#OP Pank

[cosmica-galaxy]

How would the trio (Hank, Sanford, Deimos) react to the player playing co-op mode with their friends.

If this was the Salty AU, I think it would be similar to how Salty described it.

The other vessels would be jealous of the one that has the Player all to themselves, especially since they would most likely be Player 1, which can't change vessels in the game.

If the Player has three friends minimum to play the game with, all of them would be taken up and Player wouldn't be able to switch at all either. Which would probably frustrate the other vessels, since they are being puppeteered around by "false players" instead of their one "true player".

If we ignore some of the rules from Salty's AU, I think it would come as a major surprise to the self-aware crew that there's MORE THAN ONE PLAYER.

They were simply under the impression that the Player was a singular being with higher powers until the other strings appeared and took hold on the free vessels. It's a strange sensation for all of them to have a Player assigned to them. Each one being told what to do and moving in a much more efficient manner because of it. They're shooting more accurately, getting hurt less, and are actually organized in their assaults.

It makes them wonder what the Player actually IS. They can't see them, but they can feel them. Are they one soul or many in a singular being? Where did these other Players come from? Are they extensions of yourself or other beings entirely?

It gives them eldritch horror levels of thought as they try to picture what the Players look like. Can they put a face to it? Do they even HAVE a face? How can ALL of them possess bodies? How many more exist out there and what powers can they all wield in unison?

If this was in the time before they knew the Player's voice or what they looked like, this would be TERRIFYING. One is not so bad, seeing that their allies all still had their free will. But now that they're ALL being puppeted, it's like putting your fate into a stranger's hands. The movements are too choreographed, like the Players are somehow communicating with one another despite not speaking.

Not only that, but seeing the strings that they aren't familiar with branch out from nothing and latch onto a viable host must be terrifying. Especially since it's not the same strings they're familiar with. But each of them carry that same warmth that their original Player has. Like a warm firm hand is wrapped around them and guiding them through the world. It carries the same resounding light and comforting warmth that their Player does, which is probably why they believe they are an extension of the Player.

This also doesn't end the surprises. Because imagine that Deimos and Sanford go on a mission together and there's three Players. Color them surprised when VICTOR of all people shows up on their mission. When asked why he was there, Victor probably just says something ominous like "I felt like I was...called here."

The same goes with any variations of Hank Wimbleton. Wank and Pank literally show up out of nowhere to assist Hank...and Hank...doesn't attack them. For some reason, he tolerates the other Hanks, despite the innate urge to kill them. He knows that it's because of the strings and their otherworldly properties. The two Players needed vessels...and they called for some...and his copies answered their calls.

In short, in the Salty AU, vessels are disgruntled if they can't have their chosen Player to be with. Their "True" Player. The others are merely unwanted puppeteers that the vessels have to tolerate or put up with while the chosen vessel gets their 'true player' all to themself.

But if one takes liberties with it and in the Self-Aware aspects of the AU, multiple Players would be a terrifying concept. Especially if it's during the time where they don't know what the Player looks like or sounds like. It just goes full on cosmic-level horror for them as they are all puppeted around by these invisible but powerful beings with unforeseen motives.

If the three return to Doc, and with the information that there's MORE than one Player out there, the Doctor himself may grow surprised at the news.

How can there be more...and how many do they NOT know about are still lurking around just out of their sight?

A chill would linger in the air and Doc would be afraid of the answer to that question, no doubt.

[doodle-ink]

Ok FUCK MY LIFE AND MY SLEEP.

For those in the US what verso of Down By the Banks did yall grow up with??? Bc I have a version in my head that is apparently a mix of like 8 other ones and I need to know

The version I know is:

“Down by the banks with the hanky panks

Where the bull frogs jump from bank to bank

Saying eep op eep op op

Skidle diddle cernel pop

I pledge allegiance to the flag

Michel Jackson makes me gag”

Then it went into either a the McDonald’s thing or the part about the different sodas but I think we got to both of them somehow

Also the rythme is faster then the ones I’ve seen

[blabla3419]

imagine a stalker finding out where you’re from by learning what song you sang with a hand game

One of my favorite things is learning what words people used for this hand game—where you sit in a circle with your hands facing up, right hand on top of your neighbor's, left hand below your other neighbor's, and you sequentially go around slapping right hand into left— where they lived when they were kids. The regional variations are the best. It's in Wikipedia as "Stella Ella Ola," but for me (and many NE USAmericans) it's "Quack Diddly Oso."

The way these games are taught to younger kids by older kids and spread throughout regions is so fascinating; I want a visualization where you can see what happens when one random kid 50 years ago moved to a different state. I have no idea how widespread this game is, but I think it's all across the US and Canada, at a minimum. I haven't seen my kids play this—is it still a thing?

In my school in the 90s, it went like this—

Quack diddly oso, 
Quack, quack, quack, 
Señorita, 
Rita, rita, rita, 
Velour, velour, 
Velour, velour, velour, velour, 
1, 2, 3, 4!

I especially appreciate the versions that include “your mother smells like pizza,” “the toilet over fulled,” and “the cat peed on the floor,” “potatoes on the floor-a”

What about you? Anyone play it outside of North America?

[syxnewt]

Down by banks by the hanky panks

the bullfrogs jump from banks to banks

saying eeps ipes opes oops

Chilly Willy ding dang dong

I pledge allegiance to the flag

Michael Jackson makes me gag

Coca Cola fizzes up

now we’re talking seven up

seven up has no caffeine

now we’re talking billy jean

Billy Jean is out of sight

now we’re talking dynamite

dynamite blew up the school

Now we’re talking really cool

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

[kinnisvarakool]

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[ask-the-wimbletons]

Op do you think you could do an updated pronouns+sexuality list and maybe pin it or link it in the first post?

// alright i will

Hank: ??? doesnt know doesnt care all he knows is he goes by he/they

2b: demisexual he/they

Sanford and Deimos: Was/Were

Dank: She/They Aro Lesbian

Skittles: Any pronouns questioning

(S)Pank: Trans He/they gay whore

Wank: She/They demisexual

Heather: Was/Were

AJ: She/They/It Pansexual

Shank: Was/Were

Crank: Was/Were

Jebus: Was/Were

Tricky: Was/Were

additional relationship desc. down below//

Sanford and Deimos: ? ? ?  [ [ CONTENT MISSING ] ]

2b: Dating Hank. He cares for a lot of people he just wished everyone wasn’t so annoying. 

Hank: Neutral Hates Everyone, but does care a little about his Team, most especially with Skittles and his partner.

Dank: Chill, she likes everyone but does hold a little grudge with her siblings sometimes. Who was Sanford and Deimos again?

Skittles: Everyone's favorite little pride flag, and he loves everyone back. Hank is kinda his favorite though, but he will never share that.

Pank: Despite his whore-ish attitude, he does care about his siblings. He's just kinda an asshole sometimes and wants to play-fight all of them. Can’t remember Deimos...???. He also thinks AJ and 2b are funny little short nerds.

Wank: Neutral Hates Everyone, but does care a little about her Team, most especially with Dank and her partner.

Heather:  ? ? ? [ [ CONTENT MISSING ] ]

AJ: Adjusting to like everyone now. Wank’s pathetic little meemaw girlfriend. Distrusts 2b.  

Shank: ? ? ?  [ [ CONTENT MISSING ] ]

Crank: ? ? ?  [ [ CONTENT MISSING ] ]

Jebus and Tricky: ? ? ? [ [ CONTENT MISSING ] ]

//

[stele3]

Down by the banks of the hankity panks

Where the bullfrogs jump from bank to bank

With an eeps, ipes, opes, opps

Fell in the river with a big ker-plops!

alright, question for the esteemed jury (though I imagine this will be a uniquely american, if not perhaps also canadian, experience):

are you familiar with the children's game that involves slapping hands around a circle while singing a song that begins "down by the banks of the hanky panky"

and if you are, how did the rest of the song go for you

[mengyan]

OP is literally so nice they make me want to come off anon if not for the crippling fear of not being good enough for people but go off I guess.

-pank and sleever anon

(My phones autocorrect has given up on trying to correct those words now XD)

sobs anon big same but you’re literally so sweet please of course you’re good enough, whenever you’re ready to chat on main i’ll be here!! :D

[kinnisvara]

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[lesser-known-composers]

Louise Adolpha Le Beau (1850 – 1927) Klaviertrio d-Moll op. 15 Helga Wähdel Violine), Dietrich Panke (Violoncello), Viola Mokrosch (Klavier)

[indo-dyke]

In OR in the late 90s early 00s, it was down by the banks of the hankity-panks/where the bull frogs jumped from bank to bank/with an eep ipe ope opps/who's got the lily with the big ker-plops

does anyone here know down by the banks 2. if so what where the lyrics to you

I grew up singing: "down by the banks of the hankie-pankies / where the bullfrogs jump from bank to bank-y / going eeps ipes opes ops / one fell in and went kerplops"

[randomositycat]

Down by bank where the hanky pank

Where the bullfrogs jump from bank to bank

With the eeps, ipes, opes, ops,

Down by the riverbank

Kerplop

[syxnewt]

Does anyone know this rhyme? I can’t find the exact words for the version I learned online

it’s like

down by the banks of the hanky panks the bullfrogs jumped from bank banks saying eeps ipes opes oops chilly willy ding dang dong (something something that rhymes with “gag” something) made me gag

[a-bagel-no-two-bagels]

the one we did backstage in my theater production last year went like this

down by the banks of the hanky panks

where the bullfrog jumps from banks to banks

singin eeps ips ops oops

listen to the rhythm of the ding ding dong

michael jackson went to town

pepsi-cola shot him down

dr. pepper fixed him up

now we're talking 7up

7up has no caffeine

now we're talking billie jean

billie jean went down the street singing do da diddy diddy dum diddy do

lincoln lincoln i've been thinkin

what on earth have you been drinkin

is it whiskey is it wine

oh my god is that the time

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Because I have 900 followers I get to ask you niche questions

What was your version of down by the banks of the hanky panky if you recall?

Mine was

Down by the banks of the hanky panks Where the bullfrogs jump from bank to banks singin' hip' hop' soda-pop' I pledge allegiance to the flag Micheal Jackson makes me gag Coca-cola burned his butt' So now he's drinkin' 7-up 7-up has no caffeine So now he's drinkin' Billy Jean Billy Jean went out of sight so now he's drinkin' sprite SPELL IT S P R I T E

[loveandlucky]

Why I love band competitions: We all love each other.

Like seriously

We invited and played "down by the bank of the hanky pank" with another band because we felt like it, and they were ecstatic

Also my band is OP because we cheer for everyone and just have nothing but love in our hearts most of the time

[kinnisvarakool]

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