#Off Menu Podcast

[wexpyke]

i don’t think anything a celebrity ever says about fan fiction that was written about them and a co-worker/friend will beat what james acaster said wrt fan fiction about himself and ed gamble last night, to ed gamble (and a theatre full of people), which was (and i’m paraphrasing a little here), “of course you like them, you’re always the dom”.

he also told us about one where “i crawl into ed’s flat, on all fours, crying, because he hasn’t fucked me in the arse yet today”

[oxymoronish]

Ed Gamble and James Acaster: ‘Food is the ultimate topic. But famous people rarely talk about it'

[dothetoothsteethhaveteethtoo]

just got jumpscared by Ed Gamble and James Acaster declaring they are catboys on an RSPCA advert

[youwillfindilluminating]

I'm only 8 minutes into phil's episode of the off menu podcast and they're already talking about how brett told the hosts that phil has a muscly bum

[queenzufufu]

My auncle told me they were surprised to discover at Off Menu Live that Ed is almost the same height as James, and to be fair, if your only frame of reference was the podcast photos, you could see why they thought otherwise...

Like, he really does have some weird skill of making himself seem so much smaller without actually looking like he's crouching all that much. Whatever the opposite of that "he likes to be tall meme" is, that's Ed in Off Menu photos 😂

[waddle-avocado]

James Acaster looks like his bones are made of wire like those little toys that you can pose

[ohburrryoureabsolutelyridiculous]

Sharing this 2 years later because it’s honestly the funniest, most problematic menu I’ve ever heard in my life. So pretentious (I don’t mean that in a rude way so don’t come at me) & I love him for it.

[ikeepseeingghosts]

James and Ed talk about fanfiction part ?/?

(context: they're discussing if pineapple makes cum taste better)

[noel-fielding-web-page]

[x]

I wish they did the whole episodes available, of course, but thanks for this reel at least :)

[valentinaonthemoon]

As usual catching up with Off Menu and James and Ed trying to make prof. Brian Cox admit that sand could be evil is Hilarious to me

[urineedward]

hello james acaster tumblr. i’m back again. does anyone know where these pictures are from please i need to know. he looks so silly and so good i’m going to peel my skin off

[j-acaster-updates]

- photos from off menu birmingham last night!

via offmenuofficial on insta

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

I honestly cannot tell if Alex is riling Ed and James up intentionally or if he is just like this. I swear his goal is to pick every forbidden ingredient. He's already picked three.

[olovemyworldisyou]

i think sam campbell's episode of the off menu podcast might be my favourite episode ever

he says he wishes he was living in ed's head, but oh my god i wish i was living in sam's

i'm so obsessed with how almost everything he says is a non sequitur

i love how he brings up australian things like the english audience will know what the fuck he's talking about (its okay sam i know where noosa is and what a chicken crimpy shape is)

[autisticlegolas]

i listened to every off menu episodes

am i supposed to be like the common peasant and wait each week for a new episode?