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Romance Confessional
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someone needs to hear me out on pest x wallter (no idea what their ship name would be brah..) /srs /gen
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Unpleasantdiner (Reddy x Unpleasant)
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MR x Unpleasant (I still don’t know a good ship name for them 💔)
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Saw this image on Yeucc's twitter and came up with so far, my worst idea ever(ain't that tragic tho)
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STAT x NULL
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Sab x Swibbledib x Emerson x Gregoriah,,, their ship name should be minimum wage,,,
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BIG fan of Pesto (Pest x Retro) but i do worry about sharing much of what i think about them, i think of them as a middle aged guy and a older lady who are very close, they met in adulthood and are very fond of another-theres a bit of woe from Retros side like "oooh but im an old lady, he could never like me.." and Pest is gripping the railing trying and failing to stop himself from calling her A BIG BEAUTIFUL BALL. i worry about sharing this pair because people usually first interpret them as having a paternal relationship-which is fine! i like those takes too, i think i can respect other peoples headcanons and even enjoy them while maintaining my own- but i do think Pest deserves to kiss a 54 year old ball woman, and i think Retro deserves to be kissed by a 32 year old twunk
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Crossover crime yaoi crossover crime yaoi crossover crime yaoi
Me and my bf proceeding to make Revvy [canon character turned oc] and Pest make out oooo
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i am here to spread my truth. i call it divorce party… mark x poob x wallter….. sighhh..
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Brock x DrRetro...their ship name could be DiscoDoctor or Retrodisco
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Folly and Dr Retro are literally peak doomed yuri, I like to think the way Folly taunts or torments Retro has a very romantic undertone underneath all that malicious intent while Retro is torn due to now different their worldviews/motives are
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well i like vinny x mannequin_mark....... i call it thriftwood
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null x stat because they're both in development hell ❤️ aw maybe they can hold hands in there or something
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Sab x swibbledib x emerson x Gregoriah.... they're all bfs idc what any1 says
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Rubs my hands together evilly
Sab x infected 😈 skaterbutton shippers where are you at
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I relly like lampert x unpleasant, pest x unpleasant, and jeremy x infected I NEED MORE SKATERCUBE ITS HUMAN X BIG EVIL CUBE!!!!!!
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ISnowboots
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VINNY X EMERSON MY BELOVED
Also Jeremy x William if that hasn't been said yet
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infected liking both lampert and stat because he's into autistic women that are hard to seduce....
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