully dodges him. He struts up to the counter first to drop more yen than what was needed, telling the clerk to keep the change before speed-walking out, leaving Kirishima to fumble with his figurines and wallet to pay.

When Kirishima finally catches up he lightly whacks Bakugo’s leg with the bag. He lets out an exasperated sigh, but Bakugo can see the small blush that stains his cheeks, “You’re a real gremlin when you want to be.”

Bakugo smirks, bumping his shoulder into him in retaliation, “And don’t you forget it.”

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TBC

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Also on ao3!

[jacquesthepigeon]

You talking about the lack of variety in lb merch reminded me of how annoyed I get by the lack of official Luka merch.

He's my favorite character and I 100% would buy a Luka or Viperion figure if I could find one but fuck anyone who wants one with a character outside the season 3 finale squad

Here’s how u can get a Luka/Viperion figure:

1) Purchase a hefty amount of polymer clay

2) Try to get good at polymer clay

3) Cry bc getting good at polymer clay is taking too long

4) Meditate, Luka would want you to

5) Settle for a poor quality figure made with love, sweat, and tears. But most importantly love.

Congrats, you now have a Luka/Viperion figure

[sparatus]

let's share some haterade, 10 and 21 for the choose violence asks pls!

yessss thanks dan!!

choose violence asks

10. worst part of fanon

my bias here is probably obvious but all the ways people love to just make their shepards be extremely rude and over-the-top mean to the council and other authority figures, even so far as like saying their shepard punches them or kicks them out of office?? and with no consequences, ever. like. those are your bosses. they're doing their jobs. just because they tell you no sometimes doesn't mean they're evil or incompetent, and special tactics isn't a "do what you want forever" license.

like. you have no actual concrete proof of your claims. i've said it before and i'll continue to say it, "sovereign was a big fucked-up geth ship" is an entirely reasonable conclusion to reach given nobody's seen the geth in 300 years and technology can progress in leaps and bounds in matters of decades much less centuries. having a big "i was right you were wrong and i'm going to rub your faces in it" party is both unnecessary and probably grounds for getting your ass removed from the tower. the way some people want their shepards to get to act is really just so fucking juvenile and a lot of it would in fact get them fucking shot by the, y'know, squads of armed guards the councilors have with them at all times

21. part of canon you think is overhyped

hmmm that's a little hard but probably all the n7 stuff? like yes it's badass and the stripes look cool but like. on joining the spectres you're no longer part of the alliance military, the n7 is part of your service record yes but special tactics actually should. supercede it?? that's the NEXT STEP of badass in fact why are we so focused on the badassery we've already been recognized as being more badass than yes i know it's the bootlicking and heavy pro-human bias the narrative shoves down our throats

especially in merch. i want cool official spectre merch that isn't specifically branded as kaidan with his name all over it, bioware, i just wanna be a spectre, the n7 stripes are cool yeah but i wanna be a spectre not an n7

[petrolstationflowers]

Get to Know Me- Sims Style

@treason-and-plot tagged me, thank you so much!!

What’s your favorite Sims death?

I honestly hate the deaths because everyone cries and it makes me really sad ):

Alpha CC or MaxisMatch?

So I had to google what this was because I am Old tm so... bearing in mind I don't play TS4, I think I have to say MaxisMatch? I'm not using a super powerful PC and I don't like my sims looking hyper realistic. That being said, I do use a LOT of cc hair because the textures and colour blending tends to be much better.

Do you cheat your sims weight?

Nope! I take them as they come but may slim them down again with the gym when I can.

Do you move objects?

Yeah... I get frustrated when I can't put decorative objects in slots where there's very obviously space for them so I abuse it horribly.

Favourite Mod?

I mean I have a TON but tbh NRaas Story Progression was a total gamechanger back in the day and fixed the shitty EA Story Progression that still doesn't work.

First Expansion/Game Pack/Stuff Pack?

The Sims! I recently found the discs again, they came in a pack with my family's first computer (:

Do you pronounce live mode like aLIVE or LIVing

What oh god oh fuck the CRISIS I had thinking about this. LIVe mode.

Who’s your favourite sim that you’ve made?

It's probably this bitch:

Have you made a simself?

Nope! I actually have always felt really weird about them so I've never done it.

Which is your favorite EA hair color?

The bright flaming red, I'm a sucker for redheads.

Favorite EA hair?

Pretty much anything that came with Island Paradise, those are the few I haven't swapped for default replacements.

Favorite life stage?

Teen! I feel like it's when their personalities really start coming out.

Are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay?

Gameplay; I do like building but I'm not amazing at it.

Are you a CC creator?

Yes! I'm very slow but I try.

Do you have any Simblr friends or a Sim Squad?

Not at the moment but I'd love to make some!

Do you have any sims merch?

Not official; I have a plumbbob necklace and earrings from Etsy. Other than that, just hard copies of the games and the poster from the anniversary edition of Ambitions.

Do you have a YouTube for sims?

Nope.

How has your “Sims style” changed throughout your years of playing?

I don't think it really has tbh. I'm always trying to improve though.

What’s your origin id?

Oh god what even is that... looks like it's CeriseLaflamme.

Who’s your favorite CC creator?

Ooooh.... TheSweetSimmer for their excellent toddler and QOL mods! MaryJaneSims also does the best default hair replacements, too.

How long have you had simblr?

Uh, Stan's stuff only this year, but I've been posting on WordPress etc since 2012.

How do you edit your pictures?

The default image editor I have on my PC.

What expansion/ gamepack is your favorite?

All of them, tbh, they all have a special place in my heart. Maybe Seasons?

Tagging @hazely-sims, @hurricanesims, @sircesimblr. @starsweeperskies, and @faeriefrolic!

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

tonight’s fuck squad, i made a pie with a dick on it. last year i also made a pie with a dick on it, but this is a way better dick because i’ve improved my craft significantly. also, everyone except saida wore their Team Fuckit tees, and rhonia’s player brought me two dope patches as an epic gm bribe. (i really need a jean jacket)

rhonia, cutting the pie: “do i want dick? do i want spooge? decisions, decisions.”

first order of business, people on the boat get their beds- saida and rhonia get bottom bunks, and everyone else is a top. jokes ensue.

there was also a real good quality “i’s the bi” joke made by rhonia after i told them nobody on this ship was straight

sergei spends the afternoon talking to pashmina in the hold, where he tells her that he and reaper are getting married. maddela, making poisons in the hold, overhears.

they go hang out for a while before dinner, when they meet the ship’s captain, leonon boldart. he is pretty welcoming. tells them about the shell necklaces that give the crew gills in case they fall overboard, invites the squad to play cards or arm wrestling after dinner.

yoni tries to teach talon some morals, saida and maddela go for a walk, rhonia hangs out with sergei in the mess hall before bed

saida: “so what’s new maddela? feel like we haven’t had a rap session in a while. that’s how i talk now.”

maddela tells saida that reaper and sergei are getting married, and saida immediately goes to tell yoni

yoni, upon learning about reapergei: “so, does that mean reaper’s in our group now? because i don’t want to split the money another way.”

also somehow it was determined that the ship name for saida and yoni is sony

saida: “rhonia, we got news. gossip’s the devil’s telephone, so pick up.” rhonia: “what’s a telephone?” sergei: “it’s like a radio”

they also tell rhonia, and everyone is very excited to start planning weddings and maybe have a wedding shower on the ship and for gifts they’ll just have a whole tray of things that sergei can put into the bag of trading and oh my GOD

saida: “bobbie’s all ‘come explore this ship i made!’ and we’re all “WEDDING SHOWER!”

saida: “you didn’t anticipate this level of nonsense?” “honestly, no!”

while all this is happening, sergei gets chatting with the arm-wrestling champ, a dwarf with a tattoo that appears to move as she flexes. her name is helena, and she reveals that it is a magic tattoo and she got it at a place called the market of marvels in voight. you need to use a drop of your own blood to get in there, but there’s some dope shit in the underground market. then she soundly trounces sergei at arm wrestling

sergei: “well, now that i’ve been emasculated, i’m gonna go talk to my horse.”

overnight, the squad is awakened by a commotion, as pashmina spooks in the middle of the night. sergei goes down and uses speak with animals to ask what the hell. she tells him that she just got a really weird feeling and hated it.

yoni: “but if we wait [until we get on dry land for the shower] one or more of us might be dead!” rhonia: “but if i die i don’t have to buy sergei a wedding gift!”

sergei: “pashmina can be my mare of honour!” rhonia: “get her turned into a human and she can be your maid mare-ian!”

inspecting the hold, there’s not really anything up except that one of the boxes that had been stacked on another fell over. the box that fell was filled with spices.

maddela: “did any of the spices spill?” rhonia: “i think what she means to ask is, did someone bust a nutmeg?”

i did not kick any of these people out of my house

sergei went fishing, saida figured out the parador wand is useless and only enchanted to make people feel like it’s important on their quest, and yoni teaches talon to steal fish from sergei, prompting a puppet show that i’ve been told was adorable

in the middle of the night, talon wakes yoni, and gets her to come up to the deck. up there is an elven woman, with dark hair in a heavy blue traveller’s cloak.

“i’m just looking at the stars. they’re beautiful, aren’t they?” yoni: “they sure are stars!”

thanks

yoni, describing the time they killed jimmy buffett: “we fought back. then he died.”

it turns out the woman is desna, and she compliments yoni on how she’s trying to do good now, warns her about upcoming threats, gives her a pair of magic gloves, and then promptly yeets herself into the ocean.

meanwhile, there’s a similar commotion in the hold again. maddela examines the box of spices more thoroughly, but still no answers. the next morning, though, helena is dead.

“it’s like in anastasia, the woman who goes it’s me grandmama and throws off her coat? like that but viscerally gory”

rhonia speaks with dead with helena, and although she didn’t see who killed her, she was feeling very tired beforehand, and thought someone came in the night. a yoni flapdragon medical exam confirmed that she had been killed by a vampire

rhonia asks the grieving leonon to borrow helena’s bones, and then asks if you can remove a tattoo from someone. read a room

a precaution they all adopt is drawing the holy symbols of desna on their faces with maddela’s expired lipstick

sergei: butterfly face paint!

maddela: “i figure if i die i can be a druid, and still have red hair and tights.”

after spending a long time helping yoni prepare her spells with a wise use of nap stack, the squad is prepared to fight

saida: “can i cast aggressive thundercloud on the door down to the hold?” “yeah, just lock the party in there with the vampire. whoever comes out is your new party member.”

the vampire crawls out of her box and up the wall, prompting the use of the thor miniature with the suction cup bottom, as pictured. there’s a depressingly long plan involvin somehow gluing the box shut now that the vampire is awake? it does not work

maddela casts hold person on her and she plummets. on her next turn, she tries to use the wand of parador as a stake using her crossbow, because “dammit it just feels useful!” there’s a lot of very good cleric spells in here, though

the vampire sucks some of yoni and saida’s blood, doing some constitution damage, and then tries to escape.

saida kills her with an aggressive thundercloud, they stake her through the heart with the wand, and set her on fire and toss her overboard.

saida: “stupid bitch. poor and annoying.” “like me!”

[foryoumyheroes]

Otaku

[Bakugou + Todoroki] are in love with the anime character [Name]. 

A/N:  Gender-neutral reader  Crackish?? 

Bakugou Katsuki: 

He’s sort of picky with the genre, be it fantasy, horror, shonen, but his favorite character has to be a super cool, super powerful one. No excuses. 

You know, the type of anime character that’s probably introduced through a silhouette of them posing dramatically with their notorious group whose image is teased throughout the first few episodes/seasons. 

He goes pretty hard for All Might, and he’s definitely the same for your character. 

Reads the manga (but he buys it super secretly, like in a hoodie at night and the cashier probably thinks that they’re being robbed until he brings the entire [Series] collection to the register). Watches the anime the moment it’s broadcasted, reads metas and watches youtube videos that talk about conspiracies/analyses of your character. 

NO ONE CAN KNOW THOUGH. 

He’s taking his anime phase to the grave. 

For some reason gets super aggressive when you’re being flirty or being shipped with another character?? He hates all the scenes that tease any potential romance between you and other characters. asdfgj He’s like, “No one is good enough for [Name]!!! Except for me.” 

He even tries to think up ways he can legitimately square up with them LMAO. Like he wonders how he could defeat your potential S/Os in a fight but y’all are like ,,, anime characters SO WHY DOES IT EVEN MATTER LOL 

“Three-sword style?? Tch, I’d fucking blow that bastard to bits.” 

“Who’s this Gaara of the Sand looking ass and why is the author getting so bold.” 

He even tries to think of how well your abilities match up with his own Quirk, this dork. 

THE LENGTHS HE WOULD GO FOR YOU.

If you were a real life person and your dislikes are lets say spicy food or loud, overbearing people, Bakugou would be like, “Tch I’m right, they’re wrong. Shut the fuck up!!!” But if his ultimate wifu/husbando has those dislikes he would be like, “Omg...😳😳 opposites attract...👉👈” 

He honestly tries to be a low-key fan (as in, not be a fan at all to outsiders), but if one day during class Kaminari ends up saying that in [Series], you’re the weakest character in your group/squad, Bakugou would get super angry. 

“Hey, Dunceface!! It’s so fucking obvious that you’re an anime-only fake fan, so don’t talk as if you know shit!” 

Bakugou is those “um actually” ;; fans 

Bakugou is a manga reader, so by the time your introduction scene or Ultimate Attack scene is being aired he becomes super OOC. He’s hyped for it for days, incredibly nervous at how the animators handle the scene. 

By the time he watches it?? 

THE ANIMATION!! THE VOICE ACTING!! YOUR COOLNESS!!! PLS ORA ORA HIM IN THE CHEST!! HE’S BEGGING YOU! IF YOU’RE GOING TO UNISON RAID WITH ANYONE PLS LET IT BE HIM!! 

He’s legitimately sweating buckets by the time the episode is over. A whole-ass fire hazard. 

Probably knows how to play your character theme on the drums. 

Omg but if your character dies/is hinted toward dying/or the most recent chapters ends with a cliffhanger where you’re fatally injured he will become legitimately depressed. 

Like holes himself in his dorm room for a whole day without contacting anyone and with the blinds drawn type of depressed. 

When he comes to class the next day with eye-bags and is slouching and his classmates think that something horrible has happened, it’s probably only Izuku who knows what’s going on. 

He’ll say, “You’re upset about the most recent chapter of [Series], right? I know it must be hard for you right now.” He’ll give Bakugou an officially licensed rubber strap of your character and Bakugou will just ;; cradle it in his hands softly. 

In complete seriousness, your character is probably someone who is strong physically, but publicly rallies for things like, “Failure is fine.” Your character arc would probably explore what it’s like being not good enough or feeling constantly disappointed, so he feels comfort in your character. 

Todoroki Shoto: 

In comparison to Bakugou, he’s probably a more low-key fan unintentionally, but goes just as hard. 

Buys all of the merch, limited-edition or not, has your picture set as his phone lockscreen and homescreen, has a little acrylic charm of you on his phone, follows several fanartists that draw your character on social media. He buys enough merch that his room looks like a glorified shrine. 

It’s canon that he reads manga, but I headcanon that he’s even less picky with his genres and willingly reads things like slice-of-life or shojo all the way to shonen or adult fantasy, so your anime could come from any possible story. 

Your character is probably someone who is sweet and kind but has a traumatic character backstory. 

He probably ends up thinking stuff like, “If [Name] was with me, I would never let them get treated like that.” asdhj he’s a dork too. 

Unironically dramatically quotes you during battle and thinks that it’s still badass because he’s a teenage boy in his anime phase. 

Doesn’t get into debates with people who don’t like your character. He’s like, “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion :)) even though they’re wrong. >:(.” 

If you’re from a sports/competition anime he’ll try to learn all of the rules, and even try it out for himself (if it’s not fighting) but he finds out that he’s... not very good at it. That doesn’t make him any less amazed though! 

If your character is from a different culture with different customs and traditions, he’ll even learn more about them outside of your anime! 

Forces his siblings to watch the anime with him. They don’t necessarily have to, but the Todoroki household has one big TV and he hogs it all the time watching your anime over and over. 

Natsuo is begging him to watch something else and Shoto will just pout angrily from the other side of the couch.( ￣＾￣)

It’s so jarring because he doesn't look or appear like a hardcore anime fan, but sometimes he’ll just butt into conversations randomly and talk about you. 

Like you know those tumblr Naruto posts that talk about it as if it’s some sort of Renaissance literature. That’s Todoroki. 

[”Man, they’re so hot--!” 

“You want to see someone hot?” Todoroki asks with a perfectly straight face, and he’ll just... turn his phone around and show them a picture of an anime character.] 

When his dad tries to set him up with someone else: “You think they’re my type? Do they watch [Series]? Do they know what true friendship is?? Do they understand pining and love the way [Name] does?” 

Endeavor: who the FUCK is [Name]. 

Gets into fanfiction because of your character and series. He’ll just be reading on his phone during break times at school and everyone thinks that he’s being so well-read but he’s just reading pure smut with a straight face. 

Doesn’t mind when you’re shipped with other characters necessarily but he is super picky. If your character is hinted toward a potential romance with another character that’s pretty crass and doesn’t necessarily treat you well but you’re sticking together through the power of friendship, he won’t ship it. 

He’s just like “[Name] would be so much happier with someone else like me.” ://// 

And if your character goes through something traumatic or terrible during the series he’ll be so sad, like soooo sad. :((( Deku would probably be comforting him on the couch in the common room and everyone is concerned because he looks like he’s mourning a lost pet, but it turns out to be over some anime character pshhhsdfh. 

Deku would just be patting his shoulder trying to console him and Todoroki’s just sitting there with a big frown on his face going, [“But they’ve been through so much throughout the anime already...” 

“I know, Todoroki-kun, I know...” 

“The author can’t do that to them... It’s just not fair.”

“I get it,” Midoriya says mournfully.]  

Plot twist: They like the same anime character 

They’ll probably find out when they have to retake the license exam together. 

Todoroki will just take his phone out during off times and Bakugou’s eyes looks over because it’s drawn by the noise but then his head just snaps to the side when he realizes its a little charm of you, like, he’s going to get whiplash from that. 

“What the -- is that [Surname] [Name]?!” 

Like they have never really hung out together before this, so when they both first realize that their favorite character of all time is [Name] they’re left ,, just standing there ,,, pointing at each other like the spiderman meme.

At first they’re both inwardly excited because FINALLY someone cultured and with taste. They spend the entire time talking about your stats, your attacks, your post-timeskip character design, and your personality, and then they delve a little bit deeper and then they realize ,,, oh. 

Bakugou says that you don’t belong with the dumb protagonist, you should be shipped with someone strong, confident and loud, but Todoroki is like noooooo they deserve to be with someone that treats them gently. 

They connect the dots. 

[“Bakugou, you aren’t compatible with [Name]. It says so in their trivia page.” 

“Says you! They won’t want some bland-ass pretty boy! They would want a real man!”] 

They’re such fanboys ;;; they do realize that you aren’t real, right asdfghj?

One day Kaminari and Sero separately invite them to an anime convention, but they both say no and that they have plans or “something better to do” that day. 

Then Bakugou and Todoroki both turn up to the convention at the same place because they both reach for the last limited edition [Name] figure and they just stare at each other wide-eyed (ʘoʘ╬) like that. 

They start verbally fighting each other over the last figure and then physically fighting each other andddd then they get kicked out of the convention. 

Izuku ends up swooping in and getting the last box. 

[misc-headcanons]

Byakuya learns about how in Japan, humans have a lot of love for mascot characters. He requests that the Soul Society should ALSO have character mascots as a method of improving morale and public relations within the Sereitei, and Kyoraku thinks this is fucking hilarious because he's never seen Byakuya's stony face get this excited at such a small little project. So he says that the different squads can submit designs for official mascots if they want to!

Byakuya's obviously got Ambassador Seaweed as 6th Squad's mascot. He also has a huge line of merchandise that he's made by hand as well as recipes for snacks shaped like him. Kids think he's a little creepy looking, but they love the sweets!

All of Kenpachi's ideas were rejected for being too violent, so he almost gives up the whole thing. But he sees some of Yachiru's old crayon drawings and after a bit of reminiscing, sends in a doodle of a tiny pink-haired warrior with a yarrow flower in her hair and a bloody training uniform. It's adorable and terrifying at the same time.

Iba's is a bearded man in sunglasses that looks suspiciously like him. He insists it isn't! He named his mascot "Chikara-san" and he's supposed to represent the ideal of manliness. Nobody buys his merch.

Shinji's too lazy to draw something up, so Momo sends in a submission for her own mascot: Riri-kun, a play on the lily-of-the-valley as the squad's flower. He's a cute little mascot with pastel turquoise hair and a snazzy 1920's style outfit, an obvious nod to Shinji's style. His curly hairstyle and gentle/sweet demeanor seems familiar, and so did the thick framed glasses he had in her original drafts (before she scrapped them and changed it), but nobody says anything. It's an instant hit.

Soi Fon's submitted mascot is Yoru-san, a black cat dressed in shinobi attire. Yoruichi wears merch of Yoru-san all the time and Soi Fon almost died of shock when she even cosplayed as Yoru-san for Halloween.

Mayuri thinks this is childish and stupid, so he doesn't want to participate. He gets goaded into it when Kisuke challenges his ability to create one and has a lot of ideas sent in: a molecular diagram of Reishi with a cute little face, an anthropomorphic scalpel, etc. The Reishi model is selected but it isn't all that popular. Akon quietly sent in a chibi version of Nemu and proposed a short educational comic strip where she teaches kids about science, and "Nemu-chan" becomes a much more popular unofficial mascot.

[lady-literature]

A Miraculous DC Crossover

ALL RIGHT!!

I’ve been sucked into this unholy sub-fandom and I have thoughts okay? lots of them. Almost none are coherent and I don’t care. I have no plotline to write a fic but by the gods do I need to get out all my ideas.

Behold:

the Salttm

Lila, obviously. But she’s a petty nuisance at best, and an annoyingly competent akuma to fight at worst. manipulative, but not really dangerous ya feel?

Alya. which like, home girl probably doesn’t deserve but like,,, the drama??

CHLOE REDEMPTION YOU COWARDS

She and Marinette become surprisingly good friends (because I love that for both of them and you can pry it from me cold, dead hands)

Nettie-bug and Queenie

They pick on Adrien together

Mari’s friends Protection Squad That Don’t Take No Shit

Adrien

Chloe

NINO BITCH HE DESERVES MORE LOVE TBH

Alix?? Probably

Luka obvi

Felix (PV)?? Or does Marinette have enough emotionally constipated boys in her life?

(Answer: no. no she does not.)

Nath? He be a good fox tbh. creative and sneaky boi

Kagami!!! I love her

They’re all heroes because I say so.

Felix (Sparrow) is an honorary member even though he doesn’t have a miraculous

He handles PR and other background things along with Chloe

Joined up a few years back when Parisians were getting a bit too critical of the heroes

No Hawkmoth b/c fuck that guy

He existed, just not anymore. Bitch got yeeted

There’s other villains in town now. After Hawkmoth’s defeat other metas/supervillains looked at Paris and was just like, ‘free real estate?”

So now the Miraculous Team are Paris’ Actual Full-Time Hero TeamTM… yay.

Ladybug, Chat Noir, and Abielle (or like, Wasp/Yellow Jacket idk Chloe changes her name because ~identity stuff~) are the core three team. like, the wonder woman/batman/superman trio of the MTeam.

Nath is called Reynard Ambre b/c I love him

The public knows he exists but he’s never seen in battle and no pictures exist.

but there are plenty of instances where Paris knows he out mucking around because those akuma battles always get really weird.

Marinette be the guardian?

Guardian in training

Along with all the other holders b/c jesus. Give the girl a break.

Yeah. I like that Idea. All current holders are training to be guardians as well, but Mari’s going to step up as Guardian Supreme when Fu steps down.

Hero fashion!!!

The Miraculous Team is all decked out in their own merch like 24/7

Rarely is it thier own hero persona tho

Not because of like,,,, secrecy or anything. Just because they’re all nerds who love each other

Marinette is the lead producer of Miraculous Merchandise. It’s like,,, her BrandTM It was completely unintentional too

(Adrien and Chloe financially support her work tho. She designs, makes a prototype, and has her two blondes get others to replicate it)

Half of Paris is wearing her without knowing it

(Go MDC! get it girl!)

She totally makes Gotham inspired outfits because what else would she do????

Don’t get her wrong, most of Gotham’s fashion sense royally pisses her off but it’s fun and hey, supporting her fellow heroes ya know?

She wears a Robin hoodie after being officially acquainted with both Damian and Robin (separately of course)

Damian chokes on something, probably his own tongue.

It confuses Nettie. But then she thinks maybe he’s a fan too? She offers to make one for him but he steadfastly refuses much to his brothers’ amusement.

Might make a robin themed dress?? If so, she crosses paths with Robin when she does, thoroughly embarrassing her and almost sending poor Dami into a crisis.

Rogues Gallery

She makes a lot of designs off the rouges gallery because like, supporting people trying to get better??? also they’re some of the few who’s aesthetic aint shit?

She can’t make all of them because she ran out of time, so the rest get posited up on her Instagram and MDC blog (that’s run by Tikki mostly. She’s a great secretary and gets bored in Mari’s purse all the time)

Everyone is very flattered

Harley, if she ever finds it, immediately commission all pieces and wears them around Gotham don’t @ me

Daminette obvi

Marinette meets him and is just like ‘wow, you’re horrible. I want five’

Marinette, in the group chat later: so I met Kagami and Felix’s love child today

Kagami and Felix, seconds apart: I would never stoop so low

immediately after: Hey what the fuck? Rude

Nino: Nettie, dearest, sunshine, light of our collective lives and reason I breathe, what the fuck

Adrien: Kagami, my love, how could you? the Betrayal

Chloe: ew

Luka: Send pics or it didn’t happen

Nath: [insert the ‘right in front of my salad?’ meme]

Whenever they cross paths as Robin and Mari, he’ll just like,,, appear from nowhere hanging upside down spiderman style. Mari finds it endearing but she also wants him to stop scaring the shit out of her

Nicknames, because I have an unhealthy obsession with them, alright?

Misc Mari names: Bug, Bugaboo, Buginette, Madame President/Colonel (when the Team’s being cheeky), Princess, Marigold, Nettie (by like, Nino and Alix)

Jason calls her Pixie-pop

The bird boys call her Nightingale/Mockingbird in like, honor of her being a kickass civillian

Mari refers to them as ‘the flock’ (and bird-brains after getting to know them better)

Damian calls her: Starling, Habibti, ya qamar(my moon), malaki (angel), ya wardati(my flower) (b/c like, angel’s cute an all but I just think Damian’s way more dramatic than that tbh. he’d put thought into his nicknames)

Mari calls Damian: mon soleil (my sunshine) (because symmetry and also Mari thinks she’d hilarious), Birdie, petit oiseau/oisillon

I like the idea of Jagged being a native Gothamite tbh

it’s just so fun honestly???

He’s probably the reason the MTeam are in Gotham in the first place? maybe? anyway, the class is there, right? right. 

Kagami, Luka and Felix are all holding the fort down in Paris. Ain't no akumas but sometimes they need backup so when certain heroes need to disappear, Nath has Trixx set up an illusion of whichever one so they can slip away with the horse miraculous.

Mari’s the one who has to leave the most because she’s still Paris’ damage control, so like,,,,, ya know.

Mari doesn’t get left behind, at least not on the first day b/c come on people! She has plenty of friends in class watching out for her and a semi-competent teacher who does care even if she’s non-confrontational to a fault.

She does eventually become separated from the group. Half because of Lila and half because she’s always fucking late and got distracted.

She actually runs into one of the civilian batfam in the first place because the class was allowed an hour or so to wander around the shopping district or whatever to explore/buy things/get food. They just needed to return to the meetup spot at a certain time but Mari is like ten minutes away when it’s five minutes to the meetup

So she’s just… fucking booking it and completely takes out this trained vigilante without trying to.

Mari, as she’s groaning on the ground, tangled around a boy: By Kwamii, I thought my luck was supposed to be good Tikki.

That or like, the subway doors close before she can get on them and the rest of the class ends up ahead of her leaving her to get caught up on some bullshit in the next train or smth.

Oh, like. Of course it’s her train that gets held hostage. Wonderful.

(Later, Mari will rant at Tikki about her luck. A common conversation between the two tbh.)

This could be where she officially meets the Batfam as the Batfam. Or, like. A couple of em, at least.

Marinette getting serial adopted by the whole goddamn batfamily because i will die for this trope tbh i dont even care

The Robins nickname her Nightingale before they realize she’s Ladybug

They still call her that after but it’s not with the intention of making it her hero name anymore

Her and Alfred are def bros you don’t understand

Actually, Gina and Alfred are old friends. Mari totally knows Alfie before the bat fam and calls him Poppy/Pépé

which floors the batfam because what? Since when does that happen???

Alfred and Mari never, like, actually met in person before, but video chats exist and Gina def talks about the two to each other so it’s like they may as well know each other.

I also like the idea of Alfred being a former holder, probably the peacock. I would adore that

Just,,,, so many fun hero shenanigans

Yeah sure. The batfam are super detectives and have a history of figuring out people’s identities in no time at all. Whatever. Where’s the drama in that though? The showmanship?

Fuck canon, the Miraculous all have glamours because magic bitch and it plays fucking hell on the Batfam and all their shit

Every single Batfam member is simultaneously pulling their hair out because they don’t know who these heroes are???? Why can they figure them out?? Confusion???????

Miraculous team is just…. Straight up laughing at them. The poor dears.

That one gag where it’s a well-known secret that Mari has connections to every Parisian hero and is basically their own personal catering service/comfort place.

Also, it’s the worst kept secret in Paris that Mari is Multimouse

None of the MTeam have confirmed that rumour but they also don’t deny it.

they actually started the rumour. If all of Paris thinks Mari’s the mouse, a temporary hero, no one’s going to think she’s Ladybug/or that she’s an easy target to go after

chloe actually came up with that one

Mari meeting all of Damian’s ‘associates’ (ie pets)

She adores all of them and they her.

Especially GOLIATH, why isn’t he talked about more honestly???? He’s GREAT

She meets Goliath as Ladybug and Robin is just… so done with him??? You are supposed to be a fearsome beast and a professional why are you rolling over and expoSING YOUR STOMACH??? Meanwhile, Ladybug is just: Awww! Who’s a good boy? Who’s the best boy? You are! Look at how handsome you are! Cute widdle baby-

Miraculous Team hanging on the roof of their hotel kinda chilling

Maybe having a debate about doing some free-running/parkour?

Also maybe about whether or not they should be heroes while in Gotham

MT being like, why can’t we go and stop an armed robbery? we can help!

“Gotham already has very active heroes-”

“Vigilantes!”

“-whatever. I don’t want us stepping on any toes. This isn’t our terf and Batman’s known for being strict about Metas rolling around here.”

“We aren’t Metas though.”

“I don’t think he’ll enjoy splitting that particular hair, Nino. Just- not unless lives are at stake, okay? Emergencies only.”

“Yes, Colonel Ladybug.”

This debate most def gets crashed by batfam and confusion ensues upon both sides

batfam didn’t hear anything, they’re just really confused about these french kids hanging out on a roof in Gotham

Just.... yes. all of that. I have like, more but those are not organized or even remotely coherent. here you go! I might write for this but I already have other fics rn so... it wouldn’t be for a while. and as I said, I have no plot.

take this though, i guess. *throws confetti*

[joetatoeheads]

“I can’t believe this” X David Dobrik

Word Count: 2.8K

Warnings: None

Masterlist

There were tears, just so many tears. Natalie looked at Y/N in shock, which made her cry even harder. This was unexpected.

“When are you going to tell him?” asked Natalie.

“I guess soon. I can’t believe it.”

Natalie hugged Y/N until she stopped crying. Even Natalie joined in with her own happy tears.

“I can’t believe it,” copied Natalie.

“How do I tell him?”

“I’ll help you! We can make a cute little announcement and then you two can tell everyone else. David is going to ask me to help regardless. I am his assistant after all but this time is something I’ll actually enjoy doing.”

Natalie really was a saint. She dealt with David which that alone meant she deserved a Nobel peace prize or anything better. Then she helped David and Y/N get together. Natalie helped Y/N with dealing with the rude comments and a couple of death threats every now and again. Besides David, Natalie was the one Y/N loved like a sister and relied on through so many difficult times.

Natalie and Y/N spent several minutes thinking about how to tell David after crying for so long. “What if I just told him when we are eating. Something simple?” thought Y/N.

“Okay. Do you want me to go get you two chipotle? I can even help you set up a camera so you can have David’s reaction,” offered Natalie.

“Yes! Thank you so much Natalie!”

“No problem. Give me half an hour to help you. David shouldn’t be back for another hour so we have time.”

Natalie always to the rescue, had picked up the food, hid two cameras in plain sight and helped Y/N turn them on too because she was clueless as a child. Finally, everything was set up as Y/N was on the couch waiting for David to come home. Natalie had left for the night to give them as much privacy as possible.

Anxiously Y/N waited until the door opened and David headed straight for her. With one kiss on the forehead, he threw himself on the couch beside her with a big smile.

“How was your day?”

“I think I got some good content,” answered David.

“Are you hungry?”

“Starving.”

“I asked Natalie to pick us up chipotle.”

“God I love you,” groaned David in happiness.

“Come on, let's go eat on the table.”

Y/N tried to eat faster than David but the boy would just shove at much food as possible in his mouth and Y/N couldn’t keep up. So she gave up and pretended that she was full.

“Alright, I think I’m done.”

“What? You have even had half your bowl. You usually finish more than that.”

“I’m full I swear! Look I have a food baby. So I’ll have one to match the real baby,” smiled Y/N.

David was smiling at the first part then his smile dropped and he was confused. David repeated the last one in his head several times before looking at Y/N was the happiest face she had ever seen on him.

“Are you being serious?”

Y/N nodded several times before David grabbed her face in his hands making her look at him. His smile was the greatest thing she had ever seen in the world. His smile had been one of the first things she had fallen in love with.

“Please tell me you're serious,” asked David again.

“I am! I’m pregnant!”

David responded by kissing all over her face mumbling ‘I love you’ and ‘I can't believe this.’ Once he had kissed every part of her face his attention went to her stomach where their child would be growing in the months to come. David whispered some things to her stomach that Y/N couldn’t hear.

Until David looked up at her, “Can they hear me?”

“Not yet. Maybe in a week or two they can,” answered Y/N.

“I’m so happy!” laughed David.

That laugh. It was another thing Y/N fell in love with. When he would throw his head back and laugh he was himself the most. David’s laugh would light up Y/N’s world most days. During rough times, it was one of the few things that could make things better.

-----

Telling both your families was the easiest thing. David got in both families to LA and surprised them with an ultrasound and a single flower. David made a joke about wanting to have a dozen children so he could give Y/N a dozen roses every year for the rest of their life to represent every child they would have. You were both young but had not only the support of family but also friends. Having them around made you assure of that.

David was more than excited to become a father. He would go up to his dad and tell him how he started a nursery and was getting clothes for the baby. David was a beam of sunshine the entire day, everyone saw it. Past complaints about your young age and lack of experience were washed away. Even seeing David hold toddlers and infants in his arms made everyone believe he would be an amazing father.

“He’s a natural.”

“He is. He’s thrilled,” smiled Y/N watching David play with the younger children in both families.

“I wish you two nothing but the best. The love that radiates from you two will be perfect for the little one.”

“Thank you.”

-----

Telling the rest of the group was challenging. While David and Y/N wanted to tell them, the chance they would tell the rest of the world would complicate things. David had kept Y/N hidden from the public fearing she would receive hate since his break up with Liza. When he disclosed his relationship in one of the vlogs everything he feared came true, but she stuck by him. Now she was going to have his child, and he wanted to protect them both even more.

“Did you get everything?” asked David.

“I did,” smiled Y/N.

“Are you going to tell me what it is?”

“No. I want it to be a surprise,” replied Y/N.

“But the surprise is for them not me. I already know you’re pregnant.”

“Yes but if I don’t give you a gift then someone might think something is up. Besides, it’s a gift for all of you,” explained Y/N.

“A gift for me too?”

“Yes. You’re going to love this surprise. It’ll be good content for everybody.”

“Content they’ll never use,” corrected David.

“They could use some content. As far as the world will know someone is pregnant. They just won’t know who.”

“I’ll go over it with them and check their videos before they upload them.”

“David, it’ll be fine. I don’t care what everyone else has to say.”

David ignored the last comment not wanting to get into a fight before a day like this. “Come on. Let’s go pick up some of the guys,” said David as he gave Y/N a kiss.

It took almost an hour to get everyone to David’s. The anticipation was killing everyone. David allowed cameras to vlog but anything on twitter, snapchat, or Instagram wasn’t allowed which raised so many questions. He had to go over some basic rules about posting and content which bored Y/N because she never got into vlogs or Youtube. Everyone was talking over each other until Y/N yelled to get their attention.

“Okay everyone! Please get in a line so the cameras can all see you.”

“I’m scared,” laughed Erin.

“I feel like I soon as I reach in something is going to bite me,” added Carly.

“Somehow I feel like I’m going to get shot by a paintball gun,” joked Jeff.

“I made these gifts, not David,” argued Y/N.

“That doesn’t help any of us,” smiled Jeff with a confused face.

“When do we open them!? I’m excited!” asked Mariah.

“Hold on! First I wanted to say a few words.”

“Baby let’s just get this on. I’m hoping for a new camera,” smiled Zane.

“Or a $1,000,” laughed Heath.

“Okay I’m not a millionaire I can’t give you all money,” argued Y/N.

“We all know David is and he wouldn’t deny you asking for 20K,” joked Scott.

“Anyways! I love you guys and you’ve been another family to me. So I decided to get everyone gifts. Now you can open them!”

Heath and Zane attacked the bags and everyone pulled out t-shirts that brought more confusion than excitement.

“Our faces surrounding a flamingo?” asked Zane.

“Baby that’s a stork and you a dummy,” laughed Heath.

“How do you know what a stork is?” laughed Jeff.

“Wait. Why would our faces surround a stork? Is this your merch?” asked Todd.

“Are you coming out with merch now Y/N?” asked Jonah.

“But all of our faces are on there so is this vlog squad merch? Oh my god it’s official I’m in the vlog squad. Finally!,” joked Joe.

This loud gasp was heard around the room from Erin as she was staring at Scott holding up the shirt. Everyone looked at Erin, looked at Scott, and looked at the back of their shirts which either read ‘Uncle’ or ‘Aunt’.

“Oh my god!” yelled Erin

Then Carly joined in, “Oh my god!”

“No fucking way,” laughed Jeff thinking this entire thing was a prank.

“Is this real or are you fucking with us?!” yelled Corinna.

Heath and Zane were the first to congratulate Y/N by picking her up in a hug. Everyone started congratulating the couple with the biggest smiles. Cameras everywhere were getting everyone reactions and Matt screamed.

“The content! The views!” joked Matt.

“Are you crying?” asked Mariah.

“I am! Let me live in the moment!” laughed Heath as he wiped away a tear and attempted to put on the new shirt.

“I right there with you baby,” laughed Zane also putting on his shirt.

Mariah joined in on the tears, then Natalie, Corinna and almost everyone else started to cry.

Y/N looked around in laughter.

“Are you really laughing? You and David are perfect for each other,” laughed Scott.

“But think of the clickbait! I made you all cry!” laughed Y/N.

“Definitely perfect for each other,” agreed Kristen.

A teary-eyed David walked up to Y/N engulfing her in a big hug. The two took a couple seconds from the chaos surrounding them to find quietness in each other's arms. David kissed Y/N on the cheek before letting her go and both went back to the conversation.

-----

Perhaps the biggest surprise for David was the fact that everyone kept his baby a secret. He thought Zane or Heath would mess things up, maybe even him but everyone was able to keep their mouths shut. Y/N appeared in videos only from the chest up and in pictures, she was in the back with someone in front of her on their knees. That job was reserved for either Zane or Matt by David to protect Y/N and her growing stomach.

The gender reveal was the next big step and of, course family and friends were invited. Like the pregnancy announcement to the rest of the vlog squad, cameras were allowed but posting was forbidden. Y/N proved herself to be David’s other half in the gender reveal once again.

True to the David way of things, Y/N decided that everyone should find out the gender of her baby by paintball guns.

Jeff, Scott, Todd, and Zane were chosen to get shot by a paintball gun who Y/N, David, Jason, and Natalie would shoot at the same time. It was perfect but of course, Natalie and Y/N were the only ones who knew that would be going on.

Everyone wore shades of blue or pink which was meant to show what gender everyone wanted the baby to be. The small party of friends and family were excited for the gender reveal and everyone had questions as to how they were doing it.

David was oblivious to the whole thing and was kind of happy he didn’t have to answer any questions. Natalie and Y/N locked themselves in his room as the party went on to explain what they were going to do for a video.

“So the ever amazing Natalie helped me with the gender reveal. I wanted to bring back David’s bit with the paintball gun so I have chosen four boys to get shot and me, Dave, Jason, and Natalie will be shooting them. The paintball guns already have either blue or pink in them but we can’t look inside. And I thought this was the perfect way to announce the gender,” explained Y/N.

Finally, at the end of the party, Y/N and David had a crowd around them and everyone had the cameras out to vlog this special moment.

“First off I want to thank everyone for coming. It means the world to Dave and I that we get to share this special moment with the people we love. I know there were questions about how we were going to do this so i thought in a David Dobrik fashion… actually, can I get Natalie and Jason next to us first.”

Natalie and Jason stood next to Y/N and David, Jason was confused as to what he was doing.

“Jason, after all the shit I pulled on you over the years, I thought you would enjoy being here,” smiled David.

“What a better way to tell the family than paintball guns!” yelled Y/N.

David light up when he heard paintball guns and like second nature, Jeff, Scott, Zane, and every other victim to David’s prank sprang for cover. Natalie brought out the four paintball guns as Jeff, Scott, Todd, and Zane were rounded up and brought in front of smiling Natalie, Jason, Y/N, and David.

“I did not agree to this,” argued Jeff.

“It’s for my baby,” smiled Y/N as she held up the paintball gun.

“Do I at least get $100 for this?” asked Todd as he and Scott huddled up together.

“What you get it the chance to know my baby,” joked David.

“Come on boys this is for baby Dobrik. Do you really want them to grow up knowing you refused to do this for them?” asked Y/N.

“Baby, I better be named the godfather or something if I have to go through this pain again,” laughed Zane.

“Dump them like a chicken nugget in barbecue sauce at the baptism,” joked Matt.

Zane burst out laughing remembering that viral video, “Shit then I better be baptizing that baby myself.”

“Never going to happen Zane,” said David.

“Okay line up! Everyone is dying to know.”

The four boys hesitantly lined up to get shot and Y/N had a big smile on her face.

“You’re really excited to do this,” observed David.

“I am! I don’t know if it’s finding out the gender or getting to shoot someone with a paintball gun,” laughed Y/N.

David kissed Y/N, “I love you.”

“I love you too.”

In a matter of seconds, the four boys were shot and the sight of blue on their clothes made the crowd go crazy. David and Y/N immediately dropped the paintball guns and hugged each other. They told each other ‘I love you’ ‘Oh my god’ and ‘I can’t believe this’ in muffled voices. Y/N was in tears as David kissed her. The crowd still in a small craze surrounded Y/N and David. Congratulations were given with hugs and kisses. This was a family.

-----

How Y/N was going to give birth was a difficult choice. The choice of a home birth was more favorable but David being paranoid wanted a hospital. Eventually, they settled with home birth literal days before Y/N gave birth. David never left Y/N’s side as she was in pain. He whispered encouraging things in her ear and brought her whatever she needed. It was almost 20 hours before David heard the cries of his son in the world.

Only being a couple hours born baby Dobrik was visited by a wide range of people. David held his newborn son with a big smile like always and showed him to his friends and family. For months David had kept the biggest secret of his life. To explain and show off his son, David didn’t post a vlog one day and instead posted a compilation of the videos over the last year in exactly four minutes and twenty seconds.

The first had been when Y/N told him she was pregnant, to telling his friends and family, then to the gender reveal. Everyone followed suit with their own videos. Carly and Erin, Scott, Jeff, Jonah, Josh, Joe, and so many others paid tribute to baby Dobrik their own way.

[x-whyareyoureadingthis-x]

Killerpilze JAK 2019

So, I’m gonna try to put things chronologically.

I was there at 3pm. A girl I knew from the festival in summer, was already waiting, so I sat with her and her friends. They tried to guess my favourite member. Apparently I look like a Jo or Mäx girl, but not at all like a Fabi girl. Okay?

It was cold, but I was clever enough to put on layers (a total of three shirts, a hoodie and a jacket), but my car was close by so I was able to drop the jacket and two shirts off before the show.

Later two friends from last year joined. One of them I met again at the twenty one pilots concert, where someone randomly shouted “Killerpilze” behind me, to which I responded with “Fuck yeah” before turning around to find out I knew that girl (what are the chances to end up at the same concert, and then even find each other between 15 000 people). The other girl and her sister and I met up for the concert in November. The four of us are kind of a squad.

The band had announced they wouldn’t do signings after the show, but they came out before the show.

I gave Fabi my letter, and he laughed in this kind of “don’t worry, I feel you”-way when I said I hadn’t drawn anything because I can’t draw, but I can write.

I also got the chance to talk to Jo and Mäx, and I took pictures with all three of them (of course the ones with Fabi turned out the worst, and sadly the ones with Mäx are blurry, because he had agreed on taking the picture, and then was called back inside, so it was hurried, but better than nothing)

Jo’s hair is long and very soft, which I know because it was in my face.

Fabi’s jacket was warm and soft. A comfy jacket.

We decided to get chips, which were nice to warm up, and twenty minutes before doors, we dropped out jackets and too many shirts off at my car.

We decided two of us, the sister and I, should go and get a place, while the other two went to buy merch for everyone, because there were shirts, limited to 100 pieces, and we wanted some.

I now own an official, limited Killerpilze Nachtronauten t-shirt.

We stood second row, right behind some French girls I know a little from other concerts. Later, during the concert, I asked if it was okay to reach between them and stabilize myself on the bannister, because the crowd was pushing around a lot. She said “Yes, of course, because I like you”. DUDE, someone likes me just bc I’m myself!

Before the opening band went one, one of the girls I was with looked at all of us, and sighed “Last Killerpilze concert with my Killerpilze girls” and I, being me, of course asked if that included me (you know, since the one girl is her sister, and the other her ex-girlfriend). I think she wanted to be sarcastic, but when she saw that I was actually insecure about this, she very patiently explained that of course that included me. I cried. Seriously. We were sitting on the floor, I cried, they hugged me, and tried not to cry.

The show started out with the band messing up the first song, Fabi, the drummer, was too fast, and somehow didn’t get slower, and the other’s didn’t keep up with him.

Then Jo did his bass-case-surfing-thing again. And he went over us. Never again please, I’m so scared he’ll fall off

Fabi, who usually only sings backing vocals (if at all) got to do an entire verse from a song I’ve been listening to quite a lot lately

Also Jo is famous for his jumps

And I noticed two things about Mäx that are too adorable not to share

1. He does this little thing with his leg where he stands on one, goes into the knee a little, and then kinda turns the other knee inward while standing on his toes with that foot. Hard to describe but a typical Mäx move

2. Because as a guitarist he hardly has his hands free, he can’t hug Jo (Fabi is out of reach bc of the drums anyway), or pat his shoulder or something, so he walks over and presses his head against the upper arm. But not like Frank Iero, who just drops his forehead against the other person/Gerard, Mäx kinda does it sideways so his temple is against the other person, and then he looks up at them. It’s fucking adorable

After a quick break, they came back on stage and played the first song again, as if it was really the first song.

They played the obligatory two songs in the audience, and someone decided Fabi was going to crowd surf while playing his tambourine, and just when he was coming up to where I was standing they almost dropped him. Only almost tho (not like his brother a couple of weeks back), we caught him in time.

After the songs in the audience, they wanted to play one with the acoustic guitars on stage, but the little mic on Mäx’s guitar was sort of broken, so he had to readjust his singing mic (since in that song only Jo sings) to pick up the guitar’s sound. Jo’s comment “For 17 years the most professional band of the galaxy” (usually they are being called the most dangerous band of the galaxy).

At two songs they had confetti canons, but instead of these little paper strips they shot golden bands, which disappointed Jo, especially since the band is very focused on the environment, and they would have preferred biodegradable confetti

Then they announced a special guest. At this point I have to explain that the band started out with four guys, but the second guitarist left in 2007. I have never seen Schlagi, I have never seen him play a show, I have never even considered the possibility that they might reprise their time together by having him play. So it is put mildly to say I freaked out a lot when they brought him on stage. Everyone freaked out. The band members all hugged him, and then Mäx and Jo took him in the middle to play the first song the band ever wrote together. Holy shit. It was fantastic. I mean, Schlagi, just… Schlagi okay?

In the end Jo did a little speech about how truly we are not just fans but are like family (the fans are called KPfamily) to them, and that really fucked me up, because that’s how I always felt about them.

Then they played the last song. I really expected Jo to cry, or Mäx. Mäx looked a little teary eyed and Jo really was fighting the tears, but it was Fabi, the one I expected to cry the least, who really cried. I’ve hardly ever felt a stronger urge to hug someone.

They brought a flag (background info: the last album is called “Nothing is forever”). The flag said “Nothing is forever, except us and you”.

After they showed the flag to the crowd, Fabi started crying even harder, and Jo wrapped them all in a hug, covering them with the flag.

I’m very proud that we are fans who our idols don’t worry about crying in front of. And about loving people so much who are not afraid to show their emotions.

Oh, and i got a setlist.

[1112lw]

Every question!!

SDFFSDFG DAM OK SIS

LONG POST AHEAD IF U LITERALLY WANNA KNOW ME PERSONALLY JUST READ THIS LMFAO

1: Name: Arche/Jupiter, my close friends know my real name so!

2: Age: High school has just been done so try to guess

3: Fears: Heights, oral presentations, the dark

4: 3 things I love: Drawing, men- concept art n stuff like that

5: 4 turns on: Oh here we go- uhh thighs, messy hair? when they give u The Look or when they. say things i will not talk about here HHGBDF n uhhh Arms 👀👀

6: 4 turns off: weird macho attitude, overly confident bullshit, being selfish and fuckboys in general

7: My best friend: not sure what this means but my bff is named Daphnée n i love her and ive known her my whole life so 

8: Sexual orientation: homosexuale

9: My best first date: :))))))) as if

10: How tall am I: sigh. I’m 5″4

11: What do I miss: sometimes i miss the feeling loved ig

12: What time were I born: 12:19

13: Favourite color: pink!

14: Do I have a crush

15: Favourite quote: My senior quote!! “if what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, I’m telling you I’m immortal”

16: Favourite place: well? my room ig? I like my yard too

17: Favourite food: ugh ramen,,,korean dishes are TASTE as fuck but i also like classic ass spaghetti so like lol

18: Do I use sarcasm: does it look like i dont

19: What am I listening to right now: dr.phil LMFAO

20: First thing I notice in new person: Hair and eyes!! also how they laugh

21: Shoe size: Like. a 7-8 in women’s 6 in men’s 

22: Eye color: Hazel/Golden yes bitch let me be special

23: Hair color: it’s either dark brown or golden brown idk

24: Favourite style of clothing: bruv its either kpoppie fuckboy or uwu skirts pastels

25: Ever done a prank call?: no i have anxiety

26: Meaning behind my URL:

27: Favourite movie: rise of the guardians and HTTYD

28: Favourite song: Comeback Home (BTS cover)

29: Favourite band: looks in the camera i dont know nan molla huh

30: How I feel right now: I’m fine im hungry

31: Someone I love: shoutout to my babeys in my server ily

32: My current relationship status: Single(tm)

33: My relationship with my parents: theyre fine ig just a bit tired

34: Favourite holiday:

35: Tattoos and piercing I have: Ear piercings? that’s it

36: Tattoos and piercings I want:

37: The reason I joined Tumblr:

38: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I sure hope not?

39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? A bit ig?

40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Literally no

41: When did I last hold hands? Like last Friday

42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 20 minutes

43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? no i havent shaved in like months

44: Where am I right now? in my room, in quebec, canada

45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? bitch i sure hope my friends would

46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? fuck my ears 

47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? yeah

48: Am I excited for anything? yeah? yeah

49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? ig? always

50: How often do I wear a fake smile? just at work tbh

51: When was the last time I hugged someone? not long ago i cant tell but my friends r cuddle monsters so 

52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? i havent kissed anyone so 

53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? lemme think uhhh no not rlly im not dumb 

54: What is something I disliked about today? i woke up n i thought i had school lol

55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? oh john cock i want to be ur best friend

56: What do I think about most? i daydream 24/7

57: What’s my strangest talent? uhhh i can put my thumb behind my hand?

58: Do I have any strange phobias? trypophobia, if thats “weird”

59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? depends on what the video is, mostly behind

60: What was the last lie I told? idk answering to my deadname

61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? online

62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I slightly believe in ghosts? also aliens GOTTA exist so 

63: Do I believe in magic? i think!

64: Do I believe in luck? yeah

65: What’s the weather like right now? very pretty i filmed a video outside!!

66: What was the last book I’ve read? L’Étranger d’Albert Camus in french class

67: Do I like the smell of gasoline? yes my dad’s a mechanic

68: Do I have any nicknames? a lot a lot

69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? bitch @ my birth #neverforget 

70: Do I spend money or save it? i have 40$ in my name right now

71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no

72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? yes highlighter

73: Favourite animal? cats or otters

74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? FBISDFD NO WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT

75: What do I think is Satan’s last name idk he can have any last name he wants!!!

76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? everytime i start hearing “waiting for you anpanman” or “i just wanna go home” 👀👀

77: How can you win my heart? aaahh. be a twink. b fashionable. b funny. cheesy. pls romance me like a npc in the sims 2

78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? s(he) died smh

79: What is my favorite word? cunt is SUCH a satisfying word

80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr? oh great uh honestly cant be fucked 

81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? please have brain. PLEASE

82: Do I have any relatives in jail? i sure hope the fuck not?

83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? either invisibility or mind reading

84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? ahaaa “what are your intrusive thoughts”

85: What is my current desktop picture? my lesbian sims getting married LMFAO

86: Had sex? no

87: Bought condoms? no

88: Gotten pregnant? NO

89: Failed a class? i think yeah maths last year

90: Kissed a boy? :(((

91: Kissed a girl? no

92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? no

93: Had job? I have a job rn so 

94: Left the house without my wallet? yeah when i go to school

95: Bullied someone on the internet? define bullying?

96: Had sex in public? virgin squad

97: Played on a sports team? yeah

98: Smoked weed? no ew

99: Did drugs? no ew

100: Smoked cigarettes? NO EW

101: Drank alcohol? yep 

102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no i’d die

103: Been overweight? i’m twig

104: Been underweight? i think i was underweight when i was young? i was very Small

105: Been to a wedding? yes very long boring

106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? bruh. everyday

107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? probably?

108: Been outside my home country? ONCE

109: Gotten my heart broken? TWICE !

110: Been to a professional sports game? yesss canadians game!!

111: Broken a bone? no

112: Cut myself? not technically 

113: Been to prom? SOON SOON SOON SOSOSNSBFSHDD

114: Been in airplane? once

115: Fly by helicopter? i am not rich bitch

116: What concerts have I been to? noneeee- WAIT NO MARIE MAI

117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? not sex but for the purpose of pretending i have a penis yes plenty

118: Learned another language? yeah!! i learned english, i almost learned spanish and i’m trynna learn korean now

119: Wore make up? i try!! but i’m not super good

120: Lost my virginity before I was 18? not 18 yet but it’s goin that way

121: Had oral sex? as if 

122: Dyed my hair? i wishhh

123: Voted in a presidential election? I WISH THE ELECTIONS R ONE MONTH B4 MY BIRTHDAY 

124: Rode in an ambulance? nope

125: Had a surgery? yes at a week old 

126: Met someone famous? i think yes but i was super small

127: Stalked someone on a social network? define stalked?

128: Peed outside? yes

129: Been fishing? YES

130: Helped with charity? i think? we do volunteering so 

131: Been rejected by a crush? not directly

132: Broken a mirror? no 

133: What do I want for birthday? boyf......boy..boyff

134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? oh man uhh maybe 2-3, i dont know their names yet honestly

135: Was I named after anyone? MY DAD NAMED ME AFTER A FUCKIN CLIENT HE MET. as for my actual name now I named myself after my fav video game character. lit

136: Do I like my handwriting? yeah!!

137: What was my favourite toy as a child? bitch hot wheels

138: Favourite Tv Show? hells kitchen,,,,judge judy,,,anythin like that

139: Where do I want to live when older? honestly i wish i could just live in japan or tokyo, or new york? but i will most likely end up in montreal 

140: Play any musical instrument? i used to play the clarinet last year!!

141: One of my scars, how did I get it? the one on my knee, i scratched my desk with my knee 

142: Favourite pizza toping? my dad makes AMAZING sea food pizzas,,,

143: Am I afraid of the dark? a lot

144: Am I afraid of heights? A LOT

145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? idk prolly? im a bit of a goody two shoes or however u spell it

146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end: dont we all

147: What I’m really bad at: organizing my anxiety n shit i get overwhelmed

148: What my greatest achievments are: finishing high school 

149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: honestly has to be that time someone dug up my vent post about being dysphoric to try to say i hated myself with some dumbass DySphorIa Is SelF HaTRed argument

150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: pay my parents’ debt off, buy 284223$ of BT21 merch, pay my whole college/uni and transition

151: What do I like about myself: idk i like how i literally do not give a fuck anymore and ive learned to love myself instead of trynna care

152: My closest Tumblr friend: @peptobismol-official​ @ace-landofthesun​ @dorkalisious​ and ana but idk her @ anymore :((( ana pls

153: Something I fantasise about: we dont talk about that

154: Any thoughts on the paranormal?: lit. please stop crawling in my ceiling !

ok now that u know my whole biography. go doxx me ig. bye bye

[sin-grumps]

actually this deserves to be a tumblr post too:

i had a dream that someone was selling the absolute CUTEST pin set of nsp, both of which were hella shippy (we're talking hugs and smoochies here! some with nb unmasked!), along with a piece of art that was obviously nb flirting with danny (but it being a dream, I couldn't properly decipher the text that went along with it lol) and now I'm so fucking mad that it doesn't exist 

especially because it was OFFICIAL, ENDORSED MERCH. LIKE OH MY GOD PLEASE WHY COULDN'T IT BE REAL. I even sent a pic of it to the ship party squad, but the dream continued before I could see their reactions like BRUH COME ON

[diddly-darn-ghost]

danny phantom headcanons (meta)

Daniel Phaniel threw the biggest pissy fit of the century in the Nickelodeon Headquarters office when his show got cancelled. this 14 year old threatened that he will send a raging army at Viacom if they dont renew his show

danno rarely gets official merch, but every time Nick does put a nice action figure in the market, he stares at it lovingly for a long time. he especially loves looking at those Burger King ones 

Danny, Spongebob, Jimmy and Timmy were considered, THE Nickelodeon squad goals back then. The Nicktoons Unite squad. Even though Danny felt uncomfortable being rendered into a 3d model the whole time, he and his besties had a lot of fun fighting Professor Calamitous. Timmy is basically his lil brother. They joke about how their hairstyle makes no sense and also that they don't know what's canon anymore

he’s best friends with Jenny Wakeman, another superpowered teenage cartoon main character whose show was cut down to 3 seasons. They feel each other’s pain

Part of him really wished that the world he lived in was more developed and that he gotten to know the other characters around him better, before all of it was taken away from him

Inside Nickelodeon’s Basement Hell of rejected, canned, and/or forgotten shows, the other cartoons like to crack a joke about how Danny “can’t ever actually die” even after cancellation because he’s already a ghost to begin with! it’s all good laughter

Although Danny was angry that he was pulled out of the plug early, over the years he begun to realize that maybe it was better that way, after seeing how Nick was continuously cashing out on his old friends Spongebob and Timmy season after season until all their life has been sucked out of them. he realizes, at least he’ll be fondly remembered in the hearts of many childhoods. He had a good run, he supposes. Could’ve been better but it also could’ve been much worse

Most of the other cartoons really love and adore their creator, but Danny doesn’t know how to feel about his. Sometimes he thinks “thank you for making me i guess” but he also thinks “wHAT in the FUCK are you TRYING TO DO???”

Sometimes he and the other cartoon kids watch their early first season episodes together and laugh at how awkward or off-model they used to looked back then. it was like looking at old embarassing school photos. They might not see their faces much on cable anymore, but they have a good time. Everyone in the Nickelodeon Basement Hell probably threw a big party when Zim and Arnold got to have comeback movies

[hotpinkstaples]

On Suzuki-gun and Zack Sabre Jr.’s Place in the Stable

Alright real talk, I'm not liking one bit of Zack Sabre Jr.'s kayfabe story in New Japan. Lemme be clear- Suzuki-gun has been in existence in New Japan longer than Zack has been with the goddamn company. The faction has showed up across different promotions, and is run by a freelancer who will wrestle everyone and everything, including but not limited to- men, women, rookies, kaijuu, and what have you. Minoru Suzuki is arguably the top draw of the faction as he is... Minoru fucking Suzuki. Everyone else in the faction is either a loyal brother or son or fan, and we are all.... Suzuki-gun. The faction is arguably the only faction in New Japan that is truly heel, and it works because Misu is top dog and his brothers and sons are, essentially, his family. Where he goes, they go, and whenever he needs them... they're there. They're ready to throw down at literally a moment's notice, and nothing gets a crowd more heated than when Taichi's fucking with a babyface in order to help out Misu.

Now, I get Sabre Jr. is new to the promotion. Not only that, he didn't exactly have anyone to teach him the ropes that quickly before the G1, so to put him in a steady faction like Suzuki-gun was essentially the best way to get him assimilated into the promotion and get used to its style and kayfabe storytelling. It made perfect sense for Desperado to corner for him throughout the entirety of the 27th G1. He's the baby of the family, essentially their shogun's newest child, Desperado had to look after him because thiw family's ride or die. It was perfect storytelling throughout the whole summer. Desperado had Zack's back every match, and Zack did what he could during their tag bouts, but most of the caretaking was largely performed by El Desperado.

Now this is where it gets fucked up, and why Gedo better get it the fuck together before I sue his ass for misrepresentation. A whole portion of this year's Destruction tour was getting Suzuki-gun back into the larger storyline in New Japan, since they swapped them out for LIJ after Misu won the NEVER title, and to showcase enough of the LIJ bonds in time for Naito's victory at the G1 Climax. A lot of people, including myself, have had doubts about where Suzuki-gun's headed because Misu's not 40 anymore. He's not 35, he's not even 45. He's legit aboutta turn fifty, he's lost a lot of weight over the years, and we can see that he's getting worn down. We can see it in how he plans out his matches, how he performs with outside weaponry and interference, and how he takes and executes strikes and grapples in his matches. He's strong and healthy, but he's still a victim to time like we all are. He can't keep going forever, and eventually, the shogun's gonna have to move into a more administrative post and position a new heavyweight representative in the faction.

And unfortunately, it seems like Zack's gonna be the one groomed for the position.

First things first, I have nothing against Zack Sabre Jr. He's a great wrestler, very interesting to watch, but for the life of me, I don't understand what the fuck he's doing in Suzuki-gun. Part of the narrative of Suzuki-gun is that these men follow Misu because they're lacking something within themselves and find peace, find familiarity and comfort in being Misu's brother or son. Desperado's recent interview was one of the sweetest promos he's produced in his tenure in the faction, because it just comes off so... honest. Suzuki-gun is for life. Shelton Benjamin, despite being in WWE, is still Suzuki-gun. Takayama will never wrestle again but he is, for life, Suzuki-gun. That's how the faction is set up in the kayfabe. They're the family that ride or die into the sunset. There's no hesitation here.

What happened in Hiroshima a few days ago had me heated for several reasons. One- booking Suzuki-gun includes booking all of Suzuki-gun. Because Suzuki-gun is a steady stable. Their members are brought into the fold personally, you don't apply for a bloody position. Having Michi come out to just slap the mat in the corner does nothing because that's how you book the other stables. Facing a member of Suzuki-gun means facing all of Suzuki-gun. So I did not, for my life, understand why in Fukushima you had the Killer Elite Squad and Uncle Iizuka roll out after hours to push Misu to victory... but in Hiroshima, you booked Michi to do nothing while Kushida broke Desperado's arm and Back to the Future'd him into submission.

And yet, in that same night in Hiroshima, almost the entirety of the faction came out to help Zack.

I am pissed. Y'all could say whatever you want about the faction being a joke because it's just “Misu and the jobbers,” but Michi literally has his own promotion and just put on a supercard show to celebrate his own damn anniversary as a wrestler, Taichi's good because he's tight with both Misu and Michi, Kanemaru is a junior heavyweight legend outside of New Japan, Shelton Benjamin is another legend, KES are a credible threat in the tag division, Takayama is the Emperor, Desperado is an underdog, and Zack is basically the darling of technical wrestling. No one in the faction is an actual jobber, and to presume as such is straight disrespect and I hope y'all have nightmares about Misu chasing you around in a haunted forest with Taichi's microphone cane if you think this kind of disrespect is warranted.

But I digress- Suzuki-gun is an army of men (and women, because Miho and Ayumi Nakamura are very much Suzuki-gun) who live and breathe the creed. They can throw down when appropriate, and back off when they have to. Gedo booked two amazing Suzuki-gun storms during Misu/Elgin and Sabre Jr./Tanahashi.... and yet Gedo refused to book it into Desperado/Kushida. Taichi and Kanemaru, even tho they lost to Funky Future, at least had each other to depend on, but they booked Michi, and independent legend in his own right, to just valet in the corner while Desperado got bodied.

Bruh. Bruh!!!

ALL I'M GONNA SAY IS THIS- Suzuki-gun aint no fuckin joke, and if Gedo don't get his shit the fuck together, I have no problems pretending Sabre Jr. doesn't exist in the faction. Sabre Jr has yet to appropriately storm someone outta no where on behalf of the faction. Maybe Hiroshima wasn't the best time because he was main eventing against one of the best wrestlers of our generation, but I got my eyes on him. Gedo booked almost the whole faction and its leader to come out and support Zack. They just had Michi escort Desperado out after he pretty much got his ass handed to him.

If Zack Sabre Jr. don't storm Kushida, or whoever the fuck Desperado aboutta feud with soon, then he out. He's cancelled- deleted! If he doesn't participate in the next round of group beatdowns, he's not invited to the cookouts anymore! Gedo can't act like we don't see what he's doing with New Japan, with all the international white talent dropping into the ranks while native wrestlers are watching this shit like “hm.” You can't fuck with the head booker, but the head booker better remember that it’s Kazuchika Okada who's the reigning Ace, not Kenneth Omega. He better remember that Kushida already bodied William Ospreay enough times to never have to agree to a match with him ever again, and yet, our boy might have to wrestle him yet again. We see you, Gedo. We know why you're doing it, but don't think, for a second, that viewers and wrestlers alike aint takin notes.

Tl;dr: Zack Sabre Jr is officially on the shitlist. I don't give a fuck if he graduated to official membership in the squad because he got the black-and-white Suzuki-gun gear, you not Suzuki-gun if you aint reppin yer boys in a group beatdown. You not Suzuki-gun if you not comin outta nowhere and smacking a mothafucka with a clipboard and choking him out with a steel chair just to buy your fellow Suzuki-gun mate some time. Zack been coddled enough. It's time to square up, or drop the Suzuki-gun name, cuz what we not aboutta do, is give this boy some merch to rep while he don't do shit for its members who are clearly struggling in the booking department.

Either book Zack the way Suzuki-gun has always been booked, or put him somewhere else. We not here to play games. If there’s a successor in mind for Misu’s position, then Gedo better find someone who’s actually gonna rep the whole band and push it over the moon. Just cuz they’re not invading NOAH anymore doesn’t mean they’re irrelevant. @ Gedo and Zack, we see y’all and we aint boo boo the fool.

[ackbang]

the great eruri giveaway!!!

come one, come all. i finally got my shit together from my 300 followers, and now i’m at 500, and i’m pretty sure nobody even took this seriously. well GET SERIOUS, and GET READY.

ok enough hype. i’ve collected several pieces of merchandise and some pieces of artwork from our lovely eruri community to give YOU, THE FANS. OF ERURI. THAT’S US. as a big thank you for being the best community in the dig doggity dangity world. i love you jerks so much. so you want this shit? read below for rules and breakdown of prizes.

how to participate

only reblogs count as entries 

1 reblog per person, but you can reblog as many times as you want (if you want to promote but not participate, please tag with “no entry” or whatever)

must be 18 years or older

must like eruri

must be able to accept packages from sad old women (that’s me)

against my better judgement, international entries are allowed (shipping from the states). you accept custom fees, though. and if i get a lot of international winners, i will need to stagger out the shipping because it’s gonna be expensive. :|

you don’t need to be following me, but wow why would you not? i post so much eruri, where the fuck would you be without me? lmao

the shit

1st prize: the otp

Traditionally colored piece with matching ficlet based on a prompt of your choice* (example [x]); original sent to you as well

Two smutty, long doujin; one by Sable

Erwin and Levi official merch key holders

Cute Eruri fairy bottle charm by @identitypollution

Postcard sized prints by yours truly and @aileine

OTP Weiss Schwarz cards

2nd prize: the commander

pencil sketch with matching ficlet based on a prompt of your choice* (example [x]); original sent to you as well

Two smutty doujin; one by Sable

Erwin official merch key holder

T-rex-chan necklace

Postcard sized prints by yours truly and @aileine

Commander(s) and the liege Weiss Schwarz cards

3rd price: the captain

A ficlet based on a prompt of your choice*

Two smutty doujin; one by Sable

Levi official merch key holder

Postcard sized prints by yours truly and @aileine

Captain Levi and his squad Weiss Schwarz cards

* Prompts are to be short simple requests (like my tea times). I do not do omegaverse and mpreg. I might be opposed to some other things too, but we’ll have to see and negotiate at the time. ** Not pictured and included in each list are stickers that I’m waiting to come in from @160x188, @nyranin, and @aileine. They will be distributed throughout the tiers evenly.

and the winners are...

going to be announced on may 16th, 2017. i will use a random number generator to make the decision based on the single entry reblogs. please make sure to have your asks or messangers active. if you do not respond by may19th your spot will be forfeit to the next winner. i hope to have everything shipped out and created by mid-june.

so how about it? gimme a reblog, fam!

[allihaiiro-blog]

whY noT

everyone else:don't--

me: what do you mean I can't watch,fangirl,cry about my anime,read fanfics that are over 100K words,feel attacked after seeing a NOTP in an OTP tag,cry, screaming over official fan art,freaking about upcoming seasons, howl about character development,crying about ships,screaming,fangirling,screaming,reading hundreds of doujinshis,making 7 thousand fan accs(one for each anime),realize that it is 1am and I need to sleeP,have anxiety,cry over how hot anime ppl are,scream,die when a ship does something supEr gAy,buy a shit ton of anime merch,make "protection squads",join an anime cult, screAm my life story,have posters all over my walls, have a shrine devoted to your OTP,cry about how you have more than 7,000 ships,form depression from an angst fic,sing theme songs, scream "gAY" in public, and cry about how fucked up my life is???