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garpen · 6 months ago

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12 yrs old Jason having just been dropped off at Wayne Manor: Do you just take in every orphan you meet off the street?

Bruce: No, you're the first kid I picked up off the street. I picked up my last one at the circus.

Jason: Is that a joke? I can’t tell if that’s a joke.

Bruce: My son's name is Richard, but he insists on going by Dick.

Jason: And he’s…from the circus?

#batman #gotham #jason todd #batfam #batfamily #dc #red hood #dick grayson #Bruce has had a very similar conversation with Dick when he first took him on #it's become a running joke and now Jason gets to be in it #and it'll continue on when he gets his other kids #kidnapped my first kid from the circus #the second one off the street #the third one i took from my neighbors #took my fourth one from his mom and grandpa #kidnapped my fifth one in the middle of an Earthquake #Stole my sixth one during an active crime scene #destroyed my seventh - and favorite- kids' mother and took the newly birthed kid home #dcmgtlau

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dr-wormman · 2 months ago

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I don't know what to write for a caption just look at them

#art #my art #digital art #oswald cobblepot #edward nygma #the penguin #the riddler #riddlebird #they're so cute it makes me sick (I drew the fucking thing)#idk I love drawing evil old men being sweet on eachother #reconciling after their fifth divorce.. hashtag love wins #I don't know What is going on with the lighting in this but thats par for the course #last piece was very focused on light and shadow and by the end I was sick of it so I just needed to shut my brain off for this

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kebriones · 2 months ago

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She's yearning and contemplating.

#beetroot #grateful every single day that in 8 years of living here beetroot hasn't given me a single reason to worry she might jump off the balcony.#our old cat had no understanding of the danger he did actually fall from the fifth floor and he kept climbing the railing his whole life #beetroot is very sensible in these matters

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connect404 · 26 days ago

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HALLOWEEN DRAWINGS !! (not really)

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krysmcscience · 6 months ago

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The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.

Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.

Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)

#fanart #comics #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb the goat AU lmao #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cotl goat #did i look up a photo of billy the kid to base the goat's outfit off of?#i plead the fifth your honor #for real tho guys #rams and lambs are for sheep #for goats you want bucks and billies #or if you're afabing your goat - does and nannies #(tho to be fair ram IS sometimes accepted for male goats also? instructions unclear on that front tbh)#also don't worry - i am never gonna be all YOU GOTTA USE THESE TERMS OR YOU'RE DUMB AND BAD #it just kinda makes me giggle when i see mixed up animal deets #don't even get me STARTED on cat deets tho lmao #if i had a nickel for every time i saw a fanfic writer give narinder a knot #i would have two nickels #which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice #at least the one where he was a wolf instead of a cat because the author didn't KNOW he was a cat made sense LOL #yeah i'm over here outing all the lemon fics i read idgaf #if you know which fics i'm talking about you can't even judge me anyway cuz we both been at the same devil's sacrament #i should go to bed

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writingjourney · 29 days ago

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why is it "Tobias hates poor fans who can't attend shows and now they're not even getting tiktok edits" and not "people have been SO excessive with their phone usage that it's ruining shows for artists and many fans alike and the only way to combat it at this point is to have no-phone shows, which is not ideal for artist nor fans but could hopefully lead to a change in attitude towards live music in the long term"

#also this is not saying there isn’t valid criticism #there is a lot but people argue like fifth graders #sorry i am so pissed with how this fandom behaves #also sorry he's not mud wrestling the ticketmaster CEO in the streets of stockholm be fr please #this is the only thing i will say on this btw i'm done with the twitter fandom forever #EDIT: made this non-rebloggable bc as always people only engage with negativity and this popped off more than it should have #like why does this have more engagement than any other recent posts about ghost i've seen? put your energy to better use please

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3dsoplya · 5 months ago

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little sister

#lisa rpg #lisa the first #lisa armstrong #brad armstrong #in the first picture bradley is dressed up for the occasion #second and third are theis childhood happy and sad days #fourth.... 1. brad made lisa a doll that resembled their mother because lisa misses her even though she doesnt know her well #2. lisa sleeps on the floor because the sheets are disgusting.#fifth is just a sad lis....#sixth is a teruterubozu doll that wards off rain with lisas hair and accessory #all canvases are 200x200 #i made this completely on a whim and i am very scared to post this okay bye

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casualavocados · 2 months ago

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Why do you always use that to piss me off? ...It makes me happy. We agreed that I'm in charge of the bars. But you come here all the time to watch me. How am I supposed to lead my people? Use your head, okay? Suit yourself. What's the matter? Chen Yi. Chen Yi! [...] Don't make me worry.

Chen Bowen as CHEN YI & Chiang Tien as AI DI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

#kiseki: dear to me #kisekiedit #kdtm #kiseki dear to me #ai di x chen yi #chen yi x ai di #nat chen #chen bowen #louis chiang #chiang tien #jiang dian #userspring #userspicy #userrain #uservid #pdribs #userjjessi #*cajedit #*gif #your honor i would like to remind you and the jury that ai di is faking drunk at this time #at the most he is a little tipsy and Definitely pretending to be asleep.#now your honor please observe in the fifth gif ai di slinging his other arm around chen yi's neck. while ''''''asleep''''''#as well as the way it slides back down chen yi's shoulder and how he clearly puts it back to get a better grip #and next your honor i would like to direct your attention to the last gif. and the way ai di's fingers curl when zherui says #'love and admiration are different'. not only do they curl but they pinch. do you see?#as you can see from this evidence he is very aware of the conversation and desperately in need of chen yi's affection and attention #.............and its better than the goddamn darcy hand flex in my Personal Opinion. act your fucking heart out diandian.#and NOW observe the caption. by combining the conversation where chen yi drove off angrily with the one where he comes back for ai di #you can see that the Real reason he was upset was bc ai di was pushing him away #& he came back for him anyway. he just wants to be close to ai di all his actions & feelings are ai di-centered even when the topic is cdy

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feketeribizli · 3 months ago

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monza pole ring... you got me ill in the head

#jackson would pole and win we all know this #pixar cars #cars 3 #cars #jackson storm #f1 au #ive been cooking and. monza is his second career win. fifth time on pole #his rookie season is like russian roulette: dont let people know your next move keep everyone guessing #monza also made me realize francesco should be in this au as the. only f1 car 😭#but thatd mean we got ferrari next to teams like fucking. dino and nitro lol #anyway you know he would be showing that thang off he would be so annoying about it #my art

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draw-the-squad-like-this · 11 months ago

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Draw your characters like this

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gingerteaonthetardis · 7 months ago

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sorry sorry i had to take that compilation post and make it all about five. im sorry

#also im sorry if the screencaps i picked dont actually make sense?? i havent gotten to fives era yet so im going off of his audios and #some vibes. also sorry if turlough and five dont wanna fuck i guess i made that up in my brain for funsies #nobody tell me whats actually happening in these caps btw <3 i dont wanna be spoiled for when i get there #fifth doctor #tegan jovanka #nyssa of traken #vislor turlough #doctor who

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buildoblivion · 7 months ago

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doctor off duty

#he deserves a nice holiday :)#turlough’s probably off somewhere grumbling <3 #fifth doctor #5th doctor #Peter Davison #planet of fire #Doctor who #classic who #my art #fanart #minsart #silly little waistcoat my beloved #silly little glasses ALSO my beloved

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mothsintherain · 2 months ago

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headcanon/au where once jon starts reading ANYTHING, not just statements, he can't stop. when jon and martin arrive Somewhere Else, it doesn't go away. on roadtrips, jon has to let martin drive and not look outside too much or end up reading every road sign around them out loud. if he picks up a book, martin has to forcibly close it and take it from him to prevent him from reading the whole thing in one sitting. he gets a text from martin in the middle of work and sneaks a look at it, forgetting himself for a second. "i miss you baby crying face emoji heart emoji" he says in a deadpan voice to the customer waiting at his desk.

#i just think it would be fun and interesting #“can we start a petition to ban the news” jon yells across the house for the fifth time this week after making the mistake of picking up #the newspaper on their doorstop and immediately having to open it and read it ALL.#god forbid he looks at Any. label on a product.#those goddamn nutrition facts.#all the boxes and bottles in the kitchen clearly have their labels torn off #tma #the magnus archives #tma spoilers #jon sims #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #moth posts

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n1ghteeea · 3 months ago

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