#Obi wan headcanon

[tuhska]

I started listening to books about the rise of obi wan and so on, I'm just in shock The first book feels so hopeless, even though you know that in the end everything will be okay and then bad again, but that doesn't matter. the first book is pure glass very offended for the little obi like he was trying his best but they still didn't choose him and then kicked him out a week before his birthday, leaving him alone he spent his whole life in the order and was simply not adapted to life outside of it, he was completely alone and on the first day he was beaten half to death After that, the man who was his last chance to become a Jedi came to him and all he hears from him is that he won't take him. At the same time, he understood that this was killing Obi-Wan, he knew that with his words and fears he was ruining his life, killing him completely. and after it became clear to everyone that he needed Obi-Wan (he saved your life dude and not only yours, even though he wasn't a Padawan!) Even after this, Qui Gon renounces Obi and does so throughout the next book, also finishing off Obi Wan at the end and so on going ahead it was even more painful to read about how Obi was taken into slavery and how despite all this he almost sacrificed himself by exploding the collar on his neck

(justifying Qui Gon it was nice to watch how he worked little by little with Obi and how he panicked and didn't even want to think about Obi Wan's death)

(and yes I know that Obi most likely had a different hairstyle and that he wasn't as physically injured but hey his hairstyle is damn complicated)

(Sorry for the mistakes, I use a translator )

[thesassypadawan]

Xmas Headcanon, Santa (Master Obi-Wan x RealWorldFemReader)

Summary:  It’s Obi-Wan’s first Earth holiday season with you!  He doesn’t have the slightest clue on how to celebrate, except there’s this fuller figure gentleman in a red suit and he’s apparently very big on being naughty or nice.

Warnings:  A lot fluffy and just a little bit naughty.

*Nice, SFW*

•           Obi-wan finds this holiday tradition of yours a tad silly.  But it’s important to you and that means it is to him too.  Besides, he had to admit, it was rather cute how your eyes seemed to sparkle like a youngling as you spoke of this Claus fellow.

•           You’ll ask him sweetly to play the jolly elf for your family gathering and Obi will be more than happy to do so.  With the promise that you will join as his Mrs. Jolly Elf.

•           Your family absolutely adores him!  He’s so patient and kind to the little ones.  Letting them tell him their entire wish lists.  Answering their questions about reindeer, elves, and other north pole related affairs.  Obi-Wan Claus will even allow them to tug on his non-snowy white beard for authentication purposes.

•           Not going to lie.  Seeing how he is with all the kids, kind of gets you thinking about certain things.  Like maybe it wouldn’t be so bad to have a mini Obi crawling around next Christmas.  And, honestly, he’s thinking the same way too.

•           When no one is looking, he’ll pull you aside for a quiet moment.  His arms wrapped around your waist, holding you close, gazing deeply into your eyes.  Obi-Wan would kiss you oh so tenderly.  “Merry Christmas, darling.”

*Naughty, NSFW*

•           Obi-Wan enjoyed the whole “nice” aspect of this whole Claus fellow legend.  However, he was also very intrigued by the “naughty” part of it.  Let’s just say you were in-store for one heck of a surprise.

•           Arms folded across his toned chest.  A wicked smile on his face.  Wearing only a Santa hat.  “You’ve been a VERY naughty girl this year.”

•           You bite your lip, squirming with anticipation.  Damn, he looked so sexy right now.  “Have I?”

•           Crawling on top of you, face inches from yours.  Obi teasingly drags his cock between your folds.  “Oh, yes.  And do you know what happened to naughty girls?”

•           Mewling softly, you shake your head.  “No, Obi-Wan Claus.”

•           “They get their stockings filled with coal.”  Obi then slams into you.  Thrusts rough.  Kisses sloppy.  Maybe something magical would happen tonight…something that would make Christmas next year even more special.

[xstarkillerx]

To Bite You (an Obi-Wan Kenobi NSFW audio)

"I know my wires are crossed, I'm too old to change now, it's never gonna go away, that one... darling, my lovely, my love... let me bite... let me scar you."

A deeply honest, emotionally vulnerable, and sensual monologue about Obi-Wan's visceral desire to sink his teeth into you.

First Obi-Wan audio one of my favourites of all time! I myself even feel a little vulnerable sharing it because of how much I love it. I like the idea that Obi-Wan has some wires crossed, that some thoughts, some menial lifelong desire bred from years of sexual repression, is something that can make him lose his composure like this I really hope you all enjoyed it as much as I do!

Audio credits to phonobabble, please reference content tags and warnings on original post

[thelightsabcr]

If they hear a song they like what do they do? Do they tap their foot? Quietly dance? Nod their head? Etc.

II Minor Details About The Muse– Ask Meme

It depends a little bit on the situation. If he's 'on duty', he can do the foot-tappings. If he's with people he trusts and feels at ease with, he can dance. Not just the quiet dance either, although he does do that as well. Obi-Wan enjoys enjoying things, if that makes sense.

[milkcioccolato]

Coming out comic since it’s pride month yayyyyyyy

[temaranthis]

yknow how Obi-wan and Quinlan are really close friends and that probably means Aayla and Anakin have a weird sibling/cousin relationship. and that make way for some really funny stuff.

for example, the jedi got to pick battalion colors at the beginning of the war, and Aayla's blue right? so she's like, "hm, it'd be fun if i matched with my men right?", and she goes the next morning and find out that Anakin, the little shit, has already taken blue. He doesn't even like blue.

and thats my little headcanon about how the 501st ended up being painted blue.

[threebea]

My favorite little headcanon is Chewie knew exactly who Obi-Wan was and was like: yeah don't worry my guy is solid he can get you to Alderaan. No no, he won't recognise you or ask questions, trust me. I don't even think he knows what a Jedi is. He is not big on historical non-fiction.

[brightsunsmeanshello]

If Jedi had TikTok

So I was imagining a TikTok trend that would basically just be the Jedi/Padawans looking all presentable and perfectly Jedi perfect ™ saying “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” and then immediately cutting to whatever chaos they are currently engaged in, for example:

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Qui Gon says, immediately before being shown adopting another ‘pathetic life form’ that may will cause them trouble later

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before decapitating a battle droid behind him without even looking at it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Anakin says, as he replaces all of Windu’s regular caff with decaf

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ashoka says, as she helps Fives and Hardcase balance a bucket of glitter above Rex’s doorway

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Plo says, as he forces encourages C3-PO to tell Wolffe his latest tales of woe™ and R2 drama

• “Jedi, we are; keepers of the peace, our responsibility is.” Yoda says, before telling several younglings that if they keep copying the Temple Guards they’ll freeze and get stuck that way

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Quinlan says, then just… you know, exists how he does

• “We’re Jedi, we’re impartial peacekeepers” Plo Koon says, sprinkling ‘How to Unionize’ pamphlets around the barracks like confetti

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before arguing politely engaging with every political figure in the room just for the heck of it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Leia says, before teasing the man breaking her out of a literal cell in the middle of space about his height

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Luke says, before replacing Han’s hair gel with glue

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Kanan says, calmly to the camera, before proceeding to promptly turn around and scream “SHUT THE KRIFF UP I SWEAR TO FORCE I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DONT GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW”

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ezra says, as he sprints away from Zeb who is quite suddenly and mysteriously COVERED in hair dye (thanks, Sabine!)

[peanuttoffee]

that scene but it's young Obi-Wan falling instead of Anakin

[ledeni-tm]

Padawan group holophoto !! In a universes where Ahsoka, Cal, Trilla, Caleb and Barriss all know each other and everything is fine ! (let me dream) Not pictured : their masters (Obi-Wan included, Ahsoka is his padawan too) gushing at the cuteness behind the holocamera.

[tenderjock]

Cody's just about to drift off, warm and a little sticky, when his comm chirps. He considers ignoring it even as he rolls over in the bunk, fumbling one-handed for the buzzing device.

It's nothing urgent - a partial conversation between Wolffe and Bly that he's being looped in on, rather unnecessarily in his opinion.

cc-3636 just because youve got a Fucking Boner for your jedi cc-3636 speaking of havent heard from codes since his new assignment cc-5052 oh yea cc-5052 hey cc-2224 hows your new general

He gets halfway through typing He's decent enough when Kenobi wakes up and drapes himself over Cody's shoulder, chest hair rubbing pleasantly across his bare back.

"I only rate decent?" his general murmurs, amusement curling in his voice. He looks thoroughly indecent, mouth red and bruised, hair mussed, hickeys dotting his throat.

Cody deletes it and sends He's acceptable instead.

Kenobi laughs. "Come back to sleep, my dear," he says, snuggling his nose into Cody's neck. Without bothering to open Wolffe's message - that bad huh ? - Cody allows himself to be rolled over and tucked against his general's front.

He'll deal with the command crew later. Right now they've got four hours before they need to be Marshal Commander or High General of anything, and Cody's all set to spend it sleeping in the arms of a beautiful, terrible, wondrous man.

[bee-does-art]

some (mostly head canon) stuff about mauls anatomy

[mayaarman]

Just thinking how much I love the whole "Cal Kestis is Obi-Wan baby". And now I really want to write something about Cal being sent as the commander/padawan for Obi.

This tiny menace following the steps of the bigger menace that is the General, and the clones just being like:

"Well, it looks like we are fathers now."

And accepting their fate as the protectors of the redheaded Stewjonis problem magnets that they have to follow to war.

[skybreakprimeonao3]

Jedi robes on Initiates and Padawans are large and roomy for the young to grow into. A Padawan might not get back to the Temple with a year of flying between constant mission, and it’d be embarrassing for a growing adolescent to have exposed arms and ripped seams.

Jedi robes on full grown Knights and Masters have multiple layers to help others. Another layer given to their Padawan or non-Force sensitive companions could save a life from the cold or sickness. Drop a layer as a decoy and still have the essential gear still on them.

Obi-Wan is the first to rip up his robes and tunics to use as temporary bandages until the Clones can get to a medic.

Cody is annoyed and heartened to see his General in only what is pretty much torn up short shorts and boots after a battle.

[chyarui]

A few of you guys were curious, so as promised, here’s a few of my takes on Kiffar marriage customs! Specifically the role of the qukuuf, hope you guys enjoy! (Once again, this was all inspired by fic Resilience on ao3, though the account is unfortunately orphaned)

Hope my handwriting doesn’t suck too much, and super open to hearing any ideas or questions you might have if I didn’t explain anything fully!

Also here’s a b/w version cause I’m a sucker for greyscale (and to make the qukuuf markings stand out more)

[ginkgodoodles]

I love the gag that Kit Fisto just really loves swimming at any opportunity and will walk around shirtless, completely oblivious.