#OSRSWiki

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[koboldbot]

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general info:

bot by @scurrius

icon by momo

header by @nicole-alt-delete

bot works off ! commands

capitalization matters!

just a bot for fun, nothing serious

open to suggestions for more things the bot can do

bot needs permission to change usernames for !yoink, !gift,!sort, and !arrage. the "kobold bot" role has to be above the roles in server settings of anyone whose name you want to be able to be changed, even admins if they want theirs changed too. sadly it cannot edit the usernames of server owners :(

command list:

general just for fun commands

!help : links here

!goldstar (person) : requires you @ the person. gives them a gold star and increases a counter by 1 for how many gold stars they have!

!magicball (question) : will return an answer as if asking a magic 8 ball a question

if you @ the bot and include a "?" in the same message then the bot will reply to you! the responses are all different to the !magicball command but they are similar

!url : generates an (animal)(gender)(bodypart) tumblr url!

!santa : tells you whether you were naughty or nice this year and then assigns you a gift if you were nice

!scurrius : fight Scurrius, the Rat King!

!fish : go fishing!

!hunt : go hunting!

!bite (person) : bites someone, @'s them if you @ someone

!pet : sends a petting gif, you can put words after the command such as @'ing someone but the bot won't @ them

!love : he loves me / he loves me not

!password : generates a strong password

!yip (number) : yips the number of times

!dragon : kobold reaction

!owo : whats this

!skankin : you know when that brass be bumpin'

!time : tells the time

!start : starts a timer that runs in the background for every server

!end : ends the timer in the background for every server

idlegame commands

!idlegame (name) : sends your champion on an idle adventure!

!idlecheck : checks in on how champion is doing!

!idleleaders : shows how much money the richest and poorest champions have and how many adventures the most seasoned champion has been on!

!idlerename (name) : renames your champion!

!idledonate (person) (gold) : the (person) requires you @ the person whose champion you wish to give gold to. this does not work if you try to give more money than you have or negative money

pvp commands

!fight (person 1) (person 2) : puts two people into a fight pit and they repeatedly hit each other until one or both have 0 or less hp and then announces the winner or a tie

!yoink (person) : requires you @ the person. steals a character from their display name. can be used on the bot. requires the "kobold bot" role to be put above the roles of the people whose display names are being changed in the role manager. cannot be used on server owner sadly :(

!gift (person) : requires you @ the person. adds a random letter to their name. again can be used on the bot. also requires the "kobold bot" role to be above the roles and cannot be used on the owner :(

!arrange (person) : requires you @ the person. rearranges their username. can be done on the bot. also requires "kobold bot" role above the roles of the target and can't be used on the owner :(

!sort (person) : same requirements as yoink, gift, and arrange, but this time sorts the name from least to greatest

counting commands

!yaoi : adds to a counter consistent across all servers

!yuri : adds to a counter consistent across all servers

!celibacy : adds to a counter consistent across all servers

!edward : displays the current counter for the yaoi, yuri, and celibacy commands

!feed : feeds the bot

!unfeed: unfeeds the bot

!howfed : says how fed the bot is

random comands

!sexyman : links you a random sexyman from sexypedia

!wikipedia : links a random wikipedia article

!wikimedia : links a random file from wikimedia

!wikiquote : links a random page from wikiquote

!wiktionary : links a random entry from wiktionary

!osrswiki : links a random oldsschool runescape wiki article

!melvorwiki : links a random melvor idle wiki article

!randmtg : links a random magic: the gathering card from scryfall

!randfish : gives you a random fish, might give garbage

!randsnake : gives you a random snake, might give garbage

!randcolor : gives you a random color, might give garbage

!randlist : gives you a random list from wikipedia, might give garbage

info commands

!definition (word) : gives the definition of the given word, can be multiple words such as "dog days"

!more : once you get a word's definition, if there are more than 5 definitions of a word, it will give you the 6th-10th definitions of that word

!wiki (thing) : gives you the first paragraph of the summary of a wikipedia article, can be multiple word thing

number commands

!add (numbers) : adds numbers together

!roll (adv/dis/number dice) (number sides) (khnumber/klnumber/modifier) : rolls any number of dice with any number of sides with any +/- modifier. replace any part in red with any integer. if you do adv or dis instead of a number it rolls two dice, keeps higher or lower, kh keeps highest of a number of rolls, kl keeps lowest of any number of rolls. even if the modifier is 0, it must be put into the third slot. example

!roll2 (expression) : this roll command is meant if you're doing simple dice rolling with multiple kinds of dice without needing advantage or keeping. you enter expressions in the d format such as "1d4-2d6+3d10+2" where the number before the d is how many dice and the number after the d is how many sides and then you can have any number of types of dice added or subtracted and an ending modifier if you want for the total of the rolls

the bot will also occasionally add reactions when certain words are used.

feel free to send in asks for bugs you find or also ideas you have either for polishing the commands or funny things to add to the bot! have fun out there!

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In this Tumblr post at HelpfulnesOSRS - by Piss_Gaming:

Make Woodcutting in OSRS Benefit You With Mahogany Trees Locations Near A Bank.

If the player does with to benefit from training OSRS Woodcutting

, they should seek to cut Mahogany Logs. Otherwise, for the fastest experience, cutting Teak trees is the way to train to 99 quickly.

As I have mentioned, the (small) boost in WC profits per hour using whatever method being Bird Nests aren't worth it as a sole pursuit of generating GP for the account, for the reasons mentioned in blog posts prior, with other methods of money-making being better in Oldschool Runescape than Woodcutting logs for GP.

If you do use this method to train Woodcutting, then the logs, Teak aren't worth banking. Even though there are locations near banks where you can cut Teak trees OSRS, the logs are worth nothing on the Grand Exchange, so while you won't profit much from cutting them to sell yourself, they can easily be purchased from the G.E for little cost in GP for getting however many Teak logs in Oldschool RuneScape (OSRS) you require for whatever goal you have (such as Teak Tables/Benches in Construction). The best areas for these trees are found with Mahogany Trees also in close proximity, with the Mahogany Logs being the real profit venture for Woodcutting in Oldschool Runescape.

It's great to check the Oldschool Runescape Wiki and 2007rs Reddits for a more clear picture on training skills- if you can't be bothered, read on! I have done it for you, and will cover everything you need to know about OSRS Woodcutting to 99 here, in this post (as a follow-up from the last).   According to the Farming/Woodcutting OSRS Wiki articles, the information you should know before going through with getting to the tree locations, to train at the best rates, is broken down into the following paragraphs...

Teak Tree/Seed (Farming) - OSRSWiki Article on Woodcutting and Farming for Teaks

These seeds are prepped in the same way as any other - or you can buy them straight from the Grand Exchange. With the saplings ready for training, you navigate to a Teak tree location before heading back to the bank, to plant for chopping down later. Once you've waited the necessary 2 days of growing time at a

Hardwood Tree patch at Fossil Island, you can proceed with this OSRS Woodcutting guide.

For many, chopping the Teak Trees down for experience is a great way to gain experience in WC; at EHP rates, no less, for the quickest way of levelling Woodcutting to 99 in OSRS. Putting this together with farming, using the seeds (farming), you're gaining experience in two skills at the best rates; a valuable thing to be able to do in this game where time is the only factor for training Woodcutting and Farming. (This means that Teak Trees are the best way to train WC/Farming, as they're the fastest- and the skills which they pertain to are time-gated).

Cutting Teak Trees and Logs used (WC and FM experience at low GP, High XP)

To continue the theme of the previous paragraph, moving from Farming now to these skills, we can begin to look at this type of tree to train other skills.

Though it's not worth it to bank the logs if you're cutting OSRS Teak Trees - They're cheap, and the locations of the trees are too remote, even when close to some sort of bank, to be going on with interrupting your tick cycle and experience per hour rates. Keep this in mind before you attempt to use this method.

Speaking of method, I think this is enough information on the OSRSWiki/Teak Trees Woodcutting, Firemaking, and Farming Article. Hope you enjoyed! - Re-blogs, Follows, Hearts are all appreciated!

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