#OOOOOO BRING IT ONNNN

[pietratoons]

Me watching people ranking the songs of the Vengeance Saga and putting Charybdis on the last position

I VIBED SO MUCH WITH THIS SONG BROOOO ("OOOOO BRING IT ONNNN")

JUSTICE FOR THE WHIRLPOOL SEA WORM

[readbythestarlight]

c2e141 (part 1)

Okay this is so long I’m splitting it into 2 parts pre and post break so I don’t just end up with something horribly long that clogs up the dash

I’m already emotional just over the intro you guys i’M GONNA MISS THEM SO MUCH

"Skin cradle idk what to call it" how about NOT THAT MATT

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Home!!

AWWWW

Clarabell!!!

I’m so glad his family is all there and safe

Awwww that’s so sweet, showing him the cards <3

"Hey Molly! Go fuck yourself!"

M: :D

Poor Essek is so lost

A night’s rest yes that would be good for ALL of you

Also it’s time to fake his death

"And will you face the consequences of your actions, or run?"

"I need a night’s sleep first, if you don’t mind."

That’s fair

I’m worried tho

Cad

Cad this isn’t allowed to be goodbye

Not yet

Not this early into the episode

Don’t do this to me

Okay, if they’re all gonna stay that’s okay that’s fine

I mean yes go see

Oh no wait

This

We can’t split up this early y’all I can’t handle it

Yes good bring them here don’t split up

So many HUGS

Oh no

Plz don’t

NO

Please choose to stay, Frumpkin!!

Stay??

No!!

NO

COME BAAAAACK

godDAMMIT

30 minutes and I’m already crying

At least Marisha is crying too I’m not alone

"I needed him when I needed him. That time has passed."

Please adopt all the stray cats

"The last couple of years" baby it’s been less than a year canon time

"YOURE a good person"

"I could be"

"You are"

"There’s just a little more to do"

"She’s not wrong. Trust me, I know a few bad people, you’re not one of them." ESSEK

I’m gonna cry AGAIN

"I think you’re a good person" THAT’S IT IM GONE

Aww Molly bringing them flowers

They have a valid point though, like is this Molly anymore?

Jester curling up next to Fjord I cry they’re so cute

"Hey Fjord? I love you"

AKDLALSKAKA YALL

ITS SO CUTE

I can’t handle them

Veth going swimming?? Willingly??

SAM

The DM will remember that and Sam’s character will be the first to die next campaign

"There’s not even any bugs? That’s not meat"

Fjord is describing my entire week rn

Clarabelle is the sweetest

I’m gonna miss Jester’s messages xD

Jester omg I can’t breathe

Yeza is gonna be so worried

"Okay… ‘honey’. I think I know who this is but I take it as good news" I LOVE HIM

Mollyyyyyy?

MOLLYYYYY??

Woman?? In a red?? Coat?

Sad angel okay yeah

Y’all need to give him some TIME you can’t just fix this super fast

Awww he remembers Yasha a little that’s good

Poor Molly

What woman??

WHAT WOMAN??

Is it his goddess?? The moonweaver?

He’s gonna change his name to King Tealeaf lol

Why don’t y’all chill and let him pick his own stuff and figure his own stuff out

He wants a parasol lol

Travis like what even is a parasol lol

So like

We’re not actually getting Molly back in the end huh

Oh boy temporary splitting up

lol Yasha with the "I can definitely message you"

Y’all can’t just bamf into places like that lol

Oh dear please don’t walk in on your parents

Dad aaaaaaaaand? Is mom there? Momma? Are you theeere?

AYYYYYYYY

NICE

MARION AND THE GENTLEMAAAAAN

THE PARENT TRAP WAS A SUCCESS

I’m so delighted

Y’all had better get married by the end

Aw

They’re so sweet I love Marion and Jester bless Laura and Matt for giving us a healthy parent/child relationship

LUC lol

Poor Yeza is probably going prematurely gray dealing with this lol

"I’m sorry I didn’t get you anything, it was—it was mostly flesh" I almost shot tea out my nose

"Dad I won’t sink to the fucking bottom"

Oh dear

That was the most accurate child thing Matt has ever done

Marion is the queen of this place she doesn’t need your cemetery Jester lol

I love the way things turned out with the Gentleman it’s so soft

Jester sweetie you literally told him NOT to say anything back

I’m emotional y’all

Fjord like Jester babe NO

FUCKING HELL

I’m going to stab this bitch myself

YOURE a tragedy

Fuck you Ikathon the answer is NO

Oh my god okay are we doing this

We’re doing this

NO

HES HERE??

HOW??

How did he know they were there???

And Veth just brought her family there too

That MOTHER FUCKER

I can’t believe I’m getting my wish for them to fuck up Trent after all

Fuck fuck fuck how many people can he transport out??

Also you can’t burn down Cad’s home!!

Oh god Essek is going to have to face him too

There’s too much going on here I’m STRESSED

Does he have dunemancy magic?? Is that what that is?

"We had issues larger than your ambitions" OOOO BURN

Suck a dick Trent

"Erase these errors, so I don’t have to look at it" FUCK YOU

What is happening holy shit

What is this????

Run Luc and Yeza run!!

Poor things :(

Poor Caliope

Poor Clays

Essek booiiii

Oh my god I looked at the stats on this spell and it’s BAD

THE COLLAR

NO

What

Wilting what what what

Counterspell

Thank god

NO

NOOO

53?!

IN ONE HIT??

AND HES SPOILING THE FOREST TOO

NO NOT AT JESTER

FUUUUUCK

Oh my god he rolled BAD thank god

I was just saying thank god he’s alone at least but NOPE

Astrid had better not wait in the shadows to see who looks like they’re going to win and then only joining the winning side

Caleb protecting his maaaaaan

FUCKING STOP

DID HE COUNTERSPELL

THAT BITCH

THAT FUCKING BITCH

NO NO NO

they’re so FUCKED

Thank fucking god

COUNTERSPELL PLEASE WORK

YESSSSS

I don’t care what Astrid’s game is I’m tired of it and she needs to die along with Trent

And so does Wulf if he’s gonna play the same game

Come onnnn Wulf do the right thing

Mood, Fjord, mood

MARISHA xD

Ooooooh nice!

“Caleb’s produce flame” her one wizard spell is a Caleb spell omg

FLUFFERNUTTERRRRRR

Nice SHOT Veth

WHAT

Come ON

Why can’t they hit him??

Come onnnn Essek do something baby

Oooooo! So what does that mean?

Does that mean when one takes damage the other does too?? That’s amazing

Caleb noooooo

Thank god

Hits??

COME ONNNNN

Ouch

Okay but the stars haven’t done as much damage as they COULD yet which is good

STOP calling him Bren

Fucking HELL come on

WORK?? WOOOORK???

DID IT

YESSSSS

YEAAHHHH CALEB

Oh thank God

Too little too late bitch

Wulf is gonna die though I can feel it

A second shield UGH

No you stay AWAY from Caleb

Come ooooon Jester!

YEAH

Nice!

“Come ooooon!” Boy you’re tethered either way

I have a feeling we have too much time left until break for the collar to work but GOD I hope it works

E: “Caleb! I’m scared!”

I shouldn’t be laughing but I am

VETH NOW

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

PLEEEEEASE

God god god

21

Godddds

NO

come onnnnnn

AH

IT WORKED

IT WORKED IT WORKED IT WORKED

ITS ON HIM

ACTIVATE IT

A C T I V A T E I T

NO NOPE NOPE NOPE

COUNTERSPELL IT FJORD

DO IT

YAAAAAS

Good Wulf smart man

Ouch oh shit Caleb no

Oh NO

Caleb!!

Wulf, Astrid, soembody DO

CADUCEUS MY MAN THANK YOU

What does Caduceus say to the god of death? NOT TODAY (respectfully)

70 HP niiiiice!

Hot DAMN Veth nice call I love it

Oh come ON

Activate it!!

I still hate Astrid but fine

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[moonamite]

Blinding Shadows: Chapter 17

Goose sighed. “I guess there’s no getting out of this.” He looked up at Scarlet, defeated. “Ask away.” Scarlet quickly flipped open her notepad, clicked her pen, then looked eagerly at Goose. “OK, so, first question: How does it work? Your powers?” She asked. Goose leaned back in his seat, thinking. “Well... I don’t know, I guess I kind of just...  Tell an object to do something?” He explained awkwardly. Scarlet looked up from her notes. “That’s it? You just... tell it?” She said. Goose shrugged. “I mean, it depends. If it’s something simple, then yes. But sometimes you need to be very specific with how you word your spells, or else it could be disastrous.” He explained. He reached for his bag. “It’ll be easier if I show y-” He was then suddenly interrupted by a familiar infernal babbling. OH COME ONNNN. The little indigo menace chirped at her brother from within his bag. “Comet! How did you- when-” Goose cried at the intruder, before letting out an aggravated sigh and rubbing his forehead. So apparently Comet came with him without him knowing. So that disproved Marx’s theory that Goose was bringing her everywhere just to torture him. But he had to rethink that, because the very next thing Goose did was remove Comet from his bag, and then place her in Marx’s lap. “Can you hold her, please? Thanks.” Goose asked, not even waiting for Marx to speak, much less argue. Goose pulled something else out of his bag, then continued to talk to Scarlet and Diamond, but Marx couldn’t hear them over his own thoughts. WHY did he DO THAT? Why did he think that was even REMOTELY a good idea? He looked at Kirby to ask for help, but he was busy enjoying his meal, and Marx didn’t want to bother him. The little creature wiggled in his grasp, chittering. She looked up at him with shining eyes that were each as big as the moon. “Oooooo,” She cooed, reaching up for the balls at the ends of his hat. “Beeb bahs!” She chirped. Marx hesitantly let her touch the soft balls, but then pulled them out of her grasp when she was about to put them in her mouth. “NO! Those aren’t for eating!” He scolded. Comet stuck out her tongue and spat at him in response. Marx quickly reached for the food bowls that were all over the table. Maybe there’s something here she’ll eat that ISN’T my hat! Marx grabbed a bunch of different foods from different bowls. He didn’t know how old Comet was, or if the food here was suitable for her, so he’d probably need to try different things. He handed a shrimp to her first. Comet sniffed it, then took the tiniest bite from it. She made a face, then flung it at Marx’s face. “YUCK!” She declared. Ok then, so no seafood. He then tried a piece of broccoli. Comet inspected it a bit, then took a nibble out of it. This time, she tossed it to the floor. “EW!” She fussed. This is ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. As a last resort, Marx gave her a mango. Comet cautiously checked it out from every angle, then took a bite. Her eyes lit up, and she took a bigger bite, the sticky juices dripping down her chin. “Mmmmmm!” She said as she began to wolf down the fruit. “Wow, you got her to eat? That’s impressive!” Goose suddenly said to him. “Yeah. She likes the mango.” Marx said casually. “Meego!” Comet exclaimed. “Anyways, Marx, I need you to hold this. I’m demonstrating something.” Goose said, holding out a pebble in his hand. “What’s this gonna do? Turn me into a frog?” Marx asked, only half-joking. Goose shook his head. “Not quite. You’ll see, just hold it.” He explained. Marx slowly took the rock from his hand, taking it into his. He blinked. He felt normal. Suddenly, Scarlet hunched over. Marx didn’t notice right away, but Scarlet was laughing, her shoulders shaking with laughter. Everyone else was looking at him funnily, too. “What!?” Marx snapped at them. Marx then inspected himself, and found out why everyone was looking at him like that. His body was no longer his usual lavender hue, but was now an awkward pea-green. “What- What THE-” He shouted in bewilderment. Goose stifled his own laugh. “That was the very first spell I ever cast. It was experimental. It makes whoever holds it turn green. Then I had to rewrite the enchantment, because I forgot to make it so that you turn back to normal when you put it down.” He explained. Marx then quickly gave it back Goose, watching as the green rippled and shifted back into purple. He sighed in relief. He never wanted to be a different color ever again. Goose looked at the group nervously. “Um, I should get going soon- Comet needs to sleep.” He said. Meta Knight spoke up for the first time in a while- Maybe. Marx had tuned out most of the conversation after Goose gave him Comet. “That’s fine. We need to get going as well, to help repair the damages from the fire and to come up with strategies against Victory.” He then shot a hard look at Marx. Marx had no idea what that look meant. Maybe it meant ‘When I say ‘we’, that doesn’t include you’, or ‘You better not do anything stupid’, or ‘Don’t you dare lay a claw on Kirby’. He didn’t know. Even if the old croak didn’t want him coming along, he would, if that was where Kirby planned on heading.  But as he went to talk to Kirby, he was once again interrupted by Goose. “What? What now?” He complained. Goose then pulled him closer, whispering into his ear. “Come with me to my tent- I have some things I want to show you.” He told him, tucking Comet into his pouch, then motioning for Marx to follow him.