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Hear me out, Bive x Pest x Split polycule

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People are always arguing over if Split should be with Bive or Pilby, but hear me out on this one.

Split, Bive, and Pilby in a polyamorous suburban marriage.

That’s my personal ship.

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I strongly headcanon enphoso and crem as exes idk why but i do!!! They hate eachother in my mind 💛💛💛

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Enphoso ships i like uhmm

Enphoso x MR (smileygod, of course)

Enphoso x Jeremy (Geometry or Shape Yaoi)

Enphoso x Jimmy (Lumberjack because i headcanon enphoso uses an axe)

Enphoso x Sebastian Solace (Giggleyfish, a species of fish in glaggleland)

Enphoso x Bugbo (Happybug, alternatively smileybug could also work)

Also im the same person who headcanons crem and enphoso are exes.. i dont have a name for them yet..

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Ggggulps. Melanie x Pest,,, BeetleBunny even

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IVE BEEN FORGETTING TO QUEUE

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Although I don’t ship it myself I would like to preach PartyNoob x The Bouncer (from Pressure Raveyard update) to you all

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hear me out

pest x null,

guys please HEAR ME OUTT

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I need to just have a little rant about webvirus (Folly x Melanie) and just get this all off my chest

Now I ship Webvirus and tbh I only think its problematic in the current point we are at in the timeline (so Jan 2025 for whenever this gets posted)

I think it's cute with like Dreamer x Melanie (Webcure) and that's non problematic and like an au or something that takes place in the future were Folly had gotten therapy and his coping in a more healthy way

Hell if you still want your toxic yuri just ship them pre-Melanie death that's a very unhealthy but not necessarily Abuser x Abused dynamic depending on how you see their past dynamic

Also current Webvirus is so much funnier if you imagine Folly pinning for Melanie and looking over at her trembling and just internally screaming with "OH FUCKKK I FUMBLED THE BAG SOO HARD OHHHHH"

Bonus points if you hc that Melanie knew Folly when she was Dreamer and Dreamer had a crush on her

Also Dreamer x Melanie is so peak and I wish to see more of that ship

Sorry for the slightly long rant there are just definitely ways to ship them (and ship them as toxic yuri) without it being a proship and super problematic

tldr: Current timeline Webvirus is one of the only problematic versions of this ship and Dreamer x Melanie is just so much better

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i hate this blog (/j) i just spent the past 6 hours making a spreadsheet of all the ships on here and their names

our bravest soldier

im actually going through the asks and queing them now EHEHEHE

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ITS BEEN THREE WEEKS

HEY!!!!!!!!! LOOK MAN CUT ME SOME SLACK/SILLY

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Hey is this blog dead.?

ouh NOOOO im just busy </3 i will answer all asks at once tomorrow i will i prommy

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someone needs to hear me out on pest x wallter (no idea what their ship name would be brah..) /srs /gen

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Unpleasantdiner (Reddy x Unpleasant)

or!!

MR x Unpleasant (I still don’t know a good ship name for them 💔)

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Saw this image on Yeucc's twitter and came up with so far, my worst idea ever(ain't that tragic tho)

STAT x NULL

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Sab x Swibbledib x Emerson x Gregoriah,,, their ship name should be minimum wage,,,

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BIG fan of Pesto (Pest x Retro) but i do worry about sharing much of what i think about them, i think of them as a middle aged guy and a older lady who are very close, they met in adulthood and are very fond of another-theres a bit of woe from Retros side like "oooh but im an old lady, he could never like me.." and Pest is gripping the railing trying and failing to stop himself from calling her A BIG BEAUTIFUL BALL. i worry about sharing this pair because people usually first interpret them as having a paternal relationship-which is fine! i like those takes too, i think i can respect other peoples headcanons and even enjoy them while maintaining my own- but i do think Pest deserves to kiss a 54 year old ball woman, and i think Retro deserves to be kissed by a 32 year old twunk

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