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[kevinationnto]

"Eggbert to the Rescue!" Part One

"You'll pay dearly for this, Pomni! screamed the Red Queen, who was clearly not happy with the fact that Pomni had just slain her precious Angewocky.

"OFF WITH ALL OF THEIR HEADS!"

Pomni, Chatter, Ragthy Ann, Gummigoo, Rosie, Miminsy Mime, Kaufmo, the Duchess, and the March Bubble all huddled together as they were being surrounded by the Red Queen's troops, all ready to lop off their heads. The White Queen had her sword ready, unwilling to give up her crown without a fight.

"Pomni, what do we do!?" Chatter whispered into Pomni's ear.

"I don't know, Chatter!" Pomni replied. Suddenly, a cry broke the uncomfortable silence...

"FOR WONDERLAND, AND THE WHITE HOUSE OF MILDENHALL!"

Everyone looked up- bursting through the dark clouds was Eggbert, riding the Ghostly Bird, ready for revenge! With him was Prince Ghostly riding his own new friend- the feared Polter-bird! Both had swords and battle-ready looks on their faces.

"It can't be..." the Red Queen seethed as she, the Red King, the Red Prince, and Taffy, her head horseman, all looked on. Were these two upstarts and their... beasts really about to take on the full might of her armies on their own!?

I'm back! But I won't start working on Part 2 until December 6, as I've my Math Finals coming up!

That's why my drawings' quality seems to get poorer and poorer, I'm afraid. Can't have distractions and draw comics perfectly at the same time.

Enjoy the new comic and feel free to ask me some Eggbert questions, as always!

Wonderland AU and Polter-bird belong to @endomentendo

Miminsy Mime belongs to @just-miki

Rosie the Servant belongs to @thecrazymask83

Taffy the Head Horseman belongs to @artythealicorn

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

The physical restraint I have to not bite into this kneaded eraser right now

[darkcloudsatnight]

Hey

U 🫵

Uhhhh

Idk what candy u like shit

@iaminyourbones

I like twix :3

AND HIIIIIIII

HELLOOOOOOOO

AYAAYAYAYAYYAYAAYYA

[taffywabbit]

what if there was a snabbit. just consider it

[taffypointby]

something nice

[woman-respecter]

langston hughes // tumblr user inkskinned // mitski // tumblr user melanovia // sufjan stevens // taffy brodesser-akner

[supd00dle]

Birthday bullshit

Edit: a few other doodles

[cheesy-cryptid]

Laffy Taffy 🎀🎀🎀

[taffyfever]

hey! what you up to down there? 🐶🛟

spicy alt over on Patreon 👀🔥

[cart-a-hearts]

A sister is a best friend for life!!

[bug-taffy]

and then they did

[kevinationnto]

"Eggbert to the Rescue! Part Two"

The Ghostly Bird landed. Eggbert got off safely, but he was uneasy. Knowing he had to do this, for the future of Wonderland, he sighed and attempted to give a speech to the Red Queen's troops.

"Soldiers of the Red Queen..." he began. "You know me. I was once your friend in court. But I now plead with you, on behalf of your fellow Wonderlanders, to let the Red Rulers control you no more. All they have done, while in power, was terrorize Wonderland, and rob her people of all that they have. They are ready to do that to you too, and not think twice. My heart suffers at the thought of that happening. Let no more innocent lives be taken here and now. If you wish to continue serving the Red Rulers, and carry out their will, I understand you. But let your fellow Wonderlanders go and live in peace. But if you wish to kill your fellow Wonderlander, here I am. Let everyone else go."

Eggbert then closed his eyes and braced himself for the executioner's axe.

But then, a shout of many pierced the uncomfortable silence...

"FOR WONDERLAND AND THE WHITE HOUSE OF MILDENHALL!"

Eggbert could not believe what he saw next- most of the Red Court, who were only nominal loyalists to the Red Rulers, were now defecting en masse to his side!

Among them were Max and Chad, unwilling to hurt their former boss Gummigoo, and his friend, and Taffy the Head Horseman, who'd been waiting for this opportunity for a long time now. Eggbert rushed to greet them.

"I never knew you had it in you, Egg!" said Taffy.

Eggbert laughed. "Same here, Taffy!" The Ghostly Bird stood there, in shock. Eggbert had a lot of interesting friends!

"AWWW!!" went Pomni, Chatter, Gummigoo, Kaufmo, Ragthy Ann, the Chesire Jax, the Duchess, the White Queen, the Gryphon, Rosie, Miminsy Mime, Smiley, and Toyger Lily as they witnessed the sweet spectacle unfold.

Hope you all enjoy the latest Eggbert comic I spent 4.5 hours on!

And... since my finals are over... I'd like to announce that I am open for commissions!

Feel free to ask me Eggbert questions anytime, anywhere!

Part 3 will be out tomorrow or on Monday.

Wonderland AU by @endomentendo

Rosie the Servant belongs to @thecrazymask83

Miminsy Mime belongs to @just-miki

Taffy the Head Horseman belongs to @artythealicorn

Smiley belongs to @yunfox00

Toyger Lily belongs to @laurenashleysparks

[presidentalpaca]

super inconsequential detail but i just realized lisa and taffy were synced up

[strawberry4milk]

taffy

[taffywabbit]

haven't played minecraft or the aether mod in quite a while but rest assured i am ALWAYS thinking about the humble Aerbunny

[taffypointby]

fiddauthor request 🥰😚💕💞 what a buncha nerds ! ! !