#ORD x orange ball

[regretevatorshipconfessions]

whats up bitches its rat anon again and im back with some goddamn ball ships.

Coolio toolio x yellow ball x squishy x red teddy

ORD x orange ball

yellow ball x coolio toolio

Blue monkey ball x yargh x dovey

i'll pull up to the blog with more tomorrow

Anyways bye

drives out the blog with one of those shitty toy cars

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[nrsranger]

1.4

Ord Mantell Star System

Firebird X-Wing Squadron

300 meters to the rear of the Ranger

1747 hrs

Massive yellow bolts streaked accrossed the stars as the Crusiers begian to trade fire at almost point blanke range but three to one odds were hard to beat even if the one was a ‘Grand Cruiser’

“Firebirds were going escort those Y-Wings to engage that Carrier” Mauz said then contiued on a shared channel “Ok, we started down two X-wings so, one X-wing to two Y-Wings I’ll escort Vine, and Cheese, Joker you got X and Climate, Tripper cover Eel and Clown Squid you got Hotshot and Cha Cha, Brawl escort Bith and Imp, Sabbac, you got Hyper and Double O , Drip, Mob, Root, Gungan, you will range 100 meters infront of our escort you will be our first line of defence.”

“CAG, this is Noodles, our A-Wings have semi-cleared a path, I am sending you the vector” The comm unit on Mauz X-Wing chirped. “Please hurry, were taking heavy casulties Our A-wings are outnumbed two to one”

“Receiving data now, R6 sent this to the Firebirds and Night Owls, Thanks Noodles were on our way eta, 2 minutes” Mauz said.

Alek never believed that the Y-Wing Bombers needed escorts, he was of the opinion shared by most of the Star Fighter Command, that the Y-wing could shoot their way in and shoot their way out of any situation. These were not the same Y-wing that were used during the Rebellion these models more closely resembled the Clone Wars varrent with one pilot and one top ball gunner, however some of the innovations thought of during the Rebellion were kept for example the astromech unit was able to make, hyperspace calculations, another addition kept from the rebelion variant, turning the Y-wing not only into a bomber but a long range reconissance ship; however, Star Fighter Command never had much of a say when it came to the fleet standard operating procedures, most of the S.O.Ps were written by the politicians in the New Republic Senate, a big mistake that has been and will be exploited by any factions that had or will trade laser fire with the New Republic Fleet.

“Now's not the time to criticize fleet doctrine” Mauz thought as they entered the recently cleared path to the Carrier.

“Watch you 10 o’clock we got a group of fighters trying to flank us” The Togruta Claienes Benes callsign “Bear” the Gunner to Ricici Whelmed or Cha Cha said

“Noodles can you intercept?” Mauz said after no reply Mauz inquired “Noodles?”

“Noodles is down this is the Flight L.T I wish I could help but I got my own-----”

Mauz recognized the voice of Lightweight, the Flight Officer or third in command of the Blue Birds, assuming she just got shot down that left command to, Mauz took a second to remember, Maasisi Joka or Mint the Senior Pilot Officer, if he was still alive.

“Here they come'' Drip said. “Were moving to intercept, Mob, Root Gungan let's protect our Owls''

“Were with you Drip,” Root said in response.

Drip took the lead with his wing mate Mob taking up the position to Drips left of rear to their right and in a similar formation Root and Gungan formed up. The X-Wings opened up with an opening salvo knocking out 3 sim fighters

“Let them pass between us” Root said “Wing men, break!”

As Mash Ric or Root said that Gungan and Mob pulled a 180 and picked their targets then lined up on their tail letting loose with the quad laser cannons. Three seconds later enemy fighter craft returned the favor and lined up on their tail, That's when Root and Drip who also pulled a 180 a few seconds later but left a decent amount of room for enemy fighters to draw a line of Gungan and Mob.

“Break!” Root said simultas as he pressed down the fire button on his stick

Gungan and Mob both pulled a hard 90 degree turn Gungan went left and Mob went right as the laser fire from Root and Drips X-Wing half found and half past the enemy fights taking both down. Root went left following Gungan, his wing man, as Drip turned right following his wing man he did not notice the three other fighter craft on his three o’clock as they opened up with a devastating salvo. Drip’s X-wing console went all black and the residue energy fizzled around the hull of his disabled X-wing, only basic life support and the green “left” and orange “right” light were the only thing functioning. Drip took a deep breath and settled in his seat. This might be a long wait.

“Drips down, repeat, Drip is down” Rash Tacknor called sign Mob reported into his comm with a great sense of urgency as his wingmates X-wing went dark except for the two lights on his wing. Before he could process the wing man's fate orange lase fire flashed by his cockpit. Rash began evasive maneuvers jinking to the right then to the left the taking his fighter into a deep dive he yelled into his comm

“How many of these things are there!?”

“I count six” Root said “You have three on your tail we have three on ours

Coming out of his steep dive as a orange laser fire appeared where his X-wing was going to be in the next 2 seconds red warning lights flashed warring his inertial dampers were almost fried, then the lucky shot hit him, a single orange bolt hit the upper left X foil knocking out his stabilizer making him go out of control as a fury of other Orange bolts scored hits on his X-wing turning it dark and only remaining the two wing lights.

“Where did Mob go?” Root said as he juked out the fighters on his tail.

“Messa no see” Gungan said then Gungan went dark.

Root turned toward his X-Wing toward the remaining Firebirds and Night Owls

“I'm going to need some cover fire” Root said, pulling power from his laser cannons and rerouting it to the engines.

“You got it “ Rush “Bell” Gavin, the Senior Gunnery officer of the Night Owls said, turning his Ball gun toward the incoming fighters. In perfect order each ball turret turned toward the enemy fighters. As Root zoomed past only a few feet from Climate’s and Eel’s Y-Wings each bomber ball turret lit up the starry scape. Three of the six fighters succumbed to the Night Owls laser burst but the remaining three fighters stratified Eel’s Y-wings”

“Shields are overloaded, we’ve been hit, minimal damage, we can shake this--” Eel said right before her and Threes Y-wing went dark.

“Tripper, Brawl, get those Fighters off Roots tail” Alek said

Tripper and Brawl tracked the the enemy fighters and chased after the enemy fighters, turning the dog fight into a three way chase with Root in the lead be pursued about three enemy fighters with them being chased by two more X-Wing,

“Execute Firebird DF 1,4 Root your going to loop around Brawl will meet you at the high point of your loop” Tripper said

Brawl climbed high matching the Y axis of Root’s loop when Root reached the climax of his loop he made half corkscrew twist, then rolled 90 degrees as Brawl flattened his climb and rolled 90 degrees as he pressed the button controlling the laser cannon. The enemy Fighter Craft did not know what hit them as two of them disappeared leaving one, and it only took one to hit Roots engine thrusters, and Root went dark just then Tripper who had slowly been gaining on the fighter zoomed past Brawl’s X-Wing blowing the last remaining fighter.

Falling back into position they noticed that the few remaining Fighter Crafts were retreating back toward the mock Carrier.

“The Ranger destroyed the Grand Cruiser and looks like there bugging out” Joker exclaimed with joy “That makes it Ranger 4 Training scenario 0”

“Ranger 3 Training Scenario 1, try to remember you blew up the search and rescue objective” Tripper said into the comm correcting Joker.

“We searched, I found, they opened fire, I returned fire, simple as that” Joker said in a sing-song voice. Multiple voices crackled over the comm doubting Jokers side of the story from, who found the escape pod to wither the escape pod fired a laser canon, or a flaire to disagree whether the pod even had weapons.

“You got trigger happy Joker, plain and simple as that.” Tripper mock

“Well that’d be fine…... if I was Brawl” Joker said with what can only be described as a verbal wink.

“Alright, Let's clear the area, the reset ships are on their way to rescue our boys' ' Mauz said, cutting off the laughter.

“Well land and meet at the same place?” Sabbacc said

“You know it!” Joker said

“Yall got an invitation for 24 Y-Wing pilots and gunners?” Natalia Gee the Y-Wing Squad leader asked

“The more the merrier” Joker said

“As the only remaining member of the Blue Birds A-Wing Aces can we tag along?” Virbo asked

“I leave that up to the group, Can our party withstand a dozen arrogant A-Wingers?” Joker said with a rye smile. As dozens of voices booed, threw semi-friendly insults and jabs toward the so called A-wingers

“I guessed it's settled, you're invited…...if you can pay the tab!” Joker said.

[bloodiedskirtts]

The Safest Way To Go | Part Two: I love that no one knows

Summary: Parties are always trouble

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 2.4k

Warnings: Angst, cheating, smut 18+

A/N: TAG LIST IS OPEN!

Feedback is always appreciated! Thanks for reading. I hope you guys like it! Gif not mine, credit to owner.

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‘Are you coming to the party tonight?’ she asked, turning to Bucky who was looking at his camera, with a concerned look on his face.

‘Earth to James,’ she teased, as she turned back to the stove. She was cooking breakfast for them, wearing just his t-shirt and her panties. It had been a week since they had their argument, she had come home three hours after leaving. She told Grant she had a headache and he left her back to her apartment. He offered to bring her up the stairs, but she shook her head, telling him she could manage, they had a elevator anyway. She dodged his kiss before slipping out of the car. Thankfully, all her friends had left and Bucky was in his bed when she got back. Without a second thought she had her dress pulled off and was climbing into bed with him.

He didn’t protest when their lips crashed together, and he hadn’t complained about her wearing his clothes since then. Especially not when she was cooking him breakfast in just his t-shirt. Her hair was a mess from the night before and that morning. He bit his lip before lifting his camera and snapped a few pictures of her.

‘Are you taking pictures of me without my consent, James Buchanan Barnes?’ she asked, with a smirk on her face.

‘I am an artist,’ he replied with a shrug.

She crossed the kitchen to where he was sitting, straddling him with a smirk.

‘And what does that make me?’ she asked, as his fingers gripped her hips, bringing his lips up to ghost over hers.

Just as she moved closer to him, his phone binged, she grabbed it from the table beside him. Her heart dropping when she saw it was that girl from the coffee shop that he was texting. She got over his lap as he handed him the phone, before she returned to the stove.

Bucky sighed as he quickly typed a reply, his eyes quickly focusing back on the woman in front of him. His eyes on the soft curve of her ass, where it met her legs that he wanted desperately to be wrapped around his head right now.

‘So are you coming?’ she asked.

‘Wait what?’ he asked, his mouth suddenly dry.

‘Tonight? To Scott’s party?’ 

‘Eh, sure, doll,’ he replied as she put his plate down in front of him. ‘Who is coming tonight?’

She smiled, sitting across from him, ‘Steve and Peg, obviously. Sam will be there preying on the sorority girls. So Natasha will be there to keep in him line. I think Sharon is working though which sucks.’

‘Anyone else?’ he asked, his mouth full of bacon.

She made a face, ‘Who else is there? Oh...I guess you can invite coffee shop girl, if you want.’

Please, God don’t invite her, she thought to herself. Her stomach dropped as she pushed her eggs around the plate, her appetite suddenly disappearing.

‘Naw, doll. Think it should just be the old gang,’ he teased, getting up to grab some orange juice.

Her eyes focused on him, the way his muscles in his back rippled as he stood up. She bit her lip as her eyes fell to the material of his boxers which clung to his ass, waiting for him to turn around so she could see the sizeable bulge. However, she was shaken from her thoughts when their door opened.

‘Sam, I gave you that key in case of emergencies,’ she laughed and he threw himself on the couch.

‘This is an emergency!’ he whined, ‘I had a Tinder date last night and she won’t leave.’

Bucky and Y/N looked at each other and burst out laughing.

Peggy and Nat were sitting on her bed as they got ready for the party. All three of them were already tipsy, Y/N shaking her ass at the Rihanna song that was blaring out of her speakers. 

‘I look hella cute,’ she said as she posed in the mirror, holding her cup of vodka and coke in the air. 

Nat giggled, throwing her arms over her shoulders as she examined the crop top and skirt co-ord she was wearing.

‘Will there be some fucky for Bucky tonight?’ the red haired giggled at her own joke.

‘I am not drunk enough to answer that,’ she retorted before she pulled the two girls out of the room when she heard Steve shouting at them to hurry up. Their Uber was waiting outside for them, Nat was asking the driver to turn up the radio because she ‘loved this song’. Steve rolled his eyes at her as he took a swig from the beer he had smuggled into the car. 

‘You rebel,’ Y/N hissed in his ear, as he poured some of the bitter liquid into her mouth.

They shouted their thanks as they got out of the cab, all of them fumbling to give the driver their money. Okay, maybe they were a bit drunker than they had originally thought. Y/N immediately fell into Bucky’s side, who steadied her as they walked into the frat house. Sam was immediately bro hugging people and Steve was dragging Peggy to the beer pong table. She laughed out as Nat meet some of the girls she knew from dance. Leaving Y/N with Bucky, she intertwined their fingers and joined Peggy and Steve at the now empty beer pong table. 

‘Me and Buckaroo here against The Queen and Golden Boy,’ she shouted as she helped Steve line up the cups. ‘And we both know you are going down.’

‘You better have the skills before you run your mouth, baby girl,’ Steve teased, grabbing a ping pong ball.

She didn’t know how long they were playing but the end of it she was more than a little tipsy and she had lost miserably to Steve. Peggy and Steve made a really good team, while she had terrible hand-eye co-ordination. Bucky was really doing all the work on their side. It didn’t stop her drinking almost all the cups. She leaned her head on Bucky as she congratulated the other team. Her eyes widened as Beyonce started playing over the speakers, grabbing Bucky’s hand and dragging him onto the dance floor. Her fingers were in her hair as she grinded her ass into Bucky’s crotch as Beyonce and Nicki Minaj sang about feeling themselves. She felt his hot hands on hips as he pulled her closer to him, his lips brushing over her neck.

She whimpered softly, before jumping away from him, he let out a groan at the lose of her body against him. 

‘We are doing shots!’ she screamed, pulling him back towards the drinks table, where Sam was standing chatting up a tiny blonde girl. 

‘SAM AND SAM’S FRIEND WE ARE DOING SHOTS!’ she screamed.

The blonde girl, bit her lip, eyeing Sam up and down, ‘Why don’t we do body shots?’

The suggestion was a bad, bad idea. But Y/N was too drunk to think anything of it. She clapped her hands together, ‘Fuck yes. I like you! Let’s give the boys here a show first.’

She winked teasingly at the girl, pouring a shot and shoving it into her cleavage, thankfully it stayed there. She poured a tiny bit of salt on her boob which was spilling out the top of her crop top. The blonde girl winked at Sam before licking the salt up, she even managed to pull the shot glass out with her hand behind her back. Y/N popped the lime slice in her mouth which the petite woman eagerly took, eyes locked on Sam. 

‘Okay, lemme try that,’ he said, as Bucky was pulling the zipper of Y/N’s skirt down. She slapped his hands away.

‘What the fuck?’ she asked, eyes wide. 

He shook the bottle of tequila, ‘Belly button?’

She laughed as she collapsed into a nearby chair, laying as flat as she could so he could pour the cold liquid into her belly button. She shivered at the feel of his tongue on her skin. 

‘No salt or lime?’ she asked, when he smirked up at her.

‘Naw, am hardcore,’ he slurred. 

She laughed at him before jumping up, Sam was making out with the blonde girl now. Leaving the body shots to just her and Bucky. She licked his neck, noting how his skin immediately goosebumped and his hands gripped her waist. She poured another shot, pushed the lime slice into Bucky’s mouth and poured the salt onto his neck. His grip tightened immediately as she licked up the salt, she threw the shot back before going to take the lime from his mouth. He spat it out before she could, her lips colliding with his, tongues fighting for dominance. 

Her back was crashing against the nearest wall as Bucky’s hand gripped her hair, making her weak at the knees. 

‘Upstairs, upstairs,’ she gasped as she pushed him away. Her lipstick was smeared around her lips, her hair was a mess and she wanted him so desperately. He pulled her through the party, ignoring the daggers Steve was throwing him when he noticed them heading up the stairs. As soon as they found an empty bedroom, Bucky’s lips were on hers again. She was unbuttoning his shirt as he unzipped her top. Clothes were going flying, until he was in his boxers and socks and she was wearing her lace panties and heels.

‘Were you planning on getting lucky tonight?’ he asked, eyes on her overtly sexy underwear, as he pushed her down on the bed, giving her the chance to kick her shoes off. He was kissing down her neck, leaving angry marks along her breasts, as he licked and nipped and pulled at the sensitive flesh with his teeth. She was already a moaning mess when his tongue met her peaked nipple, he knew exactly how to make her come undone beneath him. And that’s all he wanted, he was trailing kissing down her body, pulling her panties off with his teeth. She lifted her hips and let him see her completely naked. She shivered, but it wasn’t the cold, it was the way he was looking at her. He took a step back pulling his socks off before kissing her inner thighs. 

‘No, Bucky, fuck I just need you inside me,’ she groaned pulling him up and over her body.

Her fingers were now pushing his boxers off and he was groaning as her fingers wrapped around his erection.

‘Shit, fuck,’ he snapped. ‘I don’t have a condom.’

She pulled him in for a kiss, ‘I’m on the pill and I’m clean.’

Because the only person I’ve slept with is you, she thought, biting her lip. 

He nodded, as he rubbed the tip of his cock over her folds, focusing on her clit as she squirmed under him. He eagerly shoved inside her, knowing he wasn’t going to last long because of the alcohol. And she was already wrecked as her nails dragged down his back, as his sloppily thrust in and out of her. Since the night she had ended things and they had agreed that they should be friends with benefits and then never stopped, there was no love making. It was brutal fucking, sure Bucky went down on her, he loved going down on her. But there was no languid, thrusting as they whispered about how much they loved each other. They were both chasing their release, both chasing the intimacy they once shared, both chasing the feeling off the other in their arms.

One of his hands trailed down her body, rubbing over her clit as he fucked her. 

‘Fuck, Bucky, yes there,’ she moaned, as she felt her orgasm coming. She bit down on her lip, screwing her eyes up but couldn’t help the pornographic moan that escaped her lips when she reached her peak. Bucky wasn’t far behind, spilling inside her with a moan of her name. They lay there for a moment, breathing heavy when he rolled off her. She always found that orgasms were the best way to sober up. Her heart ached as she watched him, maybe she should tell him that she wanted him to be more than this. More than a quick fuck when they were both drunk. But then she remembered seeing him in his bedroom with that other woman and she couldn’t.

She wasn’t going to let James Barnes break her heart again. She shuffled off the bed and quickly redressed, giving up for her searching for her panties in the clutter.

‘I’ll see ya back down there,’ she said, before heading out the door.

Bucky let out a groan, what was he doing. She was the girl of his dreams and he was using her for sex. He knew she could never trust him again, but he didn’t technically cheat on her. She had said they should go on a break - how very Ross and Rachel of them. He dressed sullenly, looking at his phone, which had twenty new messages from Wanda. He rolled his eyes, he didn’t even like the girl. He had asked for her number after Sharon told him that Y/N was on a date with a guy from her class. And now she wouldn’t stop texting him. He hadn’t even slept with her, they met up a few times and sexted when he was horny and Y/N wasn’t around.

God he was such a fucking idiot. He huffed for a bit longer until the door was pushed open, he looked up eagerly to see if it was Y/N come back for him. But unfortunately, it was Peter Quill and a sorority girl. Quill stopped when he saw Bucky.

‘Ah man, you did not fuck someone in my fuckin’ bedroom,’ he groaned. 

‘Just warming the bed up for you,’ he teased, as he shoved Y/N’s panties into his pocket. 

He headed downstairs, searching for her in the crowd. His heart dropped when she saw her chatting to a tall man with black hair. He had his hand on her hip and was whispering into her ear, his back to him. This must be the guy she was seeing from her class. It was time for him to go home, he decided, not telling anyone he left the party. He had fucked everything up, he could never get her back, he didn’t deserve her.

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